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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: Element_Decks_Rock_ on February 23, 2018, 09:49:08 PM

Title: Can u guys stop?
Post by: Element_Decks_Rock_ on February 23, 2018, 09:49:08 PM
I can't even just have a nice time at the park, watching a skate video, browsing Instagram. What is it with you people...99.9999% of you have a fucking RIDICULOUS "kit" on it literally makes me cringe that you guys look at yourselves in the mirror and think, "yeah I look fucking cool". You all do the same fucking tricks that correlate to whatever outfit you have on for the day. Your style on the board is completely contrived it makes me wanna fucking puke. I'm talking about some pros here, too. Stupid fucking fake style and it's so obvious yet no one says shit. I can't roll down the fucking street and not see a skater where the first thought that comes to my mind is, "clone". You fucking automatons seriously need to find yourselves. Skateboarding has become so over-saturated with mediocrity but it's completely acceptable as long as your stupid fucking "kit" is "lit". There has never been anything cool about Morrissey, cut your fucking hair correctly, not so some purposefully falls over your face so you can comb it back every time you fucking pretty boy. Uncuff your fucking pants, buy some that fit, stop wearing rings on every finger with turquoise stones on them. I'm done. Seriously, I want to see none of you when I skate and just remember what it was like to actually fucking SKATEBOARD with other people that didn't have fucking hive mind mentality.
Title: Re: Can u guys stop?
Post by: SodaJerk on February 24, 2018, 12:30:28 AM
(http://cdn4.images.motherlessmedia.com/images/9480BA6.gif?fs=opencloud)
Title: Re: Can u guys stop?
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on February 24, 2018, 12:38:52 AM
(http://www.boardriderstickers.com/images/Firm%20Stop%20Sign.jpg)
Title: Re: Can u guys stop?
Post by: Pigeon on February 24, 2018, 02:09:32 AM
Quote from: Element_Decks_Rock_ on February 23, 2018, 09:49:08 PM
I can't even just have a nice time at the park, watching a skate video, browsing Instagram. What is it with you people
You’re too upriver.
Title: Re: Can u guys stop?
Post by: Francis Xavier on February 24, 2018, 07:55:13 AM
Quote from: SodaJerk on February 24, 2018, 12:30:28 AM
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Skate in the streets dipshit
Title: Re: Can u guys stop?
Post by: doublesteveburger on February 24, 2018, 12:02:19 PM
It alarms me that I can be eating a sandwich and not be phased by that gif.



Thanks, SLAP.
Title: Re: Can u guys stop?
Post by: SodaJerk on February 24, 2018, 12:06:20 PM
Quote from: doublesteveburger on February 24, 2018, 12:02:19 PM
It alarms me that I can be eating a sandwich and not be phased by that gif.



Thanks, SLAP.
Ah, the circle of life.