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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: coupedepill on October 20, 2017, 06:57:46 PM
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I was thinking of a double wide board (two sets of trucks) of either Big pun or Bruce Bruce.
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Redbull five panel (zered pro model)
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Shecklers upper body. Perfect for a Double Pit to Chesty
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Desarmo in a tall tee
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Whoopi Goldberg in Sister Act?
I don't mean this in a bad way, but Alltimers is one of the most surreal companies ever. I still can't believe so many pros wear a hat based on The Critic.
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kenmore washing machine
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A blonde hair dye bottle
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Brian Seber.
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(https://target.scene7.com/is/image/Target/13946482?wid=520&hei=520&fmt=pjpeg)
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double-ended dildo
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fidget spinner
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Bottle of lean
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Tall T for sure
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Desarmo in a tall tee
7.75 x 43 wb 13in.
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carton of Gauloise cigs
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(http://brainden.com/images/devils-fork-big.gif)
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I would pop that ass,high into the sky
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penis
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(https://s1.postimg.org/2ipugl59m7/shaped.jpg)
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(https://s1.postimg.org/2ipugl59m7/shaped.jpg)
Damn
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If they made a board that just said "HUH?" for the graphic I would buy one.
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Sriracha bottle stuff seems to be selling now.
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they should do a really huge dick board and collab with that super daring brand that was posted here last week
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they should do a really huge dick board and collab with that super daring brand that was posted here last week
(http://huckcdn.lwlies.com/admin/wp-content/uploads/2017/10/dick1.jpg)
Who could skate this? It's most definitely a wall-hanger.
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(https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4470/24020081168_3e168d7c87.jpg)
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I had to post this so I cold ask, who could skate these?
(https://images.bigcartel.com/product_images/203210330/PinkB.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&w=1120)
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(https://farm5.staticflickr.com/4470/24020081168_3e168d7c87.jpg)
I like!
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A mustache ride
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Or 3D graphics, as in real, fysical 3D
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(https://s1.postimg.org/2ipugl59m7/shaped.jpg)
Damn Dime
fixed
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I had to post this so I cold ask, who could skate these?
(https://images.bigcartel.com/product_images/203210330/PinkB.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&w=1120)
I don't know why, but Gerwer came to mind first.
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(https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/6e/1992-1995_Honda_Civic_sedan_--_03-21-2012.JPG/1200px-1992-1995_Honda_Civic_sedan_--_03-21-2012.JPG)
the antithesis of the lambo boards.
honorable mentions: gucci flip flop board, smolik snow camo navigator board
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terry richardson 8=====D :P rowan
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the antithesis of the lambo boards.
honorable mentions: gucci flip flop board, smolik snow camo navigator board
Ahhh my sweet chariot from a time forlorn
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I had to post this so I cold ask, who could skate these?
(https://images.bigcartel.com/product_images/203210330/PinkB.jpg?auto=format&fit=max&w=1120)
I don't know why, but Gerwer came to mind first.
Nah, David Loy
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A Dime collab of Joe Valdez?
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A Dime collab of Joe Valdez?
would buy in a heartbeat
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product series
(https://brainypintsizer.files.wordpress.com/2012/09/capture-aquanet-hairspray-1980s.jpg)
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j-lay shower selfie, duh
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lobster shape fo'sho!
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lobster shape fo'sho!
Im tired of seeing your nasty ass adidas everytime you post.
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Im tired of seeing your nasty ass adidas everytime you post.
as soon as Adidas rerelease them I'll take that pic down ;)
In the meantime though I'm open to new ideas?
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Im tired of seeing your nasty ass adidas everytime you post.
In the meantime though I'm open to new ideas?
Thats awesome you kept the first pair of shoes you skated. I wish I still had mine. The blue Axion Guy Marianos. Can't fuck with that.
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The first pair of shoes I skated wear some VSW canvas hightops thank you very much.
Silas 1's are still the best shoe I've ever skated though so I want to enshrine them hear on slap... out of all the sig pics you could choose to hate bawtawd
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The first pair of shoes I skated wear some VSW canvas hightops thank you very much.
Silas 1's are still the best shoe I've ever skated though so I want to enshrine them hear on slap... out of all the sig pics you could choose to hate bawtawd
Im not a shoe sniffer bro.
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The first pair of shoes I skated wear some VSW canvas hightops thank you very much.
Silas 1's are still the best shoe I've ever skated though so I want to enshrine them hear on slap... out of all the sig pics you could choose to hate bawtawd
I knew you didn't lose your V card to those Adidas, I was joking hehe
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they should do a really huge dick board and collab with that super daring brand that was posted here last week
like a longer board or something so its like a really huge di(e)ck
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The first pair of shoes I skated wear some VSW canvas hightops thank you very much.
Silas 1's are still the best shoe I've ever skated though so I want to enshrine them hear on slap... out of all the sig pics you could choose to hate bawtawd
do you reckon there's an in the closet shoe sniffer here on SLAP?
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The first pair of shoes I skated wear some VSW canvas hightops thank you very much.
Silas 1's are still the best shoe I've ever skated though so I want to enshrine them hear on slap... out of all the sig pics you could choose to hate bawtawd
Wouldn't be the worst habit someone on Slap hid from the world...
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Anal beads
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Im tired of seeing your nasty ass adidas everytime you post.
In the meantime though I'm open to new ideas?
I guess we all better get used to seeing your busted adidas because I highly doubt Silas1s will ever be rereleased.
Sometimes when I see your sig I think I get a whiff of foot odor through the screen. So I feel like I'm unintentionally a shoe sniffer :'(
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Im tired of seeing your nasty ass adidas everytime you post.
In the meantime though I'm open to new ideas?
I guess we all better get used to seeing your busted adidas because I highly doubt Silas1s will ever be rereleased.
Sometimes when I see your sig I think I get a whiff of foot odor through the screen. So I feel like I'm unintentionally a shoe sniffer :'(
Really? THOSE are the best shoes you've ever skated? Dawg. Not to mention that that shoe is just nasty looking to begin with.
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Hail Xenu
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i hope Berra doesn't kick your ass Silky
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Im tired of seeing your nasty ass adidas everytime you post.
In the meantime though I'm open to new ideas?
I guess we all better get used to seeing your busted adidas because I highly doubt Silas1s will ever be rereleased.
Sometimes when I see your sig I think I get a whiff of foot odor through the screen. So I feel like I'm unintentionally a shoe sniffer :'(
Really? THOSE are the best shoes you've ever skated? Dawg. Not to mention that that shoe is just nasty looking to begin with.
I got some intel that they WOULD rerelease them (2018) but I'm not holding my breath because even if they did I doubt the quality would be as good as the OG ones. I eat pretty clean so my shoes don't stank yo!
re: troll dude, okay what's the best shoe you've ever skated in then? you do realize that this stuff is subjective right? I know I'm not alone on the Silas 1 love and if you knew your sneaker history you'd know how much ZX influence is in there. Besides, function over fashion no? This shoe just happened to have both in copies amounts.
If that shoe was released 3 years later, Palace heads would have been jizzing loads into them and then snowballing themselves because of how good it tasted.
Again though, nasty looking shoe to you might be grail to me. Ed Templeton 1's weren't the sexiest shoe on the planet I fucking loved them! if you're not legit trolling please list your top five skate shoes of all time here.
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i hope Berra doesn't kick your ass Silky
Me and you both :-[
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Im tired of seeing your nasty ass adidas everytime you post.
In the meantime though I'm open to new ideas?
I guess we all better get used to seeing your busted adidas because I highly doubt Silas1s will ever be rereleased.
Sometimes when I see your sig I think I get a whiff of foot odor through the screen. So I feel like I'm unintentionally a shoe sniffer :'(
Really? THOSE are the best shoes you've ever skated? Dawg. Not to mention that that shoe is just nasty looking to begin with.
re: troll dude, okay what's the best shoe you've ever skated in then? you do realize that this stuff is subjective right? I know I'm not alone on the Silas 1 love and if you knew your sneaker history you'd know how much ZX influence is in there. Besides, function over fashion no? This shoe just happened to have both in copies amounts.
If that shoe was released 3 years later, Palace heads would have been jizzing loads into them and then snowballing themselves because of how good it tasted.
Again though, nasty looking shoe to you might be grail to me. Ed Templeton 1's weren't the sexiest shoe on the planet I fucking loved them! if you're not legit trolling please list your top five skate shoes of all time here.
I will say that I blanked on the whole subjective part, but now that you mention it you and I are probably into very different styles of shoes. Top five would probably be -
1. Trapasso Pro II - Hands down the best shoes I ever skated, then they discontinued them because, you know, the whole Trapasso thing.
2. Figueroa - Maybe the only cup sole shoe I ever liked? What a great shoe.
3. Slip-on pro's before they did the bullshit revamp.
4. Old Schools - All I need in my sad adult transition-only life.
5. Blazers - I fuck with them.
I'm into simple shoes tho.
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1. Trapasso Pro II - Hands down the best shoes I ever skated, then they discontinued them because, you know, the whole Trapasso thing.
2. Figueroa - Maybe the only cup sole shoe I ever liked? What a great shoe.
3. Slip-on pro's before they did the bullshit revamp.
4. Old Schools - All I need in my sad adult transition-only life.
5. Blazers - I fuck with them.
I'm into simple shoes tho.
well there you go then! I mean that's only probably 10 years worth of shoes, I'm and old fart and have seen every trend come/ go. Not saying that's a good thing but my tastes have certainly changed over time. If you see some Silas 1's on eBay, I'd say give them a try because they really are magic (and this is coming from a dude who only rocked vans for 10+ years). Adidas certainly aren't making shoes that good these days.