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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: bawtawd5 on March 07, 2018, 12:18:46 PM
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That thrasher article was trssh
let's roast the skate industry like they should be fuck soft poosey going easy on these dweebs I'll tart off
Date Rape and Destroy - Chase Web
Game Blouses - Nyjah
Watch them tails - Wecking Ball
Bum fight crew- Clint Walker
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Though t I pay respect to Tobey with the thread title
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Let me butcher your footage - Ty Evans
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Save our soles- lakai and emerica
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The Goggles Do Nothing - The Flat Earth
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Driving Mister Huston- Sinner
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Mommy’s Little Helper-Bat Shit Trixie
Free Female Pass Assault-TnT
Dry, Wet, Dry, Wet-BAM
Tennis Elbow- Eric Ellington
Broom Bandanna Closet B-Sinner
Can’t Bust My Myth-Danny Way
Chubby Chaser-Brian Anderson
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Ray Rice - Daryl Angel
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Gravy train- Mike Sinclair
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Hey Slim, I drank a fifth of vodka, you dare me to drive? - Cory Kennedy
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Edge Lord - pincher bug
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Skipped His Part - Gino Iannuci
Going, Going, Gone - Marc Johnson
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The Max Hardcore - Chase "I'll never lube it" Gabor
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Next Gator?- Tony Trujillo
Beef of the year- Mike Carroll vs. Marc Johnson
Going....going...- Crailtap
Dude, I totally skate: Thrasher, Supreme
Fuck...watson's post is a lot like mine...
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iPod Shuffle - The Flare(s)
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Bite the hand that feeds you - Jimmy britches
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Boarder Wall - Pat Duffy
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20,000 leagues below pro- prawn powers
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Lactose intolerant- James Hardy
Get it cause he ain't milkin it
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Extra chromosome - Shawn powers
Who the fuck are you again? -Trevor Colden
Cashing in on the gayness - Brian anderson
Rhonda Rousey disease - Leticia bufoni
Ouch, my back - Chad muska
Chemtrails - monster energy
Imaginary friends - Mikey Taylor
Growth hormone - prod
A hole in my sales - Mike mo
Triple sow cow - pine
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Still waiting for lightning- Danny Way
Sitting on the dox of a bay- Mike Sinclair
More like Blandy Roy- Andy Gaona
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Hesh to fresh - Franky Villiani
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Florist Edwards -Forrest and his new weed sponsorship
Bahn This -hardflip indys
Frodo -Nick Merlino and the search for his golden vagina
Nike No-No -Nyjah deleting his instagram story of him grinding the knobs off that 18 stair rail.
Last seen with Fred Gall -Osmar Villareal
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damn, you guys are clever.
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The Edison Award for Innovation - Donald Jason Dill
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How do you do, fellow kids? - Koston
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Most Liked - Nyjah
Class Clown - Andy Roy
Most Likely to Succeed - That Mt Dew kid with the fucked up grill
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stand by your man --- trixie
time's up --- dirtbag-p
skate caddy--- sinner
i hate to bug you in the middle of dinner --- bobby polio
the last big thing --- weckingball
better late than never --- alexis sablone
it's casual --- blondey mccoy hit by car [also dude who flipped over a car]
gipper award for teaching the kids --- rad rat
old man and the sea --- tom penny
brotha lynch hung --- geoff rowley
don't leave me high, don't leave me dry ---- gershon
howard dean --- marc johnson
paula deen --- pat duffy
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How do you do, fellow kids? - Koston
Good one
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Best Sheckler-esque image revamp from 1 part - Nyjah
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Tight tricks, loose trucks - Max Palmer
Thrift store score- Andrew Allen
Life saver, beer killer- Fred Gall
Can I have your old board? - Mikey Taylor
To many issues - Berrics mag
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GANG ! gang - Brophy
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martyr complex- Steve Berra
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Least improved ESL student- Brophy
You ungrateful punks- Creager
Strictly for the reissue- Wenning
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monotone madness- Cyril on the mic
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Biker Beef - Max
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Acid mooch - t spliff
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Your Own Personal Jesus - Berra
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Swole troll- wecking ball
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What’s my age again ? 917 video.
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prodigy pairup- Kader and Stella
hillbomb hellride- phelps
vegan fartsniffer- Spencer Hamilton
from push to kush- Boo Johnson
rocket radness- Robert neal.
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Dirty Ghetto Kook - Dane Vaughn
Bitter Chocolate - Marc Johnson
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I should let Tobey know about this thread in hopes he returns.
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Blowing smoke OUT your ass - Sukie
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Dreamchasing full time ain't cheap fam! - J Scott
Grabs4Dabs? - Vinnie Bahn
Can I crash for another couple months B? - Sinner
Dead Poets Society - Gino Iannucci
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It's not DiGiorno, it's disgusting - Pizza skateboards
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Smile for miles - Brandon Biebel
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howard dean --- marc johnson
i’m ded
http://youtu.be/RwkNnMrsx7Q
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Tyson Peterson - Ty Peterson
It Was At A Funny Angle - Thrasher Covers
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you guys wanna see me bum a cig? - prawn powers
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The Phantom Thread - High Speed Productions/TNT
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Soul Stealer - IOC x Tokyo 2020
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The Phantom Thread - High Speed Productions/TNT
Wonderful!
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What’s my age again ? 917 video.
Very good
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3 Stripes and You're Out - Leo Valls
Flying High - Raven Tershy
Ears To The Ground - Jake Phelps
Can't Fade - The Muska
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Nose Regrets - Lizard King’s Daughter
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Sharp shooter- Atiba
Not really that fat wide shouldered midget clamp- foy. aka das teeth aka big Florida
Hyphy Heil- Ben Kadow
Best trends 2002- Enzo
Hot new pro model- Scott Decenzo
Bam Margera- Nora Vasconcellos
Hot Rod- colllin P
Circa- Roger Moore
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Nose Regrets - Lizard King’s Daughter
Oh man. I was trying to think of one for her. Brutal!
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Underground SOTY - Fred Gall
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Restless Leg Syndrome - P Spliff
Euro TM - Instagram
Cool Uncle - Lucas Puig
I guess? - New Balance
Who again? - WKND team
At least he didn't use a screwdriver - Chase Webb
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Button chuckler - Kelly Hart
Who likes short shorts? - Nigel
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The Phantom Thread - High Speed Productions/TNT
Wonderful!
10/10
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Gay for pay - Weck
Drag mother - Brian Anderson
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Closed indefinitely - Mike Arnold @ Lloyds.
Don Vito’s Curse - Bam’s lazy eye.
Movin’ on up - Wade D (special mention: Taylor Nawrocki)
Roller Coaster Tycoon - Nyjah
Namesake - Skaaankie going to the swoosh.
Snake eyes - Bobby D.
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Not even full cab - blondey mckoy
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Heel, Kick, Heel, Kick: Neen Williams
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The Morning After - Pat Pasquale
Golden Girl - Tyson Peterson
Feedback Loop - Ted Barrow
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Bombed dolores, hit my brain: Phelper
Skate or Riot: Dolores hill bomb contest
Raw'd couple: Andy Roy and Bam Margera
And the Sinclair one actually made last year's T-eddys for whoever posted it. Instead of "doxxer" or whatever, they gave him "cyberbullied" since, you know, when a person professionally criticizes the job you do, and you release personal photos and info about them in response, you are the victim somehow...
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Sippin' on Some Sizzurp - Brandon Biebel
Zoolander - Blondey McCoy
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Chomp on This: Brandon Biebel
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can you spot me? - The Berrics
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the alpha bitch - tobey
going, going, gone - tracer
i am woman hear me roar - gipper
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Jereme Rogers' rap/hip-hop sprout award: Nakel Smith
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Wet and Neckless - Bam
American History X Games- Shecks
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Can I Borrow A Feeling? - Berra
Vodka & Orange Juice - Chase Gabor
Two Thumbs Up Our Ass - Berrics Film Club
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Get in the Vans - Kader
Between Two Ferns - Kelly Hart
Its all downhill from here - GX1000
Is that enough - PJ Ladd
Restless Leg Syndrome - Glen Fox
Euthanized - Straye
Yelp Review - Pizza Skateboards
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Get in the Vans - Kader
Between Two Ferns - Kelly Hart
Its all downhill from here - GX1000
Is that enough - PJ Ladd
Restless Leg Syndrome - Glen Fox
Euthanized - Straye
Yelp Review - Pizza Skateboards
All winners.
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Science Bitch! - Borra & Kyro
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Fucking poosey- Helmet kid on revive
(http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Revive_2.gif)
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Damn that gif 60p?
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Dramamine Prescription: The Flat Earth
The South Will Rise Again: Comb
Zero to Hero: Mike Arnold
Deadly Combination: Self cheering and energy drink logos
The Redcoats are Coming: Atlantic Drift
Off-Brand: Chris Ray
You Can't Put Your Arm Around A Memory: DC
Eagle Scouts: Island crew
Regurgitated Thoughts: planman
Bahn This: Vinny Bahn
Against All Odds: Corey Duffel
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Ted Kennedy - Cory Kennedy
This one goes to eleven - Ty Evans
Snug Life - Nyjah
Losing weight - Chocolate
Cat's in the Cradle - Tony and Riley Hawk on Lakai
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Hot pants Malone: Felix
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Call Me By Your Name - O’Neill/Janoski Nike shoe
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All Your Base Are Belong To Us - Nike
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For The Vulture - Nike
Lady in Lavender - Nora Vasconcellos
Judge Moody - Ted Barrow
Daddy please look at me - Weckingball
One for the road - Phelps
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The 40 year old high school bully - Heath
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James Cameron wannabe - Ty Evans
Dude, Bro - Kelly Hart
Too much inventory - Primitive
Panorama vertigo - Flat Earth
Not a Boyscout - Heath Kirchart
PGA Tour - Nike pros (Koston and Malto)
Eric Cartman - Jamie Foy
Still not SOTY - Dennis Busenitz/Nyjah Huston
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Best ones so far:
How do you do, fellow kids? - Koston
What’s my age again ? 917 video.
Still waiting for lightning- Danny Way
Chomp on This: Brandon Biebel
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it would be egomaniacal to include your own about Gino, but it's in there
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Best one of all time:
Skipped His Part - Gino Iannuci
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Hit me with your best shot - Andy Roys Girlfriend
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I heard it on "some messageboard" - slapmagazine.com
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let's roast the skate industry like they should be fuck soft poosey going easy on these dweebs I'll tart off
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post a tart bitch
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let's roast the skate industry like they should be fuck soft poosey going easy on these dweebs I'll tart off
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post a tart bitch
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Skateboard industry equivalent to Edward Snowden - some european TM
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Colgate Max White - Brandon Bieber
J Casanova Grammy - Vinnie Bahn
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Reuters - Euro TM
Roady - Dollin
Anhero - Antihero
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bird bird bird, birdos a turd - andy roy
louie louie, soty, thats a no-go...ayayaya
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I smell it, let me inhale it - Betaphenylethylalamine
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Great Thread
King of the North: Antonio Durao
Ryu & Ken: Sage & Sean Pablo
Anna Wintour: Jake Phelps
The overweight love is in the house: Jamie Foy
Patagonia: Alex Olson
What you know about Lock Arf?: Lucien Clarke
When keeping it real goes wrong: Andy Roy
Part of the year: Jamal Smith & Lucas Puig - Palasonic
Trend of the year: Skate Podcasts
Finally: Inclusiveness
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This chit popped off Tobey would be happy miss you Papa
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Monkey thumbs- Andrew Brophy
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Narf! - Manchild
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Slap boxing - Tobey
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World Industries 91/92 - FA/Hockey
World Industries 93/94 - Crailtap
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7 day weekend - Kevin Bradley
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toy beanie baby - CJ collins
BS with TG - nine club with tim gavin
steezus wept - hypebeast & berrics
brazzers - tiago ledge action
gone on stabbatical - brad staba
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How's the weather up there - Donta Hill
Incels- revive
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Anti-social Media - Guy Mariano
Drunk Uncle - Steve Berra
KaleidoNOPE - Michaek Pulizzi
Dad Shoes - Andrew Reynolds
Windshield Wipeout - Blondey McCoy
Feelgood Hit of The Summer - Chad Muska
Going Downhill Fast - Sean Greene
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Hot chick>hot tricks- nora
“Hey guys, I can do cool tricks too” - zion wright
Waiting on the bus that’ll never come- new pops part
I could see him not fitting on krooked- sebo walker
The people have spoken- crailtap falling out of relevancy when all people really wanted was more mccrank, rick, and mike footage
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#timesup - Crailtap
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Who Has The Most Likes - Pro Skaters' Vocabulary.
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Hamstand- Eric Winkowski
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I should let Tobey know about this thread in hopes he returns.
e-sadist - you wanting tobey back
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x gon give it to ya - sinner’s b roll
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Beasts from the East - Atlantic Drift
Slow and Steady - Ty Evans
(Girl)friends in High Places - Axel Cruysberghs
Playa Hatas Ball - Slap Magazine Forums