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Title: Pauly Shore vs. Michael Rapaport. Insta beef
Post by: SpankerChief on January 05, 2019, 02:38:32 PM
So The Weasel is beefing with comedians..... https://www.instagram.com/p/BsRDvMYBPGI/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1x80on00q2hx8
Title: Re: Pauly Shore vs. Michael Rapaport. Insta beef
Post by: SneakySecrets on January 05, 2019, 03:03:15 PM
Don’t hit the weasel!

What’s the backstory here?
Title: Re: Pauly Shore vs. Michael Rapaport. Insta beef
Post by: ungzilla on January 05, 2019, 03:05:14 PM
backstory is pathetic loser desperate for attention
Title: Re: Pauly Shore vs. Michael Rapaport. Insta beef
Post by: PC Principal on January 05, 2019, 03:13:13 PM
Bro wtf Ginger Boy? Pauly Shore is a confirmed bully.
Title: Re: Pauly Shore vs. Michael Rapaport. Insta beef
Post by: doublesteveburger on January 05, 2019, 04:54:26 PM
Shore is the worst
Title: Re: Pauly Shore vs. Michael Rapaport. Insta beef
Post by: Joclo on January 05, 2019, 04:59:38 PM
Does he still do comedy? I thought he (Pauley) was strictly a legendary cocksman these days? He'd probably already bedded that tactical baton and was trying to be nice about it and get it on outta there. Same with Rappaport--what a jealous cunt
Title: Re: Pauly Shore vs. Michael Rapaport. Insta beef
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on January 05, 2019, 05:03:49 PM
The last good thing Pauly ever did was A Goofy Movie.
Title: Re: Pauly Shore vs. Michael Rapaport. Insta beef
Post by: SpankerChief on January 05, 2019, 05:16:55 PM
So Pauly Shore has sided with Kevin Hart and this shenanigans ensue...... https://www.instagram.com/p/BsObGBZFHhT/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1evm77yr0p1po
Title: Re: Pauly Shore vs. Michael Rapaport. Insta beef
Post by: SpankerChief on January 05, 2019, 05:19:41 PM
Here's this king of the kooks pissing and moaning about some dumb shit. https://www.instagram.com/p/BsPHZilBFA9/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1cmh83kqejvs5
Title: Re: Pauly Shore vs. Michael Rapaport. Insta beef
Post by: iKobrakai on January 06, 2019, 04:56:47 AM
I don't know what's going on, just want to slap all of them.
Title: Re: Pauly Shore vs. Michael Rapaport. Insta beef
Post by: SpankerChief on January 06, 2019, 06:37:25 AM
Apparently it was over something homophobic Kevin Hart said, I don't know why but seems like these two are big babies squealing for attention.
Title: Re: Pauly Shore vs. Michael Rapaport. Insta beef
Post by: guest1 on January 06, 2019, 06:46:57 AM
Here's this king of the kooks pissing and moaning about some dumb shit. https://www.instagram.com/p/BsPHZilBFA9/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1cmh83kqejvs5

Lol what a dumbass.  Rappaport wasn’t even badmouthing Kevin he was backing him up.  He’s lucky Rappaport didn’t get out of the car and crush him.
Title: Re: Pauly Shore vs. Michael Rapaport. Insta beef
Post by: SpankerChief on January 06, 2019, 07:44:09 AM
I use to travel and hangout with gnarly
lesbian bitch's that were bullies to other girls we liked. who wouldn't think twice about starting some shit.


 Well one night Pauly Shore is walking by with a gang of ladies my friend Game Over Rachel walks up and starts to rabbit punch the shit out of one girl and we all jump in together for a brawl in Tempe AZ.


Rachel squared up to Pauly Shore and socked him really good he's decent at fighting but held back some as she was girl.  it was hilarious as she wasn't someone to think she'd throw hands but I've seen her knock out bro douchebag dude's in New Orleans. He definitely felt those fists and knew he was getting his ass handed to him.
Title: Re: Pauly Shore vs. Michael Rapaport. Insta beef
Post by: feedmeseymour on January 06, 2019, 08:16:04 AM
Starting off 2019 with one of the best threads right here

Weeze the juice

Title: Re: Pauly Shore vs. Michael Rapaport. Insta beef
Post by: lampshade on January 06, 2019, 08:36:35 AM
Does he still do comedy? I thought he (Pauley) was strictly a legendary cocksman these days? He'd probably already bedded that tactical baton and was trying to be nice about it and get it on outta there. Same with Rappaport--what a jealous cunt

I think his family owns The Comedy Store.
Title: Re: Pauly Shore vs. Michael Rapaport. Insta beef
Post by: SneakySecrets on January 06, 2019, 08:51:02 AM
Starting off 2019 with one of the best threads right here

Weeze the juice

I’ve been sitting here wracking my brain for the past 2 hours trying to think of some way to translate that finger gesture into text form.
Title: Re: Pauly Shore vs. Michael Rapaport. Insta beef
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on January 06, 2019, 09:44:07 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BsSBs5AhmDt/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1pba485tq4b55
Title: Re: Pauly Shore vs. Michael Rapaport. Insta beef
Post by: Trickflip on January 06, 2019, 10:29:04 AM
This is better than skater beef lol I love how they ended with an "I was wrong, you were right" stand up
Title: Re: Pauly Shore vs. Michael Rapaport. Insta beef
Post by: SpankerChief on January 06, 2019, 02:44:35 PM
This is better than skater beef lol I love how they ended with an "I was wrong, you were right" stand up
C'mon we all wanted Pauly Shore getting his ass handed to him.
Title: Re: Pauly Shore vs. Michael Rapaport. Insta beef
Post by: Trickflip on January 06, 2019, 06:41:20 PM
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This is better than skater beef lol I love how they ended with an "I was wrong, you were right" stand up
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C'mon we all wanted Pauly Shore getting his ass handed to him.
He did get his ass handed to him. Just in the form of comedy, but yeah that'd be nice too. Still funny to me that he went out of his way to just look like a fool
Title: Re: Pauly Shore vs. Michael Rapaport. Insta beef
Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on January 06, 2019, 07:18:00 PM
I think his family owns The Comedy Store.
His mother, Mitzi Shore, owned it till she passed rather recently.

I've heard on occasion Paulie threatened to "tell my mom" on various comedians to get them banned from performing there if he didnt like them.

She also told Joe Rogan to 'just take it' when it came to Carlos Mencia clearly plagiarizing his and others' jokes. He was banned from there for years after airing Mencia out on stage.
Title: Re: Pauly Shore vs. Michael Rapaport. Insta beef
Post by: Beeda Weeda on January 07, 2019, 05:32:02 AM
Paula shore is a kook, but its understandable, he was raised in the comedy store. Micheal Rappaport is a joke and says nothing funny or clever, I don't get how he has made a career calling people "sick fucks'  Nothing he says is ever funny or interesting, always angry and desperate.
Title: Re: Pauly Shore vs. Michael Rapaport. Insta beef
Post by: j....soy..... on January 07, 2019, 08:01:37 AM
I think she never like Seinfeld....so......

My wife told me the other day she doesn't approve of the unnecessary pocketry of cargos...after watching Pauly....maybe she's right....
Title: Re: Pauly Shore vs. Michael Rapaport. Insta beef
Post by: feedmeseymour on January 07, 2019, 11:04:04 AM
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Starting off 2019 with one of the best threads right here

Weeze the juice
[close]

I’ve been sitting here wracking my brain for the past 2 hours trying to think of some way to translate that finger gesture into text form.

thank god for gifs

(https://media.giphy.com/media/m3ltNrOXZh0ti/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: Pauly Shore vs. Michael Rapaport. Insta beef
Post by: feedmeseymour on January 07, 2019, 11:06:19 AM
its always weird when you and pauly shore are the only ones reading the thread about pauly shore

(http://i65.tinypic.com/5zf9u1.png)
Title: Re: Pauly Shore vs. Michael Rapaport. Insta beef
Post by: art hellman on January 07, 2019, 11:10:28 AM
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Starting off 2019 with one of the best threads right here

Weeze the juice
[close]

I’ve been sitting here wracking my brain for the past 2 hours trying to think of some way to translate that finger gesture into text form.
[close]

thank god for gifs

(https://media.giphy.com/media/m3ltNrOXZh0ti/giphy.gif)

this thread did not disappoint
Title: Re: Pauly Shore vs. Michael Rapaport. Insta beef
Post by: BallDontLie on January 07, 2019, 12:55:06 PM
Paula shore is a kook, but its understandable, he was raised in the comedy store. Micheal Rappaport is a joke and says nothing funny or clever, I don't get how he has made a career calling people "sick fucks'  Nothing he says is ever funny or interesting, always angry and desperate.

Come to think of it, Rappaport has bumbled his way onto so much shit. Bits on ESPN, a few decent films, voice over for video games... his shtick got old quick.


And that Rogan/Mencia video, Bobby lee admits to Ned or “Carlos” stealing material. Mencia made Bobby lee Do a follow up video to say, “Carlos does not steal. I was wrong”. It’s so uncomfortable... it looks like the beginning of a beheading video.
Title: Re: Pauly Shore vs. Michael Rapaport. Insta beef
Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on January 07, 2019, 03:46:49 PM
Remember this highly problematic skit in a certain juggler and professional skateboarders video from the early 2000s starring Bobby Lee? He will do anything
https://youtu.be/7r_kuMmMir0
https://youtu.be/3LtFbyO-yMA
Title: Re: Pauly Shore vs. Michael Rapaport. Insta beef
Post by: SpankerChief on January 07, 2019, 06:35:05 PM
Remember this highly problematic skit in a certain juggler and professional skateboarders video from the early 2000s starring Bobby Lee? He will do anything
https://youtu.be/7r_kuMmMir0
https://youtu.be/3LtFbyO-yMA
I'm cringing at how satire quasi racist these sketches are. It's a joke but a bad joke at best, I'd have gone with Arri Shaffir free boat rides back to Africa
https://youtu.be/7YB8D76AdX0
Title: Re: Pauly Shore vs. Michael Rapaport. Insta beef
Post by: Surf-goth on January 08, 2019, 04:03:59 AM
I use to travel and hangout with gnarly
lesbian bitch's that were bullies to other girls we liked. who wouldn't think twice about starting some shit.


 Well one night Pauly Shore is walking by with a gang of ladies my friend Game Over Rachel walks up and starts to rabbit punch the shit out of one girl and we all jump in together for a brawl in Tempe AZ.


Rachel squared up to Pauly Shore and socked him really good he's decent at fighting but held back some as she was girl.  it was hilarious as she wasn't someone to think she'd throw hands but I've seen her knock out bro douchebag dude's in New Orleans. He definitely felt those fists and knew he was getting his ass handed to him.

You ain't gotta lie to kick it
Title: Re: Pauly Shore vs. Michael Rapaport. Insta beef
Post by: SpankerChief on January 08, 2019, 06:27:37 AM
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I use to travel and hangout with gnarly
lesbian bitch's that were bullies to other girls we liked. who wouldn't think twice about starting some shit.


 Well one night Pauly Shore is walking by with a gang of ladies my friend Game Over Rachel walks up and starts to rabbit punch the shit out of one girl and we all jump in together for a brawl in Tempe AZ.


Rachel squared up to Pauly Shore and socked him really good he's decent at fighting but held back some as she was girl.  it was hilarious as she wasn't someone to think she'd throw hands but I've seen her knock out bro douchebag dude's in New Orleans. He definitely felt those fists and knew he was getting his ass handed to him.
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You ain't gotta lie to kick it
I wish That I was lying oftentimes I wished I had her luck however that quote right there is a good one I've heard before.


 I will say this because Rachel definitely had a knack for getting in to situations that came out in her favor. From beatdowns to full on robbing a liquor store by flexing on a store clerk she either got what she wanted or it was going to be a fight. Plus she'd have a scary sketchy dude who probably already has been to prison have her back.

I am not sure whatever happened to her but last I heard she was strung out in LA and caught up in a boosting scheme, probably in prison or dead.