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Title: If the word skateboarding didnt exist what would our beloved activity be called?
Post by: HangtenNoseblunt on May 09, 2018, 06:59:17 AM
land surfing? road wooding?
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Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on May 09, 2018, 07:05:11 AM
roll plank
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Post by: Xen on May 09, 2018, 07:23:03 AM
Useless wooden toy.
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Post by: BMCsteve on May 09, 2018, 07:47:19 AM
(https://i.imgflip.com/6qa2n.jpg)
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Post by: fang on May 09, 2018, 07:55:28 AM
I've always enjoyed shred sled myself.
My guess would be: sidewalk surfing
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Post by: Elderly Gentleman on May 09, 2018, 08:53:11 AM
Roller boarding.  All the bladers would be hating on us for being in the way at the park, not waxing stuff enough, and taking too much emphasis away from their true "core" extreme sport.  "It's just a fad and the boarders will fade away eventually" is what they'll all say. 
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Post by: augustmoon on May 09, 2018, 08:57:48 AM
eat pant
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Post by: streetsoup on May 09, 2018, 03:18:25 PM
rollerplanking
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Post by: Paco Supreme on May 09, 2018, 03:30:52 PM
Tony Hawks Pro Shred Sled 3.

I say wheelie boarding though
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Post by: HyenaChaser on May 09, 2018, 03:51:33 PM
doodle wood

All lowercase
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Post by: Baron Samedi on May 09, 2018, 04:37:49 PM
personal moving walkway riding
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Post by: Dr-Feelgood on May 09, 2018, 05:33:47 PM
wheelie board, roller toy. I like shred sled and land surfing too.
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Post by: smellsdead on May 09, 2018, 06:59:35 PM
scuttle butting
toe throwing
plank jank
roller carpet
curb eating
asphalt annihilator
marble masticator
concave concrete crusher
traffic tormentor
pedestrian pest
coping killer
7 ply fun guy
four wheeled freedumb
carraige cruiser
maple missle

transportation unit?
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Post by: shark tits on May 09, 2018, 07:51:59 PM
patineta
sugar footing
oyolaring
brutus the barber beefskate
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Post by: pointandclick on May 09, 2018, 11:06:46 PM
earth mover.
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Post by: Larry on May 09, 2018, 11:34:17 PM
sixty nining
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Post by: MOE SYZLAK on May 10, 2018, 12:00:58 AM
Scab rafting
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Post by: Jollyoli on May 10, 2018, 01:19:32 AM
wiz-planking
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Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on May 10, 2018, 01:25:56 AM
catching wood
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Post by: Mcidraque on May 10, 2018, 02:43:07 AM
monopatín
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Post by: the snake on May 10, 2018, 03:03:54 AM
broken scooter
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Post by: silhouette on May 10, 2018, 03:10:55 AM
foot planking. jimgagning if you've got talent. fredgalling if you're god
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Post by: bucketoftruth on May 10, 2018, 06:45:21 AM
In the Gilligan's Island movie, the professor is super bummed because the mainland has copped some of his gadgets, one of which being a furniture mover that was skinny and yellow.

The non primitives called them Dollies.

inb4 revive dudes skate these:
(https://i.imgur.com/OzaNDre.png)
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Post by: I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time on May 10, 2018, 07:17:37 AM
hoe saving
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Post by: GAY on May 10, 2018, 09:07:42 AM
Penis dancing, obvs
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Post by: calvinsdream on May 10, 2018, 11:31:13 AM
Dick stickin
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Post by: Jared on May 10, 2018, 12:56:31 PM
Skateboarding
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Post by: layzieyez on May 10, 2018, 01:11:31 PM
Fashion trending
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Post by: CINCINNATI on May 10, 2018, 01:12:48 PM
fred gall
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Post by: I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time on May 11, 2018, 05:32:53 AM
street shuffleboard
getting fucking house
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Post by: Mystical Leader on May 11, 2018, 02:37:19 PM
Dick riding or pussy footing
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Post by: GAY on May 11, 2018, 04:35:24 PM
Thrashering
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Post by: I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time on May 12, 2018, 11:22:29 AM
gleaming the cube.
phelpering.
whooping batman's ass