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Title: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: SpankerChief on July 03, 2019, 07:06:37 AM
Let’s see what you guys local ads for used skateboard comes up with? Is it a certified dog turd of a complete? Is it that shitty and would even charge someone for money?
https://img.letgo.com/images/88/01/cc/dc/8801ccdc0099467dab8b86e269a5d57c.jpg?impolicy=img_600?impolicy=img_600

https://img.letgo.com/images/e1/87/30/3d/e187303d012beeaf0fea0d99f45c3437.jpg?impolicy=img_600?impolicy=img_600?impolicy=img_600
https://miami.craigslist.org/pbc/for/d/boca-raton-custom-element-skateboard/6896464008.html




So I do some outreach stuff sometimes with my own deadbeat boards. As anyone knows it’s better to give away a decent board then to try to extort someone for a hunk of shit bird that should be in the trash.
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on July 03, 2019, 07:25:10 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/VYWy6WQ/craigslist.jpg)
We don't make sense, we just want dollas!
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: SpankerChief on July 03, 2019, 07:33:00 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/VYWy6WQ/craigslist.jpg)
We don't make sense, we just want dollas!
I wouldn’t give them a dime for that, it’s best as a wall hanger,

Probably a I use to skate sad dad his excuse is my wife tells me to get rid of it. The one thing I don’t get is every board is custom and the board is not going to increase in value? You’re not going to get what you put into it.
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: SpankerChief on July 03, 2019, 07:45:10 AM
https://detroit.craigslist.org/okl/spo/d/skateboard/6911018486.html Another one from Detroit
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: SpankerChief on July 03, 2019, 07:49:44 AM
Two turds out of Atlanta
https://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/spo/d/atlanta-skateboard-decks-and-trucks/6901177112.html
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: SpankerChief on July 03, 2019, 07:52:47 AM
Cmon guys this is fucking pathetic when it comes to selling some stuff how could anyone ever buy a board like this for close to $175
https://austin.craigslist.org/spo/d/austin-rare-custom-santa-monica-dogtown/6905988997.html
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: SpankerChief on July 03, 2019, 07:58:22 AM
https://austin.craigslist.org/spo/d/cedar-park-element-skateboard-brand-new/6902341686.html
The wording for how it’s the top of the line custom made bs just makes me not even bother.
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: DanTheDoucher on July 03, 2019, 08:01:34 AM
I was just going through the Pittsburgh Craigslist and found a board that I'm hoping to buy haha

Lightly used Santa Cruz deck with Thunder trucks (not even any scratches) and Bones wheels for $10.
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: DanTheDoucher on July 03, 2019, 08:02:44 AM
Autographed BAM deck.

https://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/for/d/uniontown-bam-margera-autographed/6922051298.html
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: SpankerChief on July 03, 2019, 08:03:13 AM
https://providence.craigslist.org/spo/d/central-falls-ccs-skateboard-with/6925394798.html
Garbage ass ads and plain worthless to me if the trucks are not thunders or Indy’s
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on July 03, 2019, 08:03:23 AM
Sick graphic but if skateboards never stopped looking like this I would never have started skating.
(https://i.ibb.co/VmDJ4DX/craigslist-2.jpg)
Definitely 2 different size [bent?] trucks too.
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: DanTheDoucher on July 03, 2019, 08:04:40 AM
Shorty's Chadillac Muskalade deck.

https://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/for/d/uniontown-chad-muska-2002-og-rare/6922054090.html
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: SpankerChief on July 03, 2019, 08:05:05 AM
I was just going through the Pittsburgh Craigslist and found a board that I'm hoping to buy haha

Lightly used Santa Cruz deck with Thunder trucks (not even any scratches) and Bones wheels for $10.
I’d buy that Santa Cruz then most of these turds I’ve seen.
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: SpankerChief on July 03, 2019, 08:07:33 AM
Shorty's Chadillac Muskalade deck.

https://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/for/d/uniontown-chad-muska-2002-og-rare/6922054090.html
That’s a pretty good one there, just couldn’t bring myself to buy a board when it’s referred to in the 3rd person.
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: SpankerChief on July 03, 2019, 08:10:20 AM
https://images.craigslist.org/01515_1g7d9kPYZvx_600x450.jpg
Another winner for kook custom made skateboard
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: SpankerChief on July 03, 2019, 08:13:01 AM
$75 for a shop complete? https://images.craigslist.org/01111_kfkrcmQmIW_600x450.jpg
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: DanTheDoucher on July 03, 2019, 08:41:19 AM
Dude e-mailed me back.

After work I will be the proud new owner of a slightly used Santa Cruz board with like new Thunder trucks. Should be a decent back-up board.
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: SpankerChief on July 03, 2019, 09:20:28 AM
Dude e-mailed me back.

After work I will be the proud new owner of a slightly used Santa Cruz board with like new Thunder trucks. Should be a decent back-up board.
wheres the ad? in pttsburgh? i'll check it out...
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: DanTheDoucher on July 03, 2019, 09:25:03 AM
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Dude e-mailed me back.

After work I will be the proud new owner of a slightly used Santa Cruz board with like new Thunder trucks. Should be a decent back-up board.
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wheres the ad? in pttsburgh? i'll check it out...

https://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/spo/d/pittsburgh-santa-cruz-skateboard/6922489089.html (https://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/spo/d/pittsburgh-santa-cruz-skateboard/6922489089.html)
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: SpankerChief on July 03, 2019, 09:26:33 AM
not bad, pretty good one what you reckon the size is?
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: DanTheDoucher on July 03, 2019, 09:27:25 AM
not bad, pretty good one what you reckon the size is?

Looks to be about 8.00

Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: SpankerChief on July 03, 2019, 09:45:30 AM
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not bad, pretty good one what you reckon the size is?
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Looks to be about 8.00
That’s rad when it works out in your favor, I just don’t understand these guys who try to sell their stuff for a return on their investment?! Boards aren’t valuable and if they’re it’s a series and has to be pristine no grip and preferred in the plastic but near mint is no plastic and hung
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: DanTheDoucher on July 03, 2019, 10:39:11 AM
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not bad, pretty good one what you reckon the size is?
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Looks to be about 8.00
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That’s rad when it works out in your favor, I just don’t understand these guys who try to sell their stuff for a return on their investment?! Boards aren’t valuable and if they’re it’s a series and has to be pristine no grip and preferred in the plastic but near mint is no plastic and hung

Agreed. It's like they think that some rotted old board with rusty trucks from the 70's is worth money just because it's old.
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: DanTheDoucher on July 03, 2019, 03:58:02 PM
Picked up the Santa Cruz board after work. It’s in excellent condition except for some shitty spray paint on the grip. I will probably just re-grip it before I rip it.
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: CHONGO on July 03, 2019, 05:23:31 PM
love going on craigslist and seeing what people post under "skateboard" its always something strange.
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Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: DanTheDoucher on July 03, 2019, 07:42:52 PM
love going on craigslist and seeing what people post under "skateboard" its always something strange.
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I saw a Walmart Hobie the Cat board for $50 on there today. Thing probably only cost $25 new.
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: formula420 on July 03, 2019, 10:23:32 PM
$30 Walmart deck, warped, missing wheel.
https://denver.craigslist.org/spo/d/aurora-skateboard-31-long/6912767732.html

However, new primitive decks for 25 is decent
https://denver.craigslist.org/for/d/denver-primitive-skateboard-decks/6925177354.html

Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: Black Frycook on July 03, 2019, 11:04:46 PM
Best Craigslist find ever

(https://i.ibb.co/zNtSd2B/20190704-020315.jpg)
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: Trickflip on July 03, 2019, 11:42:20 PM
Best Craigslist find ever

(https://i.ibb.co/zNtSd2B/20190704-020315.jpg)
There better be some mud included
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: Black Frycook on July 04, 2019, 12:30:42 AM
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Best Craigslist find ever

(https://i.ibb.co/zNtSd2B/20190704-020315.jpg)
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There better be some mud included

I heard if you collect every Bam deck you gain the power of mudbending
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on July 08, 2019, 02:24:41 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/cvLHjv0/old.jpg)
I dunno man you could re-grip it maybe, i bet its not soggy, at all.
(https://i.ibb.co/k6P2Y5P/old2.jpg)
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: LordManHammer on July 09, 2019, 06:58:45 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/cvLHjv0/old.jpg)
I dunno man you could re-grip it maybe, i bet its not soggy, at all.
(https://i.ibb.co/k6P2Y5P/old2.jpg)
I don't know about skating that however if given the chance I'd take the wheels and trucks off and dedicate a wall to certain timelines 4 corners to a room hang up the golden absolute relics that you don't see often.

 Everyone has seen that World Industries deck with the black guy or the  hanging klansman, Blind fucked up kids, I say fuck that hang up the ones that aren't as popular and rare to find but only put up the ones no one has.

Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: 50mm on July 09, 2019, 01:11:58 PM
Craigslist is a great place to find trucks. Most people selling boards on there never really skated so trucks are usually in great condition. They post the complete for $40. Offer to buy it for $20, its usually crackheads trying to get anything they can.
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: LordManHammer on July 09, 2019, 03:04:35 PM
Craigslist is a great place to find trucks. Most people selling boards on there never really skated so trucks are usually in great condition. They post the complete for $40. Offer to buy it for $20, its usually crackheads trying to get anything they can.
when I am on craigslist or any other bargain site I look at the condition of the trucks and ask the size to see if it is worth it. If it's a small 7.75 I ain't fucking with it, another good resource I have been seeing boards in pawn shops. Same scenario is applied if it's small and it sucks fuck that shit. Only trucks and wheels is what I initially am buying those boards for in the first place.
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: 20matar on July 10, 2019, 07:32:13 AM
Too bad there's nothing I can add. But I love this thread.
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: DanTheDoucher on July 10, 2019, 07:53:12 AM
Too bad there's nothing I can add. But I love this thread.

I went on Craigslist to find some hunks of shit to post and ended up finding a Santa Cruz complete for $10 that I bought that same day.

This thread has had a positive impact on my life for sure.
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: DanTheDoucher on July 10, 2019, 08:12:35 AM
$170 for a Rip n' Dip board? GTFOH.

https://us.letgo.com/en/i/complete-skateboard-for-cheap-ripndip-odd-future-vans-spitfire-thrasher-venture_faf56a61-abd3-4af2-b0c1-39b07f4b4393 (https://us.letgo.com/en/i/complete-skateboard-for-cheap-ripndip-odd-future-vans-spitfire-thrasher-venture_faf56a61-abd3-4af2-b0c1-39b07f4b4393)
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: shucknjive on July 10, 2019, 08:34:11 AM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OdYGnAFaeHU
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: LordManHammer on July 10, 2019, 06:30:10 PM
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Too bad there's nothing I can add. But I love this thread.
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I went on Craigslist to find some hunks of shit to post and ended up finding a Santa Cruz complete for $10 that I bought that same day.

This thread has had a positive impact on my life for sure.
When I started this thread I was intentionally making fun of "custom completes" but if it's rad I am glad someone found some use  my many ramblings of bullshit and other crap.
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: DanTheDoucher on July 11, 2019, 05:59:28 AM
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Too bad there's nothing I can add. But I love this thread.
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I went on Craigslist to find some hunks of shit to post and ended up finding a Santa Cruz complete for $10 that I bought that same day.

This thread has had a positive impact on my life for sure.
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When I started this thread I was intentionally making fun of "custom completes" but if it's rad I am glad someone found some use  my many ramblings of bullshit and other crap.

Why the new account?
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: LordManHammer on July 11, 2019, 09:35:52 AM
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Too bad there's nothing I can add. But I love this thread.
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I went on Craigslist to find some hunks of shit to post and ended up finding a Santa Cruz complete for $10 that I bought that same day.

This thread has had a positive impact on my life for sure.
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When I started this thread I was intentionally making fun of "custom completes" but if it's rad I am glad someone found some use  my many ramblings of bullshit and other crap.
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Why the new account?
I got banned albeit I made a joke about some s&m type of shoe booties, that I assumed would be taken in jest, however I guess the F word is just as offensive as the N word which I agree the N word is terrible the other however c'mon it wasn't directed at anyone just what assumed a ATHF reference from master shake.
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: rapscallion on July 11, 2019, 10:31:14 AM
I've been watching this ad get updated and relisted for more than THREE YEARS. Seriously. In the beginning, he had a line about "I'll even show you my bum knee from when I fell!" or something like that. He's gotten extremely brief over the years but he maintains that $450 original cost.

(https://i.imgur.com/ZH0S4ci.png)
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: DanTheDoucher on July 11, 2019, 11:12:33 AM
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Too bad there's nothing I can add. But I love this thread.
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I went on Craigslist to find some hunks of shit to post and ended up finding a Santa Cruz complete for $10 that I bought that same day.

This thread has had a positive impact on my life for sure.
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When I started this thread I was intentionally making fun of "custom completes" but if it's rad I am glad someone found some use  my many ramblings of bullshit and other crap.
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Why the new account?
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I got banned albeit I made a joke about some s&m type of shoe booties, that I assumed would be taken in jest, however I guess the F word is just as offensive as the N word which I agree the N word is terrible the other however c'mon it wasn't directed at anyone just what assumed a ATHF reference from master shake.

Ahhh gotcha. I had no idea you were banned. All I knew was that I haven't really seen you all week haha
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: DanTheDoucher on July 11, 2019, 11:13:30 AM
I've been watching this ad get updated and relisted for more than THREE YEARS. Seriously. In the beginning, he had a line about "I'll even show you my bum knee from when I fell!" or something like that. He's gotten extremely brief over the years but he maintains that $450 original cost.

(https://i.imgur.com/ZH0S4ci.png)

It's a Plan B board. If the shit has been up for 3 years and nobody is buying it, you would think the guy would realize that people aren't falling for his bullshit.
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: LordManHammer on July 11, 2019, 11:57:45 AM
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I've been watching this ad get updated and relisted for more than THREE YEARS. Seriously. In the beginning, he had a line about "I'll even show you my bum knee from when I fell!" or something like that. He's gotten extremely brief over the years but he maintains that $450 original cost.

(https://i.imgur.com/ZH0S4ci.png)
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It's a Plan B board. If the shit has been up for 3 years and nobody is buying it, you would think the guy would realize that people aren't falling for his bullshit.
I've taken a brief time to troll on some of these ad listings, not like too hard but pointing out valid facts stress cracks warpage team rider has left it is garbage several passive comments of just being a jerkass.

For example there's an ad on OfferUp for a snowboard in Floriduh?! I asked how the fuck is someone going to snowboard in FLoriduh? you seen any fucking mountains?  it was funny as dumbasses put some of the most useless shit on craigslist expecting however much back? like c'mon dickheads you know you are going to get haf if not less..
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: DanTheDoucher on July 11, 2019, 01:18:16 PM
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I've been watching this ad get updated and relisted for more than THREE YEARS. Seriously. In the beginning, he had a line about "I'll even show you my bum knee from when I fell!" or something like that. He's gotten extremely brief over the years but he maintains that $450 original cost.
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It's a Plan B board. If the shit has been up for 3 years and nobody is buying it, you would think the guy would realize that people aren't falling for his bullshit.
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I've taken a brief time to troll on some of these ad listings, not like too hard but pointing out valid facts stress cracks warpage team rider has left it is garbage several passive comments of just being a jerkass.

For example there's an ad on OfferUp for a snowboard in Floriduh?! I asked how the fuck is someone going to snowboard in FLoriduh? you seen any fucking mountains?  it was funny as dumbasses put some of the most useless shit on craigslist expecting however much back? like c'mon dickheads you know you are going to get haf if not less..

That person must be hoping they can sell to someone who is getting ready to move to a cold climate. Or they are just an idiot.
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: SirPizzaSlayer on July 11, 2019, 05:58:18 PM
He payed $450 for a plan b and Indy’s?
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Post by: Jimmy Two Tits on July 11, 2019, 06:22:41 PM
Some nice new home decor.

https://clarksville.craigslist.org/fuo/d/oak-grove-custom-skateboard-chair/6899489838.html
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: DanTheDoucher on July 12, 2019, 06:15:05 AM
He payed $450 for a plan b and Indy’s?

Probably trying to exploit some stupid rich suburban mom into buying it for their kid thinking they are getting something top of the line....
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Post by: DanTheDoucher on July 12, 2019, 06:26:14 AM
Some nice new home decor.

https://clarksville.craigslist.org/fuo/d/oak-grove-custom-skateboard-chair/6899489838.html

Bahahahaha
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Post by: LordManHammer on July 12, 2019, 08:25:44 AM
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Some nice new home decor.

https://clarksville.craigslist.org/fuo/d/oak-grove-custom-skateboard-chair/6899489838.html
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Bahahahaha
and this my friends is what I am talking about being a sharktoothed turd with wheels, usually the ad goes something like this. ahemmmm

Hey guys barely used "custom skateboard" from Zumiez has new trucks and wheels with custom griptape art and rides just fine.  I paid 200+ obo call or text....

To which I usually text hey you should probably go to the park and give that away.
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: VHS ERA on July 18, 2019, 11:28:11 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/7254GvF/D75-B3549-14-B0-4080-BF89-8293-C35-CCBEF.jpg) (https://ibb.co/jg2RLhF)
(https://i.ibb.co/pn3MnkP/0-C570-BDB-12-F4-4-F17-BF59-6-FCFAC014523.jpg) (https://ibb.co/x3MB3rs)
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: rapscallion on August 08, 2019, 07:25:22 AM
Karen knows what she has, and you won't lowball her. I don't care if these ramps are used so heavily they've turned white, or if the transitions are floppy and useless. They are a solid investment that holds its value on resale.
(https://i.imgur.com/pWXFIPI.png)

Might even pick up a rare skateboard later on.
(https://i.imgur.com/LpNMvcr.png)
I expect a heavy profit when I sell this to a collector.
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: LordManHammer on August 08, 2019, 08:47:03 AM
Karen knows what she has, and you won't lowball her. I don't care if these ramps are used so heavily they've turned white, or if the transitions are floppy and useless. They are a solid investment that holds its value on resale.
(https://i.imgur.com/pWXFIPI.png)

Might even pick up a rare skateboard later on.
(https://i.imgur.com/LpNMvcr.png)
I expect a heavy profit when I sell this to a collector.
Sigh, Karen somehow will ALWAYS GET HER MONEY BACK!!!!!

The World deck that's a solid wall hanger, I don't know about the trucks and wheels though. I know for my wall of boards I wouldn't put up the complete, maybe a display box altogether.
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: weon on August 13, 2019, 01:14:30 PM
(https://images.craigslist.org/00q0q_32lIneg8A30_600x450.jpg)(https://images.craigslist.org/01717_6OHzlVTQyPG_600x450.jpg)

"New small skateboard, fully set up. $40"
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Post by: LordManHammer on August 13, 2019, 01:21:15 PM
That's what I am talking about when custom hunks of shit with wheels, holy fuck some dipshit is going to own this dump truck of  board.
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Post by: able on August 13, 2019, 02:25:24 PM
(https://images.craigslist.org/00q0q_32lIneg8A30_600x450.jpg)(https://images.craigslist.org/01717_6OHzlVTQyPG_600x450.jpg)

"New small skateboard, fully set up. $40"
And the winner is.... 🤣
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: artskool on August 13, 2019, 05:41:45 PM
https://providence.craigslist.org/spo/d/tiverton-pro-skateboard-setup/6944240852.html

Craigslist skateboards never seem to have any rhyme or reason to components slapped together. Also, black wheels.

Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: LordManHammer on August 14, 2019, 03:29:50 AM
https://providence.craigslist.org/spo/d/tiverton-pro-skateboard-setup/6944240852.html

Craigslist skateboards never seem to have any rhyme or reason to components slapped together. Also, black wheels.
Those trucks are stage 9's the whole setup looks to be mid 2000's ain't no way I would pay that much you are out of your fucking tree. I hated Indy stage 9's I switched up to Thunders during that time.
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Post by: mynameisnotjeff on August 14, 2019, 08:38:19 PM
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https://providence.craigslist.org/spo/d/tiverton-pro-skateboard-setup/6944240852.html

Craigslist skateboards never seem to have any rhyme or reason to components slapped together. Also, black wheels.
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Those trucks are stage 9's the whole setup looks to be mid 2000's ain't no way I would pay that much you are out of your fucking tree. I hated Indy stage 9's I switched up to Thunders during that time.

That's pretty much like buying a 95 corolla for 35k and trying to sell it for 34995. People are seriously delusional

As for the flow board those things grab my attention but I imagine the wood is horrendous
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Post by: LordManHammer on August 15, 2019, 07:18:19 AM
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https://providence.craigslist.org/spo/d/tiverton-pro-skateboard-setup/6944240852.html

Craigslist skateboards never seem to have any rhyme or reason to components slapped together. Also, black wheels.
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Those trucks are stage 9's the whole setup looks to be mid 2000's ain't no way I would pay that much you are out of your fucking tree. I hated Indy stage 9's I switched up to Thunders during that time.
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That's pretty much like buying a 95 corolla for 35k and trying to sell it for 34995. People are seriously delusional

As for the flow board those things grab my attention but I imagine the wood is horrendous
Oh dear lord that analogy is pretty much sums it up 95 corolla killed me. I always heckle these idiots via email or texts, c'mon man you ain't getting shit for that board if anything I will give you $20 for it.   
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: Complements4U on August 15, 2019, 02:38:37 PM
If only he knew they would still be making the " limited run " uber light almost 10 years later.

https://thankyousupply.com/products/alm-uber-supreme-rodney-mullen
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: Nollie FS 180 on August 16, 2019, 05:11:27 AM
Isn’t thank you dwindles retail store?
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: Complements4U on August 16, 2019, 10:50:31 AM
Isn’t thank you dwindles retail store?
Yup it is. They still make and sell it, they never stopped at 500. 
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: LordManHammer on October 07, 2019, 07:25:14 AM
resurrect this heap of shit thread here's another craigslist wonder in the Miami area https://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/spo/d/miami-skateboard/6969357873.html no way I would buy anything from this stash of shit.

Texted her I'd trade her a bag of dog shit and a half used deodorant stick for this stock. I later texted as well seriously you are better off donating that crap to a shop or park for others to pick through.
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: os89 on October 07, 2019, 09:02:43 AM
resurrect this heap of shit thread here's another craigslist wonder in the Miami area https://miami.craigslist.org/mdc/spo/d/miami-skateboard/6969357873.html no way I would buy anything from this stash of shit.

Texted her I'd trade her a bag of dog shit and a half used deodorant stick for this stock. I later texted as well seriously you are better off donating that crap to a shop or park for others to pick through.


lol box of trucks and wheels $20
(https://images.craigslist.org/00d0d_8d8GpCVlhPl_1200x900.jpg)
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: shucknjive on October 07, 2019, 09:05:12 AM
yo niKool

when im blacK

i liKe

shortys deck
royal trucks
ghetto child wheels
osiris shoes
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: LordManHammer on October 07, 2019, 09:24:09 AM
yo niKool

when im blacK

i liKe

shortys deck
royal trucks
ghetto child wheels
osiris shoes
Dude this why you shouldn't Slap under the influence. Could you maybe rethink this dribble of aural vomit?
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: shucknjive on October 07, 2019, 09:27:05 AM
always board slapmag not sober
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: TwisT on October 07, 2019, 10:46:20 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/HximuEhl.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/UnniLGKl.png)
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: DanTheDoucher on October 07, 2019, 10:48:52 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/HximuEhl.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/UnniLGKl.png)

"Huffy trucks and wheels"

Sounds awesome.
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: TwisT on October 07, 2019, 11:26:08 AM
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"Huffy trucks and wheels"

Sounds awesome.

It's pretty sick, actually. Looks like it has wooden risers.
https://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/clt/d/ellijay-1975-kiss-skateboard/6972106717.html
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: shucknjive on October 07, 2019, 11:32:58 AM
(https://scene7.zumiez.com/is/image/zumiez/pdp_hero/Alien-Workshop-Spectrum-Foil-8.0%22-Skateboard-Deck-_290768.jpg)
(https://www.sk8bites.it/6181/gullwing-charger-rasta-9-longboard-freeride-slide-truck.jpg)
(https://i.ytimg.com/vi/goOjAj2Vcyo/maxresdefault.jpg)
(https://shop.r10s.jp/shoetime/cabinet/fw18_3/10056275_1.jpg)
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: DanTheDoucher on October 07, 2019, 11:36:07 AM
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"Huffy trucks and wheels"

Sounds awesome.
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It's pretty sick, actually. Looks like it has wooden risers.
https://atlanta.craigslist.org/nat/clt/d/ellijay-1975-kiss-skateboard/6972106717.html

Is it just me, or does the logo on the top look 1000% fake? haha
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: uncool old fart on October 07, 2019, 12:33:19 PM
My first skateboard was one of these pieces of shit, but with the cat riding a motorcycle instead of snowboarding. I'm pretty sure it was $20 about 16 years ago.

https://pittsburgh.craigslist.org/spo/d/hobie-da-cat-skateboard/6963170222.html
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: LordManHammer on October 07, 2019, 02:23:59 PM
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(https://i.imgur.com/HximuEhl.png)
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"Huffy trucks and wheels"

Sounds awesome.
I think we've found the top polished turd for Craigslist custom hunk of shit,
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: HyenaChaser on October 07, 2019, 11:15:13 PM
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"Huffy trucks and wheels"

Sounds awesome.
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I think we've found the top polished turd for Craigslist custom hunk of shit,

Look, I don’t try to pretend I know anything about KISS, but is this really the ”Holy Grail for Kiss fans”?
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: LordManHammer on October 08, 2019, 06:42:34 AM
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"Huffy trucks and wheels"

Sounds awesome.
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I think we've found the top polished turd for Craigslist custom hunk of shit,
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Look, I don’t try to pretend I know anything about KISS, but is this really the ”Holy Grail for Kiss fans”?
I mean what's worse for branding an object a coffin next oh wait? (https://i.redd.it/70siepvy5vkx.jpg)
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: weon on July 30, 2020, 01:17:20 PM
Bravo Sports Skateboard Gullwing Charger 2 Trucks
(https://images.craigslist.org/00h0h_3iA69T8dMAJ_0CI0t2_600x450.jpg)

i love when they hot rod the shit out of em lol
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: LordManHammer on July 30, 2020, 03:17:49 PM
Bravo Sports Skateboard Gullwing Charger 2 Trucks
(https://images.craigslist.org/00h0h_3iA69T8dMAJ_0CI0t2_600x450.jpg)

i love when they hot rod the shit out of em lol
I think I've mentioned it beforehand, whenever I see someone selling a complete it's highlighted it's all custom like yeah no shit fuckstick. 

No way is anyone going to pay the same price for a new complete.  Might as well go to the shop or online and customize it yourself.

I like heckling people who are price gouging like dude I'll give you a half stick of deodorant and crabs brush for that deck.
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: fuhkin_powahfood_kid on July 30, 2020, 05:04:08 PM
Right around the time Jason Jessee got thoroughly outed as a nazi sympathizer there were multiple JJ completes on the local CL for $50 or so. Brand new. Couldnt do it
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: TheLurper on July 30, 2020, 05:37:55 PM
Bravo Sports Skateboard Gullwing Charger 2 Trucks
(https://images.craigslist.org/00h0h_3iA69T8dMAJ_0CI0t2_600x450.jpg)

i love when they hot rod the shit out of em lol
This thing is amazing.

How the fuck would you even push on this without clipping your foot on the wheel every time.
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: rocklobster on July 30, 2020, 06:34:31 PM
I can't access the Craigslist ads but I'm happy this thread came along. I use my local 2nd hand selling site and I've found some real gems on there which helped my support my gear madness. Scour the listings for lightly used setups that people are looking to offload - keep the good stuff and sell the rest. Most of the times the decks are in pretty rough shape but I've gotten a setup with Thunder Titanium, Bones Wheels and Bones Swiss for $10. Even managed to sell the Girl deck it came with for $15. Usually from parents who spent $250 on their kids first setup only for them to try it once or twice before giving up.
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: weon on July 30, 2020, 07:27:02 PM
Shorty's Mini Skateboard R II 50 deg trucks fat wheels - $65
(https://images.craigslist.org/00I0I_7ZtZd5SElNI_0CI0t2_600x450.jpg)
(https://images.craigslist.org/00Y0Y_esJUvpUc1oh_0CI0t2_600x450.jpg)

same dude it seems lolol
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: weon on July 30, 2020, 07:43:22 PM
sorry for so many posts in a row but I hadn't eyed CL in a while and im dying jajajj

Skateboard - $15
(https://images.craigslist.org/00S0S_lB4f80sTbje_0CI0t2_600x450.jpg)(https://images.craigslist.org/00X0X_5SwO46ZZzHI_0CI0t2_600x450.jpg)
"Skateboard runs good"


Skateboard - $20
(https://images.craigslist.org/00H0H_cdPp3fsb0qX_0CI0t2_600x450.jpg)(https://images.craigslist.org/00909_aLihhGFmbFK_0CI0t2_600x450.jpg)
"Good running Skateboard"

does the second one have rollerblading wheels??  :o
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: LordManHammer on July 31, 2020, 09:46:06 AM
sorry for so many posts in a row but I hadn't eyed CL in a while and im dying jajajj

Skateboard - $15
(https://images.craigslist.org/00S0S_lB4f80sTbje_0CI0t2_600x450.jpg)(https://images.craigslist.org/00X0X_5SwO46ZZzHI_0CI0t2_600x450.jpg)
"Skateboard runs good"


Skateboard - $20
(https://images.craigslist.org/00H0H_cdPp3fsb0qX_0CI0t2_600x450.jpg)(https://images.craigslist.org/00909_aLihhGFmbFK_0CI0t2_600x450.jpg)
"Good running Skateboard"

does the second one have rollerblading wheels??  :o
holy fucking dog shit those are some god awful boards, I usually tell them to leave em at the local park.
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: layzieyez on July 31, 2020, 10:50:54 AM
I bet the plastic trucks melt in the heat before any kid even tries to ride.
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: LordManHammer on July 31, 2020, 04:48:38 PM
I bet the plastic trucks melt in the heat before any kid even tries to ride.
When I had a Nash board it did turn like shit but anyone who starts out has a turd for a beginner complete, I just can't believe these dorks try hock a halfassed turd with blades wheels.
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: masturskater on August 01, 2020, 10:12:57 AM
Pretty sure this has been on Craigslist for over a year. I think the price increased too. Think it used to be around $150 initially.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/for/d/vintage-90s-world-industries-skateboard/7166596875.html
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: LordManHammer on August 01, 2020, 02:51:25 PM
Pretty sure this has been on Craigslist for over a year. I think the price increased too. Think it used to be around $150 initially.

https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/for/d/vintage-90s-world-industries-skateboard/7166596875.html
Nope doesn't matter if I was a collector that's a stock deck from 2003 how I know you ask? Trucks are a dead give away. I think they had restructuring by Globe inc. which made their trucks.
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: rapscallion on August 08, 2020, 12:47:19 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/c00rjkr.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/acBxU7X.jpg)

If only it had concave and raised kicks. Might need 3" hardware for this badboy.
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: trashparty on August 27, 2020, 05:06:46 PM
https://facebook.com/marketplace/deals/item/3014654808627745/

please look, you will not regret

"double kick" "easy to trick"
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: weon on August 27, 2020, 05:16:29 PM
wait, does that 4 footer have 3 feet rails going down the middle???
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: LordManHammer on October 22, 2020, 12:19:04 PM
Got a few gems here........(https://images.craigslist.org/00P0P_jKKWkZPXdEA_1200x900.jpg)
(https://images.craigslist.org/01515_co49aQxVcew_0CI0t2_600x450.jpg)
(https://images.craigslist.org/00g0g_15yVMKaRphs_0CI0lM_600x450.jpg)
(https://images.craigslist.org/00Z0Z_Jgpr3Y2ucZ_0CI0lM_600x450.jpg)
(https://images.craigslist.org/01111_epAjYdW2F94_0CI0lM_600x450.jpg)
(https://images.craigslist.org/00q0q_8SmIPATudIS_0CI0lM_600x450.jpg)
(https://images.craigslist.org/00h0h_2B5r6HGyjwQ_0CI0lM_1200x900.jpg)
(https://images.craigslist.org/00x0x_9k9kAv20j7J_0CI0lM_600x450.jpg)
(https://images.craigslist.org/00w0w_hm7TvPY8ZgY_0CI0sV_600x450.jpg) $200 for this crap NO THANK YOU!!!!
https://vermont.craigslist.org/zip/d/vergennes-skateboard-mini-ramp/7195587135.html
(https://images.craigslist.org/00c0c_2jCA1ez5qWA_0CI0lK_600x450.jpg)
(https://images.craigslist.org/00P0P_ifFeHKDE7dF_0CI0lK_600x450.jpg)
(https://images.craigslist.org/00G0G_ktAEqBEwkG7_0CI0lK_600x450.jpg)
(https://images.craigslist.org/01717_70IlsnEbjUe_0CI0lM_600x450.jpg)
(https://images.craigslist.org/00F0F_8bY8bbMwk7I_0t20lM_600x450.jpg)
(https://images.craigslist.org/01212_lmNrFddqUsP_0pO0jm_600x450.jpg)
(https://images.craigslist.org/00i0i_6KbhTCi1u2B_0pO0jm_600x450.jpg)
(https://images.craigslist.org/00i0i_hDNXloxSHFX_0CI0t2_1200x900.jpg)
https://losangeles.craigslist.org/sfv/bks/d/san-fernando-slap-skateboard-magazines/7199484115.html

Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: doctorkickflip on October 22, 2020, 05:47:46 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/c00rjkr.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/acBxU7X.jpg)

If only it had concave and raised kicks. Might need 3" hardware for this badboy.
I’m dying laughing looking at this piece of shit lol. Reminds me of:(https://i2.wp.com/boingboing.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/x-2017-11-10-at-10.06.00-AM.jpg?resize=970%2C641&ssl=1)
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: Freelancevagrant on October 22, 2020, 06:59:43 PM
“Skateboard scooter ramp”
(https://i.ibb.co/cyXkxPp/738-FFC32-29-EE-47-CE-A5-C4-EBD2-D23-E589-D.png) (https://ibb.co/cyXkxPp)
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: Ms. Tamzarian on October 22, 2020, 09:09:33 PM
Got a few gems here........

(https://images.craigslist.org/01515_co49aQxVcew_0CI0t2_600x450.jpg)

(https://images.craigslist.org/00i0i_hDNXloxSHFX_0CI0t2_1200x900.jpg)

OMFG that first one... but honestly that Shorty's team deck with the Gring Kings is fucking majestic ;D
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: Willie on October 23, 2020, 05:46:55 AM
A guy a the local park had one of those monstrosities with the wide trucks and shopping cart wheel. 

It was supposed to simulate snowboarding. The whole thing could drift sideways at any moment. I spent 5 minutes figuring out how to ride it (the owner couldn’t do it) and then couldn’t ride a regular skateboard correctly for 10 minutes.
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: Coolguy69 on December 09, 2020, 07:16:55 PM
Bringing this thread back

https://www.grailed.com/listings/11595296-bones-x-powell-peralta-x-vintage-lastcall-vintage-00-powell-peralta-angelboy-deck-complete
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: Cellular on December 09, 2020, 10:27:25 PM
https://sandiego.craigslist.org/nsd/tag/d/oceanside-skate-board-deck/7243378911.html

this worth a thirty minute drive? just would hang it if i got it
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: TwisT on December 10, 2020, 08:40:13 AM
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Got a few gems here........



(https://images.craigslist.org/00i0i_hDNXloxSHFX_0CI0t2_1200x900.jpg)
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OMFG that first one... but honestly that Shorty's team deck with the Gring Kings is fucking majestic ;D

those are webb trucks
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: codymacfan on December 11, 2020, 01:02:56 PM
Got a few gems here........
(https://images.craigslist.org/01111_epAjYdW2F94_0CI0lM_600x450.jpg)

My mom bought me this once! It's actually supposed to be a bookshelf for the wall.
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: trash on April 14, 2021, 09:02:11 AM
Not a hunk of shit but not what I'd hoped for. Saw an ad for a $5 board, photo was too far away to tell details other than it being an orange eagle Anti Hero deck with oddly large wheels. I was in that general area anyway so I figured I'd take the gamble..

What I'd hoped for: 9.0 orange eagle with indy 169s, maybe some OJ cruiser wheels

What I got: 7.5 orange eagle with unbranded trucks stamped JZ on the bottom,  and Sector Nine longboard wheels. A very very bizarre setup.


(https://i.imgur.com/jalLnb0.jpg)
Title: Re: Custom Craigslist hunks of shit with wheels...
Post by: Jagr on April 14, 2021, 07:35:47 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/c00rjkr.png)

(https://i.imgur.com/acBxU7X.jpg)

If only it had concave and raised kicks. Might need 3" hardware for this badboy.

Lmfao, this is great.