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Title: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Roast beef on July 10, 2019, 05:36:25 PM
After the recent shit that’s came out regarding the chiefs legal issues and certain Dane Burman misconduct surely this brand can’t last much longer? I know Damn it all should be dropping soon but will that be enough to keep zero afloat? To be honest Ive always been a big fan of Zero and JT is one of my all time favourite skaters but  the brand fell into irrelevancy years ago but have stayed around, I’m sure the they’ve still got a lot of core fans but is the end near?
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Francis Xavier on July 10, 2019, 05:39:15 PM
With that video title they clearly don't give a shit,JT has gone straye. Zero doesn't matter to anyone that has been new to skating in the few years
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: coyote2425 on July 10, 2019, 05:39:20 PM
It's just dying to live at this point.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: ziggy on July 10, 2019, 05:40:36 PM
Why does SLAP enjoy grave pissing so much?
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: SneakySecrets on July 10, 2019, 05:42:44 PM
What exactly happens inside a calculator when you try to divide by zero?  Like does it even try?
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Francis Xavier on July 10, 2019, 05:46:56 PM
Why does SLAP enjoy grave pissing so much?
So we can ask how it died multiple times
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Fred Savage on July 10, 2019, 05:53:19 PM
Zero fucks given
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: georgethecat on July 10, 2019, 05:53:35 PM
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Why does SLAP enjoy grave pissing so much?
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So we can ask how it died multiple times

And to remind ourselves that as wonderful as our grandparents were, they were never core enough.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Roast beef on July 10, 2019, 05:57:49 PM
Would gnar if I could.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on July 10, 2019, 06:10:47 PM
It's just dying to live at this point.
such a strange world we live in...
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: SneakySecrets on July 10, 2019, 06:16:11 PM
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It's just dying to live at this point.
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such a strange world we live in...
I guess when it dies, the devil’s going to say Welcome to Hell
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Roast beef on July 10, 2019, 06:18:31 PM
Maybe having a misled youth was the main cause of the situation chief is in right now?
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: mattchew on July 10, 2019, 06:27:06 PM
I would guess that both the Christian and international demographic keep Zero afloat these days.

Tight pants and rail hucking will get cool again in like, seven to ten years, don’t worry ISUCK, there’s still hope.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: landedprimo on July 10, 2019, 06:37:37 PM
What are they saying Dane did this time? Links?
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: kook1234 on July 10, 2019, 06:38:17 PM
Aft er the recent shit that’s came out regarding the chiefs legal issues and certain Dane Burman misconduct surely this brand can’t last much longer? I know Damn it all should be dropping soon but will that be enough to keep zero afloat? To be honest Ive always been a big fan of Zero and JT is one of my all time favourite skaters but  the brand fell into irrelevancy years ago but have stayed around, I’m sure the they’ve still got a lot of core fans but is the end near?
What did I miss?
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: winecrab on July 10, 2019, 06:42:50 PM
James Brockman is dope. Zero videos are always dope. You a dope. Dane Burman is a gentleman. Nick Trapasso jerked off and came on some poor girl at a party that was passed out but no one seemed to care cuz his style was chill.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on July 10, 2019, 06:46:46 PM
Maybe he should have worked for him?
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: figureitout on July 10, 2019, 06:48:23 PM
mods seem to want to sweep Burman under the rug. Correct me if im wrong
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Roast beef on July 10, 2019, 06:48:51 PM
I’m not saying Brockman isn’t dope, also Sandoval, Cervantes, Windsor, Wimer are great skateboarders as are some of the ams. Not sure what’s the deal is with Gabriel summers but he rips too.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: heckler on July 10, 2019, 06:53:47 PM
Has anyone who came up and rode for Zero in the past fifteen years stayed on the brand and had a successful career?
Nick Trapasso jerked off and came on some poor girl at a party that was passed out but no one seemed to care cuz his style was chill.
Please elaborate.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: figureitout on July 10, 2019, 06:54:59 PM
Burman the paedo nonce.


https://twitter.com/bummybonita/status/1141034841443639296

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1117389891661205505

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1050932916065198080

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1138312590973554688

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1137954455729524736

https://twitter.com/emomum420/status/1137529694989852673

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1135963195271655424
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Cool Ceith on July 10, 2019, 07:00:33 PM
Picture me rollin… in my grave.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: super-basic on July 10, 2019, 07:02:23 PM
What exactly happens inside a calculator when you try to divide by zero?  Like does it even try?

Probably an if statement that says "don't do that"
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: winecrab on July 10, 2019, 07:04:42 PM
How does any of that make him a pedophile?
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Burnt_Reynolds on July 10, 2019, 07:05:06 PM
Zero was just something he did.
Its all Jamie Thomas.
God bless him.
Zero was rad as fuck for a long time.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: ndsr on July 10, 2019, 07:07:03 PM
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It's just dying to live at this point.
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such a strange world we live in...
[/quoteall of this talk reminds me how hungry people on social media are for the thrill of it all
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Ziad on July 10, 2019, 07:10:19 PM
It's because hip-hop and auto tune kind of music is cool nowadays and goes with the hip Instagram edits and colorful camo pants and slo mo close ups of flatground tricks haha ... but it's a cycle and soon the hype around skateboarding from the mainstream will go away and that will bring back punk only then brands like zero can be relevant again, but now no way. I hope Zero survives this phase
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Roast beef on July 10, 2019, 07:15:42 PM
Ditto.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: SirPizzaSlayer on July 10, 2019, 07:17:13 PM
Dane’s Twitter kinda creepy doe
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: winecrab on July 10, 2019, 07:28:20 PM
Has anyone who came up and rode for Zero in the past fifteen years stayed on the brand and had a successful career?
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Nick Trapasso jerked off and came on some poor girl at a party that was passed out but no one seemed to care cuz his style was chill.
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Please elaborate.

Boosh admitted it on skatetalk live after he stopped being homies with Trapasso. This was when he was still on Toy. He came on her when she was passed out cuz she wouldn't hook up with him.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: ColinYourAssOut on July 10, 2019, 07:28:41 PM
Burman the paedo nonce.


https://twitter.com/bummybonita/status/1141034841443639296

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1117389891661205505

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1050932916065198080

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1138312590973554688

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1137954455729524736

https://twitter.com/emomum420/status/1137529694989852673

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1135963195271655424

That's it?  This is just run-of-the-mill Aussie shitposting, I expected something much, much worse from how this was hyped up.  Color me disappointed.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: winecrab on July 10, 2019, 07:32:40 PM
Yeah, I still don't get all the Burman hate. Dude kills it. Always has.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Atiba Applebum on July 10, 2019, 07:33:53 PM
Permission to R.I.P. sir
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: ndsr on July 10, 2019, 07:49:47 PM
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It's just dying to live at this point.
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such a strange world we live in...
in today’s world of social media mania it seems people can’t stop themselves from the thrill of it all
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: winecrab on July 10, 2019, 07:53:14 PM
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It's just dying to live at this point.
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such a strange world we live in...
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in today’s world of social media mania it seems people can’t stop themselves from the thrill of it all

Keep it going, it's not like someone always makes the same joke in every god damn zero/JT thread every 2 months.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: augustmoon on July 10, 2019, 07:56:36 PM
Permission to R.I.P. (off an investor for 50 grand) sir
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Xen on July 10, 2019, 08:03:06 PM
I don't see those tweets being pedo, not public shit you should be posting tho.

As for Zero, when the fuck was the last time they were relevant (other than being the last holdout for skulls and dirty punk graphics)?

Misfits collab was on point, better than fucking soysauce.

I think after the fall of...Fallen), CobraCole bailing (say what you want he was Zero at that point, hence Chief giving him 'don'tleavemeequity', StoneColden payback nonsense and now the legal shit, it's just deflated. And Thomas' rep seems tarnished.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: schralp pal on July 10, 2019, 08:08:38 PM
Video was supposed to be out ages ago

so maybe he is editing it to perfection and it will melt our brains
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: winecrab on July 10, 2019, 08:16:07 PM
Am I the only one who loved Cold War? That's a great fucking video. Dane's no cash value part was sick too with the INXS song. I love zero for keeping it real and not hopping on all these trends like everyone else. That being said, I don't think I've ever bought anything from them besides their videos. Fallen's Ride the sky and Road less traveled are also great videos. JT is good at videos.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Mickey Knox on July 10, 2019, 08:44:11 PM
They need some new blood on the team.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: lilboosie on July 10, 2019, 09:08:20 PM
Hold up ally didn’t exactly deny my boy on Twitter


She wants the D (ane)
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: CHONGO on July 10, 2019, 09:09:26 PM
It's just dying to live at this point.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: winecrab on July 10, 2019, 09:12:01 PM
They need some new blood on the team.

They do but everytime they get some talented dudes they end up leaving the first chance they get. It seems like people get burnt out too fast with Jamie's way of doing shit. I think it's sick that only certain dudes who are really gnarly and driven can deal with the pressure (like Sandoval and Burman). It would be sick if they still had Franky, Donovan, and Tancowny though. At least they got Gabbers. His part in damn it all is gonna be wild.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Luddite on July 10, 2019, 09:22:26 PM
Dane Burman comes off as a slightly creepy loser on twitter but calling him a pedophile is a pretty big stretch. Chris Wimer is the best thing Zero has going for it right now but I dont think he's enough to carry the brand.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Bread Harrity on July 10, 2019, 09:23:27 PM
They need some new blood on the team.
Reggie Kelly tho

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn6Xc_LlwH6/
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: everythingisgreat on July 10, 2019, 09:24:01 PM
it becu

jamie a big prick! his wife is no hapy neihtther is the guy who gave him 50k

Why? James

do you rip off everyone you love
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: hateboard on July 10, 2019, 09:26:00 PM
whats the Burman story? All ive seen is some barely-creepy social media posts, Has he actually done anything?
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: fulfillthedream on July 10, 2019, 09:26:56 PM
After the recent shit that’s came out regarding the chiefs legal issues and certain Dane Burman misconduct surely this brand can’t last much longer? I know Damn it all should be dropping soon but will that be enough to keep zero afloat? To be honest Ive always been a big fan of Zero and JT is one of my all time favourite skaters but  the brand fell into irrelevancy years ago but have stayed around, I’m sure the they’ve still got a lot of core fans but is the end near?

care to elaborate?
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Mickey Knox on July 10, 2019, 09:29:16 PM
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They need some new blood on the team.
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Reggie Kelly tho

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn6Xc_LlwH6/
From the same city as him! First one to Ollie the big five to the street. Dude is sick asf. I was just saying that to further the zero video joke, NEW BLOOD Guess most people missed that one cause it kinda sucked compared to the others. I love all their ams tbh, feel bad there on a sinking ship though.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: winecrab on July 10, 2019, 09:32:52 PM
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After the recent shit that’s came out regarding the chiefs legal issues and certain Dane Burman misconduct surely this brand can’t last much longer? I know Damn it all should be dropping soon but will that be enough to keep zero afloat? To be honest Ive always been a big fan of Zero and JT is one of my all time favourite skaters but  the brand fell into irrelevancy years ago but have stayed around, I’m sure the they’ve still got a lot of core fans but is the end near?
[close]

care to elaborate?

Scroll up the page, someone linked his Twitter posts. I don't see the big deal.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: The Drew on July 10, 2019, 09:40:36 PM
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Burman the paedo nonce.


https://twitter.com/bummybonita/status/1141034841443639296

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1117389891661205505

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1050932916065198080

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1138312590973554688

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1137954455729524736

https://twitter.com/emomum420/status/1137529694989852673

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1135963195271655424
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That's it?  This is just run-of-the-mill Aussie shitposting, I expected something much, much worse from how this was hyped up.  Color me disappointed.

yep, this isn't anything get your knicker in a knot about
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Rascalness on July 10, 2019, 10:14:45 PM
The people brought back Fallen. Zero is here for good.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Szechuan on July 10, 2019, 10:16:38 PM
The people brought back Fallen. Zero is here for good.
"The People" = Foreign out of touch investment firms.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Rascalness on July 10, 2019, 10:23:56 PM
If people didn’t want Fallen back, it wouldn’t be back. Foreman and JT ran Fallen together. JT moves onto Fallen. Now Foreman is steering the ship. The dude is real. Watch Trajectory. Fallen is back because real skateboarders, like him, Tommy, Billy, Cole, Zach, and those he describes. Zero isn’t going under. Skateboarding won’t let it.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Rascalness on July 10, 2019, 10:24:28 PM
*Straye
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Szechuan on July 10, 2019, 10:25:31 PM
If people didn’t want Fallen back, it wouldn’t be back. Foreman and JT ran Fallen together. JT moves onto Fallen. Now Foreman is steering the ship. The dude is real. Watch Trajectory. Fallen is back because real skateboarders, like him, Tommy, Billy, Cole, Zach, and those he describes. Zero isn’t going under. Skateboarding won’t let it.
Well if the Berries made a whole video about it, it's gotta be true.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Rascalness on July 10, 2019, 10:29:39 PM
Lol. The shit is rad. You concur?
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Dr-Feelgood on July 10, 2019, 11:18:39 PM
Ive always liked zero/zero videos. Never been a fan of Dane, his high and mighty cool guy act got old fast, i wish i could back him as a fellow aussie but hes a weasley rat looking dork. I was friends with a chick he use to send the most cringe worthy messages too, he wasnt the smartest guy, he sent a bunch of creepy ass messages to a bunch of girls in the same friend group thinking they would give a shit he was a up and coming skater years and years ago, that was the cherry on top of me thinking he was a toolbag
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: bo bice on July 10, 2019, 11:30:48 PM
did I miss something or does nobody one else know that Dane is on quasi now and has been for a minute
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: iKobrakai on July 10, 2019, 11:31:06 PM
it becu

jamie a big prick! his wife is no hapy neihtther is the guy who gave him 50k

Why? James

do you rip off everyone you love

RIP English.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: TurdyBird on July 10, 2019, 11:48:14 PM
Rumor has it, Dane thought Roast Beef is fat and wack. He also jerked it on a passed out girl. What a nonce.

Am I doing it right?
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on July 11, 2019, 12:06:27 AM
(http://i.imgur.com/IiiRBCC.gif)
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Tuna on July 11, 2019, 12:08:31 AM
did I miss something or does nobody one else know that Dane is on quasi now and has been for a minute

No no no you're mistaken....he's on Polar and has been for years.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Ed boy on July 11, 2019, 12:20:18 AM
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They need some new blood on the team.
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Reggie Kelly tho

https://www.instagram.com/p/Bn6Xc_LlwH6/
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From the same city as him! First one to Ollie the big five to the street. Dude is sick asf. I was just saying that to further the zero video joke, NEW BLOOD Guess most people missed that one cause it kinda sucked compared to the others. I love all their ams tbh, feel bad there on a sinking ship though.

Ha not bad. It's true though.

Hope to see Gabriel, Reggie, and that little kid Cruise kill it in Damn It All.

Brandon Burleigh recently started riding for Zero as well.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bvr3ChxhBiJ/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/Bvr3ChxhBiJ/)
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Trickflip on July 11, 2019, 12:25:44 AM
Brandon Burleigh recently started riding for Zero as well.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bvr3ChxhBiJ/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/Bvr3ChxhBiJ/)
Thank God that guy's got a board sponsor. He fits zero too
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: MalHuis on July 11, 2019, 12:33:13 AM
They lost me when they lost Franky
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: TurdyBird on July 11, 2019, 01:12:08 AM
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Brandon Burleigh recently started riding for Zero as well.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bvr3ChxhBiJ/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/Bvr3ChxhBiJ/)
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Thank God that guy's got a board sponsor. He fits zero too

As fucked as that part was, I hope this dude becomes more than that boardslide. He should have kept that clip for the end of his career. Maybe he'll back lip it next

Also, Zero is soooooooFuuuuUuuuuUJUUuJuuUuucked brrOoOOOooo
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Dumbledore on July 11, 2019, 01:31:45 AM
Burman the paedo nonce.


https://twitter.com/bummybonita/status/1141034841443639296

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1117389891661205505

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1050932916065198080

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1138312590973554688

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1137954455729524736

https://twitter.com/emomum420/status/1137529694989852673

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1135963195271655424

You're dumb as fuck lmao
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: WobbleHeadBob on July 11, 2019, 01:58:42 AM
Rumor has it, Dane thought Roast Beef is fat and wack. He also jerked it on a passed out girl. What a nonce.

Am I doing it right?

that was Trapasso

Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: TurdyBird on July 11, 2019, 02:13:53 AM
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Rumor has it, Dane thought Roast Beef is fat and wack. He also jerked it on a passed out girl. What a nonce.

Am I doing it right?
[close]

that was Trapasso

You should have bolded the fat and wack part too. Haha you know it's a bad joke when you have to explain it. I'm not at the bar but I've had a few beverages. :(

Honestly I thought this was a troll thread. I wanna be like one of those cool trolls, with the different cored hair, and a gem in my belly button :)
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: moonordie on July 11, 2019, 03:05:27 AM
I loved Zero back in the day, still like it but kids nowadays couldn't care less about it I believe.
I feel that JT tried to do way too much at some time (having too many brands, remember Thread?) and Zero didn't get the care and attention that the brand needed.
That + the fact that the brand never evolved, or adapted to the current times, like Girl did.
I remember Pontus saying that the lifespan of a brand should be no more than 10 years or sth like that, probably true for such a niche brand as Zero.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: feedmeseymour on July 11, 2019, 05:42:04 AM
mods seem to want to sweep Burman under the rug. Correct me if im wrong


youre saying you didnt delete your dumb thread that was an attempt at a witch hunt?


might have to call up tk and put you in the sky so you can .. uh.. ride the sky...

i tried.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: DanTheDoucher on July 11, 2019, 05:49:23 AM
Maybe having a misled youth was the main cause of the situation chief is in right now?

It truly is a Mystery.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Francis Xavier on July 11, 2019, 05:54:33 AM
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Maybe having a misled youth was the main cause of the situation chief is in right now?
[close]

It truly is a Mystery.
Damn it all can't be  black and white
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Murge on July 11, 2019, 06:01:11 AM
Idk if this is the final nail in zeros coffin. But I hope so I loved zero as a kid and back most of the riders but damn JT just gives it a bad name at this point. With the legal shit and all the story’s from past that reflect poorly on him. It also comes off as forced 2000s image. Did Sandoval say something to the effect of he couldn’t skate tech even though he’s good at it in a zero video on his 9 club? If so shit let him skate tech etc. I wish zero would have died years ago on a high note before Jamie kooked the entire brand.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: DanTheDoucher on July 11, 2019, 06:05:02 AM
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Maybe having a misled youth was the main cause of the situation chief is in right now?
[close]

It truly is a Mystery.
[close]
Damn it all can't be  black and white

Jamie took quite a leap of faith when starting Zero.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Garth Marenghi on July 11, 2019, 06:28:14 AM
Why does SLAP enjoy grave pissing so much?

Subjective opinions grinding your gears? Oh, the irony.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: moonordie on July 11, 2019, 06:51:50 AM
Idk if this is the final nail in zeros coffin. But I hope so I loved zero as a kid and back most of the riders but damn JT just gives it a bad name at this point. With the legal shit and all the story’s from past that reflect poorly on him. It also comes off as forced 2000s image. Did Sandoval say something to the effect of he couldn’t skate tech even though he’s good at it in a zero video on his 9 club? If so shit let him skate tech etc. I wish zero would have died years ago on a high note before Jamie kooked the entire brand.
Amen brotha
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Cool Ceith on July 11, 2019, 07:00:43 AM
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Maybe having a misled youth was the main cause of the situation chief is in right now?
[close]

It truly is a Mystery.
[close]
Damn it all can't be  black and white
Dane Burman misled youth?
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Murge on July 11, 2019, 07:24:22 AM
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Maybe having a misled youth was the main cause of the situation chief is in right now?
[close]

It truly is a Mystery.
[close]
Damn it all can't be  black and white
[close]
Dane Burman misleading youth?
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: cockrabbit on July 11, 2019, 07:38:57 AM
Dane Burman used to send dick pics to my friends girlfriend at the time, she was like 17? this was 3ish years ago
That dude is a full blown creep
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: figureitout on July 11, 2019, 07:42:59 AM
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Burman the paedo nonce.


https://twitter.com/bummybonita/status/1141034841443639296

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1117389891661205505

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1050932916065198080

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1138312590973554688

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1137954455729524736

https://twitter.com/emomum420/status/1137529694989852673

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1135963195271655424
[close]

That's it?  This is just run-of-the-mill Aussie shitposting, I expected something much, much worse from how this was hyped up.  Color me disappointed.
[close]

yep, this isn't anything get your knicker in a knot about

if creepy comments on pictures of 6 year old girls is done with little hesitation, that begs the question what is hidden beneath the surface. 
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: moneen on July 11, 2019, 07:49:26 AM
lmao this trying to cancel Dane Burman is hilarious.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: WobbleHeadBob on July 11, 2019, 07:56:09 AM
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Rumor has it, Dane thought Roast Beef is fat and wack. He also jerked it on a passed out girl. What a nonce.

Am I doing it right?
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that was Trapasso
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You should have bolded the fat and wack part too. Haha you know it's a bad joke when you have to explain it. I'm not at the bar but I've had a few beverages. :(

Honestly I thought this was a troll thread. I wanna be like one of those cool trolls, with the different cored hair, and a gem in my belly button :)

you sound tidy. send a pic?
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Style Police on July 11, 2019, 08:42:26 AM
Permission to R.I.P. sir

Permission granted solider.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Skateboarder X on July 11, 2019, 08:50:55 AM
Zero is just trying to keep the thrill of it all real still and they are dying to live at this point. They keep adding new blood to their team but its always just some misled youth with all will and no skill. Its just a strange world we live in right now and the whole skate industry is in a sort of cold war with the big 90s and early 2000s brands that dominated before. Maybe if zero could put out another cool promo video that had no cash value with a ton of reggie and tguns footy, they will be fine.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: FROTHY on July 11, 2019, 08:51:08 AM
What exactly happens inside a calculator when you try to divide by zero?  Like does it even try?

The calculator half-seriously tries to divide by zero, like when I look for something in the fridge, close the door, then open it expecting things to be different this time around. One day I will divide by zero.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: sus on July 11, 2019, 08:53:20 AM
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Brandon Burleigh recently started riding for Zero as well.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bvr3ChxhBiJ/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/Bvr3ChxhBiJ/)
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Thank God that guy's got a board sponsor. He fits zero too
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As fucked as that part was, I hope this dude becomes more than that boardslide. He should have kept that clip for the end of his career. Maybe he'll back lip it next

Also, Zero is soooooooFuuuuUuuuuUJUUuJuuUuucked brrOoOOOooo

I see it more like this - if he's just flow and doing some shit like this now, in the next few years he's going to be doing significantly more fucked tricks/skating incomprehensible obstacles like the one above.

That trick isn't the pinnacle of his career, he's just getting started.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: GAY on July 11, 2019, 08:56:11 AM
Zero fucks given

This made me think of The Chief screwing Markovich over a barrel.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: headtowall on July 11, 2019, 09:03:35 AM
can i get a tl:dr what exactly is going on here
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Chatbot on July 11, 2019, 09:07:25 AM
If only JT sent Forrest Edwards 10 boards instead of 5
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Skateboarder X on July 11, 2019, 09:11:08 AM
If only JT sent Forrest Edwards 10 boards instead of 5

Bloards
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Gideon Choi on July 11, 2019, 09:28:48 AM
Yeah, I still don't get all the Burman hate. Dude kills it. Always has.

Only reason I kinda hate on Dane is because Tommy Gunz should have had last part in Cold War. Only reason Dane got it was because of that 50-50 kink drop, that's on Chief really but that's where I'm coming from.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Skateboarder X on July 11, 2019, 09:40:03 AM
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Yeah, I still don't get all the Burman hate. Dude kills it. Always has.
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Only reason I kinda hate on Dane is because Tommy Gunz should have had last part in Cold War. Only reason Dane got it was because of that 50-50 kink drop, that's on Chief really but that's where I'm coming from.

When tommy didnt get last part, zero stonks went waaaaaay down. waaaay way down.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: FS-OverKOOK on July 11, 2019, 09:55:43 AM
Dane Burman used to send dick pics to my friends girlfriend at the time, she was like 17? this was 3ish years ago
That dude is a full blown creep
is that a question? In AUS the consent age is 16 so maybe there was some confusion. Maybe she didn't like your friend or his skating. Did you see the pics? if not, she may have wanted some attention. I guess we'll just have to wait until the investigation is completed.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: silhouette on July 11, 2019, 09:57:53 AM
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If only JT sent Forrest Edwards 10 boards instead of 5
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Bloards

next time
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: shannamal on July 11, 2019, 10:03:50 AM
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Brandon Burleigh recently started riding for Zero as well.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bvr3ChxhBiJ/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/Bvr3ChxhBiJ/)
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Thank God that guy's got a board sponsor. He fits zero too
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As fucked as that part was, I hope this dude becomes more than that boardslide. He should have kept that clip for the end of his career. Maybe he'll back lip it next

Also, Zero is soooooooFuuuuUuuuuUJUUuJuuUuucked brrOoOOOooo
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I see it more like this - if he's just flow and doing some shit like this now, in the next few years he's going to be doing significantly more fucked tricks/skating incomprehensible obstacles like the one above.

That trick isn't the pinnacle of his career, he's just getting started.

he was getting boards from santa cruz before this which made...no sense.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Trickflip on July 11, 2019, 10:27:32 AM
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Brandon Burleigh recently started riding for Zero as well.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bvr3ChxhBiJ/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/Bvr3ChxhBiJ/)
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Thank God that guy's got a board sponsor. He fits zero too
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As fucked as that part was, I hope this dude becomes more than that boardslide. He should have kept that clip for the end of his career. Maybe he'll back lip it next

Also, Zero is soooooooFuuuuUuuuuUJUUuJuuUuucked brrOoOOOooo
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I see it more like this - if he's just flow and doing some shit like this now, in the next few years he's going to be doing significantly more fucked tricks/skating incomprehensible obstacles like the one above.

That trick isn't the pinnacle of his career, he's just getting started.
Exactly. By watching clips of BB the past year or so I can tell he's a savage who knows how to push himself. Plus he's still young. Zero may not be in the best place right now but I'm glad to see Brandon ride for a company he can possibly turn pro for, considering that he's been skating some spots you wouldn't see many pros even touch
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: heckler on July 11, 2019, 11:54:43 AM
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Dane Burman used to send dick pics to my friends girlfriend at the time, she was like 17? this was 3ish years ago
That dude is a full blown creep
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is that a question? In AUS the consent age is 16 so maybe there was some confusion. Maybe she didn't like your friend or his skating. Did you see the pics? if not, she may have wanted some attention. I guess we'll just have to wait until the investigation is completed.
Dude, he’s in his thirties.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Yonnycage on July 11, 2019, 12:20:04 PM
Zero is just trying to keep the thrill of it all real still and they are dying to live at this point. They keep adding new blood to their team but its always just some misled youth with all will and no skill. Its just a strange world we live in right now and the whole skate industry is in a sort of cold war with the big 90s and early 2000s brands that dominated before. Maybe if zero could put out another cool promo video that had no cash value with a ton of reggie and tguns footy, they will be fine.


Oh my god please stop🤦🏻‍♂️
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Jacob Gary on July 11, 2019, 12:30:48 PM
can i get a tl:dr what exactly is going on here

ya mom's a hoe
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: moneen on July 11, 2019, 12:50:38 PM
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Dane Burman used to send dick pics to my friends girlfriend at the time, she was like 17? this was 3ish years ago
That dude is a full blown creep
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is that a question? In AUS the consent age is 16 so maybe there was some confusion. Maybe she didn't like your friend or his skating. Did you see the pics? if not, she may have wanted some attention. I guess we'll just have to wait until the investigation is completed.
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Dude, he’s in his thirties.

3 years ago he was 27.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: heckler on July 11, 2019, 12:53:43 PM
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Dane Burman used to send dick pics to my friends girlfriend at the time, she was like 17? this was 3ish years ago
That dude is a full blown creep
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is that a question? In AUS the consent age is 16 so maybe there was some confusion. Maybe she didn't like your friend or his skating. Did you see the pics? if not, she may have wanted some attention. I guess we'll just have to wait until the investigation is completed.
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Dude, he’s in his thirties.
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3 years ago he was 27.
He’s 32 now so he was 29 in 2016. Fuck legality, what about a 29 year old hitting on teenagers seems okay? That’s arguably grooming.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Francis Xavier on July 11, 2019, 12:59:28 PM
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Dane Burman used to send dick pics to my friends girlfriend at the time, she was like 17? this was 3ish years ago
That dude is a full blown creep
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is that a question? In AUS the consent age is 16 so maybe there was some confusion. Maybe she didn't like your friend or his skating. Did you see the pics? if not, she may have wanted some attention. I guess we'll just have to wait until the investigation is completed.
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Dude, he’s in his thirties.
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3 years ago he was 27.
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He’s 32 now. Fuck legality, what about a 29 year old hitting on teenagers seems okay? That’s arguable grooming.
Yeah,but what country was he in at time?!

Either way it's some creeper shit. I understand the age of consent, and what's seemingly normal in countries that have it lower than the US...but it's not ok.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: ColinYourAssOut on July 11, 2019, 01:12:10 PM
Dane Burman used to send dick pics to my friends girlfriend at the time, she was like 17? this was 3ish years ago
That dude is a full blown creep
Did you recognize the mole on that tallywhacker?

(http://cdn.mcstatic.com/contents/videos_screenshots/6546000/6546226/preview.jpg)
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: feedmeseymour on July 11, 2019, 01:16:26 PM
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Dane Burman used to send dick pics to my friends girlfriend at the time, she was like 17? this was 3ish years ago
That dude is a full blown creep
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is that a question? In AUS the consent age is 16 so maybe there was some confusion. Maybe she didn't like your friend or his skating. Did you see the pics? if not, she may have wanted some attention. I guess we'll just have to wait until the investigation is completed.
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Dude, he’s in his thirties.
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3 years ago he was 27.
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He’s 32 now so he was 29 in 2016. Fuck legality, what about a 29 year old hitting on teenagers seems okay? That’s arguably grooming.

There is nothing okay about anyone in their mid 20's (or older) grooming a teenage girl. that shit is creepy.
even a legal 18 year old is low hanging fruit and pathetic.


fuck dane.

Edit: curious whos going to be a man and slide into his dms, maybe catch a predator style?
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on July 11, 2019, 02:11:43 PM
16 is the age of consent in Aus so I’m gunna send dick pics to a 17 yo and that’s totally fine because #slaplogic
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: ziggy on July 11, 2019, 02:14:01 PM
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Why does SLAP enjoy grave pissing so much?
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Subjective opinions grinding your gears? Oh, the irony.

that’s not what this is. this is Mean Girls shit
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Alois Hitler Jr. on July 11, 2019, 02:21:44 PM
zero fucks given
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: palelight on July 11, 2019, 02:32:29 PM
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Why does SLAP enjoy grave pissing so much?
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Subjective opinions grinding your gears? Oh, the irony.
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that’s not what this is. this is Mean Girls shit

"Trang Pak made out with Coach Carr Dane Burman"?
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: shouldn't on July 11, 2019, 02:51:26 PM
we all know that it’s a cold war out there right now with all of these new board brands popping up left and right. zero pretty much has no cash value anymore and is only still surviving for the thrill of it all. it’s a strange world we live in today with all of the misled youth giving their money away to companies with new blood as opposed to the ones that have been around forever and are dying to live but, at some point you just have to say “damn it all”
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: dustyassrocketswitchv on July 11, 2019, 04:18:03 PM
ooh totally fucked...wheres hugo's board?!
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Toadfish Rebecchi on July 11, 2019, 05:04:07 PM
Guys do horrible stuff to women all the time, I'm not making excuses for anyone...

But someone comes on here and says "my friend's girlfriend used to get dick pics from him" with no evidence at all and we're supposed to turn on him?

If anyone is familiar with Dane's social media at all, he's pro feminism, open about sexuality, not being a misogynist etc.

I love how someone's dislike for a brand (which is subjective anyway) turned into a witch hunt.

Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Donkey Lips on July 11, 2019, 05:19:34 PM
Guys do horrible stuff to women all the time, I'm not making excuses for anyone...

But someone comes on here and says "my friend's girlfriend used to get dick pics from him" with no evidence at all and we're supposed to turn on him?

It's not turning on him if you never liked the horny little dweeb in the first place. I also love the "I'm not making excuses..." directly followed by making excuses. You can be pro feminism, open about sexuality, and still be a fucking creepy dickhole. Louis C.K. was all of those things that you mentioned, and basically forced women to watch him stroke one out.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Toadfish Rebecchi on July 11, 2019, 05:22:24 PM
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Guys do horrible stuff to women all the time, I'm not making excuses for anyone...

But someone comes on here and says "my friend's girlfriend used to get dick pics from him" with no evidence at all and we're supposed to turn on him?
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It's not turning on him if you never liked the horny little dweeb in the first place. I also love the "I'm not making excuses..." directly followed by making excuses. You can be pro feminism, open about sexuality, and still be a fucking creepy dickhole. Louis C.K. was all of those things that you mentioned, and basically forced women to watch him stroke one out.

Yep, I totally agree with you.

But a woman hasn't called him out yet. Just some dude on a forum that hasn't had any interactions with him at all...

Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Allen. on July 11, 2019, 05:42:48 PM
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Guys do horrible stuff to women all the time, I'm not making excuses for anyone...

But someone comes on here and says "my friend's girlfriend used to get dick pics from him" with no evidence at all and we're supposed to turn on him?
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It's not turning on him if you never liked the horny little dweeb in the first place. I also love the "I'm not making excuses..." directly followed by making excuses. You can be pro feminism, open about sexuality, and still be a fucking creepy dickhole. Louis C.K. was all of those things that you mentioned, and basically forced women to watch him stroke one out.
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Yep, I totally agree with you.

But a woman hasn't called him out yet. Just some dude on a forum that hasn't had any interactions with him at all...

You waiting for Jackson's rebuttal after Leaving Neverland too? I mean it's all hearsay
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Toadfish Rebecchi on July 11, 2019, 05:50:26 PM
I'm not waiting for Dane's rebuttal either.

The point I'm making is that as far as I know, or any of us know, no women have come forward and have said he's harassed them. If they do, then it's a totally different story.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Jud Nestorkins on July 11, 2019, 05:56:34 PM
JAMIE SUXXX!
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Post by: camel filters on July 11, 2019, 05:56:39 PM
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Dane Burman used to send dick pics to my friends girlfriend at the time, she was like 17? this was 3ish years ago
That dude is a full blown creep
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is that a question? In AUS the consent age is 16 so maybe there was some confusion. Maybe she didn't like your friend or his skating. Did you see the pics? if not, she may have wanted some attention. I guess we'll just have to wait until the investigation is completed.
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Dude, he’s in his thirties.
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3 years ago he was 27.
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He’s 32 now so he was 29 in 2016. Fuck legality, what about a 29 year old hitting on teenagers seems okay? That’s arguably grooming.
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There is nothing okay about anyone in their mid 20's (or older) grooming a teenage girl. that shit is creepy.
even a legal 18 year old is low hanging fruit and pathetic.


fuck dane.

Edit: curious whos going to be a man and slide into his dms, maybe catch a predator style?
I hooked up with a 22 year old when I was 27 and that already felt weird as fuck. Dane is on some Drake shit.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: winecrab on July 11, 2019, 05:59:27 PM
He doesn't have a shoe sponsor and risks his life for a measly zero check while the rape trio have better pay and sponsors. At least let him try to get laid.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: hateboard on July 11, 2019, 06:19:42 PM
He doesn't have a shoe sponsor and risks his life for a measly zero check while the rape trio have better pay and sponsors. At least let him try to get laid.

Agreed, its a sad state of affairs when a guy who does possibly the gnarliest rail in history, makes thrasher cover, can put together a last part for a zero vid, and he is probably couch surfing the world without a dollar to his name. Who the fuck would encourage their kids to choose skating as a career? Are you really worried about coach dads ruining skating? More like skating is going to ruin coach dads. Fuck just about any other career option would be easier than being a top skater these days, its one of the most difficult skills on the planet, brutal on the body and leaves you broke with drinking and hygene problems.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Szechuan on July 11, 2019, 07:32:12 PM
we all know that it’s a cold war out there right now with all of these new board brands popping up left and right. zero pretty much has no cash value anymore and is only still surviving for the thrill of it all. it’s a strange world we live in today with all of the misled youth giving their money away to companies with new blood as opposed to the ones that have been around forever and are dying to live but, at some point you just have to say “damn it all”
I've participated before but I don't know how much of this repetitive zero shtick i can take. Lets move on to Markovich or Svitak.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Garth Marenghi on July 11, 2019, 09:16:18 PM
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He doesn't have a shoe sponsor and risks his life for a measly zero check while the rape trio have better pay and sponsors. At least let him try to get laid.
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Agreed, its a sad state of affairs when a guy who does possibly the gnarliest rail in history, makes thrasher cover, can put together a last part for a zero vid, and he is probably couch surfing the world without a dollar to his name. Who the fuck would encourage their kids to choose skating as a career? Are you really worried about coach dads ruining skating? More like skating is going to ruin coach dads. Fuck just about any other career option would be easier than being a top skater these days, its one of the most difficult skills on the planet, brutal on the body and leaves you broke with drinking and hygene problems.

Hahaha what?
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Szechuan on July 11, 2019, 09:29:55 PM
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He doesn't have a shoe sponsor and risks his life for a measly zero check while the rape trio have better pay and sponsors. At least let him try to get laid.
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Agreed, its a sad state of affairs when a guy who does possibly the gnarliest rail in history, makes thrasher cover, can put together a last part for a zero vid, and he is probably couch surfing the world without a dollar to his name. Who the fuck would encourage their kids to choose skating as a career? Are you really worried about coach dads ruining skating? More like skating is going to ruin coach dads. Fuck just about any other career option would be easier than being a top skater these days, its one of the most difficult skills on the planet, brutal on the body and leaves you broke with drinking and hygene problems.
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Hahaha what?
I guess you reach a critical point of no return of funky stank, to which you just say fuck it and run with the crust? Just spitballing here.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: rejectpaul on July 12, 2019, 05:41:03 AM
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Yeah, I still don't get all the Burman hate. Dude kills it. Always has.
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Only reason I kinda hate on Dane is because Tommy Gunz should have had last part in Cold War. Only reason Dane got it was because of that 50-50 kink drop, that's on Chief really but that's where I'm coming from.

dane ended the iTunes version and Tommy ended the DVD version

chief gave it to them both and personally I'd rather have the ender on DVD so you should only half kanda hate on Dane
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: fs overkrook on July 12, 2019, 07:44:50 AM
Dane and Jamie are going to be soooo pissed when they read all this. Jamie is going to throw and emergency team meeting
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: WobbleHeadBob on July 12, 2019, 09:23:49 AM
I was workin in a skateshop when i was younger one day the owner and his family walked in and his oldest son was next to a good looking lady around his age. the famiy went don to the office but this dude hung around for a chat 'hey man is that your new girlfriend? i asked and was about to high five him for scoring a hotty.

he fucking glared at me so pissed off.. uhh no, thats my new step mother  HAHA!

bossman was pushing 50, his new mrs is barely 30 and his kid musta been feeling all kinds of ways.
 reverse the timeline a bit. When he was 30, she was fucking 10!

 Burman dont seem so bad now right?

creepy fucks



 
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Switch FS K-Swiss Grind on July 12, 2019, 01:34:35 PM
I was workin in a skateshop when i was younger one day the owner and his family walked in and his oldest son was next to a good looking lady around his age. the famiy went don to the office but this dude hung around for a chat 'hey man is that your new girlfriend? i asked and was about to high five him for scoring a hotty.

he fucking glared at me so pissed off.. uhh no, thats my new step mother  HAHA!

bossman was pushing 50, his new mrs is barely 30 and his kid musta been feeling all kinds of ways.
 reverse the timeline a bit. When he was 30, she was fucking 10!

 Burman dont seem so bad now right?

creepy fucks
Uhhh a 50 yo adult dating a 30 yo adult might raise an eyebrow but they're both adults. She knows what she's doing. it's incomparable to a 29yo adult sending unsolicited dick pics to a 17yo teenager.

Until we see proof he's just a lil creepy, but if true, he's BIG creepy.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: WobbleHeadBob on July 12, 2019, 03:09:54 PM
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I was workin in a skateshop when i was younger one day the owner and his family walked in and his oldest son was next to a good looking lady around his age. the famiy went don to the office but this dude hung around for a chat 'hey man is that your new girlfriend? i asked and was about to high five him for scoring a hotty.

he fucking glared at me so pissed off.. uhh no, thats my new step mother  HAHA!

bossman was pushing 50, his new mrs is barely 30 and his kid musta been feeling all kinds of ways.
 reverse the timeline a bit. When he was 30, she was fucking 10!

 Burman dont seem so bad now right?

creepy fucks
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Uhhh a 50 yo adult dating a 30 yo adult might raise an eyebrow but they're both adults. She knows what she's doing. it's incomparable to a 29yo adult sending unsolicited dick pics to a 17yo teenager.

Until we see proof he's just a lil creepy, but if true, he's BIG creepy.

unsoliceted dick pics are always deplorable. but as you say, thats just a rumour. both situations are creepy as fuck to me.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Green light terry on July 12, 2019, 07:26:37 PM
Dane sucks as a human. Can skate. Zero sucks as a brand. Can skate. Does anyone care? No.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on July 12, 2019, 07:32:43 PM
I was workin in a skateshop when i was younger one day the owner and his family walked in and his oldest son was next to a good looking lady around his age. the famiy went don to the office but this dude hung around for a chat 'hey man is that your new girlfriend? i asked and was about to high five him for scoring a hotty.

he fucking glared at me so pissed off.. uhh no, thats my new step mother  HAHA!

bossman was pushing 50, his new mrs is barely 30 and his kid musta been feeling all kinds of ways.
 reverse the timeline a bit. When he was 30, she was fucking 10!

 Burman dont seem so bad now right?

creepy fucks
  Ur trippin dude.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Craig Lutzka on July 12, 2019, 07:41:29 PM
Dane Burman fucking sucks
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: WobbleHeadBob on July 13, 2019, 12:01:08 AM
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I was workin in a skateshop when i was younger one day the owner and his family walked in and his oldest son was next to a good looking lady around his age. the famiy went don to the office but this dude hung around for a chat 'hey man is that your new girlfriend? i asked and was about to high five him for scoring a hotty.

he fucking glared at me so pissed off.. uhh no, thats my new step mother  HAHA!

bossman was pushing 50, his new mrs is barely 30 and his kid musta been feeling all kinds of ways.
 reverse the timeline a bit. When he was 30, she was fucking 10!

 Burman dont seem so bad now right?

creepy fucks
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  Ur trippin dude.

how?
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Pete on July 13, 2019, 02:16:42 AM
So are you all just trolling each other with the same corny jokes from 5 years ago this thread is a dumpster fire throw it away

Zero is fucked and nobody cares, or will start caring. Should have let it die around the time slave started.
Slave is sick.

Free max b
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Murge on July 13, 2019, 07:07:28 AM
So are you all just trolling each other with the same corny jokes from 5 years ago this thread is a dumpster fire throw it away

Zero is fucked and nobody cares, or will start caring. Should have let it die around the time slave started.
Slave is sick.

Free max b

This
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on July 13, 2019, 08:06:14 AM
So are you all just trolling each other with the same corny jokes from 5 years ago

Free max b
ironing is delicious
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: ChrisSennsGirlfriend on July 13, 2019, 11:55:38 AM
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Burman the paedo nonce.


https://twitter.com/bummybonita/status/1141034841443639296

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1117389891661205505

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1050932916065198080

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1138312590973554688

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1137954455729524736

https://twitter.com/emomum420/status/1137529694989852673

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1135963195271655424
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That's it?  This is just run-of-the-mill Aussie shitposting, I expected something much, much worse from how this was hyped up.  Color me disappointed.
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yep, this isn't anything get your knicker in a knot about
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if creepy comments on pictures of 6 year old girls is done with little hesitation, that begs the question what is hidden beneath the surface.
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Not defending or calling out anyone here - but just to provide the context on that picture: it was posted by the mother of the child, she's saying that her daughter loves the stuffed animal she was photo'd laying on...

So when he says "I love it too" he could be referring to the stuffed animal itself, not necessarily the kid.

Feel free to form whatever conclusions you'd like, but the context isn't really clear from the screenshot alone unless you look into it.

I think it takes a person with an at least mildly warped mind to include the comment on the stuffed animal pic with the instances of his sexually charged posts in the first place. Why would your mind immediately assume dude is making openly pedophiliac comments to the mother of a child on the internet (I think the absence of her rebuking his comment in any way is a strong indication that that's not the case) rather than a more logical and less sick scenario. Your open demonstration that your mind would go there is equal if not greater evidence of you being a 'creep' than of dane (a dude you have no personal relationship with I'm sure) being a 'creep.'

tl;dr synopsis: YOU have linked that kid's picture on an internet forum with that connotation (that you invented) hanging over it. I'm sure the mother would be pretty fucking creeped out by YOUR conduct.


Not terribly different from everyone sharping their pitchforks over him sending hypothetical dick pics to a hypothetical 17 year old girlfriend with zero (lol) substantiating evidence - in that once a narrative has been created in your heads you'll take the most flimsy insubstantial pieces of NOTHING as 'evidence' and pretend it's true and compelling just because it bolsters the narrative YOU want.

SLAP of serious critical discussions about skateboarders, on sub-Pizzagate conspiracy theorist fake news echo chamber Trump supporter bullshit.

Dude is guilty of one 'crime,' which is making crude sexually-oriented posts on the internet. Y'all motherfuckers rate pro's girlfriends' asses in what you call a 'weiner wallet' thread...

Y'all make note of the inherent sadness of dude ravaging his body for peanuts only to one day have even the peanuts taken away with no backup plan, but you forgot to mention the part where the added bonus of random creepy dudes calling you a creep (and/or full blown pedophile) on the internet comes into play.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: TurdyBird on July 13, 2019, 12:06:34 PM
So are you all just trolling each other with the same corny jokes from 5 years ago this thread is a dumpster fire throw it away

Zero is fucked and nobody cares, or will start caring. Should have let it die around the time slave started.
Slave is sick.

Free max b

I was definitely trolling, with tired ass jokes.

Zero seems like a second job for most the dudes on the team. I dont really follow them, but what was the latest content?

Someone trying to put Dane Burman on blast for being thirsty seems to be the most recent thing I've seen from them in the last year or two. Maybe I'm desensitized, but Dane's level of thirst isn't exactly uncommon. Whether it's right or not, that ain't me to decide. Maybe I just work around a bunch of pervs.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: padded_shorts on July 13, 2019, 12:32:47 PM
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Dane Burman used to send dick pics to my friends girlfriend at the time, she was like 17? this was 3ish years ago
That dude is a full blown creep
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is that a question? In AUS the consent age is 16 so maybe there was some confusion. Maybe she didn't like your friend or his skating. Did you see the pics? if not, she may have wanted some attention. I guess we'll just have to wait until the investigation is completed.
If you are someone who knows the age of consent laws in multiple states/countries, you are either a cop or a creep or both.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Francis Xavier on July 13, 2019, 12:54:33 PM
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Dane Burman used to send dick pics to my friends girlfriend at the time, she was like 17? this was 3ish years ago
That dude is a full blown creep
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is that a question? In AUS the consent age is 16 so maybe there was some confusion. Maybe she didn't like your friend or his skating. Did you see the pics? if not, she may have wanted some attention. I guess we'll just have to wait until the investigation is completed.
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If you are someone who knows the age of consent laws in multiple states/countries, you are either a cop or a creep or both.
Isn't it creepier to use the age of consent as an excuse for pervin on girls younger than you?
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Slappadabass on July 13, 2019, 01:26:57 PM
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Burman the paedo nonce.


https://twitter.com/bummybonita/status/1141034841443639296

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1117389891661205505

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1050932916065198080

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1138312590973554688

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1137954455729524736

https://twitter.com/emomum420/status/1137529694989852673

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1135963195271655424
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That's it?  This is just run-of-the-mill Aussie shitposting, I expected something much, much worse from how this was hyped up.  Color me disappointed.
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yep, this isn't anything get your knicker in a knot about
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if creepy comments on pictures of 6 year old girls is done with little hesitation, that begs the question what is hidden beneath the surface.
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Not defending or calling out anyone here - but just to provide the context on that picture: it was posted by the mother of the child, she's saying that her daughter loves the stuffed animal she was photo'd laying on...

So when he says "I love it too" he could be referring to the stuffed animal itself, not necessarily the kid.

Feel free to form whatever conclusions you'd like, but the context isn't really clear from the screenshot alone unless you look into it.
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I think it takes a person with an at least mildly warped mind to include the comment on the stuffed animal pic with the instances of his sexually charged posts in the first place. Why would your mind immediately assume dude is making openly pedophiliac comments to the mother of a child on the internet (I think the absence of her rebuking his comment in any way is a strong indication that that's not the case) rather than a more logical and less sick scenario. Your open demonstration that your mind would go there is equal if not greater evidence of you being a 'creep' than of dane (a dude you have no personal relationship with I'm sure) being a 'creep.'

tl;dr synopsis: YOU have linked that kid's picture on an internet forum with that connotation (that you invented) hanging over it. I'm sure the mother would be pretty fucking creeped out by YOUR conduct.


Not terribly different from everyone sharping their pitchforks over him sending hypothetical dick pics to a hypothetical 17 year old girlfriend with zero (lol) substantiating evidence - in that once a narrative has been created in your heads you'll take the most flimsy insubstantial pieces of NOTHING as 'evidence' and pretend it's true and compelling just because it bolsters the narrative YOU want.

SLAP of serious critical discussions about skateboarders, on sub-Pizzagate conspiracy theorist fake news echo chamber Trump supporter bullshit.

Dude is guilty of one 'crime,' which is making crude sexually-oriented posts on the internet. Y'all motherfuckers rate pro's girlfriends' asses in what you call a 'weiner wallet' thread...

Y'all make note of the inherent sadness of dude ravaging his body for peanuts only to one day have even the peanuts taken away with no backup plan, but you forgot to mention the part where the added bonus of random creepy dudes calling you a creep (and/or full blown pedophile) on the internet comes into play.

Tl;dr. Shit he said is creepy no matter what context it’s in. Especially when you put yourself in the perspective of a pedos shoes.. considering he is a pedo. Not hard to comprehend unless you’re into children too and have no self awareness whatsoever
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Slappadabass on July 13, 2019, 01:32:51 PM
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Burman the paedo nonce.


https://twitter.com/bummybonita/status/1141034841443639296

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1117389891661205505

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1050932916065198080

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1138312590973554688

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1137954455729524736

https://twitter.com/emomum420/status/1137529694989852673

https://twitter.com/daneburman/status/1135963195271655424
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That's it?  This is just run-of-the-mill Aussie shitposting, I expected something much, much worse from how this was hyped up.  Color me disappointed.
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yep, this isn't anything get your knicker in a knot about
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if creepy comments on pictures of 6 year old girls is done with little hesitation, that begs the question what is hidden beneath the surface.
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Not defending or calling out anyone here - but just to provide the context on that picture: it was posted by the mother of the child, she's saying that her daughter loves the stuffed animal she was photo'd laying on...

So when he says "I love it too" he could be referring to the stuffed animal itself, not necessarily the kid.

Feel free to form whatever conclusions you'd like, but the context isn't really clear from the screenshot alone unless you look into it.
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I think it takes a person with an at least mildly warped mind to include the comment on the stuffed animal pic with the instances of his sexually charged posts in the first place. Why would your mind immediately assume dude is making openly pedophiliac comments to the mother of a child on the internet (I think the absence of her rebuking his comment in any way is a strong indication that that's not the case) rather than a more logical and less sick scenario. Your open demonstration that your mind would go there is equal if not greater evidence of you being a 'creep' than of dane (a dude you have no personal relationship with I'm sure) being a 'creep.'

tl;dr synopsis: YOU have linked that kid's picture on an internet forum with that connotation (that you invented) hanging over it. I'm sure the mother would be pretty fucking creeped out by YOUR conduct.


Not terribly different from everyone sharping their pitchforks over him sending hypothetical dick pics to a hypothetical 17 year old girlfriend with zero (lol) substantiating evidence - in that once a narrative has been created in your heads you'll take the most flimsy insubstantial pieces of NOTHING as 'evidence' and pretend it's true and compelling just because it bolsters the narrative YOU want.

SLAP of serious critical discussions about skateboarders, on sub-Pizzagate conspiracy theorist fake news echo chamber Trump supporter bullshit.

Dude is guilty of one 'crime,' which is making crude sexually-oriented posts on the internet. Y'all motherfuckers rate pro's girlfriends' asses in what you call a 'weiner wallet' thread...

Y'all make note of the inherent sadness of dude ravaging his body for peanuts only to one day have even the peanuts taken away with no backup plan, but you forgot to mention the part where the added bonus of random creepy dudes calling you a creep (and/or full blown pedophile) on the internet comes into play.

And I’m no fan of trump (or any politician for that matter).. but you throwing pizzagate under the bus like that out of nowhere is another red flag to me that you’re either naive/uneducated (which is fine).. or you’re into children. One or the other. If you did your own research on what ppl are even talking about, which clearly you haven’t.. you’d have a different opinion.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: brwrxstl on July 13, 2019, 02:06:44 PM
Should have let it die around the time slave started.


I feel like Horton carried Zero during those last few years and when he left that was pretty obvious.  My local guy said that JT started offering discounts to shops that didn't carry blanks, and then that all ended up being a bait and switch to stock those shitty "Threat" decks, and he basically sank Blackbox trying to run a pricepoint brand, after crusading (pun intended) against that industry for all those years prior. I think anybody rational would've cut bait on Zero a decade ago, but the guy's ego can't let him do that. The graphics have gotten better at times over the last couple years, but the shapes they use are fucking trash, so it's all kinda moot.  But anyway, I do feel like Slave basically filled the void left, and I think Horton is a lot more deserving of support than Jamie on top of that. So it all worked out regardless.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Pete on July 13, 2019, 04:45:07 PM
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So are you all just trolling each other with the same corny jokes from 5 years ago

Free max b
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ironing is delicious
The max shit ain’t a joke lil dude

Free max b
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: bo bice on July 13, 2019, 05:19:05 PM
dying to litigate
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: unpop on July 13, 2019, 09:25:02 PM
Zero has Fallen?
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: GAY on July 14, 2019, 07:39:47 AM
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I was workin in a skateshop when i was younger one day the owner and his family walked in and his oldest son was next to a good looking lady around his age. the famiy went don to the office but this dude hung around for a chat 'hey man is that your new girlfriend? i asked and was about to high five him for scoring a hotty.

he fucking glared at me so pissed off.. uhh no, thats my new step mother  HAHA!

bossman was pushing 50, his new mrs is barely 30 and his kid musta been feeling all kinds of ways.
 reverse the timeline a bit. When he was 30, she was fucking 10!

 Burman dont seem so bad now right?

creepy fucks
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Uhhh a 50 yo adult dating a 30 yo adult might raise an eyebrow but they're both adults. She knows what she's doing. it's incomparable to a 29yo adult sending unsolicited dick pics to a 17yo teenager.

Until we see proof he's just a lil creepy, but if true, he's BIG creepy.
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unsoliceted dick pics are always deplorable. but as you say, thats just a rumour. both situations are creepy as fuck to me.

Just wanted to say that for the record I'm okay with unsolicited dick pics.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Mongoloid on July 14, 2019, 07:53:38 AM
Has Zero suddenly become unfucked while I was blissfully unaware? If a company is being run out of a garage via eBay sales that sounds pretty fucked to me.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Cool Ceith on July 14, 2019, 08:22:41 AM
dying to litigate
;D
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: HaveFunSkateboarding on July 14, 2019, 09:03:33 AM
Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. I didn't grow up during the Zero era, so it never hit me like it hit a lot of people. Back when Zero was in it's "prime" I saw Jamie Thomas at a few demos and he always came off as a dick to me. Just how he talked to me, he came off as a dick. Couple this with the endless stories people have told over the years about how he would treat "his skaters," I was never a fan. I'll always appreciate some of the skating he's done over the years, his video parts, etc., but I've always disliked him. That original Zero era has been gone for god knows how long, I don't think he's ever going to rekindle that feeling. It was a different time, the internet and social media wasn't as much as a driving force as it is now. I'd be okay with Zero still existing, but it seems like it's tainted a bit too much to look at in the way it was back on the day.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Just Giver on July 14, 2019, 10:55:27 AM
It's because hip-hop and auto tune kind of music is cool nowadays and goes with the hip Instagram edits and colorful camo pants and slo mo close ups of flatground tricks haha ... but it's a cycle and soon the hype around skateboarding from the mainstream will go away and that will bring back punk only then brands like zero can be relevant again, but now no way. I hope Zero survives this phase

All of that was like three years ago.  They children have moved on.  Things are normalizing.  That whole offshoot of skateboarding is just teenagers being teenagers.  We wore dumbass shit and listened to dumbass shit when we were their age too.

Hip Hop is not the reason Zero died.  Big rail skating and hucking was sick--just like how vert skating was sick--but they couldn't keep the collective attention of the people forever.  I'm not a fan of any of the "Soundcloud," Odd Future, and zumiez offshoot of skateboarding, but they certainly didn't kill Zero.  Zero had an image; it was cool, but it got old.     
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Mickey Knox on July 14, 2019, 08:56:07 PM
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He doesn't have a shoe sponsor and risks his life for a measly zero check while the rape trio have better pay and sponsors. At least let him try to get laid.
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Agreed, its a sad state of affairs when a guy who does possibly the gnarliest rail in history, makes thrasher cover, can put together a last part for a zero vid, and he is probably couch surfing the world without a dollar to his name. Who the fuck would encourage their kids to choose skating as a career? Are you really worried about coach dads ruining skating? More like skating is going to ruin coach dads. Fuck just about any other career option would be easier than being a top skater these days, its one of the most difficult skills on the planet, brutal on the body and leaves you broke with drinking and hygene problems.
Working a part time job and getting 1500 a month to skate sounds pretty good to me. Probably can make decent money selling shit as well....
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: moonordie on July 15, 2019, 01:31:41 AM
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Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Surf-goth on July 15, 2019, 07:27:06 AM
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Guys do horrible stuff to women all the time, I'm not making excuses for anyone...

But someone comes on here and says "my friend's girlfriend used to get dick pics from him" with no evidence at all and we're supposed to turn on him?
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It's not turning on him if you never liked the horny little dweeb in the first place. I also love the "I'm not making excuses..." directly followed by making excuses. You can be pro feminism, open about sexuality, and still be a fucking creepy dickhole. Louis C.K. was all of those things that you mentioned, and basically forced women to watch him stroke one out.


Louis never forced anyone
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: euro tm on July 15, 2019, 12:06:37 PM
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Yeah, I still don't get all the Burman hate. Dude kills it. Always has.
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Only reason I kinda hate on Dane is because Tommy Gunz should have had last part in Cold War. Only reason Dane got it was because of that 50-50 kink drop, that's on Chief really but that's where I'm coming from.
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When tommy didnt get last part, zero stonks went waaaaaay down. waaaay way down.

dane had last part in the itunes version and tommy had last part on the dvd if i remember correctly. i was at the premier and i can’t ever remember who had last part for that. i know i’ve seen both versions though.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: ColinYourAssOut on July 15, 2019, 04:54:02 PM
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Guys do horrible stuff to women all the time, I'm not making excuses for anyone...

But someone comes on here and says "my friend's girlfriend used to get dick pics from him" with no evidence at all and we're supposed to turn on him?
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It's not turning on him if you never liked the horny little dweeb in the first place. I also love the "I'm not making excuses..." directly followed by making excuses. You can be pro feminism, open about sexuality, and still be a fucking creepy dickhole. Louis C.K. was all of those things that you mentioned, and basically forced women to watch him stroke one out.
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Louis never forced anyone

Very true, he just suggested to various women that they watch him jerk off to cover his humiliation fantasies under the guise that he could make or break their career by their choice of whether or not to watch him tug his little red rocket.  And, sometimes, he kind of blocked the exit to make it a little more difficult for them to get the fuck out if they didn't want to be part of the whole thing.  But you're correct, he never physically forced them, so it's all cool, eh?

Hint: Most "Male feminists" out there seem to be guys who are just creeping on ladies by gaining their trust only to abuse it later.  Be down for women and their empowerment, so be it, but I don't trust any guy that calls himself a feminist under any circumstances.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: ColinYourAssOut on July 15, 2019, 04:57:06 PM
And I’m no fan of trump (or any politician for that matter).. but you throwing pizzagate under the bus like that out of nowhere is another red flag to me that you’re either naive/uneducated (which is fine).. or you’re into children. One or the other. If you did your own research on what ppl are even talking about, which clearly you haven’t.. you’d have a different opinion.

I think the biggest question is, if we check Epstein's flight logs to Lolita Island, will we find Burman on it anywhere near as many times as Bill Clinton?  Holding back judgement until we know for sure.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: georgethecat on July 15, 2019, 05:14:29 PM
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Guys do horrible stuff to women all the time, I'm not making excuses for anyone...

But someone comes on here and says "my friend's girlfriend used to get dick pics from him" with no evidence at all and we're supposed to turn on him?
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It's not turning on him if you never liked the horny little dweeb in the first place. I also love the "I'm not making excuses..." directly followed by making excuses. You can be pro feminism, open about sexuality, and still be a fucking creepy dickhole. Louis C.K. was all of those things that you mentioned, and basically forced women to watch him stroke one out.
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Louis never forced anyone
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Very true, he just suggested to various women that they watch him jerk off to cover his humiliation fantasies under the guise that he could make or break their career by their choice of whether or not to watch him tug his little red rocket.  And, sometimes, he kind of blocked the exit to make it a little more difficult for them to get the fuck out if they didn't want to be part of the whole thing.  But you're correct, he never physically forced them, so it's all cool, eh?

Hint: Most "Male feminists" out there seem to be guys who are just creeping on ladies by gaining their trust only to abuse it later.  Be down for women and their empowerment, so be it, but I don't trust any guy that calls himself a feminist under any circumstances.

Your first paragraph was fire. Totally on board with it. In fact, you sound like a "male feminist". Second paragraph, yeesh. You should know it's okay, as a male, to align yourself with feminist thinking. Maybe you're just referring to dudes who some how try to leverage the theatre of loudly calling themselves a feminist in order to get their creep on. Which, okay, definitely happens. Dirtbags will be dirtbags. But if in your private life and in your internal little world these things are important to you, you can proudly, albeit silently if that's what you want, support feminism and that's actually pretty rad overall.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Szechuan on July 15, 2019, 05:57:48 PM
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Guys do horrible stuff to women all the time, I'm not making excuses for anyone...

But someone comes on here and says "my friend's girlfriend used to get dick pics from him" with no evidence at all and we're supposed to turn on him?
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It's not turning on him if you never liked the horny little dweeb in the first place. I also love the "I'm not making excuses..." directly followed by making excuses. You can be pro feminism, open about sexuality, and still be a fucking creepy dickhole. Louis C.K. was all of those things that you mentioned, and basically forced women to watch him stroke one out.
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Louis never forced anyone
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Very true, he just suggested to various women that they watch him jerk off to cover his humiliation fantasies under the guise that he could make or break their career by their choice of whether or not to watch him tug his little red rocket.  And, sometimes, he kind of blocked the exit to make it a little more difficult for them to get the fuck out if they didn't want to be part of the whole thing.  But you're correct, he never physically forced them, so it's all cool, eh?

Hint: Most "Male feminists" out there seem to be guys who are just creeping on ladies by gaining their trust only to abuse it later.  Be down for women and their empowerment, so be it, but I don't trust any guy that calls himself a feminist under any circumstances.
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Your first paragraph was fire. Totally on board with it. In fact, you sound like a "male feminist". Second paragraph, yeesh. You should know it's okay, as a male, to align yourself with feminist thinking. Maybe you're just referring to dudes who some how try to leverage the theatre of loudly calling themselves a feminist in order to get their creep on. Which, okay, definitely happens. Dirtbags will be dirtbags. But if in your private life and in your internal little world these things are important to you, you can proudly, albeit silently if that's what you want, support feminism and that's actually pretty rad overall.
Hey! Whatcha doin with that concise, well informed opinion round these parts?!? We dont take kindly to people without dicks, or people with dicks for that matter DANE. It's just simply impossible to relate.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: ColinYourAssOut on July 15, 2019, 06:28:47 PM
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Guys do horrible stuff to women all the time, I'm not making excuses for anyone...

But someone comes on here and says "my friend's girlfriend used to get dick pics from him" with no evidence at all and we're supposed to turn on him?
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It's not turning on him if you never liked the horny little dweeb in the first place. I also love the "I'm not making excuses..." directly followed by making excuses. You can be pro feminism, open about sexuality, and still be a fucking creepy dickhole. Louis C.K. was all of those things that you mentioned, and basically forced women to watch him stroke one out.
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Louis never forced anyone
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Very true, he just suggested to various women that they watch him jerk off to cover his humiliation fantasies under the guise that he could make or break their career by their choice of whether or not to watch him tug his little red rocket.  And, sometimes, he kind of blocked the exit to make it a little more difficult for them to get the fuck out if they didn't want to be part of the whole thing.  But you're correct, he never physically forced them, so it's all cool, eh?

Hint: Most "Male feminists" out there seem to be guys who are just creeping on ladies by gaining their trust only to abuse it later.  Be down for women and their empowerment, so be it, but I don't trust any guy that calls himself a feminist under any circumstances.
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Your first paragraph was fire. Totally on board with it. In fact, you sound like a "male feminist". Second paragraph, yeesh. You should know it's okay, as a male, to align yourself with feminist thinking. Maybe you're just referring to dudes who some how try to leverage the theatre of loudly calling themselves a feminist in order to get their creep on. Which, okay, definitely happens. Dirtbags will be dirtbags. But if in your private life and in your internal little world these things are important to you, you can proudly, albeit silently if that's what you want, support feminism and that's actually pretty rad overall.

Honestly, I don't really support any -isms, whatever they are.  Call me strange, but the current climate of everyone drawing weird lines in the sand for the way they interpret whether you're friend or foe has me having a modest set of beliefs that don't include caring about much of this sort of thing anymore, I struggle enough just trying to give a shit enough to not throw in the towel on life in general most days and move to a cave off in the woods somewhere (albeit one where I can build myself a nice mini ramp nearby, that'll hold me over).  When I witnessed people I knew taking a personal stand for their chosen -isms and then being told "Yeah, glad you support the cause, but you're not one of us so take a seat in the back and shut up", it kind of ruined the whole dealing with people thing for me in general or rallying behind a cause.

I just figure that I like to be left alone, most people like to be left alone, and figure that's good enough for me.  I take a stand against scumbags like Louis C.K. for being a scumbag, and that's kind of where I leave it.  Everyone else can feel however they wish for whatever reason they wish, more power to 'em.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: 50mm on July 15, 2019, 07:25:17 PM
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Guys do horrible stuff to women all the time, I'm not making excuses for anyone...

But someone comes on here and says "my friend's girlfriend used to get dick pics from him" with no evidence at all and we're supposed to turn on him?
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It's not turning on him if you never liked the horny little dweeb in the first place. I also love the "I'm not making excuses..." directly followed by making excuses. You can be pro feminism, open about sexuality, and still be a fucking creepy dickhole. Louis C.K. was all of those things that you mentioned, and basically forced women to watch him stroke one out.
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Louis never forced anyone
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Very true, he just suggested to various women that they watch him jerk off to cover his humiliation fantasies under the guise that he could make or break their career by their choice of whether or not to watch him tug his little red rocket.  And, sometimes, he kind of blocked the exit to make it a little more difficult for them to get the fuck out if they didn't want to be part of the whole thing.  But you're correct, he never physically forced them, so it's all cool, eh?

Hint: Most "Male feminists" out there seem to be guys who are just creeping on ladies by gaining their trust only to abuse it later.  Be down for women and their empowerment, so be it, but I don't trust any guy that calls himself a feminist under any circumstances.
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Your first paragraph was fire. Totally on board with it. In fact, you sound like a "male feminist". Second paragraph, yeesh. You should know it's okay, as a male, to align yourself with feminist thinking. Maybe you're just referring to dudes who some how try to leverage the theatre of loudly calling themselves a feminist in order to get their creep on. Which, okay, definitely happens. Dirtbags will be dirtbags. But if in your private life and in your internal little world these things are important to you, you can proudly, albeit silently if that's what you want, support feminism and that's actually pretty rad overall.
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Honestly, I don't really support any -isms, whatever they are.

Everything has to be labeled nowadays because everyone is so sensitive. "You said skateboarding isn't a real sport, that's gatekeeping!" Stupid shit like that. It's like if you label something you create a group, and if you do something that angers a group you are in the wrong. Nobody knows how to stand on their fucking own.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Fred Savage on July 15, 2019, 08:38:38 PM
Fucked
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Owen on July 15, 2019, 08:43:55 PM
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Guys do horrible stuff to women all the time, I'm not making excuses for anyone...

But someone comes on here and says "my friend's girlfriend used to get dick pics from him" with no evidence at all and we're supposed to turn on him?
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It's not turning on him if you never liked the horny little dweeb in the first place. I also love the "I'm not making excuses..." directly followed by making excuses. You can be pro feminism, open about sexuality, and still be a fucking creepy dickhole. Louis C.K. was all of those things that you mentioned, and basically forced women to watch him stroke one out.
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Louis never forced anyone
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Very true, he just suggested to various women that they watch him jerk off to cover his humiliation fantasies under the guise that he could make or break their career by their choice of whether or not to watch him tug his little red rocket.  And, sometimes, he kind of blocked the exit to make it a little more difficult for them to get the fuck out if they didn't want to be part of the whole thing.  But you're correct, he never physically forced them, so it's all cool, eh?

Hint: Most "Male feminists" out there seem to be guys who are just creeping on ladies by gaining their trust only to abuse it later.  Be down for women and their empowerment, so be it, but I don't trust any guy that calls himself a feminist under any circumstances.
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Your first paragraph was fire. Totally on board with it. In fact, you sound like a "male feminist". Second paragraph, yeesh. You should know it's okay, as a male, to align yourself with feminist thinking. Maybe you're just referring to dudes who some how try to leverage the theatre of loudly calling themselves a feminist in order to get their creep on. Which, okay, definitely happens. Dirtbags will be dirtbags. But if in your private life and in your internal little world these things are important to you, you can proudly, albeit silently if that's what you want, support feminism and that's actually pretty rad overall.
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Honestly, I don't really support any -isms, whatever they are.  Call me strange, but the current climate of everyone drawing weird lines in the sand for the way they interpret whether you're friend or foe has me having a modest set of beliefs that don't include caring about much of this sort of thing anymore, I struggle enough just trying to give a shit enough to not throw in the towel on life in general most days and move to a cave off in the woods somewhere (albeit one where I can build myself a nice mini ramp nearby, that'll hold me over).  When I witnessed people I knew taking a personal stand for their chosen -isms and then being told "Yeah, glad you support the cause, but you're not one of us so take a seat in the back and shut up", it kind of ruined the whole dealing with people thing for me in general or rallying behind a cause.

I just figure that I like to be left alone, most people like to be left alone, and figure that's good enough for me.  I take a stand against scumbags like Louis C.K. for being a scumbag, and that's kind of where I leave it.  Everyone else can feel however they wish for whatever reason they wish, more power to 'em.

Sounds like scepticism is your ism
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Surf-goth on July 15, 2019, 10:15:37 PM
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Guys do horrible stuff to women all the time, I'm not making excuses for anyone...

But someone comes on here and says "my friend's girlfriend used to get dick pics from him" with no evidence at all and we're supposed to turn on him?
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It's not turning on him if you never liked the horny little dweeb in the first place. I also love the "I'm not making excuses..." directly followed by making excuses. You can be pro feminism, open about sexuality, and still be a fucking creepy dickhole. Louis C.K. was all of those things that you mentioned, and basically forced women to watch him stroke one out.
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Louis never forced anyone
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Very true, he just suggested to various women that they watch him jerk off to cover his humiliation fantasies under the guise that he could make or break their career by their choice of whether or not to watch him tug his little red rocket.  And, sometimes, he kind of blocked the exit to make it a little more difficult for them to get the fuck out if they didn't want to be part of the whole thing.  But you're correct, he never physically forced them, so it's all cool, eh?

Hint: Most "Male feminists" out there seem to be guys who are just creeping on ladies by gaining their trust only to abuse it later.  Be down for women and their empowerment, so be it, but I don't trust any guy that calls himself a feminist under any circumstances.
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Your first paragraph was fire. Totally on board with it. In fact, you sound like a "male feminist". Second paragraph, yeesh. You should know it's okay, as a male, to align yourself with feminist thinking. Maybe you're just referring to dudes who some how try to leverage the theatre of loudly calling themselves a feminist in order to get their creep on. Which, okay, definitely happens. Dirtbags will be dirtbags. But if in your private life and in your internal little world these things are important to you, you can proudly, albeit silently if that's what you want, support feminism and that's actually pretty rad overall.


It was Weinstein who blocked exits. Also he never told them he was gonna make or break their careers. Watch the Sarah Silverman interview.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Surf-goth on July 15, 2019, 10:20:49 PM
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Guys do horrible stuff to women all the time, I'm not making excuses for anyone...

But someone comes on here and says "my friend's girlfriend used to get dick pics from him" with no evidence at all and we're supposed to turn on him?
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It's not turning on him if you never liked the horny little dweeb in the first place. I also love the "I'm not making excuses..." directly followed by making excuses. You can be pro feminism, open about sexuality, and still be a fucking creepy dickhole. Louis C.K. was all of those things that you mentioned, and basically forced women to watch him stroke one out.
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Louis never forced anyone
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Very true, he just suggested to various women that they watch him jerk off to cover his humiliation fantasies under the guise that he could make or break their career by their choice of whether or not to watch him tug his little red rocket.  And, sometimes, he kind of blocked the exit to make it a little more difficult for them to get the fuck out if they didn't want to be part of the whole thing.  But you're correct, he never physically forced them, so it's all cool, eh?

Hint: Most "Male feminists" out there seem to be guys who are just creeping on ladies by gaining their trust only to abuse it later.  Be down for women and their empowerment, so be it, but I don't trust any guy that calls himself a feminist under any circumstances.
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Your first paragraph was fire. Totally on board with it. In fact, you sound like a "male feminist". Second paragraph, yeesh. You should know it's okay, as a male, to align yourself with feminist thinking. Maybe you're just referring to dudes who some how try to leverage the theatre of loudly calling themselves a feminist in order to get their creep on. Which, okay, definitely happens. Dirtbags will be dirtbags. But if in your private life and in your internal little world these things are important to you, you can proudly, albeit silently if that's what you want, support feminism and that's actually pretty rad overall.
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Honestly, I don't really support any -isms, whatever they are.
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Everything has to be labeled nowadays because everyone is so sensitive. "You said skateboarding isn't a real sport, that's gatekeeping!" Stupid shit like that. It's like if you label something you create a group, and if you do something that angers a group you are in the wrong. Nobody knows how to stand on their fucking own.


Well said
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Giza Butler on July 16, 2019, 04:01:40 AM
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Guys do horrible stuff to women all the time, I'm not making excuses for anyone...

But someone comes on here and says "my friend's girlfriend used to get dick pics from him" with no evidence at all and we're supposed to turn on him?
[close]

It's not turning on him if you never liked the horny little dweeb in the first place. I also love the "I'm not making excuses..." directly followed by making excuses. You can be pro feminism, open about sexuality, and still be a fucking creepy dickhole. Louis C.K. was all of those things that you mentioned, and basically forced women to watch him stroke one out.
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Louis never forced anyone
[close]

Very true, he just suggested to various women that they watch him jerk off to cover his humiliation fantasies under the guise that he could make or break their career by their choice of whether or not to watch him tug his little red rocket.  And, sometimes, he kind of blocked the exit to make it a little more difficult for them to get the fuck out if they didn't want to be part of the whole thing.  But you're correct, he never physically forced them, so it's all cool, eh?

Hint: Most "Male feminists" out there seem to be guys who are just creeping on ladies by gaining their trust only to abuse it later.  Be down for women and their empowerment, so be it, but I don't trust any guy that calls himself a feminist under any circumstances.
[close]

Your first paragraph was fire. Totally on board with it. In fact, you sound like a "male feminist". Second paragraph, yeesh. You should know it's okay, as a male, to align yourself with feminist thinking. Maybe you're just referring to dudes who some how try to leverage the theatre of loudly calling themselves a feminist in order to get their creep on. Which, okay, definitely happens. Dirtbags will be dirtbags. But if in your private life and in your internal little world these things are important to you, you can proudly, albeit silently if that's what you want, support feminism and that's actually pretty rad overall.
[close]

Honestly, I don't really support any -isms, whatever they are.
[close]

Everything has to be labeled nowadays because everyone is so sensitive. "You said skateboarding isn't a real sport, that's gatekeeping!" Stupid shit like that. It's like if you label something you create a group, and if you do something that angers a group you are in the wrong. Nobody knows how to stand on their fucking own.


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Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: Alan on July 16, 2019, 05:19:11 AM
So many Youtube University graduates in one thread. What a humbling experience just reading your discussion. Please carry on.
Title: Re: How fucked is zero?
Post by: tension on July 16, 2019, 07:35:27 AM
So many Youtube University graduates in one thread. What a humbling experience just reading your discussion. Please carry on.