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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Future Barney on September 03, 2018, 03:05:41 PM
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Have ya ever noticed that he sets up for every trick long before he needs to. Also, who has the worst push in skating. This has probably already been posted... but just curious...
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Disagree
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“Ya”? Use usted around here if you’re gonna post such tripe
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Thank you for your unrivaled expertise, Future Barney.
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focus this thread and your account
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Mind raped
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very wrong.
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You're a racist and a loser who has genitals that smell of hand sanitizer and bleach.
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The future is now, Barney.
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You're a racist and a loser who has genitals that smell of hand sanitizer and bleach.
My genitals smell that way because your mom is too cheap to buy Jergens; when she gives me my racist handjobs she just strokes it with hand sanitizer.
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Are you on meth?
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Have ya ever noticed that he sets up for every trick long before he needs to. Also, who has the worst push in skating. This has probably already been posted... but just curious...
you got fucking ligma bro?
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Scooby Snacks.
I dig Gil. Lots.
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You're a racist and a loser who has genitals that smell of hand sanitizer and bleach.
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His pants kinda make him look like a midget but he skates with so much power
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Jerking off with hand sanitizer has to sting.
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I dont like that nobody cared about him until he went to Alien
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racist handjobs
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I love Gilbert Crokett's style.
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That search did not disappoint.
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You wish you could skate like crockett , sissy!
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I've noticed that in his recent Mother part he consistantly has this weird maintained shrug/stiffened raised shoulder thing when he lands, almost like he's holding the pose for a photo.
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I dont like that nobody cared about him until he went to Alien
his ride the sky parts is still one of my favorites!i dug his part so much in that video when it first came out!
his part was a breath of fresh air in that video!
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I've noticed that in his recent Mother part he consistantly has this weird maintained shrug/stiffened raised shoulder thing when he lands, almost like he's holding the pose for a photo.
watch his mystery black and white part, the shrug stiffened shoulder has been there the whole time
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“Ya”? Use usted around here if you’re gonna post such tripe
lmaooooooo
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Man, I loved his ride the sky part. I don't get around the stuff he's wearing these days, but still really, really enjoy his footage.
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Semi-related and a bit of a weird question: Anybody know what kind of pants Crocky wears? They look so comfortable and loose. Ben Davis are treating me well, but I'm just curious what he prefers.
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Semi-related and a bit of a weird question: Anybody know what kind of pants Crocky wears? They look so comfortable and loose. Ben Davis are treating me well, but I'm just curious what he prefers.
"...you know my insta"
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brian eno, suicide, magnolia electric co., traditional tattoos, vhs aesthetics.. quasi is the shit..
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let's all watch this again
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9Y4zwjhHu8
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eat shit, OP
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Watching his new part has been a highlight of my sitting around feeling sick and doing nothing weekend, so Barney you can go ride your razor scooter, cause you know nothing of style
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brian eno, suicide, magnolia electric co., traditional tattoos, vhs aesthetics.. quasi is the shit..
Dude i really like his Trad tats
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came here to agree with OP.
His style is just not for me, love his spot and trick selection though.
Also same could be said about quasai tbh:
Quasai rips, but has the wackest style
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gilbert wears cowboy boots now so he rocks bootcut jeans okay
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dude rips but definitely has an awkward crouch/tense/stiff thing going on during set up and after landing. you can’t deny that ¯\_( ˘͡ ˘̯)_/¯
not once did anyone pointing this out say he want good
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I dont like that nobody cared about him until he went to Alien
I've been down for Gil since whathadhappenwaz
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I dont like that nobody cared about him until he went to Alien
whathadhappenwaz Cellout
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I dont like that nobody cared about him until he went to Alien
ride the sky was 2008, that's when people got aboard this gilbert train. i've been on a decade now, and i don't want to get off any time soon
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Seems odd that nobody's talking about the possible family connection between Gilbert and Davey.
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I dont like that nobody cared about him until he went to Alien
Well his style before that was completely different so you can't really blame anybody
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I dont like that nobody cared about him until he went to Alien
Well his style before that was completely different so you can't really blame anybody
And Mystery and Fallen were fucking corny
came here to agree with OP.
His style is just not for me, love his spot and trick selection though.
Also same could be said about quasai tbh:
Quasai rips, but has the wackest style
You spelled something so easy so very very wrong and also your opinion is stupid.
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Gil is the shit. You see how tall more than half of the shit he skates is?
That’s why he squats so hard.
Little dude with big pop and beautiful style.
Get fucked, OP. You don’t know dick about dick.
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I dont like that nobody cared about him until he went to Alien
Well his style before that was completely different so you can't really blame anybody
And Mystery and Fallen were fucking corny
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came here to agree with OP.
His style is just not for me, love his spot and trick selection though.
Also same could be said about quasai tbh:
Quasai rips, but has the wackest style
You spelled something so easy so very very wrong and also your opinion is stupid.
Nah man Quasai is the Japanese rip off
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Is that some fake arm steeze I see?
Just kidding OP is fucking idiot.
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Crockett is the sk8 otter we need right now.
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All these dudes are just biting Smolik's landings.
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I dont like that nobody cared about him until he went to Alien
Well his style before that was completely different so you can't really blame anybody
And Mystery and Fallen were fucking corny
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came here to agree with OP.
His style is just not for me, love his spot and trick selection though.
Also same could be said about quasai tbh:
Quasai rips, but has the wackest style
You spelled something so easy so very very wrong and also your opinion is stupid.
Yeah I was talking about the Japanese rip off.
I will say that Crockett’s style helped me square up to my board better, whenever I’m bending to pop I think how low would Crockett go -and I pretend I’m straddling a tiny horse
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All these dudes are just biting Smolik's landings.
Are they then, by proxy, biting that young lady's vagina through Smolik?
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All these dudes are just biting Smolik's landings.
Are they then, by proxy, biting that young lady's vagina through Smolik?
that's not how heterosexuality works at all
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Semi-related and a bit of a weird question: Anybody know what kind of pants Crocky wears? They look so comfortable and loose. Ben Davis are treating me well, but I'm just curious what he prefers.
he has a vintage clothing store (i think, it's called cee blues so it's possible that he's the owner) so it's likely his pants are also vintage. i believe i saw him in loose-fit double knees though, and they're great.
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Fuck that, Crockett rips. Tricks, steez, pop, all on point. Skating needs more of this. Take your ass to LensCrafters and get your eyes checked homie.
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I dont like that nobody cared about him until he went to Alien
Well his style before that was completely different so you can't really blame anybody
And Mystery and Fallen were fucking corny
He left during the peak of mystery and fallens shine! Well before they became corny
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I liked him alot better when he was on alien
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http://www.thrashermagazine.com/articles/videos/gilbert-crockett-s-we-rarely-get-stuff-this-cool-video/
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I dont like that nobody cared about him until he went to Alien
Well his style before that was completely different so you can't really blame anybody
Yeah i dont get that at all
You all just like AW and you dont like Mystery
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I went to middle school with Gilbert, he could always shred. He was fun to watch back then and never stopped. Great skater.
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Love his style. Favourite version of Gil was definitely Alien Gil, then Mystery and Quasi. That being said, all versions are fucking sick.
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how dare he not have another generic, bland, and forgettable style/push. who does he think he is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JnK1o2gIvo
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Seems odd that nobody's talking about the possible family connection between Gilbert and Davey.
I think there’s a more likely connection to Crockett from Miami Vice since one is a big sleeve cuffer and the other is a pants one
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Gilbert always on my team
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focus this thread and your account
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Semi-related and a bit of a weird question: Anybody know what kind of pants Crocky wears? They look so comfortable and loose. Ben Davis are treating me well, but I'm just curious what he prefers.
he has a vintage clothing store (i think, it's called cee blues so it's possible that he's the owner) so it's likely his pants are also vintage. i believe i saw him in loose-fit double knees though, and they're great.
Him and his mom run it, he is definetly not wearing any double knee dickies.
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Semi-related and a bit of a weird question: Anybody know what kind of pants Crocky wears? They look so comfortable and loose. Ben Davis are treating me well, but I'm just curious what he prefers.
he has a vintage clothing store (i think, it's called cee blues so it's possible that he's the owner) so it's likely his pants are also vintage. i believe i saw him in loose-fit double knees though, and they're great.
Him and his mom run it, he is definetly not wearing any double knee dickies.
He talks about his pants in one of the Thrasher mags before a Vans video release. He definitely owns/skates in at least one pair of $500 pants
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I dont like that nobody cared about him until he went to Alien
Well his style before that was completely different so you can't really blame anybody
And Mystery and Fallen were fucking corny
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came here to agree with OP.
His style is just not for me, love his spot and trick selection though.
Also same could be said about quasai tbh:
Quasai rips, but has the wackest style
You spelled something so easy so very very wrong and also your opinion is stupid.
House of Quasai
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I enjoy Crocket but a couple of those cuffs could be getting out of hand
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You'd be squatting like that too if you were constantly blasting over-waist-high ollies!
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i think the huge pants makes his style look nicer
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i enjoy gil
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Semi-related and a bit of a weird question: Anybody know what kind of pants Crocky wears? They look so comfortable and loose. Ben Davis are treating me well, but I'm just curious what he prefers.
he has a vintage clothing store (i think, it's called cee blues so it's possible that he's the owner) so it's likely his pants are also vintage. i believe i saw him in loose-fit double knees though, and they're great.
He had a signature pair of pants through Vans not that long ago. They were the brown duck canvas pants he's actually seen skating in quite a bit.
https://www.vans.com/article_detail/gilbert-crockett-skate-apparel.html
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Semi-related and a bit of a weird question: Anybody know what kind of pants Crocky wears? They look so comfortable and loose. Ben Davis are treating me well, but I'm just curious what he prefers.
he has a vintage clothing store (i think, it's called cee blues so it's possible that he's the owner) so it's likely his pants are also vintage. i believe i saw him in loose-fit double knees though, and they're great.
Him and his mom run it, he is definetly not wearing any double knee dickies.
He talks about his pants in one of the Thrasher mags before a Vans video release. He definitely owns/skates in at least one pair of $500 pants
If they're $500 jeans they're probably Rising Sun or Mister Freedom but from the look of is fits could also be Samurai,Iron Heart of a bunch of other japanese brands. Same for the type 1 denim jackets he wears and the 50s looking sportswear. Gilbert's trousers are my current favourite skateboarder and I take personal offence to this thread, OP can fuck right off.
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I doubt he's skating in iron hearts, them shits is HEAVY!
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His part is so sick and I love his skating- his pants however, specifically the cuffed blue jeans somehow make him look more short than he actually might be...
Like it’s like he’s a little kid wearing his dads pants? Like him and the rest of the little rascals are hiding in a trench coat trying to buy a ticket to an R rated movie...
Here are my questions:
How tall is he?
Are those in fact his dad’s pants?
Spanky or Alfalfa?