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Title: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: Fongstarr. on October 29, 2018, 11:51:36 AM
No surprise on the graphic:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BpdvJaNFuxg/?taken-by=sk8mafia

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpfc0KzFapB/?taken-by=sk8mafia

and new pro part:

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bpcg7y4l9Nv/?taken-by=sk8mafia
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: bo bice on October 29, 2018, 11:55:12 AM
this dude is very good at skateboarding
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: planman on October 29, 2018, 01:52:56 PM
Why would sk8mafia post an empty board rack on their insta?
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: Esmith5488 on October 29, 2018, 02:07:32 PM
Seriously though, does everyone need to be “pro as fuck”
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: do-a-kickflip-mate on October 29, 2018, 02:22:01 PM
damn gotta get me one of them boards to match my stupid fucking pants.
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: no life on October 29, 2018, 02:25:14 PM
so sick, i got one of each cw  8)
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: greendoubt on October 29, 2018, 02:26:37 PM
Undeniably so good but such a whack style.
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: el chino on October 29, 2018, 02:49:55 PM
Why would sk8mafia post an empty board rack on their insta?
op claiming the graphic is not surprising but i cant see shit.
Just a dude holding his arm up
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: Surf-goth on October 29, 2018, 02:57:14 PM
Can't wait to never get his board.
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: MintySandwhich on October 29, 2018, 03:01:04 PM
Wheres the photo of his pro board, I can't see it? Link?
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: Dernpop1 on October 29, 2018, 03:21:41 PM
Wannabe s.d whiteboy. Paging mr.smolik
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: Ducky Fucky on October 29, 2018, 04:38:29 PM
WHO ?
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: Vitriol on October 29, 2018, 05:07:24 PM
And in the grand scheme of things, i can't help but think that somewhere out there, somehow, there must be a lawyer called Stephen Skateboarder working at Law Mafia.
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: Patrick2G on October 29, 2018, 05:09:47 PM
I don't love the camo pants he wears and some of the body variel stuff is not my cup of te (some of it), but he is good and seems to put in work! Good for him. He really does suit skate mafia.
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: CHONGO on October 29, 2018, 05:18:45 PM
Why would sk8mafia post an empty board rack on their insta?
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: rosemaryBB on October 29, 2018, 09:48:44 PM
Seriously though, does everyone need to be “pro as fuck”

When there are 5 billion deck companies there's going to be a lot of pros, lots of people on whack teams who deserve better and lots of randos who never deserved it at all
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: Francis Xavier on October 29, 2018, 09:51:31 PM
Why would sk8mafia post an empty board rack on their insta?
It's like John cena went pro
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on October 29, 2018, 11:36:30 PM
pretty much a 'local pro'
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: berries and a twig on October 30, 2018, 12:54:36 AM
everything>pink camo
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: Silky Johnson on October 30, 2018, 12:59:38 AM
(https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CLwdBzkUcAAYj-S.jpg)
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: puff daddy on October 30, 2018, 01:01:30 AM
yuck
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: bromegamod3 on October 30, 2018, 01:04:40 AM
Can't believe this guy wasn't pro 3 years ago... Dewd is fully meant to do this.  Weird that ppl are superficial to where they'll hate some1 over clothes, like it's 1986.
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on October 30, 2018, 01:51:07 AM
Man this guy is good at being hateable, but I like some of this stuff anyways. Also agree he suits the Mafia so good for him.
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: cosmicgypsies on October 30, 2018, 04:03:38 AM
Seriously though, does everyone need to be “pro as fuck”

out of everyone "pro as fuck" lately this guy deserves it the least
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: Craig Lutzka on October 30, 2018, 07:51:39 AM
That dude with the funny pants you made fun of, He Pro now
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: Jared on October 30, 2018, 07:57:28 AM
I haven’t seen a Skate Mafia board in a shop since 2009.
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: bromegamod3 on October 30, 2018, 01:34:13 PM
Hard to believe it took nearly 4 damn years beyond this for them to turn him pro...

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3qDX9-iYkzY (https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3qDX9-iYkzY)
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: berries and a twig on October 30, 2018, 09:09:54 PM
Can't believe this guy wasn't pro 3 years ago... Dewd is fully meant to do this.  Weird that ppl are superficial to where they'll hate some1 over clothes, like it's 1986.

weird to think there will never be hate, unfortunately that will most likely never exist therefore, you sir are the weird one. Stay woke
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: Sanka Coffie on October 30, 2018, 09:18:12 PM
I haven’t seen a Skate Mafia board in a shop since 2009.

fixed
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: DannyDee on October 31, 2018, 03:07:55 AM
I honestly thought he was pro like 3 years ago. He seems pretty productive and is almost as skilled on the board as he is terrible at dressing.
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on October 31, 2018, 03:57:25 AM
he's good for a guy with no legs
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: opinionated bastard on October 31, 2018, 07:55:50 AM
this dude is very good at skateboarding

damn
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: jorge on October 31, 2018, 08:59:47 AM
Someone please explain to me how any white people in San Diego can even pretend to do the tough guy gangster wanna be thing.  Its full of retired people rich people and its 72 and sunny every day.  "Sk8 Mafia" my ass.

Wes is sick though.
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: tetanus xrist on October 31, 2018, 02:22:56 PM
Call me an illegal kook, but I can tolerate the 'fashion' given the pretzels and varials.

Volvo should sponsor Wes and Anders Holmvik, would do wonder for sales.
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: MintySandwhich on October 31, 2018, 04:35:19 PM
Someone please explain to me how any white people in San Diego can even pretend to do the tough guy gangster wanna be thing.  Its full of retired people rich people and its 72 and sunny every day.  "Sk8 Mafia" my ass.

Wes is sick though.

I mean,
San Diego.. just like any major city, can be dangerous and have crime? Let them do their thing.
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: tetanus xrist on October 31, 2018, 05:56:44 PM
Someone please explain to me how any white people in San Diego can even pretend to do the tough guy gangster wanna be thing.  Its full of retired people rich people and its 72 and sunny every day.  "Sk8 Mafia" my ass.

Wes is sick though.

Steve Lawyer took his steez to NY and lived to tell the tale.

Smolik however admitted to getting tuned up in his own hood.
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: roba on November 01, 2018, 04:56:15 AM
I haven’t seen a Skate Mafia board in a shop since 2009.

sk8mafia flip and jart are pretty much the only boards available at my local...
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: Allen. on November 01, 2018, 05:52:19 AM
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I haven’t seen a Skate Mafia board in a shop since 2009.
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sk8mafia flip and jart are pretty much the only boards available at my local...

Move
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: L33Tg33k on November 01, 2018, 08:15:37 AM
Someone please explain to me how any white people in San Diego can even pretend to do the tough guy gangster wanna be thing.  Its full of retired people rich people and its 72 and sunny every day.  "Sk8 Mafia" my ass.

Wes is sick though.
San Diego does have hoods and minorities. I should know, I'm from one of them and I'm black. I've had to deal with and avoid gang members my whole life and it sucked. I've had guns pulled me multiple times and have been the victim of attempted and successful robberies. The point is your perception of San Diego is skewed by the very few things you know about it. In comparison to most big cities as a whole, it is definitely prosperous and simply nice. I don't know what part of the city Stephen Lawyer is from, but that doesn't matter. He identifies with whatever he wants. Besides, I don't think you've ever talked to the guy so you really don't know what he's about other than candy colored camo and body varial combos.
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: fs overkrook on November 01, 2018, 08:19:52 AM
Someone please explain to me how any white people in San Diego can even pretend to do the tough guy gangster wanna be thing.  Its full of retired people rich people and its 72 and sunny every day.  "Sk8 Mafia" my ass.

Wes is sick though.

You fucking numb skull.

I used to live in a pretty sketch part of town in sd and could only wear neutral colors. No red, blue, yellow, or purple as I lived smack dab in the middle of gang territory.

I saw a gang member beat a kids face in with a metal pipe at my local park cuz he wouldn’t give him a beer. Shits real out here.
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: jorge on November 01, 2018, 08:21:46 AM
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Someone please explain to me how any white people in San Diego can even pretend to do the tough guy gangster wanna be thing.  Its full of retired people rich people and its 72 and sunny every day.  "Sk8 Mafia" my ass.

Wes is sick though.
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You fucking numb skull.

I used to live in a pretty sketch part of town in sd and could only wear neutral colors. No red, blue, yellow, or purple as I lived smack dab in the middle of gang territory.

I saw a gang member beat a kids face in with a metal pipe at my local park cuz he wouldn’t give him a beer. Shits real out here.
I stand corrected.  SD is hard as nails apparently.  Keep it real gangstas.
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: lamfordie on November 01, 2018, 09:44:22 AM
https://youtu.be/QytESxGgyWs
Not a very eye pleasing part
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: Hevonen on November 01, 2018, 09:49:14 AM
Some amazing and a lot of questionable shit. 0:55 probably the only 270 tail I've seen that looked sick. Board bounce Barca wave spot was cool too
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: MintySandwhich on November 01, 2018, 10:10:14 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/etmn5P3.gif)
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: jorge on November 01, 2018, 10:37:09 AM
Im not gangster enough for this fam I guess
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: ungzilla on November 01, 2018, 10:38:40 AM
i guess it's unsurprising that the skateboarding equivalent of a stephen lawyer outfit is a stephen lawyer part
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: RIDEFLANNELV2 on November 01, 2018, 11:20:52 AM
Besides the bump to bar trick that whole part was garbage.
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: bromegamod3 on November 01, 2018, 12:24:08 PM
Sick part with lots of NBDS.  Glad to see he's pushing tech in his desired direction.  Only shockers for me were the 3rd of clips with normal outfits...really hoped to see some pubg-mobile-esque shtuff.
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: SIMPLY on November 01, 2018, 12:46:43 PM
just because you can doesn't mean you should
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on November 01, 2018, 01:16:56 PM
made it over a minute and saw at least 2-3 body variels, stop steph.
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: midevilco on November 01, 2018, 01:31:18 PM
If you couldn't appreciate that kf b/s 5.0 hardflip out that is on you.
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: ShyLow on November 01, 2018, 03:04:56 PM
Sk8 Mafia = juggalos of skateboarding. Bums me out that Wes Kremer is in pissing distance of this
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: Shifty Flip on November 01, 2018, 03:09:36 PM
Was scrolling IG today, and really thought Stephen Lawyer had went pro for Rerun Rodger. Totally forgot he ever skated for Roger.

Ps. I miss the Shak
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: Chatbot on November 01, 2018, 03:10:07 PM
I dislike sk8mafia
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: SneakySecrets on November 01, 2018, 04:22:08 PM
Hopefully this means I’ll be seeing more grown adults making that hand gesture and staring into the camera that I love seeing so much.
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: moneen on November 01, 2018, 04:53:23 PM
just because you can doesn't mean you should

that's exactly how half the flip tricks you do were made
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: SneakySecrets on November 01, 2018, 05:06:37 PM
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just because you can doesn't mean you should
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that's exactly how half the flip tricks you do were made

Daaaaaayyyyyuumm!
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: puff daddy on November 01, 2018, 05:22:14 PM
what is this "i just started listening to rap music in 9th grade" ass song ?
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: carbonite on November 01, 2018, 06:26:21 PM
Pouya is tight
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: Artvandeskate on November 02, 2018, 04:45:12 AM
Stephen Lawyer is everything that is wrong with modern skateboarding SMFUCKINGH
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: SubCurban Commando on November 02, 2018, 06:26:12 AM
Does this remind anyone else of The Storm? Feels a lot lie that era of going slow in really daft clothes doing tricks that are a bit hard for you to make look good. This man can obviously skate but this part is a horror show.
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: John Kreese on November 02, 2018, 07:53:42 AM
That video was hard to watch. No kind of "this is my big part so maybe I should re-film that" seemed to be in the picture. Early 90s vibe in a bad way, as long as you ride away it's a make? Having friends skating in your part that outshine you in your own video is a new concept.
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: Sarcasm on November 02, 2018, 08:24:48 AM
Idk man, I thought the last three tricks were historical. If I had to pick one body variable trick I liked it’d be the kickflip body varial  fakie 5-0 180 on the picnic table. It’s just skateboarding and suppose to be fun anyways.
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: tetanus xrist on November 02, 2018, 04:43:23 PM
His instagram is way more entertaining than that part.
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: reptar_bar on November 02, 2018, 04:45:01 PM
2nd pro in the past 30 days who i thought turned pro years ago.
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: no life on November 02, 2018, 04:48:49 PM
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Someone please explain to me how any white people in San Diego can even pretend to do the tough guy gangster wanna be thing.  Its full of retired people rich people and its 72 and sunny every day.  "Sk8 Mafia" my ass.

Wes is sick though.
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You fucking numb skull.

I used to live in a pretty sketch part of town in sd and could only wear neutral colors. No red, blue, yellow, or purple as I lived smack dab in the middle of gang territory.

I saw a gang member beat a kids face in with a metal pipe at my local park cuz he wouldn’t give him a beer. Shits real out here.
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I stand corrected.  SD is hard as nails apparently.  Keep it real gangstas.
was
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: andocom on November 02, 2018, 05:12:14 PM
I thought there was some pretty cool stuff in there, the bump bar being one. Agree that he probably could have cleaned up/retried some of it. After all the comments I was expecting some Boo/Nyjah level of fit fuckery, wasn't really thaaat bad.
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: everythingisgreat on November 03, 2018, 01:05:09 AM
I can’t decide.

If I love him or hate him.

I think I love him because ... I think this is what skateboarding needs. Someone who is willing to do weird “the storm” tricks and look pretty cool whilst doing so..

I do admit- I hate the fact that he “dinks” the ledge but I love that the trick he “dinks” with I’ve never seen before.

What an interesting individual (I hope!) he is very fun to watch skateboard, but who knows how else and what else he is..

His skateboarding certainly deserves recognition because of how imaginative and freely, and without reservation, he chooses and does tricks.

Even if they look wack and so does he.
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: tetanus xrist on November 03, 2018, 01:17:31 AM
These osiris storm accusations are absurd given the skating.
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: CoMpLeMeNts4U on November 03, 2018, 03:34:21 AM
2nd pro in the past 30 days who i thought turned pro years ago.
Great signature, you have chosen a signature worth looking at, I shouldn't be surprised however given your amazing taste:)
Title: Re: Stephen Lawyer Pro
Post by: ChrisLambe94 on November 03, 2018, 10:51:11 AM
Loved his part. I'm still stoked on the bump to bar in Barcelona trick he did. I think he's rad but what do I know, I'm just a Lawyer.