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Title: Pro's fictional non-skate sponsors...
Post by: Nanda Zinger on May 18, 2019, 09:32:36 PM
If this thread has previously been done, I apologize. So basically what non skate brands could you see certain pros being sponsored by. For example, Brad Cromer on Vineyard Vines or Brandon Biebel on Everlast.
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Post by: SneakySecrets on May 18, 2019, 09:36:33 PM
Nick Ferro for Fix a Flat
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Post by: Dustwardprez on May 18, 2019, 09:38:35 PM
Someone told me that PJ is sponsored by fucking Target.

Jason Dill could be a hallmark card guy I think
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Post by: CHONGO on May 18, 2019, 09:41:12 PM
Someone told me that PJ is sponsored by fucking Target.

Jason Dill could be a hallmark card guy I think

Ill take three of his signature hallmark cards.
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Post by: Allez_Jambon on May 18, 2019, 09:44:10 PM
frog x utz
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Post by: Dwyck on May 18, 2019, 09:45:18 PM
alex olson on technics
stu kirst on warlord clothing [some great bootlegs on that site]
suciu on penguin classics
feedback on just for men

edit: kyota on collegeboard SAT prep
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Post by: Classy Durag on May 18, 2019, 09:46:51 PM
Alex Chalmers on Coca Cola
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Post by: element4life on May 18, 2019, 10:59:48 PM
evan smith on depends
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Post by: brettpancake on May 18, 2019, 11:08:54 PM
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Someone told me that PJ is sponsored by fucking Target.

Jason Dill could be a hallmark card guy I think
[close]

Ill take three of his signature hallmark cards.

That'll be $500
Title: Re: Pro's fictional non-skate sponsors...
Post by: Dwyck on May 18, 2019, 11:36:01 PM
evan smith on depends

callum paul on aetna bedside male urinals
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Post by: Cool Ceith on May 18, 2019, 11:44:04 PM
Gustavo Ribeiro on Invisalign

Felipe Gustavo on Bridesmaids Quarterly Magazine
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Post by: cheetahsheets on May 19, 2019, 12:16:12 AM
Reda on Kraft because he's cheesy as fuck.

Would gnar
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Post by: Síota on May 19, 2019, 12:18:29 AM
Fiction ? RedBull and Monster are core no?
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Post by: 2000 on May 19, 2019, 12:53:15 AM
Mike Mo on Twitch, I watched his stream once but he never reads chat
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Post by: Ayanami on May 19, 2019, 01:49:43 AM
Jim Greco on a Halloween Store that’s open year round
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Post by: os89 on May 19, 2019, 04:41:36 AM
Jamie Foy on Slim Jims.
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Post by: element4life on May 19, 2019, 05:23:02 AM
Franky Villani on Garnier
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Post by: cucktard on May 19, 2019, 06:09:35 AM
Andy Roy on Crest

Duane Peters on Mutual Life. Or Phizer.

Grosso on Gillette



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Post by: Joclo on May 19, 2019, 06:47:15 AM
Jason Dill on mannequins
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Post by: bigrigbutters on May 19, 2019, 09:50:24 AM
alex olson on technics


heh
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Post by: Koozin on May 19, 2019, 07:32:29 PM
Daewon on harbor freight
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Post by: DISTANT RUMOURS on May 19, 2019, 10:56:49 PM
Brandon Turner on Rogaine
(seriously when's the last time you've seen him without a hat? His hairline was receding pretty fast...)
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Post by: cockfightchamp on May 19, 2019, 11:20:48 PM
dill on AARP benifits
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Post by: TheDraught on May 20, 2019, 01:54:57 AM
Carroll on cuckold.com merchandise
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Post by: nonickname on May 20, 2019, 07:10:26 AM
Daniel Castillo on Little Ceasars...I'll explain

Little Ceasars sponsors Minor League Baseball...Daniel was am forever...he works at a dispensary...therefore food for 4:20 purposes.

In my semi hungover mind that was a straight leap of logic.
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Post by: DanTheDoucher on May 20, 2019, 07:40:40 AM
Mike Sinclair on Little Debbie

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Post by: pussyslayer7 on May 20, 2019, 09:18:06 AM
keeping it real don't pay your bills
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Post by: SHIREFLIP on May 20, 2019, 09:43:17 AM
Daewon on Dunkin Donuts.
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Post by: soonbanned on May 20, 2019, 12:35:23 PM
Aaron Kyro on SHALOM
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Post by: Dwyck on May 20, 2019, 01:24:20 PM
diego todd on Juul
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Post by: bo golden on May 20, 2019, 01:39:13 PM
biebel and roy/crest toothpaste
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Post by: Dustwardprez on May 20, 2019, 10:39:42 PM
Jim Greco The Xmas Tree Store
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Post by: Dustwardprez on May 20, 2019, 10:51:09 PM
Neil Hendrix X Protective Custody
Would be nice
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Post by: Bony cawk on May 20, 2019, 10:52:39 PM
Kalis - snap on

Cardiel - channel one soundsystem

Foy - John deere

Elijah berle- John Deere as well
Title: Re: Pro's fictional non-skate sponsors...
Post by: Nanda Zinger on May 21, 2019, 10:41:16 AM
Ben Kadow on Rockabilia.com
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Post by: DanTheDoucher on May 21, 2019, 10:42:26 AM
Antwuan Dixon for Liberty Bail Bonds
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Post by: Mohamedg89 on May 21, 2019, 11:07:43 AM
The entire Fallen team should be sponsored by Boca Raton.

Nah seriously, why would you revive a failed brand and then do exactly the same thing as before. At least switch the team up. I mean, fuck, the brand tanked when these guys were way more in their prime. Still rooting for them though. Skating needs Es, Fallen, DVS and all the brands I grew up with because... nostalgia
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Post by: D10S on May 21, 2019, 12:06:02 PM
neen on lululemon
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Post by: elbarto on May 21, 2019, 01:52:57 PM
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Someone told me that PJ is sponsored by fucking Target.

Jason Dill could be a hallmark card guy I think
[close]

Ill take three of his signature hallmark cards.
[close]

That'll be $500

Each.
Title: Re: Pro's fictional non-skate sponsors...
Post by: winecrab on May 21, 2019, 02:49:07 PM
Austyn Gillete on Gillete
Shane O'Neill on O'Neill
Lizard king on Droors
Clint Walker on Kyle Walker
Kyle Walker on Walker Ryan
Steve Berra on semen
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Post by: slippy on May 21, 2019, 03:09:08 PM

Tommy Sandoval on Modelo Chelada
RyRey on alternative self paced charter schools
Dane Vaughn on K-Momo
Chris Cole on Mikey Taylor's entrepreneur program
TK on big cars
Title: Re: Pro's fictional non-skate sponsors...
Post by: GAY on May 21, 2019, 03:19:10 PM
Sammy Baca for Lipstick Bail Bonds

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgRKCgjiArw

EDIT: I accidentally, totally bit DanTheDoucher and for that I apologize. Not deleting this post, though, because that commercial is worth a watch.
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Post by: DannyDee on May 21, 2019, 03:31:06 PM
There was an era of Greco that should have been on Mac cosmetics.
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Post by: goo goo goo joob on May 21, 2019, 03:35:11 PM
This was an article (sort of) in an old Skateboarder mag. They asked a bunch of skaters what their dream, non-skate sponsor would be... if anyone has that and could scan it, that'd be rad.
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Post by: I.C. Weiner on May 21, 2019, 03:35:24 PM
Austyn Gillete on Gillete
Shane O'Neill on O'Neill
Lizard king on Droors
Clint Walker on Kyle Walker
Kyle Walker on Walker Ryan
Steve Berra on semen

ha took me a second
Title: Re: Pro's fictional non-skate sponsors...
Post by: Dustwardprez on May 21, 2019, 03:36:51 PM
There was an era of Greco that should have been on Mac cosmetics.

I would have put him on 53rd and 3rd
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Post by: Billy Ocean on May 21, 2019, 09:26:11 PM
Bobby Puleo on Infowars
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Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on May 21, 2019, 09:31:41 PM
  Hotwax.
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Post by: robby13 on May 25, 2019, 12:41:38 PM
Kalis - snap on

Cardiel - channel one soundsystem

Foy - John deere

Elijah berle- John Deere as well

Hahahaha I can definitely picture foy in a green JD dad hat
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Post by: DirtyBurger on May 25, 2019, 12:48:02 PM
I bet Eli Reed has hit up Urban Outfitters about a sponsorship.
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Post by: hotstudios_on_youtube on May 25, 2019, 08:59:01 PM
Reynolds - Cadillac

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Post by: WobbleHeadBob on May 26, 2019, 02:00:44 AM
Curren Caples on Pantenne
Bachinski on Home Depot
Title: Re: Pro's fictional non-skate sponsors...
Post by: Szechuan on May 26, 2019, 02:11:25 AM
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There was an era of Greco that should have been on Mac cosmetics.
[close]

I would have put him on 53rd and 3rd
Tryin' to turn a trick, 53rd and 3rd don't it make ya feel sick!
Title: Re: Pro's fictional non-skate sponsors...
Post by: Dustwardprez on May 26, 2019, 09:08:48 AM
Rodney x hooked on phonics
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Post by: Dustwardprez on May 26, 2019, 09:09:41 AM
Guy on Spen
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Post by: fs overkrook on May 26, 2019, 06:28:00 PM
Jerry gurney on grimple stix