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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: cucktard on August 06, 2018, 02:11:17 AM
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...who would it be?
Even tho Duane is decrepit with a bad leg and shakey grasp on reality, I’m sure he’s still tough as nails and would whoop my middle-aged ass.
And then spit on me, and probably lose that one remaining tooth.
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Nora! No doubt!
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Nora! No doubt!
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if Sheffey wanted to fight me i'd assume the fetal position
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Who ever has the most money.... I’d take an ass whooping from Nyjel for a nice 👍 cheque
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In the other thread I was actually gonna say I'd fight Mike V just to see new Mike V fight footy.
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Italo Romano
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Is Julz Lynn pro?
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Black eye by Heath Kirchart
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this is a low key masochists come out of the closet thread.
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Bo Turner. I stand zero chance anyway, so I'm free rolling. He might miss or have a bad day.
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Lil Wayne
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Who would want to lick your ass, though?
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Reese Forbes
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Evan Smith. I'd only have to get beat for a few seconds before he spaced out and started thinking about the universe again
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Nora! No doubt!
Nice, 4 posts in and already reported.
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Todd falcon - Just to add another tale to his epic repertoire.
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Ben Nordberg
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Lance Mountain. He'd probably apologize afterward, then we'd go get a burrito.
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I imagine getting punches to the face from Sean Pablo would feel like soft kisses, so sign me up!
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Sheffey. Big fan
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surprised nobody said Zach Lyons
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Cardiel pre accident. All hail
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Andy Roy
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Markovich in his prime (pun?) at a trade show in the early 90s
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tom penny. it would just be funny
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not berra
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'99 era Mike Maldonado, for the street cred.
Or
Black eye by Heath Kirchart
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Brian Sumner in front of the Queen outside Westminister Abbey
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I would let Trevor Coleen beat me up because his arms are toothpicks and his hands wouldn't be able to withstand the punishment punching takes on your knuckles. He would resort to slapping and I think that's beautiful.
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Gershon Mosley
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Or trainwreck after a night of whiskey
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TNT TELL THAT SCUMBAG TO SQUARE UP
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Ben Raybourne slapped me in the face at a demo when i was a lad, does that count?
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Leticia cuz im into femdom
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Robbie Gamgemi. I bet that dude handles shit
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Dollin..he’d probably see double of you so it’d be a 50/50 chance of getting punched.