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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: City of Drunken Totems on February 01, 2019, 03:24:08 PM
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I've been hearing this for awhile and thought it was bullshit but after a bunch of legit sources i can confirm that Ryan Townley and his sister are in a intimate relationship and dont plan on stopping any time soon.
ANY THOUGHTS?
ANYONE ELSE DATING THEIR SISTER/BROTHER???
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I've been following his gf on instagram for awhile (she does really cool tattoos) and I'm pretty sure she's not his sister...
https://www.instagram.com/skin.charmer/
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dafuq?
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You know what they say: dating your sister is a blast because you already know if you're a match or not before you even go on your first date.
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You know what they say: dating your sister is a blast because you already know if you're a match or not before you even go on your first date.
And the more closely related you are to your fiancé, the less people you have to invite to the wedding!
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You know what they say: dating your sister is a blast because you already know if you're a match or not before you even go on your first date.
And the more closely related you are to your fiancé, the less people you have to invite to the wedding!
You never need to go through the stress of meeting the parents!
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this is it, this is the worst thread.
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this is it, this is the worst thread.
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this is it, this is the worst thread.
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Thats not very shalom of him.
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Haram!
No idea who he is...
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Incest jokes are okay on slap...okay then.
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as long as they’re just dating and not having sex it’s okay.
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Tabular method shows a 25% chance of grabbing out of boardslide
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I've been following his gf on instagram for awhile (she does really cool tattoos) and I'm pretty sure she's not his sister...
https://www.instagram.com/skin.charmer/
Those tattoos are the equivalent of a swap-meet d3 ripoff from the late 90s. Dr. Woo's dick called, it's tired of getting sucked without consent.
Edit: for I can haz grammar when beering.
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good thread :thumbsup:
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Did Townley bring it down the pipe to
mami sissy?
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he’s not worried, his pull out game is strong
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he’s not worried, his pull out game is strong
And she's not worries cause he knows how to commit
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His Sister is hot.
https://youtu.be/ZBYeJDLSok0
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Tracer finally came back?
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good thread.
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I was always told that if its strictly assplay then it doesn't matter. Probably the case here
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Life’s a garden boys, dig it.
https://youtu.be/MRz_quXLp0o
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he’s not worried, his pull out game is strong
(https://media.giphy.com/media/jon8jbKaRDg3K/giphy.gif)
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Don’t worry I asked both of them on Instagram right now if they are siblings. Will report back.
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Don’t worry I asked both of them on Instagram right now if they are siblings. Will report back.
Like a real man
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well known, vice is nice- incests best
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Don’t worry I asked both of them on Instagram right now if they are siblings. Will report back.
Yup they are in fact bro and sis.
I back it tho.
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Don’t worry I asked both of them on Instagram right now if they are siblings. Will report back.
Yup they are in fact bro and sis.
I back it tho.
Wait,but they're actually dating? Haha oh shit!
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Dude also fully supported ripndip after the og Florida dudes bounced so I believe he’s a sibling fuccer
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGq5xN-KUDE
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Good for him
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this cant be shalom
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You fucking losers should stop making up disgusting rumors about people. Always act morally superior but think it's funny to say some guy is fucking his sister?
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Don’t worry I asked both of them on Instagram right now if they are siblings. Will report back.
Yup they are in fact bro and sis.
I back it tho.
Wtf? You can’t actually be serious.
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i can't stand this guy's skating with all his fucking boardslide yank overs but good for him
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this cant be shalom
It’s not even kosher.
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You fucking losers should stop making up disgusting rumors about people. Always act morally superior but think it's funny to say some guy is fucking his sister?
Yes.
I bet you’re only so pissed bc you been thinking about fucking your own sister for damn near 30 years. You stupid sick fuck. Shalom.
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You fucking losers should stop making up disgusting rumors about people. Always act morally superior but think it's funny to say some guy is fucking his sister?
Hey Ryan, this is unrelated, but I like your artwork
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You fucking losers should stop making up disgusting rumors about people. Always act morally superior but think it's funny to say some guy is fucking his sister?
Yes.
I bet you’re only so pissed bc you been thinking about fucking your own sister for damn near 30 years. You stupid sick fuck. Shalom.
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Hey Pete didn't say that
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I had a brain fart and was thinking Ryan Lay the whole time until just now.
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You fucking losers should stop making up disgusting rumors about people. Always act morally superior but think it's funny to say some guy is fucking his sister?
Yes.
I bet you’re only so pissed bc you been thinking about fucking your own sister for damn near 30 years. You stupid sick fuck. Shalom.
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Lol littleman you don’t even understand how to use this forum correctly. Better luck with your next account you lil incestual piece of shit.
This dude fucked his sister. Confirmed. cmon mods we gotta draw the line somewhere.
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You fucking losers should stop making up disgusting rumors about people. Always act morally superior but think it's funny to say some guy is fucking his sister?
Yes.
I bet you’re only so pissed bc you been thinking about fucking your own sister for damn near 30 years. You stupid sick fuck. Shalom.
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This dude fucked his sister. Confirmed. cmon mods we gotta draw the line somewhere.
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Nice try dumbass.
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Don’t worry I asked both of them on Instagram right now if they are siblings. Will report back.
Yup they are in fact bro and sis.
I back it tho.
Wtf? You can’t actually be serious.
so is johnes on a kratom bender or what
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I've been following his gf on instagram for awhile (she does really cool tattoos) and I'm pretty sure she's not his sister...
https://www.instagram.com/skin.charmer/
Those tattoos are the equivalent of a swap-meet d3 ripoff from the late 90s. Dr. Woo's dick called, it's tired of getting sucked without consent.
Edit: for I can haz grammar when beering.
Those tattoos don't even look remotely similar to Dr. Woo's style though?
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Is she cute tho?
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never fucked my sister but once beat off to my aunt and uncles sex tape. :-\
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http://youtu.be/PoeEMHSUVxE
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Damn, Surf-goth fucks his sister? That's wild.
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never fucked my sister but once beat off to my aunt and uncles sex tape. :-\
Yikes
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never fucked my sister but once beat off to my aunt and uncles sex tape. :-\
That's fucked bro
I found an unmarked tape so I decided to watch it.
Once I realized it was porn (tape was mid scene) I did what any 15 year old did when no one was home, I started to jack off. Honestly I just thought it was random amateur porn my uncle got from a buddy or something because it was just a close up a man's hairy asshole and dick going to town on a relatively hairy pussy. It wasn't until he came in her and she spoke that I realized what I've just seen but by that time I had already finished. I'm not going to lie I spent the next few weeks perving out over my aunt. Worst thing was after I finished I rewinded back to where I found the tape but I decided to browse more into the video. Wow, I never looked at my aunt's mouth the same..I swear I washed my hands 30 times. The stupid thing was it was one of those VHS tapes where you can put another tape into. About a year or two later I got seriously into skateboarding and would borrow that same camera that I'm sure the filmed on. To this day I think I can pinpoint my love of hairy bush to that day.
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I can only assume they popped each others cherries? Regardless, they're definitely taking all this "I fucked my sister" porn rage way too seriously. It might be time for a friend or parental figure to sit them down and have some real talk.
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never fucked my sister but once beat off to my aunt and uncles sex tape. :-\
That's fucked bro
I found an unmarked tape so I decided to watch it.
Once I realized it was porn (tape was mid scene) I did what any 15 year old did when no one was home, I started to jack off. Honestly I just thought it was random amateur porn my uncle got from a buddy or something because it was just a close up a man's hairy asshole and dick going to town on a relatively hairy pussy. It wasn't until he came in her and she spoke that I realized what I've just seen but by that time I had already finished. I'm not going to lie I spent the next few weeks perving out over my aunt. Worst thing was after I finished I rewinded back to where I found the tape but I decided to browse more into the video. Wow, I never looked at my aunt's mouth the same..I swear I washed my hands 30 times. The stupid thing was it was one of those VHS tapes where you can put another tape into. About a year or two later I got seriously into skateboarding and would borrow that same camera that I'm sure the filmed on. To this day I think I can pinpoint my love of hairy bush to that day.
I REALLY want to believe this. Cool story bro, and I mean that.
I feel like Charlie Murphy in Rick James sketch.
True story though.
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never fucked my sister but once beat off to my aunt and uncles sex tape. :-\
That's fucked bro
I found an unmarked tape so I decided to watch it.
Once I realized it was porn (tape was mid scene) I did what any 15 year old did when no one was home, I started to jack off. Honestly I just thought it was random amateur porn my uncle got from a buddy or something because it was just a close up a man's hairy asshole and dick going to town on a relatively hairy pussy. It wasn't until he came in her and she spoke that I realized what I've just seen but by that time I had already finished. I'm not going to lie I spent the next few weeks perving out over my aunt. Worst thing was after I finished I rewinded back to where I found the tape but I decided to browse more into the video. Wow, I never looked at my aunt's mouth the same..I swear I washed my hands 30 times. The stupid thing was it was one of those VHS tapes where you can put another tape into. About a year or two later I got seriously into skateboarding and would borrow that same camera that I'm sure the filmed on. To this day I think I can pinpoint my love of hairy bush to that day.
Copy and paste this into the real confessions thread please.
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Damn, Surf-goth fucks his sister? That's wild.
You fruitcakes can troll me all you want but you're not getting rid of me unless a mod bans me
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This thread has some potential to make UTWB suck less again.
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Damn, Surf-goth fucks his sister? That's wild.
How'd you know?
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Damn, Surf-goth fucks his sister? That's wild.
Damn you figured out how quoting works, impressive for an inbred. Get the fuck out of here and go finger your sister under the table at Waffle House you sick motherfucker.
Mods, shalom.
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Damn, Surf-goth fucks his sister? That's wild.
You fruitcakes can troll me all you want but you're not getting rid of me unless a mod bans me
no need to get your lederhosen in a pretzel about it, herbert.
shalom
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What are you like surfgoths sister that he confirmed he fucks or some shit? Fuck outta here tryna troll me, you’re ten years late homebwaye. Sha fuckin lom
Max will be home in less than 2 years.
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What are you like surfgoths sister that he confirmed he fucks or some shit? Fuck outta here tryna troll me, you’re ten years late homebwaye. Sha fuckin lom
Max will be home in less than 2 years.
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Thank you for the kook. That's what I'm here for.
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I kooked you, fuckface.
Give credit where it's due 😤
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What are you like surfgoths sister that he confirmed he fucks or some shit? Fuck outta here tryna troll me, you’re ten years late homebwaye. Sha fuckin lom
Max will be home in less than 2 years.
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No but i might've fucked your sister.
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What happens in Townley, stays in Townley.
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Omg I’m loling Ryan sent me a Dm on Instagram.
“About being siblings. You honestly think something like that would be true”
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Omg I’m loling Ryan sent me a Dm on Instagram.
“About being siblings. You honestly think something like that would be true”
Loool sooo funny!
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What happens in Townley, stays in Townley.
:D
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fucking your sister is ok, fucking dogs is where i draw the line
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http://youtu.be/yPMBnVh2T3s
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https://youtu.be/56dPMEyPmTQ (https://youtu.be/56dPMEyPmTQ)
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Mood music for this thread.
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You fucking losers should stop making up disgusting rumors about people. Always act morally superior but think it's funny to say some guy is fucking his sister?
This made me laugh way too hard.
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Omg I’m loling Ryan sent me a Dm on Instagram.
“About being siblings. You honestly think something like that would be true”
Loool sooo funny!
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Mood music for this thread.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrteWCHHFUs
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Mood music for this thread.
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Damn if we're bringing music into this, I should bring this thread to the Pixies, hopefully to inspire a new song outta them
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new Pixies album in september!
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So this is what happens in the pyramid country?
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Damn, I wish I had a sister. Some people get all the breaks.
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new Pixies album in september!
Stoked they got to meet Ryan Townley!
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So this is what happens in the pyramid country?
Apparently, what happens in Pyramid Country no longer stays in Pyramid Country. If you can't keep it in your pants, at least keep it in the family.
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this guy literally sits down when he pops his tricks. what the actual fuck?
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So this is what happens in the pyramid country?
Oh honey, you haven’t heard of the Wet Boyz entry and acceptance ritual have you...
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http://youtu.be/yPMBnVh2T3s
This is pretty intense. If Monica lost the face tats she'd be kinda cute in a weird way
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http://youtu.be/yPMBnVh2T3s
This is pretty intense. If Monica lost the face tats she'd be kinda cute in a weird way
I just read somewhere that moms/sons who were separated for years who didn’t get a chance to grow those affectionate bonds as adult/child still grow them as adult/adult, and “fall in love”, apparently it is not uncommon in that situation
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So this is what happens in the pyramid country?
Oh honey, you haven’t heard of the Wet Boyz entry and acceptance ritual have you...
Holy shit. A Wet Boyz reference in 2019. Time for a Micah Hollinger comeback.
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never fucked my sister but once beat off to my aunt and uncles sex tape. :-\
That's fucked bro
I found an unmarked tape so I decided to watch it.
Once I realized it was porn (tape was mid scene) I did what any 15 year old did when no one was home, I started to jack off. Honestly I just thought it was random amateur porn my uncle got from a buddy or something because it was just a close up a man's hairy asshole and dick going to town on a relatively hairy pussy. It wasn't until he came in her and she spoke that I realized what I've just seen but by that time I had already finished. I'm not going to lie I spent the next few weeks perving out over my aunt. Worst thing was after I finished I rewinded back to where I found the tape but I decided to browse more into the video. Wow, I never looked at my aunt's mouth the same..I swear I washed my hands 30 times. The stupid thing was it was one of those VHS tapes where you can put another tape into. About a year or two later I got seriously into skateboarding and would borrow that same camera that I'm sure the filmed on. To this day I think I can pinpoint my love of hairy bush to that day.
So you basically jacked of to the hairy asshole of your uncle?
Shalom to you
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So this is what happens in the pyramid country?
Oh honey, you haven’t heard of the Wet Boyz entry and acceptance ritual have you...
Holy shit. A Wet Boyz reference in 2019. Time for a Micah Hollinger comeback.
I’ve been holding my breath for more Jerrod Saba footy
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So this is what happens in the pyramid country?
Oh honey, you haven’t heard of the Wet Boyz entry and acceptance ritual have you...
Holy shit. A Wet Boyz reference in 2019. Time for a Micah Hollinger comeback.
I’ve been holding my breath for more Jerrod Saba footy
Those pants definitely need a comeback.
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I just looked up who he is. His sister is probably pretty cool.
He skates like a guy that should go back down to an 8.1.
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This is pretty intense. If Monica lost the face tats she'd be kinda cute in a weird way
I like how the face tats are the line for your standards haha
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Surf-goth post a pic of your sister fuccboi
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This is pretty intense. If Monica lost the face tats she'd be kinda cute in a weird way
I like how the face tats are the line for your standards haha
Eh take them away and she looks a little bit less on crack/meth/heroin
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never fucked my sister but once beat off to my aunt and uncles sex tape. :-\
That's fucked bro
I found an unmarked tape so I decided to watch it.
Once I realized it was porn (tape was mid scene) I did what any 15 year old did when no one was home, I started to jack off. Honestly I just thought it was random amateur porn my uncle got from a buddy or something because it was just a close up a man's hairy asshole and dick going to town on a relatively hairy pussy. It wasn't until he came in her and she spoke that I realized what I've just seen but by that time I had already finished. I'm not going to lie I spent the next few weeks perving out over my aunt. Worst thing was after I finished I rewinded back to where I found the tape but I decided to browse more into the video. Wow, I never looked at my aunt's mouth the same..I swear I washed my hands 30 times. The stupid thing was it was one of those VHS tapes where you can put another tape into. About a year or two later I got seriously into skateboarding and would borrow that same camera that I'm sure the filmed on. To this day I think I can pinpoint my love of hairy bush to that day.
So you basically jacked of to the hairy asshole of your uncle?
Shalom to you
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So is this rumor true? I'm still lost? Someone on here must be friends with Ryan...
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So is this rumor true? I'm still lost? Someone on here must be friends with Ryan...
it's not
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So is this rumor true? I'm still lost? Someone on here must be friends with Ryan...
it's not
I think he just looks similar to his girlfriend. Her ink makes me so happy I'm 44 and still "clean". Dont understand biting ass styles at all.
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http://youtu.be/yPMBnVh2T3s
This is pretty intense. If Monica lost the face tats she'd be kinda cute in a weird way
I like how the face tats are the line for your standards haha
Eh take them away and she looks a little bit less on crack/meth/heroin
Not gonna lie, I'd try it out.
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So is this rumor true? I'm still lost? Someone on here must be friends with Ryan...
it's not
I think he just looks similar to his girlfriend. Her ink makes me so happy I'm 44 and still "clean". Dont understand biting ass styles at all.
If anyone's dating their sister, it's
https://www.instagram.com/p/BqRIicwHPLg/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet (https://www.instagram.com/p/BqRIicwHPLg/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet)
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So is this rumor true? I'm still lost? Someone on here must be friends with Ryan...
it's not
I think he just looks similar to his girlfriend. Her ink makes me so happy I'm 44 and still "clean". Dont understand biting ass styles at all.
I'm not condoning it, but here's how I could see it happen.
-Being too far away from an artist of choice and unable to travel. Thus one becomes lazy and opts for knock-off work. Not excusable.
-Artist is dead or no longer taking appointments. Thus one opts for knock-off work. Semi excusable such as Jerry or Hardy work.
-Artists is a normal artists and doesn't tattoo. (My own bias, I have a Putrid tattoo on my ribs)
-The person is a kook and doesn't care for the unwritten rules or mores of that tattoo community. AKA the story of today.
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So is this rumor true? I'm still lost? Someone on here must be friends with Ryan...
it's not
I think he just looks similar to his girlfriend. Her ink makes me so happy I'm 44 and still "clean". Dont understand biting ass styles at all.
I'm not condoning it, but here's how I could see it happen.
-Being too far away from an artist of choice and unable to travel. Thus one becomes lazy and opts for knock-off work. Not excusable.
-Artist is dead or no longer taking appointments. Thus one opts for knock-off work. Semi excusable such as Jerry or Hardy work.
-Artists is a normal artists and doesn't tattoo. (My own bias, I have a Putrid tattoo on my ribs)
-The person is a kook and doesn't care for the unwritten rules or mores of that tattoo community. AKA the story of today.
except dr woo sucks ass. i've seen plenty of his tattoo that are healed and they're garbage. he also charges inSANE prices. he quoted a friend of mine $450 for a finger tattoo, and when she called him on it, he started talking about how it was "shop minimum" and he had "plenty of people willing to pay".
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So this is what happens in the pyramid country?
Oh honey, you haven’t heard of the Wet Boyz entry and acceptance ritual have you...
Holy shit. A Wet Boyz reference in 2019. Time for a Micah Hollinger comeback.
Still...
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gM7f4_nneag
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So is this rumor true? I'm still lost? Someone on here must be friends with Ryan...
it's not
I think he just looks similar to his girlfriend. Her ink makes me so happy I'm 44 and still "clean". Dont understand biting ass styles at all.
I'm not condoning it, but here's how I could see it happen.
-Being too far away from an artist of choice and unable to travel. Thus one becomes lazy and opts for knock-off work. Not excusable.
-Artist is dead or no longer taking appointments. Thus one opts for knock-off work. Semi excusable such as Jerry or Hardy work.
-Artists is a normal artists and doesn't tattoo. (My own bias, I have a Putrid tattoo on my ribs)
-The person is a kook and doesn't care for the unwritten rules or mores of that tattoo community. AKA the story of today.
except dr woo sucks ass. i've seen plenty of his tattoo that are healed and they're garbage. he also charges inSANE prices. he quoted a friend of mine $450 for a finger tattoo, and when she called him on it, he started talking about how it was "shop minimum" and he had "plenty of people willing to pay".
I agree. It’s funny, in my opinion as a nobody other than enjoying collecting tattoos, that such styles that Woo, and the equivalent biters/inspireders, are getting so much attention. Anyone with a cringe detector damn well knows when you see someone with a Dr Woo copycat, or Ryan Townley’s girl’s style of tattoo, to stay clear of tattoo talk without becoming more of a misanthrope.
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So is this rumor true? I'm still lost? Someone on here must be friends with Ryan...
it's not
I think he just looks similar to his girlfriend. Her ink makes me so happy I'm 44 and still "clean". Dont understand biting ass styles at all.
I'm not condoning it, but here's how I could see it happen.
-Being too far away from an artist of choice and unable to travel. Thus one becomes lazy and opts for knock-off work. Not excusable.
-Artist is dead or no longer taking appointments. Thus one opts for knock-off work. Semi excusable such as Jerry or Hardy work.
-Artists is a normal artists and doesn't tattoo. (My own bias, I have a Putrid tattoo on my ribs)
-The person is a kook and doesn't care for the unwritten rules or mores of that tattoo community. AKA the story of today.
except dr woo sucks ass. i've seen plenty of his tattoo that are healed and they're garbage. he also charges inSANE prices. he quoted a friend of mine $450 for a finger tattoo, and when she called him on it, he started talking about how it was "shop minimum" and he had "plenty of people willing to pay".
I agree. It’s funny, in my opinion as a nobody other than enjoying collecting tattoos, that such styles that Woo, and the equivalent biters/inspireders, are getting so much attention. Anyone with a cringe detector damn well knows when you see someone with a Dr Woo copycat, or Ryan Townley’s girl’s style of tattoo, to stay clear of tattoo talk without becoming more of a misanthrope.
Yes to all this.
And $450 for a finger tattoo is stupid unless it's going to actually look like a dick or elephant trunk
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So is this rumor true? I'm still lost? Someone on here must be friends with Ryan...
it's not
I think he just looks similar to his girlfriend. Her ink makes me so happy I'm 44 and still "clean". Dont understand biting ass styles at all.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BqRIicwHPLg/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet (https://www.instagram.com/p/BqRIicwHPLg/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet)
This one had me laughing so hard. Woke up the girlfriend haha.
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So is this rumor true? I'm still lost? Someone on here must be friends with Ryan...
it's not
I think he just looks similar to his girlfriend. Her ink makes me so happy I'm 44 and still "clean". Dont understand biting ass styles at all.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BqRIicwHPLg/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet (https://www.instagram.com/p/BqRIicwHPLg/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet)
I think he's massaging her nipples behind that new pro model
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So is this rumor true? I'm still lost? Someone on here must be friends with Ryan...
it's not
I think he just looks similar to his girlfriend. Her ink makes me so happy I'm 44 and still "clean". Dont understand biting ass styles at all.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BqRIicwHPLg/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet (https://www.instagram.com/p/BqRIicwHPLg/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet)
I think he's massaging her nipples behind that new pro model
Bruh... Where do you think a nipple is on a human female? Legit question.
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So is this rumor true? I'm still lost? Someone on here must be friends with Ryan...
it's not
I think he just looks similar to his girlfriend. Her ink makes me so happy I'm 44 and still "clean". Dont understand biting ass styles at all.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BqRIicwHPLg/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet (https://www.instagram.com/p/BqRIicwHPLg/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet)
I think he's massaging her nipples behind that new pro model
Bruh... Where do you think a nipple is on a human female? Legit question.
Obviously her nipple is in Chris's pocket
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Don't body shame her, she can't help it if her tits sag a little. Smh
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So is this rumor true? I'm still lost? Someone on here must be friends with Ryan...
it's not
I think he just looks similar to his girlfriend. Her ink makes me so happy I'm 44 and still "clean". Dont understand biting ass styles at all.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BqRIicwHPLg/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet (https://www.instagram.com/p/BqRIicwHPLg/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet)
Damn, I thought Mikey T looked horsey. These 2 take the carrot.
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So is this rumor true? I'm still lost? Someone on here must be friends with Ryan...
it's not
I think he just looks similar to his girlfriend. Her ink makes me so happy I'm 44 and still "clean". Dont understand biting ass styles at all.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BqRIicwHPLg/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet (https://www.instagram.com/p/BqRIicwHPLg/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet)
I think he's massaging her nipples behind that new pro model
Bruh... Where do you think a nipple is on a human female? Legit question.
YEAH bruh, where it at?. This dry-dick virgin don't even know about female anatomy.
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So is this rumor true? I'm still lost? Someone on here must be friends with Ryan...
it's not
I think he just looks similar to his girlfriend. Her ink makes me so happy I'm 44 and still "clean". Dont understand biting ass styles at all.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BqRIicwHPLg/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet (https://www.instagram.com/p/BqRIicwHPLg/?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet)
I think he's massaging her nipples behind that new pro model
Bruh... Where do you think a nipple is on a human female? Legit question.
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Slap of anatomy
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That Neville Longbottom guy grabbing at that poor girl's torso aka one big boob