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Title: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: dpelevator on December 07, 2018, 08:29:37 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BrEX93LHRQN/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1bhfcf51y7lmh

Super wack. “Do it for the gram” mentality at its worst. Didn’t even come away with some epic sillouette shot from the ground taken by Daniel harold Stuart it anything.
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: Chatbot on December 07, 2018, 08:32:32 AM
Wait so did he eat shit trying a trick on the pyramid or did they kicked his ass when he got down?
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: Yushin Okami on December 07, 2018, 08:34:23 AM
Wait so did he eat shit trying a trick on the pyramid or did they kicked his ass when he got down?

Got his ass kicked. I've always liked his skating but this was fucking stupid.
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: ChronicBluntSlider on December 07, 2018, 08:35:29 AM
Wow first flip trick on the pyramids of Egypt. This guy has a real sense of history.
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: Mouth on December 07, 2018, 08:44:28 AM
Should have skated the perfect banks brah.
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: Pete on December 07, 2018, 08:45:25 AM
what a fucking idiot.

free max b
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: Dirty Daventry on December 07, 2018, 08:46:33 AM
.....anyone else wanna see Danny Way or some other mega ramp geezer jump the pyramid/sphinx?
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: Mr. Fink on December 07, 2018, 08:47:01 AM
Damn. Chico of Chocolate now Pyramids of Giza. What the hell is going on?
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: Szechuan on December 07, 2018, 08:49:38 AM
Damn. Chico of Chocolate now Pyramids of Giza. What the hell is going on?
86 life.
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: WarmUpZone on December 07, 2018, 08:49:49 AM
That beatdown is nothing compared to the wrath filled curse of Kuhfu he surely unleashed. And we didn't even get the fisheye.
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: SneakySecrets on December 07, 2018, 09:05:27 AM
That beatdown is nothing compared to the wrath filled curse of Kuhfu he surely unleashed.

Hahaha.

This guy is a fucking person.  Reminds me of that dude that pushed over that thing in Utah for kicks a couple years back.  White people crazy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vCIQj7Gssg&feature=share
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: slop on December 07, 2018, 09:15:13 AM
Wow first flip trick on the pyramids of Egypt. This guy has a real sense of history.

Haha


What a dickhead.
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: gsosa on December 07, 2018, 09:15:23 AM
That was pretty stupid but this part is still hella sick. Seems like he must be hard to work with or something because it seems like he was really killing it at some point but only seemed to appear in the worst videos (beside the Pharmacy one)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAz7b9LVC-E
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: euro tm on December 07, 2018, 09:18:14 AM
That beatdown is nothing compared to the wrath filled curse of Kuhfu he surely unleashed. And we didn't even get the fisheye.

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: conqueso on December 07, 2018, 09:48:26 AM
.....anyone else wanna see Danny Way or some other mega ramp geezer jump the pyramid/sphinx?


getting a trick over one of the worlds seven wonders is the only way to 1-up vov.
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: dpelevator on December 07, 2018, 09:59:40 AM
Wait so did he eat shit trying a trick on the pyramid or did they kicked his ass when he got down?

In the comments he tries to imply he gets his ass kicked without saying it. I think he didn’t and is trying to seem cool? I don’t think Egyptian police would beat up and American honestly.
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: doyle on December 07, 2018, 10:05:02 AM
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Wait so did he eat shit trying a trick on the pyramid or did they kicked his ass when he got down?
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In the comments he tries to imply he gets his ass kicked without saying it. I think he didn’t and is trying to seem cool? I don’t think Egyptian police would beat up and American honestly.

I was thinking the same thing. He probably tripped on his way down or something.
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: jorge on December 07, 2018, 10:09:48 AM
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Wait so did he eat shit trying a trick on the pyramid or did they kicked his ass when he got down?
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In the comments he tries to imply he gets his ass kicked without saying it. I think he didn’t and is trying to seem cool? I don’t think Egyptian police would beat up and American honestly.
This dude totally deserves a beating for this though.
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: tkp on December 07, 2018, 10:18:40 AM
Best use of the pyramids in terms of a skateboard collab:

https://www.instagram.com/p/BGSHn1eD1mV/
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: eastcoaster on December 07, 2018, 10:49:36 AM
Does this fellow fall under slaps "Classy" category?
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: Allen. on December 07, 2018, 10:57:57 AM
Does this fellow fall under slaps "gangster" category?
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: ShyLow on December 07, 2018, 11:01:59 AM
For the Gram!
In his defense which, who cares, he already got his karmic ass kicking, the trick didnt in any way mess up the pyramid.
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: bo bice on December 07, 2018, 11:33:21 AM
this dude fell down a pyramid and acting like he’s the victim
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: slappies on December 07, 2018, 11:41:12 AM
I hope Tut curses his stupid ass.
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: ungzilla on December 07, 2018, 11:42:26 AM
this will be the year i drop my part filmed entirely at UNESCO world heritage sites
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: Frank on December 07, 2018, 11:48:45 AM
so radical wack as fuck. what a dumbass.
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: straight on December 07, 2018, 11:55:33 AM
i wonder how much it would cost my relatives to have myself mummified
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: ShyLow on December 07, 2018, 11:58:26 AM
this will be the year i drop my part filmed entirely at UNESCO world heritage sites

Danny Way ollied the Great Wall of China and no one said bunk!
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: Tortoise on December 07, 2018, 12:17:36 PM
but only seemed to appear in the worst videos (beside the Pharmacy one)
Digital - F.Y.I. is great


Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: CHONGO on December 07, 2018, 12:22:05 PM
so dumb
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: Sick Duck on December 07, 2018, 12:56:50 PM
What an idiot. If the police did beat him it looks like they cracked him with a baton or something
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on December 07, 2018, 01:22:58 PM
I had no idea Logan Paul could Tre Flip
This is some white people shit for sure
WHITE VOY is proud of Nick Palmquist please believe

Remember when you used to see skateboarders and it made you want to go skateboarding?

Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: Chapingro on December 07, 2018, 02:07:49 PM
Damn. Chico of Chocolate now Pyramids of Giza. What the hell is going on?

lolllll
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: SneakySecrets on December 07, 2018, 05:03:39 PM
this will be the year i drop my part filmed entirely at UNESCO world heritage sites
Angkor Wat has some sick ledges.
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: GAY on December 07, 2018, 05:22:52 PM
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Damn. Chico of Chocolate now Pyramids of Giza. What the hell is going on?
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lolllll

"laugh out loud loud loud loud loud"
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: Trickflip on December 07, 2018, 07:14:27 PM
this will be the year i drop my part filmed entirely at UNESCO world heritage sites
That would at least be more legendary than just a tre flip on a grave for instagram
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: SHIREFLIP on December 08, 2018, 05:39:05 AM
The right and honourable Sir Sean Paul of Toronto met a similar fate while trying to smoke a joint on a pyramid. He has since gone on to create a prominent media campaign warning young Canadians about the dangers of fucking with World Wonders.
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: foureyedjim on December 08, 2018, 10:47:44 AM
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this will be the year i drop my part filmed entirely at UNESCO world heritage sites
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Danny Way ollied the Great Wall of China and no one said bunk!

1) He skated over it, so it's okay

2) Chinese people will never say no to a business opportunity like that (source: am Chinese)
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: iKobrakai on December 08, 2018, 11:25:16 AM
Been there, as any self-hating Russian should. There was a lot of tension and armed guards. Mind you, this was in 2005, must be much worse now. Pretty dumb to draw any kind of attention on yourself.
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: ChuckRamone on December 08, 2018, 12:03:23 PM
this is fake footage from a hollywood stage. notice for the tricks themselves you only see the road and him skating and the second 360 flip you only see the skateboard and the surface of the “pyramid.” they might have gone to egypt but he didn’t do the tricks there. also they keep focusing on the top of the pyramid which resembles the eye of providence which is famous freemason symbology. and now the pyramid is his IG profile pic. he’s bleeding at the end as a sacrifice to horus and one of his eyes is almost closed. his other eye represents the one all-seeing eye and is a coded illuminati message. they spread their influence by penetrating into every sphere of society and through this means they gain power and control.
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: billyerlife on December 08, 2018, 12:44:52 PM
Yeah, because when anyone has referenced skating the pyramids they've alway meant a stationary trick on a flat rock somewhere in the vicinity of the pyramid. Way to make dreams come true, Nick.
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: TheLurper on December 08, 2018, 12:47:08 PM
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this will be the year i drop my part filmed entirely at UNESCO world heritage sites
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Danny Way ollied the Great Wall of China and no one said bunk!
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1) He skated over it, so it's okay

2) Chinese people will never say no to a business opportunity like that (source: am Chinese)

Bart skated on the Great Wall.

(https://www.mobygames.com/images/shots/l/58117-the-simpsons-bart-vs-the-world-amiga-screenshot-the-great-wall.gif)
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: zuma on December 08, 2018, 01:16:55 PM
what s more stupid...
doing it or posting it?
lol
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: SHIREFLIP on December 09, 2018, 06:41:53 AM
The first time I read this title as "Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids with Gza."

I was excited.
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: Turbo Taylor on December 09, 2018, 08:24:33 AM
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but only seemed to appear in the worst videos (beside the Pharmacy one)
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Digital - F.Y.I. is great

Absolutely. I still pull up that vid regularly to watch Derek Fukuhara's part, if anything.
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: billyerlife on December 09, 2018, 08:41:14 AM
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but only seemed to appear in the worst videos (beside the Pharmacy one)
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Digital - F.Y.I. is great
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Absolutely. I still pull up that vid regularly to watch Derek Fukuhara's part, if anything.

His Welcome to World Industries part is great.

https://youtu.be/bMxGtLtLd44
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: TheLurper on December 09, 2018, 12:18:38 PM
Apparently Nick isn't the only one stupid enough to do this.

https://gizmodo.com/egyptian-officials-are-pissed-about-an-alleged-nude-pho-1830962804

"While climbing the pyramids is illegal in Egypt... In 2016, German teen Andrej Ciesielski managed to climb the entirety of the structure ... Ciesielski was banned from entering the country for life."
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: expired on December 09, 2018, 01:38:29 PM
What a kook, fake stunt to get attention.
If he really did it there would be footage of him doing it from another angle, no one takes that much effort to only get a terrible video that doesn't even show him doing a trick on a pyramid
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: Owen on December 09, 2018, 04:38:03 PM
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Wait so did he eat shit trying a trick on the pyramid or did they kicked his ass when he got down?
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In the comments he tries to imply he gets his ass kicked without saying it. I think he didn’t and is trying to seem cool? I don’t think Egyptian police would beat up and American honestly.

I'm guessing you don't know a whole lot about Egyptian security forces then? They're pretty much solely known for brutality and I'm sure they would take great pleasure in beating a fuckwit like this guy.
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: Get the strap on December 09, 2018, 05:24:35 PM
He has a long pinned story from 46 weeks ago of his trip to Egypt. Doesn't look like he brought his board with him when exploring the Pyramids in the pinned story. He obviously made an edit and it's not a direct repost from his story either. The two 360 flips are not in his pinned story, and it looks like he went to Egypt just with his chick. I've read one of the reasons they don't like people climbing is that it's dangerous. I bet he fell. I'm not sure why he didn't admit to getting jumped if that's what happened.
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: Fred Savage on December 09, 2018, 08:02:55 PM
What a classy guy
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: Hastings on December 10, 2018, 12:37:09 PM
(https://e00-elmundo.uecdn.es/assets/multimedia/imagenes/2018/12/08/15442727616306.jpg)
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: ChuckRamone on December 11, 2018, 06:22:29 AM
people did it on a pyramid

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/nep9ez/photo-of-couple-boning-on-top-of-pyramids-prompts-international-investigation
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: Kill_Yourself_Now on December 11, 2018, 05:01:42 PM
people did it on a pyramid

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/nep9ez/photo-of-couple-boning-on-top-of-pyramids-prompts-international-investigation

Was just going to post this same thing.

We now know, the locals at the pyramids do not appreciate anyone skating on top or fucking on top of them.  God forbid you do both, that could actually be what sets the Mummy Curse free to destroy humanity.
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: Mobkickflipper on December 11, 2018, 06:12:49 PM
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Wait so did he eat shit trying a trick on the pyramid or did they kicked his ass when he got down?
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In the comments he tries to imply he gets his ass kicked without saying it. I think he didn’t and is trying to seem cool? I don’t think Egyptian police would beat up and American honestly.
They beat up and killed an italian, Giulio Regeni, look it up on google.
Egyptian police don't seem to be any different from other countries policemen.
Do you think american police never beat up an american, "honestly"?
Just give me a break.
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: GOKU on December 11, 2018, 07:23:43 PM
Always wished the best for this guy because my name is Mike Lindquist, v similar name. But dang what a dumb boi... shameful to the Quist-ness!
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: VHS ERA on December 11, 2018, 07:31:27 PM
Should’ve held him for longer, could’ve been a great Locked Up Abroad episode
Title: Re: Nick Palmquist skates Pyramids of Giza
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on December 11, 2018, 07:47:39 PM
remember when mike v beat up that graveyard