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Title: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: rejectpaul on September 13, 2018, 06:32:56 AM
http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2018/09/12/jenky-investigation-jonah-hills-skate-past/

pretty pointless 'investigation' as its basically everything that has been discussed on SLAP

i wonder if he knows/cares people are discussing him on slap?

Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Patey on September 13, 2018, 06:54:15 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BnjYIyVHOdq/?hl=en&taken-by=weckingball (https://www.instagram.com/p/BnjYIyVHOdq/?hl=en&taken-by=weckingball)
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: feedmeseymour on September 13, 2018, 07:13:51 AM
you're right, it was discussed on slap, good call making another thread about it.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: os89 on September 13, 2018, 07:20:28 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BnjYIyVHOdq/?hl=en&taken-by=weckingball (https://www.instagram.com/p/BnjYIyVHOdq/?hl=en&taken-by=weckingball)

Wtf is wrong with his eyes?
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on September 13, 2018, 07:22:32 AM
ďSo the next time your neighbor mentions ďthis new skateboard movieĒ they read about in the New Yorker, you donít have go on a triggered rant about how skateboard culture is getting hijacked by outsiders.Ē


Except that he quit, so he is an outsider. ďI useda skateĒ kooks are worse than people who never started. You had the opportunity to be a skateboarder, and you abandoned it? Biggest kook move imaginable
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Dwyck on September 13, 2018, 07:48:38 AM
i actually respect ppl who stopped playing with toys in their teens to pursue careers
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: E on September 13, 2018, 08:02:49 AM
i actually respect ppl who stopped playing with toys in their teens to pursue careers

You can have a career and still skate in your free time.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: IHOP on September 13, 2018, 08:08:24 AM
If he was a ďused to skateĒ kook and was wearing quasi or toy machine or dc or any other brands that arent just hot right now id have more respect for it.  But being a used to skate dude and wearing only palace and supreme is as cornball as it gets. 
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: SLAPASONIC on September 13, 2018, 08:09:44 AM
idgaf anymore after finding out Spike Jonze produced Lil Pumps I love it
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on September 13, 2018, 08:10:01 AM
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i actually respect ppl who stopped playing with toys in their teens to pursue careers
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You can have a career and still skate in your free time.
Yeah. He has no idea how careers work. The idea that career=work and sleep only comes from a dude working part time at the gas station living with his parents
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Mongoloid on September 13, 2018, 08:10:19 AM
You guys are such haters! Damned if the kid does, damned if he didnít. If he lived it for X amount of years, he lived it. You donít get on girls that can barely kickflip, you harp on about supporting them.

If heís got genuine love for skateboarding I donít really see what the problem is. You guys donít own this.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: planman on September 13, 2018, 08:10:36 AM
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i actually respect ppl who stopped playing with toys in their teens to pursue careers
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You can have a career and still skate in your free time.
Yeah but skating is the kookiest thing you can do in your adult life
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Get the strap on September 13, 2018, 08:27:53 AM
If you Google the reviews so far critics like the movie. What I think is going on is Jonah Hill is straight up trolling, and you guys are taking the bait, just let it go. If the movie had a sci-fi twist or something I'd be all into it...but the plot is basically a 13 year old with a dysfunctional broken home, meets his skater friends, loses his virginity, and grows up.

I remember when Kids came out my friends and I didn't glorify it because skating all day with your friends, smoking blunts, drinking 40's, chasing girls, cracking jokes, house parties, etc is what every teenage skater did back in the day.

So this movie mid 90s is about yourself than just live the life in reality and skip the movie, or watch it once, whatever.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on September 13, 2018, 08:28:57 AM
You guys are such haters! Damned if the kid does, damned if he didnít. If he lived it for X amount of years, he lived it. You donít get on girls that can barely kickflip, you harp on about supporting them.

If heís got genuine love for skateboarding I donít really see what the problem is. You guys donít own this.
Are you being sarcastic? A person who quits skateboarding clearly doesnít have genuine love for skateboarding. A person who still skates, regardless of how good of a kickflip they have DOES have genuine love for skateboarding.
Like, your argument and your examples are exact opposites. Were you trying to look that stupid, or does it come naturally to you?
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: doomstation55 on September 13, 2018, 08:32:30 AM
My biggest issue is that he "used to skate" and has only entered skateboarding again to make sure his movie gets a good reception.

I know people bashed lil wayne a ton when he came in but he's actually skateboarding and seems to like it. He films stuff, even if its shit. He builds parks and goes out skating with skateboarders.

That one Kyle dude on SNL seems to actually skate too, even if he's not very good and hangs out with Richie Jackson.

There's obviously no old photos/footage of jonah hill skateboarding. Why isn't there any new stuff? Oh right he watched tyshawn do a big flip in the Adidas video, totally means he's a skateboarder right? This article is saying we should give him a pass because he was the fat kid who went to the skateshop and spent his mom's money, even if no one talks about him ACTUALLY skating.

He's attempting to sell out a culture that he hasn't been engaged in for like 20 years and we have every right to call it disingenuous.

Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: shit_for_brains on September 13, 2018, 08:39:54 AM
The issue, to me, isn't if he skates/skated or not, it's that he's a total superkook, can't kickflip or crook as has been claimed, and he's probably dehydrated from all the cum skaters have drained out of him the past two weeks.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: lilboosie on September 13, 2018, 08:44:40 AM
Whatís the issue here?

I thought this was gonna be funny, but you guys sound upset.

ďMy isssue....Ē

Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: emchen on September 13, 2018, 08:47:40 AM
I was hoping the Jenkem interview would be more than just collated evidence from here.

Can't someone from Illegal Civ just make Jonah do something and then post it to instagram? If Jonah really skated, I find it very hard to believe that he never stepped on a board and rolled around during filming (besides that kickflip sequence).

I'm not even asking for kickflip footage - just roll around and ollie a manhole cover and I'd be appeased
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: SneakySecrets on September 13, 2018, 08:55:08 AM
I just hope that his movie gives the USA skateboard team the boost it needs to win gold in the olympics.  I think we can all agree on that.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: badfomyhealth on September 13, 2018, 08:59:05 AM
I just hope that his movie gives the USA skateboard team the boost it needs to win gold in the olympics.  I think we can all agree on that.
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Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Mongoloid on September 13, 2018, 09:01:47 AM
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You guys are such haters! Damned if the kid does, damned if he didnít. If he lived it for X amount of years, he lived it. You donít get on girls that can barely kickflip, you harp on about supporting them.

If heís got genuine love for skateboarding I donít really see what the problem is. You guys donít own this.
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Are you being sarcastic? A person who quits skateboarding clearly doesnít have genuine love for skateboarding. A person who still skates, regardless of how good of a kickflip they have DOES have genuine love for skateboarding.
Like, your argument and your examples are exact opposites. Were you trying to look that stupid, or does it come naturally to you?

Ignoring nearly everything you wrote, since you bore me.

I quit skating for a time due to piling out, and trying to find my way in life. I thought about skating to the point of dreaming about it often. I still followed and loved it as much as I did when I was out there all day everyday. Itís not such a black and white thing as youíd like to believe it is, but you are who you are, and itís predictable youíd react the way you have here.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Mongoloid on September 13, 2018, 09:07:14 AM
The issue, to me, isn't if he skates/skated or not, it's that he's a total superkook, can't kickflip or crook as has been claimed, and he's probably dehydrated from all the cum skaters have drained out of him the past two weeks.

See, I can respect this opinion though.

Itís the ďI bet he didnít even skateĒ crowd coming across like a bunch of bitter gatekeepers that annoy me. If this film influences a kid to pick up a board and find what he loves Iím not gonna sit here and whine about it.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Chatbot on September 13, 2018, 09:07:48 AM
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You can have a career and still skate in your free time.

NO YOU CAN'T. EAT, SLEEP & WORK IS THE ONLY THING ADULTS ARE ALLOWED TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Pretty Serious on September 13, 2018, 09:20:18 AM
Typical Slap poster or Jonah Hill? 
- May or may not have ever actually done the act of skateboarding
- If skateboarded, unable to produce any evidence of proficiency
- Slightly witty, fat and of marginal importance
- If not making constant noise, forgotten about
I offer myself as exhibit A.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: shripshrapper on September 13, 2018, 10:16:26 AM
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Wtf is wrong with his eyes?
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: doomstation55 on September 13, 2018, 10:23:58 AM
Typical Slap poster or Jonah Hill? 
- May or may not have ever actually done the act of skateboarding
- If skateboarded, unable to produce any evidence of proficiency
- Slightly witty, fat and of marginal importance
- If not making constant noise, forgotten about
I offer myself as exhibit A.

The rhetoric that Slap posters don't skate is a lazy excuse made by outsiders to disregard legitimate opinions.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Big Baby Jesus on September 13, 2018, 10:32:22 AM
If the move is good and it accurately depicts skateboarding rather than make a mockery of it ie Grind, I don't see the issue. He is passionate about skateboarding from what I can tell.

Look at what happened when skateboarders (who are considered legends and have had careers most would dream of) make a movie... We got street dreams. I have a gut feeling that Jonah the Jew will do a better job than Dyrdek and P. Rod did. Doubt he will embarrass the skateboard community like street dreams did.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: midevilco on September 13, 2018, 10:49:12 AM
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You guys are such haters! Damned if the kid does, damned if he didnít. If he lived it for X amount of years, he lived it. You donít get on girls that can barely kickflip, you harp on about supporting them.

If heís got genuine love for skateboarding I donít really see what the problem is. You guys donít own this.
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Are you being sarcastic? A person who quits skateboarding clearly doesnít have genuine love for skateboarding. A person who still skates, regardless of how good of a kickflip they have DOES have genuine love for skateboarding.
Like, your argument and your examples are exact opposites. Were you trying to look that stupid, or does it come naturally to you?

Phelpsian logic
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Shitbag on September 13, 2018, 10:53:06 AM
If he was a ďused to skateĒ kook and was wearing quasi or toy machine or dc or any other brands that arent just hot right now id have more respect for it.  But being a used to skate dude and wearing only palace and supreme is as cornball as it gets.
Whatís worse, being a used to skate guy wearing only Palace and Supreme or a full on skate guy wearing only Palace and Supreme? Theyíre both fucking corny so whatís the difference?
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: shit_for_brains on September 13, 2018, 10:56:58 AM
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If he was a ďused to skateĒ kook and was wearing quasi or toy machine or dc or any other brands that arent just hot right now id have more respect for it.  But being a used to skate dude and wearing only palace and supreme is as cornball as it gets.
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Whatís worse, being a used to skate guy wearing only Palace and Supreme or a full on skate guy wearing only Palace and Supreme? Theyíre both fucking corny so whatís the difference?

One of them can kickflip and crooked grind
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: botefdunn on September 13, 2018, 11:21:59 AM
Look we already got j lee and that one time brad pitt talked about mike carol for a minute or two, it isn't going to get any better than that.

Honourable mention, drew barrymore marrying tom green.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: essal on September 13, 2018, 12:21:54 PM
why didnt they talk to lotti? was 1 guy enough to confirm?

also quitters don't get to be a part of it. that's what happens when you quit.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Shitbag on September 13, 2018, 01:04:20 PM
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If he was a ďused to skateĒ kook and was wearing quasi or toy machine or dc or any other brands that arent just hot right now id have more respect for it.  But being a used to skate dude and wearing only palace and supreme is as cornball as it gets.
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Whatís worse, being a used to skate guy wearing only Palace and Supreme or a full on skate guy wearing only Palace and Supreme? Theyíre both fucking corny so whatís the difference?
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One of them can kickflip and crooked grind
I donít care if the dude can kickflip into crooked grind, if someone rocks only Palace and Supreme, to me, theyíre fucking corny, but thatís just me talking. Iím a middle aged dad so Iím probably not the best guy to be talking about skate fashion with.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: shripshrapper on September 13, 2018, 01:07:20 PM
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If he was a ďused to skateĒ kook and was wearing quasi or toy machine or dc or any other brands that arent just hot right now id have more respect for it.  But being a used to skate dude and wearing only palace and supreme is as cornball as it gets.
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Whatís worse, being a used to skate guy wearing only Palace and Supreme or a full on skate guy wearing only Palace and Supreme? Theyíre both fucking corny so whatís the difference?
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One of them can kickflip and crooked grind
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I donít care if the dude can kickflip into crooked grind, if someone rocks only Palace and Supreme, to me, theyíre fucking corny, but thatís just me talking. Iím a middle aged dad so Iím probably not the best guy to be talking about skate fashion with.

There's a certain tipping point where being a hypebeast overrides whatever they're doing on a skateboard.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: HotnSpicyMcChicken on September 13, 2018, 01:12:37 PM
i wonder if he knows/cares people are discussing him on slap?

You think an acclaimed actor who just wrote/directed a movie that's getting distributed by the sickest company in the game who hangs out with ACTUAL pro skaters who are stoked on what he's doing gives a fuck if some nobodies on a forum on the internet approve of him? Yikes!
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: shit_for_brains on September 13, 2018, 01:21:05 PM
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If he was a ďused to skateĒ kook and was wearing quasi or toy machine or dc or any other brands that arent just hot right now id have more respect for it.  But being a used to skate dude and wearing only palace and supreme is as cornball as it gets.
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Whatís worse, being a used to skate guy wearing only Palace and Supreme or a full on skate guy wearing only Palace and Supreme? Theyíre both fucking corny so whatís the difference?
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One of them can kickflip and crooked grind
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I donít care if the dude can kickflip into crooked grind, if someone rocks only Palace and Supreme, to me, theyíre fucking corny, but thatís just me talking. Iím a middle aged dad so Iím probably not the best guy to be talking about skate fashion with.

You asked what the difference was.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: eight two fives on September 13, 2018, 01:47:05 PM
ďSo the next time your neighbor mentions ďthis new skateboard movieĒ they read about in the New Yorker, you donít have go on a triggered rant about how skateboard culture is getting hijacked by outsiders.Ē


Except that he quit, so he is an outsider. ďI useda skateĒ kooks are worse than people who never started. You had the opportunity to be a skateboarder, and you abandoned it? Biggest kook move imaginable
Itís not that serious dude.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: eight two fives on September 13, 2018, 01:48:50 PM
My biggest issue is that he "used to skate" and has only entered skateboarding again to make sure his movie gets a good reception.

I know people bashed lil wayne a ton when he came in but he's actually skateboarding and seems to like it. He films stuff, even if its shit. He builds parks and goes out skating with skateboarders.

That one Kyle dude on SNL seems to actually skate too, even if he's not very good and hangs out with Richie Jackson.

There's obviously no old photos/footage of jonah hill skateboarding. Why isn't there any new stuff? Oh right he watched tyshawn do a big flip in the Adidas video, totally means he's a skateboarder right? This article is saying we should give him a pass because he was the fat kid who went to the skateshop and spent his mom's money, even if no one talks about him ACTUALLY skating.

He's attempting to sell out a culture that he hasn't been engaged in for like 20 years and we have every right to call it disingenuous.
He made a movie about the culture 20 years ago, so whatís the problem?
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Tortoise on September 13, 2018, 02:11:51 PM

I quit skating for a time due to piling out, and trying to find my way in life. I thought about skating to the point of dreaming about it often. I still followed and loved it as much as I did when I was out there all day everyday. Itís not such a black and white thing as youíd like to believe it is, but you are who you are, and itís predictable youíd react the way you have here.

(https://i.giphy.com/media/5xtDarmwsuR9sDRObyU/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: rapscallion on September 13, 2018, 02:12:49 PM
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i wonder if he knows/cares people are discussing him on slap?
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You think an acclaimed actor who just wrote/directed a movie that's getting distributed by the sickest company in the game who hangs out with ACTUAL pro skaters who are stoked on what he's doing gives a fuck if some nobodies on a forum on the internet approve of him? Yikes!
Of course, who doesn't?
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: lilboosie on September 13, 2018, 02:40:34 PM
Isnít Jonah hill closer to the people that made slap  than we are ?
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Sick Duck on September 13, 2018, 02:42:08 PM
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I quit skating for a time due to piling out, and trying to find my way in life. I thought about skating to the point of dreaming about it often. I still followed and loved it as much as I did when I was out there all day everyday. Itís not such a black and white thing as youíd like to believe it is, but you are who you are, and itís predictable youíd react the way you have here.
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(https://i.giphy.com/media/5xtDarmwsuR9sDRObyU/giphy.gif)
if youíre following it that hard and dreaming about it why not go roll around for 20 minutes and do a couple tricks?
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: doublesteveburger on September 13, 2018, 02:44:22 PM
ABD, WASSSUP ROOOOOOCKERRRRRRRRRRSSSS!!!
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Alan on September 13, 2018, 03:04:19 PM
Isnít Jonah hill closer to the people that made slap  than we are ?

You think an acclaimed actor who just wrote/directed a movie that's getting distributed by the sickest company in the game who hangs out with ACTUAL pro skaters who are stoked on what he's doing gives a fuck if some nobodies on a forum on the internet approve of him? Yikes!

Look at these two starfuckers
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Mongoloid on September 13, 2018, 03:18:48 PM
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I quit skating for a time due to piling out, and trying to find my way in life. I thought about skating to the point of dreaming about it often. I still followed and loved it as much as I did when I was out there all day everyday. Itís not such a black and white thing as youíd like to believe it is, but you are who you are, and itís predictable youíd react the way you have here.
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(https://i.giphy.com/media/5xtDarmwsuR9sDRObyU/giphy.gif)
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if youíre following it that hard and dreaming about it why not go roll around for 20 minutes and do a couple tricks?

My situation was a bit more complicated. Back in I wanna say 2008 I did buy a new setup, new shoes, etc, but I injured myself doing a high flatground ollie (of all tricks). I gave it a few days to see if I just pulled a muscle, and sure enough the pain was just as sharp and persistent. I gave it a week, same thing. Month, same thing. So I wrongly assumed it was some sort of hernia, and being uninsured there is no way I would have been able to afford whatever that kind of operation would have cost. So I just figured that was it for me, and that I wouldn't be able to skate again. Until fast forward a few years when a friend convinced me to fuck around on his board. I approached skating again very cautiously under the assumption I could at anytime agitate what I thought was a lingering health issue. However, I was wrong and I must have just been some kind of severe sprain.

In the times in between skating I would have really strange dreams often about visiting the local (which had been closed for years at this point) and all that would be left in the shop were VHS tapes, so I couldn't buy another board, or that every trick I did I would snap my deck. It was some strange self conscious idea manifesting itself in my dreams that I would never be able to skate again without some sort of complication. As dramatic as it sounds waking from those dreams always left me with a sad feeling.

So as I stated, for whatever anyone's reason may be, its not so black and white.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Shitbag on September 13, 2018, 03:20:33 PM
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If he was a ďused to skateĒ kook and was wearing quasi or toy machine or dc or any other brands that arent just hot right now id have more respect for it.  But being a used to skate dude and wearing only palace and supreme is as cornball as it gets.
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Whatís worse, being a used to skate guy wearing only Palace and Supreme or a full on skate guy wearing only Palace and Supreme? Theyíre both fucking corny so whatís the difference?
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One of them can kickflip and crooked grind
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I donít care if the dude can kickflip into crooked grind, if someone rocks only Palace and Supreme, to me, theyíre fucking corny, but thatís just me talking. Iím a middle aged dad so Iím probably not the best guy to be talking about skate fashion with.
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You asked what the difference was.
Rhetorical question, sorry.
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Post by: notcool on September 13, 2018, 03:23:14 PM
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I quit skating for a time due to piling out, and trying to find my way in life. I thought about skating to the point of dreaming about it often. I still followed and loved it as much as I did when I was out there all day everyday. Itís not such a black and white thing as youíd like to believe it is, but you are who you are, and itís predictable youíd react the way you have here.
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(https://i.giphy.com/media/5xtDarmwsuR9sDRObyU/giphy.gif)
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if youíre following it that hard and dreaming about it why not go roll around for 20 minutes and do a couple tricks?
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My situation was a bit more complicated. Back in I wanna say 2008 I did buy a new setup, new shoes, etc, but I injured myself doing a high flatground ollie (of all tricks). I gave it a few days to see if I just pulled a muscle, and sure enough the pain was just as sharp and persistent. I gave it a week, same thing. Month, same thing. So I wrongly assumed it was some sort of hernia, and being uninsured there is no way I would have been able to afford whatever that kind of operation would have cost. So I just figured that was it for me, and that I wouldn't be able to skate again. Until fast forward a few years when a friend convinced me to fuck around on his board. I approached skating again very cautiously under the assumption I could at anytime agitate what I thought was a lingering health issue. However, I was wrong and I must have just been some kind of severe sprain.

In the times in between skating I would have really strange dreams often about visiting the local (which had been closed for years at this point) and all that would be left in the shop were VHS tapes, so I couldn't buy another board, or that every trick I did I would snap my deck. It was some strange self conscious idea manifesting itself in my dreams that I would never be able to skate again without some sort of complication. As dramatic as it sounds waking from those dreams always left me with a sad feeling.

So as I stated, for whatever anyone's reason may be, its not so black and white.

I quit for 3 years and every night i would have vivid skate dreams. now that i'm back skating they have gone away.
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Post by: os89 on September 13, 2018, 03:59:52 PM
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Wtf is wrong with his eyes?
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Seriously. They look fucked up.
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Post by: Dr-Feelgood on September 13, 2018, 04:06:30 PM
If the move is good and it accurately depicts skateboarding rather than make a mockery of it ie Grind, I don't see the issue. He is passionate about skateboarding from what I can tell.

Look at what happened when skateboarders (who are considered legends and have had careers most would dream of) make a movie... We got street dreams. I have a gut feeling that Jonah the Jew will do a better job than Dyrdek and P. Rod did. Doubt he will embarrass the skateboard community like street dreams did.

grind is tight yo

(http://i.makeagif.com/media/11-25-2015/Fs0MN5.gif)
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Post by: shit_for_brains on September 13, 2018, 04:07:16 PM
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Wtf is wrong with his eyes?
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Seriously. They look fucked up.

Weck photoshopped them. It's a thing he does.
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Post by: ungzilla on September 13, 2018, 04:13:10 PM
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Wtf is wrong with his eyes?
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Seriously. They look fucked up.

he photoshopped them you goddamn miscreants
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: os89 on September 13, 2018, 04:25:23 PM
Shit is hilarious
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Post by: Manolo on September 13, 2018, 04:28:41 PM
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Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on September 13, 2018, 05:28:15 PM
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You guys are such haters! Damned if the kid does, damned if he didnít. If he lived it for X amount of years, he lived it. You donít get on girls that can barely kickflip, you harp on about supporting them.

If heís got genuine love for skateboarding I donít really see what the problem is. You guys donít own this.
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Are you being sarcastic? A person who quits skateboarding clearly doesnít have genuine love for skateboarding. A person who still skates, regardless of how good of a kickflip they have DOES have genuine love for skateboarding.
Like, your argument and your examples are exact opposites. Were you trying to look that stupid, or does it come naturally to you?
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Ignoring nearly everything you wrote, since you bore me.

I quit skating for a time due to piling out, and trying to find my way in life. I thought about skating to the point of dreaming about it often. I still followed and loved it as much as I did when I was out there all day everyday. Itís not such a black and white thing as youíd like to believe it is, but you are who you are, and itís predictable youíd react the way you have here.

No, it really is. You quit? Youíre a fucking kook. You were too busy piling out? Youíre a fucking kook.

Letís be real, kook, youíre just pissed at my criticism of ďUseda skateĒ because its you.


Letís be entirely clear too: all those kooks who are supporting you are just kooks supporting kooks.

Real skateboarders donít quit EVER.

Of course you donít like me, kooks always have.
But thanks for the new roast quote
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Post by: Mongoloid on September 13, 2018, 05:39:53 PM
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You guys are such haters! Damned if the kid does, damned if he didnít. If he lived it for X amount of years, he lived it. You donít get on girls that can barely kickflip, you harp on about supporting them.

If heís got genuine love for skateboarding I donít really see what the problem is. You guys donít own this.
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Are you being sarcastic? A person who quits skateboarding clearly doesnít have genuine love for skateboarding. A person who still skates, regardless of how good of a kickflip they have DOES have genuine love for skateboarding.
Like, your argument and your examples are exact opposites. Were you trying to look that stupid, or does it come naturally to you?
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Ignoring nearly everything you wrote, since you bore me.

I quit skating for a time due to piling out, and trying to find my way in life. I thought about skating to the point of dreaming about it often. I still followed and loved it as much as I did when I was out there all day everyday. Itís not such a black and white thing as youíd like to believe it is, but you are who you are, and itís predictable youíd react the way you have here.
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No, it really is. You quit? Youíre a fucking kook. You were too busy piling out? Youíre a fucking kook.

Letís be real, kook, youíre just pissed at my criticism of ďUseda skateĒ because its you.


Letís be entirely clear too: all those kooks who are supporting you are just kooks supporting kooks.

Real skateboarders donít quit EVER.

Of course you donít like me, kooks always have.
But thanks for the new roast quote

You don't hold the significance to ever invoke any sort of emotion of me, you're literally a running joke on these boards.

I also think it's funny what a baby back bitch you exposed yourself to be in regards to the whole TNT ordeal. I've never seen such a ferocious tail tuck happen with such great velocity, at the very least you managed to impress me with what a giant gaping loudmouth pussy you are. So congrats there ole chap!
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on September 13, 2018, 05:50:01 PM
You quit skating. Shut the fuck up kook. Your opinion means nothing.

Kook quit skating, then acts like he has credibility! Hahahahahaha, ok kook. Keeping kooking it.

You donít like what I post? YOU QUIT SKATING

You think Iím a bitch? YOU QUIT SKATING

You think your opinion means anything? YOU QUIT SKATING.

Do you really think you have credibility on a messageboard designed explicitly to talk skating? YOU QUIT SKATING

Fucking trashy loser, no, I donít identify with piling out so hard you quit skating, I moved to the most expensive region in the world, giving up lots of comforts, to skate, so when somebody tells me they quit skating because they were too busy piling out, I canít understand what the fuck is wrong with them.

You have ZERO credibility in a thread about what makes a person a legitimate skateboarder, because you fucking arenít one.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Mongoloid on September 13, 2018, 05:51:45 PM
You quit skating. Shut the fuck up kook. Your opinion means nothing.

Kook quit skating, then acts like he has credibility! Hahahahahaha, ok kook. Keeping kooking it.

You donít like what I post? YOU QUIT SKATING

You think Iím a bitch? YOU QUIT SKATING

You think your opinion means anything? YOU QUIT SKATING.

Do you really think you have credibility on a messageboard designed explicitly to talk skating? YOU QUIT SKATING

Fucking trashy loser, no, I donít identify with piling out so hard you quit skating, I moved to the most expensive region in the world, giving up lots of comforts, to skate, so when somebody tells me they quit skating because they were too busy piling out, I canít understand what the fuck is wrong with them.

You have ZERO credibility in a thread about what makes a person a legitimate skateboarder, because you fucking arenít one.

This guy ladies and gentlemen! Teaching the youth of tomorrow!

Need I say more?
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Sick Duck on September 13, 2018, 05:53:11 PM
I read that in the goodfellas "fuck you, pay me" ray liotta voice
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: feedmeseymour on September 13, 2018, 05:59:48 PM
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You quit skating. Shut the fuck up kook. Your opinion means nothing.

Kook quit skating, then acts like he has credibility! Hahahahahaha, ok kook. Keeping kooking it.

You donít like what I post? YOU QUIT SKATING

You think Iím a bitch? YOU QUIT SKATING

You think your opinion means anything? YOU QUIT SKATING.

Do you really think you have credibility on a messageboard designed explicitly to talk skating? YOU QUIT SKATING

Fucking trashy loser, no, I donít identify with piling out so hard you quit skating, I moved to the most expensive region in the world, giving up lots of comforts, to skate, so when somebody tells me they quit skating because they were too busy piling out, I canít understand what the fuck is wrong with them.

You have ZERO credibility in a thread about what makes a person a legitimate skateboarder, because you fucking arenít one.
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This guy ladies and gentlemen! Teaching the youth of tomorrow!

Need I say more?

Iíd be hyped if I had a teacher talk like that when I was in high school to be honest.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Mongoloid on September 13, 2018, 06:05:02 PM
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You quit skating. Shut the fuck up kook. Your opinion means nothing.

Kook quit skating, then acts like he has credibility! Hahahahahaha, ok kook. Keeping kooking it.

You donít like what I post? YOU QUIT SKATING

You think Iím a bitch? YOU QUIT SKATING

You think your opinion means anything? YOU QUIT SKATING.

Do you really think you have credibility on a messageboard designed explicitly to talk skating? YOU QUIT SKATING

Fucking trashy loser, no, I donít identify with piling out so hard you quit skating, I moved to the most expensive region in the world, giving up lots of comforts, to skate, so when somebody tells me they quit skating because they were too busy piling out, I canít understand what the fuck is wrong with them.

You have ZERO credibility in a thread about what makes a person a legitimate skateboarder, because you fucking arenít one.
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This guy ladies and gentlemen! Teaching the youth of tomorrow!

Need I say more?
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Iíd be hyped if I had a teacher talk like that when I was in high school to be honest.

I mean he is a pretty good living example of what bitchmade looks like in the flesh.

So there is that.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: lilboosie on September 13, 2018, 06:12:27 PM
Yíall are foreal gatekeepers
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Post by: SneakySecrets on September 13, 2018, 06:15:30 PM
Were he a bonafide skate rat, he would know that skaters are some of the most judgmental and obsessive people on the planet; and should have anticipated that the movie would draw intense scrutiny from people like us.

A good example:

I saw someone with vertical slide marks on their noise and tail and it disgusted me. Those are not from nose or tail slides. Then there are a few horizontal ones way away from the baseplate and it was just a horror show.  What are you doing to produce those? Stop whatever it is. I won't even get into 45 degree looking board/lip marks.

Whatís funny is that I completely understand what heís talking about:  Iím constantly checking out other peopleís slide marks and silently judging them based what I see without even realizing it.   




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Post by: augustmoon on September 13, 2018, 06:19:43 PM
some of these responses are really pathetic.  someone who skated in their youth made a movie about it.  he's allowed to do that.  you think whoever the fuck directed "The Sandlot" was out playing stickball so he could maintain his integrity?
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Burt Ward on September 13, 2018, 06:51:25 PM
Fucking trashy loser, no, I donít identify with piling out so hard you quit skating,

I piled out heavily and hardly skated for years, and to some degree that does indeed make me a kook. At the same time, I also had, for lack of a better term, the "disease" of addiction which prevented me from doing a whole host of things I love. I never said I "quit" any of them though. Especially skateboarding. And I can tell you, laying around for years pissed out of yr head but still managing to keep up with everything current in skating, and wanting to be back out there so bad but not being able to manage your addiction is painful, shameful and regretful. I post about alcoholism too much. I'm not gonna do it anymore.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Mongoloid on September 13, 2018, 07:06:53 PM
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Fucking trashy loser, no, I donít identify with piling out so hard you quit skating,
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I piled out heavily and hardly skated for years, and to some degree that does indeed make me a kook. At the same time, I also had, for lack of a better term, the "disease" of addiction which prevented me from doing a whole host of things I love. I never said I "quit" any of them though. Especially skateboarding. And I can tell you, laying around for years pissed out of yr head but still managing to keep up with everything current in skating, and wanting to be back out there so bad but not being able to manage your addiction is painful, shameful and regretful. I post about alcoholism too much. I'm not gonna do it anymore.

Fuck! don't let that asswipe guilt you!

I didn't exactly quit either, and that's kind of the wrong terminology. I started drinking too much, and then got married pretty young, so I had to prioritize other stuff pretty quickly. Lost in the nether of that was skateboarding, but it was never forgotten. I also didn't have the money for it when getting my wife her green card, and moving her life over seas.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: shitsandwich on September 13, 2018, 07:14:57 PM
ďSo the next time your neighbor mentions ďthis new skateboard movieĒ they read about in the New Yorker, you donít have go on a triggered rant about how skateboard culture is getting hijacked by outsiders.Ē


Except that he quit, so he is an outsider. ďI useda skateĒ kooks are worse than people who never started. You had the opportunity to be a skateboarder, and you abandoned it? Biggest kook move imaginable

God forbid he didnt skate forever and pursued other interest... That  was the kind of statement I would expect from a twelve year old or a skate mag editor writing some bs to sound cool.
Skateboarders sound so embarrassing sometimes....
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Burt Ward on September 13, 2018, 07:25:13 PM
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Fucking trashy loser, no, I donít identify with piling out so hard you quit skating,
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I piled out heavily and hardly skated for years, and to some degree that does indeed make me a kook. At the same time, I also had, for lack of a better term, the "disease" of addiction which prevented me from doing a whole host of things I love. I never said I "quit" any of them though. Especially skateboarding. And I can tell you, laying around for years pissed out of yr head but still managing to keep up with everything current in skating, and wanting to be back out there so bad but not being able to manage your addiction is painful, shameful and regretful. I post about alcoholism too much. I'm not gonna do it anymore.
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Fuck! don't let that asswipe guilt you!

I didn't exactly quit either, and that's kind of the wrong terminology. I started drinking too much, and then got married pretty young, so I had to prioritize other stuff pretty quickly. Lost in the nether of that was skateboarding, but it was never forgotten. I also didn't have the money for it when getting my wife her green card, and moving her life over seas.

Oh he didn't guilt me. He's just comic relief for me, bursting blood vessels ranting for no reason half the time. I also don't even care if Jonah Hill is buying in, fine. If he's made a good movie that doesn't seem like cheesy appropriation then good on him. As was said, no skaters have managed to do it. The Supreme jocking can def go though.
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Post by: muntcuscle on September 13, 2018, 07:31:45 PM
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You guys are such haters! Damned if the kid does, damned if he didnít. If he lived it for X amount of years, he lived it. You donít get on girls that can barely kickflip, you harp on about supporting them.

If heís got genuine love for skateboarding I donít really see what the problem is. You guys donít own this.
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Are you being sarcastic? A person who quits skateboarding clearly doesnít have genuine love for skateboarding. A person who still skates, regardless of how good of a kickflip they have DOES have genuine love for skateboarding.
Like, your argument and your examples are exact opposites. Were you trying to look that stupid, or does it come naturally to you?
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Ignoring nearly everything you wrote, since you bore me.

I quit skating for a time due to piling out, and trying to find my way in life. I thought about skating to the point of dreaming about it often. I still followed and loved it as much as I did when I was out there all day everyday. Itís not such a black and white thing as youíd like to believe it is, but you are who you are, and itís predictable youíd react the way you have here.
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No, it really is. You quit? Youíre a fucking kook. You were too busy piling out? Youíre a fucking kook.

Letís be real, kook, youíre just pissed at my criticism of ďUseda skateĒ because its you.


Letís be entirely clear too: all those kooks who are supporting you are just kooks supporting kooks.

Real skateboarders donít quit EVER.

Of course you donít like me, kooks always have.
But thanks for the new roast quote

you drive to premiers then carry your board inside
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on September 13, 2018, 09:03:09 PM
You quit skating. Shut the fuck up kook. Your opinion means nothing.

Kook quit skating, then acts like he has credibility! Hahahahahaha, ok kook. Keeping kooking it.

You donít like what I post? YOU QUIT SKATING

You think Iím a bitch? YOU QUIT SKATING

You think your opinion means anything? YOU QUIT SKATING.

Do you really think you have credibility on a messageboard designed explicitly to talk skating? YOU QUIT SKATING

Fucking trashy loser, no, I donít identify with piling out so hard you quit skating, I moved to the most expensive region in the world, giving up lots of comforts, to skate, so when somebody tells me they quit skating because they were too busy piling out, I canít understand what the fuck is wrong with them.

You have ZERO credibility in a thread about what makes a person a legitimate skateboarder, because you fucking arenít one.
fucking hell mate, go do a yoga class or something ...
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on September 13, 2018, 09:23:27 PM
If someone loves skateboarding enough to nerd out on it hardcore, hang out at a shop in their youth enough to get their face on a board, and make a full-length movie all about skating, and has no physical impairment stopping them from skating at all no matter how much they suck...yeah, it's strange that he doesn't even skate a bit nowadays or have any footage of anything. Looks fake, like much of Hollywood.

On the other hand, Hollywood doesn't allow actors to basically play any sports or do any "dangerous" activities while making a movie. They're contractually obligated not to. He seems busy so maybe he's never allowed to, and he wants to take it easy with the little free time he has.

But still...at least roll around once in a while if you love it so much. And if there's no documentation of him skating while making this specific movie, that's pretty odd. Maybe he doesn't realize how showing the public (not just actual skateboarders) that he can ride would garner him more respect? It worked for Steve Nash and Dave Chappelle.
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Post by: Tortoise on September 13, 2018, 09:35:21 PM
ITT

(https://i.imgur.com/3fD44Gv.png)
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Francis Xavier on September 13, 2018, 09:38:39 PM
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You quit skating. Shut the fuck up kook. Your opinion means nothing.

Kook quit skating, then acts like he has credibility! Hahahahahaha, ok kook. Keeping kooking it.

You donít like what I post? YOU QUIT SKATING

You think Iím a bitch? YOU QUIT SKATING

You think your opinion means anything? YOU QUIT SKATING.

Do you really think you have credibility on a messageboard designed explicitly to talk skating? YOU QUIT SKATING

Fucking trashy loser, no, I donít identify with piling out so hard you quit skating, I moved to the most expensive region in the world, giving up lots of comforts, to skate, so when somebody tells me they quit skating because they were too busy piling out, I canít understand what the fuck is wrong with them.

You have ZERO credibility in a thread about what makes a person a legitimate skateboarder, because you fucking arenít one.
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fucking hell mate, go do a yoga class or something ...
If johnah comes on here and posts he'll stop,and end up on vacation
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Post by: HotnSpicyMcChicken on September 13, 2018, 09:46:53 PM
You quit skating. Shut the fuck up kook. Your opinion means nothing.

Kook quit skating, then acts like he has credibility! Hahahahahaha, ok kook. Keeping kooking it.

You donít like what I post? YOU QUIT SKATING

You think Iím a bitch? YOU QUIT SKATING

You think your opinion means anything? YOU QUIT SKATING.

Do you really think you have credibility on a messageboard designed explicitly to talk skating? YOU QUIT SKATING

Fucking trashy loser, no, I donít identify with piling out so hard you quit skating, I moved to the most expensive region in the world, giving up lots of comforts, to skate, so when somebody tells me they quit skating because they were too busy piling out, I canít understand what the fuck is wrong with them.

You have ZERO credibility in a thread about what makes a person a legitimate skateboarder, because you fucking arenít one.

I'm not trying to be funny or make light of the term I am about to use, but-

you sound mentally ill.
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Post by: Doom patrol on September 13, 2018, 09:54:11 PM
All the talk about how this dude can't kickflip got me thinking about how amazing flat ground kickflips are.
If Jonah likes skateboarding as much as he says he does but can't do a flat ground kickflip I'm not angry about it, I just feel bad for him.
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Post by: shripshrapper on September 13, 2018, 11:52:32 PM
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You quit skating. Shut the fuck up kook. Your opinion means nothing.

Kook quit skating, then acts like he has credibility! Hahahahahaha, ok kook. Keeping kooking it.

You donít like what I post? YOU QUIT SKATING

You think Iím a bitch? YOU QUIT SKATING

You think your opinion means anything? YOU QUIT SKATING.

Do you really think you have credibility on a messageboard designed explicitly to talk skating? YOU QUIT SKATING

Fucking trashy loser, no, I donít identify with piling out so hard you quit skating, I moved to the most expensive region in the world, giving up lots of comforts, to skate, so when somebody tells me they quit skating because they were too busy piling out, I canít understand what the fuck is wrong with them.

You have ZERO credibility in a thread about what makes a person a legitimate skateboarder, because you fucking arenít one.
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I'm not trying to be funny or make light of the term I am about to use, but-

you sound mentally ill.

That's what I was thinking. Gip is always annoying, but damn.
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Post by: doctorkickflip on September 14, 2018, 08:06:39 AM
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https://www.instagram.com/p/BnjYIyVHOdq/?hl=en&taken-by=weckingball (https://www.instagram.com/p/BnjYIyVHOdq/?hl=en&taken-by=weckingball)
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Wtf is wrong with his eyes?

Adobe Photoshop is a raster graphics editor developed and published by Adobe Systems for macOS and Windows. Photoshop was created in 1988 by Thomas and John Knoll. Since then, it has become the de facto industry standard in raster graphics editing, to the point that Photoshop has become a generic trademark leading to its use as a verb such as "to Photoshop an image," "photoshopping" and "photoshop contest", though Adobe discourages such use.
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Post by: doctorkickflip on September 14, 2018, 08:12:05 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/yJkFq4N.jpg)

Whoa what happened to the gonz' head??? I'm another one of these dumb guys on this thread who have never heard of any kind of photo editing software.
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Post by: casper on September 14, 2018, 08:31:40 AM
No one ever really quits skateboarding. Thatís a myth.
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Post by: cilantro on September 14, 2018, 09:29:21 AM
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You guys are such haters! Damned if the kid does, damned if he didnít. If he lived it for X amount of years, he lived it. You donít get on girls that can barely kickflip, you harp on about supporting them.

If heís got genuine love for skateboarding I donít really see what the problem is. You guys donít own this.
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Are you being sarcastic? A person who quits skateboarding clearly doesnít have genuine love for skateboarding. A person who still skates, regardless of how good of a kickflip they have DOES have genuine love for skateboarding.
Like, your argument and your examples are exact opposites. Were you trying to look that stupid, or does it come naturally to you?
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Ignoring nearly everything you wrote, since you bore me.

I quit skating for a time due to piling out, and trying to find my way in life. I thought about skating to the point of dreaming about it often. I still followed and loved it as much as I did when I was out there all day everyday. Itís not such a black and white thing as youíd like to believe it is, but you are who you are, and itís predictable youíd react the way you have here.
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No, it really is. You quit? Youíre a fucking kook. You were too busy piling out? Youíre a fucking kook.

Letís be real, kook, youíre just pissed at my criticism of ďUseda skateĒ because its you.


Letís be entirely clear too: all those kooks who are supporting you are just kooks supporting kooks.

Real skateboarders donít quit EVER.

Of course you donít like me, kooks always have.
But thanks for the new roast quote

ďReal skateboarders...Ē? Life is tough, skating is sick, stop being a weiner to people who donít have it as easy as you do. you sound like an angry little ball that doesnít understand poverty or life injuries, hope you get humbled real quick real soon
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Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on September 14, 2018, 03:35:13 PM
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You guys are such haters! Damned if the kid does, damned if he didnít. If he lived it for X amount of years, he lived it. You donít get on girls that can barely kickflip, you harp on about supporting them.

If heís got genuine love for skateboarding I donít really see what the problem is. You guys donít own this.
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Are you being sarcastic? A person who quits skateboarding clearly doesnít have genuine love for skateboarding. A person who still skates, regardless of how good of a kickflip they have DOES have genuine love for skateboarding.
Like, your argument and your examples are exact opposites. Were you trying to look that stupid, or does it come naturally to you?
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Ignoring nearly everything you wrote, since you bore me.

I quit skating for a time due to piling out, and trying to find my way in life. I thought about skating to the point of dreaming about it often. I still followed and loved it as much as I did when I was out there all day everyday. Itís not such a black and white thing as youíd like to believe it is, but you are who you are, and itís predictable youíd react the way you have here.
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No, it really is. You quit? Youíre a fucking kook. You were too busy piling out? Youíre a fucking kook.

Letís be real, kook, youíre just pissed at my criticism of ďUseda skateĒ because its you.


Letís be entirely clear too: all those kooks who are supporting you are just kooks supporting kooks.

Real skateboarders donít quit EVER.

Of course you donít like me, kooks always have.
But thanks for the new roast quote
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ďReal skateboarders...Ē? Life is tough, skating is sick, stop being a weiner to people who donít have it as easy as you do. you sound like an angry little ball that doesnít understand poverty or life injuries, hope you get humbled real quick real soon
He explicitly said it was due to piling out.
I also get Burt Wardís point, and heís coming at it differently. ďYeah, I fucked up and had problems I had to get figured outĒ is way different than ďI quit skating to pile out, but was like, totally just as much a skater as when I actually rode the board.Ē
I get dark days, I get making mistakes, but what kind of fucking kook brags that they quit skating to pile out, and acts like it has nothing to do with his dedication to it? I actually respect Burt Ward for how he talks about it as if it was a bad thing.


And yeah, all the rest of you acting like the actual act of skating isnít that important need to get the fuck off a skateboard messageboard and focus more on shit you actually like and respect.

This place has gone to shit, nazis, fake skaters, and kooks are all thatís left. Its like the old transworld boards in here these days.

Iím sure half yíall talking shit this way are ďuseda skatesĒ who take this personally. You should.
Oh, and wealth has nothing to do with being a skateboarder, Iíve had skateboarder friends who are completely homeless and sleeping in parks or cars. Plenty of my friends live in cheap flop houses so they can be poor and still skate. Your excuse is shit.

Abd Mongloid, you think I talk this way at work? Do you talk the way you talk on here at whatever shitty job you have? If you do, its why your job is shit.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: shripshrapper on September 14, 2018, 03:52:52 PM
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You guys are such haters! Damned if the kid does, damned if he didnít. If he lived it for X amount of years, he lived it. You donít get on girls that can barely kickflip, you harp on about supporting them.

If heís got genuine love for skateboarding I donít really see what the problem is. You guys donít own this.
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Are you being sarcastic? A person who quits skateboarding clearly doesnít have genuine love for skateboarding. A person who still skates, regardless of how good of a kickflip they have DOES have genuine love for skateboarding.
Like, your argument and your examples are exact opposites. Were you trying to look that stupid, or does it come naturally to you?
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Ignoring nearly everything you wrote, since you bore me.

I quit skating for a time due to piling out, and trying to find my way in life. I thought about skating to the point of dreaming about it often. I still followed and loved it as much as I did when I was out there all day everyday. Itís not such a black and white thing as youíd like to believe it is, but you are who you are, and itís predictable youíd react the way you have here.
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No, it really is. You quit? Youíre a fucking kook. You were too busy piling out? Youíre a fucking kook.

Letís be real, kook, youíre just pissed at my criticism of ďUseda skateĒ because its you.


Letís be entirely clear too: all those kooks who are supporting you are just kooks supporting kooks.

Real skateboarders donít quit EVER.

Of course you donít like me, kooks always have.
But thanks for the new roast quote
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ďReal skateboarders...Ē? Life is tough, skating is sick, stop being a weiner to people who donít have it as easy as you do. you sound like an angry little ball that doesnít understand poverty or life injuries, hope you get humbled real quick real soon
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He explicitly said it was due to piling out.
I also get Burt Wardís point, and heís coming at it differently. ďYeah, I fucked up and had problems I had to get figured outĒ is way different than ďI quit skating to pile out, but was like, totally just as much a skater as when I actually rode the board.Ē
I get dark days, I get making mistakes, but what kind of fucking kook brags that they quit skating to pile out, and acts like it has nothing to do with his dedication to it? I actually respect Burt Ward for how he talks about it as if it was a bad thing.


And yeah, all the rest of you acting like the actual act of skating isnít that important need to get the fuck off a skateboard messageboard and focus more on shit you actually like and respect.

This place has gone to shit, nazis, fake skaters, and kooks are all thatís left. Its like the old transworld boards in here these days.

Iím sure half yíall talking shit this way are ďuseda skatesĒ who take this personally. You should.
Oh, and wealth has nothing to do with being a skateboarder, Iíve had skateboarder friends who are completely homeless and sleeping in parks or cars. Plenty of my friends live in cheap flop houses so they can be poor and still skate. Your excuse is shit.

Abd Mongloid, you think I talk this way at work? Do you talk the way you talk on here at whatever shitty job you have? If you do, its why your job is shit.

You make skating seem like the most bitch ass, whiny, self important thing you could ever do.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: KingKook on September 14, 2018, 03:56:50 PM
Even Justin Beiber is a better representative for skateboarding in the mainstream.
Why would anyone whiteknight for this sac of shit.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Ronald Wilson Reagan on September 14, 2018, 04:01:39 PM
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You guys are such haters! Damned if the kid does, damned if he didnít. If he lived it for X amount of years, he lived it. You donít get on girls that can barely kickflip, you harp on about supporting them.

If heís got genuine love for skateboarding I donít really see what the problem is. You guys donít own this.
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Are you being sarcastic? A person who quits skateboarding clearly doesnít have genuine love for skateboarding. A person who still skates, regardless of how good of a kickflip they have DOES have genuine love for skateboarding.
Like, your argument and your examples are exact opposites. Were you trying to look that stupid, or does it come naturally to you?
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Ignoring nearly everything you wrote, since you bore me.

I quit skating for a time due to piling out, and trying to find my way in life. I thought about skating to the point of dreaming about it often. I still followed and loved it as much as I did when I was out there all day everyday. Itís not such a black and white thing as youíd like to believe it is, but you are who you are, and itís predictable youíd react the way you have here.
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No, it really is. You quit? Youíre a fucking kook. You were too busy piling out? Youíre a fucking kook.

Letís be real, kook, youíre just pissed at my criticism of ďUseda skateĒ because its you.


Letís be entirely clear too: all those kooks who are supporting you are just kooks supporting kooks.

Real skateboarders donít quit EVER.

Of course you donít like me, kooks always have.
But thanks for the new roast quote
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ďReal skateboarders...Ē? Life is tough, skating is sick, stop being a weiner to people who donít have it as easy as you do. you sound like an angry little ball that doesnít understand poverty or life injuries, hope you get humbled real quick real soon
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He explicitly said it was due to piling out.
I also get Burt Wardís point, and heís coming at it differently. ďYeah, I fucked up and had problems I had to get figured outĒ is way different than ďI quit skating to pile out, but was like, totally just as much a skater as when I actually rode the board.Ē
I get dark days, I get making mistakes, but what kind of fucking kook brags that they quit skating to pile out, and acts like it has nothing to do with his dedication to it? I actually respect Burt Ward for how he talks about it as if it was a bad thing.


And yeah, all the rest of you acting like the actual act of skating isnít that important need to get the fuck off a skateboard messageboard and focus more on shit you actually like and respect.

This place has gone to shit, nazis, fake skaters, and kooks are all thatís left. Its like the old transworld boards in here these days.

Iím sure half yíall talking shit this way are ďuseda skatesĒ who take this personally. You should.
Oh, and wealth has nothing to do with being a skateboarder, Iíve had skateboarder friends who are completely homeless and sleeping in parks or cars. Plenty of my friends live in cheap flop houses so they can be poor and still skate. Your excuse is shit.

Abd Mongloid, you think I talk this way at work? Do you talk the way you talk on here at whatever shitty job you have? If you do, its why your job is shit.
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You make skating seem like the most bitch ass, whiny, self important thing you could ever do.
Not self important, just important. And yeah, I believe that.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Tortoise on September 14, 2018, 04:51:32 PM

He explicitly said it was due to piling out.
I also get Burt Wardís point, and heís coming at it differently. ďYeah, I fucked up and had problems I had to get figured outĒ is way different than ďI quit skating to pile out, but was like, totally just as much a skater as when I actually rode the board.Ē
I get dark days, I get making mistakes, but what kind of fucking kook brags that they quit skating to pile out, and acts like it has nothing to do with his dedication to it? I actually respect Burt Ward for how he talks about it as if it was a bad thing.

And yeah, all the rest of you acting like the actual act of skating isnít that important need to get the fuck off a skateboard messageboard and focus more on shit you actually like and respect.

This place has gone to shit, nazis, fake skaters, and kooks are all thatís left. Its like the old transworld boards in here these days.

Iím sure half yíall talking shit this way are ďuseda skatesĒ who take this personally. You should.
Oh, and wealth has nothing to do with being a skateboarder, Iíve had skateboarder friends who are completely homeless and sleeping in parks or cars. Plenty of my friends live in cheap flop houses so they can be poor and still skate. Your excuse is shit.

Abd Mongloid, you think I talk this way at work? Do you talk the way you talk on here at whatever shitty job you have? If you do, its why your job is shit.

https://youtu.be/PXNe7vVTnkw
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on September 14, 2018, 05:28:16 PM
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And yeah, all the rest of you acting like the actual act of skating isnít that important need to get the fuck off a skateboard messageboard
pot calling the kettle black? You have 25k fucking posts!!
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Switch_fsflip_noseslide on September 14, 2018, 05:43:15 PM
kinda seems like a "kids" type movie knock off. not too many people can direct non actors like larry clarke and harmony korine. I could barely get through an interview of nak because of the way he and other kids talk. reminds me of when people are on pills. anyway, don't think the acting will hold up. that blonde haried chick olan, don't see her blowing the roof off.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: shitsandwich on September 14, 2018, 05:44:07 PM
Saying the word kook in 2018 is equivalent to saying radical....
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: CHONGO on September 14, 2018, 05:46:55 PM
pretty much just a copy and paste from the other jonah threads.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: A.J.K. on September 14, 2018, 06:12:31 PM
Gip, this may shock you, but: people develop new interests, have demanding careers, can't afford to get injured, don't have a crew to skate with anymore...so many banal but respectable or at least understandable reasons why someone might not skate as much as they could as a kid or young adult. Or, given certain circumstances, at all.

Imagine spending countless hours of your life skating, buying product from local shops, building ramps, and other typical skate rat shit, then getting a bit older and having your priorities change. Yet you still keep up with videos, industry drama, etc....then some dumb fuck on Slap says you're not allowed to follow along anymore because...?...?Talk about the worst kind of cliquey, cool guy shit skating is unfortunately rife with.

Also--it's not like dudes who post up here and don't skate much are milking a pro career and taking up space for the next generation. No harm AT ALL, unless you have the attitude of some anachronistic 'locals only' twerp.



Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: shripshrapper on September 14, 2018, 06:20:30 PM
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You guys are such haters! Damned if the kid does, damned if he didnít. If he lived it for X amount of years, he lived it. You donít get on girls that can barely kickflip, you harp on about supporting them.

If heís got genuine love for skateboarding I donít really see what the problem is. You guys donít own this.
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Are you being sarcastic? A person who quits skateboarding clearly doesnít have genuine love for skateboarding. A person who still skates, regardless of how good of a kickflip they have DOES have genuine love for skateboarding.
Like, your argument and your examples are exact opposites. Were you trying to look that stupid, or does it come naturally to you?
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Ignoring nearly everything you wrote, since you bore me.

I quit skating for a time due to piling out, and trying to find my way in life. I thought about skating to the point of dreaming about it often. I still followed and loved it as much as I did when I was out there all day everyday. Itís not such a black and white thing as youíd like to believe it is, but you are who you are, and itís predictable youíd react the way you have here.
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No, it really is. You quit? Youíre a fucking kook. You were too busy piling out? Youíre a fucking kook.

Letís be real, kook, youíre just pissed at my criticism of ďUseda skateĒ because its you.


Letís be entirely clear too: all those kooks who are supporting you are just kooks supporting kooks.

Real skateboarders donít quit EVER.

Of course you donít like me, kooks always have.
But thanks for the new roast quote
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ďReal skateboarders...Ē? Life is tough, skating is sick, stop being a weiner to people who donít have it as easy as you do. you sound like an angry little ball that doesnít understand poverty or life injuries, hope you get humbled real quick real soon
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He explicitly said it was due to piling out.
I also get Burt Wardís point, and heís coming at it differently. ďYeah, I fucked up and had problems I had to get figured outĒ is way different than ďI quit skating to pile out, but was like, totally just as much a skater as when I actually rode the board.Ē
I get dark days, I get making mistakes, but what kind of fucking kook brags that they quit skating to pile out, and acts like it has nothing to do with his dedication to it? I actually respect Burt Ward for how he talks about it as if it was a bad thing.


And yeah, all the rest of you acting like the actual act of skating isnít that important need to get the fuck off a skateboard messageboard and focus more on shit you actually like and respect.

This place has gone to shit, nazis, fake skaters, and kooks are all thatís left. Its like the old transworld boards in here these days.

Iím sure half yíall talking shit this way are ďuseda skatesĒ who take this personally. You should.
Oh, and wealth has nothing to do with being a skateboarder, Iíve had skateboarder friends who are completely homeless and sleeping in parks or cars. Plenty of my friends live in cheap flop houses so they can be poor and still skate. Your excuse is shit.

Abd Mongloid, you think I talk this way at work? Do you talk the way you talk on here at whatever shitty job you have? If you do, its why your job is shit.
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You make skating seem like the most bitch ass, whiny, self important thing you could ever do.
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Not self important, just important. And yeah, I believe that.

Playing with any toy (no matter how fun) will never be important.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: I sniff Jim Gagne's butthole all the time on September 14, 2018, 06:23:19 PM
by 'being a pile' mongoloid was taking care of a depressed fat girl from england and doing a damn good job of it to no appreciation [if memory serves].
hats off to mongoloid for having patience and returning to skateboarding when he'd left her in cheery old england or wales.
he's back, back w/ a bong. jah. rastafari!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Uw5mCgccf8
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Mongoloid on September 14, 2018, 06:55:50 PM
by 'being a pile' mongoloid was taking care of a depressed fat girl from england and doing a damn good job of it to no appreciation [if memory serves].
hats off to mongoloid for having patience and returning to skateboarding when he'd left her in cheery old england or wales.
he's back, back w/ a bong. jah. rastafari!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Uw5mCgccf8

Thanks brother! I've seen Murphy's Law a couple times, the best being at Toad's Place opening for Bad Brains. Good shit!

Pretty much this, and a bunch of reasons that Gipper will willfully choose to ignore since it doesn't support the narrative he's trying to create. Another reason to take him with a grain of salt.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Nag Champa on September 14, 2018, 07:10:02 PM
Kook

http://www.bustle.com/articles/210-jonah-hill-scoffs-at-rolling-stone-reporter-is-totally-insufferable-now (http://www.bustle.com/articles/210-jonah-hill-scoffs-at-rolling-stone-reporter-is-totally-insufferable-now)
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Hoeboi on September 14, 2018, 07:50:16 PM
i think gips hatred for jonah hill secretly stems from the fact that jonah hill is making a shit load of money from the image of skateboarding. he feels violated by that. he's a proven broke boy. he has horrible credit and no credit card company will issue him a card. the only thing that a broke boy hates more than himself is a millionaire. and i hate broke boys.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: waltercronkite on September 14, 2018, 07:51:32 PM
You quit skating. Shut the fuck up kook. Your opinion means nothing.

Kook quit skating, then acts like he has credibility! Hahahahahaha, ok kook. Keeping kooking it.

You donít like what I post? YOU QUIT SKATING

You think Iím a bitch? YOU QUIT SKATING

You think your opinion means anything? YOU QUIT SKATING.

Do you really think you have credibility on a messageboard designed explicitly to talk skating? YOU QUIT SKATING

Fucking trashy loser, no, I donít identify with piling out so hard you quit skating, I moved to the most expensive region in the world, giving up lots of comforts, to skate, so when somebody tells me they quit skating because they were too busy piling out, I canít understand what the fuck is wrong with them.

You have ZERO credibility in a thread about what makes a person a legitimate skateboarder, because you fucking arenít one.

(http://i65.tinypic.com/2m60tc3.jpg)

Good thing nobody takes you seriously anymore
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Post by: shitsandwich on September 14, 2018, 09:09:33 PM
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You quit skating. Shut the fuck up kook. Your opinion means nothing.

Kook quit skating, then acts like he has credibility! Hahahahahaha, ok kook. Keeping kooking it.

You donít like what I post? YOU QUIT SKATING

You think Iím a bitch? YOU QUIT SKATING

You think your opinion means anything? YOU QUIT SKATING.

Do you really think you have credibility on a messageboard designed explicitly to talk skating? YOU QUIT SKATING

Fucking trashy loser, no, I donít identify with piling out so hard you quit skating, I moved to the most expensive region in the world, giving up lots of comforts, to skate, so when somebody tells me they quit skating because they were too busy piling out, I canít understand what the fuck is wrong with them.

You have ZERO credibility in a thread about what makes a person a legitimate skateboarder, because you fucking arenít one.
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(http://i65.tinypic.com/2m60tc3.jpg)

Good thing nobody takes you seriously anymore

Spot on. How can someone read that and not feel second hand embarrassment for that cheesy ass post?This guy is taking skateboarding way too seriously.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Dad you're embarrassing me on September 14, 2018, 09:40:05 PM
If somebody tells me they used to skate,  I yell "All hail Cardiel" at the top of my voice and punch them in the nose.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Gipper on September 15, 2018, 05:18:46 AM
I used to skate with Jonah in the 90s. He was totally gleaming the cube.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on September 15, 2018, 07:02:25 AM
I,ve in the past been pretty bitter about quitters. They have more of they're shit together and lobby for bowls(spike pits) when a skate park is about to be funded and then skate them on the weekends and play dead kenedies on a construction boom boxes.
Makes me loose sleep it gets me that livid.  I know some of them lurk here.  Die dude.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Beeker on September 15, 2018, 07:43:55 AM
some of these responses are really pathetic.  someone who skated in their youth made a movie about it.  he's allowed to do that.  you think whoever the fuck directed "The Sandlot" was out playing stickball so he could maintain his integrity?

All I can think about from these posts is how pissed people are gonna be when they find out Christian Slater doesn't skate.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on September 15, 2018, 07:49:44 AM
^yah but he did for a lil bit.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 15, 2018, 08:03:48 AM
Kook

http://www.bustle.com/articles/210-jonah-hill-scoffs-at-rolling-stone-reporter-is-totally-insufferable-now (http://www.bustle.com/articles/210-jonah-hill-scoffs-at-rolling-stone-reporter-is-totally-insufferable-now)

Hah just watch the James Franco roast and all the jokes directed at Jonah Hill for being an A-List Star fucker who wants to be taken oh so serious. 

I doubt he ever skated much but he wanted to hang out and support that scene because he thought it was cool and thought It would make him cool/popular which he couldnít be on his own cause he was fat and average looking (no judgments about that, itís why heís funny).   Now heís still trying to latch onto that ďcoolĒ teat by hanging out with Fat Bill and those dorks bc heís still a fat kid/popular guyís (Leo DiCaprio) funny friend at heart and it kills him.
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Post by: brycickle on September 15, 2018, 08:14:44 AM
I was a kook even when I skateboarded 4 hours a day. I guess now, I'm a super duper kook.
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Post by: Francis Xavier on September 15, 2018, 10:17:31 AM
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some of these responses are really pathetic.  someone who skated in their youth made a movie about it.  he's allowed to do that.  you think whoever the fuck directed "The Sandlot" was out playing stickball so he could maintain his integrity?
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All I can think about from these posts is how pissed people are gonna be when they find out Christian Slater doesn't skate.
Tommy G got paid to teach him to skate, you could see his learning to skate push in parts of the movie
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Beeker on September 15, 2018, 11:36:55 AM
So actually skating and just sucking really bad doesn't count, but learning to push for a movie does. Got it.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Dad you're embarrassing me on September 15, 2018, 01:22:13 PM
I,ve in the past been pretty bitter about quitters. They have more of they're shit together and lobby for bowls(spike pits) when a skate park is about to be funded and then skate them on the weekends and play dead kenedies on a construction boom boxes.
Makes me loose sleep it gets me that livid.  I know some of them lurk here.  Die dude.

So to be a bowl trogs you have to quit skating? How do they skate on weekends if they no longer skate?
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on September 15, 2018, 01:57:05 PM
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I,ve in the past been pretty bitter about quitters. They have more of they're shit together and lobby for bowls(spike pits) when a skate park is about to be funded and then skate them on the weekends and play dead kenedies on a construction boom boxes.
Makes me loose sleep it gets me that livid.  I know some of them lurk here.  Die dude.
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So to be a bowl trogs you have to quit skating? How do they skate on weekends if they no longer skate?

Thanks poorly written post.  They quit and come back.  They're working professionals and know when the park meetings are (unlike the bong jockeys that skate all week)  and they cause ireputable damage in the form of vert bullshit that sits unused while real motherfuckers don't get they're plaza. That's it, rant over.
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Post by: kid casserole on September 15, 2018, 02:09:33 PM
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some of these responses are really pathetic.  someone who skated in their youth made a movie about it.  he's allowed to do that.  you think whoever the fuck directed "The Sandlot" was out playing stickball so he could maintain his integrity?
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All I can think about from these posts is how pissed people are gonna be when they find out Christian Fletcher doesn't skate/quit.
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Post by: Dad you're embarrassing me on September 15, 2018, 03:29:15 PM
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I,ve in the past been pretty bitter about quitters. They have more of they're shit together and lobby for bowls(spike pits) when a skate park is about to be funded and then skate them on the weekends and play dead kenedies on a construction boom boxes.
Makes me loose sleep it gets me that livid.  I know some of them lurk here.  Die dude.
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So to be a bowl trogs you have to quit skating? How do they skate on weekends if they no longer skate?
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Thanks poorly written post.  They quit and come back.  They're working professionals and know when the park meetings are (unlike the bong jockeys that skate all week)  and they cause ireputable damage in the form of vert bullshit that sits unused while real motherfuckers don't get they're plaza. That's it, rant over.

I knew what you meant, I was just being a dick haha. I hear you.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: sid vicious on September 15, 2018, 03:38:37 PM
His character in super bad is 10/10
He can do no wrong
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: MareVitals on September 15, 2018, 06:52:57 PM
All I'm saying is where is the footy? When Fred durst has more skate credibility than you gotta be pretty fucked
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on September 15, 2018, 07:55:18 PM
All I'm saying is where is the footy? When Fred durst has more skate credibility than you gotta be pretty fucked
To be fair fred durst was pretty good at skating.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Nth syd bear on September 16, 2018, 06:09:09 AM
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I,ve in the past been pretty bitter about quitters. They have more of they're shit together and lobby for bowls(spike pits) when a skate park is about to be funded and then skate them on the weekends and play dead kenedies on a construction boom boxes.
Makes me loose sleep it gets me that livid.  I know some of them lurk here.  Die dude.
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So to be a bowl trogs you have to quit skating? How do they skate on weekends if they no longer skate?
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Thanks poorly written post.  They quit and come back.  They're working professionals and know when the park meetings are (unlike the bong jockeys that skate all week)  and they cause ireputable damage in the form of vert bullshit that sits unused while real motherfuckers don't get they're plaza. That's it, rant over.
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I knew what you meant, I was just being a dick haha. I hear you.
I went to a skatepark planning meeting about a month ago.
In the hope we could get ledges curbs and some laid back tranny hips just relaxed plaza shit
Iím old and was on hiatus with life for so long .. I ainít no bowl trog
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Dad you're embarrassing me on September 16, 2018, 06:27:07 AM
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I,ve in the past been pretty bitter about quitters. They have more of they're shit together and lobby for bowls(spike pits) when a skate park is about to be funded and then skate them on the weekends and play dead kenedies on a construction boom boxes.
Makes me loose sleep it gets me that livid.  I know some of them lurk here.  Die dude.
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So to be a bowl trogs you have to quit skating? How do they skate on weekends if they no longer skate?
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Thanks poorly written post.  They quit and come back.  They're working professionals and know when the park meetings are (unlike the bong jockeys that skate all week)  and they cause ireputable damage in the form of vert bullshit that sits unused while real motherfuckers don't get they're plaza. That's it, rant over.
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I knew what you meant, I was just being a dick haha. I hear you.
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I went to a skatepark planning meeting about a month ago.
In the hope we could get ledges curbs and some laid back tranny hips just relaxed plaza shit
Iím old and was on hiatus with life for so long .. I ainít no bowl trog

In Sydney?  For which park?
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on September 16, 2018, 07:49:11 AM
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I,ve in the past been pretty bitter about quitters. They have more of they're shit together and lobby for bowls(spike pits) when a skate park is about to be funded and then skate them on the weekends and play dead kenedies on a construction boom boxes.
Makes me loose sleep it gets me that livid.  I know some of them lurk here.  Die dude.
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So to be a bowl trogs you have to quit skating? How do they skate on weekends if they no longer skate?
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Thanks poorly written post.  They quit and come back.  They're working professionals and know when the park meetings are (unlike the bong jockeys that skate all week)  and they cause ireputable damage in the form of vert bullshit that sits unused while real motherfuckers don't get they're plaza. That's it, rant over.
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I knew what you meant, I was just being a dick haha. I hear you.
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I went to a skatepark planning meeting about a month ago.
In the hope we could get ledges curbs and some laid back tranny hips just relaxed plaza shit
Iím old and was on hiatus with life for so long .. I ainít no bowl trog
My hats off to you good work
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Salty Lame Ass Poosey on September 16, 2018, 08:34:35 AM
Hopsin is better than all these celebrities at skating

https://youtu.be/Znw-BKRiWHY
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 16, 2018, 11:51:55 AM
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All I'm saying is where is the footy? When Fred durst has more skate credibility than you gotta be pretty fucked
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To be fair fred durst was pretty good at skating.

True story: Fred Durst was very close to directing Lords of Dogtown after David Fincher dropped out bc Fincher was mentoring him
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Grosso4Prez on September 16, 2018, 12:42:20 PM
I honestly don't care how good Jonah is at skating, He made what looks like an interesting movie with actual skaters in it. Seems a hell of a lot better than Thrashin and Gleaming the Cube to me. I know that those movies also featured actual skaters but the kids in this movie are doing their own tricks. No Brony Hawk stunt doubles here.   
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: andocom on September 16, 2018, 05:20:20 PM
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All I'm saying is where is the footy? When Fred durst has more skate credibility than you gotta be pretty fucked
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To be fair fred durst was pretty good at skating.

Fred Durst was probably better than 90% of posters in this thread, way better than I ever was thats for sure.
Jonah Hill skated, thats settled, there is some pretty retarded crabs in a barrel bullshit in this thread.

He skated, like us. He's stoked on the culture, like us. He made a movie about something he's stoked on and cast skaters in it, seriously.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Useless Wooden Bench on September 16, 2018, 05:52:33 PM
Props to anyone who can direct a film with such a debilitating eye condition.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Lenny the Fatface on September 16, 2018, 06:21:39 PM
I can't imagine being so unwavy that I would see Jonah Hill's questionable street cred as a threat to my identity.

Didn't all those lesbians beefing with hardcore gamers a few years ago teach y'all anything? Being a gatekeeper doesn't make you more of whatever sub-culture you identify with, it just makes you a dick.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on September 17, 2018, 05:58:58 PM
Gip, this may shock you, but: people develop new interests, have demanding careers, can't afford to get injured, don't have a crew to skate with anymore...so many banal but respectable or at least understandable reasons why someone might not skate as much as they could as a kid or young adult. Or, given certain circumstances, at all.

Imagine spending countless hours of your life skating, buying product from local shops, building ramps, and other typical skate rat shit, then getting a bit older and having your priorities change. Yet you still keep up with videos, industry drama, etc....then some dumb fuck on Slap says you're not allowed to follow along anymore because...?...?Talk about the worst kind of cliquey, cool guy shit skating is unfortunately rife with.

Also--it's not like dudes who post up here and don't skate much are milking a pro career and taking up space for the next generation. No harm AT ALL, unless you have the attitude of some anachronistic 'locals only' twerp.
you're using waaaay too much logic and sound reasoning for this to hit home with the gipper ;D
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Atiba Applebum on September 18, 2018, 01:00:04 AM
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Gip, this may shock you, but: people develop new interests, have demanding careers, can't afford to get injured, don't have a crew to skate with anymore...so many banal but respectable or at least understandable reasons why someone might not skate as much as they could as a kid or young adult. Or, given certain circumstances, at all.

Imagine spending countless hours of your life skating, buying product from local shops, building ramps, and other typical skate rat shit, then getting a bit older and having your priorities change. Yet you still keep up with videos, industry drama, etc....then some dumb fuck on Slap says you're not allowed to follow along anymore because...?...?Talk about the worst kind of cliquey, cool guy shit skating is unfortunately rife with.

Also--it's not like dudes who post up here and don't skate much are milking a pro career and taking up space for the next generation. No harm AT ALL, unless you have the attitude of some anachronistic 'locals only' twerp.
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you're using waaaay too much logic and sound reasoning for this to hit home with the gipper ;D

Will Gip drive to the movie theater and take his skateboard inside with him?
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Post by: Francis Xavier on September 18, 2018, 06:14:07 AM
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Gip, this may shock you, but: people develop new interests, have demanding careers, can't afford to get injured, don't have a crew to skate with anymore...so many banal but respectable or at least understandable reasons why someone might not skate as much as they could as a kid or young adult. Or, given certain circumstances, at all.

Imagine spending countless hours of your life skating, buying product from local shops, building ramps, and other typical skate rat shit, then getting a bit older and having your priorities change. Yet you still keep up with videos, industry drama, etc....then some dumb fuck on Slap says you're not allowed to follow along anymore because...?...?Talk about the worst kind of cliquey, cool guy shit skating is unfortunately rife with.

Also--it's not like dudes who post up here and don't skate much are milking a pro career and taking up space for the next generation. No harm AT ALL, unless you have the attitude of some anachronistic 'locals only' twerp.
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you're using waaaay too much logic and sound reasoning for this to hit home with the gipper ;D
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Will Gip drive to the movie theater and take his skateboard inside with him?
He'll see TNT in line for popcorn, and go back home.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: behavioralguide on September 18, 2018, 06:49:58 AM
repost but:
(http://media.giphy.com/media/3oEjI6pmRp0c7QuNs4/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Salty Lame Ass Poosey on September 20, 2018, 12:10:32 PM
Bribing  the culture with a fancy premier

http://www.thrashermagazine.com/articles/jonah-hill-s-mid90s-premiere-photos/
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Post by: ManMelt on September 20, 2018, 06:24:16 PM
After watching some Q&Aís, Iíve realized that Jonah Hill shouldnít talk so much. The whole ďless is moreĒ thing. He once said that Chico is his favorite skater, so he does have taste.
I canít stand that blonde dude from IC, he alone ruins it. Iíd rather see Chico play a 16 old on film, than watch that dude ďactĒ.
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: os89 on September 20, 2018, 07:01:11 PM
Jonah Hill x Under Armour - Anti SwampAsss briefs for *Men* with Extreme Shit-Guard protection. Mid 90s limted all-over prints coming soon.
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Post by: expired on September 20, 2018, 07:13:33 PM
Bribing  the culture with a fancy premier

http://www.thrashermagazine.com/articles/jonah-hill-s-mid90s-premiere-photos/

I can't tell if Ryan townleys gf is hot or not

http://www.thrashermagazine.com/images/image/Features/2018/mid90s/06_750px.jpg
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Post by: coreaf on September 20, 2018, 07:16:24 PM
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Bribing  the culture with a fancy premier

http://www.thrashermagazine.com/articles/jonah-hill-s-mid90s-premiere-photos/
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I can't tell if Ryan townleys gf is hot or not

http://www.thrashermagazine.com/images/image/Features/2018/mid90s/06_750px.jpg

i mean i would
Title: Re: A JENKY INVESTIGATION INTO JONAH HILLíS SKATE PAST
Post by: Paul Cicero on September 20, 2018, 07:32:12 PM
Gip, you already proved how lame you are by going into hiding when TNT popped up. Just stop.