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Title: Surfers are the jocks of the water
Post by: tedkootz on January 06, 2019, 07:43:04 AM
surfs up
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Post by: GAY on January 06, 2019, 07:48:47 AM
Glad someone is finally addressing this dirty little secret of the xtreme sports industry.
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Post by: kid casserole on January 06, 2019, 08:07:41 AM
Water polo
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Post by: CrumblingInfrastructure on January 06, 2019, 08:17:35 AM
I guess i’ve always been a bit jockish when it comes to Watersports.
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Post by: guest1 on January 06, 2019, 08:30:55 AM
Yeah but who’s “core” in the water world?  Boogie boarders? Jet ski-ers? Fishermen?

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Post by: SneakySecrets on January 06, 2019, 08:32:29 AM
Yeah but who’s “core” in the water world?  Boogie boarders? Jet ski-ers? Fishermen?

Fishermen.  Specifically of the Gorton variety.
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Post by: ChuckRamone on January 06, 2019, 08:35:41 AM
surfing got gentrified ages ago.
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Post by: guest1 on January 06, 2019, 08:37:10 AM
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Yeah but who’s “core” in the water world?  Boogie boarders? Jet ski-ers? Fishermen?
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Fishermen.  Specifically of the Gorton variety.

Now that I think of it, I guess boogie boards would be the equivalent of scooters in the water universe and jet skis would be like BMXers.
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Post by: SneakySecrets on January 06, 2019, 08:42:34 AM
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Yeah but who’s “core” in the water world?  Boogie boarders? Jet ski-ers? Fishermen?
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Fishermen.  Specifically of the Gorton variety.
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Now that I think of it, I guess boogie boards would be the equivalent of scooters in the water universe and jet skis would be like BMXers.

I gotta tell ya, you’re making a lot of sense to me right now.  I’d imagine that as a squid, you’re more in tune tuna with the ways of the sea than most of us lily-livered land lovers.  Thanks for your perspective.
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Post by: Szechuan on January 06, 2019, 08:48:35 AM
You guys would all drown if you tried to surf.
Teach me how to stand up on it baby.
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Post by: themeangreen on January 06, 2019, 09:30:07 AM
Surfing = the golf of extreme sports, brahhh
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Post by: Pete on January 06, 2019, 11:02:44 AM
best thread out right now.

fuck em.

free max b
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Post by: feedmeseymour on January 06, 2019, 11:44:11 AM
Yeah but who’s “core” in the water world?  Boogie boarders? Jet ski-ers? Fishermen?

The “smokers”
https://youtu.be/LoSLZP0e-M4
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Post by: stokedtrout on January 06, 2019, 03:05:11 PM
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Yeah but who’s “core” in the water world?  Boogie boarders? Jet ski-ers? Fishermen?
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Fishermen.  Specifically of the Gorton variety.
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Now that I think of it, I guess boogie boards would be the equivalent of scooters in the water universe and jet skis would be like BMXers.

There's no comparison with scooters because there's no respect anywhere for scooters. It's only your local kook jock surfers who rag on bodyboarders, everyone else knows they charge.
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Post by: guest1 on January 06, 2019, 03:34:50 PM
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Yeah but who’s “core” in the water world?  Boogie boarders? Jet ski-ers? Fishermen?
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Fishermen.  Specifically of the Gorton variety.
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Now that I think of it, I guess boogie boards would be the equivalent of scooters in the water universe and jet skis would be like BMXers.
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I gotta tell ya, you’re making a lot of sense to me right now.  I’d imagine that as a squid, you’re more in tune tuna with the ways of the sea than most of us lily-livered land lovers.  Thanks for your perspective.

I would gnar you if I could.
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Post by: Bagelskate on January 06, 2019, 04:33:19 PM
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Yeah but who’s “core” in the water world?  Boogie boarders? Jet ski-ers? Fishermen?
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The “smokers”
https://youtu.be/LoSLZP0e-M4

I was typing out a post about how the smokers wouldn’t be able to re group after the Valdez exploded but then I got a semi crazy idea that they could make a waterworld sequel or even prequel! The ideas are flowing now thanks to you. If I sell this shit, you’re getting a cut at least.
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Post by: Tony on January 06, 2019, 10:57:46 PM
Fuck surfers
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Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on January 06, 2019, 11:31:33 PM
The only CORE dude in Waterworld is the guy in the bottom of the ship
https://youtu.be/om5rbtudzrg
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Post by: feedmeseymour on January 07, 2019, 06:15:59 AM
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Yeah but who’s “core” in the water world?  Boogie boarders? Jet ski-ers? Fishermen?
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The “smokers”
https://youtu.be/LoSLZP0e-M4
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I was typing out a post about how the smokers wouldn’t be able to re group after the Valdez exploded but then I got a semi crazy idea that they could make a waterworld sequel or even prequel! The ideas are flowing now thanks to you. If I sell this shit, you’re getting a cut at least.

i would kill for a waterworld sequel or prequel. keep me posted, until then ill be chillin in dryland.

also that dude in the oil pit is the most core forsure.
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Post by: Willie on January 07, 2019, 07:15:49 AM
You guys would all drown if you tried to surf.

Only in the 50 Year Storm, Special Agent.
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Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on January 07, 2019, 09:37:33 AM
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Yeah but who’s “core” in the water world?  Boogie boarders? Jet ski-ers? Fishermen?
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Fishermen.  Specifically of the Gorton variety.
[close]

Now that I think of it, I guess boogie boards would be the equivalent of scooters in the water universe and jet skis would be like BMXers.
[close]

There's no comparison with scooters because there's no respect anywhere for scooters. It's only your local kook jock surfers who rag on bodyboarders, everyone else knows they charge.
 
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Post by: cheetahsheets on January 08, 2019, 05:33:01 PM
You guys would all drown if you tried to surf.
Would gnar you if I could.
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Post by: Joust Ostrich on January 08, 2019, 06:11:35 PM
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0245/8099/products/two.sails.0_grande.jpg?v=1432925491)

It's actually these guys.
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Post by: Burt Ward on January 09, 2019, 05:32:11 PM
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Yeah but who’s “core” in the water world?  Boogie boarders? Jet ski-ers? Fishermen?
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Fishermen.  Specifically of the Gorton variety.
[close]

Now that I think of it, I guess boogie boards would be the equivalent of scooters in the water universe and jet skis would be like BMXers.
[close]

There's no comparison with scooters because there's no respect anywhere for scooters. It's only your local kook jock surfers who rag on bodyboarders, everyone else knows they charge.

It's like that now, but they were a fucking epidemic in the 90's.
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Post by: Smithy on January 10, 2019, 05:51:00 AM
Surfing is fucking great, sadly most of the cunts doing it suck.
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Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on January 12, 2019, 08:37:41 AM
Surfing is fucking great, sadly most of the cunts doing it suck.
  Just human nature boiled down to its essence.  Too many people not enough waves.  Things are hunky dory in skating cause waves arent at stake but if the resourses in skating were as finite as they are in surfing youd see the friendly vibes dry out pretty quick id say.
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Post by: MC3 on January 16, 2019, 09:54:50 AM
I got the shit kicked out of me trying to learn how surf on the smallest fucking waves

It was so sick I can't wait to do it again
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Post by: Dustwardprez on January 16, 2019, 12:34:34 PM
I was too busy skating to even learn to swim till I started fucking. Then I learned more fucking happens around water sports. I don’t like a lot of California surfers but the ones up north we met were ok to talk to. The surfers I met around Laguna beach were mad racist and dressed like mike ness (2002).
 The surfers on the east coast are cool with me at least the 40+ crowd. I went to watch the storm and ended up balling on the beach during a nor’easters a on acid. I didn’t have time to talk to any surfers but I talked with their girlfriend a little bit.

Want to meet Underappreciated lovers male female whatever you like. Hang around extreme water sports events. Kite boards or whatever?
Yo that may take the jock hrs to get back to shore so maybe you can pound a few times if you’re lucky
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Post by: Dustwardprez on January 16, 2019, 12:42:21 PM
Lol this movie. I always think about the part where he lands in la and they’re like. Get your boat off our beach.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_E9ebt1a_s
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Post by: HyenaChaser on January 16, 2019, 06:00:00 PM
No shit
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Post by: PABLOS SWANPOWERS LOBSTER on January 17, 2019, 02:57:39 AM
Skaters are the jocks of roller sports.
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Post by: Biggiemouths on January 17, 2019, 05:55:07 AM
First they did it with surfing, now its skating turn, corpo bastards are getting their pice of our cake (A BIG ONE)

Surfers had (said HAD) the same attitude that OG skaters used to have (keeping spots private, industry runned by true core surfers/skaters), they are not jocks, fucking corporate assholds and theyre ALL IT MATTERS ARE CONTESTS attitude made them the way they are now, what you see with surfers is bound (if not already happening) to happen to skaters
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Post by: kid casserole on February 05, 2019, 08:25:33 AM
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Yeah but who’s “core” in the water world?  Boogie boarders? Jet ski-ers? Fishermen?
[close]

Fishermen.  Specifically of the Gorton variety.
[close]

Now that I think of it, I guess boogie boards would be the equivalent of scooters in the water universe and jet skis would be like BMXers.
[close]

There's no comparison with scooters because there's no respect anywhere for scooters. It's only your local kook jock surfers who rag on bodyboarders, everyone else knows they charge.
[close]

It's like that now, but they were a fucking epidemic in the 90's.

Are bodyboarders and surfers on better terms now?  Seriously.  I was heavy into it in the 90s and luckily we had our shore break and they had the point where I liked to go, but obviously I was aware of the friction.  That's cool if so.
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Post by: mboy on February 12, 2019, 03:13:53 AM
Plenty of people from skating that also surfs who are fucking sick! jay adams forever, alva, natas, schaaf, figgy, provost, andrew allen, elissa, brian sumner!