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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: tortfeasor on March 19, 2018, 07:26:06 AM
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http://vimeo.com/256962441
https://100pfrei.com/theotis-business-credit-application
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'spect.
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ya dig?
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well i'm sold where do i sign up, Thetis?
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Enseñame las Thetis
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Ehm.. sounds either silly, like a scam, robbery, or all three.
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Between his willingness to believe everybody is good and his willingness to sell out to whoever he can, this is no real surprise
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So he wants to fund who???
Drug dealers with a good credit score? That's how it sounded to me anyhow.
Theotis on future lawsuits confirmed.
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Ehm.. sounds either silly, like a scam, robbery, or all three THEE
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Welp Theotis is broke
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this is vile, i thought you could live on Nike checks
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didn't he buy a Bentley or some other outrageously expensive car
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I'm not so sure I belee dat.
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I'm not so sure I belee dat.
You'd best.
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Shocked there isn't some skate crypto-currency yet
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didn't he buy a Bentley or some other outrageously expensive car
Plus a "MTN Dew" chain and maybe a couple others..
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(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/yJl0XuDKSjc/maxresdefault.jpg)
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Welp Theotis is broke
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Young money loan money
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It all sounded perfectly scripted until he added the "Ya dig, Young Money" at the end.
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Shocked there isn't some skate crypto-currency yet
Slapcoin is at $300 right now bro
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You can tell when the copy he was readying moved to a new line, dude would pause mid sentence. That was hard to watch.
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Enseñame las Thetis
Lmfao
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when something seems too good to be true, it probably is.
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when something seems too good to be true, it probably is.
Agreed. But this doesn't even sound good in any way shape or form
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Why thee thee Trina finesse of insta?? Shheit that sound like a deal though you know I'm finnna sign up. Ima sell yo house babyy
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when something seems too good to be true, it probably is.
Agreed. But this doesn't even sound good in any way shape or form
no, it does not seem good to a slightly rational mind like yourself or I , sadly many people out there will look at this like its "free money"
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It all sounded perfectly scripted until he added the "Ya dig, Young Money" at the end.
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Thetis Bentley on the financial shark program
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when something seems too good to be true, it probably is.
Agreed. But this doesn't even sound good in any way shape or form
For Theotis, yes.
Andy Mac, you need to do better than Movietickets.com if you want to keep your silliest sponsors award.
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hoo finna bleedat?
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when something seems too good to be true, it probably is.
Agreed. But this doesn't even sound good in any way shape or form
For Theotis, yes.
Andy Mac, you need to do better than Movietickets.com if you want to keep your silliest sponsors award.
i didn't even think about that. cheese crackers, cars, Target, and the Milk Processor Education Program don't even come close. we might have a new champion.
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(https://i.imgur.com/je1ID6r.jpg)
can't wait for the customary watson remix
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when something seems too good to be true, it probably is.
Agreed. But this doesn't even sound good in any way shape or form
For Theotis, yes.
Andy Mac, you need to do better than Movietickets.com if you want to keep your silliest sponsors award.
i didn't even think about that. cheese crackers, cars, Target, and the Milk Processor Education Program don't even come close. we might have a new champion.
I googled Andy Mac's website to check his current sponsors but couldn't stick around because he has a website that autoplays audio in 2018.
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"ya dig". that is fucking sad, the leaches are on him already and he's resorting to this.
an even shadier white collar crime syndicate will buy that defaulted loan, default themselves after attempting to sell the debt, and then the fed will have to swallow that loan and inflation will go up. or we'll just go back into a recession.
late capitalism. end of times.
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when something seems too good to be true, it probably is.
Agreed. But this doesn't even sound good in any way shape or form
For Theotis, yes.
Andy Mac, you need to do better than Movietickets.com if you want to keep your silliest sponsors award.
i didn't even think about that. cheese crackers, cars, Target, and the Milk Processor Education Program don't even come close. we might have a new champion.
I googled Andy Mac's website to check his current sponsors but couldn't stick around because he has a website that autoplays audio in 2018.
before you do... is the attached image real or fake
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^ It's real and it's beautiful and I think I'm going to adapt it for my cover letters.
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^ It's real and it's beautiful and I think I'm going to adapt it for my cover letters.
Andy Mac, the last bastion of innocence in skateboarding.
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Im so thankful he has all but completely disappeared from skateboarding through my eyes.
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Send him a box.
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Andy's favorite color is clear and his favorite Sailor Moon character is Susan!
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https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/80be7111-be12-4c1c-80b7-5e9af132e065
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I'm not so sure I belee dat.
You'd best.
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Im so thankful he has all but completely disappeared from skateboarding through my eyes.
My aunt was at some random convention for work? Idk she works in healthcare but it was in SLC. Anyways she sent me a pic of her and Tony Hawk. Honestly pretty dope. She sent a few videos and he was doing doubles, being that I have an android it looked like it was filmed with a toaster.
I asked her who the other one was, and lo and behold it was the Mac man himself.
There was also some girl skater there named Jordan Barrett who I don't know who it is but I'll sit on the take that she's the next Nora, or something.
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After the video drops, ------ gonna need jobs my -----.
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judging by what theyre trying to assure people of in their sites faq (seen here: http://100percentfinanced.com/faqs/#toggle-id-5 (http://100percentfinanced.com/faqs/#toggle-id-5)), it would seem like they encourage people to go into debt with the prospect of an "empire of wealth" in return
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judging by what theyre trying to assure people of in their sites faq (seen here: http://100percentfinanced.com/faqs/#toggle-id-5 (http://100percentfinanced.com/faqs/#toggle-id-5)), it would seem like they encourage people to go into debt with the prospect of an "empire of wealth" in return
They're basically selling the idea that all it takes to make money is money?
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They're basically selling the idea that all it takes to make money is money?
they want you you give them credit which they use to buy rental property. they suggest going into $100,000-$500,000 worth of debt with the hopes that they use it to eventually give you huge returns in the future. i wonder if our friend theotis is just a spokesperson or also an "investor".
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Wow.
Either dude is so dedicated to the paper he will endorse literally anything for any amount of money, or he massively fucked up and is broke?
I remember in an interview with Reynolds a few years ago he mentioned that it was cool to see Theotis "getting rich".
He's had so many sponsors for so long...it'd be real ironic if he blew all his money partying--clubs, pricey bottles, girls, even though he originally came up on the nice, sober guy persona.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkwETCXJp9I
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Shocked there isn't some skate crypto-currency yet
Slapcoin is at $300 right now bro
Euro(tm)
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"For qualified business owners with strong personal credit"
Does not match with
- "No documentation needed to obtain funding"
- "Capital can be used for any business purpose"
- "Business cards do not show your personal info"
Something tells me that if you default, this doesn't affect your credit, but rather the Sinaloa cartel shows up at your door and removes all your limbs as repayment. I'm curious what the cartels are charging for interest these days.
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"For qualified business owners with strong personal credit"
Does not match with
- "No documentation needed to obtain funding"
- "Capital can be used for any business purpose"
- "Business cards do not show your personal info"
Something tells me that if you default, this doesn't affect your credit, but rather the Sinaloa cartel shows up at your door and removes all your limbs as repayment. I'm curious what the cartels are charging for interest these days.
Which raises this question.
What business owner with a good credit rating/assets/equity needs additional funding they can locate via normal business loan and or investors?
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You can tell when the copy he was readying moved to a new line, dude would pause mid sentence. That was hard to watch.
Shit made me cringe.
He probably should have kept skating and he wouldn't have had to do this fucking loan shark shit. Whos funding this anyway, drug dealers he owes money too?
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I'm listening to their youtube videos now. Shit is just a pyramid scheme it looks like. I'm not sure how it works, but I bet no one is going to get funding and when you fill that shit out they will charge you somehow or pressure you to get others to apply also. Theotis trying to get you to sign up under him so he can not be at the bottom of the pyramid.
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Welp Theotis is broke
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cocaines a helluva drug
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At this point Baker should drop him. He's not a great skater by pro-standards and has the worst sponsors known to man. Haven't teams dropped guys for wack shoe sponsors before? A predatory credit company is a joke.
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Got approved for a loan and all they asked for was my social security number #freemoney #laughin2thebank
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Is this guy still on Baker? Should of dropped him a long time ago (a real long time ago, feel me)
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chances are he took out a loan with this company and can't pay it off, they realized he is a "celebrity" and offered give him a break if he did an ad for them .
Maybe regulation isn't a bad idea when it comes to predatory loan companies? maybe i am just Canadian and should mind my own business.
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chances are he took out a loan with this company and can't pay it off, they realized he is a "celebrity" and offered give him a break if he did an ad for them .
Maybe regulation isn't a bad idea when it comes to predatory loan companies? maybe i am just Canadian and should mind my own business.
Useless cunts like these should be regulated, and I work in insurance/pension. Maybe I am just Russian and should mind my own business.
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No more Mountain Dew? Surely that shit pays the bills
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step 1: Thetis
step 2: ???
step 3: profit
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No, he got paid by that company to market on social media you person fucks
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I don't know what worse; The fact that he is willing to record such a video or that he's so bad at reading a cue card that they had to edit a sentence together.
thetis has to fake filming his word-lines
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step 1: Thetis
step 2: ???
step 3: profit
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I don't know what worse; The fact that he is willing to record such a video or that he's so bad at reading a cue card that they had to edit a sentence together.
thetis has to fake filming his word-lines
This is very funny
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Theotis on Atlantis
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Everybody needs to chill and let Thetis do his thing.
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You can tell when the copy he was readying moved to a new line, dude would pause mid sentence. That was hard to watch.
Shit made me cringe.
He probably should have kept skating and he wouldn't have had to do this fucking loan shark shit. Whos funding this anyway, drug dealers he owes money too?
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I'm listening to their youtube videos now. Shit is just a pyramid scheme it looks like. I'm not sure how it works, but I bet no one is going to get funding and when you fill that shit out they will charge you somehow or pressure you to get others to apply also. Theotis trying to get you to sign up under him so he can not be at the bottom of the pyramid.
They're probably harvesting personal data to sell on top of whatever else it is they actually do.
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Thetis on Atlanthetis
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No, he got paid by that company to market on social media you person fucks
How the fuck yu know ? You his finical advisor or somethin bitch boy?
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i'm in the market for a finical advisor, but i'm very picky
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he always gets the coolest boards on baker. that 1 of matildas principal is amazing. hes also started his own academy
https://youtu.be/gADzp0oJRAA?t=6m26s
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Shocked there isn't some skate crypto-currency yet
Well, actually..
https://www.instagram.com/p/BeEXCBvhJ0f/?taken-by=rvl___
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He should have called it TRAPcoin
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Who is that Omar Salazar-Hassan Jim Grec-Hosoi looking motherfucker?
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Who is that Omar Salazar-Hassan Jim Grec-Hosoi looking motherfucker?
+1
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Who is that Omar Salazar-Hassan Jim Grec-Hosoi looking motherfucker?
The other guy is Jamie Foy from the future, that’s clear as can be. Imagine the paradox if present day Jamie Foy meets his future self.
Also with this, TK thread and the Sammy Baca rumours here the fact that Baker is heavy involved on gangs it’s kinda disappointment. Never was that evident to me.
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Who is that Omar Salazar-Hassan Jim Grec-Hosoi looking motherfucker?
The other guy is Jamie Foy from the future, that’s clear as can be. Imagine the paradox if present day Jamie Foy meets his future self.
Also with this, TK thread and the Sammy Baca rumours here the fact that Baker is heavy involved on gangs it’s kinda disappointment. Never was that evident to me.
Seriously?
I thought everyone knew The Fabulous Baker Boys were involved in that gang business.
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Lil update y'all someone took out a new credit card out in my name after I applied so they must be mailing it soom
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Don't be mad at Thetis, be mad at the nigga negotiating your predatory small business credit loans.
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Is that Sean Sheffey?
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Is that Sean Sheffey?
Nope, some German skate and rap label crypto currency. http://www.diggacoin.io/
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Time travel.
(https://image.ibb.co/gwEehx/diggacoin_timetravel.jpg)
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Who is that Omar Salazar-Hassan Jim Grec-Hosoi looking motherfucker?
The other guy is Jamie Foy from the future, that’s clear as can be. Imagine the paradox if present day Jamie Foy meets his future self.
Also with this, TK thread and the Sammy Baca rumours here the fact that Baker is heavy involved on gangs it’s kinda disappointment. Never was that evident to me.
I thought it was Blonde Ambition