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Title: Filipe ortiz off blind.
Post by: Rein on January 12, 2017, 12:44:53 AM
Nobody cares, but just noticed this. Don't know how long he's been off.
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Post by: Esquivel on January 12, 2017, 01:25:21 AM
*of
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Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on January 12, 2017, 01:58:19 AM
he did tre flip crooks a handrail, right? that's this guy, right?
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Post by: essal on January 12, 2017, 02:23:53 AM
is there any way i can ignore all filipe ortiz threads? i think he is on the absolute bottom of my list of skateboarders, even behind esspyyy
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Post by: iKobrakai on January 12, 2017, 02:28:15 AM
Who  the hell visits Blinds team webpage?
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Post by: sid vicious on January 12, 2017, 03:06:45 AM
Never cared for this cross dresser, but it's the best move blind has made in decades
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Post by: Paul Cicero on January 12, 2017, 03:08:44 AM
Who  the hell visits Blinds team webpage?
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Post by: Changes on January 12, 2017, 04:36:42 AM
Both Filipe's are vomit
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Post by: Joust Ostrich on January 12, 2017, 04:40:05 AM
I though the bearded lady ran of with the circus a few years back.
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Post by: Pete on January 12, 2017, 06:01:29 AM
Who? I thought blind was toys r us exclusive now. Free Max b
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Post by: Bitter on January 12, 2017, 06:40:09 AM
Nobody cares
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Post by: Beeda Weeda on January 12, 2017, 06:42:59 AM
si
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Post by: tortfeasor on January 12, 2017, 07:25:35 AM
Who  the hell visits Blinds team webpage?

i did when i first started hearing about yuto.

blind team does put out a ton of footage and has some pretty serious rippers.  i really like morgan smith's skating and TJ is always fun to watch.


sewa reminds me of Ivan Drago in the best ways possible.


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Post by: doomstation55 on January 12, 2017, 08:09:22 AM
My ex gf's roommate fucked this dude apparently. When she told me I first thought it was the other fresh Brazilian Plan B felipe and laughed. She corrected me then I realized it was ladybeard and laughed even more. Whatever she was kinda gross tbh.
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Post by: slappies on January 12, 2017, 08:14:21 AM
He's got a pretty successful modeling career on the side, so I'm sure he will land on his feet.

(http://www.eurovision.tv/save-files/resizes/1a/1e/09/17/36/3f/13/54/61/9b/e6/b4/1f/e4/e6/9c/conchita_wurst_orf_01_orf_by_thomas_ramstorfer.jpg)
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Post by: MexicanSpaniard on January 12, 2017, 09:10:25 AM
Parents quit naming your children felipe
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Post by: lk130 on January 12, 2017, 09:13:32 AM
Anyone remember what man looked like though
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Post by: Mongoloid on January 12, 2017, 09:16:58 AM
My ex gf's roommate fucked this dude apparently. When she told me I first thought it was the other fresh Brazilian Plan B felipe and laughed. She corrected me then I realized it was ladybeard and laughed even more. Whatever she was kinda gross tbh.

So admittedly I had little to no recollection of who this guy was, so I decided to resort to trusty google as the description posted here had me curious. All I can say now after having viewed a plethora of photos of said Felipe is an emphatic "ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww!".
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Post by: jimi420 on January 12, 2017, 09:24:31 AM
I could see him on Flip. Is that racist?
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Post by: Handsome B. Wonderful on January 12, 2017, 09:43:29 AM
Never stop praying for Littel Schmatthew.
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Post by: h00man on January 12, 2017, 09:44:28 AM
He's talented. I dislike Felipe Gustavo more.

Also I think he's been of for a while, not that anyone really gives a shit. So I don't think this is really "news".
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Post by: straight on January 12, 2017, 09:52:06 AM
had to google what this dude looked like .. was not disappointed
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Post by: Chris Hansen is back on January 12, 2017, 10:52:27 AM
Dude looks like if Rumer Willis and Dave Navarro fucked and had a late term abortion.
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Post by: Makaveli on January 12, 2017, 10:53:52 AM
At first I thought this was that one dude they just made that 30 minute documentary about.
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Post by: Pigeon on January 12, 2017, 01:13:10 PM
Is Darkstar a tier up or down? Regardless, that's his best option, other than getting a job.
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Post by: essal on January 12, 2017, 01:50:38 PM
lol i thought this was filipe gustavo, i actually had no idea about who this guy is
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Post by: doublepeenis on January 12, 2017, 02:59:06 PM
Looks like he could have a successful career as a fortune teller.
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Post by: Spike Hawke on January 12, 2017, 03:30:09 PM
Without the beard he kinda looks like the kid from the Cher movie The Mask, I can see why he "grew" the beard
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Post by: NoComply180 on January 12, 2017, 06:01:51 PM
I once described this dude as a "mexican down syndrome version of corey duffel" years back and got gnar'd a bunch for it

I've tried to be less of a mean person lately though
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Post by: doublesteveburger on January 12, 2017, 06:09:32 PM
I could see him on Flip. Is that racist?


Flipe


Meh, I tried.
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Post by: Mr. Fink on January 12, 2017, 06:26:05 PM
Damn...
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Post by: Tracer on January 12, 2017, 06:28:48 PM
His Blind part was sick. I forgot him too but if he's been skating and progressing he will have no problem finding sponsors.
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Post by: Iceman on January 12, 2017, 06:59:02 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/OqkU0ul.jpg)
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Post by: NoComply180 on January 12, 2017, 07:04:38 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/OqkU0ul.jpg)
PERFECT
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Post by: Watson on January 13, 2017, 08:42:44 AM
For real though who do you guys think is the ugliest pro skater of all time? Felipe is up there for sure. Gotta throw Joslin in there too.

(http://streetleague.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/ProPage_headshot_chrisjoslin.jpg)
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Post by: h00man on January 13, 2017, 09:45:57 AM
For real though who do you guys think is the ugliest pro skater of all time? Felipe is up there for sure. Gotta throw Joslin in there too.

(http://streetleague.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/ProPage_headshot_chrisjoslin.jpg)

I think Joey Brezinsky is uglier than Joslin
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Post by: reptar_bar on January 13, 2017, 01:42:17 PM
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For real though who do you guys think is the ugliest pro skater of all time? Felipe is up there for sure. Gotta throw Joslin in there too.

(http://streetleague.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/ProPage_headshot_chrisjoslin.jpg)
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I think Joey Brezinsky is uglier than Joslin

Damn, i would say those are the top 3 for sure
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Post by: chilllyboy on January 13, 2017, 04:33:58 PM
Joslin aint that bad, and I could see younger women digging Filipe's look, he's got real soft features.


Brezinski on the other hand is a living reminder of why you don't feed your Mogwai after midnight.
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Post by: not_ericricks on January 13, 2017, 04:47:38 PM
Joslin aint that bad, and I could see younger women digging Filipe's look, he's got real soft features.


Brezinski on the other hand is a living reminder of why you don't feed your Mogwai after midnight.

I laughed waaay too hard at this😂😂😂
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Post by: Spike Hawke on January 14, 2017, 07:34:33 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/OqkU0ul.jpg)
About right  ;D
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Post by: Watson on January 14, 2017, 08:30:50 AM
You guys are tripping. Joey's got big teeth but overall isn't that ugly of a dude at all. Find me one picture of Brezinski worse than these:

(https://www.ocramps.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/joslin_profile.jpg)

(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/-On8Bxid9xE/maxresdefault.jpg)
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Post by: Joust Ostrich on January 14, 2017, 08:43:21 AM
Hi, I'm Timmy!
(http://www.promotocross.com/sites/default/files/images/uploads/timmy-knuth.jpg)
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Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on January 14, 2017, 08:58:04 AM
^Saw that kid at Woodward in 2003 and thought he had a degenerative disease. He was so brave.
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Post by: Badmeaningood on January 14, 2017, 09:06:51 AM
(http://skateparkoftampa.com/spot/headshots/3270mug.jpg)
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Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on January 14, 2017, 09:21:11 AM
Ishod, haha. But he's getting paid, so it doesn't matter one iota.
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Post by: Iceman on January 14, 2017, 09:34:47 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/e3W3F0g.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/zDe6wyB.jpg)
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Post by: chillclinton87 on January 14, 2017, 09:48:11 AM
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Joslin aint that bad, and I could see younger women digging Filipe's look, he's got real soft features.


Brezinski on the other hand is a living reminder of why you don't feed your Mogwai after midnight.
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I laughed waaay too hard at this😂😂😂

^hahahahahahhah man, the fact that i just recently watched gremlins makes this even better!
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Post by: Enrico Pallazzo on January 14, 2017, 10:03:49 AM
So long, Filipe

Best Line from Spaceballs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfT1B9o92rc#)
Title: Re: Filipe ortiz off blind.
Post by: Watson on January 14, 2017, 12:46:00 PM
(http://i.imgur.com/e3W3F0g.jpg)
(http://i.imgur.com/zDe6wyB.jpg)

Fuck good call. He nasty.

Adam I don't know what you're talking about. Ishod isn't ugly. Quite loveable looking actually.
Title: Re: Filipe ortiz off blind.
Post by: Tracer on January 14, 2017, 12:50:38 PM
Adam Dyet...