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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: notaLOCAL on September 24, 2018, 02:29:32 AM
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I'll start, fuck 90's skater fashion.
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probably whatever you wear and look like is the worst outfit in skating
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Probably 80% of everything I’ve ever worn.
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I'll start, fuck 90's skater fashion.
Yeah fuck em!!
Clothes wearing mutherfuckers all wearing clothes n shit.
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probably whatever you wear and look like is the worst outfit in skating
yo momma probably smash me in a goodwill suit
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probably whatever you wear and look like is the worst outfit in skating
Are you wearing the suit or is she? Please be more clear going forward.
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Garret Hills red and black pants forever win
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cool agent smith shades, i'm stealing this look
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He's rocking those Michael Jordan fit jeans
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That's exactly how CSI would portray a skateboarder in an episode to this very day.
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That's exactly how CSI would portray a skateboarder in an episode to this very day.
cue The Who
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Vans old skool black/white or nike dunk/blazer low black with white swoosh
Dickies brown or black
thrasher/dime/quartersnacks/polar hoodie black or grey if savvy some bright color or pattern
Over grown hair/buzzed hair
supreme/dime/quartersnacks/polar/welcome Beanie or dad hat
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Duffman
Great skating, not so great outfits.
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Mid 2000's w/ the Corey Duffel wanna be in the Ramones look & on the opposite end of the spectrum Peter Smolik's & Stevie Williams of the world in pants so big you fit a midget in each leg.
Honorable mention to Jim Greco's glam rock phase... that was mildly heinous.
Also, basically anything Boulala wore... but he got a pass because he's Boulala
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Blondey McCoy wears some awful outfits.
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Shit, probably half the shit us posters wear counts to be added to this thread. Myself included.
Edit: And if we are looking back at eras, such as 90’s Thawk, then imagine all the cringe we could post of our 14 year old selves. Yikes!
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Goofy Boy of Big Brother fame.
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He was asking for WORST my dude, not best
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Anything Gnarcotic fucking sux
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this looks like something balenciaga would put out and then high end fashion critics would lap it up and slam everyone else because "it's fashion you just don't get it"
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kyle walker dude can never manage to put together pants and a tee that go together
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this looks like something balenciaga would put out and then high end fashion critics would lap it up and slam everyone else because "it's fashion you just don't get it"
Can someone add this to the dill photoshop thread that I created but didn't add to?
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I'd be careful about talking shit. That gypsy might cast a spell on you.
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this looks like something balenciaga would put out and then high end fashion critics would lap it up and slam everyone else because "it's fashion you just don't get it"
Get fucked you know nothing about fashion or Balenciaga..
That outfit would be fire 🔥 🔥 🔥 if it wasn't for the excess scarfs..
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That's exactly how CSI would portray a skateboarder in an episode to this very day.
"tony, a murder victim has been found on the flat bottom of the half pipe. we need to investigate."
"well, i guess i should..."
( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)
"drop in."
YEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
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Chad Muska.
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I'll start, fuck 90's skater fashion.
if you're talking early 90's 35mm wheels new deal big deal pants era then i agree, but later on when the uniform came in it was coo. i still dress like that though i didn't experience the 90s first hand so i might just be a poser.
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Fresh Jive anything
size XXXXL Bandwagon "shorts"
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kyle walker dude can never manage to put together pants and a tee that go together
Youre right. Kyle's outfits are kinda trash
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHwlOhW0ISY
worst fits in the game from this dude that starts at 11:18
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Vans old skool black/white or nike dunk/blazer low black with white swoosh
Dickies brown or black
thrasher/dime/quartersnacks/polar hoodie black or grey if savvy some bright color or pattern
Over grown hair/buzzed hair
supreme/dime/quartersnacks/polar/welcome Beanie or dad hat
This is a weird take... Just say you hate Johnny Wilson and Friends in the unpopular opinion thread.
Blueberry Jerry is the top offender. Any defense I have ever given him has been negated by that "if you guys knew how much money I make" rant he posted on tik tok or whatever the fuck.
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ghetto gowns
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if ur paying full price for clothes besides shoes ur a mark sorry
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http://www.instagram.com/p/Bb2W2TJlFpC/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=c9c3ae0b-c9fc-4e23-baec-79175f88bfeb
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The big jeans/cargo, fat shoe, with a watch fit in the 90's was just gross. Rodney Mullen was the only one that could somewhat pull it off.
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http://www.instagram.com/p/Bb2W2TJlFpC/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=c9c3ae0b-c9fc-4e23-baec-79175f88bfeb
LOL - Forgot about this!
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I'll start, fuck 90's skater fashion.
The 90's should've never been revived.
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this looks like something balenciaga would put out and then high end fashion critics would lap it up and slam everyone else because "it's fashion you just don't get it"
Get fucked you know nothing about fashion or Balenciaga..
That outfit would be fire 🔥 🔥 🔥 if it wasn't for the excess scarfs..
You can never have too many scarves. My minimum is five.
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Brayten szafranski
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ok keep roasting bam but if you swapped the gross shoes and sunglasses with something more basic it’d be an outfit i could 100p see on alex olsen
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ok keep roasting bam but if you swapped the gross shoes and sunglasses with something more basic it’d be an outfit i could 100p see on alex olsen
Alex Olson fits are equally bad so no improvement there really
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eh i really like(d) him as a whole before he got in too deep publicly with the spirituality stuff. but he dresses nice, like how i picture a size Large tee would fit perfectly. hes like what 6’1? Idk
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this looks like something balenciaga would put out and then high end fashion critics would lap it up and slam everyone else because "it's fashion you just don't get it"
Get fucked you know nothing about fashion or Balenciaga..
That outfit would be fire 🔥 🔥 🔥 if it wasn't for the excess scarfs..
You can never have too many scarves. My minimum is five.
He looks like the kool-aid man burst through my sister’s closet in 2004. OH YEEEEEEAAAAH!
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I'll start, fuck 90's skater fashion.
The 90's should've never been revived ended.
Fixed that for you bro.
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if ur paying full price for clothes besides shoes ur a mark sorry
Lol when sk8er bois call people a "mark". This isn't prison here tough guy. It's an skateboarding internet forum.
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Who has the worst outfits in skateboarding and why is it Dane Vaughn?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHwlOhW0ISY
worst fits in the game from this dude that starts at 11:18
Lol, I remember when I first saw the fit at 11:32 and I just couldn't stop laughing. I actually appreciate the balls to pull that off ;D ;D
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https://youtu.be/oLDKp-sycv8
This shit should've been left in 2005
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CTe7_dQFVcL/
Stevie is the man but this shit got to go
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I'll start, fuck 90's skater fashion.
The 90's should've never been revived ended.
Fixed that for you bro.
Everything comes around again it's just weird when stuff that doesn't function and or was a novelty at the time comes back.
Shoes that don't bend and are actually bad for your ankles didn't need to come back.
Sagging pants is dumb function wise and also looks fucking stupid.
Pants where the ass comes down to your knees and the legs are all bunched up around the ankle and hang over your shoes always looked shit.
The biggest dorks of any time period went too baggy. Clowns have never been cool.
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Pretty much all the outfits from 2002-2005.
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if ur paying full price for clothes besides shoes ur a mark sorry
Lol when sk8er bois call people a "mark". This isn't prison here tough guy. It's an skateboarding internet forum.
spoken like a true mark
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I'll start, fuck 90's skater fashion.
The 90's should've never been revived ended.
Fixed that for you bro.
Everything comes around again it's just weird when stuff that doesn't function and or was a novelty at the time comes back.
Shoes that don't bend and are actually bad for your ankles didn't need to come back.
Sagging pants is dumb function wise and also looks fucking stupid.
Pants where the ass comes down to your knees and the legs are all bunched up around the ankle and hang over your shoes always looked shit.
The biggest dorks of any time period went too baggy. Clowns have never been cool.
Yeah but in the 90s I was young and now I’m old.
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if ur paying full price for clothes besides shoes ur a mark sorry
Lol when sk8er bois call people a "mark". This isn't prison here tough guy. It's an skateboarding internet forum.
spoken like a true mark
Marks, johns, trick ass johns, trick ass marks, punk ass marks, skips, and scallywags. Or something like that that.
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if ur paying full price for clothes besides shoes ur a mark sorry
Lol when sk8er bois call people a "mark". This isn't prison here tough guy. It's an skateboarding internet forum.
spoken like a true mark
Marks, johns, trick ass johns, trick ass marks, punk ass marks, skips, and scallywags. Or something like that that.
Yooo bring back scallywags!
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I can fuck with the 90s style if it is when I am watching skating from the 90s. Seeing current dudes in those kits is a bit strange to me but if we're being completely honest, I never give too much of a shit on what somebody is wearing, I try to only pass judgement on whether they are just good people or not.
But I will never say that for the light pink or light blue camo pants wearing motherfuckers. Those guys get an instant X. So glad that's kind of died out now.
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if ur paying full price for clothes besides shoes ur a mark sorry
Lol when sk8er bois call people a "mark". This isn't prison here tough guy. It's an skateboarding internet forum.
spoken like a true mark
Marks, johns, trick ass johns, trick ass marks, punk ass marks, skips, and scallywags. Or something like that that.
HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE
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That's exactly how CSI would portray a skateboarder in an episode to this very day.
"tony, a murder victim has been found on the flat bottom of the half pipe. we need to investigate."
"well, i guess i should..."
( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)
"drop in."
YEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
https://youtu.be/JzaDvBKUYWk
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Tom Penny looks like goofy boy
Go ahead and kook me.
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Remember when Stevie was defending his "Dad Jeans".
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surprised 3 pages in and no one mentioned nigel
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Dane Vaughn's threads would make a grown man cry.
His Instagram is unholy..
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This isn't prison here tough guy. It's an skateboarding internet forum.
a PRESTIGIOUS one though
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Whatever Chris cole had on in ride the sky era
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Contemporary: See Clive Dixon in a wife beater and dusty ass fitting jeans
Past: Quick one that comes to mind is Braydon Sza following in Grecs footsteps dabbling in pirate-esque 77 glam punk territory
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That's exactly how CSI would portray a skateboarder in an episode to this very day.
"tony, a murder victim has been found on the flat bottom of the half pipe. we need to investigate."
"well, i guess i should..."
( •_•)>⌐■-■ (⌐■_■)
"drop in."
YEAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!
https://youtu.be/JzaDvBKUYWk
"Skateboarding at 35, pathetic." This is such a joke. Everyone knows Tony Hawk can never die.
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probably whatever you wear and look like is the worst outfit in skating
This is true
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Am I in the minority for thinking Sean Pablo's dylan meets sid vicious looks kooky as hell half the time? is that why he hasn't been mentioned yet? Honestly anyone wearing a motorcycle jacket looks pretty dumb.
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If we are keeping it real
Gilbert Crocketts and all the little clones big pants small T and hat combo look likesome shit an extra in a popeye cartoon would rock as he unloaded potatoes on a dock.
Duff man has always dressed like a dufus. Even when he looked like a lumberjack.
Jason Dills white penny loafers scream I need attention
Cab has that basic bitch look going
I don’t even watch Gonz footage anymore cuz of the pants
David Loy woke up today and dared to be different
Ritchie Jackson wears nice blouses.
Someone send Ryan Reyes some new pants. He shit his five years ago and it’s starting to look a little krusty.
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Am I in the minority for thinking Sean Pablo's dylan meets sid vicious looks kooky as hell half the time? is that why he hasn't been mentioned yet? Honestly anyone wearing a motorcycle jacket looks pretty dumb.
fixed. And quite the opposite, you'd be in the minority for thinking he isn't kooky as hell.
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i remember being so stoked when i was able to buy tight krew jeans from the skateshop around 2005. the fact that they now carry polar pants is pretty funny..
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Vans old skool black/white or nike dunk/blazer low black with white swoosh
Dickies brown or black
thrasher/dime/quartersnacks/polar hoodie black or grey if savvy some bright color or pattern
Over grown hair/buzzed hair
supreme/dime/quartersnacks/polar/welcome Beanie or dad hat
This is a weird take... Just say you hate Johnny Wilson and Friends in the unpopular opinion thread.
Blueberry Jerry is the top offender. Any defense I have ever given him has been negated by that "if you guys knew how much money I make" rant he posted on tik tok or whatever the fuck.
It's just that it's so uninspired, bland and generic skater boy look. You should at least try..
Might as well add
Polar pants
Carhartt pants
Pants in general
Also if you wear nb 99x you're a kook. Yes they are comfy but that's not why you bought them.
I will say I was wrong about Bam's scarfs. You definitely can't have too many scarfs
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https://youtu.be/oLDKp-sycv8
This shit should've been left in 2005
This dude Adam Dyet Ritchie Jackson and other kooks who wear the extra flair is garbage.
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Vans old skool black/white or nike dunk/blazer low black with white swoosh
Dickies brown or black
thrasher/dime/quartersnacks/polar hoodie black or grey if savvy some bright color or pattern
Over grown hair/buzzed hair
supreme/dime/quartersnacks/polar/welcome Beanie or dad hat
Fuck I've been running this look for nearly two decades from since when it was almost impossible to even find classic vans or blazers. I don't do brand names on my shirts/jumpers or beanies tho.
I have this weird OCD tho with functionality and also this obsession with stock/basics so i can see how it's not enough featch for youngsters.
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pains me to say this but gonz. genuine skate legend, dresses like Joe budden.
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pains me to say this but gonz. genuine skate legend, dresses like Joe budden.
This comment is gold because we all know how corny budden is on so many fronts.
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If we are keeping it real
Gilbert Crocketts and all the little clones big pants small T and hat combo look likesome shit an extra in a popeye cartoon would rock as he unloaded potatoes on a dock.
LMAO
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The 90s goofy sk8r boi shit can die again already. The giant pants (and I'm not talking baggy but jnco, blind jeans giant) uglied up plenty of clips in the early 90s, why bring that back?
At least shoes were bigger back then so it didn't look quite as strange; giant, straight legged pants cough*polar*cough paired with slim vulcs just makes the wearer appear to have tiny feet. It makes people's skating look sloppier too.
That kid wearing the korn shirt in those recent god awful BatB's gotta be up there. Of course that blueberry guy too, but I think that's his gimmick since it's the only way he can get attention.
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pains me to say this but gonz. genuine skate legend, dresses like Joe budden.
This comment is gold because we all know how corny budden is on so many fronts.
50 cent refers to him as “Joe Butthead” and it’s amazing
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Richie Jackson.
He dresses like the dude who sold your step dad blow at a Peter Frampton concert.
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Any burberry erry fit is beyond fucked
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Contemporary: See Clive Dixon in a wife beater and dusty ass fitting jeans
Past: Quick one that comes to mind is Braydon Sza following in Grecs footsteps dabbling in pirate-esque 77 glam punk territory
In his new part he had on a beret. My 1st thought was maybe he was inspired by National Lampoons Euro Vacation.
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Vans old skool black/white or nike dunk/blazer low black with white swoosh
Dickies brown or black
thrasher/dime/quartersnacks/polar hoodie black or grey if savvy some bright color or pattern
Over grown hair/buzzed hair
supreme/dime/quartersnacks/polar/welcome Beanie or dad hat
Fuck I've been running this look for nearly two decades from since when it was almost impossible to even find classic vans or blazers. I don't do brand names on my shirts/jumpers or beanies tho.
I have this weird OCD tho with functionality and also this obsession with stock/basics so i can see how it's not enough featch for youngsters.
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Vans old skool black/white or nike dunk/blazer low black with white swoosh
Dickies brown or black
thrasher/dime/quartersnacks/polar hoodie black or grey if savvy some bright color or pattern
Over grown hair/buzzed hair
supreme/dime/quartersnacks/polar/welcome Beanie or dad hat
This is a weird take... Just say you hate Johnny Wilson and Friends in the unpopular opinion thread.
Blueberry Jerry is the top offender. Any defense I have ever given him has been negated by that "if you guys knew how much money I make" rant he posted on tik tok or whatever the fuck.
It's just that it's so uninspired, bland and generic skater boy look. You should at least try..
Might as well add
Polar pants
Carhartt pants
Pants in general
Also if you wear nb 99x you're a kook. Yes they are comfy but that's not why you bought them.
I will say I was wrong about Bam's scarfs. You definitely can't have too many scarfs
Do you wear skinny jeans and fallens or something. And how the fuck do you hate long hair and buzz cuts are you mad that you’re bald or something. But Dane Vaughn dresses like he’s bout to go sing YMCA.
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honestly, the worst fits in skateboarding history were easily 1998-2003.
heinous...uninspired, disproportionate...
massive khaki cargos with tiny red shirts?
bad haircuts...everyone had the worst haircuts
obviously, some of the legends were wearing cool stuff at the time but most normal skateboarders during that time looked like complete dog shit
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Anyone that wears one brand but skates another. Ex: wearing a Venture shirt but skating Royals.
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Vans old skool black/white or nike dunk/blazer low black with white swoosh
Dickies brown or black
thrasher/dime/quartersnacks/polar hoodie black or grey if savvy some bright color or pattern
Over grown hair/buzzed hair
supreme/dime/quartersnacks/polar/welcome Beanie or dad hat
Fuck I've been running this look for nearly two decades from since when it was almost impossible to even find classic vans or blazers. I don't do brand names on my shirts/jumpers or beanies tho.
I have this weird OCD tho with functionality and also this obsession with stock/basics so i can see how it's not enough featch for youngsters.
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Vans old skool black/white or nike dunk/blazer low black with white swoosh
Dickies brown or black
thrasher/dime/quartersnacks/polar hoodie black or grey if savvy some bright color or pattern
Over grown hair/buzzed hair
supreme/dime/quartersnacks/polar/welcome Beanie or dad hat
This is a weird take... Just say you hate Johnny Wilson and Friends in the unpopular opinion thread.
Blueberry Jerry is the top offender. Any defense I have ever given him has been negated by that "if you guys knew how much money I make" rant he posted on tik tok or whatever the fuck.
It's just that it's so uninspired, bland and generic skater boy look. You should at least try..
Might as well add
Polar pants
Carhartt pants
Pants in general
Also if you wear nb 99x you're a kook. Yes they are comfy but that's not why you bought them.
I will say I was wrong about Bam's scarfs. You definitely can't have too many scarfs
I might post a fit later but usually I wear stuff that's made for me or made by myself. For silhouettes I dress from baggy to 501's. Maybe a croptop here and there. I have long arms so I like to play that up sometimes. I don't really like it restrict myself to a certain look. Sometimes I'm like a 1700's duke and the next day 1920's railroad worker. Lately I've been inspired by color schemes of washed blue and dark greens like pine woods in the dark green. I don't do skate brands not even skate shoes.. I mainly skate chuck70s (I know such a unique choice). Buzz cut makes skaters look like skinny rats. You should get a proper hair cut if you think you have style.
Having your basics down is a start but looking like every other skater/poser doesn't mean you have style even if skaterboi look was all over the past couple of years..
One more fit I could think of: your sponsors logo T where you can still see the folds, ill fitting khakis and an energy drink cap/beanie
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pains me to say this but gonz. genuine skate legend, dresses like Joe budden.
This comment is gold because we all know how corny budden is on so many fronts.
50 cent refers to him as “Joe Butthead” and it’s amazing
Holy shit :D
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Vans old skool black/white or nike dunk/blazer low black with white swoosh
Dickies brown or black
thrasher/dime/quartersnacks/polar hoodie black or grey if savvy some bright color or pattern
Over grown hair/buzzed hair
supreme/dime/quartersnacks/polar/welcome Beanie or dad hat
Fuck I've been running this look for nearly two decades from since when it was almost impossible to even find classic vans or blazers. I don't do brand names on my shirts/jumpers or beanies tho.
I have this weird OCD tho with functionality and also this obsession with stock/basics so i can see how it's not enough featch for youngsters.
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Vans old skool black/white or nike dunk/blazer low black with white swoosh
Dickies brown or black
thrasher/dime/quartersnacks/polar hoodie black or grey if savvy some bright color or pattern
Over grown hair/buzzed hair
supreme/dime/quartersnacks/polar/welcome Beanie or dad hat
This is a weird take... Just say you hate Johnny Wilson and Friends in the unpopular opinion thread.
Blueberry Jerry is the top offender. Any defense I have ever given him has been negated by that "if you guys knew how much money I make" rant he posted on tik tok or whatever the fuck.
It's just that it's so uninspired, bland and generic skater boy look. You should at least try..
Might as well add
Polar pants
Carhartt pants
Pants in general
Also if you wear nb 99x you're a kook. Yes they are comfy but that's not why you bought them.
I will say I was wrong about Bam's scarfs. You definitely can't have too many scarfs
I might post a fit later but usually I wear stuff that's made for me or made by myself. For silhouettes I dress from baggy to 501's. Maybe a croptop here and there. I have long arms so I like to play that up sometimes. I don't really like it restrict myself to a certain look. Sometimes I'm like a 1700's duke and the next day 1920's railroad worker. Lately I've been inspired by color schemes of washed blue and dark greens like pine woods in the dark green. I don't do skate brands not even skate shoes.. I mainly skate chuck70s (I know such a unique choice). Buzz cut makes skaters look like skinny rats. You should get a proper hair cut if you think you have style.
Having your basics down is a start but looking like every other skater/poser doesn't mean you have style even if skaterboi look was all over the past couple of years..
One more fit I could think of: your sponsors logo T where you can still see the folds, ill fitting khakis and an energy drink cap/beanie
for I am above such commoners, I only partake in wooden board trickeries wearing the finest silk trousers and breeches. My silk stockings of course are knitted by hand and my shoes shined by the finest artisans in the land, I bow my tricorne upon your follies common man and your horrible dirty clothes 🧐
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Personality comes from the person not the clothes. You can't dress you're way into being interesting.
I'm sure you're nice enough in real life and have friends who can kind of tolerate you but I can guarantee nobody sees your clothes and doesn't think you're a clown.
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Vans old skool black/white or nike dunk/blazer low black with white swoosh
Dickies brown or black
thrasher/dime/quartersnacks/polar hoodie black or grey if savvy some bright color or pattern
Over grown hair/buzzed hair
supreme/dime/quartersnacks/polar/welcome Beanie or dad hat
Fuck I've been running this look for nearly two decades from since when it was almost impossible to even find classic vans or blazers. I don't do brand names on my shirts/jumpers or beanies tho.
I have this weird OCD tho with functionality and also this obsession with stock/basics so i can see how it's not enough featch for youngsters.
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Vans old skool black/white or nike dunk/blazer low black with white swoosh
Dickies brown or black
thrasher/dime/quartersnacks/polar hoodie black or grey if savvy some bright color or pattern
Over grown hair/buzzed hair
supreme/dime/quartersnacks/polar/welcome Beanie or dad hat
This is a weird take... Just say you hate Johnny Wilson and Friends in the unpopular opinion thread.
Blueberry Jerry is the top offender. Any defense I have ever given him has been negated by that "if you guys knew how much money I make" rant he posted on tik tok or whatever the fuck.
It's just that it's so uninspired, bland and generic skater boy look. You should at least try..
Might as well add
Polar pants
Carhartt pants
Pants in general
Also if you wear nb 99x you're a kook. Yes they are comfy but that's not why you bought them.
I will say I was wrong about Bam's scarfs. You definitely can't have too many scarfs
I might post a fit later but usually I wear stuff that's made for me or made by myself. For silhouettes I dress from baggy to 501's. Maybe a croptop here and there. I have long arms so I like to play that up sometimes. I don't really like it restrict myself to a certain look. Sometimes I'm like a 1700's duke and the next day 1920's railroad worker. Lately I've been inspired by color schemes of washed blue and dark greens like pine woods in the dark green. I don't do skate brands not even skate shoes.. I mainly skate chuck70s (I know such a unique choice). Buzz cut makes skaters look like skinny rats. You should get a proper hair cut if you think you have style.
Having your basics down is a start but looking like every other skater/poser doesn't mean you have style even if skaterboi look was all over the past couple of years..
One more fit I could think of: your sponsors logo T where you can still see the folds, ill fitting khakis and an energy drink cap/beanie
for I am above such commoners, I only partake in wooden board trickeries wearing the finest silk trousers and breeches. My silk stockings of course are knitted by hand and my shoes shined by the finest artisans in the land, I bow my tricorne upon your follies common man and your horrible dirty clothes 🧐
Please, did I hit a nerve? I will say silk trousers are nice in the summer time.
Personality comes from the person not the clothes. You can't dress you're way into being interesting.
I'm sure you're nice enough in real life and have friends who can kind of tolerate you but I can guarantee nobody sees your clothes and doesn't think you're a clown.
This and same goes for your music taste. You gotta be comfortable in what you are wearing. I just like what I like. And of course my friends ridicule me I wouldn't have it any other way hahah. But it doesn't stop me expressing who I am through style.
Nice to see people take it so personal when their generic fashion style is criticized.
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Can't take slim fitting pants seriously even though I once did. I am guilty of trying to look like "This is Skateboarding Reynolds". In 20 years of skateboarding....it was a blip on the radar.... and the Greco shit was always corny as fuck.
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Dad hats
Blind jeans revival
Camo
Cargos
Camo cargos
Dyed hair
Contrived thrift store look
Puffy shoes
Modern-day Supreme team, EC Melodi, and late 90’s San Diego really take the cake.
Adrian del Campo
Also, Breezeana and Kadow dress nearly identical. ;D
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Dad hats
Blind jeans revival
Camo
Cargos
Camo cargos
Dyed hair
Contrived thrift store look
Puffy shoes
Modern-day Supreme team, EC Melodi, and late 90’s San Diego really take the cake.
Adrian del Campo
Also, Breezeana and Kadow dress nearly identical. ;D
I've never understood the dad hat hate, like what do you prefer? A Fred Durst new era cap?
Only headwear I really can't get behind are those condom beanies with the floppy bit on top, shit's wack
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Dad hats
Blind jeans revival
Camo
Cargos
Camo cargos
Dyed hair
Contrived thrift store look
Puffy shoes
Modern-day Supreme team, EC Melodi, and late 90’s San Diego really take the cake.
Adrian del Campo
Also, Breezeana and Kadow dress nearly identical. ;D
Only headwear I really can't get behind are those condom beanies with the floppy bit on top, shit's wack
Red Yankees hats are also a violation.
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The worst fits are the ones that just don't work on somebody's frame.
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I don't really care if the fit is wacky, but if you are clearly copying a new fad, it is cringe, if you are being a silly goose with your own identity, do you.
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if you aren’t wearing thrasher sweatpants and a rick and morty backwoods hoodie you’re a clown
bonus points if you do your line while looking at your phone
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if you aren’t wearing thrasher sweatpants and a rick and morty backwoods hoodie you’re a clown
bonus points if you do your line while looking at your phone
Don't forget the airpods
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Dad hats
Blind jeans revival
Camo
Cargos
Camo cargos
Dyed hair
Contrived thrift store look
Puffy shoes
Modern-day Supreme team, EC Melodi, and late 90’s San Diego really take the cake.
Adrian del Campo
Also, Breezeana and Kadow dress nearly identical. ;D
yes
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Nice to see people take it so personal when their generic fashion style is criticized.
I think you’re conflating us clowning your generic “contemporary clothes bad” takes with “taking it personally”. No one on this site cares all that much about clothes, i dress like a bum and I don’t care what anyone thinks, that’s it. Perhaps If you didn’t lampoon basic everyday clothes in your posts we would be more receptive to your opinion.
Ps: post a fit in the relevant thread, we don’t judge and it’s positive vibes only.
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I require images to illustrate this as I have never encountered this type of specimen before.
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I require images to illustrate this as I have never encountered this type of specimen before.
I'm assuming he means Tyson Peterson type shit
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Vans old skool black/white or nike dunk/blazer low black with white swoosh
Dickies brown or black
thrasher/dime/quartersnacks/polar hoodie black or grey if savvy some bright color or pattern
Over grown hair/buzzed hair
supreme/dime/quartersnacks/polar/welcome Beanie or dad hat
Fuck I've been running this look for nearly two decades from since when it was almost impossible to even find classic vans or blazers. I don't do brand names on my shirts/jumpers or beanies tho.
I have this weird OCD tho with functionality and also this obsession with stock/basics so i can see how it's not enough featch for youngsters.
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Vans old skool black/white or nike dunk/blazer low black with white swoosh
Dickies brown or black
thrasher/dime/quartersnacks/polar hoodie black or grey if savvy some bright color or pattern
Over grown hair/buzzed hair
supreme/dime/quartersnacks/polar/welcome Beanie or dad hat
This is a weird take... Just say you hate Johnny Wilson and Friends in the unpopular opinion thread.
Blueberry Jerry is the top offender. Any defense I have ever given him has been negated by that "if you guys knew how much money I make" rant he posted on tik tok or whatever the fuck.
It's just that it's so uninspired, bland and generic skater boy look. You should at least try..
Might as well add
Polar pants
Carhartt pants
Pants in general
Also if you wear nb 99x you're a kook. Yes they are comfy but that's not why you bought them.
I will say I was wrong about Bam's scarfs. You definitely can't have too many scarfs
I might post a fit later but usually I wear stuff that's made for me or made by myself. For silhouettes I dress from baggy to 501's. Maybe a croptop here and there. I have long arms so I like to play that up sometimes. I don't really like it restrict myself to a certain look. Sometimes I'm like a 1700's duke and the next day 1920's railroad worker. Lately I've been inspired by color schemes of washed blue and dark greens like pine woods in the dark green. I don't do skate brands not even skate shoes.. I mainly skate chuck70s (I know such a unique choice). Buzz cut makes skaters look like skinny rats. You should get a proper hair cut if you think you have style.
Having your basics down is a start but looking like every other skater/poser doesn't mean you have style even if skaterboi look was all over the past couple of years..
One more fit I could think of: your sponsors logo T where you can still see the folds, ill fitting khakis and an energy drink cap/beanie
Mystical Leader = Richie Jackson, confirmed.
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Contemporary: See Clive Dixon in a wife beater and dusty ass fitting jeans
Past: Quick one that comes to mind is Braydon Sza following in Grecs footsteps dabbling in pirate-esque 77 glam punk territory
I remember some Slapper referred to him as “BEEF Kirchart” ;D
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Contemporary: See Clive Dixon in a wife beater and dusty ass fitting jeans
Past: Quick one that comes to mind is Braydon Sza following in Grecs footsteps dabbling in pirate-esque 77 glam punk territory
I'm assuming you haven't seen that new Braydon part that was on Thrasher last week. Never have I seen so much terrible outfits in one part.
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I’m learning that appropriately fitting pants are considered tight. Good to know.
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Nice to see people take it so personal when their generic fashion style is criticized.
I think you’re conflating us clowning your generic “contemporary clothes bad” takes with “taking it personally”. No one on this site cares all that much about clothes, i dress like a bum and I don’t care what anyone thinks, that’s it. Perhaps If you didn’t lampoon basic everyday clothes in your posts we would be more receptive to your opinion.
Ps: post a fit in the relevant thread, we don’t judge and it’s positive vibes only.
It's all love and dress as you wish but this thread is about style. I think for me it is that the flow for 917 in 2017 just looks dated and in the context of fashion yesterdays fits are always the worst.
Richies problem is that it's too much of gimmick and one dimensional.
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Headphones at the skatepark, worst accessory of all time. Not only do you look dumb, but you're removing yourself from the situation and creating more opportunities for accidents. Just be present and aware, is that so much to ask?
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I used to skate with his guy who did not a fuck about how anything looked. I once saw him wear two different types of socks. Not just colors, not just brands, he on had one pink thin dress sock on and one blue no show sock. When confronted about this he said "What? I have on socks."
We're no longer friends.
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anything burberry error is wearing.
the 'sad boi' longsleeve/hoodie with roses or hearts, colored camo, jordans combo = 10 years dungeon
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I like how we as a community all kook on helmets and pads at the park but as soon as someone has headphones in it’s instantly too hazardous and unsafe.
Can we just admit it’s bozo behavior cause it’s lame, not cuz we think it’s dangerous.
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I used to skate with his guy who did not a fuck about how anything looked. I once saw him wear two different types of socks. Not just colors, not just brands, he on had one pink thin dress sock on and one blue no show sock. When confronted about this he said "What? I have on socks."
We're no longer friends.
Sounds like he won
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Helmets never bothered me.
I found giving props for no helmet much more annoying. Oh wow someone scratched coping with no helmet what a legend. Meanwhile helmet wearers are doing every type of 540 and 720 in a run
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I like how we as a community all kook on helmets and pads at the park but as soon as someone has headphones in it’s instantly too hazardous and unsafe.
Can we just admit it’s bozo behavior cause it’s lame, not cuz we think it’s dangerous.
Wearing headphones is unsafe for people around you, as well as yourself. Not wearing a helmet affects yourself, and only yourself.
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Dad hats
Blind jeans revival
Camo
Cargos
Camo cargos
Dyed hair
Contrived thrift store look
Puffy shoes
Modern-day Supreme team, EC Melodi, and late 90’s San Diego really take the cake.
Adrian del Campo
Also, Breezeana and Kadow dress nearly identical. ;D
Breezy pulls it off way better tho
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Dad hats
Blind jeans revival
Camo
Cargos
Camo cargos
Dyed hair
Contrived thrift store look
Puffy shoes
Modern-day Supreme team, EC Melodi, and late 90’s San Diego really take the cake.
Adrian del Campo
Also, Breezeana and Kadow dress nearly identical. ;D
Breezy pulls it off way better tho
They both look like they pull off pretty often......
(They look like wankers)
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Headphones at the skatepark, worst accessory of all time. Not only do you look dumb, but you're removing yourself from the situation and creating more opportunities for accidents. Just be present and aware, is that so much to ask?
I only put my headphones in when you show up
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I like how we as a community all kook on helmets and pads at the park but as soon as someone has headphones in it’s instantly too hazardous and unsafe.
Can we just admit it’s bozo behavior cause it’s lame, not cuz we think it’s dangerous.
Wearing headphones is unsafe for people around you, as well as yourself. Not wearing a helmet affects yourself, and only yourself.
This.
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Headphones at the skatepark, worst accessory of all time. Not only do you look dumb, but you're removing yourself from the situation and creating more opportunities for accidents. Just be present and aware, is that so much to ask?
I only put my headphones in when you show up
Well at least you wont hear me calling you an idiot, or skating near you just before we collide, or me blaming it on you afterwards. Unless the impact was enough to knock the airpods out of your ears and onto the ground, still blasting lil uzi vert until you pull your phone from the pocket of your newly purchased big mamas and press pause.
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Dad hats
Blind jeans revival
Camo
Cargos
Camo cargos
Dyed hair
Contrived thrift store look
Puffy shoes
Modern-day Supreme team, EC Melodi, and late 90’s San Diego really take the cake.
Adrian del Campo
Also, Breezeana and Kadow dress nearly identical. ;D
Breezy pulls it off way better tho
They both look like they pull off pretty often......
(They look like wankers)
DAMN THAT WOULD BE A POWER COUPLE.
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When I go to the skatepark, I always wear headphones. They are not connected to anything. I just don't want to talk to anyone. Especially if I'm in the zone. When I'm done I'll gladly talk to anyone.
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When I go to the skatepark, I always wear headphones. They are not connected to anything. I just don't want to talk to anyone. Especially if I'm in the zone. When I'm done I'll gladly talk to anyone.
I also am guilty of this.
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I’ll never forget when someone made a request on the @whatpantsarethose Instagram for some Levi 511’s or whatever that Chris Cole was wearing and the comments are said post were… I felt bad for the Cobra tbh.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CU_Yla5M6Ix/?utm_medium=share_sheet
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I want to say he rode for Darkstar, he ripped, but he wore those mismatch Red/Black or White/Red Jeans that were all the rage at Hot Topic for a couple of years.
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I want to say he rode for Darkstar, he ripped, but he wore those mismatch Red/Black or White/Red Jeans that were all the rage at Hot Topic for a couple of years.
is the only person that gets a pass for this garrett hill?
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When I go to the skatepark, I always wear headphones. They are not connected to anything. I just don't want to talk to anyone. Especially if I'm in the zone. When I'm done I'll gladly talk to anyone.
I also am guilty of this.
I wore headphones plugged into nothing inside of my shirt for years.... to avoid talking to people. Was awesome
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you dudes are fried lmao
“yeah i rocked headphones for years.. never even listened to music 8)”
just say hi to people
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They look good enough but cord pants might be the worst pants value for money wise.
Wore cords in 99-01 and again in 06-08 they'd get a little tear from basically nothing and before you know your pants have ripped completely open.
Kinda worried for people buying these new expensive ones. Unless they'd invented some sort of new anti rip technology
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I think more recently, its been wear what you want. But can you back it up...if you can cool. If you can't cool.
I don't know what to say, I'm not on episode of Fashion Police with Joan Rivers---but if I was---RIP to a legend, we would rip you apart
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you dudes are fried lmao
“yeah i rocked headphones for years.. never even listened to music 8)”
just say hi to people
Dude I'm friendly as can be, just not on a session especially when I'm in the zone. I just want to concentrate on what I'm doing. Also hence no music. I get distracted by it also and agree with others that it's dangerous especially in a busy park or depending on the spot also.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CU_Yla5M6Ix/?utm_medium=share_sheet
Machine Gun Kyle
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I want to say he rode for Darkstar, he ripped, but he wore those mismatch Red/Black or White/Red Jeans that were all the rage at Hot Topic for a couple of years.
Naw that's who I was talking about lol
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you dudes are fried lmao
“yeah i rocked headphones for years.. never even listened to music 8)”
just say hi to people
Not everyone wants to be social all the time man
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I want to say he rode for Darkstar, he ripped, but he wore those mismatch Red/Black or White/Red Jeans that were all the rage at Hot Topic for a couple of years.
Naw that's who I was talking about lol
hahah word that’s literally the only person i could think of
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CU_Yla5M6Ix/?utm_medium=share_sheet
You think his side hustle is working at Hot Topic? Defining that DGK lifestyle, mall style!
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This is worse.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CUbuv6Fg0HM/?utm_medium=copy_link
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This is worse.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CUbuv6Fg0HM/?utm_medium=copy_link
Why, why did I press play, why. Dude looks like a randomised GTA online character
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Anything this guy wears.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CSPW7awFnvc/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
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you dudes are fried lmao
“yeah i rocked headphones for years.. never even listened to music 8)”
just say hi to people
Not everyone wants to be social all the time man
i’m about as asocial as a person can get and i still say “hello” and “goodbye” to people
at least play some tunes if you’re gonna wear headphones.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CU84SoUFVyO/?utm_medium=copy_link
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The The getting Thicc
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The The getting Thicc looking like a normal healthy human being
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Theotis looking like a fried jaded male pornstar
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Looks like he just escaped from the set of Breakin 2 - Elecfric Boogaloo.
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there will be no slander on theotis
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Theotis feelin himself in his big dick jeans
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My Treks Air headphones are a pretty dumb-looking accessory, but fuck it--I love being able to hear everything around me along with my music.
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Personally have always thought theotis was dope even when he was getting clowned for rocking nascar styled gear with mad sponsors but brody approaching larry Holmes status
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This is worse.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CUbuv6Fg0HM/?utm_medium=copy_link
Robert out here tryna get on Vincent Nava’s team lmao when did this switch happen
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Anything this guy wears.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CSPW7awFnvc/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Mate, what are THOSE what the fuck
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Anything this guy wears.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CSPW7awFnvc/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Mate, what are THOSE what the fuck
https://sneakernews.com/tag/adidas-yeezy-450
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Anything this guy wears.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CSPW7awFnvc/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Mate, what are THOSE what the fuck
I’ve been told some of my gear is whack over the years but I’m asking this seriously; are they designed deliberately to look awful?
I assume so.
Also , I watched that TV clip of Mike Myers , Chris Rock and Kanye wherein Kanye garbles his words for a minute before saying “George Bush doesn’t care about black people” last night. It was glorious.
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I know he’s the goat but come on. I mean all orange is bad enough to pair them with red slides…
https://www.instagram.com/p/CVWxJ86LBul/?utm_medium=copy_link
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Pretty cool how he checked on the other driver.....
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Pretty cool how he checked on the other driver.....
Pretty kooky from Ishod. No matter how much I like his skating but seems like total arrogant shitbag.
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that outfit goes you dudes are fried
if i post the flicks of lotti skating in all yellow you grandpas would be doin the worm about how SICK he was, this is neaux different
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Ay caramba! Really wish I didn’t click on this thread. Theotis just gave me indigestion
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Nothing to see here...
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Gotta be Stephen Lawyer, Dane Vaughn and Theotis Beasely, no doubt about it.
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Who is the guy who skates the berries in liberty spikes and wanna be designer brands? Probably him…
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Who is the guy who skates the berries in liberty spikes and wanna be designer brands? Probably him…
The more we collectively endeavour to forget his name, the better off we will be. Thank you for your service.
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Nothing to see here...
did he seriously cut out this shit from his gran’s curtains god dammit nigel
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Ben Kadow and Braydon Sfranzski
Both pretty dope skaters though
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Dane Vaughn's threads would make a grown man cry.
His Instagram is unholy..
Ding Ding Ding
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Who is the guy who skates the berries in liberty spikes and wanna be designer brands? Probably him…
The more we collectively endeavour to forget his name, the better off we will be. Thank you for your service.
hahaha, yes it's probably for the better that we don't remember his name!
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Burberry erry
Nyjah
Theotis
Justin Henry
That dude with the eyeliner that skates old school shapes
Berle (tryhard wannabe ass MF)
Gilberts Pants are friggin silly, love him anyways
Some of this hypebeast shit Robert Neal is wearing since he got on StockX is pretty funny
That chest Mounted tactical fanny pack Weck was wearing with no shirt on in his recent part was dumb as hell
Greco (the original tryhard wannabe ass MF)
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Berle (tryhard wannabe ass MF)
Berle always bugged me cause he just dressed to fit in with his sponsor. let's never forget mini duffel berle...
(https://i0.heartyhosting.com/skateboarding.transworld.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/1eb-600x450.jpg)
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Was Brent achleys full ass hanging out of his pants mentioned yet? It's even worse when it's clear he is actually wearing a belt. Maybe his weird leg ticks come from not being able to move his thighs properly
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Fashion is part magic. If you have mega charisma i.e. Ellington you can wear any ridiculous kit and you look dope. Picture Ellington and Braydon wearing identical goofy outfits. Black felt cowboy hat and an unbuttoned silk shirt. Ellington looks like a boss, and Braydon looks like a guy who watches videos by seduction gurus prepping for a big night out.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HowmixqNE0k&ab_channel=FreeStylesEnt
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Anything this guy wears.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CSPW7awFnvc/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link
Mate, what are THOSE what the fuck
God won’t forgive us for what we have done, will he?