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Title: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: cant stop on March 17, 2017, 08:05:01 AM
I have a hard time thinking of one.

Jerry Hsu?
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: BMCsteve on March 17, 2017, 08:13:47 AM
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Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: doomstation55 on March 17, 2017, 08:18:58 AM
zigram can't reveal his circuitry inside
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: Noioso on March 17, 2017, 08:33:07 AM
Quote from: cant stop on March 17, 2017, 08:05:01 AM
I have a hard time thinking of one.

Jerry Hsu?

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Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: Putaslocas on March 17, 2017, 08:41:08 AM
The dark side of the slap
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: cant stop on March 17, 2017, 08:41:58 AM
Haha. Koston? Show me Koston.
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on March 17, 2017, 08:44:07 AM
Quote from: cant stop on March 17, 2017, 08:41:58 AM
Haha. Koston? Show me Koston.

he swims with a shirt on
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: shark tits on March 17, 2017, 08:50:19 AM
i don't think heath takes his shirt off. elissa steamer. templetits. pj ladd. southie. nick 'big' murray. orange man. rodney mullen. the birdman.
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: weregoingunion on March 17, 2017, 09:07:37 AM
"carrolls got a kit"
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: cant stop on March 17, 2017, 09:09:14 AM
Quote from: I sniff my own butthole all the time on March 17, 2017, 08:50:19 AM
i don't think heath takes his shirt off. elissa steamer. templetits. pj ladd. southie. nick 'big' murray. orange man. rodney mullen. the birdman.

I think I saw PJ shirtless not that long ago. It was not a beautiful sight.
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: MintySandwhich on March 17, 2017, 09:12:05 AM
Let's switch this thread to dude who always skate shirtless for some reason

Grayson Fletcher
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: GinosGroceries on March 17, 2017, 09:22:11 AM
Quote from: I sniff my own butthole all the time on March 17, 2017, 08:50:19 AM
i don't think heath takes his shirt off. elissa steamer. templetits. pj ladd. southie. nick 'big' murray. orange man. rodney mullen. the birdman.

Heath was born with a shirt on
The doctor asked him to take it off and Heath gave him a stern look.
The doctor apologized
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: CRAILFISH TO REVERT on March 17, 2017, 09:30:30 AM
Quote from: MexicanSpaniard on March 17, 2017, 08:44:07 AM
Quote from: cant stop on March 17, 2017, 08:41:58 AM
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Haha. Koston? Show me Koston.
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he swims with a shirt on

"swimmin' in a pool in a long sleeve sun shirt..."
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: Tracer on March 17, 2017, 09:36:43 AM
Quote from: BMCsteve on March 17, 2017, 08:13:47 AM
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Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: the snake on March 17, 2017, 09:51:48 AM
this thread screams "female pros you've seen skating shirtless"
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: concerned_parent on March 17, 2017, 10:18:12 AM
don cheadle
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: MonistatOne on March 17, 2017, 10:25:11 AM
pause
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: pussyclench on March 17, 2017, 10:47:34 AM
Jeremy Klein
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: Dirtymac on March 17, 2017, 10:51:32 AM
Ya'll some bored muhfuckas...
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: shark tits on March 17, 2017, 10:53:16 AM
ricky oyola, james kelch, matt reason, pancho molar, gonz
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on March 17, 2017, 11:31:13 AM
I took my shirt off once but then I got self conscious. :(
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: Tracer on March 17, 2017, 11:33:26 AM
If you're really schralping you should wear a shirt. The road rash is 2.5x worse without one.
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: Pauly Walnuts on March 17, 2017, 11:45:37 AM
Quote from: I sniff my own butthole all the time on March 17, 2017, 10:53:16 AM
ricky oyola, james kelch, matt reason, pancho molar, gonz
I predict we will see footage of him shirtless sometime in the next 5 years, he's getting older and show us all that beautiful dad belly he's working on
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: Swithflip on March 17, 2017, 11:57:36 AM
I really like Appleyard shirtless clips.
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: doomstation55 on March 17, 2017, 12:00:02 PM
Quote from: Pauly Walnuts on March 17, 2017, 11:45:37 AM
Quote from: I sniff my own butthole all the time on March 17, 2017, 10:53:16 AM
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ricky oyola, james kelch, matt reason, pancho molar, gonz
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I predict we will see footage of him shirtless sometime in the next 5 years, he's getting older and show us all that beautiful dad belly he's working on

13:18

Fourstar Super Champion Funzone (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IGdE2e7kxo#)

Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: NeppuNeppu on March 17, 2017, 12:19:04 PM
Quote from: I sniff my own butthole all the time on March 17, 2017, 08:50:19 AM
i don't think heath takes his shirt off.

https://www.instagram.com/p/3cZ757EChc/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/3cZ757EChc/)
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: h00man on March 17, 2017, 12:52:20 PM
I'm assuming most of you are all male skaters therefore I have not seen any of you skate without a shirt. Lets change that.
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: shit_for_brains on March 17, 2017, 12:54:04 PM
Quote from: h00man on March 17, 2017, 12:52:20 PM
I'm assuming most of you are all male skaters therefore I have not seen any of you skate without a shirt. Lets change that.

Post a tit
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: Gimax on March 17, 2017, 02:06:22 PM
That's some serious gay shit
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: ChuckRamone on March 17, 2017, 03:03:18 PM
a lot of pros have surprisingly unimpressive bodies. you'd expect them to look like soccer or swimming pros but they have moobs, flab, bad posture and a sunken chest. just goes to show skating talent and physique don't seem to have much of a connection.
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: Pauly Walnuts on March 17, 2017, 03:26:59 PM
Quote from: doomstation55 on March 17, 2017, 12:00:02 PM
Quote from: Pauly Walnuts on March 17, 2017, 11:45:37 AM
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Quote from: I sniff my own butthole all the time on March 17, 2017, 10:53:16 AM
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ricky oyola, james kelch, matt reason, pancho molar, gonz
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I predict we will see footage of him shirtless sometime in the next 5 years, he's getting older and show us all that beautiful dad belly he's working on
[close]

13:18

Fourstar Super Champion Funzone (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IGdE2e7kxo#)


well that settles that, my curiosity is quenched.
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: McJagger on March 17, 2017, 07:04:48 PM
Well, this is my favorite thread title.
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: shark tits on March 17, 2017, 07:08:53 PM
i fucked up the th4read title when i put elissa down but heath is not 'skating shirtless' so i'm still right about him i'd like to add sweet lou to that. sure, we see him in boxer shorts singing about a man named jed but he's no white trash raw jock to skate topless.
tom penny, rick howard, ryan hickey.
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: Chavo on March 17, 2017, 07:15:14 PM
This is in response to the "surprisingly unimpressive bodies" post. The last hunk is former G&S pro Bill Tocco.
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(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/4e/e0/f9/4ee0f9d79e461354a8f0fc64d41601c5.jpg)

(http://www.professionalmuscle.com/forums/attachments/professional-muscle-forum/65875d1384027084-remember-legendary-skateboarder-bill-tocco-bill-tocco-mm.jpg)
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: GAY on March 18, 2017, 07:04:29 AM
Quote from: cant stop on March 17, 2017, 08:41:58 AM
Haha. Koston? Show me Koston.

I bet he's got those silver dollar nipples.
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: Watson on March 18, 2017, 09:29:01 AM
Quote from: Chavo on March 17, 2017, 07:15:14 PM
This is in response to the "surprisingly unimpressive bodies" post. The last hunk is former G&S pro Bill Tocco.
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0972/1152/files/mark-gonzales-boneless-3_grande.jpeg?9239563459948753749)

(https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/4e/e0/f9/4ee0f9d79e461354a8f0fc64d41601c5.jpg)

(http://www.professionalmuscle.com/forums/attachments/professional-muscle-forum/65875d1384027084-remember-legendary-skateboarder-bill-tocco-bill-tocco-mm.jpg)


Come on boys.

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Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: zuma on March 18, 2017, 01:58:19 PM
Quote from: I sniff my own butthole all the time on March 17, 2017, 07:08:53 PM
i fucked up the th4read title when i put elissa down but heath is not 'skating shirtless' so i'm still right about him i'd like to add sweet lou to that. sure, we see him in boxer shorts singing about a man named jed but he's no white trash raw jock to skate topless.
tom penny, rick howard, ryan hickey.

I remember penny had a cab on vert without a shirt... it s in a danny minnick vid... collage
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: j....soy..... on March 18, 2017, 04:40:19 PM
Johnny Layton?
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: botefdunn on March 18, 2017, 06:01:29 PM
bill weiss
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: alonelikeastone on March 18, 2017, 06:10:00 PM
I post shirtless. exclusively.
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: CAPTAIN NOBODY on March 18, 2017, 07:43:53 PM
Quote from: Dirtymac on March 17, 2017, 10:51:32 AM
Ya'll some bored muhfuckas...
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: Vert Reynolds on March 18, 2017, 09:40:27 PM
Chris Cole never Sk8's shirtless.....He's got a super Long Torso

He's known as the "Human Torso" in our circle of friends...Dunno know why? As if, He could be called the "non Human Torso" ??
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: expired on March 19, 2017, 07:04:57 PM
*male skaters you want to see skating shirtless. Im really hairy and slammed shirtless last summer and shaved part of my chest on my grip.
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: gnidraobetaks on March 19, 2017, 08:52:08 PM
Ryan Decenzo has a third nipple.
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on March 19, 2017, 08:59:31 PM
Ryan Decenzo has a malformed third Decenzo growing out of his left hip. He tries to kill him with vinegar and rubbing alcohol every nighl but it only makes him more ornery. Sloth Decenzo leans into every fs flip/360 Ryan does and helps him bring it around. Ryan would be nothing without Sloth Decenzo. Ryan resents Sloth. Sloth loathes Ryan. Without each other they would be nothing..
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on March 19, 2017, 08:59:59 PM
Scott's pretty good.
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: doublesteveburger on March 19, 2017, 09:38:55 PM
Middle-school was rough so now I shower with a t-shirt on.
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: Esquivel on March 21, 2017, 07:13:46 AM
One day I was skating shirtless and saw GMos
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: shit_for_brains on March 21, 2017, 07:22:30 AM
Any of you dudes ever pop those pants off when those long summer days hit? I used to just unzip the lower portion of my swishy cargo pants but now I get down to brass tacks.
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: Robert Baratheon on March 21, 2017, 09:27:19 AM
Male pros you've never seen skating with one leg up
Title: Re: Male pros you've never seen skating shirtless
Post by: AsianVegan on March 22, 2017, 01:22:58 AM
Brandon Biebel.