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Title: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
Post by: Paco Supreme on March 22, 2018, 11:51:48 PM
Welcomes newest pro

https://instagram.com/p/Bgp0y2_liIX/
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Post by: CHONGO on March 23, 2018, 12:27:24 AM
damn very sick
Title: Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
Post by: MOE SYZLAK on March 23, 2018, 12:35:19 AM
Shoulda been Ryan Lay
Title: Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
Post by: Sad Hippo on March 23, 2018, 12:39:45 AM
Shoulda been Ryan Lay
He's been pro.
Title: Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
Post by: Mcidraque on March 23, 2018, 12:47:14 AM
Shoulda been Ryan Lay
Title: Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
Post by: Paco Supreme on March 23, 2018, 01:09:12 AM
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Shoulda been Ryan Lay
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Shoulda been Ryan Lay


He’s been pro same time as Sanchez has like 2 years ago
Title: Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
Post by: MOE SYZLAK on March 23, 2018, 05:31:50 AM
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Shoulda been Ryan Lay
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He’s been pro same time as Sanchez has like 2 years ago
Well fuck! I’m on a real roll of fucking up here lately.
Title: Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
Post by: Global Moderator on March 23, 2018, 05:36:15 AM
Wow, another dude I’ve never heard of pro for a company that doesn’t take skateboarding too seriously. Par for the times I guess.
Title: Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
Post by: EXTRA SPICY on March 23, 2018, 05:51:08 AM
Wow, another dude I’ve never heard of pro for a company that doesn’t take skateboarding too seriously. Par for the times I guess.


He’s the guy making Benihanas cool again by putting his foot on a wall mid grab.
Title: Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
Post by: TwisT on March 23, 2018, 06:06:41 AM
dude is sick, I enjoy his antics.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BgpYVJMB2gW/?taken-by=welcomeskateboards
Title: Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on March 23, 2018, 06:09:27 AM
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Wow, another dude I’ve never heard of pro for a company that doesn’t take skateboarding too seriously. Par for the times I guess.
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He’s the guy making Benihanas cool again by putting his foot on a wall mid grab.

no idea who he is but of he's doing benihanas fuck right on off
Title: Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
Post by: TwisT on March 23, 2018, 06:31:50 AM
dude is sick, I enjoy his antics.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BgpYVJMB2gW/?taken-by=welcomeskateboards

I just realized that's ryan lay not Townley.
I guess IDK who Townley is
Title: Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
Post by: JB on March 23, 2018, 06:38:01 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udyQ9O92mnI

he rips. well deserved.

i cant figure out how to get the time right, but his part starts around 32 minutes in. definitely worth watching.
Title: Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
Post by: slappies on March 23, 2018, 07:08:45 AM
Hahaha, Jesus Christ this thread is a mess. Ryan rips, deserves pro status. His part in Fetish is great, the million kink boardslide he does is cool.
Title: Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
Post by: Yu Dum on March 23, 2018, 07:17:23 AM
Townley is dope. Hopefully he’ll put out a part go go with this bump.
Also, not to stir shit, but is anyone else slightly put off by his super squat style? Maybe I’ve just over-analyzed his style too much.
Title: Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
Post by: concerned_parent on March 23, 2018, 07:29:04 AM
i can't believe he didn't backside flip el toro. what a liar.
Title: Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
Post by: concerned_parent on March 23, 2018, 07:29:30 AM
i can't believe he didn't backside flip el toro. what a liar.

oh just realized thats ryan sheckler, not ryan townley. my bad.
Title: Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on March 23, 2018, 08:16:25 AM
I feel like when you go pro for a small company and have no shoe sponsor or other major sponsor, you aren't exactly "Pro as fuck," more like "pro I guess."

Pro as fuck is by far the stupidest phrase to catch on in skateboarding this decade. There isn't even a second place.
Title: Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
Post by: WarmUpZone on March 23, 2018, 08:28:06 AM
I feel like when you go pro for a small company and have no shoe sponsor or other major sponsor, you aren't exactly "Pro as fuck," more like "pro I guess."

Pro as fuck is by far the stupidest phrase to catch on in skateboarding this decade. There isn't even a second place.

Good for Townley, but I fully back the "Pro, I guess" sentiment.

Not to hate... that Fetish part is good, and I look forward to seeing wallride variations from Ryan in the near future. But, this guy's name was just not popping up in the "can't believe he isn't pro yet" conversations I force the employees at my local skate shop into. Perhaps that is more of a failure on Welcome's part.
So, yeah, I guess, why not.
Title: Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
Post by: slappies on March 23, 2018, 08:28:30 AM
I feel like when you go pro for a small company and have no shoe sponsor or other major sponsor, you aren't exactly "Pro as fuck," more like "pro I guess."

Pro as fuck is by far the stupidest phrase to catch on in skateboarding this decade. There isn't even a second place.

Did "buttery-ass _____ " carry over in to the 2010s, or was that exclusively a 2005-2008 thing?
Title: Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
Post by: Sleazy on March 23, 2018, 08:45:28 AM
Hip beat me to it but pro these days is more about shoes

That fetish part was really sick. The gap to be power slide was so nice
Title: Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
Post by: Zurg on March 23, 2018, 09:18:55 AM
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i can't believe he didn't backside flip el toro. what a liar.
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oh just realized thats ryan sheckler, not ryan townley. my bad.

didnt he just leave emerica? oh shit nvm, thats Ryan Erman
Title: Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
Post by: Watson on March 23, 2018, 09:39:58 AM
I feel like when you go pro for a small company... ...you aren't exactly "Pro as fuck," more like "pro I guess."

Welcome outsells 90% of board brands in the industry. Maybe more.

But yeah, "pro as fuck" is embarrassingly bad to the point I almost like it.
Title: Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
Post by: Statebird on March 23, 2018, 09:46:05 AM
hes too good at real tricks to do that clown foot off wallride shit
Title: Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
Post by: FOGDOG on March 23, 2018, 10:04:10 AM
Man, I forgot how weird his part in Fetish is filmed. Like, calm down with all of the over-exaggerated French Fred angles. We get it, you're a "filmmaker." Otherwise, the part is pretty ripping.
Title: Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
Post by: sfa on March 23, 2018, 11:26:43 AM
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I feel like when you go pro for a small company... ...you aren't exactly "Pro as fuck," more like "pro I guess."
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Welcome outsells 90% of board brands in the industry. Maybe more.

But yeah, "pro as fuck" is embarrassingly bad to the point I almost like it.

I thought "pro as fuck" was a joke this whole time! I didn't know I was using it and looking like an ass whole! Thought we were all in on the joke.
Title: Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
Post by: SodaJerk on March 23, 2018, 11:32:50 AM
I feel like when you go pro for a small company and have no shoe sponsor or other major sponsor, you aren't exactly "Pro as fuck," more like "pro I guess."

Pro as fuck is by far the stupidest phrase to catch on in skateboarding this decade. There isn't even a second place.
"He's the good homie" is up there.
Title: Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
Post by: brucewillis on March 23, 2018, 11:46:41 AM
is he fully on cons or nah? anyway dude rips
Title: Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
Post by: bad joke on March 23, 2018, 11:52:08 AM
is he fully on cons or nah? anyway dude rips

bruce stop asking questions and go back to searching for virus specimens to save mankind from extinction in 2035
Title: Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
Post by: concerned_parent on March 23, 2018, 11:56:44 AM
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I feel like when you go pro for a small company and have no shoe sponsor or other major sponsor, you aren't exactly "Pro as fuck," more like "pro I guess."

Pro as fuck is by far the stupidest phrase to catch on in skateboarding this decade. There isn't even a second place.
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"He's the good homie" is up there.

the good homie is the worst title to have. it's good to be the good one but good ones aren't always the goodest.
Title: Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
Post by: Nosferatu on March 23, 2018, 12:30:52 PM
Moonlight > Lala Land

Edit: I don't know who Ryan Townley is.
Title: Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
Post by: B. Hopper on March 23, 2018, 12:35:23 PM
a company that doesn’t take skateboarding too seriously.

a fucking men to that and thank god
Title: Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
Post by: shannamal on March 23, 2018, 12:41:41 PM
I feel like when you go pro for a small company and have no shoe sponsor or other major sponsor, you aren't exactly "Pro as fuck," more like "pro I guess."


I mean, he is on a few other companies. He's on trips for Cons, and he's had a few ads for Bronson, MOB, and OJ.
Title: Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
Post by: Seadramon on March 23, 2018, 03:16:49 PM
Shoulda been Ryan Lay
Title: Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
Post by: deluxxxe on March 24, 2018, 05:27:02 AM
can't believe how many of y'all are sleeping on townley, well deserved imo. kickflip fs wallride at the end of his fetish part is bonkers, he did it so properly...

weren't people bitching when they turned nora pro that it should've been this dude?
Title: Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
Post by: Mystical Leader on March 24, 2018, 06:02:09 AM
can't believe how many of y'all are sleeping on townley, well deserved imo. kickflip fs wallride at the end of his fetish part is bonkers, he did it so properly...

weren't people bitching when they turned nora pro that it should've been this dude?

  I thought he was Ryan lay.
Title: Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
Post by: geneparmesan on March 24, 2018, 08:33:31 PM
Anyone else get a Judd Hertzler 2.0 vibe from this dude? Similar style, fits, etc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK23PNkG_zE
Title: Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
Post by: Witcheshit on March 24, 2018, 10:52:43 PM
Pro party photos...anyone make it out?

www.thrashermagazine.com/articles/ryan-townley-pro-party-photos/
Title: Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on March 25, 2018, 12:19:11 AM
Anyone else get a Judd Hertzler 2.0 vibe from this dude? Similar style, fits, etc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK23PNkG_zE

nobody talks about this artbars part because rusczyk
Title: Re: Ryan Townley Pro as fuck
Post by: Allen. on March 25, 2018, 07:48:51 AM
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Anyone else get a Judd Hertzler 2.0 vibe from this dude? Similar style, fits, etc.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VK23PNkG_zE
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nobody talks about this artbars part because rusczyk

I had a really crazy experience while that song was on once