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Title: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: billyerlife on December 22, 2018, 09:34:24 AM
I'd like a 6 minute Wes Kremer part, more wide soled skate shoes, to see someone do a frontside three sixty 50-50 on a hubba, and to learn frontside fips on flat.
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Post by: pizzafliptofakie on December 22, 2018, 09:55:05 AM
Some ledge tricks.
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Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on December 22, 2018, 10:04:20 AM
Andy Roy's two front teeth.
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Post by: Eds_gallerist on December 22, 2018, 10:53:51 AM
A remive goody pack
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Post by: snowman600 on December 22, 2018, 11:04:05 AM
a pappalardo part, some busenitz fuckaround footage and a new job
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Post by: johnes on December 22, 2018, 11:16:51 AM
I want crob to start dating Taylor Swift
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Post by: Hmmmm Nice Bike on December 22, 2018, 11:19:11 AM
FFFFUUUU AWESOME deck
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Post by: Bagelskate on December 22, 2018, 11:26:55 AM
Not that it would ever happen but a girl/chocolate video with all former and current riders doing a few tricks and maybe a line
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Post by: Ziad on December 22, 2018, 12:01:43 PM
learn how to grind a 8 stair + handrail, baker 4 full to be out for free not single parts on thrasher
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Post by: schralp pal on December 22, 2018, 12:06:12 PM
I think I convinced my wife to get my 35yr old ass a flat bar
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Post by: nonickname on December 22, 2018, 12:11:46 PM
A meniscus for my left knee or some wheels that feel good should I not get that.
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Post by: ChrisLambe94 on December 22, 2018, 12:16:34 PM
Not that it would ever happen but a girl/chocolate video with all former and current riders doing a few tricks and maybe a line
That would be too dope. All I want for Christmas is some new Gino footage.
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: nopes on December 22, 2018, 12:25:02 PM
A video featuring full parts from 35+ pros
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Post by: Surf-goth on December 22, 2018, 12:26:49 PM
I think I convinced my wife to get my 35yr old ass a flat bar

Bummer dude. You gotta check with your ol lady just to get one?
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Post by: Surf-goth on December 22, 2018, 12:28:20 PM
A Honda 650 xr
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Post by: French manicure on December 22, 2018, 12:40:06 PM
Rick Howard footage..
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Post by: VHS ERA on December 22, 2018, 01:27:09 PM
Baker 4 DVD under the tree
PJ Ladd part
A better knee and shoulder
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: tom on December 22, 2018, 01:45:15 PM
I want to get laid. I’d also take a Cuban vacation for stem cell treatment. Just inject them into my bad ankle
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on December 22, 2018, 01:51:58 PM
 I love when someone gives you drugs for b day or christmas.  Surf trip to morroco. Custom rigid mtb frame.
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Post by: Yaheardme on December 22, 2018, 01:53:00 PM
Terry back on Baker
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Post by: schralp pal on December 22, 2018, 02:06:17 PM
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I think I convinced my wife to get my 35yr old ass a flat bar
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Bummer dude. You gotta check with your ol lady just to get one?

Only if I don’t wanna pay for it with my own money
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: whorific on December 22, 2018, 02:18:21 PM
 A crate of GOLD WHEELS CO white golds 102 a 51 mm
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: muntcuscle on December 22, 2018, 02:24:09 PM
I'd like a 6 minute Wes Kremer part, more wide soled skate shoes, to see someone do a frontside three sixty 50-50 on a hubba, and to learn frontside fips on flat.

spelling out 360.. weird flex
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: Shifty Flip on December 22, 2018, 04:24:01 PM
All I want is for Brink to finally give us the rest of the story.
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on December 22, 2018, 04:28:40 PM
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I think I convinced my wife to get my 35yr old ass a flat bar
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Bummer dude. You gotta check with your ol lady just to get one?
  Look ur tryin to divide shralpal from his woman, see? Haha to you.
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: Surf-goth on December 22, 2018, 04:41:16 PM
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I think I convinced my wife to get my 35yr old ass a flat bar
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Bummer dude. You gotta check with your ol lady just to get one?
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  Look ur tryin to divide shralpal from his woman, see? Haha to you.

Not at all. I just find it odd he needs permission for a flatbar. I get marriage is a partnership and important decisions should be discussed but this is a flatbar not a motorcycle.
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: stokedtrout on December 22, 2018, 04:48:50 PM
I want people to stop using graphic griptape
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on December 22, 2018, 05:19:49 PM
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I think I convinced my wife to get my 35yr old ass a flat bar
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Bummer dude. You gotta check with your ol lady just to get one?
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  Look ur tryin to divide shralpal from his woman, see? Haha to you.
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Not at all. I just find it odd he needs permission for a flatbar. I get marriage is a partnership and important decisions should be discussed but this is a flatbar not a motorcycle.
Intended or not kneejerk pointing ou whats "odd" and a "bummer" in other peoples relationships is divisive social behavior and i only point it out cause alot of your posts are 'barbed' to the same degree.  Edit I said ur all about the divisions but thats not to say that neing divisive is always bad.
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: Just Giver on December 22, 2018, 05:24:32 PM
A new $lave video, space to build a mini-ramp, and a private Fugazi show. 
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Post by: Tyson on December 22, 2018, 05:37:48 PM
The Bunt
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Post by: Seadramon on December 22, 2018, 05:41:08 PM
I asked for Super Mario Party. 8)
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: Surf-goth on December 22, 2018, 05:42:15 PM
I asked for Super Mario Party. 8)


Which one ? I have part 2 for n64
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: Jagr on December 22, 2018, 05:44:34 PM
All I want is for Brink to finally give us the rest of the story.

lol
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Post by: Sarcasm on December 22, 2018, 05:49:04 PM
Tickets to LA
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Post by: Mobkickflipper on December 22, 2018, 06:30:21 PM
A full length by Slap message board users would be a funny present.
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: Surf-goth on December 22, 2018, 06:35:10 PM
A full length by Slap message board users would be a funny present.

Would you open or close the video?
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: Surf-goth on December 22, 2018, 06:48:59 PM
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I think I convinced my wife to get my 35yr old ass a flat bar
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Bummer dude. You gotta check with your ol lady just to get one?
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Only if I don’t wanna pay for it with my own money

Ah i see man. Hope you get that flat bar !
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: Surf-goth on December 22, 2018, 06:50:55 PM
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I think I convinced my wife to get my 35yr old ass a flat bar
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Bummer dude. You gotta check with your ol lady just to get one?
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  Look ur tryin to divide shralpal from his woman, see? Haha to you.
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Not at all. I just find it odd he needs permission for a flatbar. I get marriage is a partnership and important decisions should be discussed but this is a flatbar not a motorcycle.
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Intended or not kneejerk pointing ou whats "odd" and a "bummer" in other peoples relationships is divisive social behavior and i only point it out cause alot of your posts are 'barbed' to the same degree.  Edit I said ur all about the divisions but thats not to say that neing divisive is always bad.

Where did you get your psychology degree ? The flea market?
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: billyerlife on December 22, 2018, 07:00:47 PM
A full length by Slap message board users would be a funny present.

I'm not an elder around here, but I believe this has been under consideration for a while.

To whoever called spelling out three sixty a flex, that made me chuckle. I'm just stupid.

I would like to add 35+ video parts to my list as well. Also I'd like to relearn rick flips.
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: Mobkickflipper on December 22, 2018, 07:03:43 PM
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A full length by Slap message board users would be a funny present.
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Would you open or close the video?
At my age a slam after the credits would be enough.
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: TheLurper on December 22, 2018, 07:11:46 PM
A crate full of Monster energy drinks, tickets to Street League, and a subscription to The Skateboard Mag.
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on December 22, 2018, 07:14:55 PM
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I think I convinced my wife to get my 35yr old ass a flat bar
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Bummer dude. You gotta check with your ol lady just to get one?
[close]
  Look ur tryin to divide shralpal from his woman, see? Haha to you.
[close]

Not at all. I just find it odd he needs permission for a flatbar. I get marriage is a partnership and important decisions should be discussed but this is a flatbar not a motorcycle.
[close]
Intended or not kneejerk pointing ou whats "odd" and a "bummer" in other peoples relationships is divisive social behavior and i only point it out cause alot of your posts are 'barbed' to the same degree.  Edit I said ur all about the divisions but thats not to say that neing divisive is always bad.
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Where did you get your psychology degree ? The flea market?
Now ur on anout the flea matkets isinuating that theyre bad. Ur gonna do u so thats what it is.
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Post by: Surf-goth on December 22, 2018, 07:20:48 PM
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I think I convinced my wife to get my 35yr old ass a flat bar
[close]

Bummer dude. You gotta check with your ol lady just to get one?
[close]
  Look ur tryin to divide shralpal from his woman, see? Haha to you.
[close]

Not at all. I just find it odd he needs permission for a flatbar. I get marriage is a partnership and important decisions should be discussed but this is a flatbar not a motorcycle.
[close]
Intended or not kneejerk pointing ou whats "odd" and a "bummer" in other peoples relationships is divisive social behavior and i only point it out cause alot of your posts are 'barbed' to the same degree.  Edit I said ur all about the divisions but thats not to say that neing divisive is always bad.
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Where did you get your psychology degree ? The flea market?
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Now ur on anout the flea matkets isinuating that theyre bad. Ur gonna do u so thats what it is.
Flea markets are fun. Not a legitimate place to get the degree obviously. You're what the kids call a "troll"
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: L33Tg33k on December 22, 2018, 07:37:39 PM
A tapeworm
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Post by: VHS ERA on December 22, 2018, 07:55:33 PM
Weather above 50 degrees
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Post by: Seadramon on December 22, 2018, 07:57:53 PM
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I asked for Super Mario Party. 8)
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Which one ? I have part 2 for n64

The newest release for the switch. My fav has to be Mario Party 8 on the wii
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: AitchBeeGayBuh on December 22, 2018, 07:59:51 PM
Slutty chubby asians girls.
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: fs overkrook on December 22, 2018, 08:46:59 PM
A full length by Slap message board users would be a funny present.
So you want to watch overweight middle aged dudes skating curbs? Dude you should watch a tired skateboards video
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: C. R. E. A. M on December 22, 2018, 08:47:30 PM
Flip skateboards to send Tom Penny on Maury for a makeover slimmer gear
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: HugeBodBoyle on December 22, 2018, 09:04:36 PM
My ankle to be fully healed so I can enjoy the rest of my week off.
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Post by: rapscallion on December 22, 2018, 09:14:52 PM
Slutty chubby asians girls.
Same
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: Sanka Coffie on December 22, 2018, 09:22:40 PM
i just wanna get top
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Post by: the snake on December 22, 2018, 09:34:43 PM
a trustworthy hot woman  8)
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: oldgoodburger on December 22, 2018, 10:50:55 PM
I think I convinced my wife to get my 35yr old ass a flat bar

which one did you ask for?
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: burn_to_live on December 22, 2018, 10:56:23 PM
Chico on Chocolate.
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Post by: DannyDee on December 22, 2018, 10:57:54 PM
Chico on Chocolate. Palace
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Post by: versacekid420 on December 22, 2018, 10:59:17 PM
Unreleased Dylan Rieder footage. I know Strobeck said everything’s been put out, but it’d be sick if someone discovered a folder of his footage on their hard drive or something. Can only wish though.
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: Seadramon on December 22, 2018, 11:12:33 PM
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Slutty chubby asians girls.
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Same
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Post by: Dernpop1 on December 22, 2018, 11:35:05 PM
Pat burke footy
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: Octobre Rouge. on December 23, 2018, 01:48:41 AM
Super Castelvania 4 (check !), a Santa Cruz Fire pit Dust to Dust, a meniscus, and a good session with the homies before Christmas eve.
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: Dad you're embarrassing me on December 23, 2018, 02:13:57 AM
To not be reminded of every slam I’ve taken in the last 25 years every time I go skate





and world peace
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Post by: Molte on December 23, 2018, 06:10:01 AM
World peace!!
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Post by: Mobkickflipper on December 23, 2018, 03:36:59 PM
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A full length by Slap message board users would be a funny present.
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So you want to watch overweight middle aged dudes skating curbs? Dude you should watch a tired skateboards video
Thanks, watched  and sincerely enjoyed it.
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: Backheels on December 23, 2018, 03:52:28 PM
A new keft knee, ankle, and wrist
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: Ducky Fucky on December 23, 2018, 07:54:39 PM
No more Fred Gall threads
Steve berrics unblocks me, so I can talk shit about something I don't like.
Death Wish and Baker cuts the shitty rider's
Es kicks of Shmatty
I could go on and on but I won't be greedy.
Merry Christmas
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: MOE SYZLAK on December 23, 2018, 08:22:52 PM
Ea skate 4
A new Cromer part
Not to feel like shit on my skateboard anymore
Maybe a front blunt kickflip if I’m not being to greedy.
But I’d settle for a back 3 or tailslide kickflip
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on December 23, 2018, 08:43:48 PM
More pop and a bag of trick bigger than 3 tricks
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Post by: cucktard on December 24, 2018, 05:13:14 AM
More Sky Siljeg
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Post by: happenstance on December 24, 2018, 07:00:23 AM
world peace
I just read 2 pages of this thread to see if someone dropped this and was getting more and more excited to write it and chuckle to myself.

3rd page, you appear, boom.

Christmas is ruined.
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: SHIREFLIP on December 24, 2018, 07:12:32 AM
A full eight hour sleep.
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Post by: fang on December 24, 2018, 07:39:40 AM
Full Rob Welsh part
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Post by: MintySandwhich on December 24, 2018, 08:10:25 AM
I film and don't have a cruiser board because I'm broke. So I would use my piece of shit real board to film lines. I would occasionally hit pebbles and some times mess up lines a little bit. My buddy would always joke around with me and say that he was gonna get me a cruiser board for Christmas.

We had a little friends-Xmas thing the other night, and they all pitched in to get me a Christmas complete cruiser board. Krooked shaped board, new indy's, soft wheels, the whole thing. Made me really, really happy. That's exactly what I wanted, and I was completely surprised.
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Post by: chattownshit on December 24, 2018, 09:29:17 AM
Gino footage, just anything I can get
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Post by: Allez_Jambon on December 24, 2018, 06:13:44 PM
Blessed alternative angles.
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Post by: SWPhillyFloater on December 24, 2018, 06:26:54 PM
Full Rob Welsh part
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Post by: alonelikeastone on December 24, 2018, 06:59:41 PM
53mm 95d F4’s.
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: billyerlife on December 24, 2018, 11:32:28 PM
I film and don't have a cruiser board because I'm broke. So I would use my piece of shit real board to film lines. I would occasionally hit pebbles and some times mess up lines a little bit. My buddy would always joke around with me and say that he was gonna get me a cruiser board for Christmas.

We had a little friends-Xmas thing the other night, and they all pitched in to get me a Christmas complete cruiser board. Krooked shaped board, new indy's, soft wheels, the whole thing. Made me really, really happy. That's exactly what I wanted, and I was completely surprised.

You have good friends, world could use mire of them.

Hope Santa comes through for all y'all!
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: Big Baby Jesus on December 25, 2018, 06:27:14 AM
Merry Christmas from Baltimore! Hope everyone gets what they want. Especially Schralp Pal, hope you have a flat bar under your tree!
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Post by: ziggy on December 25, 2018, 06:39:51 AM
I want Liverpool to be champions
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: Big Baby Jesus on December 25, 2018, 08:12:26 AM
I film and don't have a cruiser board because I'm broke. So I would use my piece of shit real board to film lines. I would occasionally hit pebbles and some times mess up lines a little bit. My buddy would always joke around with me and say that he was gonna get me a cruiser board for Christmas.

We had a little friends-Xmas thing the other night, and they all pitched in to get me a Christmas complete cruiser board. Krooked shaped board, new indy's, soft wheels, the whole thing. Made me really, really happy. That's exactly what I wanted, and I was completely surprised.

That's awesome man! Happy for you. Your friends sound like really good people. That's a blessing this day in age. Merry Christmas.

Sidenote, what wheels did you get? Been looking at some and cant decide... but the pavement in Baltimore is so rough and shitty that I need an alternate to my spitfire 99a f4 conicals ive been on.
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: Allen. on December 25, 2018, 09:59:25 AM
A Real Huf board
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Post by: snowman600 on December 25, 2018, 10:01:55 AM
A Real Huf board
(https://imgix.bustle.com/uploads/image/2017/12/19/2cf00d49-8603-4690-a847-6116c760f2db-elf.jpg)
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: planman on December 25, 2018, 11:03:18 AM
I wanted more any level of consistency on my board but I guess this 411 hoodie and speedlab wheels will have to do
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: Roast beef on December 25, 2018, 12:39:47 PM
Newbies not being allowed to start threads.
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: turD_international on December 25, 2018, 08:09:24 PM
For Christmas we want some perfect spots, here's what Santa gave us in Shanghai

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROBRavDzhg0
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: burn_to_live on December 26, 2018, 08:42:44 AM
A Real Huf board
This Christmas my family was watching Elf, and my dad was laughing so hard when he finally realized that the truck was on backwards. Note that we have watched this movie about 2,000 times.
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: schralp pal on December 26, 2018, 09:36:37 AM
Got my flat bar. Gratuitous combo tricks here I come.

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Post by: se7en3two on December 26, 2018, 09:55:07 AM
Little late on this one, didn't have any xmas expectations... For myself or family.

Two extended family members received christmas completes. And neither kid has ever skated.

Any time I see a young kid pick up a skateboard on their own, I'm hopeful. And if my toddler ever picks up this obsession, I'll probably die happy.
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: AlwaysSkater420 on December 26, 2018, 04:46:19 PM
I'd like to put my hands on a 2Tb hdd external, or even a SSP one, in my dreams.
Title: Re: What do you want for Christmas?
Post by: Soft Boiled on December 26, 2018, 05:58:04 PM
To finally get taken “of” the sex offenders website