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Title: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: the snake on January 05, 2017, 11:00:19 AM
safe space. you can see tracer peeing in the backyard of it peacefully
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: childhood on January 05, 2017, 11:25:16 AM
I was gonna post this trailer in something last night, but I texted it to a few people, and they didn't seem as into it as me
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jLOOCADTGs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jLOOCADTGs#)
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: iKobrakai on January 05, 2017, 11:56:32 AM
Well, you have seen my posts. Imagine the amout of mental illness that did not make the cut. When I got sober and started posting again, I searched for my drugfueled posts and man, what kind of dope was I smoking?

You know that picture of Antwuan with subtitles [Unintelligible]? Yeah....
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: Makaveli on January 05, 2017, 12:11:22 PM
I was gonna post this trailer in something last night, but I texted it to a few people, and they didn't seem as into it as me
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jLOOCADTGs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jLOOCADTGs#)

Sappy movie, but appeals to a dog lover's inner sentimentality. Looks as well produced as those awful Christian movies like "God Is For Real"
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: the snake on January 05, 2017, 12:20:28 PM
i avoided a lot of "your mom" posts...it's crazy how that answer could fit to almost every threads...
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: CRAILFISH TO REVERT on January 05, 2017, 12:23:28 PM
almost posted in the pants-shitting thread multiple times but I am too lazy and the story is long and boring..spoiler alert: it ends with me shitting in my pants.
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: h00man on January 05, 2017, 12:35:14 PM
almost posted in the pants-shitting thread multiple times but I am too lazy and the story is long and boring..spoiler alert: it ends with me shitting in my pants.

Post it please.
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: SodaJerk on January 05, 2017, 12:47:46 PM
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almost posted in the pants-shitting thread multiple times but I am too lazy and the story is long and boring..spoiler alert: it ends with me shitting in my pants.
[close]

Post it please.
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: Iceman on January 05, 2017, 12:48:09 PM
for one reason or another, plenty of shops never saw the light of day. somehow these three didn't get deleted.

(http://i.imgur.com/Rp0BXLL.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/0gXlytL.jpg)

(http://i.imgur.com/VcV1JHx.jpg)
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: snowman600 on January 05, 2017, 12:53:25 PM
I wanted to start a "fits of the year" or a "classic fits" thread but didn't. maybe someone else will...
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: Grampa on January 05, 2017, 01:14:50 PM
i avoided a lot of "your mom" posts...it's crazy how that answer could fit to almost every threads...


Your mom sure doesn't avoid my post though.







Already regret this one.
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: JB on January 05, 2017, 01:55:55 PM
i never would go through the effort, but i thought about making POTY threads for the years we didnt have them. one year i wanted to vote for tracer and the other for tobey, but nobody made the threads so nobody wins.
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: Baron Samedi on January 05, 2017, 02:13:50 PM
dick pic
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: MeanestCleanestPenis on January 05, 2017, 02:39:34 PM
I thought about a masturbation thread where people could give us a run-down of their latest tug. Where they did it, materials used, amount of spunk produced, then maybe rate the experience out of ten.

Has this been done already?
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: Mongoloid on January 05, 2017, 02:51:39 PM
I thought about a masturbation thread where people could give us a run-down of their latest tug. Where they did it, materials used, amount of spunk produced, then maybe rate the experience out of ten.

Has this been done already?

I'm sure the thought has crossed Stan's mind.
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: straight on January 05, 2017, 02:57:40 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/2DxuN05.jpg)
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: Willie on January 05, 2017, 05:32:38 PM
I thought about a masturbation thread where people could give us a run-down of their latest tug. Where they did it, materials used, amount of spunk produced, then maybe rate the experience out of ten.

Has this been done already?


That would be the only thread I'm qualified to post in at this point.
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: ducky darnsworth on January 05, 2017, 06:10:33 PM
i think the amount of posts ive almost made, is twice the amount of ones i did make, and they were probably better too.
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on January 05, 2017, 06:13:00 PM
Ever delete a post? That's some shameful shit.
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: Tracer on January 05, 2017, 06:24:09 PM
Ever delete a post? That's some shameful shit.
Not as bad as focusing an account.
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: Nosferatu on January 05, 2017, 06:55:44 PM
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Ever delete a post? That's some shameful shit.
[close]
Not as bad as focusing an account.

(http://proprofs-cdn.s3.amazonaws.com/images/games/user_images/misc/7536487662.jpg)
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: CRAILFISH TO REVERT on January 05, 2017, 07:10:36 PM
(https://s28.postimg.org/4znkhpuul/gilbert2.jpg)
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: GinosGroceries on January 05, 2017, 07:50:20 PM
I was gonna post this trailer in something last night, but I texted it to a few people, and they didn't seem as into it as me
www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jLOOCADTGs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1jLOOCADTGs#)
Free tissues with ticket purchase
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: not_ericricks on January 05, 2017, 08:02:42 PM
Rogers slap alias, but ya gotta respect the mans privacy.

Also, mike carroll posts here. Can anyone guess his username?
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: shit_for_brains on January 05, 2017, 08:07:28 PM
(https://s28.postimg.org/4znkhpuul/gilbert2.jpg)

(https://68.media.tumblr.com/439495c665a9f4f792cdd8f02c93e47e/tumblr_mzvso0s1hM1tooympo1_400.gif)
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: Mr. Fink on January 05, 2017, 08:13:12 PM
I almost posted my social security number but then I was like nah nah dog.
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: ducky darnsworth on January 05, 2017, 08:15:55 PM
i found some stupid photoshops i dont think i posted on my imgur
(http://i.imgur.com/x24EWS7.jpg?1)
(http://i.imgur.com/kHxm8e6.jpg)
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: tobey on January 05, 2017, 09:00:13 PM
I make sure to post at least once a day so my kooker can easily find me. I have no filter now
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: Dirtymac on January 06, 2017, 07:18:46 PM
I thought about starting a thread where everyone confesses how many days/hours/minutes they've spent on SLAP but I was ashamed of how many I've spent. And I still haven't reached PAL status ffs. When I'm on my death bed I'll prolly beg for those days back lols
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: doublesteveburger on January 06, 2017, 11:02:05 PM
I thought about starting a thread where everyone confesses how many days/hours/minutes they've spent on SLAP but I was ashamed of how many I've spent. And I still haven't reached PAL status ffs. When I'm on my death bed I'll prolly beg for those days back lols


This thread already exists somewhere. I'm racking like 30 some odd days or something.

Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: ducky darnsworth on January 06, 2017, 11:07:25 PM
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I thought about starting a thread where everyone confesses how many days/hours/minutes they've spent on SLAP but I was ashamed of how many I've spent. And I still haven't reached PAL status ffs. When I'm on my death bed I'll prolly beg for those days back lols
[close]


This thread already exists somewhere. I'm racking like 30 some odd days or something.


i got 53 days 10 hours and 32 minutes
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on January 07, 2017, 02:05:31 AM
^ haha i also thought about starting a thread like that.
i got 40 days, 6 hours and 46 minutes. it's going there
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: Sk.A.T.A.N on January 07, 2017, 07:42:16 AM
77 days, 5 hours and 19 minutes! Jesus fuckin' christ.
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: the snake on January 07, 2017, 09:40:59 AM
i lost 94 days 19h and 10 mn of my life reading shit here, and a guy named "shit for brain" won POTY this year... ;D
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: CRAILFISH TO REVERT on January 07, 2017, 10:49:39 AM
almost posted this in the weed thread. my greatest invention.

(https://s23.postimg.org/uicz0g1nf/pipe_deck.jpg)
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: shark tits on January 07, 2017, 10:52:08 AM
almost posted this in the weed thread. my greatest invention.

(https://s23.postimg.org/uicz0g1nf/pipe_deck.jpg)
didn't tas pappas get caught at the airport w/ one of these only his was full of cocaine?
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: layzieyez on January 07, 2017, 11:25:25 AM
I almost posted a story about shitting outside but I pulled it out since it might have made one of my friends mad.
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: Dirtymac on January 07, 2017, 11:25:53 AM
Well since everyone's being so forthcoming, I've got 47 days, 22 hours and 27 minutes as of right now. And still no PAL status lol! There should be some kind of lurk award after so many days  ;) like "master lurker" or something...
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: stabbedbywiggers on January 07, 2017, 11:28:23 AM
almost posted this in the weed thread. my greatest invention.

(https://s23.postimg.org/uicz0g1nf/pipe_deck.jpg)
I thought you were supposed to put contraband underneath the truck baseplate.
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: stabbedbywiggers on January 07, 2017, 11:46:05 AM
dick pic
If I never showed my face you all would have all gotten a page of pink/white dick
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: straight on January 07, 2017, 11:48:28 AM
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dick pic
[close]
If I never showed my face you all would have all gotten a page of pink/white dick
that's single tone (a-ok)
Title: Re: Poppalardo's Outbox...
Post by: ttching! on January 10, 2017, 07:56:19 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/GlPiN.gif)

Also, Brink is not coming anywhere near this thread.
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: iKobrakai on January 10, 2017, 12:22:05 PM
Well, sometimes I could write some super dickish (top tier) response to someone, only to delete it. I guess my spiritual balance was doing alright and I just tought "Why spread my own self-hatered on other?". As you can tell from my posts, it does not happen very often, which is a shame.
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: 20matar on January 10, 2017, 12:55:01 PM
Well, sometimes I could write some super dickish (top tier) response to someone, only to delete it. I guess my spiritual balance was doing alright and I just tought "Why spread my own self-hatered on other?". As you can tell from my posts, it does not happen very often, which is a shame.

The Abe Lincoln method.
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: h00man on January 10, 2017, 01:00:18 PM
11 days, 8 hours, 44 minutes. Haha I'm such a loser
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: tobey on January 10, 2017, 02:13:08 PM
Amature hour with these days logged in on SLAP. Mine is 227 days, 6 hours and 6 minutes and you bet your damn ass during all that time my eyes were peeled to this site
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: shark tits on January 10, 2017, 03:08:44 PM
Amature hour with these days logged in on SLAP. Mine is 227 days, 6 hours and 6 minutes and you bet your damn ass during all that time my eyes were peeled to this site
haha, i'm at 140 days. i can chalk up some of it to nodding out w/ slap on but i'm guilty of  most of it.
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: shit_for_brains on January 10, 2017, 03:33:11 PM
You make my 89 days less shameful.
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: not_ericricks on January 10, 2017, 03:49:56 PM
Ive got 24 hours and 20 minutes, which is a lie.

Because ive never signed out since ive joined.

Mine should be like 700 days or some shit.

Kuddos to yall that shit your pants eagerly awaiting the next post!
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: Lurper on January 10, 2017, 04:10:19 PM
I almost posted about how my dream skate company would be run by Robert Brink, but owned by Milic and Forrest who would be the only two pros. Brink would drive them from spot to spot while trying to handle all the business. And, when on tour they'd all have to sleep in the same motel room.  I also thought'd it be a good idea if Berra worked in the warehouse and was constantly getting texts from Brink, Milic, and Forrest.

I'd imagine everyone but Milic would be constantly bummed on life.
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: straight on January 10, 2017, 04:25:28 PM
I almost posted about how my dream skate company would be run by Robert Brink, but owned by Milic and Forrest who would be the only two pros. Brink would drive them from spot to spot while trying to handle all the business. And, when on tour they'd all have to sleep in the same motel room.  I also thought'd it be a good idea if Berra worked in the warehouse and was constantly getting texts from Brink, Milic, and Forrest.

I'd imagine everyone but Milic would be constantly bummed on life.

ya dude shoulda never posted that .. that's weird
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on January 10, 2017, 09:52:56 PM
27 Days, 2 Hours, and 35 minutes

Honestly, most of the posts I didn't post where because Slap keeps me grounded. It gets me out of my head and occasionally seconds from buying shit I don't really need.

Also, just remembered I never sent clips to the Father Figure guys, damn! haha
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: stabbedbywiggers on January 11, 2017, 08:58:36 AM
Almost posted a video of me squeezing the air out of a empty shampoo bottle then putting on my dickhead on the hole and trying to get the suction to make my dick go in the empty shampoo bottle.
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: CHONGO on January 11, 2017, 10:23:45 AM
Ive got 24 hours and 20 minutes, which is a lie.

Because ive never signed out since ive joined.

Mine should be like 700 days or some shit.

Kuddos to yall that shit your pants eagerly awaiting the next post!

I think it only records the time that your actually browsing the subs. Because I would also have a large amount of time.
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: christ0v on January 11, 2017, 02:20:59 PM
that biebel is on roids
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: not_ericricks on January 11, 2017, 02:24:43 PM
that biebel is on roids

He uses igf-1 and stanzolol
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: iKobrakai on January 12, 2017, 12:20:09 PM
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that biebel is on roids
[close]

He uses igf-1 and stanzolol

REAL IGF1 - DOES IT EXIST - BEST ANABOLIC EVER - HAVE I TRIED IT - MY THOUGHTS (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2kxAJLxBF8&t=412s#)

I don't know about Biebels PRs. Also, his physic is obtainable for someone who skates a ton and has the luxury to sleep 12 hours per night, eat and train optimally. Then again, every one is on the gear these days, so I don't know.
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: SodaJerk on January 12, 2017, 02:51:36 PM
81 days, 1 hours and 46 minutes.
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on January 12, 2017, 03:25:19 PM
A friend pointed out to me that Chris Roberts never does any kind of backside grind, and I've never known how to bring it up.




I did find a clip of him doing a crook in a really old video though.
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: shark tits on January 12, 2017, 03:41:31 PM
A friend pointed out to me that Chris Roberts never does any kind of backside grind, and I've never known how to bring it up.




I did find a clip of him doing a crook in a really old video though.
call him out in a thread, once it reaches 5 pages rog will bring it up to him even though neither of them look at slap and he'll deflect the conversation to that time he did sw flip manny at courthouse. but maybe, just maybe he will be forced to release some bs ledge footage like obama's birth certificate.
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: childhood on January 12, 2017, 05:09:14 PM
Tara Howell 5 days ago (edited)
Im the person whos backpack got stolen by Adam. I wasn't a higher up, just an assistant manager. The guy who "changed the course of his life" was my boyfriend at the time and his things were also in my bag, which Adam "found" at a coat check. He went up to the attendant, told him that a bag that wasn't his was his, stole the valuables inside, and ditched the bag in the bathroom. We only found it because I was sitting on the ground outside the conference room practically in tears because I was afraid I wouldn't be able to get home without my ID, and was able to spot a flannel that had also gotten stolen out of my bag hidden under Adams jacket from below. I approached him and asked him if I could ask him a question. Pretty sure he thought I wanted an autograph. That's when I noticed the outline of our $300 iPod video in his pocket, which he denied having until I physically poked it. Not that it really matters at this point or even then, but it's funny how people deflect blame for the outcome of their own lives. The guy was invited to rep Ipath at there biggest retailers manager retreat and he decided to rob their employees while he was there. In turn he lost his sponsorship and changed the course of his own life.
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: tortfeasor on January 13, 2017, 08:56:59 AM
just deleted a post  that read something along the lines of

Quote
sometimes i forget that gay is one of the least gay people on slap...

in the Filepe Ortiz thread because its turning pretty gay.  which is fine, it just not the direction i saw the discussion going.
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: Baron Samedi on January 13, 2017, 09:52:34 AM
Tara Howell 5 days ago (edited)
Im the person whos backpack got stolen by Adam. I wasn't a higher up, just an assistant manager. The guy who "changed the course of his life" was my boyfriend at the time and his things were also in my bag, which Adam "found" at a coat check. He went up to the attendant, told him that a bag that wasn't his was his, stole the valuables inside, and ditched the bag in the bathroom. We only found it because I was sitting on the ground outside the conference room practically in tears because I was afraid I wouldn't be able to get home without my ID, and was able to spot a flannel that had also gotten stolen out of my bag hidden under Adams jacket from below. I approached him and asked him if I could ask him a question. Pretty sure he thought I wanted an autograph. That's when I noticed the outline of our $300 iPod video in his pocket, which he denied having until I physically poked it. Not that it really matters at this point or even then, but it's funny how people deflect blame for the outcome of their own lives. The guy was invited to rep Ipath at there biggest retailers manager retreat and he decided to rob their employees while he was there. In turn he lost his sponsorship and changed the course of his own life.
color me intrigued, pls explain
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: childhood on January 13, 2017, 10:50:43 AM
I was watching old Skate Talk episodes on youtube (I forgot how creepy, but still fun, they were), and saw that under the Adam Alfaro episode

Just thought it was funny/notable, cause it's a recent comment, on a video that was originally recorded like six years ago
Title: Re: Things you almost posted, but didn't...
Post by: the snake on January 23, 2017, 09:44:30 AM
"is armpit sweat proportionnal to the nose bulk ?"



dumb.