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Title: threesome
Post by: kentrock on November 12, 2018, 12:08:13 PM
have u ever had a mmf threesome?  i started seeing this girl and she really wants one  bad.  I'm okay doing things to another guy for her, but i dont know if i want to watch her fucking some other guy.  but i really want to make her happy.  she wants me to set it up.  wut wud u do?
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Post by: shit_for_brains on November 12, 2018, 12:15:37 PM
I'd go like this
(https://i.giphy.com/media/ZwvpEzDz05oc0/giphy.webp)
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Post by: kentrock on November 12, 2018, 12:20:23 PM
I'd go like this


u think i should do it?
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Post by: shit_for_brains on November 12, 2018, 12:29:03 PM
I don't give a shit
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Post by: feedmeseymour on November 12, 2018, 01:22:42 PM
the fact that youre asking strangers on the internet means you aint ready.

given the right situation and correct amount of booze you wouldnt question getting a blowjob in a bathroom from some girl with your boy standing next to you.
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Post by: Francis Xavier on November 12, 2018, 01:47:01 PM
Eiffel Tower that girl with a homie and post the play by play in awkward sexual experiences. Live dammit.
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Post by: CrumblingInfrastructure on November 12, 2018, 01:53:21 PM
What if you nut before the other dude does? Then your just gunna be standing off to the side limp watching two people bang. But if you try and leave it could kill the scene or interrupt it. Even if you get outta the bedroom you’ll still be sitting there probably naked at someone else's place awkwardly hanging out. Maybe you can watch some tv but when they finish they’re gunna look at you as the dude who nutted to early and left the session to watch tv. That aint a good look man. 
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Post by: brycickle on November 12, 2018, 02:24:14 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxKHcFTPi9A
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Post by: Betaphenylethylalamine on November 12, 2018, 03:28:12 PM
I've only done this once and it didnt end well.

Homie butted right away and got real fuckin hostile and kicked the girl and I out of his house.

She was abit of a freak but damn I enjoyed banging her for a few months.

I was hitting her anal one time and pulled out and butted in her mouth. She got bitchy that I didnt nut in her ass and insisted round two

Good times

Now shes married with kids, as am I., and our kids play hockey together. It's a tad awkward seeing her at hockey lol
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Post by: playemright on November 12, 2018, 04:20:05 PM
Pretty sure you just wanna touch on some dick. It might ruin you though. You gotta have a strong mind. If you give fucks about things and they eat at you don't do it. If you don't give no fucks do it.
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Post by: kentrock on November 12, 2018, 04:28:56 PM
Pretty sure you just wanna touch on some dick. It might ruin you though. You gotta have a strong mind. If you give fucks about things and they eat at you don't do it. If you don't give no fucks do it.

ur prolly right.  i wudnt overthink it and just do it if i didn't give a fuck.  but still she wants to do it and i want to make her happy.  i dont have any probs playing with another dick like she wants, jus seems fucked to watch another dude pounding the shit out of her.  she wants me to set it up soon so im kinda fucked if i dont
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Post by: childhood on November 12, 2018, 04:30:26 PM
Yeah do it you little pig, you fucking slut.
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Post by: kentrock on November 12, 2018, 06:47:21 PM
Yeah do it you little pig, you fucking slut.

have u done it before?  i want to know other ppls experiences, did it turn out cool or was it weird?
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Post by: feedmeseymour on November 13, 2018, 04:29:05 AM
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Yeah do it you little pig, you fucking slut.
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have u done it before?  i want to know other ppls experiences, did it turn out cool or was it weird?
Yes and you should too. Live alittle and stop questioning a situation that you’ll probably never come across
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: EAT PUSSY! on November 13, 2018, 04:51:27 AM
it seems like you have some feelings towards her... if you don't care about the bitch just go for it.
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Post by: Mystical Leader on November 13, 2018, 07:25:01 AM
What if you nut before the other dude does? Then your just gunna be standing off to the side limp watching two people bang. But if you try and leave it could kill the scene or interrupt it. Even if you get outta the bedroom you’ll still be sitting there probably naked at someone else's place awkwardly hanging out. Maybe you can watch some tv but when they finish they’re gunna look at you as the dude who nutted to early and left the session to watch tv. That aint a good look man.

Pfft.. It isn't a competition who can last the longest.. Care about your own pleasure. If you nut first there is still stuff you can do like fondle his balls or something.. Or just watch and learn on the couch..

Do you have someone in mind to join  you two? A pal might be risky but finding a third party could possibly be more fruitious and ease of the nerves..

I'll say do it, live your life, you never know what could happen maybe one day you three will a polyamorous relationship..

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Post by: sharkin on November 13, 2018, 09:41:39 AM
She already did it bro

me and the bois showed her a realll nice time

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Post by: OrangeVHStapes on November 13, 2018, 12:42:15 PM
I've only done this once and it didnt end well.

Homie butted right away and got real fuckin hostile and kicked the girl and I out of his house.

She was abit of a freak but damn I enjoyed banging her for a few months.

I was hitting her anal one time and pulled out and butted in her mouth. She got bitchy that I didnt nut in her ass and insisted round two

Good times

Now shes married with kids, as am I., and our kids play hockey together. It's a tad awkward seeing her at hockey lol


That is a fucking rad story... One time I was drunk with my buddy at a small party in a fancy ass hotel in Hollywood. It was after a film festival, we sorta snuck our way into the whole thing... Things got kinda quiet and a dude who looked like Matisyahu approached us and said "things are gonna get intimate and you boys are NOT invited... We left and drank more at the Frolic room...That is about the closest I have ever gotten to group sex.
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: Betaphenylethylalamine on November 13, 2018, 01:09:42 PM
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I've only done this once and it didnt end well.

Homie butted right away and got real fuckin hostile and kicked the girl and I out of his house.

She was abit of a freak but damn I enjoyed banging her for a few months.

I was hitting her anal one time and pulled out and butted in her mouth. She got bitchy that I didnt nut in her ass and insisted round two

Good times

Now shes married with kids, as am I., and our kids play hockey together. It's a tad awkward seeing her at hockey lol
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That is a fucking rad story... One time I was drunk with my buddy at a small party in a fancy ass hotel in Hollywood. It was after a film festival, we sorta snuck our way into the whole thing... Things got kinda quiet and a dude who looked like Matisyahu approached us and said "things are gonna get intimate and you boys are NOT invited... We left and drank more at the Frolic room...That is about the closest I have ever gotten to group sex.

Lol, I didnt realize all the spelling errors. *nutted

It was fun. In retrospect I now remember we both took her to a nearby city to get her nipples pierced, and the homie was bummed when I went in with her. God damn she had the most perfect tits ever.

Afterwords we got drunk at the hotel and they fucked. It was all good,  I went to the bar and ended up fuckin some other chick.

When I got back to the hotel we showed up and went another round

The next day I hit her again in the backseats as homie drove home

Then he got all crazy and shit, so I talked with him about it. He caught feeling for her and she wasnt having it.

Even though her and I dated for a few months afterwards, it was totally open relationship. My homie was even asking me for tips on how to pick her up lol.

I just told him, shes a freak man, not wife material. Either man up and hit it or move on.

In retrospect it's pretty fuckin weird but I had just gotten out of a long relationship and spent a good year or two just partying and sleeping with a crazy amount of women.

Hes still single to this day. Dude just cannot hook up at all. He ends up in relationships with women that have kids and they just straight up use him for money and then dip.

Hes an awesome guy too, I hope one day he finds a girl that appreciates him for him and he finally gets the live of his life. He certainly deserves it
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Post by: Joclo on November 13, 2018, 01:29:23 PM
What if you nut before the other dude does? Then your just gunna be standing off to the side limp watching two people bang. But if you try and leave it could kill the scene or interrupt it. Even if you get outta the bedroom you’ll still be sitting there probably naked at someone else's place awkwardly hanging out. Maybe you can watch some tv but when they finish they’re gunna look at you as the dude who nutted to early and left the session to watch tv. That aint a good look man.

HAHAHAHA! I can attest to this. I've had one mmf 3some and dude busted out pretty quick. I'm pretty good at banging out and this "friend of hers" was junior varsity. She was climbing the walls and we were like wild animals while he stood there saying "just gimme a second" trying to get his prick back up. I stuck it in her ass and winked at him.He left the room while I got tantric on it.  True story
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: Willie on November 13, 2018, 01:51:04 PM
One time in college I was drinking with my friend and my girlfriend, hanging out in her bed and listening to music.

She started making out with me right in front of him and I made a motion for him to grab her ass. Don't know why this seemed like a good idea. Anyway, she started making out with both of us and I got her kinda undressed and went down on her.

I think at this point I think she starts giving him a rub and tug. I never look up and so manage to get through this encounter without ever seeing my buddies junk.

Not sure in what order but they both get off. After they do she starts going down on me and he politely pretends to pass out. So I'm getting head and say something like "So...how's it going?" to my friend who starts laughing and my girlfriend gets pissed off. I do finish and shortly after another friend of mine comes in and is like, "What the fuck?!?" and runs off.

Everyone is a bit weirded out and my friend takes off. As I get dressed I brush my hair with my hand and there's some crusty stuff in it. Damn it!


Anyway, it was weird, it didn't help my relationship with my girlfriend (who I did not remain friendly with) at all but it was also kind of funny and I'm still friends with the guy.
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: iKobrakai on November 13, 2018, 09:12:04 PM
 I almost banged two pretty ugly chicks, this one time. Another time me and my homie passed around our rather hot class mate.

This was a long time ago, I was around 17 and was more interested in drinking and doing drugs than banging a hot brunette chick. Needless to say, my priorities led to a severe drug addiction. I could have banged more chicks but, you know, dope is dope.
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: kentrock on November 14, 2018, 12:05:52 PM
i askd one of the guys she likes, he wants to do it!  no backing out now
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Post by: playemright on November 14, 2018, 06:03:46 PM
You can also all dress up like cute anime girls and make it full lesbian.
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: kentrock on November 14, 2018, 07:47:54 PM
You can also all dress up like cute anime girls and make it full lesbian.

that's stupid.
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: Francis Xavier on November 14, 2018, 07:50:35 PM
Did you guys double team her yet or what? Cmon man!? Dp or a trade off front n back?
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: kentrock on November 14, 2018, 09:27:07 PM
Did you guys double team her yet or what? Cmon man!? Dp or a trade off front n back?

not yet.  she wants it soon tho
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: sexualhelon on November 15, 2018, 08:50:35 AM
Bud, I've got a solution for you and it's one word: Ladyboy.
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: kentrock on November 15, 2018, 10:20:15 AM
Bud, I've got a solution for you and it's one word: Ladyboy.

ur a fucking homophob
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: feedmeseymour on November 15, 2018, 10:59:21 AM
Bud, I've got a solution for you and it's one word: Ladyboy.

Quasi ahead of the curve

(https://skateparkoftampa.com/spot/productimages/colors/6_73731.jpg)
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: kentrock on November 15, 2018, 11:24:06 AM
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Bud, I've got a solution for you and it's one word: Ladyboy.
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Quasi ahead of the curve

(https://skateparkoftampa.com/spot/productimages/colors/6_73731.jpg)

you buys r proof that skateboarding isnt inclusive of the lgbt+ community. maybe it easier for u to bash others for someting that doesnt affect u that do deal with ur own gender issues.
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: feedmeseymour on November 15, 2018, 11:33:50 AM
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Bud, I've got a solution for you and it's one word: Ladyboy.
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Quasi ahead of the curve

(https://skateparkoftampa.com/spot/productimages/colors/6_73731.jpg)
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you buys r proof that skateboarding isnt inclusive of the lgbt+ community. maybe it easier for u to bash others for someting that doesnt affect u that do deal with ur own gender issues.

you are proof that spell check is a necessity when typing.
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: brycickle on November 15, 2018, 01:43:04 PM
How is encouraging you to have sex with a trans person, not inclusive of the lgbt community?
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Post by: Betaphenylethylalamine on November 15, 2018, 03:37:43 PM
How is encouraging you to have sex with a trans person, not inclusive of the lgbt community?

Exactly! Everyone is been pretty fuckin helpful if ya ask me
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: h00man on November 15, 2018, 03:48:27 PM
can we just hear more threesome stories please?
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: Betaphenylethylalamine on November 15, 2018, 05:41:59 PM
can we just hear more threesome stories please?

Only other threesome I was in was fucked. Luke straight up porn shit. Two bi chicks on ecstasy,  a buncha booze, crazy fuckin.

I busted in one girls mouth and they kept swapping it before one finally swallowed.

Two cute blondes with no shame. My pelvis was fuckin bruised the next day.

Oh, I never even got their names. We met in the bathroom at the bar, all i said was my place? And off we went lol

Another slap pal was there too but i forget what handle he goes by

Where ya at Andrew???
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: calvinsdream on November 15, 2018, 05:52:10 PM
I got really close to a threesome once. Me and my girlfriend at the time met a third party at a bar. Oddly enough some weird dude that was watching me piss and talking to me in the bathroom started noticing what was going on and started buying rounds of shots for all four of us. Not a bad deal except for him creeping on all three of us. After 4-5 rounds of free drinks we told the guy to fuck off and went home. The third started vomiting all over the place after making out with my ex, and then blacked out pretty quickly. Ah well
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: Francis Xavier on November 15, 2018, 06:05:18 PM
I was about to fuck my best friend's female cousin in his out of town roomate's room,when in walks another homie with this hang around chick. She was hammered and basically told bf's cousin that she sucked my dick,and it was good (she did about a week prior) and that if she was down,a threesome was a go...unfortunately that turned into a straight no from my buddy's cousin. I didn't think I locked the door when we went into the room,wishfully thinking the other girl would wander in and some magic would happen. I start fucking and while the cousin got a little loud all I hear is the bedroom door being fucked with. Like the knob being pulled and someone slamming into it.haha
 Afterwards I ask the homies what happened, and they said hang around chick drunkenly tried to open the door, but couldn't,and passed out by it until the homie that brought her scooped her up and away back home so she could sleep it off.

Other than two sisters giving me head thats about as close as I got, my wife said unless Charlize Theron walks in the door it's probably not gonna happen
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: iKobrakai on November 16, 2018, 06:40:28 AM
I have jacked to ladyboys a couple of times but would probably be unable to fuck one IRL. Am I a biggot?
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Post by: cosmicgypsies on November 16, 2018, 06:50:25 AM
(https://m.media-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BMTEzZTczYjctOGY4Zi00MjFhLWJlMDctZjBiMWU2MDYwZTQ5XkEyXkFqcGdeQXVyNDc2NjEyMw@@._V1_.jpg)
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Post by: calvinsdream on November 16, 2018, 09:39:52 AM
I have jacked to ladyboys a couple of times but would probably be unable to fuck one IRL. Am I a biggot?

as much as people with ED are nihilists
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: kentrock on November 16, 2018, 05:42:52 PM
we did it.  she was way more into him then me, i was getting pissed.  she wanted me to lick her out after he nutted so i cud get sum too, then i didnt even get to nut.  i thought it would be better but it sucked watching her so into him the whole time.
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Post by: Betaphenylethylalamine on November 16, 2018, 06:17:15 PM
we did it.  she was way more into him then me, i was getting pissed.  she wanted me to lick her out after he nutted so i cud get sum too, then i didnt even get to nut.  i thought it would be better but it sucked watching her so into him the whole time.

That's your girl?

At least you know what's up now

Leave before your trapped
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: playemright on November 16, 2018, 06:27:46 PM
Yup, sad to say but you got cucked, she had full control over the situation, I mean she picked out the guy bro. Happens to the best of em player, well not really but now you know.
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: kentrock on November 16, 2018, 06:29:50 PM
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we did it.  she was way more into him then me, i was getting pissed.  she wanted me to lick her out after he nutted so i cud get sum too, then i didnt even get to nut.  i thought it would be better but it sucked watching her so into him the whole time.
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That's your girl?

At least you know what's up now

Leave before your trapped

yes, she's my gf.  i only did it bcuz she wanted to and i wanted her to be happy.  they had fun and i mostly had to watch.  it sucked for me.  i will talk to her and see what she says.  i shud have video it. lol
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: kentrock on November 16, 2018, 06:30:48 PM
Yup, sad to say but you got cucked, she had full control over the situation, I mean she picked out the guy bro. Happens to the best of em player, well not really but now you know.

i know.  i will talk to her.
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Post by: Betaphenylethylalamine on November 16, 2018, 06:47:25 PM
Run.

Dont talk to her. Bounce asap
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Post by: Joclo on November 16, 2018, 07:26:57 PM
Run.

Dont talk to her. Bounce asap

Yeah, your dick might as well be asbestos at this point. Seek new nani and chalk it up buddy
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: kentrock on November 16, 2018, 07:39:44 PM
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Run.

Dont talk to her. Bounce asap
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Yeah, your dick might as well be asbestos at this point. Seek new nani and chalk it up buddy

i want to talk to her about it.  i like her a lot and only did it to make her happy.  it pisses me off that she was so into him that she almost forgot abt me, until he nutted in her and she wanted me to lick her.
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: Betaphenylethylalamine on November 16, 2018, 07:54:43 PM
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Run.

Dont talk to her. Bounce asap
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Yeah, your dick might as well be asbestos at this point. Seek new nani and chalk it up buddy
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i want to talk to her about it.  i like her a lot and only did it to make her happy.  it pisses me off that she was so into him that she almost forgot abt me, until he nutted in her and she wanted me to lick her.

She played you hard. Thank fuckin God you didnt lick up his nut.

Again, run. There is nothing to discuss.
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: childhood on November 16, 2018, 08:02:59 PM
This thread is ridiculous because it reads like you're definitely typing it with one hand, not cause anyone cares what you actually do. You into findom though?

Closest I've ever come to something like that, was hooking up with a girl on a top bunk, while one of my older brothers and his friend hooked up with a girl on the bottom one. Didn't think anything of it at the time, but kinda seems weird in hindsight, I was barely 18 when it happened.

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Post by: Francis Xavier on November 16, 2018, 08:05:56 PM
Cucked harder than Carroll. Dip out now while homies love gravy is seeping out
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Post by: Mouth on November 16, 2018, 09:46:44 PM
You basically got a front row seat to your girl cheating on you. Then, to add more insult to insult and injury, she asked you to clean her up after with your tongue?

Sounds like a keeper ..
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: kentrock on November 16, 2018, 10:02:59 PM
You basically got a front row seat to your girl cheating on you. Then, to add more insult to insult and injury, she asked you to clean her up after with your tongue?

Sounds like a keeper ..

ur prolly right when u put it like that.  but maybe she was just having fun and didnt mean anything to her.  i have to find out tho.  im freaking out over it.
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: iKobrakai on November 16, 2018, 10:43:53 PM
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You basically got a front row seat to your girl cheating on you. Then, to add more insult to insult and injury, she asked you to clean her up after with your tongue?

Sounds like a keeper ..
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ur prolly right when u put it like that.  but maybe she was just having fun and didnt mean anything to her.  i have to find out tho.  im freaking out over it.

I'll probably never say this again : listen to Slap.

Next time she will demand you getting fucked by a dude, watching her wire all your money to her account.
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: kentrock on November 16, 2018, 11:02:40 PM
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You basically got a front row seat to your girl cheating on you. Then, to add more insult to insult and injury, she asked you to clean her up after with your tongue?

Sounds like a keeper ..
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ur prolly right when u put it like that.  but maybe she was just having fun and didnt mean anything to her.  i have to find out tho.  im freaking out over it.
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I'll probably never say this again : listen to Slap.

Next time she will demand you getting fucked by a dude, watching her wire all your money to her account.

ok ok, i know ur right, i just didnt want to believe it.  ill tell her tomorrow.
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Post by: h00man on November 17, 2018, 01:00:06 AM
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You basically got a front row seat to your girl cheating on you. Then, to add more insult to insult and injury, she asked you to clean her up after with your tongue?

Sounds like a keeper ..
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ur prolly right when u put it like that.  but maybe she was just having fun and didnt mean anything to her.  i have to find out tho.  im freaking out over it.
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I'll probably never say this again : listen to Slap.

Next time she will demand you getting fucked by a dude, watching her wire all your money to her account.
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ok ok, i know ur right, i just didnt want to believe it.  ill tell her tomorrow.

Fuck it, just have a MFF threesome next time and do the same to her.
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Post by: Bagelskate on November 17, 2018, 01:40:05 AM
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You basically got a front row seat to your girl cheating on you. Then, to add more insult to insult and injury, she asked you to clean her up after with your tongue?

Sounds like a keeper ..
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ur prolly right when u put it like that.  but maybe she was just having fun and didnt mean anything to her.  i have to find out tho.  im freaking out over it.
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I'll probably never say this again : listen to Slap.

Next time she will demand you getting fucked by a dude, watching her wire all your money to her account.
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ok ok, i know ur right, i just didnt want to believe it.  ill tell her tomorrow.
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Fuck it, just have a MFF threesome next time and do the same to her.

Two outcomes for that... he’s a fucking stud and cums up the other girls ass just to tell his gf to eat it. Or he cums real quick and ends up watching two girls get it on.

Either way seems like a good time.
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: cosmicgypsies on November 17, 2018, 02:54:34 AM
cuck
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Post by: iKobrakai on November 17, 2018, 03:29:44 AM
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You basically got a front row seat to your girl cheating on you. Then, to add more insult to insult and injury, she asked you to clean her up after with your tongue?

Sounds like a keeper ..
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ur prolly right when u put it like that.  but maybe she was just having fun and didnt mean anything to her.  i have to find out tho.  im freaking out over it.
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I'll probably never say this again : listen to Slap.

Next time she will demand you getting fucked by a dude, watching her wire all your money to her account.
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ok ok, i know ur right, i just didnt want to believe it.  ill tell her tomorrow.
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Fuck it, just have a MFF threesome next time and do the same to her.
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Two outcomes for that... he’s a fucking stud and cums up the other girls ass just to tell his gf to eat it. Or he cums real quick and ends up watching two girls get it on.

Either way seems like a good time.

Yeah, or, or... Them bitchs turn lesbian, yell at him to make them a sandwich and dump Ken Park.
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: Pigeon on November 17, 2018, 03:32:56 AM
Did you guys agree on the creampie? Why the fuck was the other guy not wearing a condom? You should get tested if you’ve had sex since then. Also, I feel Really Sorry for you.
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Post by: dirtyweemidden on November 17, 2018, 04:54:35 AM
Damn wish i saw this thread sooner, I would've told you that is definitely a terrible idea. if the girl you are into says she wants to fuck another dude its game over, no exceptions

only thing you can do now is aim for a MFF 3way to even the playing field, Then bail. theres no saving this, but you have to at least try to salvage whatever scraps of dignity you have left.


 
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: dirtyweemidden on November 17, 2018, 05:09:17 AM
my only threesome story- I was at a party . it was winding down and people were heading home or passing out i noticed the 2 buddies I went with dipping out with some random chick that had appeared.
A little while goes by and by this point im the only awake person left in the room. as its quiet i start hearing the unmistakable sound of a chick getting double teamed, i laugh to myself As I knew they do that on the regs. I grab another drink. then i hear a scream and some thumps then a little silence.. I go to investigate wondering wtf had happened.

I open the door and hear laughing.. First thing i see is a bloody handprint on the wall then another on the sheet, one of my guys is in the fetal position on the floor cradling his dick in both hands, other dude is in the back end of the girl laughing his ass off while she is staring at me with a 'i dont know whats going on' look on her face

turns out dude went to hard and snapped his banjo string hahaha
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: Quique on November 17, 2018, 07:52:39 AM
my only threesome story- I was at a party . it was winding down and people were heading home or passing out i noticed the 2 buddies I went with dipping out with some random chick that had appeared.
A little while goes by and by this point im the only awake person left in the room. as its quiet i start hearing the unmistakable sound of a chick getting double teamed, i laugh to myself As I knew they do that on the regs. I grab another drink. then i hear a scream and some thumps then a little silence.. I go to investigate wondering wtf had happened.

I open the door and hear laughing.. First thing i see is a bloody handprint on the wall then another on the sheet, one of my guys is in the fetal position on the floor cradling his dick in both hands, other dude is in the back end of the girl laughing his ass off while she is staring at me with a 'i dont know whats going on' look on her face

turns out dude went to hard and snapped his banjo string hahaha

Thanks for the laughs.

Also too late to be saying this but: If you're planning a threesome (esp with a loved one) don't be afraid to like, go to a bar, have a beer and talk about what's gonna happen, who's the focus, what you would and won't do, etc. It's a downer to say no when you're in the dancing.

But i feel the most fun is in the spontaneity like the stories above.

Title: Re: threesome
Post by: cosmicgypsies on November 17, 2018, 08:51:44 AM
my only threesome story- I was at a party . it was winding down and people were heading home or passing out i noticed the 2 buddies I went with dipping out with some random chick that had appeared.
A little while goes by and by this point im the only awake person left in the room. as its quiet i start hearing the unmistakable sound of a chick getting double teamed, i laugh to myself As I knew they do that on the regs. I grab another drink. then i hear a scream and some thumps then a little silence.. I go to investigate wondering wtf had happened.

I open the door and hear laughing.. First thing i see is a bloody handprint on the wall then another on the sheet, one of my guys is in the fetal position on the floor cradling his dick in both hands, other dude is in the back end of the girl laughing his ass off while she is staring at me with a 'i dont know whats going on' look on her face

turns out dude went to hard and snapped his banjo string hahaha

man that reminds me of when my friend turned 18 we were out skating and we bought a few crates of booze, he got a bit fucked up and went with his gf at the time behind this old abandoned building to fuck her. anyway he came back about five minutes later and reckons "fucking snapped me banjo lads look at this" and whipped it out and it kinda looked like when you get raw meat from the butchers and its covered in blood n shit. there was a puddle of blood there for a good few years after too lmao
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: Bhaktih on November 17, 2018, 04:54:12 PM
my only threesome story- I was at a party . it was winding down and people were heading home or passing out i noticed the 2 buddies I went with dipping out with some random chick that had appeared.
A little while goes by and by this point im the only awake person left in the room. as its quiet i start hearing the unmistakable sound of a chick getting double teamed, i laugh to myself As I knew they do that on the regs. I grab another drink. then i hear a scream and some thumps then a little silence.. I go to investigate wondering wtf had happened.

I open the door and hear laughing.. First thing i see is a bloody handprint on the wall then another on the sheet, one of my guys is in the fetal position on the floor cradling his dick in both hands, other dude is in the back end of the girl laughing his ass off while she is staring at me with a 'i dont know whats going on' look on her face

turns out dude went to hard and snapped his banjo string hahaha

Banjo string lmao, I had the same thing happen to me except not in a threesome.
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: kentrock on November 17, 2018, 10:26:13 PM
she said she didnt mean to make me feel ignored and we could do it again.  but she hung with him today, i asked if i could come too, she said it wud be weird and she wanted to get too know him and now she not texting me back.  im so pissed and freaking out.  you guys were right about her.
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: Betaphenylethylalamine on November 17, 2018, 10:57:59 PM
she said she didnt mean to make me feel ignored and we could do it again.  but she hung with him today, i asked if i could come too, she said it wud be weird and she wanted to get too know him and now she not texting me back.  im so pissed and freaking out.  you guys were right about her.

Sorry bro.

But you got played like a fiddle.

I wish I could offer some sound advice
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: woodsman on November 17, 2018, 11:31:37 PM
She’s just testing your love for her. Should ask to marry
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: kentrock on November 18, 2018, 09:50:42 AM
she text me a pic of his dick in her pussy.  if u wanna taste it cum over NOW.  im so fucking pissed.  im not gonna text her back but im gonna tell her that we need to break up.  fucked bcuz i only wanted a threesome so she wud be happy.
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: Nosferatu on November 18, 2018, 10:10:35 AM
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she said she didnt mean to make me feel ignored and we could do it again.  but she hung with him today, i asked if i could come too, she said it wud be weird and she wanted to get too know him and now she not texting me back.  im so pissed and freaking out.  you guys were right about her.
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Sorry bro.

But you got played like a fiddle banjo.

I wish I could offer some sound advice

Fixed
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: Francis Xavier on November 18, 2018, 11:59:14 AM
she text me a pic of his dick in her pussy.  if u wanna taste it cum over NOW.  im so fucking pissed.  im not gonna text her back but im gonna tell her that we need to break up.  fucked bcuz i only wanted a threesome so she wud be happy.
Pretty sure she dumped you dude. If you want her back you're going to have to suck up someone elses load...not worth it right? RIGHT!?
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: playemright on November 18, 2018, 12:12:35 PM
What? I dunno man, I see 3 scenarios

1. This niggas 13
2. This niggas regular
3. This niggas a pedophile jerkin off while talking to sk8er boys on the internet

You noticed he ain't ever said shit about skateboarding?
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: childhood on November 18, 2018, 12:13:34 PM
No way this guy isn't jerking off to all of this. Now shut up KR, and send me your CC#, expiration date, and verification code.
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: playemright on November 18, 2018, 12:34:22 PM
Yeah I can't unsee this conclusion.
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: Stanley Spadowski on November 18, 2018, 02:11:40 PM
she text me a pic of his dick in her pussy. fucked bcuz i only wanted a threesome so she wud be happy.
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Title: Re: threesome
Post by: os89 on November 18, 2018, 02:48:14 PM
she text me a pic of his dick in her pussy.  if u wanna taste it cum over NOW.  im so fucking pissed.  im not gonna text her back but im gonna tell her that we need to break up.  fucked bcuz i only wanted a threesome so she wud be happy.

Wow you're either trolling or you really are just a little bitch to begin with. Either way you have failed hard bro, try again!
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: kentrock on November 18, 2018, 03:45:34 PM
im so fukcing pissed at her it aint funny.
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: hangontoyourego on November 18, 2018, 03:50:53 PM
Don’t waste time being mad , she obv doesn’t care so just call it a loss  and go skate . She’s just messing with you but sending you that text and the more she knows her mad the more they are laughing about it .
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: kentrock on November 18, 2018, 04:19:53 PM
Don’t waste time being mad , she obv doesn’t care so just call it a loss  and go skate . She’s just messing with you but sending you that text and the more she knows her mad the more they are laughing about it .

good advice.  ur prolly right that they made a joke out of it and r laughing. ill be laughing when she get pregnant or std.  im gonna go skate so i can stop thinking bout it.
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: pugmaster on November 18, 2018, 05:25:30 PM
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Don’t waste time being mad , she obv doesn’t care so just call it a loss  and go skate . She’s just messing with you but sending you that text and the more she knows her mad the more they are laughing about it .
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good advice.  ur prolly right that they made a joke out of it and r laughing. ill be laughing when she get pregnant or std.  im gonna go skate so i can stop thinking bout it.

Completely ignore. Success is the best revenge. So do whatever you need to be successful. This will work every time.
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: iKobrakai on November 18, 2018, 10:07:15 PM
And another threesome ends with a disaster...
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: BALARGUE on November 19, 2018, 03:11:16 AM
OP is trolling

3 pages
good job kentrock
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: SHIREFLIP on November 19, 2018, 05:39:37 AM
You noticed he ain't ever said shit about skateboarding?

Not true.

He pops his shields.
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: h00man on November 19, 2018, 12:47:02 PM
How the fuck can you complain to/troll us and not post the pic of his dick in her pussy...fuck outta here
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: playemright on November 19, 2018, 01:03:41 PM
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You noticed he ain't ever said shit about skateboarding?
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Not true.

He pops his shields.
Oh. Too late. Sorry Kentrock.
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Title: Re: threesome
Post by: ungzilla on November 19, 2018, 01:17:32 PM
finally someone gets the feds put on their ass for shitposting
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: calvinsdream on November 19, 2018, 01:38:16 PM
How has no one asked to see pics yet?
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: Justis on November 19, 2018, 06:20:34 PM
Many a time ran trains on bitches with the homies , only one time with two chicks and my girl at the time was all salty when I was boning her friend , ended up fucking my girl for a while and she watched. Its fun but not for everyone, once had a buddy trying to smash the local pass around with me and he watched her blow me for like 20 minutes less than five feet away and when he tried to get in she said no lmao
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on November 19, 2018, 07:13:38 PM
Run.
best advice! threesomes aren't for people you are in relationships with unless you are both seasoned swingers (and even then it's hard to gauge how it will turn out). threesomes are for drug/ alcohol fueled nights where the chance you'll ever see said people again is slim.
I knew this girl in uni who was so down for them 24/7 and then the people she was scheduled to fuck would be like, "let's go out for drinks and dinner first" and she'd text them back saying, "message me when you're down to fuck!"

idk, you're a brave man for going into one with your girlfriend/ anyone you have any remote feelings for, shit would rip me apart
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: Surf-goth on November 20, 2018, 06:06:52 AM
As soon as your girl asked you for that you should've turned that bitch into a frisbee!
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: h00man on November 20, 2018, 03:30:51 PM
Any MFF threesome stories???
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on November 20, 2018, 04:45:36 PM
Any MFF threesome stories???
I turned one down once because I had date with this girl I was really into at the time the following morning and didn't want to rock up looking/ feeling like a total porn star. To this day I still heavily regret that decision:(
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: EAT PUSSY! on November 22, 2018, 06:04:46 AM
it seems like you have some feelings towards her... if you don't care about the bitch just go for it.

well, i warned you!

besides, you didn't say the ho' was your gf at the beginning.
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: Pigeon on December 21, 2018, 10:46:43 AM
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we did it.  she was way more into him then me, i was getting pissed.  she wanted me to lick her out after he nutted so i cud get sum too, then i didnt even get to nut.  i thought it would be better but it sucked watching her so into him the whole time.
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That's your girl?

At least you know what's up now

Leave before your trapped
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yes, she's my gf.  i only did it bcuz she wanted to and i wanted her to be happy.  they had fun and i mostly had to watch.  it sucked for me.  i will talk to her and see what she says.  i shud have video it. lol
Did you lick it and what ended up happening relationship-wise?
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: tension on December 21, 2018, 10:54:21 AM
I don't give a shit
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: tension on December 21, 2018, 10:55:46 AM
If I was single and didn't have any feelings for the chick then id say go for it. I wouldn't be down to do anything involving him, but that's my preference. Ive been with the same chick for 7 years now and could never never never imagine letting her get banged by someone else.

you can't undo cum
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: calvinsdream on December 22, 2018, 08:58:03 AM
If I was single and didn't have any feelings for the chick then id say go for it. I wouldn't be down to do anything involving him, but that's my preference. Ive been with the same chick for 7 years now and could never never never imagine letting her get banged by someone else.

you can't undo cum

Brilliant
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: Bagelskate on December 22, 2018, 10:45:31 AM
If I was single and didn't have any feelings for the chick then id say go for it. I wouldn't be down to do anything involving him, but that's my preference. Ive been with the same chick for 7 years now and could never never never imagine letting her get banged by someone else.

you can't undo cum

Pretty much summed up the lone threesome I had and I have to say it was pretty enjoyable. I don’t think I could do watch my long term gf bang another dude.

Where’s the update kentrock?????
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: hangontoyourego on December 22, 2018, 11:00:24 AM
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If I was single and didn't have any feelings for the chick then id say go for it. I wouldn't be down to do anything involving him, but that's my preference. Ive been with the same chick for 7 years now and could never never never imagine letting her get banged by someone else.

you can't undo cum
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Pretty much summed up the lone threesome I had and I have to say it was pretty enjoyable. I don’t think I could do watch my long term gf bang another dude.

Where’s the update kentrock?????

yeah , where’s the update kentrock???
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: Joe Pesci on December 22, 2018, 12:38:20 PM

Other than two sisters giving me head thats about as close as I got, my wife said unless Charlize Theron walks in the door it's probably not gonna happen
Elaborate
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: Francis Xavier on December 22, 2018, 06:08:32 PM
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Other than two sisters giving me head thats about as close as I got, my wife said unless Charlize Theron walks in the door it's probably not gonna happen
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Well Joe,it was over 15 years ago. A typical summer night at the homies house with beers,and jacuzzi chillin. At the time me and my other friend were hanging with these sisters,and they were there with the group partying.

Anyway,somewhere into the night people dipped,or went inside the house to do whatever. I was with the sisters in the jacuzzi still, they actually started making out drunk and sloppy. Then from there it went from one jerking me of in the jacuzzi while I made out with the other. That got old,we wanted privacy, and went into the garage. My drunken plan was a three way on my homies car parked in the garage,or figuring something out on the bench press/workout shit...dumbass planning. Threeway kissing and touching led to their hands on me,dropping my shorts,then they got down and switched of on my dick. It was rad, one was better than the other at sucking,but two girls threading my dick with their tongues was making my summer. I didn't get to finish right then,because the sister that was with my friend stopped sucking and ran of,claiming she heard dude outside and didnt want to get caught,even though he wouldn't have cared that much.

Going inside not much time after, turns out she was in the bathroom puking and my friend was holding her hair up. I found an empty room with my girl and we finished what was started.

Catching up the next day, my friend was laughing about fucking his girl in the ass after she was done puking. I told him about both sisters sucking on my dick and he laughed about his girl,saying my dick made her sick haha.

We spent the summer with those two,they were a trip. The one I was with would have Chocolate stuffed up her pussy for me to eat out of her, and candy canes and shit. She enjoyed facials and being dominated too. Learned a lot back then.
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: brycickle on December 22, 2018, 09:49:22 PM
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Other than two sisters giving me head thats about as close as I got, my wife said unless Charlize Theron walks in the door it's probably not gonna happen
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Elaborate
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Well Joe,it was over 15 years ago. A typical summer night at the homies house with beers,and jacuzzi chillin. At the time me and my other friend were hanging with these sisters,and they were there with the group partying.

Anyway,somewhere into the night people dipped,or went inside the house to do whatever. I was with the sisters in the jacuzzi still, they actually started making out drunk and sloppy. Then from there it went from one jerking me of in the jacuzzi while I made out with the other. That got old,we wanted privacy, and went into the garage. My drunken plan was a three way on my homies car parked in the garage,or figuring something out on the bench press/workout shit...dumbass planning. Threeway kissing and touching led to their hands on me,dropping my shorts,then they got down and switched of on my dick. It was rad, one was better than the other at sucking,but two girls threading my dick with their tongues was making my summer. I didn't get to finish right then,because the sister that was with my friend stopped sucking and ran of,claiming she heard dude outside and didnt want to get caught,even though he wouldn't have cared that much.

Going inside not much time after, turns out she was in the bathroom puking and my friend was holding her hair up. I found an empty room with my girl and we finished what was started.

Catching up the next day, my friend was laughing about fucking his girl in the ass after she was done puking. I told him about both sisters sucking on my dick and he laughed about his girl,saying my dick made her sick haha.

We spent the summer with those two,they were a trip. The one I was with would have Chocolate stuffed up her pussy for me to eat out of her, and candy canes and shit. She enjoyed facials and being dominated too. Learned a lot back then.
This is all really interesting, but I'm pretty sure he was asking about the Charlize Theron thing.
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: Francis Xavier on December 22, 2018, 10:56:30 PM
Well,in less exciting stories my wife and I both really like Charlize. When talking about 3 ways,she said that unless Charlize walked in it's not happening. It's casual.
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: tension on December 24, 2018, 09:59:13 AM
Kentrock how'd this go? Are you MIA because you're emotionally scared? Or was it so good you gave up on slap and you just only have time for threesomes now?
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: Joclo on December 24, 2018, 05:01:14 PM

you can't undo cum
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Especially when its gets onto your leg hair
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: VHS ERA on December 25, 2018, 07:24:30 PM
2 girls and a guy is a threesome
2 guys and a girl is a train

I didn’t make the rules
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: Owen on December 26, 2018, 05:05:15 AM
If I was single and didn't have any feelings for the chick then id say go for it. I wouldn't be down to do anything involving him, but that's my preference. Ive been with the same chick for 7 years now and could never never never imagine letting her get banged by someone else.

you can't undo cum

I was posed with a similarish situation a while ago and bailed out. I was uncertain with the decision at the time but reading this thread makes me realise I made the right call.

You're right, you definitely can't undo cum
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: Owen on December 26, 2018, 05:07:11 AM
Also I gnarred about 5 or 6 people in this thread. Keep up the great input  guys 
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: tension on December 28, 2018, 08:28:08 AM
2 girls and a guy is a threesome
2 guys and a girl is a train

I didn’t make the rules

I get what you mean, and in a way its true I guess. I just can't picture an actual three way encounter to be ANYTHING like it is in a porno. When I think of a true "train" I think of at least three dudes. a threesome with two dudes and a girl could just be some lonely cuck who's girl suggests they have a threesome with his best friend and he slowly jerks it in the corner.
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: PeanutGallery on December 28, 2018, 07:02:37 PM
I'd go like this
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Bra fucking Vo
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: tension on January 08, 2019, 10:40:33 AM
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I'd go like this
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Bra fucking Vo

Like you'd be off to do it ASAP or getting the fuck away from it??
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: SFblah on January 08, 2019, 02:49:57 PM
Never had one but my lesbian friend was drunk a few years ago and told me her girlfriend at the time, who I also was friends with, brought up having a threesome with me when they were still together. They didn’t attempt it because they knew my gf too.

They are both hot feminine lesbians so I wished she never told me cuz I get mental images when I still see them.
Title: Re: threesome
Post by: Joclo on January 08, 2019, 03:09:00 PM
But what if he...