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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: nothingisspecial on January 15, 2018, 09:41:49 PM
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Trainwreck
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Ragdoll, Lizard King, Donger
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Corpsey, cancer dan, snuggle bandit
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Boneless Boy Andy Roy
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Donger
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The Mess is a good one.
Yan Gay. I wonder if anyone knows who I'm talking about.
Worst nickname would probably be Spanky.
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spanly
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Riley's dad's son's dad
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Pork Chop
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there was a dude in my school who suffered an unfortunate accident during a handjob, he was forever more known as Rip Van Winkle
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Choppy Omega
Prolly the Best & Worst combined.....He was a Mythical X-Men SK8er
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J casa nova uh
swaaaag
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Stranger.
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"Candygram for Mongo"
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Baby Scumbag
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The Screwdriver Tickle Monster
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John "The Man" Reeves
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Jani Genitalia
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sandwich
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Catfish
The Boss
Lil Fucky
The Muska
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iron butt
boner
airhead
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kraPneK
PigPen
WheatBerry
I didn't know until recently that Robert is actually Lance Mountain's first name.
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Spanky
Slash
Gonz
Baby Lamb
Yung Salk
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Sorry to double dip, do you remember in the Zero - dying to live, lots of fools thanking "ice" and "baby ice?" Those names were pretty good too.
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J casa nova uh
No, man. Its J Cas.
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Birdman is certainly up there
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uncle fred
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Even tho it's technically his real name, Dick Rizzo is the coolest name in skateboarding
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Master of disaster 8)
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Pineapple
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Darren "Vertical Vampire" Navarrette
Roger "Cairo" Foster
Sean "Burn Victim" Conover
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Axel Crusher
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Steve Berrics
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Pineapple
Mango, apples
Steve Berrics Koston*
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Manchild
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Dickburrito
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Yan Gay. I wonder if anyone knows who I'm talking about.
The r’s are silent
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Tits
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birdo
shitbird
the the tim oconner
wee man
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regular Suzy is a good one
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booz 'n tits
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The Mess is a good one.
Yan Gay. I wonder if anyone knows who I'm talking about.
Worst nickname would probably be Spanky.
I actually really like Spanly. He's a dead ringer for the Spanly from the 90s Little Rascals and has been an amazing President of the He-Man Woman Haters Club.
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Herm Dog
T-Spliff
T-Funk
Big Boy Foy
The Muscle
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trainwreck
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#JScottHandsOut
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wee man
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Sorry to double dip, do you remember in the Zero - dying to live, lots of fools thanking "ice" and "baby ice?" Those names were pretty good too.
If i remember correctly Baby Ice was Lee Dupont
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Mike Plumb
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T-Spliff
T-Funk
All that T-Puds/P-Rod horseshit is the worst and always has been. T-Spliff in particular is some embarrassing teenybopper shit.
Cancer Dan is the best but apparently he doesn't like it.
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Sparkles
The mule
Spawn
Rolando Brenes
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Baby Lamb
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Louie the Chimp
Crazy Eddie
Lil Stevie
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nuggets!
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Big boy foy really just rolls off the tongue but i think Lizard king has the best nickname in skateboarding. Nuge is pretty dope too
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Capt'n Booyah
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I also like Li'l Boy Loy.
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Slash seems like the type of person that'd give himself that nickname.
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Prawn Powers
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SLUGGO 8)
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Bob Gnar
T-Mo
Pea Body
Cards
The Gut
TnT
Snuggle Bandit
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Sinner, Divine Colorway, Harry Bastard
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Yan Gay. I wonder if anyone knows who I'm talking about.
Gnar for you, sir
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Worst nickname would probably be Spanky.
Ha, wonder if Chan Marshall knew about that. I'm impressed that he dated her
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mango and sluggo are my favourites
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GONZ
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Lil Fucky
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Shitstain
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holmes
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fat bill
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as far as actual nicknames go is there any topping 'the Boss'
Trainwreck & ragdoll are personal favourites
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somebody probably already said it but
the kid
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sinner duh
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Weckingball
Frosty
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Weckingball
Frosty
reported
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Bam is a pretty good nickname. So is Neen. Both of these skaters had these names long before they even started skating, so maybe that shouldn't count.
Lizard King is good since you have to be a pretty big fan of his to even know his real name. I respect his commitment to it. It would be pretty weak if he tried to go with Mike Plumb at this point (that's his name right?). The Jim Morrison reference is pretty lame, though.
Slash is pretty weak too. The world already has a heavy metal Slash. It's like if a skater tried to call himself King Diamond or something. I guess that isn't fair since I'm cool with Reynolds being The Boss. Seems like Slash has been slowly trying to make sure Brian Hansen gets in there too.
I also like how Beagle is named after Josh Beagle. Kinda gets inception with it. A skate nickname referencing another skateboarder.
I'm surprised there aren't more skaters trying to go with one name nicknames.
Birdman (created by ESPN) is the worst nickname, easily. Donger is pretty bad, considering its origins.
Clearly Ollie is the most significant nickname in skateboarding history. To think we all could have been doing "Alan"s this whole time (or "Nalan"s off the nose). Or better yet, "Gelfand"s.
I think about skateboarding way too much.
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Specific for the (North?) German context: I always though the nicknames "Laif Arsch" and "Drei-Wetter-Draasch" for Laif Draasch were about as good as it gets.
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horsey
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The Chief
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Hairy Lentil
Tom Asstamouth
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Mike Crum
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surprised this hasn't been mentioned yet?
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Mike Crum
crumcakes!
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Hairy Lentil
Tom Asstamouth
not to forget about Ben Gaypourn
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Toothpick God
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Master of disaster
Butcher