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Title: typical slap user forum
Post by: typical slap user on July 03, 2019, 02:23:20 PM
This is why slap is the death bed for skateboarding.
like to comment on skating but barely can skate.
what do you think? is the entire slap forum like this?
is slap is for losers?
lets hear those opinions.

"I feel asleep in 6 minutes, this is not a joke."

user name on slap :(((moonordie)))about the new nike video.


<<https://youtu.be/R0gYNvgGPd4 (https://youtu.be/R0gYNvgGPd4)>>
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: slappies on July 03, 2019, 02:36:19 PM
Shut up, bitchboy.
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Post by: Black Frycook on July 03, 2019, 02:37:30 PM
Shut up, hoeboi
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Post by: doublesteveburger on July 03, 2019, 02:39:40 PM
what
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Post by: el chino on July 03, 2019, 02:39:47 PM
This is why slap is the death bed for skatebording.
like to comment on skating but barely can skate.
what do you think? is the entire slap forum like this?
this is why slap is for losers.
lets hear those opinions.

"I feel asleep in 6 minutes, this is not a joke."

user name on slap :(((moonordie)))about the new nike video.


<<https://youtu.be/R0gYNvgGPd4 (https://youtu.be/R0gYNvgGPd4)>>
cool thread, needs more dick in your ears
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: typical slap user on July 03, 2019, 02:41:13 PM
70% slap is composed by losers like this.just face it ..:if you like skating that much at least learn how to push.-
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: euro tm on July 03, 2019, 02:43:15 PM
i fell asleep watching fully flared for the first time
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: HugeBodBoyle on July 03, 2019, 02:46:19 PM
Czech yo self.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: SodaJerk on July 03, 2019, 02:47:59 PM
I don’t know what this thread is about but I will say …Fred Gall.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Black Frycook on July 03, 2019, 02:48:29 PM
Post feet pics OP
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: getdatshrimp on July 03, 2019, 02:52:17 PM
Czech yo self.

  Diamond in the ruff jokes like this are why I appreciate slap.

 This guy is next level trolling us with that part, or delusional.  Skatemoss tier skills.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: redcurb12 on July 03, 2019, 02:55:26 PM
poor mans chris cole

edit

very poor mans chris cole
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: FROTHY on July 03, 2019, 02:57:01 PM
I don’t know what this thread is about but I will say …Fred Gall.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: typical slap user on July 03, 2019, 02:59:20 PM
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Czech yo self.
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  Diamond in the ruff jokes like this are why I appreciate slap.

 This guy is next level trolling us with that part, or delusional.  Skatemoss tier skills.

hah check the other videos on that account,the loser been skating like this for 15 years....this is the epitome of slap forums,even has a unboxing video for christ sake.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: typical slap user on July 03, 2019, 03:04:14 PM
poor mans chris cole

edit

very poor mans chris cole

bingo!! typical south american skate taste
utterly shit
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: tension on July 03, 2019, 03:05:56 PM
honestly i hardly skate anymore. I do however manage a skate shop and have my own small company that gives back to the community and am and always will be a huge fan of all thing skateboarding.

Slaps not toxic, people taking internet trolls to heart and ligit the trolls are toxic. take what you want from this message board, but if you think its a negative thing towards skateboarding (something you claim to love) then bail from posting or checking.

lifes cool like that
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: guest1 on July 03, 2019, 03:23:24 PM
This is why slap is the death bed for skatebording.
like to comment on skating but barely can skate.
what do you think? is the entire slap forum like this?
is slap is for losers?
lets hear those opinions.

Trust me...you don’t want to know.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: typical slap user on July 03, 2019, 03:23:57 PM
honestly i hardly skate anymore. I do however manage a skate shop and have my own small company that gives back to the community and am and always will be a huge fan of all thing skateboarding.

Slaps not toxic, people taking internet trolls to heart and ligit the trolls are toxic. take what you want from this message board, but if you think its a negative thing towards skateboarding (something you claim to love) then bail from posting or checking.

lifes cool like that

is you feel identify with this was not the idea,i see this guy regularly in the plaza and he acts like he is very good at the toy with wheels ,dressed like he is going to destroy everything on his path and then can barely skate or push.
every spot has one of those everywhere.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: SneakySecrets on July 03, 2019, 03:27:09 PM
I’m sorry we let you down  :'(
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Ayanami on July 03, 2019, 03:37:30 PM
srry /:
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Post by: childhood on July 03, 2019, 03:46:28 PM
Slap Does! A Great Job!!!!!!
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Jagr on July 03, 2019, 03:47:40 PM
i can barely skate or push either but i still have fun
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: sus on July 03, 2019, 03:49:09 PM
This is why slap is the death bed for skatebording.
like to comment on skating but barely can skate.
what do you think? is the entire slap forum like this?
is slap is for losers?
lets hear those opinions.

"I feel asleep in 6 minutes, this is not a joke."

user name on slap :(((moonordie)))about the new nike video.


<<https://youtu.be/R0gYNvgGPd4 (https://youtu.be/R0gYNvgGPd4)>>

so is this footage of you?
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: ChuckZito on July 03, 2019, 03:55:49 PM
Legit is this a joke? When it fades in at 1:23 and he is just going SO slow its hilarious.

It sounds like theyre skating on plastic trucks or something too.

This is like a tim heidecker sketch
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: somedudefromnj on July 03, 2019, 03:59:33 PM
usually i dont agree with shit like this..

but for fucks sake if youre gonna bitch about the nike video why the hell would u post that bullshit.

someone said it already but at least skate fast and suck

jesus

edit:
im sorry...i just thought the video was gonna get better towards the end. I guess im just mad i watched the whole thing
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Christmas Complete on July 03, 2019, 04:04:04 PM
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Shut up, fuccboi
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Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on July 03, 2019, 04:06:37 PM
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Shut up, soyboi
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Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: roomservice on July 03, 2019, 04:12:43 PM
wow Dennis Busenitz has some competition now. Not even sure how your filmer kept up
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: ChuckZito on July 03, 2019, 04:14:33 PM
usually i dont agree with shit like this..

but for fucks sake if youre gonna bitch about the nike video why the hell would u post that bullshit.

someone said it already but at least skate fast and suck

jesus

Thats what you get for all the tech worship in skating. No one wants to have loose trucks and go fast and actually look good, as long as you can do the hard 'tricks' thats all that matters. Its so odd to see someone do a nollie heel who can barely just stand balanced on a board.

At the same time I suck at flip tricks cause I cant do them flowy, and so never do them and so dont practice...
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: redcurb12 on July 03, 2019, 04:15:26 PM
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This is why slap is the death bed for skatebording.
like to comment on skating but barely can skate.
what do you think? is the entire slap forum like this?
is slap is for losers?
lets hear those opinions.

"I feel asleep in 6 minutes, this is not a joke."

user name on slap :(((moonordie)))about the new nike video.


<<https://youtu.be/R0gYNvgGPd4 (https://youtu.be/R0gYNvgGPd4)>>
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so is this footage of you?

this is moonordie's footage and op is calling his ass out
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Ocelot on July 03, 2019, 04:22:18 PM
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This is why slap is the death bed for skatebording.
like to comment on skating but barely can skate.
what do you think? is the entire slap forum like this?
is slap is for losers?
lets hear those opinions.

"I feel asleep in 6 minutes, this is not a joke."

user name on slap :(((moonordie)))about the new nike video.


<<https://youtu.be/R0gYNvgGPd4 (https://youtu.be/R0gYNvgGPd4)>>
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so is this footage of you?
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this is moonordie's footage and op is calling his ass out

this was horrendously gay

but yeh 50% of people who post here are really dumb, obscenely conformist, know nothing of skateboarding apart from what product is being shoved in their face and can barely kickflip despite being 15 years deep in it

also old - average age here is definitely 35+
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: FS-OverKOOK on July 03, 2019, 04:32:34 PM
not sure whats going on here but I don't think I like it. I had to stop after the nollie one foot lip.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: redcurb12 on July 03, 2019, 04:34:29 PM
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This is why slap is the death bed for skatebording.
like to comment on skating but barely can skate.
what do you think? is the entire slap forum like this?
is slap is for losers?
lets hear those opinions.

"I feel asleep in 6 minutes, this is not a joke."

user name on slap :(((moonordie)))about the new nike video.


<<https://youtu.be/R0gYNvgGPd4 (https://youtu.be/R0gYNvgGPd4)>>
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so is this footage of you?
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this is moonordie's footage and op is calling his ass out
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this was horrendously gay

but yeh 50% of people who post here are really dumb, obscenely conformist, know nothing of skateboarding apart from what product is being shoved in their face and can barely kickflip despite being 15 years deep in it

also old - average age here is definitely 35+

well there goes your credibility
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: DanTheDoucher on July 03, 2019, 04:56:12 PM
Well let’s see some of this Prague dude’s footage. He shouldn’t be talking shit without backing it up.

Furthermore, I don’t have any issue with Moonordie’s video. Dude loves to skate. That’s what skating is all about.

And even furthermore, this site is for people who like to skate. Nowhere on the site does it say that anyone needs to be at a certain skill level to post comments/videos.

In conclusion, shalom.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: brucewillis on July 03, 2019, 05:01:13 PM
i can't skate because i hurt myself skating last week, so i guess you're right. FUCK THIS THREAD
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: SirPizzaSlayer on July 03, 2019, 05:01:37 PM
Like moonordie like his footy. He looked like he was having fun, Focus account op.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: feedmeseymour on July 03, 2019, 05:02:00 PM
According to COTG:
(https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=58217.0;attach=5501;image)


Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: thebacker on July 03, 2019, 05:03:04 PM
OP post footage or focus
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: feedmeseymour on July 03, 2019, 05:05:24 PM
OP post footage or focus

Yeah honestly. This is some jock shit. If you’re out there skating and having fun who fucking cares what skill level you’re at.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: hateboard on July 03, 2019, 05:09:57 PM
slap isnt toxic, slap is just brutal honesty without the social obligations that come with face to face interactions. Truth hurts a lot of the time, but thank fuck slap is on the case or shit would be one giant circle jerk and everyone would have inflated egos.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: typical slap user on July 03, 2019, 05:38:56 PM
Well let’s see some of this Prague dude’s footage. He shouldn’t be talking shit without backing it up.

Furthermore, I don’t have any issue with Moonordie’s video. Dude loves to skate. That’s what skating is all about.

And even furthermore, this site is for people who like to skate. Nowhere on the site does it say that anyone needs to be at a certain skill level to post comments/videos.

In conclusion, shalom.

the thing is till what point you can  criticize skateboarding or pros being lazy? and even making a thread about that when you skate as bad as skate moss? or even worst ? makes no sense...fun or not.
This is how people see slap as a whole ,a bunch of keyboards warriors  hiding behind the internet that actually cant skate at all.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: SirPizzaSlayer on July 03, 2019, 05:43:56 PM
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Well let’s see some of this Prague dude’s footage. He shouldn’t be talking shit without backing it up.

Furthermore, I don’t have any issue with Moonordie’s video. Dude loves to skate. That’s what skating is all about.

And even furthermore, this site is for people who like to skate. Nowhere on the site does it say that anyone needs to be at a certain skill level to post comments/videos.

In conclusion, shalom.
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the thing is till what point you can  criticize skateboarding or pros being lazy? and even making a thread about that when you skate as bad as skate moss? or even worst ? makes no sense...fun or not.
This is how people see slap as a whole ,a bunch of keyboards warriors  hiding behind the internet that actually cant skate at all.
ooooooooooh I get it... you’re a dumbass
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: SneakySecrets on July 03, 2019, 05:49:44 PM
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Well let’s see some of this Prague dude’s footage. He shouldn’t be talking shit without backing it up.

Furthermore, I don’t have any issue with Moonordie’s video. Dude loves to skate. That’s what skating is all about.

And even furthermore, this site is for people who like to skate. Nowhere on the site does it say that anyone needs to be at a certain skill level to post comments/videos.

In conclusion, shalom.
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the thing is till what point you can  criticize skateboarding or pros being lazy? and even making a thread about that when you skate as bad as skate moss? or even worst ? makes no sense...fun or not.
This is how people see slap as a whole ,a bunch of keyboards warriors  hiding behind the internet that actually cant skate at all.

You’ve made a lot of great points, your logic is sound and you’ve uncovered slap’s dirty little secret.

Where do we go from here?  Should action be taken or no?  If yes, what would you recommend?
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on July 03, 2019, 06:04:50 PM
I think it only makes sense for OP to post his footy.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: cricketclub on July 03, 2019, 06:05:02 PM
I don’t think this is the gotcha moment OP wanted.

I really don’t care how good slap posters are at skating when we’re going back and forth in threads. I do check “Post yourself skating” and it always gets me stoked however skilled the pals are that week.

Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: SHIREFLIP on July 03, 2019, 06:13:20 PM
Come on, OP. Post a clip.
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/26DOs997h6fgsCthu/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Jagr on July 03, 2019, 06:15:37 PM
i'm worse than skate moss too and i've skated for like 20 years. i also like music and i can't play any instruments and i'll talk shit on bands i don't like. wack thread.

also, does op have like 10 accounts talking back and forth?
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Hoeboi on July 03, 2019, 08:55:14 PM
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Shut up, hoeboi
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my guy  ;)
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Yonnycage on July 03, 2019, 09:09:58 PM
At least 35%-55% of SLAP is dudes over 25 who will hate on you for your opinion but their version of skateboarding is doing a 1-inch over-the-coping lien to tail where they stall for 5 seconds and when they find their balance after awkwardly standing there they’ll do that stupid tap dance move while grabbing their nose, all for a 4 foot quarter. Oh and they’ll call it gnar and if you don’t do it too you’re a pussy and a nerd. Don’t worry about what SLAP says.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Ms. Tamzarian on July 03, 2019, 09:42:08 PM
it honestly doesnt make sense that youre starting a thread to talk shit about ppl that talk shit... anyway

Come on, OP. Post a clip.
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/26DOs997h6fgsCthu/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: my english is bad on July 03, 2019, 09:52:14 PM
I Miss Gipper
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Post by: Hoeboi on July 03, 2019, 09:56:54 PM
At least 35%-55% of SLAP is dudes over 25 who can't get boners

fuck outta here yawndog, you belong to the 45 percentile of hoeboi's

p.s you're a hoeboi

p.s.s i own you......hoeboi
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Post by: Yonnycage on July 03, 2019, 10:04:21 PM
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At least 35%-55% of SLAP is dudes over 25 who can't get boners
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fuck outta here yawndog, you belong to the 45 percentile of hoeboi's

p.s you're a hoeboi

p.s.s i own you......hoeboi

You don’t own shit except a limp dick idiot boy lmao. Also learn what percentile means you’re obviously still working on your GED 🤦🏻‍♂️
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on July 03, 2019, 10:24:41 PM
I'm reaching hoeboi age, I don't want to pad up and carve a bowl bih
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Doom patrol on July 03, 2019, 11:01:30 PM
I bet everyone who talks shit about NBA games can dunk on command, stupid fucking thread.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Trickflip on July 03, 2019, 11:05:24 PM
Post feet fit pics OP
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: hateboard on July 04, 2019, 12:39:36 AM
The reason top tier skaters dont write on these forums is, they are generally illiterate. As a rule of thumb, the more intelligent the poster, the less they skate at a high level.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Ayanami on July 04, 2019, 02:19:09 AM
Is one of these guys, or all of them, the dude who started that Adam 22 thread not that long ago?
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Ocelot on July 04, 2019, 02:41:34 AM
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This is why slap is the death bed for skatebording.
like to comment on skating but barely can skate.
what do you think? is the entire slap forum like this?
is slap is for losers?
lets hear those opinions.

"I feel asleep in 6 minutes, this is not a joke."

user name on slap :(((moonordie)))about the new nike video.


<<https://youtu.be/R0gYNvgGPd4 (https://youtu.be/R0gYNvgGPd4)>>
[close]

so is this footage of you?
[close]

this is moonordie's footage and op is calling his ass out
[close]

this was horrendously gay

but yeh 50% of people who post here are really dumb, obscenely conformist, know nothing of skateboarding apart from what product is being shoved in their face and can barely kickflip despite being 15 years deep in it

also old - average age here is definitely 35+
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well there goes your credibility

yikes
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: os89 on July 04, 2019, 04:03:24 AM
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OP post footage or focus
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Yeah honestly. This is some jock shit. If you’re out there skating and having fun who fucking cares what skill level you’re at.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: moonordie on July 04, 2019, 04:12:08 AM
This is hilarious. Got butt hurt because I stated an opinion about not liking a Nike video and you go through all of this?
Get a life man, I'm having fun with mine and skateboarding as always. I do not seek for validation from anybody and surely not from somebody like you.
Btw if you have a problem with me, for whatever reason,  and you claim seeing me at the plaza so go and talk to me. That's how you solve things. Also, if it bothers you the fact that I'm southamerican sure we can solve this like we do it there by beating the shit out of each other but I have no interest on that, I don't think is your case either.
I don't know that much people here in Prague and the ones that I know I have really good vibes and nice relationship with them so if you're the kind of guy who just like to talk shit without even knowing the person that's your problem.
Shalom.
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Post by: roba on July 04, 2019, 04:14:11 AM
where is your footy at tho
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Post by: Ocelot on July 04, 2019, 04:44:48 AM
This is hilarious. Got butt hurt because I stated an opinion about not liking a Nike video and you go through all of this?
Get a life man, I'm having fun with mine and skateboarding as always. I do not seek for validation from anybody and surely not from somebody like you.
Btw if you have a problem with me, for whatever reason,  and you claim seeing me at the plaza so go and talk to me. That's how you solve things. Also, if it bothers you the fact that I'm southamerican sure we can solve this like we do it there by beating the shit out of each other but I have no interest on that, I don't think is your case either.
I don't know that much people here in Prague and the ones that I know I have really good vibes and nice relationship with them so if you're the kind of guy who just like to talk shit without even knowing the person that's your problem.
Shalom.

you're trash man
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Reese on July 04, 2019, 04:51:49 AM
Op, moonordie and Ocelot's makeup song <3

https://youtu.be/WPiEbYSF9kE
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Crack Whore on July 04, 2019, 04:58:07 AM
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This is hilarious. Got butt hurt because I stated an opinion about not liking a Nike video and you go through all of this?
Get a life man, I'm having fun with mine and skateboarding as always. I do not seek for validation from anybody and surely not from somebody like you.
Btw if you have a problem with me, for whatever reason,  and you claim seeing me at the plaza so go and talk to me. That's how you solve things. Also, if it bothers you the fact that I'm southamerican sure we can solve this like we do it there by beating the shit out of each other but I have no interest on that, I don't think is your case either.
I don't know that much people here in Prague and the ones that I know I have really good vibes and nice relationship with them so if you're the kind of guy who just like to talk shit without even knowing the person that's your problem.
Shalom.
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you're trash man


 coming from the poser who needs a bag to carry his board cause hes ashamed of skating
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: vancanman on July 04, 2019, 05:03:51 AM
I’m 37. Not really that good. Especially by 2019 standards. A bit of a dickhead I guess. Is he right? Have I finally found my people?

 But really the biggest problem with slap is that it’s on the internet and the dynamic that creates. I talk to skaters in real life and everyone might not be that great but I rarely hear people say the kind of ridiculous nonsense you read on here. A mix of trolling and people generally keeping their real opinions to themselves in real life I guess. I don’t really get offended at anything ever so it’s mostly just having to skip past the traffic to see the good posters. Ironically I say way more controversial stuff to people in real life than on here. I’m actually kind of just traffic on here most of the time too.

“I also like this skater but that song sucked”

I should probably just go back to lurking. I wouldn’t care to read most of my own comments.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Ocelot on July 04, 2019, 05:15:32 AM
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This is hilarious. Got butt hurt because I stated an opinion about not liking a Nike video and you go through all of this?
Get a life man, I'm having fun with mine and skateboarding as always. I do not seek for validation from anybody and surely not from somebody like you.
Btw if you have a problem with me, for whatever reason,  and you claim seeing me at the plaza so go and talk to me. That's how you solve things. Also, if it bothers you the fact that I'm southamerican sure we can solve this like we do it there by beating the shit out of each other but I have no interest on that, I don't think is your case either.
I don't know that much people here in Prague and the ones that I know I have really good vibes and nice relationship with them so if you're the kind of guy who just like to talk shit without even knowing the person that's your problem.
Shalom.
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you're trash man
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 coming from the poser who needs a bag to carry his board cause hes ashamed of skating

this is the juiciest part of writing something kooky on a skateboarding fourm

lemme guess, you're 40 and still core yeh?
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: SHIREFLIP on July 04, 2019, 05:36:08 AM
(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/66828284.jpg)
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: feedmeseymour on July 04, 2019, 05:50:11 AM

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This is hilarious. Got butt hurt because I stated an opinion about not liking a Nike video and you go through all of this?
Get a life man, I'm having fun with mine and skateboarding as always. I do not seek for validation from anybody and surely not from somebody like you.
Btw if you have a problem with me, for whatever reason,  and you claim seeing me at the plaza so go and talk to me. That's how you solve things. Also, if it bothers you the fact that I'm southamerican sure we can solve this like we do it there by beating the shit out of each other but I have no interest on that, I don't think is your case either.
I don't know that much people here in Prague and the ones that I know I have really good vibes and nice relationship with them so if you're the kind of guy who just like to talk shit without even knowing the person that's your problem.
Shalom.
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you're trash man
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coming from the poser who needs a bag to carry his board cause hes ashamed of skating
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Complements4U on July 04, 2019, 06:03:45 AM
(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/66828284.jpg)
(https://i.postimg.cc/MTqvSwnF/Adobe-20190704-052301.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Half cab a picnic table lengthwise in frog blazers and a cowboy hat while maintaining a perfect and consistent, honest and wholehearted smile.

I also got some sick bear memes and images too I could show u guys.

Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: SneakySecrets on July 04, 2019, 06:08:53 AM
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(https://i.postimg.cc/MTqvSwnF/Adobe-20190704-052301.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Half cab a picnic table lengthwise in frog blazers and a cowboy hat while maintaining a perfect and consistent, honest and wholehearted smile.

I also got some sick bear memes and images too I could show u guys.

Haha the backpack. 
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: typical slap user on July 04, 2019, 06:40:06 AM
This is hilarious. Got butt hurt because I stated an opinion about not liking a Nike video and you go through all of this?
Get a life man, I'm having fun with mine and skateboarding as always. I do not seek for validation from anybody and surely not from somebody like you.
Btw if you have a problem with me, for whatever reason,  and you claim seeing me at the plaza so go and talk to me. That's how you solve things. Also, if it bothers you the fact that I'm southamerican sure we can solve this like we do it there by beating the shit out of each other but I have no interest on that, I don't think is your case either.
I don't know that much people here in Prague and the ones that I know I have really good vibes and nice relationship with them so if you're the kind of guy who just like to talk shit without even knowing the person that's your problem.
Shalom.

From what i understood you were the biggest pussy in chile and now you are in prague,complaining about other skaters drinking beer at the spot now too?  making an essay about how you dont like that?
you are on the internet(everything public)doing unboxing videos with a foundation tattoo,you have no right to be criticizing.


<<https://youtu.be/KkI4Rl6PXdo (https://youtu.be/KkI4Rl6PXdo)>>


"pretty much the only ones i can skate"






hope you learn a thing or two with this.










Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: moonordie on July 04, 2019, 06:55:12 AM
I'm not saying that I'm losing time with you but I don't feel the need to keep stretching this conversation.
Is easy to talk crap about somebody you don't even know, I'm not into that.
I always will state my opinion, I don't intend to criticize anybody. If, for whatever reason, one of my opinions hurt you I apologise since is not my intention. I'm a straight forward person and sometimes that can be hard to handle for some people.
I don't care what the rest are doing, if they drink or not is not my problem and I couldn't care less.
If you want to bury the hatchet I'm going skating after work so feel to come at me and I'll buy you a beer since I have no interest of having beef with anybody and specially with a skateboarder from the city that I love so much.
Shalom and ahoj.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: typical slap user on July 04, 2019, 07:09:21 AM
I'm not saying that I'm losing time with you but I don't feel the need to keep stretching this conversation.
Is easy to talk crap about somebody you don't even know, I'm not into that.
I always will state my opinion, I don't intend to criticize anybody. If, for whatever reason, one of my opinions hurt you I apologise since is not my intention. I'm a straight forward person and sometimes that can be hard to handle for some people.
I don't care what the rest are doing, if they drink or not is not my problem and I couldn't care less.
If you want to bury the hatchet I'm going skating after work so feel to come at me and I'll buy you a beer since I have no interest of having beef with anybody and specially with a skateboarder from the city that I love so much.
Shalom and ahoj.

if you like  to skate that much?
why you dont Learn how to skate or how to push proper?
and then you can criticize all you want.its simple...
till that happen you  are just the biggest pussy/remive just like you were in Chile.


https://youtu.be/wE3M01ndxWM (https://youtu.be/wE3M01ndxWM)

Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on July 04, 2019, 07:10:30 AM
OP no one cares about your shitty eastern euro beef with this guy, post your own footage or fuck off
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: camel filters on July 04, 2019, 07:12:59 AM
Imagine thinking a bunch of people talking shit on a message board can kill skating. Skateboarding was around long before Slap and will be around long after we're all dead.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Ms. Tamzarian on July 04, 2019, 07:20:49 AM
Imagine thinking a bunch of people talking shit on a message board can kill skating. Skateboarding was around long before Slap and will be around long after we're all dead.

this and dude making the point that talking shit on a message board will kill skating, is cluttering the shit out of the message board with shit talking as we speak. its really wack dude, pls just do this thru DMs and let slap be slap, thx  :-*
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Ocelot on July 04, 2019, 07:22:48 AM

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This is hilarious. Got butt hurt because I stated an opinion about not liking a Nike video and you go through all of this?
Get a life man, I'm having fun with mine and skateboarding as always. I do not seek for validation from anybody and surely not from somebody like you.
Btw if you have a problem with me, for whatever reason,  and you claim seeing me at the plaza so go and talk to me. That's how you solve things. Also, if it bothers you the fact that I'm southamerican sure we can solve this like we do it there by beating the shit out of each other but I have no interest on that, I don't think is your case either.
I don't know that much people here in Prague and the ones that I know I have really good vibes and nice relationship with them so if you're the kind of guy who just like to talk shit without even knowing the person that's your problem.
Shalom.
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you're trash man
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coming from the poser who needs a bag to carry his board cause hes ashamed of skating
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nice reach
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: SodaJerk on July 04, 2019, 07:25:02 AM
Pragueskatemoan better post some footage real quick or you’re gonna get green lit.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: cricketclub on July 04, 2019, 07:25:30 AM
Grow up OP. This is some juvenile shit.

Moonordie you seem like a chill dude.

Cheers.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: typical slap user on July 04, 2019, 07:33:55 AM
the hidden truth of slap....
talk shit on skateboarding when you can barely stand on it.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: GAY on July 04, 2019, 07:35:26 AM
Damn that was hard to read but I'm going to go take a long look in the mirror and then go learn how to push.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: silhouette on July 04, 2019, 07:46:55 AM
There's no epitome of a SLAP poster. People are inherently flawed and their flaws will show with every opinion they state - so what, nobody's an exception, that's why it's called shit talking. This is a place for skateboarders to come and fart around, of course you'll walk into some kind of general smell coming from a wide variety of buttholes. Just laugh it off and partake, maybe DM people to call them out on shit if you feel like it, but an entire thread for an ad hominem attack and a generalization you know better than, I don't get it.

I see the point you're trying to make, but realistically this is going nowhere because you're targeting one specific person you see a contradiction in, and seem to forget that it's one individual profile. Also I think you meant 'typical SLAP forum user'.

edit - didn't realize this was three pages long already, shit
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: GAY on July 04, 2019, 07:55:09 AM
Okay I'm back and wanted to post my progress I think soon I'll have this down cold.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yXDlpvZ_hPQ
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: silhouette on July 04, 2019, 07:56:57 AM
(https://memegenerator.net/img/instances/66828284.jpg)

"Ayeee the pee wees are back again".
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: typical slap user on July 04, 2019, 08:07:05 AM
There's no epitome of a SLAP poster. People are inherently flawed and their flaws will show with every opinion they state - so what, nobody's an exception, that's why it's called shit talking. This is a place for skateboarders to come and fart around, of course you'll walk into some kind of general smell coming from a wide variety of buttholes. Just laugh it off and partake, maybe DM people to call them out on shit if you feel like it, but an entire thread for an ad hominem attack and a generalization you know better than, I don't get it.

I see the point you're trying to make, but realistically this is going nowhere because you're targeting one specific person you see a contradiction in, and seem to forget that it's one individual profile. Also I think you meant 'typical SLAP forum user'.

edit - didn't realize this was three pages long already, shit

I know what slap is all about.
The main point here is how you dare to talk shit on skateboarding when you actually cant do it at all.
This  how people outside of slap see you and the 90% users of this forum.Plain & simple.
Hope  this revive dork learned a lesson with this.
And be aware if you are gonna talk shit on skateboarding at least put your weak ass videos on private and learn how to push.

Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: SirPizzaSlayer on July 04, 2019, 08:10:04 AM
Somebody circa combat this thread.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: TD on July 04, 2019, 08:11:10 AM
OK GOOGLE HOW DO I PUSH
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: silhouette on July 04, 2019, 08:20:07 AM
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There's no epitome of a SLAP poster. People are inherently flawed and their flaws will show with every opinion they state - so what, nobody's an exception, that's why it's called shit talking. This is a place for skateboarders to come and fart around, of course you'll walk into some kind of general smell coming from a wide variety of buttholes. Just laugh it off and partake, maybe DM people to call them out on shit if you feel like it, but an entire thread for an ad hominem attack and a generalization you know better than, I don't get it.

I see the point you're trying to make, but realistically this is going nowhere because you're targeting one specific person you see a contradiction in, and seem to forget that it's one individual profile. Also I think you meant 'typical SLAP forum user'.

edit - didn't realize this was three pages long already, shit
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I know what slap is all about.
The main point here is how you dare to talk shit on skateboarding when you actually cant do it at all.
This  how people outside of slap see you and the 90% users of this forum.Plain & simple.
Hope  this revive dork learned a lesson with this.
And be aware if you are gonna talk shit on skateboarding at least put your weak ass videos on private and learn how to push.

I totally get what you're trying to say, but again this place is a mishmash of a variety of profiles. Nobody has the same background and skates the same, or approaches skating the same. Out of thousands of users, you picked one dude you felt embodied the stereotype you describe, but you could have also picked some members who can actually skate and have had credible footage in legit videos if that's what matters to you, or generally do a lot for their scenes behind all the surface level shit-talking, which honestly shouldn't have been hard if you tried as such people also post on here all the time.

Also people occasionally being incoherent loudmouths are part of the real world and not a SLAP-specific thing. Those behaviors are just bound to manifest on here just like they do around us all the time, except written words stay. I'm all for calling out contradictions but honestly wouldn't go as far as making generalizations regarding the whole community as that's one easy cop-out card some industry actors frequently like to play to diminish the consumers' criticism, a trope which if you stick around for long enough to get more familiar with the individual posters on here you will quickly realize can be quite the stretch from truth (but of course, not always). If people outside this website fall for that bluff then it's on them and I'm not certain anyone really cares.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Cool Ceith on July 04, 2019, 08:43:15 AM
The reason top tier skaters dont write on these forums is, they are generally illiterate. As a rule of thumb, the more intelligent the poster, the less they skate at a high level.
This is SLAP's version of Benjamin Button disease.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: typical slap user on July 04, 2019, 08:44:01 AM
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There's no epitome of a SLAP poster. People are inherently flawed and their flaws will show with every opinion they state - so what, nobody's an exception, that's why it's called shit talking. This is a place for skateboarders to come and fart around, of course you'll walk into some kind of general smell coming from a wide variety of buttholes. Just laugh it off and partake, maybe DM people to call them out on shit if you feel like it, but an entire thread for an ad hominem attack and a generalization you know better than, I don't get it.

I see the point you're trying to make, but realistically this is going nowhere because you're targeting one specific person you see a contradiction in, and seem to forget that it's one individual profile. Also I think you meant 'typical SLAP forum user'.

edit - didn't realize this was three pages long already, shit
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I know what slap is all about.
The main point here is how you dare to talk shit on skateboarding when you actually cant do it at all.
This  how people outside of slap see you and the 90% users of this forum.Plain & simple.
Hope  this revive dork learned a lesson with this.
And be aware if you are gonna talk shit on skateboarding at least put your weak ass videos on private and learn how to push.
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I totally get what you're trying to say, but again this place is a mishmash of a variety of profiles. Nobody has the same background and skates the same, or approaches skating the same. Out of thousands of users, you picked one dude you felt embodied the stereotype you describe, but you could have also picked some members who can actually skate and have had credible footage in legit videos if that's what matters to you, or generally do a lot for their scenes behind all the surface level shit-talking, which honestly shouldn't have been hard if you tried as such people also post on here all the time.

Also people occasionally being incoherent loudmouths are part of the real world and not a SLAP-specific thing. Those behaviors are just bound to manifest on here just like they do around us all the time, except written words stay. I'm all for calling out contradictions but honestly wouldn't go as far as making generalizations regarding the whole community as that's one easy cop-out card some industry actors frequently like to play to diminish the consumers' criticism, a trope which if you stick around for long enough to get more familiar with the individual posters on here you will quickly realize can be quite the stretch from truth (but of course, not always).

Yet somehow the loudest mouths are the ones criticizing like  this guy that cant even stand on the board.
People who can actually skate are more aware of what it takes to do it (i believe)and are not that loudmouths about it.
I picked this remive dork as an example of how people see slap from the outside.
i know there is people who actually skate posting here, i even remember plastic bench nerd posting here when slap was actually free of this kind of assholes.
This is not how slap users actually are  but a large portion  of this forum are like this tool.
Acting mean on internet but cant skate at all.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Trickflip on July 04, 2019, 08:54:26 AM
Who cares? You're obviously taking this place too seriously and thinking too hard on it. Just go skate and hey while you're at it post that footage and/or fit pic
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: guest1 on July 04, 2019, 08:54:28 AM
I think we’re all pretty aware of what “the outside” thinks of SLAP, long before this thread came around.

It’s a message board dude, it doesn’t matter. It really doesn’t.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: D10S on July 04, 2019, 09:18:45 AM
logging on to the slap forum to complain about slap forum reminds me of that flat earth-er claiming they have members all around the globe...
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: SirPizzaSlayer on July 04, 2019, 09:19:47 AM
It’s ok we have fuck heads like Fred.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Francis Xavier on July 04, 2019, 09:27:32 AM
Slap is so baaaad, read YouTube comments on skate videos...way worse.

Anyways,post your push so I know if I'm doing it right or not.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: SHIREFLIP on July 04, 2019, 09:54:17 AM
OP post a clip or you are hyoooge pooooosey.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: SodaJerk on July 04, 2019, 09:57:44 AM
Post a clip or I’m going to have your name changed, I know people. 
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on July 04, 2019, 10:06:33 AM
4 pages and still no footage. wtf
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Cool Ceith on July 04, 2019, 10:28:56 AM
The title of this thread really annoys me, regardless of OP's animosity towards SLAP.

SLAP is a forum, so if a "typical SLAP user forum" is a forum, is there another SLAP forum that isn't your run-of-the-mill SLAP forum? And where's Rick Kane in all this? Or the Gipper for that matter?
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: the snake on July 04, 2019, 10:44:01 AM
Wise dissertation as almost always, silhouette
Fuck off OP, and fuck off remive big mouth poster, here's mine haha
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: olympic sk8r on July 04, 2019, 11:26:46 AM
go ahead and move this thread
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: morningcommute on July 04, 2019, 11:29:29 AM
Skatestone:

You called this guy out saying slap sucks because people anonymously talk shit on others and it's unfair because they are shit at skating. You chose to call this dude out because you know him and have seen him around.
You're a cum soaked wet wipe for staying anonymous. Let's see this footage, but more importantly, tell the dude who you are.
You sound like the bitter bitch who spends too much time on the internet, not him (although admittedly, he fucking sucks. but who cares, he's not claiming pro status is he?)
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Glurmpz on July 04, 2019, 11:51:23 AM
OP is definitely a worse skater than the person he's calling out, hence him not posting his own clips. He also can't write in english very well so I think he has no place communicating in english publicly until he can do it as well as professional writers.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Complements4U on July 04, 2019, 12:07:05 PM
 
silhouette is the best, he's the entire package of a slap poster. He doesn't need a schtick he can rest assuredly on being himself. Really humble, inquisitive and thoughtful. He also skates like a magician. Really 10/10 guy and he's mysterious.
                           
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: jakeumms on July 04, 2019, 12:13:57 PM
@pragueskatestone You are looking like a real dick at this point. The dude who you called out with this thread fully tried to bury the hatchet with you a page back and you're still digging your hole deeper. Take the L
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: SodaJerk on July 04, 2019, 12:29:56 PM
@pragueskatestone You are looking like a real dick at this point. The dude who you called out with this thread fully tried to bury the hatchet with you a page back and you're still digging your hole deeper. Take the L
Or
Come on, OP. Post a clip.
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/26DOs997h6fgsCthu/giphy.gif)
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: johnes on July 04, 2019, 12:38:22 PM
Live and let skate l!!
I’m only saying that because I’m worse than the OP video
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: waltercronkite on July 04, 2019, 12:39:29 PM
Op really doesn’t know about chuck sanders and it shows
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Not A Damn Chance on July 04, 2019, 02:11:16 PM
I think you guys need to meet up and check out the clouds fool.

Kinda off topic but I went to Stalin square today for my first time and I was impressed with how fast the locals skate those ledges. Place is a little slick from the dust.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: cricketclub on July 04, 2019, 02:15:38 PM
OP has become the monster he sought to expose.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Glurmpz on July 04, 2019, 03:00:19 PM

Kinda off topic but I went to Stalin square today for my first time and . Place is a little slick from the dust.

I've heard it's very slippery, but still looks amazing. Is it less slippery on the bottom (not on the red marble steps etc) where they usually just skate 2 DIY granite benches in a row? More than one person has told me it's their favorite spot on earth.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Hoeboi on July 04, 2019, 04:25:00 PM
I'm reaching hoeboi age, I don't want to pad up and carve a bowl bih

camo pants and city stars my guy, go that direction I'm telling you.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Hoeboi on July 04, 2019, 04:30:10 PM
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At least 35%-55% of SLAP is dudes over 25 who can't get boners
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fuck outta here yawndog, you belong to the 45 percentile of hoeboi's

p.s you're a hoeboi

p.s.s i own you......hoeboi
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You don’t own shit except a limp dick idiot boy boi lmao. Also learn what percentile means you’re obviously still working on your GED 🤦🏻‍♂️

yawnycage is correcting grammar now guys and hitting me with face palm emojis......the time to focus is near you fuckin hoeboi......hoeish behavior i say.

Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Christmas Complete on July 04, 2019, 06:51:23 PM
“Beware that, when fighting typical slap users, you yourself do not become a typical slap user... for when you gaze long into the forum. The forum gazes also into you.”
Too late, it seems.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Bristol_Palin on July 05, 2019, 07:19:43 AM
This is borderline cyber bullying. How did you find these clips of him? Are you stalking him? Relax, pal. You don't need to be the best skateboarder in the world to talk trash on stuff.

I'm a pretty typical slap poster and whenever threads like this happen I post this clip of me skating my cruiser board on windy saturday morning at 8 am when it was 24 degree Fahrenheit which is like -4 Celsius. My phone turned itself off because it got too cold.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ6_H4hW3zM

The reason we go on slap is because we like to nerd out on skateboarding. If we were all really good we'd all be professionals or something.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: the snake on July 05, 2019, 07:53:02 AM
Shalom was created specifically to end this thread by slap users from the future, so shalom y'all fellow present slap users haha
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: typical slap user on July 05, 2019, 08:10:58 AM
This is borderline cyber bullying. How did you find these clips of him? Are you stalking him? Relax, pal. You don't need to be the best skateboarder in the world to talk trash on stuff.

I'm a pretty typical slap poster and whenever threads like this happen I post this clip of me skating my cruiser board on windy saturday morning at 8 am when it was 24 degree Fahrenheit which is like -4 Celsius. My phone turned itself off because it got too cold.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ6_H4hW3zM

The reason we go on slap is because we like to nerd out on skateboarding. If we were all really good we'd all be professionals or something.

He is a famous pussy back in his country,like puting on facebook he doesnt want people to drink beers at the spots and a lot more weak things like that.
Then you see posting here like he knows about skateboarding when he can barely stand balanced? its too much.....needed to be called out.
a  slap keyboard warrior doing unboxing videos at like 35-36 years old.
its depressing  if you think about it.
Probably  doesnt have any real friend to call him
out on his bullshit.
hope he learned something.
its all good.
shalom like you dorks say.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: heckler on July 05, 2019, 08:16:31 AM
Believe it or not, you don't need to know how to skateboard to immerse yourself in skateboarding culture and form opinions... or do you also think you're not allowed to have an opinion on music if you can't play an instrument and write songs? Anyways, post a clip, fuckboi, lest you prove you're now the "famous pussy" on the SLAP boards.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Cool Ceith on July 05, 2019, 08:17:34 AM
This is borderline cyber bullying. How did you find these clips of him? Are you stalking him? Relax, pal. You don't need to be the best skateboarder in the world to talk trash on stuff.

I'm a pretty typical slap poster and whenever threads like this happen I post this clip of me skating my cruiser board on windy saturday morning at 8 am when it was 24 degree Fahrenheit which is like -4 Celsius. My phone turned itself off because it got too cold.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ6_H4hW3zM

The reason we go on slap is because we like to nerd out on skateboarding. If we were all really good we'd all be professionals or something.
Yes! Only the realest try to flick their boards in those temps. I liked that one foot thing you did.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: GAY on July 05, 2019, 08:22:42 AM
Looks like Rainbow Equality was right.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Bristol_Palin on July 05, 2019, 08:25:48 AM
The point is we all suck and we're all famous pussies in our own way. It doesn't make sense to make thread to attack one poster. You should have made a thread that attacks all of us and questions if we skate just like everybody else does once a week.


Also thanks for the kind words, Cool Ceith!
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on July 05, 2019, 09:15:13 AM
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There's no epitome of a SLAP poster. People are inherently flawed and their flaws will show with every opinion they state - so what, nobody's an exception, that's why it's called shit talking. This is a place for skateboarders to come and fart around, of course you'll walk into some kind of general smell coming from a wide variety of buttholes. Just laugh it off and partake, maybe DM people to call them out on shit if you feel like it, but an entire thread for an ad hominem attack and a generalization you know better than, I don't get it.

I see the point you're trying to make, but realistically this is going nowhere because you're targeting one specific person you see a contradiction in, and seem to forget that it's one individual profile. Also I think you meant 'typical SLAP forum user'.

edit - didn't realize this was three pages long already, shit
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I know what slap is all about.
The main point here is how you dare to talk shit on skateboarding when you actually cant do it at all.
This  how people outside of slap see you and the 90% users of this forum.Plain & simple.
Hope  this revive dork learned a lesson with this.
And be aware if you are gonna talk shit on skateboarding at least put your weak ass videos on private and learn how to push.
[close]

I totally get what you're trying to say, but again this place is a mishmash of a variety of profiles. Nobody has the same background and skates the same, or approaches skating the same. Out of thousands of users, you picked one dude you felt embodied the stereotype you describe, but you could have also picked some members who can actually skate and have had credible footage in legit videos if that's what matters to you, or generally do a lot for their scenes behind all the surface level shit-talking, which honestly shouldn't have been hard if you tried as such people also post on here all the time.

Also people occasionally being incoherent loudmouths are part of the real world and not a SLAP-specific thing. Those behaviors are just bound to manifest on here just like they do around us all the time, except written words stay. I'm all for calling out contradictions but honestly wouldn't go as far as making generalizations regarding the whole community as that's one easy cop-out card some industry actors frequently like to play to diminish the consumers' criticism, a trope which if you stick around for long enough to get more familiar with the individual posters on here you will quickly realize can be quite the stretch from truth (but of course, not always).
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Yet somehow the loudest mouths are the ones criticizing like  this guy that cant even stand on the board.
People who can actually skate are more aware of what it takes to do it (i believe)and are not that loudmouths about it.
I picked this remive dork as an example of how people see slap from the outside.
i know there is people who actually skate posting here, i even remember plastic bench nerd posting here when slap was actually free of this kind of assholes.
This is not how slap users actually are  but a large portion  of this forum are like this tool.
Acting mean on internet but cant skate at all.


is this actually based on anything at all or is it just some weird projection
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Complements4U on July 05, 2019, 09:25:59 AM
I take that very personally, I have painstakingly mapped the nice vs mean users on slap, it took me 17 days, a total of 122222 bear images needed for emotional support, most one-offs filmed and developed on the spot in a time of crisis.

There are roughly 33 001 users when you take into account the double (sometimes triple or quad) accounts. Precisely zero are mean all were extensively checked and triple checked to be absolute certified legends. The most abrasive ones were prescribed stuffed L A D's already.

The slap forum is frequently mean to it's users but the users are not mean. This is one of the meanest things so if you are considering being a slap user I would beg you to consider glancing at perhaps this image,

(https://i.postimg.cc/pdZR8CN6/Adobe-20190408-131827.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

Or even this one

(https://i.postimg.cc/SKvqDss6/IMG-20181205-185437.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/cKwVJdfC)
U just kno I had to do it to em
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Francis Xavier on July 05, 2019, 09:45:24 AM
I take that very personally, I have painstakingly mapped the nice vs mean users on slap, it took me 17 days, a total of 122222 bear images needed for emotional support, most one-offs filmed and developed on the spot in a time of crisis.

There are roughly 33 001 users when you take into account the double (sometimes triple or quad) accounts. Precisely zero are mean all were extensively checked and triple checked to be absolute certified legends. The most abrasive ones were prescribed stuffed L A D's already.

The slap forum is frequently mean to it's users but the users are not mean. This is one of the meanest things so if you are considering being a slap user I would beg you to consider glancing at perhaps this image,

(https://i.postimg.cc/pdZR8CN6/Adobe-20190408-131827.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)

Or even this one

(https://i.postimg.cc/SKvqDss6/IMG-20181205-185437.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/cKwVJdfC)
U just kno I had to do it to em
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Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: SHIREFLIP on July 05, 2019, 10:56:29 AM
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This is borderline cyber bullying. How did you find these clips of him? Are you stalking him? Relax, pal. You don't need to be the best skateboarder in the world to talk trash on stuff.

I'm a pretty typical slap poster and whenever threads like this happen I post this clip of me skating my cruiser board on windy saturday morning at 8 am when it was 24 degree Fahrenheit which is like -4 Celsius. My phone turned itself off because it got too cold.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ6_H4hW3zM

The reason we go on slap is because we like to nerd out on skateboarding. If we were all really good we'd all be professionals or something.
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He is a famous pussy back in his country,like puting on facebook he doesnt want people to drink beers at the spots and a lot more weak things like that.
Then you see posting here like he knows about skateboarding when he can barely stand balanced? its too much.....needed to be called out.
a  slap keyboard warrior doing unboxing videos at like 35-36 years old.
its depressing  if you think about it.
Probably  doesnt have any real friend to call him
out on his bullshit.
hope he learned something.
its all good.
shalom like you dorks say.

You come around here causing noise, causing mud, and you don’t even have the balls to post a clip of yourself skating? Then you try to brush it off like everything is shalom?

You bring shame to your ancestors.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: cricketclub on July 05, 2019, 11:04:21 AM
OP POST A CLIIIIIIIP
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: tension on July 05, 2019, 01:09:39 PM
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This is borderline cyber bullying. How did you find these clips of him? Are you stalking him? Relax, pal. You don't need to be the best skateboarder in the world to talk trash on stuff.

I'm a pretty typical slap poster and whenever threads like this happen I post this clip of me skating my cruiser board on windy saturday morning at 8 am when it was 24 degree Fahrenheit which is like -4 Celsius. My phone turned itself off because it got too cold.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJ6_H4hW3zM

The reason we go on slap is because we like to nerd out on skateboarding. If we were all really good we'd all be professionals or something.
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He is a famous pussy back in his country,like puting on facebook he doesnt want people to drink beers at the spots and a lot more weak things like that.
Then you see posting here like he knows about skateboarding when he can barely stand balanced? its too much.....needed to be called out.
a  slap keyboard warrior doing unboxing videos at like 35-36 years old.
its depressing  if you think about it.
Probably  doesnt have any real friend to call him
out on his bullshit.
hope he learned something.
its all good.
shalom like you dorks say.
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You come around here causing noise, causing mud, and you don’t even have the balls to post a clip of yourself skating? Then you try to brush it off like everything is shalom?

You bring shame to your ancestors.

S/O LB
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on July 05, 2019, 01:30:13 PM
Op really doesn’t know about chuck sanders and it shows

Legend. Way ahead of his time. I've heard that no one's even seen his best footage, just because it's only for him. He's so pure, he's not out for fame or money or any of that stuff. Duder is the truth.

But yeah, moonordie's got a pretty clean nollie heelflip. That's worth at least a year's supply of jaded criticism.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: silhouette on July 05, 2019, 02:50:32 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kRI19XySlQ
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Ziad on July 05, 2019, 08:51:40 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttZO4WK2aKY (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ttZO4WK2aKY)
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Googan Christmas on July 05, 2019, 09:15:02 PM
You’ve got some gall posting these accusations,  and not the good Fred type.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Prison Wallet on July 05, 2019, 09:32:19 PM
i even remember plastic bench nerd posting here when slap was actually free of this kind of assholes.

You're out of your brain if you think plastic bench nerd era Slap was free of any kind of asshole.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: pauline_handsome on July 06, 2019, 08:13:54 AM
Calling out someone because of their skateboarding ability on a public online forum?

You should me ashamed of yourself mate.

Go fuck yourself ya bloody mongrel.

Downright un-australian and I won't have a bar of it.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Complements4U on July 06, 2019, 08:22:55 AM
Calling out someone because of their skateboarding ability on a public online forum?

You should me ashamed of yourself mate.

Go fuck yourself ya bloody mongrel.

Downright un-australian and I won't have a bar of it.
FRIGGEN ROITE stop faffing around, stick round a bit give us a fair suck at the sauce bottle is all M8. All anyone wants yeah? Is a fair suck at the sauce bottle M8. So fuck roite off with this shit M8. Have a bush telly and drink with the flies in your budgie smugglers.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: pauline_handsome on July 06, 2019, 09:46:01 AM
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Calling out someone because of their skateboarding ability on a public online forum?

You should me ashamed of yourself mate.

Go fuck yourself ya bloody mongrel.

Downright un-australian and I won't have a bar of it.
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FRIGGEN ROITE stop faffing around, stick round a bit give us a fair suck at the sauce bottle is all M8. All anyone wants yeah? Is a fair suck at the sauce bottle M8. So fuck roite off with this shit M8. Have a bush telly and drink with the flies in your budgie smugglers.

Thank you bear. You are welcome in the land down under any time.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Cool Ceith on July 06, 2019, 02:35:51 PM
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Calling out someone because of their skateboarding ability on a public online forum?

You should me ashamed of yourself mate.

Go fuck yourself ya bloody mongrel.

Downright un-australian and I won't have a bar of it.
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FRIGGEN ROITE stop faffing around, stick round a bit give us a fair suck at the sauce bottle is all M8. All anyone wants yeah? Is a fair suck at the sauce bottle M8. So fuck roite off with this shit M8. Have a bush telly and drink with the flies in your budgie smugglers.
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Thank you bear. You are welcome in the land down under any time.
That's not a knife.
Title: Re: typical slap user forum
Post by: Bristol_Palin on July 06, 2019, 02:53:51 PM
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Calling out someone because of their skateboarding ability on a public online forum?

You should me ashamed of yourself mate.

Go fuck yourself ya bloody mongrel.

Downright un-australian and I won't have a bar of it.
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FRIGGEN ROITE stop faffing around, stick round a bit give us a fair suck at the sauce bottle is all M8. All anyone wants yeah? Is a fair suck at the sauce bottle M8. So fuck roite off with this shit M8. Have a bush telly and drink with the flies in your budgie smugglers.
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Thank you bear. You are welcome in the land down under any time.
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That's not a knife.

I see you’ve played knifey spoony before