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Title: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: offkilter on July 19, 2019, 11:28:53 AM
I work in a mine right now (in the office) and whenever there’s an accident everyone on site gets pee tested. It’s a seasonal job (May-October) and I was hoping nothing would happen because apparently there haven’t been any accidents in a few years, but today a guy hit a pole and bent a headlight on his excavator. I smoke weed every day and wanted to see if any of you guys have successfully detoxed for a pee test, there are so many options and I don’t know where to start.
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: SneakySecrets on July 19, 2019, 11:36:13 AM
They even test the office staff even though you had nothing to do with the accident?  Seems like overkill.
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: arrbee on July 19, 2019, 11:57:42 AM
Piss in everyone's samples like wokaholic style
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: L33Tg33k on July 19, 2019, 12:12:38 PM
You better drink at least 3 gallons of water everyday before the test. The more you drink the better.
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: verbal ham on July 19, 2019, 01:02:29 PM
someones clean piss
ina condom
strapped to your leg

Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: offkilter on July 19, 2019, 01:04:08 PM
They even test the office staff even though you had nothing to do with the accident?  Seems like overkill.

Yep it is, plus I live in CA and can buy weed at the store, the joys of working for mega corporations.
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: verbal ham on July 19, 2019, 01:05:27 PM
maybe being honest
will change everything for you
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on July 19, 2019, 01:08:59 PM
maybe being honest
will change everything for you
   Uh -I think thats what hes worried about there Evan Smith.
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: SHIREFLIP on July 19, 2019, 01:10:13 PM
Piss in everyone's samples like wokaholic style

They can’t fire everybody.
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: verbal ham on July 19, 2019, 01:25:02 PM
smoke crack to come up with some new solutions
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: friendly dave on July 19, 2019, 01:29:40 PM
Take a shot of your own cum.
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: schralp pal on July 19, 2019, 01:38:58 PM
Water and diluted 100% cranberry juice, just gotta flush it out, I did it four days once and I smoke everyday.
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: childhood on July 19, 2019, 02:02:12 PM
Knowing any specifics about what kind of test you're getting (if temperature is an issue, if pot is definitely tested for on it, if they'll literally be watching you piss, really anything about the overall quality of the test, etc), would be really useful for figuring out what you need to do to get around it.
I'd say ask a coworker who's been tested for specifics about it, and go from there.

But yeah, drinking a ton of water, and not using the first urine of the day is probably the best basic advice really.
I have a friend who almost didn't get a job though, cause his test came back negative, but very diluted, just cause he'd been drinking so much water.
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: brent on July 19, 2019, 02:09:45 PM
drinking your own cum actually works
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: doublesteveburger on July 19, 2019, 02:16:54 PM
My girlfriend has taken Niacin pills and it’s worked for her one two separate occasions but I think she wants to break up with me so I don’t know if you want to listen to me.
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: Bagelskate on July 19, 2019, 02:24:32 PM
Take the test mid stream. The beginning and end are more prone to positive tests
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: offkilter on July 19, 2019, 02:39:46 PM
Knowing any specifics about what kind of test you're getting (if temperature is an issue, if pot is definitely tested for on it, if they'll literally be watching you piss, really anything about the overall quality of the test, etc), would be really useful for figuring out what you need to do to get around it.
I'd say ask a coworker who's been tested for specifics about it, and go from there.

But yeah, drinking a ton of water, and not using the first urine of the day is probably the best basic advice really.
I have a friend who almost didn't get a job though, cause his test came back negative, but very diluted, just cause he'd been drinking so much water.

Okay so here’s an update, they switched to hair testing this year so I’m pretty much definitely fucked right?

Or do I just need to drink a little extra jizz?
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: Bagelskate on July 19, 2019, 02:42:58 PM
Shave the whole body. It’s the only way
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: childhood on July 19, 2019, 02:59:33 PM
Ouch, yeah dude you might just be fucked.

Might as well guzzle Rod Stewart-levels of loads though, just to be safe.
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: offkilter on July 19, 2019, 03:16:04 PM
Hey well if there’s one thing I learned from this thread it’s that Rod Stewart has nice loads.
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: guest1 on July 19, 2019, 03:34:49 PM
Yeah you’re fucked.
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: oyolar on July 19, 2019, 03:41:48 PM
We got you: https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=4212.0
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: childhood on July 19, 2019, 03:47:09 PM
Hey well if there’s one thing I learned from this thread it’s that Rod Stewart has nice loads.

No no, RS swallows nice loads, you've learned nothing.
https://gawker.com/5955202/at-last-rod-stewart-breaks-his-silence-on-getting-his-semen-filled-stomach-pumped
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: WastedHippy on July 19, 2019, 04:13:10 PM
Curious to how this will turn out so posting to stay updated, good luck man and may the power of Rod''s jizz carry you through
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: DirtyBurger on July 19, 2019, 06:18:11 PM
Drug tests are just a way to check that everyone who works for you is responsible enough to go out, find clean piss, and tape it to your thigh. Every time I've been drug tested no one is even in the bathroom with me.

Just to be safe though, drink some jizz. Can't be to safe.
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: Nosferatu on July 19, 2019, 06:31:48 PM
drinking your own cum actually works

I mix mine with some kool aid and it actually tastes pretty good. Smoke an 1/8 a week and never failed a drug test.
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: arrbee on July 19, 2019, 07:19:06 PM
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They even test the office staff even though you had nothing to do with the accident?  Seems like overkill.
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Yep it is, plus I live in CA and can buy weed at the store, the joys of working for mega corporations.

Man this is the worst. I don’t live in a recreational state but there is medical and most companies are saying if it breaks federal law it’s still a policy.

maybe being honest
will change everything for you

Exactly! Honesty!

“Yes HR, that guy that hit the pole. I think I saw him smoking meth in the parking lot”

“Glad I got that off my chest”
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on July 19, 2019, 07:57:17 PM
Synthetic Urine has helped me since 2008.
https://www.quickfixurine.com/ this brand exclusively.
Head shops stock it.

Heat the bottle in the micro for 15 seconds no longer
Get some compression shorts or tight whities
Stick the warmed bottle under your nuts in the gooch area
The new bottle has a flip top that's never leaked for me.
Pour the entire contents into the specimen cup
Urinate in the toilet bowl and dump the rest out if there is any.
Do not flush the toilet or they will violate you

I cant stress this part enough--
Practice your exact movements
Fumbling around during this time can result in failure, my hands got too sweaty and I used my teeth to open the cap and got a little "fake" pee in my mouth.

The things we do to keep the lights on...
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: feedmeseymour on July 19, 2019, 08:07:45 PM
Synthetic piss works every time
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: Barf The Mog on July 19, 2019, 08:33:59 PM
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Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: ramplocal on July 19, 2019, 09:53:00 PM
Man that sucks, hair test, you are fucked dude, sorry to hear that, nothing you can do abt it, fuck it dude, just look for a new job, again super bummer
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: 50mm on July 20, 2019, 12:44:54 AM
Hey well if there’s one thing I learned from this thread it’s that Rod Stewart has nice loads.
This is what you do dude. Learned it from my old man, and passed it on to a lot of people with success. Get clean piss from someone you know, put it in a condom or small travel container, tuck it in your pants before you go in. Squeeze it in the cup when you go in the stall. They sometimes say piss in the cup first then the bowl after, if this piss is really dark you can put some of it in the bowl to make things even. You can buy a cheap dollar hand warmer packet from a store to keep it warm. Just make sure you piss in the toilet either while you put it in the cup or after so it sounds like you actually pissed.
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on July 20, 2019, 07:43:29 AM
put it in a condom
Literally you can't untie a condom knot especially if the dude's outside with his damn ear to the door. 
(https://media.giphy.com/media/3oz8xywXRsya9mx3C8/giphy.gif)
Military and Good PO's watch your urine leave your cock, I have no idea how dudes survive that trial.

If it's just for a job, you will have atleast 3-5 undisturbed minutes to pee. They might look at you funny but you won't be fired.

My friend turned in pee that was 106 F they fired him right there.
15 seconds in the micro, then place it as nearest to your body warmth. Then drive to work.
Do not fuck around with any artificial warmth (bs hand warmer/vent heater/ramen noodles) than that.

My other friend "drank a lotta water and took niacin" and they just called him back for another test a week later.

Place your faith in science and not wives tales, it will pay off. Fake Piss all day.

 
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: 50mm on July 20, 2019, 08:06:01 AM
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put it in a condom
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Literally you can't untie a condom knot especially if the dude's outside with his damn ear to the door. 
(https://media.giphy.com/media/3oz8xywXRsya9mx3C8/giphy.gif)
Military and Good PO's watch your urine leave your cock, I have no idea how dudes survive that trial.

If it's just for a job, you will have atleast 3-5 undisturbed minutes to pee. They might look at you funny but you won't be fired.

My friend turned in pee that was 106 F they fired him right there.
15 seconds in the micro, then place it as nearest to your body warmth. Then drive to work.
Do not fuck around with any artificial warmth (bs hand warmer/vent heater/ramen noodles) than that.

My other friend "drank a lotta water and took niacin" and they just called him back for another test a week later.

Place your faith in science and not wives tales, it will pay off. Fake Piss all day.
Yeah, the condom thing was just how I first learned what to do, I had a friend do it in high school after I told him, he said he bit it but I never thought to ask if he got piss in his mouth. Later on though the $1 travel containers are the go to.

I don't know how your friend turned in piss that hot because it should cool just from the time it takes to put it in the cup and come out and hand it over. But yeah you dont really need them, keeping it against your body is usually enough warmth if it's there for like at least 20 minutes, the microwave for 15 seconds isn't going to do anything if you have it against your body for any length of time so might as well just not bother.
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: SHIREFLIP on July 20, 2019, 08:41:07 AM
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Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: AitchBeeGayBuh on July 20, 2019, 03:57:13 PM
Passed a couple only after drinking loads of water until the test happened, popped Niacin like crazy too which does not feel well (U turn red, have some weird metallic taste in your mouth, and f I remember my stomach hurt). Rode the bike n skated in the hot sun to try to sweat it out as well.

One time I bought some drink that claimed to clean out your system, just drank it like an hour before the test, passed, then my poop was green that night... Bright glowing green, kinda like Slimer from Ghostbusters.
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: SneakySecrets on July 20, 2019, 07:06:19 PM
I used my teeth to open the cap and got a little "fake" pee in my mouth.

Stay classy
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: rawr1922 on July 20, 2019, 07:54:23 PM
Sauna to the point you almost pass out & you will pass like 2 hours..good luck
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: smokecrack on July 21, 2019, 11:58:40 AM
Does no one bother to read threads before posting in them anymore ? They're drug testing him through his hair, yet you bozos keep giving the guy pee-test tips.

Smh
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: doublesteveburger on July 21, 2019, 01:18:18 PM
Does no one bother to read threads before posting in them anymore ? They're drug testing him through his hair, yet you bozos keep giving the guy pee-test tips.

Smh


Dude stop we’re trying to get him to drink his jizz
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: WobbleHeadBob on July 21, 2019, 01:31:41 PM
you could go back to before the grateful dead concert and decide not to be a hippy, then this wont even be an issue maaaaan
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: jakeumms on July 21, 2019, 08:55:11 PM
I got hair drug tested in the 90s for a job at Blockbuster and I pretty much totally failed. I had smoked like an 1/8th that summer, the test was done in the fall and they told me my test results came back mildly positive. They then tried to get me to cop to being a smoker but I just denied it all. The funniest bit was that I think it took as long as month and by that time I had already gotten hired somewhere else. I would say drug hair tests have unfortunately only gotten better since then.
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: straight on July 21, 2019, 09:16:19 PM
bic your body and just shrug like what
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: realitycontrol on July 22, 2019, 03:12:33 AM
All jokes aside, swallowing your own semen is the only proven method of passing a drug test. It works for hair testing too.

Please keep us updated, we're rooting for you.
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: theSketchLord on July 22, 2019, 07:21:55 AM
can you just tell them you're taking it for a medical reason?
i'm epileptic but don't really need it, I just use that as an excuse.

Is it piss or swab? if swab eat carrot just before the test, turns the paper orange rendering it invalid. At my work they then have to send you home paid and then retest the next time you're available. Then just pound water and cranberry juice.
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: thebunsman69 on July 22, 2019, 07:47:07 AM
I'm constantly swallowing my own semen (no homo - for good measure). I'm pretty sure I would pass a drug test.
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: slippy on July 22, 2019, 08:08:52 AM
Good luck today big homie
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: HyenaChaser on July 22, 2019, 08:38:17 AM
I remember reading about this a while ago from HEADS magazine or some shit, they tested all the options on the market out there and determined NuKlear's latest formula was the most effective. I don't know what there is for hair tests though.

Otherwise lots of water, time in a sauna or sweating a lot, and maybe cranberry or pomegranate juice (whichever one voids your bowels the most, every human body is different [namaste])
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: shucknjive on July 22, 2019, 12:48:48 PM
this worked for me [ thx JAH ]


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Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: planman on July 22, 2019, 01:55:46 PM
I smoke almost every day and had to pass a drug test a little while ago for my job. Seriously just mixed some cum with cranberry juice and pounded it the morning of, shit worked like magic.

Godspeed
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: Rick_Kane on July 22, 2019, 02:49:14 PM
Sorry you lost your job, OP. Sounds like a bullshit place to work anyways.
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: L33Tg33k on July 22, 2019, 04:39:37 PM
There's really no such thing as too much cum.
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: Sativa Lung on July 22, 2019, 05:55:53 PM
I know that he's getting a hair test and so this is meaningless butttttt I know a thing or two about piss tests. I've taken well over 1000 in my life and that's no bullshit. I was in the military and I've been on methadone for 4 years, which means 2 tests a week until you start getting takehomes, then restarting that whole process every time you fuck up (failed test, missed appointment, forgot to bring your bottles in, someone tattled and said you've been a bad boy etc) and that's with a dude standing beside you watching you piss in the cup.

Almost every product that claims to be a "detox" is a scam. Ever notice how they all tell you to drink a shitload of water with the product? That's what passes the test for you - dilution and nothing else. Weed is weird and even a heavy daily smoker can pass a test with marginal dilution if you don't have a lot of body fat. Always piss as many times as you can before you go in. B vitamins will help with the color and a good multivitamin and creatine helps to prevent being flagged for dilution. Niacin doesn't do anything (other than being a b vitamin) except make you red and itchy. Cranberry juice/vinegar/yak piss etc is no better than water, so save your money.  If its just weed your best bet is dilution and not being fat. You can try using bleach or another powerful oxidizer but some tests detect that.

There's a ton of wives tales and snake oil in the drug testing world because, as I mentioned earlier, there's a lot of variability in terms of results and testing methods. Add to that the fact that most dip-stick tests (which is what almost all employers are going to use since it's cheap) are notoriously inaccurate, and you have guys who eat their own jizz then pass a test and swear it works and it spreads like wildfire on the internet. I've passed piss tests 2 hours after shooting up and I've failed ones after 10 days of abstinence. I failed a test after eating 2 pepperidge farms everything bagels, so don't believe anything anyone says about how you need to eat a bunch of poppy seeds to fail. So far I've tested positive for 4 drugs I've never done in my life. It's a super fucked up, insanely lucrative market with very little regard for standards or science unless it suits their agenda.

Sorry for the rant, but yeah... if its a hair test you're fucked. If you just smoke bud then drink a few gallons of water, piss a few times before you go, and you should be set.
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: BL0B on July 22, 2019, 08:47:43 PM

Okay so here’s an update, they switched to hair testing this year so I’m pretty much definitely fucked right?

Or do I just need to drink a little extra jizz?


nah, ur gud. try it, it worked for Mary.


(https://i.imgur.com/Z9BUMD1.jpg?1)

Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: doublesteveburger on July 22, 2019, 10:37:12 PM
how crazy is your job that they're willing to let a handful of dudes go over one incident? it's like they want everyone to drink cum these days
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: Ms. Tamzarian on July 23, 2019, 07:16:14 AM
my day job doesn't drug test, but i've been extra cautious since reading this thread. honestly, drinking my cum every morning has helped me maintain my energy levels throughout the day too ! it's a win win. killing two birds with one load
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: offkilter on July 23, 2019, 09:23:22 AM
Okay so I have what could potentially be good news. The boss wasn’t in yesterday so I spend the day stressed the fuck out assuming I was going to have to start looking for a new job. He came in this morning and talked to the guy who caused the accident about trying to bend the headlight beam back to look like the accident never happened. So it seems like he doesn’t want to report it to corporate which is what would cause the mandatory drug test. There are only a handful of employees at my location so losing any of us would be pretty rough, I could see why he wouldn’t want to report a non-injury accident. The guy who caused the accident could potentially get cut if reported because the CAT machine he was operating is like $500,000 and it was 100% him just not paying attention. Our boss also said at the end of the conversation “we’ll see how it goes and where we will go from there” so I’m definitely not off the hook.

The problem is that MSHA (this industry’s version of OSHA) is coming any day now and they are fucking dicks. If they notice the headlight is wonky (a potential safety hazard) they will ask if it got reported and we are taking the legal steps involved. If not, it’ll seem like we are willing to try to sweep shit under the rug and they will come down on us way harder resulting in crazy fines. So it’s a sketchy situation for everyone either way. 
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: pugmaster on July 23, 2019, 10:27:35 AM
Okay so I have what could potentially be good news. The boss wasn’t in yesterday so I spend the day stressed the fuck out assuming I was going to have to start looking for a new job. He came in this morning and talked to the guy who caused the accident about trying to bend the headlight beam back to look like the accident never happened. So it seems like he doesn’t want to report it to corporate which is what would cause the mandatory drug test. There are only a handful of employees at my location so losing any of us would be pretty rough, I could see why he wouldn’t want to report a non-injury accident. The guy who caused the accident could potentially get cut if reported because the CAT machine he was operating is like $500,000 and it was 100% him just not paying attention. Our boss also said at the end of the conversation “we’ll see how it goes and where we will go from there” so I’m definitely not off the hook.

The problem is that MSHA (this industry’s version of OSHA) is coming any day now and they are fucking dicks. If they notice the headlight is wonky (a potential safety hazard) they will ask if it got reported and we are taking the legal steps involved. If not, it’ll seem like we are willing to try to sweep shit under the rug and they will come down on us way harder resulting in crazy fines. So it’s a sketchy situation for everyone either way.

The plot thickens.  This story is stressing me out.  At least that additional amount of time will allow your body to create loads equally as thick as the plot.
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: offkilter on July 23, 2019, 11:00:17 AM
My loads are thicker than ever. When I get home I’m going to saturate my hair in cum as an additional precaution
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: pugmaster on July 23, 2019, 01:58:14 PM
My loads are thicker than ever. When I get home I’m going to saturate my hair in cum as an additional precaution

Thick and rich like a hearty clam chowder? If not, I'd advise you to wait until they are.
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: wurfnnjs on July 23, 2019, 07:01:45 PM
I had a friend fail a test because his pee was clean, but he got caught by his boss lighting up a celebratory joint 15 minutes later.
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: hangontoyourego on July 23, 2019, 08:40:44 PM
I had a friend fail a test because his pee was clean, but he got caught by his boss lighting up a celebratory joint 15 minutes later.
absolute bullshit !
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: beatifk on July 23, 2019, 11:17:15 PM
I passed a drug test for this job I was trying to get and got a congratulatory email from the HR guy. A little while later I was at a bbq that my coworker was having and we were talking about this HR guy (who everyone HATED) and I told them about this email. They all told me none of them got this congratulatory email despite the fact that they all went through the same exact process with the same exact people. I think the guy expected (maybe wanted) me to fail the test. Little did he know I hadn't smoked in a long time because I was broke because I had no job.

This same guy later fired me because I took vacation for a month without approval. He called me when I was at the airport telling me I was fired and I think he really enjoyed that.

Good luck on your test, if you have it.
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: Front Blunt on July 24, 2019, 10:37:58 PM
Smoke Weed. Drink Cum. Skate. Live. Laugh. Love.
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: honey island on July 24, 2019, 10:51:28 PM
anyone else curious to see what the dent looks like?
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: Beeda Weeda on July 25, 2019, 08:18:26 AM
if you smoke hemp it reverses the weed or drink visine
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: slippy on July 25, 2019, 10:35:25 AM
I passed a drug test for this job I was trying to get and got a congratulatory email from the HR guy. A little while later I was at a bbq that my coworker was having and we were talking about this HR guy (who everyone HATED) and I told them about this email. They all told me none of them got this congratulatory email despite the fact that they all went through the same exact process with the same exact people. I think the guy expected (maybe wanted) me to fail the test. Little did he know I hadn't smoked in a long time because I was broke because I had no job.

This same guy later fired me because I took vacation for a month without approval. He called me when I was at the airport telling me I was fired and I think he really enjoyed that.

Good luck on your test, if you have it.

I gotta say, taking a vacation for a month without approval is pretty bonkers.  10/10 would fire.  sorry
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: HyenaChaser on July 26, 2019, 06:11:43 AM
I gotta say, taking a vacation for a month without approval is pretty bonkers.  10/10 would fire.  sorry

You sound like a narc.
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on July 26, 2019, 07:28:37 AM
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I gotta say, taking a vacation for a month without approval is pretty bonkers.  10/10 would fire.  sorry
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You sound like a narc you're employed
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: beatifk on July 26, 2019, 08:05:13 AM
I gotta say, taking a vacation for a month without approval is pretty bonkers.  10/10 would fire.  sorry

My boss said it was OK for me to take the vacation, but his boss (who is an idiot with huge fake tits who loves kid rock and eminem) said "I'd rather if you didn't take this trip." She basically suggested I not take the days off. Then, they had HR fire me over the phone. I got a better job immediately after, for which I've never take a drug test.
Title: Re: Need to pass a drug test on Monday
Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on July 26, 2019, 08:22:16 AM
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I gotta say, taking a vacation for a month without approval is pretty bonkers.  10/10 would fire.  sorry
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an idiot with huge fake tits who loves kid rock and eminem
So are they hiring? I gotta know more!