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Title: Gilbert Crockett Name Pronunciation Inquiry
Post by: concerned_parent on March 21, 2018, 05:26:19 AM: curious to see what everyone thinks.
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Post by: SodaJerk on March 21, 2018, 05:28:08 AM: (http://www.nailsea-croquet.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Jim-v-Sidmouth.jpg)
Title: Re: Gilbert Crockett Name Pronunciation Inquiry
Post by: SqueezeThePulp on March 21, 2018, 05:35:58 AM: i wanna fuck my girlfriends mom and eat her booty but im not gonna cuz this is real life not a porn and real life isnt porn unless ur a pornstar
Title: Re: Gilbert Crockett Name Pronunciation Inquiry
Post by: Surf-goth on March 21, 2018, 06:20:30 AM: Let the silly names come naturally, don't force it dude.
Title: Re: Gilbert Crockett Name Pronunciation Inquiry
Post by: Willie on March 21, 2018, 06:41:39 AM: (http://cdn-image.foodandwine.com/sites/default/files/styles/medium_2x/public/chicken-croquettes-xl-r-200210.jpg?itok=ZzQUsdHM)
Title: Re: Gilbert Crockett Name Pronunciation Inquiry
Post by: max power on March 21, 2018, 07:12:50 AM: I thought this was about a 'Gilbert Crockett Name Pronunciation Injury".
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Post by: sms_b on March 21, 2018, 07:20:17 AM: (https://i.redd.it/tc410ijeun7z.jpg)

CAN YOU FEEL THE SIZE OF MY COCK PIT, DAWG
Title: Re: Gilbert Crockett Name Pronunciation Inquiry
Post by: pointandclick on March 21, 2018, 07:41:46 AM: sodajerks got it, croquette for sure.
Title: Re: Gilbert Crockett Name Pronunciation Inquiry
Post by: DCLOVE on March 21, 2018, 07:51:30 AM: I'm gonna assume the person who posted this isnt an American and thus isn't familiar with Davey Crockett. Or basic pronunciation Is something they haven't mastered in English yet.
Title: Re: Gilbert Crockett Name Pronunciation Inquiry
Post by: Jollyoli on March 21, 2018, 08:17:37 AM: Gilbert, Gilbert Crockett King of the vintage gear.
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Post by: Schmaltz on March 21, 2018, 09:11:32 AM: Quote from: SqueezeThePulp on March 21, 2018, 05:35:58 AM
i wanna fuck my girlfriends mom and eat her booty but im not gonna cuz this is real life not a porn and real life isnt porn unless ur a pornstar
pics
Title: Re: Gilbert Crockett Name Pronunciation Inquiry
Post by: Watson on March 21, 2018, 09:39:10 AM: Jil-bair Crow-kay
Title: Re: Gilbert Crockett Name Pronunciation Inquiry
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on March 21, 2018, 09:56:25 AM: Quote from: SqueezeThePulp on March 21, 2018, 05:35:58 AM
i wanna fuck my girlfriends mom and eat her booty but im not gonna cuz this is real life not a porn and real life isnt porn unless ur a pornstar
or a billionaire president with lawyers who force people to sign NDA's. ZING! Take that Trump! Taking down the presidency one skateboard message board comment at a time! He wasn't ready for a skateboard messageboard to take his ass dooooooowwwwwwwwwnnnnnn
Title: Re: Gilbert Crockett Name Pronunciation Inquiry
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on March 21, 2018, 10:00:59 AM: WOw slap is tooooo funny sometimes (https://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/following/2015/11/17/emoji.w1200.h630.jpg)
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Post by: rejectpaul on March 21, 2018, 10:05:03 AM: fred gall
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Post by: GAY on March 21, 2018, 10:05:37 AM: It's pronounced vuh-lay-lee
Title: Re: Gilbert Crockett Name Pronunciation Inquiry
Post by: Baron Samedi on March 21, 2018, 10:31:03 AM: Quote from: Willie on March 21, 2018, 06:41:39 AM
(http://cdn-image.foodandwine.com/sites/default/files/styles/medium_2x/public/chicken-croquettes-xl-r-200210.jpg?itok=ZzQUsdHM)
god damn i'm hungry fool i love croquetas
Title: Re: Gilbert Crockett Name Pronunciation Inquiry
Post by: bawtawd9 on March 21, 2018, 10:37:28 AM: What's that nitting shit? Crochete? That old nigga is called croquet thought right?
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Post by: one post account on March 21, 2018, 10:48:58 AM: SHAPES
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Post by: Craig Lutzka on March 21, 2018, 11:47:15 AM: He needs a late night show where the t is silent like the Colbert report . The Gilbert report
Title: Re: Gilbert Crockett Name Pronunciation Inquiry
Post by: RumpelFoarskin on March 21, 2018, 12:15:38 PM: It’s pronounced

Jill-bart Croak-eat from what I’ve been told by some of his closest friends and family.
Title: Re: Gilbert Crockett Name Pronunciation Inquiry
Post by: Francis Xavier on March 21, 2018, 12:18:19 PM: Your last name is pronounced AL-GAR correct?
Title: Re: Gilbert Crockett Name Pronunciation Inquiry
Post by: el chino on March 21, 2018, 01:01:32 PM: Quote from: Ronald Wilson Reagan on March 21, 2018, 09:56:25 AM
Quote from: SqueezeThePulp on March 21, 2018, 05:35:58 AM
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i wanna fuck my girlfriends mom and eat her booty but im not gonna cuz this is real life not a porn and real life isnt porn unless ur a pornstar
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or a billionaire president with lawyers who force people to sign NDA's. ZING! Take that Trump! Taking down the presidency one skateboard message board comment at a time! He wasn't ready for a skateboard messageboard to take his ass dooooooowwwwwwwwwnnnnnn
yeah dude, both trump and TK read your posts on slap
Title: Re: Gilbert Crockett Name Pronunciation Inquiry
Post by: Bristol_Palin on March 21, 2018, 08:45:35 PM: Quote from: Baron Samedi on March 21, 2018, 10:31:03 AM
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god damn i'm hungry fool i love croquetas

I am glad you confirmed that these were croquetas, cause at first I thought they might be crab cakes. I guess crab croquetas are pretty similar to crab cakes. Either way, I am not afraid to admit that Gilbert Crabcakes would be a pretty motherfucking cute nickname.
Title: Re: Gilbert Crockett Name Pronunciation Inquiry
Post by: Seadramon on March 21, 2018, 09:51:17 PM: Quote from: SqueezeThePulp on March 21, 2018, 05:35:58 AM
i wanna fuck my girlfriends mom and eat her booty but im not gonna cuz this is real life not a porn and real life isnt porn unless ur a pornstar

update?
Title: Re: Gilbert Crockett Name Pronunciation Inquiry
Post by: CHONGO on March 21, 2018, 09:53:17 PM: gliby
Title: Re: Gilbert Crockett Name Pronunciation Inquiry
Post by: brent on March 22, 2018, 12:11:47 AM: gilbert hushpuppy
Title: Re: Gilbert Crockett Name Pronunciation Inquiry
Post by: dingus3000 on March 22, 2018, 01:21:29 AM: i live in richmond and one time i delivered him a pissa and he told me Son, please make sure they know that my name is not Giblort. So i says to him I said, Gilbort--- but then he cut me short and slapped my face. So i don't know. I'm sorry slap I've failed you
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Post by: Nigga on March 22, 2018, 05:30:03 AM: when teenagers try to be funny on slap
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Post by: coyote2425 on March 22, 2018, 06:42:40 AM: Gilbare Crockashit
Title: Re: Gilbert Crockett Name Pronunciation Inquiry
Post by: Stoop Kid 2.0 on March 22, 2018, 07:02:22 AM: It’s pronounced Crotch. In eastern Croatian ckett makes the tch sound.