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Title: Louie on hockey??
Post by: Seadramon on May 17, 2018, 09:03:03 PM
I know there was another thread where people were speculating about him joining the FA camp but couldn't find it.

Looked to me like he was riding mostly Hockey boards throughout his Part in the cons vid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IIJZIX3LoM
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Post by: IHOP on May 17, 2018, 09:23:44 PM
Didnt see 1 hockey board, I know what board you think is a hockey board but its a flip, skull with a hat on.
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Post by: euro tm on May 17, 2018, 09:24:04 PM
no he’s not
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Post by: IHOP on May 17, 2018, 09:28:47 PM
this board on different wood stains

(http://i68.tinypic.com/2zpksba.png)
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Post by: Trashcon on May 17, 2018, 10:03:03 PM
For a second there I thought this was about Louie Barletta. No way I could see him on Hockey.
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Post by: able on May 17, 2018, 10:47:55 PM
For a second there I thought this was about Louie Barletta. No way I could see him on Hockey.
Naw, but he is running for a Pennsylvania Senate seat 🤓
https://www.rollcall.com/news/politics/rep-lou-barletta-wins-pennsylvania-gop-senate-primary
Title: Re: Louie on hockey??
Post by: Turtle Boy on May 18, 2018, 02:11:23 AM
I heard he wanted to leave Flip but can't because his contract is due in 2 years.
I also heard Luan was actually on Flip Brasil to be paid less by Fox.
It could be all bullshit.
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Post by: BobbyPshew on May 18, 2018, 02:55:25 AM
For a second there I thought this was about Louie Barletta. No way I could see him on Hockey.

Haa, Louie Barletta on Hockey would be so fucked up, that'd be funny af.
Title: Re: Louie on hockey??
Post by: DannyDee on May 18, 2018, 03:07:49 AM
I heard he wanted to leave Flip but can't because his contract is due in 2 years.
I also heard Luan was actually on Flip Brasil to be paid less by Fox.
It could be all bullshit.
If Luan is actually on Flip Brasil, my guess is that it would be for taxation reasons. I'm pretty sure he primarily lives in Brazil, so getting paid as Brazillian probably allows Flip to pay him less, but allows him to net way more money due to Brazil not taxing above 28% on income tax. Compare that to the tax rates in California and he nets big if the money is even close to equal. If he's earning more than $38,000 a year, which he most likely is between his 3 primary sources of income (Nike, Street League and Mountain Dew), he's paying at a minimum 32.75% of taxes if he's located in California.
Title: Re: Louie on hockey??
Post by: coyote2425 on May 18, 2018, 05:18:45 AM
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For a second there I thought this was about Louie Barletta. No way I could see him on Hockey.
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Haa, Louie Barletta on Hockey would be so fucked up, that'd be funny af.

I imagine his elementary school photo board would be pretty amazing...
Title: Re: Louie on hockey??
Post by: BobbyPshew on May 18, 2018, 05:23:55 AM
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For a second there I thought this was about Louie Barletta. No way I could see him on Hockey.
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Haa, Louie Barletta on Hockey would be so fucked up, that'd be funny af.
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I imagine his elementary school photo board would be pretty amazing...
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Post by: SodaJerk on May 18, 2018, 05:59:36 AM
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For a second there I thought this was about Louie Barletta. No way I could see him on Hockey.
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Haa, Louie Barletta on Hockey would be so fucked up, that'd be funny af.
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I imagine his elementary school photo etching board would be pretty amazing...
Title: Re: Louie on hockey??
Post by: Trashcon on May 18, 2018, 06:54:46 AM
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For a second there I thought this was about Louie Barletta. No way I could see him on Hockey.
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Haa, Louie Barletta on Hockey would be so fucked up, that'd be funny af.
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I imagine his elementary school photo board would be pretty amazing...

That would be interesting. An FA guest board. They should just do a mock up of Enjoi boards but instead of using old pictures, use current pictures of them dressed up as elementary kids.
Title: Re: Louie on hockey??
Post by: BobbyPshew on May 18, 2018, 07:08:24 AM
Please someone photoshop a Louie Hockey board, he probably looked exactly like he does now, when he was a kid, just a bit smaller., facial hair included.
I'm sure he was born with a big ol'  cockduster of a 'stache.
Title: Re: Louie on hockey??
Post by: Hmmmm Nice Bike on May 18, 2018, 09:02:36 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/Af5oOxf.png)
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Post by: BobbyPshew on May 18, 2018, 09:52:23 AM
Fuck yeah!
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Post by: GAY on May 18, 2018, 10:00:02 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/Af5oOxf.png)

This would be the first FA board I'd buy. I'd probably buy 2 of 'em.
Title: Re: Louie on hockey??
Post by: bumpnrun on May 18, 2018, 10:05:10 AM
I know there was another thread where people were speculating about him joining the FA camp but couldn't find it.

Looked to me like he was riding mostly Hockey boards throughout his Part in the cons vid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IIJZIX3LoM

 I thought the last trick, the bs nose blunt, was on a red eyes without a face hockey mask board
Title: Re: Louie on hockey??
Post by: lampshade on May 18, 2018, 10:16:15 AM
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For a second there I thought this was about Louie Barletta. No way I could see him on Hockey.
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Haa, Louie Barletta on Hockey would be so fucked up, that'd be funny af.
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I imagine his elementary school photo board would be pretty amazing...

Would the picture be from the 1950's?
Title: Re: Louie on hockey??
Post by: IHOP on May 18, 2018, 10:35:33 AM
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I know there was another thread where people were speculating about him joining the FA camp but couldn't find it.

Looked to me like he was riding mostly Hockey boards throughout his Part in the cons vid.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_IIJZIX3LoM
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 I thought the last trick, the bs nose blunt, was on a red eyes without a face hockey mask board

Its the same graphic i posted above on red woodstain
Title: Re: Louie on hockey??
Post by: BobbyPshew on May 18, 2018, 12:05:34 PM
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(https://i.imgur.com/Af5oOxf.png)
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This would be the first FA board I'd buy. I'd probably buy 2 of 'em.

Imagine the Hockey team, with Louie in the van on KOTR, I'm guessing lots of laughter and lots of awkward silence.
Title: Re: Louie on hockey??
Post by: expired on May 18, 2018, 03:32:14 PM
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(https://i.imgur.com/Af5oOxf.png)
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This would be the first FA board I'd buy. I'd probably buy 2 of 'em.
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Imagine the Hockey team, with Louie in the van on KOTR, I'm guessing lots of laughter and lots of awkward silence.

Hockey on KOTR would be such a joke, ben kadow could not handle that much skating, there aren't enough early grab tricks in the book for Kevin Rodriguez, neither of them would be able to pack enough different outfits in their suitcase. There wouldn't be enough brick banks for AA to half cab flip into and John F hasn't had footage in a while, he looked so hungry on OIAM but seems to have lacked footage since (I know he's been hurt, just weird he's pro for hockey). Donovan would hate it, to many cameras not enough hair gel.
Title: Re: Louie on hockey??
Post by: streetsoup on May 18, 2018, 06:21:34 PM
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(https://i.imgur.com/Af5oOxf.png)
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This would be the first FA board I'd buy. I'd probably buy 2 of 'em.
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Imagine the Hockey team, with Louie in the van on KOTR, I'm guessing lots of laughter and lots of awkward silence.
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Hockey on KOTR would be such a joke, ben kadow could not handle that much skating, there aren't enough early grab tricks in the book for Kevin Rodriguez, neither of them would be able to pack enough different outfits in their suitcase. There wouldn't be enough brick banks for AA to half cab flip into and John F hasn't had footage in a while, he looked so hungry on OIAM but seems to have lacked footage since (I know he's been hurt, just weird he's pro for hockey). Donovan would hate it, to many cameras not enough hair gel.

No way, Kadow and KRod would handle all the technical ledge trick challenges easily.
Title: Re: Louie on hockey??
Post by: blw843 on May 18, 2018, 06:32:34 PM
hockey is so cringe..they dropped a AA part today or whatever the hell it was...cant stand that style of skating...its not even PRO or AM to me...yeah of course i couldnt do any of it but coming up on flip and baker its really hard to feel that stuff
Title: Re: Louie on hockey??
Post by: Seadramon on May 18, 2018, 10:24:02 PM
Didnt see 1 hockey board, I know what board you think is a hockey board but its a flip, skull with a hat on.

Can you post the graphic? Can't find what you're talking about.

I figured that was their "eyes without a face" board in a million stains.
Title: Re: Louie on hockey??
Post by: Seadramon on May 18, 2018, 10:25:34 PM
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(https://i.imgur.com/Af5oOxf.png)
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This would be the only board I'd buy.
Title: Re: Louie on hockey??
Post by: sid vicious on May 18, 2018, 10:54:18 PM
hockey is so cringe..they dropped a AA part today or whatever the hell it was...cant stand that style of skating...its not even PRO or AM to me...yeah of course i couldnt do any of it but coming up on flip and baker its really hard to feel that stuff

dumbest shit i've read.
Title: Re: Louie on hockey??
Post by: IHOP on May 18, 2018, 11:43:01 PM
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Didnt see 1 hockey board, I know what board you think is a hockey board but its a flip, skull with a hat on.
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Can you post the graphic? Can't find what you're talking about.

I figured that was their "eyes without a face" board in a million stains.
fourth post in the thread
Title: Re: Louie on hockey??
Post by: puff daddy on May 18, 2018, 11:45:22 PM
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Didnt see 1 hockey board, I know what board you think is a hockey board but its a flip, skull with a hat on.
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Can you post the graphic? Can't find what you're talking about.

I figured that was their "eyes without a face" board in a million stains.

the eyes without a face decks arent wood grain boards tho
Title: Re: Louie on hockey??
Post by: bawtawd5 on May 18, 2018, 11:51:40 PM
Real shit why aren't ther more hispanic hockey players in the NHL ?
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Post by: CRITICAL BEATDOWN on May 19, 2018, 12:00:14 AM
I could supply Louie's senior portrait but it'll cost.
Title: Re: Louie on hockey??
Post by: frogworld on May 19, 2018, 12:36:20 AM
Real shit why aren't ther more hispanic hockey players in the NHL ?

like skating, its a white people sport lol
Title: Re: Louie on hockey??
Post by: DannyDee on May 19, 2018, 01:40:28 AM
Real shit why aren't ther more hispanic hockey players in the NHL ?
It's arguably the most expensive team sport to play, and a majority of countries that produce hockey players (Canada, Sweden, Russia, Finland and Czech Republic) don't have large Latino communities. The only one that does is the United States.  Although, the most popular player in arguably the leagues largest fan base is half-Mexican (Auston Matthews on the Maple Leafs).
Title: Re: Louie on hockey??
Post by: j....soy..... on May 19, 2018, 08:07:26 AM
Louie could have been a hockey player....his sister is a figure or speed skater.....

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Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on May 19, 2018, 08:24:43 AM
Does anyone have a picture of that board? everyone keeps sayings its a Flip board but i cant find one resembling that.
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Post by: Dorje Drolo on May 19, 2018, 08:43:59 AM
To bad the Krooked rumors weren't true. That would be a good fit.
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Post by: shouldn't on May 19, 2018, 09:08:08 AM
i just wanna see him off flip. doesn't matter if it's hockey, krooked or even something semi cool. just get this dude the fuck off of flip. he's literally one of the best skateboarders alive and he's on one of the most forgettable board brands that never puts shit out. might as well be on fuckin stereo.
Title: Re: Louie on hockey??
Post by: puff daddy on May 19, 2018, 10:46:05 AM
Does anyone have a picture of that board? everyone keeps sayings its a Flip board but i cant find one resembling that.
(https://ton.twitter.com/i/ton/data/dm/997893117591212036/997893111069093888/itvBp5E8.jpg:large)
i dont think its actually out yet i havent been able to find it for sale anywhere but this is from the flip tms insta i think
Title: Re: Louie on hockey??
Post by: MareVitals on May 19, 2018, 10:57:32 AM
Real shit why aren't ther more hispanic hockey players in the NHL ?

Because hockey is expensive as hell. That's why it's all white.
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Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on May 19, 2018, 11:43:33 AM
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Real shit why aren't ther more hispanic hockey players in the NHL ?
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Because hockey is expensive as hell. That's why it's all white.

This is true, I've heard it firsthand from hockey parents. They even have to buy dress suits that cost thousands of dollars for their kids to change in and out of before they go to games.
Title: Re: Louie on hockey??
Post by: CRITICAL BEATDOWN on May 19, 2018, 11:53:36 AM
I got kooked 6 times for that, so now nobody is seeing Louie Barletta's high school senior portrait until I'm +1000. Letterman jacket and all.
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Post by: Gino's Back 180 Nosegrind on May 19, 2018, 12:01:09 PM
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hockey is so cringe..they dropped a AA part today or whatever the hell it was...cant stand that style of skating...its not even PRO or AM to me...yeah of course i couldnt do any of it but coming up on flip and baker its really hard to feel that stuff
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dumbest shit i've read.

Emphasizing how stupid this is
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Post by: Larry Sportello on May 19, 2018, 12:29:56 PM
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hockey is so cringe..they dropped a AA part today or whatever the hell it was...cant stand that style of skating...its not even PRO or AM to me...yeah of course i couldnt do any of it but coming up on flip and baker its really hard to feel that stuff
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dumbest shit i've read.
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Emphasizing how stupid this is
I know those are words but I don't know if there's a single cohesive thought amongst them.
Title: Re: Louie on hockey??
Post by: ChrisSennsGirlfriend on May 19, 2018, 12:42:09 PM
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Real shit why aren't ther more hispanic hockey players in the NHL ?
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Because hockey is expensive as hell. That's why it's all white.

naw, DannyDee gets closer to the point up above. as with all things there's more than one factor involved rather than solely "white people are rich" economics.

look at the states that will have the highest percentages of latinos living there: california, texas, florida, arizona, new mexico, nevada. what do they have in common? hot as fuck desert with a little bit of temperate coastland thrown in.

what they also have in common is that they're also not the hockey factories that michigan and especially minnesota are. los angeles isn't caked in snow and ice five months a year the way minneapolis is. hockey is not woven into the culture of the lived daily existences of californians the way it is for kids in the super white midwest. my family is from minnesota, and they will tell you every type of kid from every neighborhood plays hockey there regardless of economics.

so: white people are rich. sure. but latinos also usually stay the hell away from the bleak, frozen over icescapes that touch on our other border to the north.
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Post by: Harem on May 19, 2018, 02:19:02 PM
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Real shit why aren't ther more hispanic hockey players in the NHL ?
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Because hockey is expensive as hell. That's why it's all white.
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naw, DannyDee gets closer to the point up above. as with all things there's more than one factor involved rather than solely "white people are rich" economics.

look at the states that will have the highest percentages of latinos living there: california, texas, florida, arizona, new mexico, nevada. what do they have in common? hot as fuck desert with a little bit of temperate coastland thrown in.

what they also have in common is that they're also not the hockey factories that michigan and especially minnesota are. los angeles isn't caked in snow and ice five months a year the way minneapolis is. hockey is not woven into the culture of the lived daily existences of californians the way it is for kids in the super white midwest. my family is from minnesota, and they will tell you every type of kid from every neighborhood plays hockey there regardless of economics.

so: white people are rich. sure. but latinos also usually stay the hell away from the bleak, frozen over icescapes that touch on our other border to the north.


Funnily enough, the #1 pick in the NHL draft two years ago was from Arizona!
Title: Re: Louie on hockey??
Post by: ChrisSennsGirlfriend on May 19, 2018, 04:04:51 PM
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Real shit why aren't ther more hispanic hockey players in the NHL ?
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Because hockey is expensive as hell. That's why it's all white.
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naw, DannyDee gets closer to the point up above. as with all things there's more than one factor involved rather than solely "white people are rich" economics.

look at the states that will have the highest percentages of latinos living there: california, texas, florida, arizona, new mexico, nevada. what do they have in common? hot as fuck desert with a little bit of temperate coastland thrown in.

what they also have in common is that they're also not the hockey factories that michigan and especially minnesota are. los angeles isn't caked in snow and ice five months a year the way minneapolis is. hockey is not woven into the culture of the lived daily existences of californians the way it is for kids in the super white midwest. my family is from minnesota, and they will tell you every type of kid from every neighborhood plays hockey there regardless of economics.

so: white people are rich. sure. but latinos also usually stay the hell away from the bleak, frozen over icescapes that touch on our other border to the north.
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Funnily enough, the #1 pick in the NHL draft two years ago was from Arizona!

millennials... those crazy bastards!
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Post by: Justis on May 19, 2018, 04:13:04 PM
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Real shit why aren't ther more hispanic hockey players in the NHL ?
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like skating, its a white people sport lol


from what I've researched there seems to be an excess of hockey rinks in United States and Canada in comparrison to every other country . kindof similar to skateparks being in the suburbs versus the hood.
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Post by: Burton Ernie on May 19, 2018, 05:52:54 PM
Real shit why aren't ther more hispanic hockey players in the NHL ?

Messikins don't like cold weather
Title: Re: Louie on hockey??
Post by: REGS on May 19, 2018, 06:48:29 PM
A better look at the Flip board he's been skating, if anyone was still in doubt

(https://i.imgur.com/25hKuK4.jpg)
Title: Re: Louie on hockey??
Post by: sid vicious on May 19, 2018, 06:50:45 PM
I heard he wanted to leave Flip but can't because his contract is due in 2 years.
I also heard Luan was actually on Flip Brasil to be paid less by Fox.
It could be all bullshit.

Flip are cunts, just let louie go......they fingered appleyard when he wanted out, tried to get him deported back to canada and didn't pay him for a year then tried to use nhs lawyers to sue him......if a team rider wants out let them go, wait it out till product with your name on it sells-out then move on.
Title: Re: Louie on hockey??
Post by: bawtawd5 on May 19, 2018, 07:04:01 PM
Nhs Nazis keeping Louie hostage. #FreeLouie
Edit 666 post shout out to thrill ho
Title: Re: Louie on hockey??
Post by: Pigeon on May 19, 2018, 07:20:50 PM
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I heard he wanted to leave Flip but can't because his contract is due in 2 years.
I also heard Luan was actually on Flip Brasil to be paid less by Fox.
It could be all bullshit.
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Flip are cunts, just let louie go......they fingered appleyard when he wanted out, tried to get him deported back to canada and didn't pay him for a year then tried to use nhs lawyers to sue him......if a team rider wants out let them go, wait it out till product with your name on it sells-out then move on.
Any links to an interview or more information? That’s fucked and makes me hate NHS even more.
Title: Re: Louie on hockey??
Post by: sid vicious on May 19, 2018, 10:24:22 PM
was told directly by one of appleyard's bosses.

there cunts, they fucked bastiens career too
Title: Re: Louie on hockey??
Post by: Seadramon on May 20, 2018, 12:28:19 AM
A better look at the Flip board he's been skating, if anyone was still in doubt

(https://i.imgur.com/25hKuK4.jpg)

thank you sir
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Post by: rejectpaul on May 20, 2018, 04:11:07 AM
Hi, just trying to get these bullshit racist thr reads to page 2