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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: shannamal on October 08, 2019, 06:21:45 PM
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there have been a thousand rumors started on slap, what's your favorite?
my pick:
"Ryan Townley [is] Dating his Sister"
https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=103549.0
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That crob tried to double team rick kanes wife and he couldn’t get it up.
Shalom rick
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eric koston died
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It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.
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It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.
I haven’t laughed harder on a post in a minute, who was the Rod Stewart stomach arbiter?
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Cigarettebeer banging Brinks girlfriend.
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Cigarettebeer banging Brinks girlfriend.
Did we ever get the whole story? ;)
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Bryan Herman is Shane cross
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I heard tina and becky say andy roy does drugs and doesnt even care who knows about it
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Cigarettebeer banging Brinks girlfriend.
Did we ever get the whole story? ;)
For the MJ story no
For the Cigarrettebeer story yes
14:28
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBJu9Q01pGo
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Idk if it’s a rumor, but anytime I hear anything about ‘someone’s push’
I think of the “I’d rather not see Gino push” in the conspiracy theories thread talking about him being on a cam site
Couldn’t find it in search
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Donta was Kader and T-Funk stacked in a tall coat and he’s off Baker because Kader hit a growth spurt
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Still no word on this one: the boy you called lame...he can do a hamstand.
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Donta was Kader and T-Funk stacked in tall coat and he’s off Baker because Kader hit a growth spurt
Pretty sure this was confirmed though
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It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.
+1. I like your style mate.
Marylin Manson getting his ribs removed so he could suck his own schlong.
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Mark rugowski escaped jail 8====)
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What about that time KB got anally probed by some aliens who dropped him off in a gas station in Sacramento.
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Reynolds on \\\
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Donta was Kader and T-Funk stacked in tall coat and he’s off Baker because Kader hit a growth spurt
Pretty sure this was confirmed though
(https://i.imgur.com/7mQRhzJ.gif)
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Bobby Dekeyzer killed Jon Benet Ramsey
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Who designed emerica
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(https://i.imgflip.com/3afp0b.jpg)
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Gator runs Facebook now
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That Jason dill was in a band called “bitch poop”
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It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.
+1. I like your style mate.
Marylin Manson getting his ribs removed so he could suck his own schlong.
I remember that one from the 90s. We all believed it. Why not?
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If you flash a flashlight into the night sky 3 times aliens will flash back.
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I’m just here for the vans Escobar shoes
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Bryan Herman is Shane cross
shane oneill is reanimated shane cross
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Gipper vs Sinclair.
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It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.
You just reminded me. It's definitely you'll pass your drug test if you eat your jizz. Not sure if that's considered a rumour tho
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Theo fucked Christina
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Theo fucked Christina
Shawn Powers fucked Rihanna
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It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.
+1. I like your style mate.
Marylin Manson getting his ribs removed so he could suck his own schlong.
I remember that one from the 90s. We all believed it. Why not?
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/abab447c86e21b75ae498349ad66ed2885c718a8be11f4ccac56f4f5a29b4b3b_1.jpg)
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If I wrote ‘SLAP’ on my balls with a sharpie that a photo of the act would get me a Fully Flared link.
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Theo fucked Christina
I reckon this is true. There is some weirdness between Tom and Theo. And Mommy Tina is definitely a slut whore who let anyone suck on those mushy purples back in the road rules days.
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It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.
I haven’t laughed harder on a post in a minute, who was the Rod Stewart stomach arbiter?
In the Rod Stewart scenario, he was alleged to have blown numerous US Navy Seamen, and ingesting the Seamen’s Semen.
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- 'BA dating Alex Olson' was a thing around here (Kinda wished that was true)
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That Tyson trampled baby t-funk at Dime
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It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.
You just reminded me. It's definitely you'll pass your drug test if you eat your jizz. Not sure if that's considered a rumour tho
classic. wasnt that guy also claiming to be wenning's cousin at a time when it was a semi acceptable brag. or no... he saw him at the bank in new jersey?
i think this one was true. David L Lumpkins(could be off on the name)travelling to north carolina by plane to purchase dubbed vhs's of NBC's Sk8
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It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.
You just reminded me. It's definitely you'll pass your drug test if you eat your jizz. Not sure if that's considered a rumour tho
Not a rumour, there’s scientific evidence if it’s efficacy
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I reckon this is true. There is some weirdness between Tom and Theo. And Mommy Tina is definitely a slut whore who let anyone suck on those mushy purples back in the road rules days.
But wasn't it all some elaborate troll to make people think they were hooking up? That's how it sounded when the three discussed it on the show anyways.
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It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.
You just reminded me. It's definitely you'll pass your drug test if you eat your jizz. Not sure if that's considered a rumour tho
classic. wasnt that guy also claiming to be wenning's cousin at a time when it was a semi acceptable brag. or no... he saw him at the bank in new jersey?
i think this one was true. David L Lumpkins(could be off on the name)travelling to north carolina by plane to purchase dubbed vhs's of NBC's Sk8
Yeah, JohnC was just a bank employee that claimed there’s no way Wenning was leaving Habitat days before getting on Plan B.
And the David L. Lumpkins thing happened. For sure.
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That Tyson trampled baby t-funk at Dime
This one.
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That Reynolds left Emerica
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It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.
You just reminded me. It's definitely you'll pass your drug test if you eat your jizz. Not sure if that's considered a rumour tho
classic. wasnt that guy also claiming to be wenning's cousin at a time when it was a semi acceptable brag. or no... he saw him at the bank in new jersey?
i think this one was true. David L Lumpkins(could be off on the name)travelling to north carolina by plane to purchase dubbed vhs's of NBC's Sk8
Yeah, JohnC was just a bank employee that claimed there’s no way Wenning was leaving Habitat days before getting on Plan B.
And the David L. Lumpkins thing happened. For sure.
Holy shit the JohnC bank posts used to have me weak. Found out years later I had met that dude a few times in real life. Small world
The dude who made the thread about someone dating their sister was actually the one dating his own sister. Still crazy that turned out to be real.
Free max b
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This is good. I feel like the board needed this. I can read every response!
But I need a minute to decide. So many. Keep them coming.
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PETE is actually a shared account of Pete Eldridge and Max B
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It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.
I haven’t laughed harder on a post in a minute, who was the Rod Stewart stomach arbiter?
I heard was Marc Almond and it was a liter and it was something like 5 different peoples.
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that people actually think sean pablo is sick
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roger bagley is budgie lasek
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Eastenders has the “I wanna be a Baker” dvd.
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It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.
+1. I like your style mate.
Marylin Manson getting his ribs removed so he could suck his own schlong.
I remember that one from the 90s. We all believed it. Why not?
(https://img.ifunny.co/images/abab447c86e21b75ae498349ad66ed2885c718a8be11f4ccac56f4f5a29b4b3b_1.jpg)
I liked when someone said that Danny Way had extra ribs added to prevent him sucking his own dick.
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This is really yahoo
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That Tom "The Toolman" Karangelov is nino.
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Busenitz’s brother won/placed Tampa pro in 05/06 (?) because Dennis was too hungover to skate.
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That tiny headed bear is actually a highly advanced type of AI. It is hell bent on trying to bring some form of true positivity to the overly cynical digital cesspool of SLAP.
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Reynolds on \\\\\
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That Reynolds left Emerica
yo chill, i havent gotten over that yet...
that's a touchy subject
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It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.
I haven’t laughed harder on a post in a minute, who was the Rod Stewart stomach arbiter?
In the Rod Stewart scenario, he was alleged to have blown numerous US Navy Seamen, and ingesting the Seamen’s Semen.
Si, man
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That if you swallow your own jizz, you'll pass a drug test, and that a Fully Flared link exists and we'll totally send it to you if you write your name on your balls in sharpie and post it to the boards.
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bawtawd won the lottery
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Vern Laird lubricates his bearings with his own jizz.
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That if you swallow your own jizz, you'll pass a drug test, and that a Fully Flared link exists and we'll totally send it to you if you write your name on your balls in sharpie and post it to the boards.
I'm still waiting on a PM
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It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.
The weirdest thing about the Gere rumor was that in the Philadelphia area no one had ever heard it and instead it was assigned to a local news guy, Jerry Penacoli, and he was run out of town and eventually ended up on Entertainment Tonight. Jokes on us.
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Guy/Gino fucking Justin Pierce's chick which ultimately led to his demise and Guy disappearing for awhile. No idea on the truth behind that one besides that Guy is married to Justin's ex (I believe?)
The "Aurelien Giraud is an AI created to promote the Olympics" kills me
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Guy/Gino fucking Justin Pierce's chick which ultimately led to his demise and Guy disappearing for awhile. No idea on the truth behind that one besides that Guy is married to Justin's ex (I believe?)
The "Aurelien Giraud is an AI created to promote the Olympics" kills me
Didn't Guy disappear because of crack?
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bawtawd won the lottery
And is presumably on the run
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And is presumably on the run
Everytime I see your post , regardless of where on this forum it is, I get hyped on your screen name and pic and think about watching Boogie Nights again..but then I stop myself because I feel like I'm about four rewatches away from convincing myself that entering the porn industry is a good idea
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That Sheckler part...you know the one...
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the alex olson kicked off girl for fucking spike jonze's ex wife at a hollywood orgy
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That Sheckler part...you know the one...
Need backstory I’ve been here forever and I missed out on it
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That Sheckler part...you know the one...
Need backstory I’ve been here forever and I missed out on it
I'm sure someone will send you it if you take a photo of SHALOM written on your scrotum.
I think my favourite rumour is the "permission to Rip sir" , "permissions granted soldier". It's obviously bullshit but it has the stench of believability.
Mike Carrol is in a cuckold relationship with his wife, how did that even start?
Also I thought it was a rumour that Dirty Billy wore a beanie to his own wedding. It is not.
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That Sheckler part...you know the one...
Need backstory I’ve been here forever and I missed out on it
As the legend goes, there is a Sheckler part that was/is passed around like ark of the covenant type secret artifact. Some have seen it, some may have just heard details, but all were in awe.
Quick search reveals that the saga goes back to 2011: https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=65874.msg1788297#msg1788297
And has percolated for years: https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=96556.msg2685605#msg2685605
I, once and for all, cry to the heavens RELEASE THE SHECKLER PART FROM THE TOP SECRET SECURE SERVER/FOLDER/OLD BURNT DVD!
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The nine club is the xgames after hours
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That Sheckler part...you know the one...
Need backstory I’ve been here forever and I missed out on it
As the legend goes, there is a Sheckler part that was/is passed around like ark of the covenant type secret artifact. Some have seen it, some may have just heard details, but all were in awe.
Quick search reveals that the saga goes back to 2011: https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=65874.msg1788297#msg1788297
And has percolated for years: https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=96556.msg2685605#msg2685605
I, once and for all, cry to the heavens RELEASE THE SHECKLER PART FROM THE TOP SECRET SECURE SERVER/FOLDER/OLD BURNT DVD!
This reminded me of the lost MJ Bag of Suck part.
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Neil hendrix or Ben radbourne
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the alex olson kicked off girl for fucking spike jonze's ex wife at a hollywood orgy
Sofia Coppola? Isn't Giovanni Ribisi's character in Lost In Translation based on Spike?
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of is off
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That Gipper is Mark González
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I thought it was mike valley
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D way shooting immigrants from the US Mexico border
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That Gipper is Mark González
gipper is too coherent to be gonz
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Didn’t Slap prevent Greg Lutzka from getting on Element supposedly?
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Lutzka and Element go together like peanut butter and ladies.
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Didn’t Slap prevent Greg Lutzka from getting on Element supposedly?
explicame por favor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1rm9KwiUn8
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Lutzka and Element go together like peanut butter and ladies.
Preach
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Bam Margera secretly died years ago after trying to tollie off the bridge into the Brooklyn Banks.
His brother Cram Margera has replaced him ever since. Cram is the dirtier, smellier and muddier, version of Bam. Cram was locked in the attic for years until Bam died and April let him roam free again. Phil resembles Cram..they both have fat necks and gutz.
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the alex olson kicked off girl for fucking spike jonze's ex wife at a hollywood orgy
^^ lmaoooo
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Shawn Powers fucked Rihanna
mike gigliotti of lotties fame got katy Perry's number ten years ago and blew it
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Guy/Gino fucking Justin Pierce's chick which ultimately led to his demise and Guy disappearing for awhile. No idea on the truth behind that one besides that Guy is married to Justin's ex (I believe?)
shouldn't be in a rumor thread.
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Guy/Gino fucking Justin Pierce's chick which ultimately led to his demise and Guy disappearing for awhile. No idea on the truth behind that one besides that Guy is married to Justin's ex (I believe?)
shouldn't be in a rumor thread.
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And is presumably on the run
Everytime I see your post , regardless of where on this forum it is, I get hyped on your screen name and pic and think about watching Boogie Nights again..but then I stop myself because I feel like I'm about four rewatches away from convincing myself that entering the porn industry is a good idea
I’m flattered that I inspire you to almost considering doing porn...but entering the porn industry is an awesome idea. Follow your heart (penis) !
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Billie did actually wear a beanie to his wedding tho🤔
No idea where the Carroll/ cuck rumour started but now I can’t ever look at him in the same light.
The best SLAP rumors are the ones that just seem way to random to be true but ended being spot on. SLAP on Nostradamus?
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Dirtbag gave me bum bumps.
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Skatestoppers is a scam to fund skateboarding
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It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.
The weirdest thing about the Gere rumor was that in the Philadelphia area no one had ever heard it and instead it was assigned to a local news guy, Jerry Penacoli, and he was run out of town and eventually ended up on Entertainment Tonight. Jokes on us.
I remember that, the poor guy’s reputation was seriously crushed.
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That Sheckler part...you know the one...
Need backstory I’ve been here forever and I missed out on it
As the legend goes, there is a Sheckler part that was/is passed around like ark of the covenant type secret artifact. Some have seen it, some may have just heard details, but all were in awe.
Quick search reveals that the saga goes back to 2011: https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=65874.msg1788297#msg1788297
And has percolated for years: https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=96556.msg2685605#msg2685605
I, once and for all, cry to the heavens RELEASE THE SHECKLER PART FROM THE TOP SECRET SECURE SERVER/FOLDER/OLD BURNT DVD!
This reminded me of the lost MJ Bag of Suck part.
damn dude that is one awful sig you have
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I read a lot in here about Hewitt and a glass-table. But don't know much about it
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I read a lot in here about Hewitt and a glass-table Saran Wrap. But don't know much about it
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That the entire Slap community worldwide burst into song belting out 'DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD' when The Gipper made his final posts on here. Fuck I wanted him gone when he was turkeylurkey
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Bobby Dekeyzer quit DC because some of the team made fun of his love for the Harry Potter series and it made him cry
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Shane named his company April after his daughter.
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Shane named his company April after his daughterTMNT.
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Favourite: Mike Sinclair was the Gipper all along.
Most shocking: Dirtbag Pee insinuated that Andy put Phelps in the sky.
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Favourite: Mike Sinclair was the Gipper all along.
Most shocking: Dirtbag Pee insinuated that Andy put Phelps in the sky.
nah
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Can anyone link Gipp's final post? I always remember him posting frequently here when I was lurking at first- yeeeears back. I don't remember specific interactions I had with him, but I remember him still being a mainstay when I started posting more and more but now that it's been drawn attention to I'm noticing his absence. What actually happened?
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Biebel's become an Instagram "model" that's flown to the middle east to have sex with sheiks. - one of my all time favorite SLAP comments and rumors.
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Favourite: Mike Sinclair was the Gipper all along.
Most shocking: Dirtbag Pee insinuated that Andy put Phelps in the sky.
nah
What do you mean, nah?
He was supposed to have a board out last year in the maps to skaters home series early 2018 and the boards were made then Julien pulled it because of the drama with Tony. We have a few of them. Then later in the year they were going to put out a new board but the Tony thing kept getting brought up here. Jake asked me to meet him to talk and didn’t tell me Ashley was with him. She was wasted trying to get me to hit her the entire time and she ended up headbutting me. All I did was slap her to get her away because I knew she was going to try and rip my dress off. Random people were holding her back and she kept running back at me so I put her in a head lock because I didn’t want to actually beat her up. I have a bunch of witnesses since it was in front of hundreds of people. I got all their contact info and asked them to write statements because I knew she was going to call the cops and act like a victim. I knew they had a lawyer already because they emailed us a cease and desist letter around March 2018. After the park thing they decided to sue us so for months someone was coming to our house daily to serve us paperwork. So we were fucking pissed off and stressing out big time and I felt like Jake set me up. A few weeks later we saw Jake at Bobs and Andy was pissed at him for putting me in that position and he ended up slapping Jake in the head ONE time while he had a beanie and a hood on then Jake went and told everyone Andy tried to kill him and that he had a brain injury from it. Julien heard about it and pulled his board. A few months later they talked, Andy said what actually happened then Julien agreed Jake was probably lying so we thought everything was fine then there was no communication really after that. Now Andys just focusing on being sober and doesn’t care about having a board especially with a company that goes back and forth and pulls his board based off of bullshit people are making up. The whole thing is fucking dumb and fuck everyone involved other the only normal person, Jim T who had our back the entire time. If you have any questions hit me up on insta like a man! 8)
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Can anyone link Gipp's final post? I always remember him posting frequently here when I was lurking at first- yeeeears back. I don't remember specific interactions I had with him, but I remember him still being a mainstay when I started posting more and more but now that it's been drawn attention to I'm noticing his absence. What actually happened?
He never focused his account, just quit posting after the Tony T/Dirtbag P mess. You can still read his old posts on his profile, though I'm not sure why you'd put yourself through that.
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Shane named his company April after his daughter.
It’s even funnier because Shane actually named his daughter Luna after Lunarlon.
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Shane named his company April after his daughter.
It’s even funnier because Shane actually named his daughter Luna after Lunarlon.
Her full name is actually Luna Janoski O'Neill
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Shane named his company April after his daughter.
It’s even funnier because Shane actually named his daughter Luna after Lunarlon.
Her full name is actually Luna Janoski O'Neill
They just call her Hi Tape at home.
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That Fred Santosuosso’s name is actually Philly
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Mark Suciu pretends to read
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Watched it last night and I thought it was pretty good. Brought me back to growing up watching new blood. Person above who said it was bland is just grumpy.
how is a video that is primary consisted with single tricks down stairs and rails, anything but bland? like what do personally get out of seeing a fs feeble or a fs board down a 11 stair for the 9th time in this video?
It's a Zero video you moron. I know you love FA and other trendy shit but you know exactly what you're getting with a Zero video. There will always be a place for that type of skating. Just because it isn't your thing doesn't make it bland.
i don't even really like fa that much tbh.
and nah, this shit sucks. bland as shit. take down that james brock man poster, son.
hahahaha I can picture him ripping his brockman poster off the walls in tears and a rage
I wish I had a Brockman poster, dude's the shit. He just disappears into the shadows and once the deadline for a video approaches, he pulls a part outta his ass. His part looked like it was filmed in a month or 2. Same fits throughout. Lannie said he waited till crunch time and filmed his cold war part in 3-4 months. I don't have posters on my walls but if I did it would be of Brockman shooting heroin into his dick at the pyramid at SPOT.
That.
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Mark Suciu pretends to read
the first time I saw Rodney he was pretending to read. I think he was having a panic attack.
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Diego Najera is my long-lost cousin
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Doug "Pineapple" Saladino has in fact never had any pineapple.
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Doug "Pineapple" Saladino has in fact never had any pineapple.
You take that back right now
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Skatestoppers is a scam to fund skateboarding
Skate stoppers were invented/created and copyrighted by a former skateboarder. I read that on here, pretty sure it's true?
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Tracer was an industry mole sent to the boards to bring them down from the inside.
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jamie thomas fucked steve cabs wife. not sure if that's been brought up here but if any oside pals wanna chime in let's get this going.
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I think I remember someone saying something like "Ellington didn't actually get fucked up that night" and then it turned out to be true.
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Skatestoppers is a scam to fund skateboarding
Skate stoppers were invented/created and copyrighted by a former skateboarder. I read that on here, pretty sure it's true?
Ocean Howell?
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Skatestoppers is a scam to fund skateboarding
Skate stoppers were invented/created and copyrighted by a former skateboarder. I read that on here, pretty sure it's true?
Ocean Howell?
Kevin Harris
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Skatestoppers is a scam to fund skateboarding
Skate stoppers were invented/created and copyrighted by a former skateboarder. I read that on here, pretty sure it's true?
Ocean Howell?
Kevin Harris
I don't think it's true, this thread (https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=57186.0) has some info and links to an article about the actual creator.
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Skatestoppers is a scam to fund skateboarding
Skate stoppers were invented/created and copyrighted by a former skateboarder. I read that on here, pretty sure it's true?
Ocean Howell?
Kevin Harris
I don't think it's true, this thread (https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=57186.0) has some info and links to an article about the actual creator.
Yes but that was the rumour for years
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Skatestoppers is a scam to fund skateboarding
Skate stoppers were invented/created and copyrighted by a former skateboarder. I read that on here, pretty sure it's true?
Ocean Howell?
Kevin Harris
I don't think it's true, this thread (https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=57186.0) has some info and links to an article about the actual creator.
Yes but that was the rumour for years
Edit: that article is hilarious and even contains Slap’isms
"Your product is easily cut of (sic) with a simple hack saw. You may think that you now need to make something newer and better, but it will never matter."
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jamie thomas fucked steve cabs wife. not sure if that's been brought up here but if any oside pals wanna chime in let's get this going.
went full cab? but no I haven't heard that one, I DID however hear about some video he sent some tattoo chick of him peeing while on the damn it all tour.
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I think I remember someone saying something like "Ellington didn't actually get fucked up that night" and then it turned out to be true.
This conjures up the disturbing possibility that Ali Boulala really spent some hard days at the office.
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jamie thomas fucked steve cabs wife. not sure if that's been brought up here but if any oside pals wanna chime in let's get this going.
went full cab? but no I haven't heard that one, I DID however hear about some video he sent some tattoo chick of him peeing while on the damn it all tour.
a few of my friends went to the “preview” and said it was worth the money to hear a bunch of people talking about that. looks like chiefs goin of the deep end
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jamie thomas piss tape damn that crazy
free max b
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jamie thomas piss tape damn that crazy
free max b
Jaime skating to R. Kelly in Damn it All?
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jamie thomas piss tape damn that crazy
free max b
Jaime skating to R. Kelly in Damn it All?
nah, chuck berry
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jamie thomas piss tape damn that crazy
free max b
Jaime skating to R. Kelly in Damn it All?
nah, chuck berry
Good call, I was hoping for Ignition Remix X Jaime but that works too
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Baker 4 coming out in August
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Baker 4 coming out in August...2020
Gotta read the fine print
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Permission to drip?
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Janoski nine club
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Brett prais nine club
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Janoski nine club
Just Crob trying to get Stefan to say how much he's made for 3 hours between asking about switch flips
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Just Crob trying to get Stefan to say how much he's made for 3 hours between asking about switch flips
spot on
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jamie thomas fucked steve cabs wife. not sure if that's been brought up here but if any oside pals wanna chime in let's get this going.
Considering they’re both devout followers of the Lord, that wouldn’t be very Christian of them to be caught up in adultery.
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jamie thomas fucked steve cabs wife. not sure if that's been brought up here but if any oside pals wanna chime in let's get this going.
Considering they’re both devout followers of the Lord, that wouldn’t be very Christian of them to be caught up in adultery.
And that Wendler dude was just a money-changer that Chief was kicking out of the temple (https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=106023.0). Something tells me his isn't above coveting his neighbor's wife.
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Permission to drip?
Permission denied.
Pump that prostate, soldier.
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jamie thomas fucked steve cabs wife. not sure if that's been brought up here but if any oside pals wanna chime in let's get this going.
Considering they’re both devout followers of the Lord, that wouldn’t be very Christian of them to be caught up in adultery.
Din't Cab mention going through a divorce on the 9 club?
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jamie thomas fucked steve cabs wife. not sure if that's been brought up here but if any oside pals wanna chime in let's get this going.
Considering they’re both devout followers of the Lord, that wouldn’t be very Christian of them to be caught up in adultery.
Din't Cab mention going through a divorce on the 9 club?
Catholic Cab has gotten divorced twice.
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jamie thomas fucked steve cabs wife. not sure if that's been brought up here but if any oside pals wanna chime in let's get this going.
Considering they’re both devout followers of the Lord, that wouldn’t be very Christian of them to be caught up in adultery.
Din't Cab mention going through a divorce on the 9 club?
Catholic Cab has gotten divorced twice.
He also skates, so he clearly worships Satan.
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jamie thomas fucked steve cabs wife. not sure if that's been brought up here but if any oside pals wanna chime in let's get this going.
Considering they’re both devout followers of the Lord, that wouldn’t be very Christian of them to be caught up in adultery.
every christian gets caught up in adultery at one point
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jamie thomas fucked steve cabs wife. not sure if that's been brought up here but if any oside pals wanna chime in let's get this going.
Considering they’re both devout followers of the Lord, that wouldn’t be very Christian of them to be caught up in adultery.
every christian gets caught up in adultery at one point
Yup, my friend Chris fucked my ex girlfriend. I don’t know that for a fact but they’re both pot head hippies and love charging their stupid crystals. I’m not stupid.
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Skatestoppers is a scam to fund skateboarding
Skate stoppers were invented/created and copyrighted by a former skateboarder. I read that on here, pretty sure it's true?
Ocean Howell?
Kevin Harris
The concept of Kevin Harris making skate stoppers is fucking hilarious because it’s like this conspiracy he did it to keep people off the streets and practicing freestyle instead.
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-it takes 1 liter of sperm to make a set of formula fours
-reda's fucking nora
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-it takes 1 liter of sperm to make a set of formula fours
-reda's fucking nora
-mumford married welsh for a green card
i do not like this one.
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That Malto got his dick sucked on a tour bus and said something like, "Yeah eat it girl."
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That Malto got his dick sucked on a tour bus and said something like, "Yeah eat it girl."
pretty sure it was "Get hungry on it girl"
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pretty sure it was "Get hungry on it girl"
THAT'S IT!
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That's been confirmed.
Has this been confirmed? I thought I read a PAL mentioning that a girl he knew did confirm but I could be imagining things.
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Has this been confirmed? I thought I read a PAL mentioning that a girl he knew did confirm but I could be imagining things.
I mean, if that's not confirmation I don't know what else you want.
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Has this been confirmed? I thought I read a PAL mentioning that a girl he knew did confirm but I could be imagining things.
I mean, if that's not confirmation I don't know what else you want.
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I've never cared about Malto's skating. Doesn't interest me at all. For me he would have just became one of "those guys" that are really good but I could care less about. But when Fourstar did their North Of Everything Tour, a friend of mine's female friend hooked up with him and while she was going down on him, Malto reportedly told her "Yeah, get hungry on it girl."
For that I will always like and respect him although his skating still doesn't interest me in the least.
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I mean, if that's not confirmation I don't know what else you want.
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I've never cared about Malto's skating. Doesn't interest me at all. For me he would have just became one of "those guys" that are really good but I could care less about. But when Fourstar did their North Of Everything Tour, a friend of mine's female friend hooked up with him and while she was going down on him, Malto reportedly told her "Yeah, get hungry on it girl."
For that I will always like and respect him although his skating still doesn't interest me in the least.
I know that girl, too. I believe Malto said something along the lines of "Pour some KC masterpiece on it, girl, and slurp it up like a champ: like the Chiefs' 1969 season; speaking of '69…" Something like that.
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jamie thomas fucked steve cabs wife. not sure if that's been brought up here but if any oside pals wanna chime in let's get this going.
Considering they’re both devout followers of the Lord, that wouldn’t be very Christian of them to be caught up in adultery.
every christian gets caught up in adultery at one point
Yup, my friend Chris fucked my ex girlfriend. I don’t know that for a fact but they’re both pot head hippies and love charging their stupid crystals. I’m not stupid.
pipe down steve you're doing fine now
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Skate stoppers were invented/created and copyrighted by a former skateboarder. I read that on here, pretty sure it's true?
Ocean Howell?
Kevin Harris
This has been debunked multiple times. For some reason, Spencer Fujimoto said in an old interview that Kevin was involved - which is not true in any way. It was just a rumor born out of thin air. Seemingly meant as some sort of joke about freestylers being disgruntled that street skaters stole their moves and got all the shine. No one would believe Rodney was the culprit, so enter one of the only other freestylers anyone knew the name of and you got yourself a juicy rumor.
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That Malto got his dick sucked on a tour bus and said something like, "Yeah eat it girl."
pretty sure it was "Get hungry on it girl"
And to be fair, great thing to say.
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I mean, if that's not confirmation I don't know what else you want.
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I've never cared about Malto's skating. Doesn't interest me at all. For me he would have just became one of "those guys" that are really good but I could care less about. But when Fourstar did their North Of Everything Tour, a friend of mine's female friend hooked up with him and while she was going down on him, Malto reportedly told her "Yeah, get hungry on it girl."
For that I will always like and respect him although his skating still doesn't interest me in the least.
That's all the proof I needed. Good lad Malto, you clean cut Christian looking fuck.
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David Gonzalez is Stephen King!
Mind —> blown.
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Chris Roberts passed on Rick_Kane's wife. Thats the best one. <3 ya Rick
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Kenny Anderson is still nose manualing to this day
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what the fuck is this hahaha
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3rd and Army was built to keep skaters away from pier 7
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Chris Roberts passed on Rick_Kane's wife. Thats the best one. <3 ya Rick
She probably talked shit on his switch flip manual.
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Nike funneling cash into 917,numbers,3d,whatever else to destroy the crailcamp.
mikey c, i know youre reading this right now, the game is chess not checkers. also, use real contracts next time and not word-of-mouth agreements. run your business like an adult and not like someone who used to smoke crack in the early 90s
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Chris Roberts passed on Rick_Kane's wife. Thats the best one. <3 ya Rick
I'm much more at peace with the idea he's celibate than imagining that skeleton attempting to be romantic
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I'm much more at peace with the idea he's celibate than imagining that skeleton attempting to be romantic
When the girl walks in his place he says, "I have a special, special..........SPECIAL guest tonight!"
Then she screams and calls the police.
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Nike funneling cash into 917,numbers,3d,whatever else to destroy the crailcamp.
If you mean "paying AO, Koston and such enough to spend 9-5 barely skating and comfortably managing their companies, even past the point of viability (remember when 917 and Bianca nearly went out of business in like 2015? (https://soundcloud.com/thebuntlive/the-bunt-ep-7-ft-jed-anderson-quit-fucking-with-lizard-man-shake-junt-for-life))*, while simultaneously picking up Lakai riders who then leave Girl/Chocolate (ex: Karsten, (http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2016/05/17/mike-carroll-on-the-future-of-crailtap/) durao)," then that's more than a rumor. It's just facts.
*12:53 onward
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Heard from a reliable source that he just filmed some insane stuff on that huge Rowley hubba at the LA Convention Center.
Noseblunt, front blunt or even kf back tail.
i literally don't believe he did any of those tricks lol. i know skating is at an unbelievable level, but progression of tricks at a spot is rarely fucked up like that. pretty sure the latest tricks on that are like a kickflip noseslide and a crook. if he could do any of those three tricks he could do a simpler nbd that would still blow minds. i don't doubt he could get something on it though. i could see a back tail without a kickflip, as fucked as that still is.
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what the fuck is this hahaha
is it safe to open this link in the public library?
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what the fuck is this hahaha
is it safe to open this link in the public library?
Yes it’s pretty safe for library.
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what the fuck is this hahaha
is it safe to open this link in the public library?
Yes it’s pretty safe for library.
lmao, very safe
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That Malto got his dick sucked on a tour bus and said something like, "Yeah eat it girl."
pretty sure it was "Get hungry on it girl"
Maltos stock just went up in my book.
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Maltos stock just went up in my book.
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pretty sure it was "Get hungry on it girl"
Maltos stock just went up in my book.
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"Get thirsty on it, boy"
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Your dad fucked your mom
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what the fuck is this hahaha
Please piss on my ass lololol
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God that Malto rumor is fucking hilarious
I've never been more proud to be a skater from KC.
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Nora hates with Lizzie confirmed
I tried going to the source on IG but my comment got deleted
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I hope to one day meet Brophy and ask him what BLUNTYBOKS means besides a word that just made me piss myself laughing at work.
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It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.
+1. I like your style mate.
Marylin Manson getting his ribs removed so he could suck his own schlong.
I remember that one from the 90s. We all believed it. Why not?
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Marylin Manson is also Paul from the Wonder Years
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Lizard King stole the name from Jim Morrison
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the Salad grind was named after Doug "Pineapple" Saladino
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Heard this on the low low...the real reason Kelly Hart moved out of Rogers house is because they broke up...and Kelly still wouldn't do his dishes
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That LPQ is Gip.
Haven’t we all been somebody else here before?
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I mean, if that's not confirmation I don't know what else you want.
Ask Watson
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I've never cared about Malto's skating. Doesn't interest me at all. For me he would have just became one of "those guys" that are really good but I could care less about. But when Fourstar did their North Of Everything Tour, a friend of mine's female friend hooked up with him and while she was going down on him, Malto reportedly told her "Yeah, get hungry on it girl."
For that I will always like and respect him although his skating still doesn't interest me in the least.
Absolutely amazing, thank you for digging this up!
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Mike Carroll being a cuck
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that there are more that 0.00001 % nazis in skateboarding or anywhere else for that matter , that nazi's are even a problem in general , constantly perpetuated and virtue signaled here ad nauseam
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Ryan Townley dating his sister
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Didnt somebody once say that Greco buttfucked klein in a van?
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Mark rugowski escaped jail 8====)
Covid-19.
It gives you wings.
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Didnt somebody once say that Greco buttfucked klein in a van?
Literally everyone says that.
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Didnt somebody once say that Greco buttfucked klein in a van?
Literally everyone says that.
Including Mr. Greco and Mr Klein? Or is it just to be assumed when they hang out together at the Berrics?
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Didnt somebody once say that Greco buttfucked klein in a van?
Yes. He was dressed up as a Japanese schoolgirl.
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Gino is Morpheus, Anthony is Neo, Bobby is
The Oracle, Dylan is Trinity.
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Just wanted to post on here that I miss GAY. Seeing his post up there made me almost as sad as when the Gipper left here.
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jamie thomas fucked steve cabs wife. not sure if that's been brought up here but if any oside pals wanna chime in let's get this going.
Used to hear this rumour (not on slap) but with Tommy gurerros wife not cab. Tommy then got Jamie kicked off of real, spitfire and Indy and got him banned from thrasher for a while.
Chief then moved from SF to SD and started shooting with Transworld and had a board with a sperm graphic as a diss back to Tommy.
Probably all bullshit but there's a lot of details.
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jamie thomas fucked steve cabs wife. not sure if that's been brought up here but if any oside pals wanna chime in let's get this going.
Used to hear this rumour (not on slap) but with Tommy gurerros wife not cab. Tommy then got Jamie kicked off of real, spitfire and Indy and got him banned from thrasher for a while.
Chief then moved from SF to SD and started shooting with Transworld and had a board with a sperm graphic as a diss back to Tommy.
Probably all bullshit but there's a lot of details.
Heard it was the Indy TM's wife but I know nothing.
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Did the rumor that Dill was not going to have any ollies in his Mind Field part start on here?
Whenever I see a gnarly no ollie trick I think about this.
It’d be like seeing a part from an alternate universe
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jamie thomas fucked steve cabs wife. not sure if that's been brought up here but if any oside pals wanna chime in let's get this going.
Used to hear this rumour (not on slap) but with Tommy gurerros wife not cab. Tommy then got Jamie kicked off of real, spitfire and Indy and got him banned from thrasher for a while.
Chief then moved from SF to SD and started shooting with Transworld and had a board with a sperm graphic as a diss back to Tommy.
Probably all bullshit but there's a lot of details.
Heard it was the Indy TM's wife but I know nothing.
i heard it was the oj TMs friends cousins wife
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T Funk late shuved el toro
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I read on here that Sole Tech was gonna get rid of its lowest performing brand at the time which was Altamont but when Reynolds caught wind he threatened to leave Emerica so they cut Es instead.
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I read on here that Sole Tech was gonna get rid of its lowest performing brand at the time which was Altamont but when Reynolds caught wind he threatened to leave Emerica so they cut Es instead.
imagine getting canned by pants with spandex in them
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That Blondey getting hit by the taxi was all set up and planned. I posted this and was immediately backed up which was hilarious when I knew it was a lie.
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pretty sure it was "Get hungry on it girl"
Thats so bad ass
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pretty sure it was "Get hungry on it girl"
Thats so bad ass
Your definition of "bad ass" differs from mine lol. I'm from a different time tho :D
I, for one, think men who look like a toddler wearing a wig saying weird shit during a sexual encounter on a tour bus is super bad ass.
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That Malto got his dick sucked on a tour bus and said something like, "Yeah eat it girl."
pretty sure it was "Get hungry on it girl"
Thats so bad ass
Your definition of "bad ass" differs from mine lol. I'm from a different time tho :D
I, for one, think men who look like a toddler wearing a wig saying weird shit during a sexual encounter on a tour bus is super bad ass.
Or tremendously funny, I land on the side of hilarious
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That Malto got his dick sucked on a tour bus and said something like, "Yeah eat it girl."
pretty sure it was "Get hungry on it girl"
Thats so bad ass
Your definition of "bad ass" differs from mine lol. I'm from a different time tho :D
I, for one, think men who look like a toddler wearing a wig saying weird shit during a sexual encounter on a tour bus is super bad ass.
Or tremendously funny, I land on the side of hilarious
Can't wait to hear what Furby said during his first anal encounter on the Baker has a Deathwish tour
Whatever he said it got him kicked of
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That Malto got his dick sucked on a tour bus and said something like, "Yeah eat it girl."
pretty sure it was "Get hungry on it girl"
Thats so bad ass
Your definition of "bad ass" differs from mine lol. I'm from a different time tho :D
I, for one, think men who look like a toddler wearing a wig saying weird shit during a sexual encounter on a tour bus is super bad ass.
Or tremendously funny, I land on the side of hilarious
Can't wait to hear what Furby said during his first anal encounter on the Baker has a Deathwish tour
Whatever he said it got him kicked of
Same with Brayden, Lenoce, Moose, Heyl. They're close, but just not oddly baby-faced enough.
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I read on here that Sole Tech was gonna get rid of its lowest performing brand at the time which was Altamont but when Reynolds caught wind he threatened to leave Emerica so they cut Es instead.
Altamont was so epic.
I remember reading on here that Reynolds was bound for adidas - and him pushing the opposite way to everyone else in that emerica intro was his way of saying he’s out.
Also, Greg Lutzka was going to be on Element (kinda in a legends way like Apples) but the poster “FuckGinoandPops” leaked this info and it never came to be.
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That Malto got his dick sucked on a tour bus and said something like, "Yeah eat it girl."
pretty sure it was "Get hungry on it girl"
Thats so bad ass
Your definition of "bad ass" differs from mine lol. I'm from a different time tho :D
I, for one, think men who look like a toddler wearing a wig saying weird shit during a sexual encounter on a tour bus is super bad ass.
Or tremendously funny, I land on the side of hilarious
Can't wait to hear what Furby said during his first anal encounter on the Baker has a Deathwish tour
“YEZZURRRR”
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Yo! The one about Peter Smolik pulling up in a busted civic... Shit was classic.
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I'm much more at peace with the idea he's celibate than imagining that skeleton attempting to be romantic
When the girl walks in his place he says, "I have a special, special..........SPECIAL guest tonight!"
Then she screams and calls the police.
This made me lol
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That Malto got his dick sucked on a tour bus and said something like, "Yeah eat it girl."
pretty sure it was "Get hungry on it girl"
Thats so bad ass
Your definition of "bad ass" differs from mine lol. I'm from a different time tho :D
It takes some big ol juevos and a complete disregard of social sexual norms to make a comment that offputting and inappropriately cocky mid hummer
If thats not bad ass good sir idk what is
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The berra hamster one
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Nah I made that shit up don’t come at me Scientologyts
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The one about Sinner free basing with Kid Rock...
Dueling bandanas!
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Can't remember if it was from here but I heard Dill wanted to diddle Jeffwonsong awhile back. Definitely the most random rumor I've heard
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Anyone remember the rumour about Jereme Roger's that started on here about him needing to use Magnum condoms?
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Often they still rip
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T-Funk acts exactly how he looks (like a man-child) and threw enough tantrums to get the boot from DC.
Antwuan Dixon is undercover for the feds.
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any and every Slap Mad-Libs "rumor" / established fact that follows the format of "(person) is a (adjective) and (main sponsor) loves him"
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any and every Slap Mad-Libs "rumor" / established fact that follows the format of "(person) is a (adjective) and (main sponsor) loves him"
Sean Malto is a sexual deviant who enjoys brainstorming doritos catch phrases during sex acts and Mountain Dew loves him for it!
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What's up with the Hewit glass-table / saranwrap story?
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What's up with the Hewit glass-table / saranwrap story?
Iiiiiiirrrrrcccccc, it was mentioned in the same interview he talked about spending x% of his Nike cheque on weed- presumably still illegal at the time / place - and him being dropped shortly after led to both of these points being used as why he was of.
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I was unaware of this rumour but it takes the cake for my personal fav.
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I was unaware of this rumour but it takes the cake for my personal fav.
I think its been confirmed by SLAP that this is indeed a 100% true story...or we like it to be.
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Malto on dirty talk
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I concur that I don't care about his skating but that quote made me like:
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Sean Malto is a vorarephiiac and slap loves him
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I'm still tickled how many people were fully convinced that Nike was crumbling and even set a doomsday style date because a couple people here said so.
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I only believe when its from a euro tm
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I'm still tickled how many people were fully convinced that Nike was crumbling and even set a doomsday style date because a couple people here said so.
It is crumbling
Are you that out of touch with reality...
Or just skateboarding?
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boomer who is that in your sig let’s talk about it
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She's unreal
Milana Vayntrub
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Animal Chin was finally found upstate in the pen.
He was charged with:
Indecent exposure
Child Pornography
Aiding and Abetting Multiple Burglaries with Minors
Possession of Narcotics with Distribution
Child Endangerment
Multiple Counts of Battery against Minors
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Billie did actually wear a beanie to his wedding tho🤔
No idea where the Carroll/ cuck rumour started but now I can’t ever look at him in the same light.
The best SLAP rumors are the ones that just seem way to random to be true but ended being spot on. SLAP on Nostradamus?
I believe that #cuckoldingcarroll was a hashtag being thrown around at the time of Mike’s wedding. If you search it on Insta like a man, the likes of Jeron Wilson, Sam Smyth, Sean Malto, and others have used it. I’m assuming that this is false and is just an inside joke no different than any other clever hashtag that arises around the time of a wedding.
Speaking of weddings, I’d love to see Billy Marks wearing a beanie at his own wedding if anyone can find that photo.
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Wedding Bills
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Animal Chin was finally found upstate in the pen.
He was charged with:
Indecent exposure
Child Pornography
Aiding and Abetting Multiple Burglaries with Minors
Possession of Narcotics with Distribution
Child Endangerment
Multiple Counts of Battery against Minors
This isn’t true at all and a pretty shitty rumor to start about someone. Dude lives in SF and works or volunteers at the SPCA helping orphan puppies and kittens find homes.
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I'm still tickled how many people were fully convinced that Nike was crumbling and even set a doomsday style date because a couple people here said so.
Yeah, this is my favorite rumor. The $11,000,000,000/y global behemoth had finished with skating after they dropped Max Palmer
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actually that was my mistake I restated that they dropped him or whatever several times but someone told me he was never on the team page
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Animal Chin was finally found upstate in the pen.
He was charged with:
Indecent exposure
Child Pornography
Aiding and Abetting Multiple Burglaries with Minors
Possession of Narcotics with Distribution
Child Endangerment
Multiple Counts of Battery against Minors
That’s Nancy Chin, the realtor
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Haha holy shit he really did that
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boomer who is that in your sig let’s talk about it
She's unreal
Milana Vayntrub
thank you
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Animal Chin was finally found upstate in the pen.
He was charged with:
Indecent exposure
Child Pornography
Aiding and Abetting Multiple Burglaries with Minors
Possession of Narcotics with Distribution
Child Endangerment
Multiple Counts of Battery against Minors
That’s Nancy Chin, the realtor
Buck Chin is the realtor. Nancy chin is the manicurist.
it's my job and iiiiii luuurv it
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boomer who is that in your sig let’s talk about it
She's unreal
Milana Vayntrub
thank you
The AT&T Girl
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Animal Chin was finally found upstate in the pen.
He was charged with:
Indecent exposure
Child Pornography
Aiding and Abetting Multiple Burglaries with Minors
Possession of Narcotics with Distribution
Child Endangerment
Multiple Counts of Battery against Minors
That’s Nancy Chin, the realtor
Buck Chin is the realtor. Nancy chin is the manicurist.
it's my job and iiiiii luuurv it
Gnar’d
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Fav so far is Evan Smith passing.
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Fav so far is Evan Smith passing.
It's not a rumor.
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I was unaware of this rumour but it takes the cake for my personal fav.
I think its been confirmed by SLAP that this is indeed a 100% true story...or we like it to be.
It's a bucket list thing for me to pick up some random bar skank and use that phrase. I guess I could use it with my wife, but it just wouldn't be the same.
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Dude that one rumor about tyson peterson drunk stumbling into a baby and crying when he got confronted lol
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Haha holy shit he really did that
Oh my god, I always thought this was just a joke. Are they still married?
Why on Earth would she let him keep that stinky beanie on, I mean its her one damn day, her special magic day and Billie still wore that. He probably double flipped during the ceremony too.
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Haha holy shit he really did that
Oh my god, I always thought this was just a joke. Are they still married?
Why on Earth would she let him keep that stinky beanie on, I mean its her one damn day, her special magic day and Billie still wore that. He probably double flipped during the ceremony too.
Think he got divorced sometime around the last king of the road he was on. At least from what I remember
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Haha holy shit he really did that
Oh my god, I always thought this was just a joke. Are they still married?
Why on Earth would she let him keep that stinky beanie on, I mean its her one damn day, her special magic day and Billie still wore that. He probably double flipped during the ceremony too.
Think he got divorced sometime around the last king of the road he was on. At least from what I remember
Yup, and Sinclair was giving him so much shit about it lmao I felt bad but they were both really going in on eachother.
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Full Gnar. Still not sure if its a rumor or not.
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That Aaron Kyro is actually Goatse.
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Haha holy shit he really did that
Oh my god, I always thought this was just a joke. Are they still married?
Why on Earth would she let him keep that stinky beanie on, I mean its her one damn day, her special magic day and Billie still wore that. He probably double flipped during the ceremony too.
Think he got divorced sometime around the last king of the road he was on. At least from what I remember
Yup, and Sinclair was giving him so much shit about it lmao I felt bad but they were both really going in on eachother.
did he sign divorce papers in a beanie too
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Wedding Bills
Haha holy shit he really did that
Oh my god, I always thought this was just a joke. Are they still married?
Why on Earth would she let him keep that stinky beanie on, I mean its her one damn day, her special magic day and Billie still wore that. He probably double flipped during the ceremony too.
Think he got divorced sometime around the last king of the road he was on. At least from what I remember
Yup, and Sinclair was giving him so much shit about it lmao I felt bad but they were both really going in on eachother.
did he sign divorce papers in a beanie too
I signed my divorce paperwork in some all black AVEs
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Wedding Bills
Haha holy shit he really did that
Oh my god, I always thought this was just a joke. Are they still married?
Why on Earth would she let him keep that stinky beanie on, I mean its her one damn day, her special magic day and Billie still wore that. He probably double flipped during the ceremony too.
Think he got divorced sometime around the last king of the road he was on. At least from what I remember
Yup, and Sinclair was giving him so much shit about it lmao I felt bad but they were both really going in on eachother.
did he sign divorce papers in a beanie too
I signed my divorce paperwork in some all black AVEs
In a beanie?
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Wedding Bills
Haha holy shit he really did that
Oh my god, I always thought this was just a joke. Are they still married?
Why on Earth would she let him keep that stinky beanie on, I mean its her one damn day, her special magic day and Billie still wore that. He probably double flipped during the ceremony too.
Think he got divorced sometime around the last king of the road he was on. At least from what I remember
Yup, and Sinclair was giving him so much shit about it lmao I felt bad but they were both really going in on eachother.
did he sign divorce papers in a beanie too
I signed my divorce paperwork in some all black AVEs
Rad
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Ryan Sheckler can hear you/knows when you’re talking shit on him and can instantly teleport to your house and kick your ass
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Where Koston was going after Lakai was a hot one. Speculation was off the charts.
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Ryan Sheckler can hear you/knows when you’re talking shit on him and can instantly teleport to your house and kick your ass
Shecks claims he def has done this but in reality has not. But he'll def have footage of it in time for the next Plan B video.