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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: shrekshreds420 on September 19, 2018, 10:41:03 AM

Title: "Business & Company" video
Post by: shrekshreds420 on September 19, 2018, 10:41:03 AM
http://www.thrashermagazine.com/articles/videos/business-company-s-the-world-above-the-world-video/

Pretentious as fuck. Very little skateboarding. Good job MJ!
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on September 19, 2018, 10:49:56 AM
No MJ clips. Some classic skate footage. Le fuckin' sigh.
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: burn_to_live on September 19, 2018, 10:53:47 AM
https://trademarks.justia.com/858/84/cowboys-and-indians-85884298.html (https://trademarks.justia.com/858/84/cowboys-and-indians-85884298.html)
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: os89 on September 19, 2018, 10:53:58 AM
This was lame as shit.
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: bo golden on September 19, 2018, 10:58:19 AM
wasnt this shit already posted a couple weeks ago?  we just want to see you skate, MJ!
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: Patey on September 19, 2018, 11:04:57 AM
the shit was that marc
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: Allen. on September 19, 2018, 11:13:25 AM
I’m sure company owners are shook
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: johnes on September 19, 2018, 11:27:03 AM
Thanks for the review now I won’t waste a click.
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: SHIREFLIP on September 19, 2018, 11:33:28 AM
Oh.

I had to stop that when the little man started dancing.

Edit: That shit cast some Raven Tershy level spell of confusion on me, because I have no idea what even is skateboarding anymore.
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: emchen on September 19, 2018, 11:39:44 AM
Whoever wrote the description for that has advanced CTE and should get their ass to a hospital
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: pizza bitch on September 19, 2018, 11:41:58 AM
Not sure where hes going with these videos, but they're really fucking boring. Great brand story.

GIVE US THE NEW FOOTY MARC!
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: sharkjumper on September 19, 2018, 12:01:53 PM
I think it's an editing company.
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: FROTHY on September 19, 2018, 12:03:33 PM
This < Shawn Powers' art
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: GAY on September 19, 2018, 12:04:32 PM
I'd rather watch two women finger bang each other.
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: Big Skatefase on September 19, 2018, 12:11:09 PM
the nike sb ad before the video was better than this
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: SquintinTarantino on September 19, 2018, 12:12:15 PM
Neil Blender on Business & Company?
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: doomstation55 on September 19, 2018, 12:41:57 PM
At least "On Your Marc" had some clips of him doing like a nosegrind shove.
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: Alan on September 19, 2018, 12:43:20 PM
This is too easy.
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: Francis Xavier on September 19, 2018, 12:50:48 PM
out of Business with another Company
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: emchen on September 19, 2018, 12:52:14 PM
I hope this won't be bad for Joey O'Brien on flow. He deserves the best, and this ain't it.
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: Lame_Nigga on September 19, 2018, 12:58:01 PM
I think Marc should go the Heath route and respectfully bow out. We wouldn't hate him as much if he had retired after Pretty Sweet.

I feel like the art is going to be pretentious and "woke" but will also be terrible satire, especially based on the name.

I want to support Marc but dropping a clip like that to get the community hyped to buy his product was so wack and anticlimactic. This will fail, and we'll get to see more Instagram meltdowns
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: The Ghost of Lenny Kirk on September 19, 2018, 01:11:31 PM
we get it marc, you watch adam curtis documentaries.
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: sharkin on September 19, 2018, 01:43:16 PM
i miss on your marc  :'(
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: RIDEFLANNELV2 on September 19, 2018, 02:09:16 PM
Stick to skating.

Sincerely,

-Everyone
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: TITANIUM NIPPLES on September 19, 2018, 02:44:32 PM
This is yet another example of someone who is utterly uneducated thinking that they are making something new and exciting.

"Maybe I'll drop a Lynch scene in there, that'll blow minds!"

Yawn.

Why doesn't he just invest in a skate shop or something and work behind the counter?
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: Jerkstore on September 19, 2018, 02:45:36 PM
cancer
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: reptar_bar on September 19, 2018, 02:45:59 PM
"Arguably the best skateboarder of his generation by far, Marc Johnson drops another fat sack on y’alls tonsils with his new Business & Company board brand. Company owners need to fear this dude now. He’s coming for the throat and he’s had 24 years to sharpen the knife. It’s gonna be fun! –Anonymous"

By far?? Did they really have to go there smh, something tells 'Anonymous' is MJ himself lol.
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: Pete on September 19, 2018, 02:52:45 PM
Andy Roy is more relevant than Marc johnson. Says a lot. I don’t care how many spinnerwizzers dude can do, he needs to bow out and get a real job.

Free max b

Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: Dermbot on September 19, 2018, 02:55:23 PM
MJ is my least favorite aspect about skateboarding today. Even Ty Evans new fish eye is less painfull to watch than the dismantling of Marc Johnson's credibility.

everything about this brand is embarrassing and contrived.
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: Leon Compowski on September 19, 2018, 03:05:32 PM
boregasm.
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: RIDEFLANNELV2 on September 19, 2018, 03:27:03 PM
(http://media.giphy.com/media/nKVF4YUbSxucSXNyml/giphy.gif)

I can't believe this dude gets paid for this shit.
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: Silky Johnson on September 19, 2018, 03:28:36 PM
Something something ideas
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: fang on September 19, 2018, 03:30:24 PM
Are you trying to get juiced?
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: expired on September 19, 2018, 04:07:54 PM
Thats just embarrassing.
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: CRAILFISH TO REVERT on September 19, 2018, 04:17:11 PM
damn, I was really hoping for something original.
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: coyote2425 on September 19, 2018, 06:05:12 PM
I'd rather watch two women finger bang each other.

Seriously. BRB.
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: TITANIUM NIPPLES on September 19, 2018, 06:39:06 PM
(http://media.giphy.com/media/nKVF4YUbSxucSXNyml/giphy.gif)

I can't believe this dude gets paid for this shit.


SETTING: MJ on the phone with the Adidas Marketing team

"Hey guys, Marc the Idea Guy here...I think we should do a video where my shoe is on the board rolling away, and then I'll be running after it, all while clapping like Brendan Frasher at an awards show. It's my tribute to Chaplin, maybe you've heard of him..."


Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: IHOP on September 19, 2018, 06:42:36 PM
not even gonna watch this video but yea its extremely embarrassing for marc to use lakai "not being open to his ideas" as an excuse for leaving and now all he has done is put out hot garbage.  wonder how adidas is feeling now that they facilitated him quitting skating pretty much.
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on September 19, 2018, 06:59:43 PM
I saw this weeks ago on that other part of the board. still wanna know if lotti is on
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: Padre_del_pavito on September 19, 2018, 07:41:05 PM
My first impression after watching the promo is that I want that 6 minutes of my life back.
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: Googan Christmas on September 19, 2018, 07:43:28 PM
I’m sure company owners are shook

Lol
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: Dooky-shoes on September 19, 2018, 08:33:23 PM
I’m just happy to see some new neil blender footage.
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: eight two fives on September 19, 2018, 10:26:20 PM
FUCK YOU GUYS, YOU JUST DONT GET IT. GO READ SOME STUFF.



I want to like this though, I just feel kind of embarrassed for everyone involved. Hope they kill it eventually.
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: Allen. on September 19, 2018, 10:27:40 PM
http://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=101453.0
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: Far from relevant on September 20, 2018, 10:23:34 AM
Don't worry guys Jim Grecos new video is coming out that won't be pretentious at all.....
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: RIDEFLANNELV2 on September 20, 2018, 10:28:33 AM
At least Jim Greco skates and legitimately does something different. Greco can also stick with being sober instead of piling out and blaming his problems on everyone else.
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: Far from relevant on September 20, 2018, 10:40:04 AM
At least Jim Greco skates and legitimately does something different. Greco can also stick with being sober instead of piling out and blaming his problems on everyone else.

Skates legitimate ? Does putting your shoes and skating curb cuts count as legit ?
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: RIDEFLANNELV2 on September 20, 2018, 12:16:26 PM
I didn't say "legitimately skates". I said at least he skates and legitimately does something different.

I'll break it down. Jim Greco seemingly is a skate rat and uses skateboarding as a way to stay sober and express his film interest. You may think his last film was contrived but at least he skates. He's also got a mean back 3 tail grab and back 3 lip.

Marc Johnson on the other hand sits around trying to flex his intellect. All he has to do is skate but he'd rather have a pity party for himself because life's sooo hard. Call the whambulance.
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: Jared on September 20, 2018, 01:05:54 PM
Alcoholism is crazy lmao
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: GAY on September 20, 2018, 03:32:05 PM
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At least Jim Greco skates and legitimately does something different. Greco can also stick with being sober instead of piling out and blaming his problems on everyone else.
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Skates legitimate ? Does putting your shoes and skating curb cuts count as legit ?

Is putting your shoes a thing now?
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: Just Giver on September 20, 2018, 03:50:24 PM
I like how the video thumbnail is a clip not even from their own video. 
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: Iceman on September 20, 2018, 06:16:18 PM
business & company team:

marc johnson
duane peters
bobby puleo
gershon mosley
jordan richter
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: ManMelt on September 20, 2018, 06:36:58 PM
business & company team:

marc johnson
duane peters
bobby puleo
gershon mosley
jordan richter

Puleo is on? That would be tight. He might have a problem with MJ “being” the 13th and 10th letters of the “alphabet”, equaling 23, which “is” exactly ten away from 33.
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: Burt Ward on September 20, 2018, 06:45:06 PM
business & company team:

marc johnson
duane peters
bobby puleo
gershon mosley
jordan richter

Add Pat Duffy and we’re away!
Title: Re: "Business & Company" video
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on September 20, 2018, 07:08:26 PM
Marc Johnson on the other hand sits around trying to flex his intellect. All he has to do is skate but he'd rather have a pity party for himself because life's sooo hard. Call the whambulance.
perfect description of current Marc