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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: akimpy0b on February 26, 2007, 07:40:53 PM
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wat a load of shit<br>http://skatesecrets.com/
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sign me up!
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Whoever runs is claims to be a 39 year old female from Powder Springs, Georgia (according to MySpace).
I tried to look up a whois on the site and the site's IP address, but it's all anonymous (everything is filled out with default Go Daddy info). THat alone reeks of shadiness... not that the site isn't regular on it's own, but it looks like it might be a scam on top of that.
The mid 1990's web design doesn't really help it either.
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but dude,
p-rod
6 360 flips in 6 seconds
its all factual
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A couple of testimonials
My heelflip is now a foot and a half high
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Thanks! really helped. now i could land kickflips because i tried to do it in the position you do it and i landed it.
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I tried it, and now my park flyouts are even sicker!
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so gay... i saw the girl who teaches it on youtube...and its garbage
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fuck, it's a scam? and i want to go pro at 31.
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http://www.youtube.com/profile?user=skateboardcDOTcom
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I think that Crystal chick in the nollie-heal and kickflip videos used to post on here a while back.
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I tried it, and now my park flyouts are even sicker!
got them bennihanas yet?
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I tried it, and now my park flyouts are even sicker!
yeah but its the cheesy kind with indy grabs instead of the tail, sometimes my jncos wrap up in my chain wallet and I fall. Good thing I'm doing them into grass.
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don't give up, man-you'll be ripping in no time.
try kickflip superman next.
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I learned those on my CCS flatrail in 1995.
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Um wow... You know I can track everything through stats... If you think my site sucks then you should send me an email instead of posting on a forum... I created the site because I wanted to earn some money doing what I love... Which is skateboarding... As of now I dont have the money to make it free... And MOST skateboard sites that are free usually fold within a year...
I know the concept sounds cheesy. But seriously when I was younger I wished there was somebody around to teach me how to skate better... I think Im the only person in my own neighborhood that skates If I werent me I would definitely become a member of my own site... Instead of searching for links Ive put them all in one place where its super easy to view... If you think my sucks then tell me what I need to do to make it better...
Is that so wrong ???
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By the way I dont think I have ever posted on this forum until now... But when I was in high school I used to write into Slap or Thrasher a lot...
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Um wow... You know I can track everything through stats... If you think my site sucks then you should send me an email instead of posting on a forum... I created the site because I wanted to earn some money doing what I love... Which is skateboarding... As of now I dont have the money to make it free... And MOST skateboard sites that are free usually fold within a year...
I know the concept sounds cheesy. But seriously when I was younger I wished there was somebody around to teach me how to skate better... I think Im the only person in my own neighborhood that skates If I werent me I would definitely become a member of my own site... Instead of searching for links Ive put them all in one place where its super easy to view... If you think my sucks then tell me what I need to do to make it better...
Is that so wrong ???
while I don't think having some one teach you the "correct" way to do a trick will help much, I don't have anything against some one who takes something they like to do and makes it into a business.
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Get a job like the rest of us.
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no offense but learning how to skateboard off of a website seems like a total cop out.
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on second thought its more of a scam than a business and you're a total fag for taking yourself so seriously
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Um wow... You know I can track everything through stats... If you think my site sucks then you should send me an email instead of posting on a forum... I created the site because I wanted to earn some money doing what I love... Which is skateboarding... As of now I dont have the money to make it free... And MOST skateboard sites that are free usually fold within a year...
I know the concept sounds cheesy. But seriously when I was younger I wished there was somebody around to teach me how to skate better... I think Im the only person in my own neighborhood that skates If I werent me I would definitely become a member of my own site... Instead of searching for links Ive put them all in one place where its super easy to view... If you think my sucks then tell me what I need to do to make it better...
Is that so wrong ???
It has nothing to do with your website sucking. I don't know if you're just confused and think you have some valuable secret method that you think is worth the sign up fee, but to most people who have been skating for more than 6 months your site looks like a bullshit scam to swindle kids out of their money. There really is no special method to automatically make your heelflips "a foot and a half high", of this I am sure at least.
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Um wow... You know I can track everything through stats... If you think my site sucks then you should send me an email instead of posting on a forum... I created the site because I wanted to earn some money doing what I love... Which is skateboarding... As of now I dont have the money to make it free... And MOST skateboard sites that are free usually fold within a year...
I know the concept sounds cheesy. But seriously when I was younger I wished there was somebody around to teach me how to skate better... I think Im the only person in my own neighborhood that skates If I werent me I would definitely become a member of my own site... Instead of searching for links Ive put them all in one place where its super easy to view... If you think my sucks then tell me what I need to do to make it better...
Is that so wrong ???
It has nothing to do with your website sucking. I don't know if you're just confused and think you have some valuable secret method that you think is worth the sign up fee, but to most people who have been skating for more than 6 months your site looks like a bullshit scam to swindle kids out of their money. There really is no special method to automatically make your heelflips "a foot and a half high", of this I am sure at least.
yes there is
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When has any pro, am, or unsponsored skater ever answered the question "How did you get so good?" with "Oh, I studied up on skateboarding online and had someone teach it to me."
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Wow you guys totally don't know what you're talking about! I mean, look how good I am after only 2 months of skating becuase of that site:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fkdfA80DIBQ
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When has any pro, am, or unsponsored skater ever answered the question "How did you get so good?" with "Oh, I studied up on skateboarding online and had someone teach it to me."
you're just giving him promotional ideas
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lawlz @ sk8bord secrts
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ey everyone here if u wanna go on this dumbass site the chick posted up her password and username its<br>username: sk8brdc<br>password:sk8brdc<br>now we can all learn to skate broah!!!!!!
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Ah shit, it works too.
Now I can finally learn to build "LEG POWER."
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hahahaha
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that leg power video was too much. i cannot believe this is real.
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bitch got worse fake steez than ronson fuck
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HOw did she find out that people were talking shit about her site on the "whatever" section of the slap forums. Confusing.
Those little kids in the video are pretty good.
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You can use something like Site Meter to track your hits from links on other sites.
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oh ok.
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Its the internet... Everything is recorded... Everything can be tracked... Including your IP address. EVERY SINGLE SITE on the internet HAS TRACKING to show where each hit comes from.
Including your IP address. You guys need to find something else to do instead of sitting around on Forums and talking about me... I swear you guys sound like little kids...
"How did she find out you were talking crap on a Forum"... This seriously shows how smart you guys are... And to think that it would go un noticed....
I dont see any of you with your own website... I do what I love and I enjoy showing the world. My site has helped lots of people... DO YOURSELF A FAVOR if you dont like my site dont go on it and dont talk crap about it...
Because it only makes my hit counter go up. Thanks to whoever started this post by the way... You gave me 500 hits... So all of your talking crap has done nothing but help me...
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Funny photo... I hope this thread becomes the most popular one ever...
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Thank you for the self portrait... And 60 extra views...
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I dont see any of you with your own website...
One need not own a website to make fun of a website, just as I don't have to be a teacher to realize that someone is a moron.
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Thank you for the self portrait... And 60 extra views...
its post count that equals dick size, not views
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more appropriate. you're a piece of shit for taking kids money. we all know that the video won't help a single fucking lick, and by pushing this myth that skateboarding is only about "getting better" you're robbing these kids of the true enjoyment of skateboarding- hanging out with friends, getting creative, and being yourself, but i wouldn't expect someone who's only interested in hit count to understand that anyway. way to go, you fucking charlatan asshole.
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Why am I a piece of **** for taking kids money... You guys need to calm down.
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Why am I a piece of **** for taking kids money... You guys need to calm down.
did you just read the first sentance of my post and then stop?
"we all know that the video won't help a single fucking lick, and by pushing this myth that skateboarding is only about "getting better" you're robbing these kids of the true enjoyment of skateboarding- hanging out with friends, getting creative, and being yourself, but i wouldn't expect someone who's only interested in hit count to understand that anyway. way to go, you fucking charlatan asshole."
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Why am I a piece of **** for taking kids money... You guys need to calm down.
Piece of ****, for the win!
* *** ***** *** * ***** ****?!?!?!
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dude do you know how ****ing easy it is to play spy on the internet? if this goes to court i don't want to look like some foul mouthed kid! i've got business interestes to think of for ****'s sake! what would my shareholders think?
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fuck
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Why am I a piece of **** for taking kids money... You guys need to calm down.
did you just read the first sentance of my post and then stop?
"we all know that the video won't help a single fucking lick, and by pushing this myth that skateboarding is only about "getting better" you're robbing these kids of the true enjoyment of skateboarding- hanging out with friends, getting creative, and being yourself, but i wouldn't expect someone who's only interested in hit count to understand that anyway. way to go, you fucking charlatan asshole."
Go back to school and learn how to write before you try to insult me... You spelled sentence wrong... I made it a quote so you couldnt go back and edit it ... Any further questions or insults ?
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If its an insult please be sure to spell check or use www.dictionary.com
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What a ****in' ****.
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Yeah, go back to school you piece of ****, and learn to spell! How can you insult a website when you don't even own one? This is the INTERNET, and EVERYTHING can be TRACED, EVERYTHING. I personally hope SkateboardC has you punished to the full extent of the law.
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ooh. grammar showdown. skateboard c, please explain / justify your failure to use "kids' money" (possessive) rather than "kids money" in your original post. until you do, please refrain from posting here.
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I showed your site to a friend of mine in the sports collectable industry and he said your PROD autograph is not authentic. He said it is increasingly common for people to be swindled from fake skate autographs.
The "collectable industry" ? What did your friend get busted for selling bootleg Muska autographs on eBay?
That was my Oakley SKYBOX PASS from when I went to SLAM CITY JAM 2004 I had it around my neck while going through customs in Canada and happened to see Paul in the airport waiting for his flight to LAX with the eS team manager... I asked him to sign it... (This was when Paul was still on City Stars... I saw Kareem at the contest too)
YOU LIVE A SAD LIFE TO HAVE ACTUALLY ask a friend if some little autograph on a skateboard site is real...
Skate companies that help sponsor the contests get Skybox's... So that was my pass.
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"YOU LIVE A SAD LIFE TO HAVE ACTUALLY ask a friend if some little autograph on a skateboard site is real... "
can you find any grammar problems here? perhaps you should go back to school
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"YOU LIVE A SAD LIFE TO HAVE ACTUALLY ask a friend if some little autograph on a skateboard site is real... "
can you find any grammar problems here? perhaps you should go back to school
dffjdflj fjdfljf fjdklfj kj heres anouther one for you...
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Post it.
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this thread's a gem....
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The "collectable industry" ? What did your friend get busted for selling bootleg Muska autographs on eBay?
That was my Oakley SKYBOX PASS from when I went to SLAM CITY JAM 2004 I had it around my neck while going through customs in Canada and happened to see Paul in the airport waiting for his flight to LAX with the eS team manager... I asked him to sign it... (This was when Paul was still on City Stars... I saw Kareem at the contest too)
YOU LIVE A SAD LIFE TO HAVE ACTUALLY ask a friend if some little autograph on a skateboard site is real...
Skate companies that help sponsor the contests get Skybox's... So that was my pass.
He is a skater who works in that industry, and you would be surprised how much fake stuff comes through. I asked him because your signature of PROD looked fake (come on, signing a SKYBOX PASS?), and he agrees. He gave me a written dossier containing real autographs of guys like PROD, Chris Cole, Jamie Thomas, Mark Appleyard etc, and the methods they use for telling the real stuff from the fraudulent stuff.
Your "autograph" is a fake, simple as that. I can post up the stuff he gave me.
I just dont want to see fake autographs ruining the skateboard industry, and I thought you might like to know you are peddling fakes.
Boo hoo , I dont want to see fake autographys ruining the skateboard industry ? Excuse me while I laugh myself to sleep... WOW U are a little kid...
LOOK I WANT YOU TO BE SERIUS... Go get a Bible put your left hand on it and your write hand up...
Is this your friend that sells bootleg P-Rod autographs to little kids ??
http://cgi.ebay.com/Paul-Rodriguez-signed-8x10-photo-Pro-Skater-autograph_W0QQitemZ170088004873QQcategoryZ52QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD1VQQcmdZViewItem
C'mon dont lie....
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THERE ARE TWO + spelling errors ... Can you find them ? ... I still cant stop laughing...
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I showed your site to a friend of mine in the sports collectable industry and he said your PROD autograph is not authentic. He said it is increasingly common for people to be swindled from fake skate autographs.
Its P-Rod ... NOT PROD... No wonder your friend is getting swindled...
Um I still cant stop laughing...
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I can understand why you are becoming defensive. You placed in a protective plastic case, took 3 photographs and made a webpage about an obviously fake autograph. I would be embarrased too, but I guess bootleggers like you need to pretend they have the real thing.
LOOK dont get all hurt because I made fun of you ... Me embarrased ???
WHAT DID I SAY IN THE LAST POST ??? USE spell check or dictionary.com before you try to insult me...
www.... world wide waste of time ... STAY IN SCHOOL !!!
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/embarrassed
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its kind of funny how one guy argues about skateboard autgraphs being fake
and the other guy argues about spelling words incorrectly
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In any case I've reported "http://www.skatesecrets.com/" to the FCC and asked my local police department to investigate the website. Forgery is a very serious crime and SkateboardC will likely be facing jail time if the autograph is indeed a fake.
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How hard was it to get that signature just right? You obviously spent a lot of time working on it, even perfecting the curve of the "L" in "Paul" that is seen in authentic signatures. I will give you credit there, it is a quality fake.
I spoke to a lawyer about this issue, and if it is verified by a handwriting expert that a person spent time to make a forgery seem authentic, it is then deemed a 'premeditated forgery,' which, under United States federal law carries a minimum sentence of twelve years in prison. I figure that, with good behavior (s)he'll be out in three.
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The "collectable industry" ? What did your friend get busted for selling bootleg Muska autographs on eBay?
That was my Oakley SKYBOX PASS from when I went to SLAM CITY JAM 2004 I had it around my neck while going through customs in Canada and happened to see Paul in the airport waiting for his flight to LAX with the eS team manager... I asked him to sign it... (This was when Paul was still on City Stars... I saw Kareem at the contest too)
YOU LIVE A SAD LIFE TO HAVE ACTUALLY ask a friend if some little autograph on a skateboard site is real...
Skate companies that help sponsor the contests get Skybox's... So that was my pass.
He is a skater who works in that industry, and you would be surprised how much fake stuff comes through. I asked him because your signature of PROD looked fake (come on, signing a SKYBOX PASS?), and he agrees. He gave me a written dossier containing real autographs of guys like PROD, Chris Cole, Jamie Thomas, Mark Appleyard etc, and the methods they use for telling the real stuff from the fraudulent stuff.
Your "autograph" is a fake, simple as that. I can post up the stuff he gave me.
I just dont want to see fake autographs ruining the skateboard industry, and I thought you might like to know you are peddling fakes.
Boo hoo , I dont want to see fake autographys ruining the skateboard industry ? Excuse me while I laugh myself to sleep... WOW U are a little kid...
LOOK I WANT YOU TO BE SERIUS... Go get a Bible put your left hand on it and your write hand up...
Is this your friend that sells bootleg P-Rod autographs to little kids ??
http://cgi.ebay.com/Paul-Rodriguez-signed-8x10-photo-Pro-Skater-autograph_W0QQitemZ170088004873QQcategoryZ52QQrdZ1QQssPageNameZWD1VQQcmdZViewItem
C'mon dont lie....
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THERE ARE TWO + spelling errors ... Can you find them ? ... I still cant stop laughing...
are you having a nervous breakdown? this post is so fractured and then at the end you top it off with the ultimate "no i'm ok! seriously!" statement.
also i found some grammar mistakes on your web site. you might want to think about going back to school.
New member price WILL BE going up as content is added.
If I had a penny for every time Ive… in fact most of the website seems to be without apostrophes.
When you see kids like Ryan Sheckler there’s a formula or “secrets” behind becoming a consistent skater.
besides being hilarious it also doesn’t agree. no one really gives a fuck about grammar, and I’d say it’s a pretty weak way of judging intelligence. i'm only doing this to show how fucking lame and hypocritical your argument comes of. your lack of reading skill coupled with your inability to produce a coherent argument has already proved to me you’re an idiot, i don't need to criticsize your grammar as well. so now not only are a swindling, duplicitous, jock, charlatan asshole you're also a hypocrite.
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Why am I a piece of **** for taking kids money... You guys need to calm down.
did you just read the first sentance of my post and then stop?
"we all know that the video won't help a single fucking lick, and by pushing this myth that skateboarding is only about "getting better" you're robbing these kids of the true enjoyment of skateboarding- hanging out with friends, getting creative, and being yourself, but i wouldn't expect someone who's only interested in hit count to understand that anyway. way to go, you fucking charlatan asshole."
Go back to school and learn how to write before you try to insult me... You spelled sentence wrong... I made it a quote so you couldnt go back and edit it ... Any further questions or insults ?
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If its an insult please be sure to spell check or use www.dictionary.com
Ever heard of logical fallacies before?
You realise that you completely ignored his entire argument and focused on one word that he spelt wrong? That only makes you look like a fucking idiot.
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ok now is it a "he" or a "she".... the one video i watched looked like a hoe.. but your all saying "he"? me is cunfuzled..
osh nosh teh gramme.r polish
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lol i can't beleive this girl is black
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lol i can't beleive this girl is black
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lol i can't beleive this girl is black
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naw im black
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This is SkateboardC
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Its more than a feeling, when I hear that old song they used to play (more than a feeling)
I begin dreaming (more than a feeling)
till I see marianne walk away
I see my marianne walkin away
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omfg a fake boston account ftw.
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this lil lady is stellar beyond explanation
girl
dont listen to these hatin ass muvafukkkas and let them discourage you
do YOU to the very best of your ability
its funny how hateful heads are to
a lil black girl with a website ( who'd a fukkkin thought, fuck these haters, i hope you make a mill, shoot to the stars)
THAT ACTUALLY SKATES, shows her footy, holds her own, hustles, and looks hot
thats damn near wifey material ( if she wasnt a teenager)
female skategro representative
do your thing girl
love the life you live
live the life you love
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(it's not going to get you laid.)
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i dont fukkk children
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She does, figuratively of course.
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s-town is sheffledge's other account
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I dont see any of you with your own website...
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ted kasinsky was noted as a mathematical genius, do you get the picture?
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this lil lady is stellar beyond explanation
girl
dont listen to these hatin ass muvafukkkas and let them discourage you
do YOU to the very best of your ability
its funny how hateful heads are to
a lil black girl with a website ( who'd a fukkkin thought, fuck these haters, i hope you make a mill, shoot to the stars)
THAT ACTUALLY SKATES, shows her footy, holds her own, hustles, and looks hot
thats damn near wifey material ( if she wasnt a teenager)
female skategro representative
do your thing girl
love the life you live
live the life you love
I have a feeling that if she was white you would have a totally different perspective.
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That was my Oakley SKYBOX PASS from when I went to SLAM CITY JAM 2004 ... and happened to see Paul in the airport ... I asked him to sign it... This was when Paul was still on City Stars.
i cant believe i'm the first to pick this up
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That was my Oakley SKYBOX PASS from when I went to SLAM CITY JAM 2004 ... and happened to see Paul in the airport ... I asked him to sign it... This was when Paul was still on City Stars.
Your not. Shut up.
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i still dont see it anywhere.
timeline issues... city stars?
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That's how glaringly obvious it was. Get out.
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just trying to help. sorry i dont have a phd in assholitry, doc
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Why am I a piece of **** for taking kids money
Did you ask in this post why it is wrong to exploit children?
and sheff, you wouldn't say that shit if she wasn't good looking