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Title: favorite slap rumor
Post by: shannamal on October 08, 2019, 06:21:45 PM
there have been a thousand rumors started on slap, what's your favorite?

my pick:

"Ryan Townley [is] Dating his Sister"

https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=103549.0
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: cheetahsheets on October 08, 2019, 06:23:30 PM
That crob tried to double team rick kanes wife and he couldn’t get it up.

Shalom rick
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: SATIVA HYBRID on October 08, 2019, 06:26:55 PM
eric koston died
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Cool Ceith on October 08, 2019, 06:36:19 PM
It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: cheetahsheets on October 08, 2019, 06:38:07 PM
It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.

I haven’t laughed harder on a post in a minute, who was the Rod Stewart stomach arbiter?
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on October 08, 2019, 06:38:47 PM
Cigarettebeer banging Brinks girlfriend.

Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Christmas Complete on October 08, 2019, 06:43:48 PM
Cigarettebeer banging Brinks girlfriend.

Did we ever get the whole story?  ;)
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Spankthemonkey on October 08, 2019, 06:44:09 PM
Bryan Herman is Shane cross
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: authentic_creed_bratton on October 08, 2019, 06:46:09 PM
I heard tina and becky say andy roy does drugs and doesnt even care who knows about it
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on October 08, 2019, 06:47:11 PM
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Cigarettebeer banging Brinks girlfriend.
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Did we ever get the whole story?  ;)

For the MJ story no

For the Cigarrettebeer story yes

14:28

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oBJu9Q01pGo
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Yesterdays-pop on October 08, 2019, 06:54:55 PM
Idk if it’s a rumor, but anytime I hear anything about ‘someone’s push’
I think of the “I’d rather not see Gino push” in the conspiracy theories thread talking about him being on a cam site
Couldn’t find it in search
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: VHS ERA on October 08, 2019, 06:59:39 PM
Donta was Kader and T-Funk stacked in a tall coat and he’s off Baker because Kader hit a growth spurt
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: DanCorteseFromMTVSports on October 08, 2019, 07:02:31 PM
Still no word on this one:  the boy you called lame...he can do a hamstand.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: offkilter on October 08, 2019, 07:04:26 PM
Donta was Kader and T-Funk stacked in tall coat and he’s off Baker because Kader hit a growth spurt

Pretty sure this was confirmed though
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: KRKD1 on October 08, 2019, 07:07:16 PM
It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.

+1. I like your style mate.

Marylin Manson getting his ribs removed so he could suck his own schlong.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Spankthemonkey on October 08, 2019, 07:13:40 PM
Mark rugowski escaped jail  8====)
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: cheetahsheets on October 08, 2019, 07:23:35 PM
What about that time KB got anally probed by some aliens who dropped him off in a gas station in Sacramento.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: h00man on October 08, 2019, 07:24:58 PM
Reynolds on \\\
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Christmas Complete on October 08, 2019, 07:38:34 PM
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Donta was Kader and T-Funk stacked in tall coat and he’s off Baker because Kader hit a growth spurt
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Pretty sure this was confirmed though

(https://i.imgur.com/7mQRhzJ.gif)
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: fulltechnicalskizzy on October 08, 2019, 07:42:33 PM
Bobby Dekeyzer killed Jon Benet Ramsey
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Spankthemonkey on October 08, 2019, 07:57:23 PM
Who designed emerica
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: slicktricks on October 08, 2019, 08:02:13 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/3afp0b.jpg)
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Spankthemonkey on October 08, 2019, 08:28:32 PM
Gator runs Facebook now
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: JamesFardy on October 08, 2019, 08:36:36 PM
That Jason dill was in a band called “bitch poop”
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: DotGuru on October 08, 2019, 09:05:55 PM
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It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.
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+1. I like your style mate.

Marylin Manson getting his ribs removed so he could suck his own schlong.

I remember that one from the 90s. We all believed it. Why not?
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: 50mm on October 08, 2019, 09:31:22 PM
If you flash a flashlight into the night sky 3 times aliens will flash back.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Spankthemonkey on October 08, 2019, 09:33:29 PM
I’m just here for the vans Escobar shoes
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Mother Goose. on October 08, 2019, 09:45:56 PM
Bryan Herman is Shane cross

shane oneill is reanimated shane cross
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: iKobrakai on October 08, 2019, 09:51:58 PM
Gipper vs Sinclair.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 08, 2019, 10:26:23 PM
It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.

You just reminded me. It's definitely you'll pass your drug test if you eat your jizz. Not sure if that's considered a rumour tho
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: doublesteveburger on October 08, 2019, 10:26:52 PM
Theo fucked Christina
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 08, 2019, 10:28:50 PM
Theo fucked Christina

Shawn Powers fucked Rihanna
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: HyenaChaser on October 08, 2019, 10:55:06 PM
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It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.
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+1. I like your style mate.

Marylin Manson getting his ribs removed so he could suck his own schlong.
[close]

I remember that one from the 90s. We all believed it. Why not?

(https://img.ifunny.co/images/abab447c86e21b75ae498349ad66ed2885c718a8be11f4ccac56f4f5a29b4b3b_1.jpg)
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: EXTRA SPICY on October 08, 2019, 11:44:48 PM
If I wrote ‘SLAP’ on my balls with a sharpie that a photo of the act would get me a Fully Flared link.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: JimGeko on October 09, 2019, 12:27:18 AM
Theo fucked Christina

I reckon this is true. There is some weirdness between Tom and Theo. And Mommy Tina is definitely a slut whore who let anyone suck on those mushy purples back in the road rules days.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Schneaumunn on October 09, 2019, 01:20:47 AM
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It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.
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I haven’t laughed harder on a post in a minute, who was the Rod Stewart stomach arbiter?
In the Rod Stewart scenario, he was alleged to have blown numerous US Navy Seamen, and ingesting the Seamen’s Semen.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: DISTANT RUMOURS on October 09, 2019, 01:59:48 AM
- 'BA dating Alex Olson' was a thing around here (Kinda wished that was true)
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Owen on October 09, 2019, 02:28:59 AM
That Tyson trampled baby t-funk at Dime
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Zurg on October 09, 2019, 02:46:23 AM
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It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.
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You just reminded me. It's definitely you'll pass your drug test if you eat your jizz. Not sure if that's considered a rumour tho

classic. wasnt that guy also claiming to be wenning's cousin at a time when it was a semi acceptable brag. or no... he saw him at the bank in new jersey?

i think this one was true. David L Lumpkins(could be off on the name)travelling to north carolina by plane to purchase dubbed vhs's of NBC's Sk8
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: SodaJerk on October 09, 2019, 03:07:36 AM
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It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.
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You just reminded me. It's definitely you'll pass your drug test if you eat your jizz. Not sure if that's considered a rumour tho
Not a rumour, there’s scientific evidence if it’s efficacy
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Szechuan on October 09, 2019, 03:17:54 AM
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Theo fucked Christina
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I reckon this is true. There is some weirdness between Tom and Theo. And Mommy Tina is definitely a slut whore who let anyone suck on those mushy purples back in the road rules days.
But wasn't it all some elaborate troll to make people think they were hooking up? That's how it sounded when the three discussed it on the show anyways.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Allen. on October 09, 2019, 03:58:31 AM
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It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.
[close]

You just reminded me. It's definitely you'll pass your drug test if you eat your jizz. Not sure if that's considered a rumour tho
[close]

classic. wasnt that guy also claiming to be wenning's cousin at a time when it was a semi acceptable brag. or no... he saw him at the bank in new jersey?

i think this one was true. David L Lumpkins(could be off on the name)travelling to north carolina by plane to purchase dubbed vhs's of NBC's Sk8

Yeah, JohnC was just a bank employee that claimed there’s no way Wenning was leaving Habitat days before getting on Plan B.

And the David L. Lumpkins thing happened. For sure.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on October 09, 2019, 04:47:03 AM
That Tyson trampled baby t-funk at Dime

This one.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: arrbee on October 09, 2019, 05:13:05 AM
That Reynolds left Emerica
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Pete on October 09, 2019, 05:40:58 AM
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It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.
[close]

You just reminded me. It's definitely you'll pass your drug test if you eat your jizz. Not sure if that's considered a rumour tho
[close]

classic. wasnt that guy also claiming to be wenning's cousin at a time when it was a semi acceptable brag. or no... he saw him at the bank in new jersey?

i think this one was true. David L Lumpkins(could be off on the name)travelling to north carolina by plane to purchase dubbed vhs's of NBC's Sk8
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Yeah, JohnC was just a bank employee that claimed there’s no way Wenning was leaving Habitat days before getting on Plan B.

And the David L. Lumpkins thing happened. For sure.
Holy shit the JohnC bank posts used to have me weak. Found out years later I had met that dude a few times in real life. Small world

The dude who made the thread about someone dating their sister was actually the one dating his own sister. Still crazy that turned out to be real.

Free max b
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: alonelikeastone on October 09, 2019, 05:51:18 AM
This is good.  I feel like the board needed this. I can read every response!
But I need a minute to decide. So many. Keep them coming.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on October 09, 2019, 06:19:27 AM
PETE is actually a shared account of Pete Eldridge and Max B
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: theSketchLord on October 09, 2019, 07:45:53 AM
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It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.
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I haven’t laughed harder on a post in a minute, who was the Rod Stewart stomach arbiter?

I heard was Marc Almond and it was a liter and it was something like 5 different peoples.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: CHONGO on October 09, 2019, 07:50:25 AM
that people actually think sean pablo is sick
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: sharkin on October 09, 2019, 07:52:09 AM
roger bagley is budgie lasek
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on October 09, 2019, 08:12:03 AM
Eastenders has the “I wanna be a Baker” dvd.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Tarquin on October 09, 2019, 08:22:53 AM
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It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.
[close]

+1. I like your style mate.

Marylin Manson getting his ribs removed so he could suck his own schlong.
[close]

I remember that one from the 90s. We all believed it. Why not?
[close]

(https://img.ifunny.co/images/abab447c86e21b75ae498349ad66ed2885c718a8be11f4ccac56f4f5a29b4b3b_1.jpg)

I liked when someone said that Danny Way had extra ribs added to prevent him sucking his own dick.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Spankthemonkey on October 09, 2019, 09:11:36 AM
This is really yahoo
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: GAY on October 09, 2019, 09:15:13 AM
That Tom "The Toolman" Karangelov is nino.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Allen. on October 09, 2019, 09:39:31 AM
Busenitz’s brother won/placed Tampa pro in 05/06 (?) because Dennis was too hungover to skate.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: os89 on October 09, 2019, 09:50:00 AM
That tiny headed bear is actually a highly advanced type of AI. It is hell bent on trying to bring some form of true positivity to the overly cynical digital cesspool of SLAP.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Shifty Flip on October 09, 2019, 11:37:32 AM
Reynolds on \\\\\
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: sus on October 09, 2019, 11:38:14 AM
That Reynolds left Emerica

yo chill, i havent gotten over that yet...

that's a touchy subject
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Cool Ceith on October 09, 2019, 11:40:21 AM
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It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.
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I haven’t laughed harder on a post in a minute, who was the Rod Stewart stomach arbiter?
[close]
In the Rod Stewart scenario, he was alleged to have blown numerous US Navy Seamen, and ingesting the Seamen’s Semen.
Si, man
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: heckler on October 09, 2019, 11:44:18 AM
That if you swallow your own jizz, you'll pass a drug test, and that a Fully Flared link exists and we'll totally send it to you if you write your name on your balls in sharpie and post it to the boards.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: straight on October 09, 2019, 11:45:36 AM
bawtawd won the lottery
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Cool Ceith on October 09, 2019, 11:45:54 AM
Vern Laird lubricates his bearings with his own jizz.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: arrbee on October 09, 2019, 01:14:11 PM
That if you swallow your own jizz, you'll pass a drug test, and that a Fully Flared link exists and we'll totally send it to you if you write your name on your balls in sharpie and post it to the boards.

I'm still waiting on a PM
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Willie on October 09, 2019, 03:03:53 PM
It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.


The weirdest thing about the Gere rumor was that in the Philadelphia area no one had ever heard it and instead it was assigned to a local news guy, Jerry Penacoli, and he was run out of town and eventually ended up on Entertainment Tonight. Jokes on us.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: silvertone_spacemachine on October 09, 2019, 03:32:37 PM
Guy/Gino fucking Justin Pierce's chick which ultimately led to his demise and Guy disappearing for awhile. No idea on the truth behind that one besides that Guy is married to Justin's ex (I believe?)

The "Aurelien Giraud is an AI created to promote the Olympics" kills me
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Brguy on October 09, 2019, 04:46:28 PM
Guy/Gino fucking Justin Pierce's chick which ultimately led to his demise and Guy disappearing for awhile. No idea on the truth behind that one besides that Guy is married to Justin's ex (I believe?)

The "Aurelien Giraud is an AI created to promote the Olympics" kills me
Didn't Guy disappear because of crack?
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Dirk_Diggler on October 09, 2019, 07:04:37 PM
bawtawd won the lottery

And is presumably on the run
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: poor alice on October 09, 2019, 07:18:54 PM
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bawtawd won the lottery
[close]

And is presumably on the run

Everytime I see your post , regardless of where on this forum it is, I get hyped on your screen name and pic and think about watching Boogie Nights again..but then I stop myself because I feel like I'm about four rewatches away from convincing myself that entering the porn industry is a good idea
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: DanCorteseFromMTVSports on October 09, 2019, 07:20:01 PM
That Sheckler part...you know the one...
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Makaveli on October 09, 2019, 07:47:48 PM
the alex olson kicked off girl for fucking spike jonze's ex wife at a hollywood orgy
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Allen. on October 09, 2019, 07:48:35 PM
That Sheckler part...you know the one...

Need backstory I’ve been here forever and I missed out on it
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: poor alice on October 09, 2019, 07:54:21 PM
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That Sheckler part...you know the one...
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Need backstory I’ve been here forever and I missed out on it

I'm sure someone will send you it if you take a photo of SHALOM written on your scrotum.
I think my favourite rumour is the "permission to Rip sir" , "permissions granted soldier". It's obviously bullshit but it has the stench of believability.

Mike Carrol is in a cuckold relationship with his wife, how did that even start?

Also I thought it was a rumour that Dirty Billy wore a beanie to his own wedding. It is not.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: DanCorteseFromMTVSports on October 09, 2019, 08:03:24 PM
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That Sheckler part...you know the one...
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Need backstory I’ve been here forever and I missed out on it
As the legend goes, there is a Sheckler part that was/is passed around like ark of the covenant type secret artifact. Some have seen it, some may have just heard details, but all were in awe.

Quick search reveals that the saga goes back to 2011:  https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=65874.msg1788297#msg1788297

And has percolated for years: https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=96556.msg2685605#msg2685605

I, once and for all, cry to the heavens RELEASE THE SHECKLER PART FROM THE TOP SECRET SECURE SERVER/FOLDER/OLD BURNT DVD!

Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Spankthemonkey on October 09, 2019, 08:10:05 PM
The nine club is the xgames after hours
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Brguy on October 09, 2019, 08:52:56 PM
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That Sheckler part...you know the one...
[close]

Need backstory I’ve been here forever and I missed out on it
[close]
As the legend goes, there is a Sheckler part that was/is passed around like ark of the covenant type secret artifact. Some have seen it, some may have just heard details, but all were in awe.

Quick search reveals that the saga goes back to 2011:  https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=65874.msg1788297#msg1788297

And has percolated for years: https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=96556.msg2685605#msg2685605

I, once and for all, cry to the heavens RELEASE THE SHECKLER PART FROM THE TOP SECRET SECURE SERVER/FOLDER/OLD BURNT DVD!
This reminded me of the lost MJ Bag of Suck part.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Spankthemonkey on October 09, 2019, 09:12:43 PM
Neil hendrix or Ben radbourne
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: silvertone_spacemachine on October 09, 2019, 09:18:11 PM
the alex olson kicked off girl for fucking spike jonze's ex wife at a hollywood orgy

Sofia Coppola? Isn't Giovanni Ribisi's character in Lost In Translation based on Spike?
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Molte on October 10, 2019, 02:07:52 AM
of is off
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: my english is bad on October 10, 2019, 07:02:37 AM
That Gipper is Mark González
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Spankthemonkey on October 10, 2019, 07:05:12 AM
I thought it was mike valley
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: squintharder on October 10, 2019, 07:07:03 AM
D way shooting immigrants from the US Mexico border
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: shannamal on October 10, 2019, 08:15:05 AM
That Gipper is Mark González

gipper is too coherent to be gonz
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Monkey_Mcpott on October 10, 2019, 08:38:51 AM
Didn’t Slap prevent Greg Lutzka from getting on Element supposedly?
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: GoneWithTheSchwinn on October 10, 2019, 09:04:38 AM
Lutzka and Element go together like peanut butter and ladies.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Jehoshaphat Augustus on October 10, 2019, 09:08:42 AM
Didn’t Slap prevent Greg Lutzka from getting on Element supposedly?
explicame por favor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1rm9KwiUn8
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Francis Xavier on October 10, 2019, 09:13:59 AM
Lutzka and Element go together like peanut butter and ladies.
Preach
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Lowcalcium on October 10, 2019, 09:28:30 AM
Bam Margera secretly died years ago after trying to tollie off the bridge into the Brooklyn Banks.

His brother Cram Margera has replaced him ever since. Cram is the dirtier, smellier and muddier, version of Bam. Cram was locked in the attic for years until Bam died and April let him roam free again. Phil resembles Cram..they both have fat necks and gutz.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Free Whirl on October 10, 2019, 02:25:08 PM
the alex olson kicked off girl for fucking spike jonze's ex wife at a hollywood orgy

^^ lmaoooo
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Dwyck on October 10, 2019, 02:32:49 PM
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Theo fucked Christina
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Shawn Powers fucked Rihanna

mike gigliotti of lotties fame got katy Perry's number ten years ago and blew it
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Iceman on October 10, 2019, 04:07:38 PM
Guy/Gino fucking Justin Pierce's chick which ultimately led to his demise and Guy disappearing for awhile. No idea on the truth behind that one besides that Guy is married to Justin's ex (I believe?)
shouldn't be in a rumor thread.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: silvertone_spacemachine on October 10, 2019, 04:16:30 PM
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Guy/Gino fucking Justin Pierce's chick which ultimately led to his demise and Guy disappearing for awhile. No idea on the truth behind that one besides that Guy is married to Justin's ex (I believe?)
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shouldn't be in a rumor thread.

confirmed?
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Dirk_Diggler on October 10, 2019, 06:09:05 PM
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bawtawd won the lottery
[close]

And is presumably on the run
[close]

Everytime I see your post , regardless of where on this forum it is, I get hyped on your screen name and pic and think about watching Boogie Nights again..but then I stop myself because I feel like I'm about four rewatches away from convincing myself that entering the porn industry is a good idea

I’m flattered that I inspire you to almost considering doing porn...but entering the porn industry is an awesome idea. Follow your heart (penis) !
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Gray Imp Sausage Metal on October 10, 2019, 06:44:47 PM
Billie did actually wear a beanie to his wedding tho🤔

No idea where the Carroll/ cuck rumour  started but now I can’t ever look at him in the same light.

The best SLAP rumors are the ones that just seem way to random to be true but ended being spot on. SLAP on Nostradamus?
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: AssFlea on October 10, 2019, 08:35:09 PM
Dirtbag gave me bum bumps.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Spankthemonkey on October 10, 2019, 10:25:15 PM
Skatestoppers is a scam to fund skateboarding
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Soft Boiled on October 10, 2019, 10:34:09 PM
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It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.
[close]


The weirdest thing about the Gere rumor was that in the Philadelphia area no one had ever heard it and instead it was assigned to a local news guy, Jerry Penacoli, and he was run out of town and eventually ended up on Entertainment Tonight. Jokes on us.
I remember that, the poor guy’s reputation was seriously crushed.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: GeorgeCostanza on October 11, 2019, 12:39:46 AM
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That Sheckler part...you know the one...
[close]

Need backstory I’ve been here forever and I missed out on it
[close]
As the legend goes, there is a Sheckler part that was/is passed around like ark of the covenant type secret artifact. Some have seen it, some may have just heard details, but all were in awe.

Quick search reveals that the saga goes back to 2011:  https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=65874.msg1788297#msg1788297

And has percolated for years: https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=96556.msg2685605#msg2685605

I, once and for all, cry to the heavens RELEASE THE SHECKLER PART FROM THE TOP SECRET SECURE SERVER/FOLDER/OLD BURNT DVD!
[close]
This reminded me of the lost MJ Bag of Suck part.

damn dude that is one awful sig you have
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: shingles on October 11, 2019, 05:13:01 AM
I read a lot in here about Hewitt and a glass-table. But don't know much about it
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: SodaJerk on October 11, 2019, 06:50:42 AM
I read a lot in here about Hewitt and a glass-table Saran Wrap. But don't know much about it
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Freight Train on October 11, 2019, 09:13:34 AM
That the entire Slap community worldwide burst into song belting out 'DING DONG THE WITCH IS DEAD' when The Gipper made his final posts on here. Fuck I wanted him gone when he was turkeylurkey
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on October 11, 2019, 11:33:15 AM
Bobby Dekeyzer quit DC because some of the team made fun of his love for the Harry Potter series and it made him cry
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: h00man on October 11, 2019, 12:50:31 PM
Shane named his company April after his daughter.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: arrbee on October 11, 2019, 01:04:20 PM
Shane named his company April after his daughterTMNT.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: SHIREFLIP on October 11, 2019, 01:32:16 PM
Favourite: Mike Sinclair was the Gipper all along.

Most shocking: Dirtbag Pee insinuated that Andy put Phelps in the sky.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: AssFlea on October 11, 2019, 01:45:02 PM
Favourite: Mike Sinclair was the Gipper all along.

Most shocking: Dirtbag Pee insinuated that Andy put Phelps in the sky.

nah
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: poor alice on October 11, 2019, 02:13:59 PM
Can anyone link Gipp's final post? I always remember him posting frequently here when I was lurking at first- yeeeears back. I don't remember specific interactions I had with him, but I remember him still being a mainstay when I started posting more and more but now that it's been drawn attention to I'm noticing his absence. What actually happened?
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: 30somethinghasbeen on October 11, 2019, 02:25:39 PM
Biebel's become an Instagram "model" that's flown to the middle east to have sex with sheiks. - one of my all time favorite SLAP comments and rumors. 
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: SHIREFLIP on October 11, 2019, 03:05:07 PM
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Favourite: Mike Sinclair was the Gipper all along.

Most shocking: Dirtbag Pee insinuated that Andy put Phelps in the sky.
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nah

What do you mean, nah?

He was supposed to have a board out last year in the maps to skaters home series early 2018 and the boards were made then Julien pulled it because of the drama with Tony. We have a few of them. Then later in the year they were going to put out a new board but the Tony thing kept getting brought up here. Jake asked me to meet him to talk and didn’t tell me Ashley was with him. She was wasted trying to get me to hit her the entire time and she ended up headbutting me. All I did was slap her to get her away because I knew she was going to try and rip my dress off. Random people were holding her back and she kept running back at me so I put her in a head lock because I didn’t want to actually beat her up. I have a bunch of witnesses since it was in front of hundreds of people. I got all their contact info and asked them to write statements because I knew she was going to call the cops and act like a victim. I knew they had a lawyer already because they emailed us a cease and desist letter around March 2018. After the park thing they decided to sue us so for months someone was coming to our house daily to serve us paperwork. So we were fucking pissed off and stressing out big time and I felt like Jake set me up. A few weeks later we saw Jake at Bobs and Andy was pissed at him for putting me in that position and he ended up slapping Jake in the head ONE time while he had a beanie and a hood on then Jake went and told everyone Andy tried to kill him and that he had a brain injury from it. Julien heard about it and pulled his board. A few months later they talked, Andy said what actually happened then Julien agreed Jake was probably lying so we thought everything was fine then there was no communication really after that. Now Andys just focusing on being sober and doesn’t care about having a board especially with a company that goes back and forth and pulls his board based off of bullshit people are making up. The whole thing is fucking dumb and fuck everyone involved other the only normal person, Jim T who had our back the entire time. If you have any questions hit me up on insta like a man! 8)
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Christmas Complete on October 11, 2019, 03:30:45 PM
Can anyone link Gipp's final post? I always remember him posting frequently here when I was lurking at first- yeeeears back. I don't remember specific interactions I had with him, but I remember him still being a mainstay when I started posting more and more but now that it's been drawn attention to I'm noticing his absence. What actually happened?

He never focused his account, just quit posting after the Tony T/Dirtbag P mess. You can still read his old posts on his profile, though I'm not sure why you'd put yourself through that.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: GeorgeCostanza on October 11, 2019, 04:20:12 PM
Shane named his company April after his daughter.

It’s even funnier because Shane actually named his daughter Luna after Lunarlon.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Switch FS K-Swiss Grind on October 11, 2019, 09:18:36 PM
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It’s even funnier because Shane actually named his daughter Luna after Lunarlon.
Her full name is actually Luna Janoski O'Neill
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: SodaJerk on October 12, 2019, 12:28:12 AM
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It’s even funnier because Shane actually named his daughter Luna after Lunarlon.
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Her full name is actually Luna Janoski O'Neill
They just call her Hi Tape at home.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: GeorgeCostanza on October 12, 2019, 12:44:55 AM
That Fred Santosuosso’s name is actually Philly
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Lowcalcium on October 12, 2019, 06:54:28 AM
Mark Suciu pretends to read
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: poor alice on October 12, 2019, 07:10:53 AM
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Watched it last night and I thought it was pretty good. Brought me back to growing up watching new blood. Person above who said it was bland is just grumpy.
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how is a video that is primary consisted with single tricks down stairs and rails, anything but bland? like what do personally get out of seeing a fs feeble or a fs board down a 11 stair for the 9th time in this video?
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It's a Zero video you moron. I know you love FA and other trendy shit but you know exactly what you're getting with a Zero video. There will always be a place for that type of skating. Just because it isn't your thing doesn't make it bland.
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i don't even really like fa that much tbh.

and nah, this shit sucks. bland as shit. take down that james brock man poster, son.
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hahahaha I can picture him ripping his brockman poster off the walls in tears and a rage
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I wish I had a Brockman poster, dude's the shit. He just disappears into the shadows and once the deadline for a video approaches, he pulls a part outta his ass. His part looked like it was filmed in a month or 2. Same fits throughout. Lannie said he waited till crunch time and filmed his cold war part in 3-4 months. I don't have posters on my walls but if I did it would be of Brockman shooting heroin into his dick at the pyramid at SPOT.


That.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: AssFlea on October 12, 2019, 09:06:02 AM
Mark Suciu pretends to read

the first time I saw Rodney he was pretending to read. I think he was having a panic attack.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Freight Train on October 14, 2019, 07:43:25 AM
Diego Najera is my long-lost cousin
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: HugeBodBoyle on October 14, 2019, 11:47:29 AM
Doug "Pineapple" Saladino has in fact never had any pineapple.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Christmas Complete on October 14, 2019, 01:22:45 PM
Doug "Pineapple" Saladino has in fact never had any pineapple.

You take that back right now
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 14, 2019, 01:27:39 PM
Skatestoppers is a scam to fund skateboarding

Skate stoppers were invented/created and copyrighted by a former skateboarder. I read that on here, pretty sure it's true?
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: DanCorteseFromMTVSports on October 14, 2019, 06:24:21 PM
Tracer was an industry mole sent to the boards to bring them down from the inside.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: euro tm on October 14, 2019, 10:46:10 PM
jamie thomas fucked steve cabs wife. not sure if that's been brought up here but if any oside pals wanna chime in let's get this going.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Cinco on October 15, 2019, 02:30:47 AM
I think I remember someone saying something like "Ellington didn't actually get fucked up that night" and then it turned out to be true.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on October 15, 2019, 08:46:13 AM
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Skate stoppers were invented/created and copyrighted by a former skateboarder. I read that on here, pretty sure it's true?
Ocean Howell?
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: SodaJerk on October 15, 2019, 09:19:57 AM
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Skate stoppers were invented/created and copyrighted by a former skateboarder. I read that on here, pretty sure it's true?
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Ocean Howell?

Kevin Harris
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: doyle on October 15, 2019, 10:25:07 AM
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Skate stoppers were invented/created and copyrighted by a former skateboarder. I read that on here, pretty sure it's true?
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Ocean Howell?

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Kevin Harris

I don't think it's true, this thread (https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=57186.0) has some info and links to an article about the actual creator.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: SodaJerk on October 15, 2019, 11:20:18 AM
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Skate stoppers were invented/created and copyrighted by a former skateboarder. I read that on here, pretty sure it's true?
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Ocean Howell?

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I don't think it's true, this thread (https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=57186.0) has some info and links to an article about the actual creator.
Yes but that was the rumour for years
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Post by: SodaJerk on October 15, 2019, 11:30:56 AM
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Skate stoppers were invented/created and copyrighted by a former skateboarder. I read that on here, pretty sure it's true?
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Ocean Howell?

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Kevin Harris
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I don't think it's true, this thread (https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=57186.0) has some info and links to an article about the actual creator.
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Yes but that was the rumour for years
Edit: that article is hilarious and even contains Slap’isms
 "Your product is easily cut of (sic) with a simple hack saw. You may think that you now need to make something newer and better, but it will never matter."
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: JamesFardy on October 15, 2019, 06:50:48 PM
jamie thomas fucked steve cabs wife. not sure if that's been brought up here but if any oside pals wanna chime in let's get this going.

went full cab? but no I haven't heard that one, I DID however hear about some video he sent some tattoo chick of him peeing while on the damn it all tour.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on October 15, 2019, 07:49:18 PM
I think I remember someone saying something like "Ellington didn't actually get fucked up that night" and then it turned out to be true.

This conjures up the disturbing possibility that Ali Boulala really spent some hard days at the office.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: euro tm on October 15, 2019, 10:17:15 PM
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jamie thomas fucked steve cabs wife. not sure if that's been brought up here but if any oside pals wanna chime in let's get this going.
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went full cab? but no I haven't heard that one, I DID however hear about some video he sent some tattoo chick of him peeing while on the damn it all tour.

a few of my friends went to the “preview” and said it was worth the money to hear a bunch of people talking about that. looks like chiefs goin of the deep end
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Pete on October 16, 2019, 09:59:31 AM
jamie thomas piss tape damn that crazy

free max b
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: arrbee on October 16, 2019, 10:01:11 AM
jamie thomas piss tape damn that crazy

free max b

Jaime skating to R. Kelly in Damn it All?
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Post by: bookread on October 16, 2019, 10:33:42 AM
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jamie thomas piss tape damn that crazy

free max b
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Jaime skating to R. Kelly in Damn it All?

nah, chuck berry
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: arrbee on October 16, 2019, 10:37:52 AM
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jamie thomas piss tape damn that crazy

free max b
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Jaime skating to R. Kelly in Damn it All?
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nah, chuck berry

Good call, I was hoping for Ignition Remix X Jaime but that works too
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Sativa Lung on October 16, 2019, 10:41:02 AM
Baker 4 coming out in August
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: arrbee on October 16, 2019, 10:43:07 AM
Baker 4 coming out in August...2020

Gotta read the fine print
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: HugeBodBoyle on October 16, 2019, 10:59:03 AM
Permission to drip?
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Spankthemonkey on October 16, 2019, 11:03:06 AM
Janoski nine club
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Spankthemonkey on October 16, 2019, 11:07:11 AM
Brett prais nine club
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: arrbee on October 16, 2019, 11:09:15 AM
Janoski nine club

Just Crob trying to get Stefan to say how much he's made for 3 hours between asking about switch flips
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: euro tm on October 16, 2019, 11:11:35 AM
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Janoski nine club
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Just Crob trying to get Stefan to say how much he's made for 3 hours between asking about switch flips

spot on
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Soft Boiled on October 16, 2019, 11:16:18 AM
jamie thomas fucked steve cabs wife. not sure if that's been brought up here but if any oside pals wanna chime in let's get this going.
Considering they’re both devout followers of the Lord, that wouldn’t be very Christian of them to be caught up in adultery.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Cool Ceith on October 16, 2019, 11:35:17 AM
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jamie thomas fucked steve cabs wife. not sure if that's been brought up here but if any oside pals wanna chime in let's get this going.
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Considering they’re both devout followers of the Lord, that wouldn’t be very Christian of them to be caught up in adultery.
And that Wendler dude was just a money-changer that Chief was kicking out of the temple (https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=106023.0). Something tells me his isn't above coveting his neighbor's wife.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: SHIREFLIP on October 16, 2019, 12:34:40 PM
Permission to drip?

Permission denied.

Pump that prostate, soldier.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: arrbee on October 16, 2019, 12:36:34 PM
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jamie thomas fucked steve cabs wife. not sure if that's been brought up here but if any oside pals wanna chime in let's get this going.
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Considering they’re both devout followers of the Lord, that wouldn’t be very Christian of them to be caught up in adultery.

Din't Cab mention going through a divorce on the 9 club?
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Bitter on October 16, 2019, 01:34:55 PM
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jamie thomas fucked steve cabs wife. not sure if that's been brought up here but if any oside pals wanna chime in let's get this going.
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Considering they’re both devout followers of the Lord, that wouldn’t be very Christian of them to be caught up in adultery.
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Din't Cab mention going through a divorce on the 9 club?

Catholic Cab has gotten divorced twice.
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Post by: DanTheDoucher on October 16, 2019, 01:35:40 PM
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jamie thomas fucked steve cabs wife. not sure if that's been brought up here but if any oside pals wanna chime in let's get this going.
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Considering they’re both devout followers of the Lord, that wouldn’t be very Christian of them to be caught up in adultery.
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Din't Cab mention going through a divorce on the 9 club?
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Catholic Cab has gotten divorced twice.

He also skates, so he clearly worships Satan.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: euro tm on October 16, 2019, 07:08:16 PM
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Considering they’re both devout followers of the Lord, that wouldn’t be very Christian of them to be caught up in adultery.

every christian gets caught up in adultery at one point
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: doublesteveburger on October 16, 2019, 07:20:01 PM
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Considering they’re both devout followers of the Lord, that wouldn’t be very Christian of them to be caught up in adultery.
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every christian gets caught up in adultery at one point


Yup, my friend Chris fucked my ex girlfriend. I don’t know that for a fact but they’re both pot head hippies and love charging their stupid crystals. I’m not stupid.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: cheetahsheets on October 16, 2019, 07:22:14 PM
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Skate stoppers were invented/created and copyrighted by a former skateboarder. I read that on here, pretty sure it's true?
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Ocean Howell?

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Kevin Harris

The concept of Kevin Harris making skate stoppers is fucking hilarious because it’s like this conspiracy he did it to keep people off the streets and practicing freestyle instead.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: snowman600 on October 16, 2019, 07:40:54 PM
-it takes 1 liter of sperm to make a set of formula fours
-reda's fucking nora
-mumford married welsh for a green card
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: shannamal on October 16, 2019, 08:15:56 PM
-it takes 1 liter of sperm to make a set of formula fours
-reda's fucking nora
-mumford married welsh for a green card

i do not like this one.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: barneytarney on October 16, 2019, 09:47:47 PM
http://thebutteryass.blogspot.com/
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Jud Nestorkins on October 16, 2019, 11:23:26 PM
That Malto got his dick sucked on a tour bus and said something like, "Yeah eat it girl."
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Post by: The Drew on October 16, 2019, 11:38:30 PM
That Malto got his dick sucked on a tour bus and said something like, "Yeah eat it girl."
pretty sure it was "Get hungry on it girl"
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Chris Hansen is back on October 16, 2019, 11:56:29 PM
That's been confirmed.
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Post by: Jud Nestorkins on October 17, 2019, 12:02:20 AM
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That Malto got his dick sucked on a tour bus and said something like, "Yeah eat it girl."
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pretty sure it was "Get hungry on it girl"
THAT'S IT!
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: poor alice on October 17, 2019, 01:21:56 AM
That's been confirmed.

Has this been confirmed? I thought I read a PAL mentioning that a girl he knew did confirm but I could be imagining things.
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Post by: Christmas Complete on October 17, 2019, 09:43:02 AM
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That's been confirmed.
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Has this been confirmed? I thought I read a PAL mentioning that a girl he knew did confirm but I could be imagining things.

I mean, if that's not confirmation I don't know what else you want.
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Post by: SodaJerk on October 17, 2019, 10:33:01 AM
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That's been confirmed.
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Has this been confirmed? I thought I read a PAL mentioning that a girl he knew did confirm but I could be imagining things.
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I mean, if that's not confirmation I don't know what else you want.
Ask Watson
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I've never cared about Malto's skating. Doesn't interest me at all. For me he would have just became one of "those guys" that are really good but I could care less about. But when Fourstar did their North Of Everything Tour, a friend of mine's female friend hooked up with him and while she was going down on him, Malto reportedly told her "Yeah, get hungry on it girl."

For that I will always like and respect him although his skating still doesn't interest me in the least.
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Post by: Cool Ceith on October 17, 2019, 12:46:52 PM
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That's been confirmed.
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Has this been confirmed? I thought I read a PAL mentioning that a girl he knew did confirm but I could be imagining things.
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I mean, if that's not confirmation I don't know what else you want.
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I've never cared about Malto's skating. Doesn't interest me at all. For me he would have just became one of "those guys" that are really good but I could care less about. But when Fourstar did their North Of Everything Tour, a friend of mine's female friend hooked up with him and while she was going down on him, Malto reportedly told her "Yeah, get hungry on it girl."

For that I will always like and respect him although his skating still doesn't interest me in the least.
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I know that girl, too. I believe Malto said something along the lines of "Pour some KC masterpiece on it, girl, and slurp it up like a champ: like the Chiefs' 1969 season; speaking of '69…" Something like that.
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Post by: euro tm on October 17, 2019, 12:47:04 PM
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jamie thomas fucked steve cabs wife. not sure if that's been brought up here but if any oside pals wanna chime in let's get this going.
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Considering they’re both devout followers of the Lord, that wouldn’t be very Christian of them to be caught up in adultery.
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every christian gets caught up in adultery at one point
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Yup, my friend Chris fucked my ex girlfriend. I don’t know that for a fact but they’re both pot head hippies and love charging their stupid crystals. I’m not stupid.

pipe down steve you're doing fine now
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Twombles1 on October 17, 2019, 03:51:26 PM
Most slap members are incels and will be triggered by this
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Glurmpz on October 17, 2019, 04:03:15 PM
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Skate stoppers were invented/created and copyrighted by a former skateboarder. I read that on here, pretty sure it's true?
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Ocean Howell?

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This has been debunked multiple times. For some reason, Spencer Fujimoto said in an old interview that Kevin was involved - which is not true in any way. It was just a rumor born out of thin air. Seemingly meant as some sort of joke about freestylers being disgruntled that street skaters stole their moves and got all the shine. No one would believe Rodney was the culprit, so enter one of the only other freestylers anyone knew the name of and you got yourself a juicy rumor.

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Post by: Burt Ward on October 17, 2019, 04:07:34 PM
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pretty sure it was "Get hungry on it girl"
 

And to be fair, great thing to say.
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Post by: poor alice on October 17, 2019, 04:50:46 PM
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That's been confirmed.
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Has this been confirmed? I thought I read a PAL mentioning that a girl he knew did confirm but I could be imagining things.
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I mean, if that's not confirmation I don't know what else you want.
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I've never cared about Malto's skating. Doesn't interest me at all. For me he would have just became one of "those guys" that are really good but I could care less about. But when Fourstar did their North Of Everything Tour, a friend of mine's female friend hooked up with him and while she was going down on him, Malto reportedly told her "Yeah, get hungry on it girl."

For that I will always like and respect him although his skating still doesn't interest me in the least.
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That's all the proof I needed. Good lad Malto, you clean cut Christian looking fuck.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Lou Strux on November 07, 2019, 12:01:15 AM
David Gonzalez is Stephen King!

Mind —> blown.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: TurdyBird on November 07, 2019, 12:47:47 AM
Chris Roberts passed on Rick_Kane's wife. Thats the best one. <3 ya Rick
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Lowcalcium on November 07, 2019, 06:46:42 AM
Kenny Anderson is still nose manualing to this day
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Post by: donkey on November 07, 2019, 08:02:13 AM
http://thebutteryass.blogspot.com/
what the fuck is this hahaha
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: cuckflip on November 07, 2019, 08:32:01 AM
3rd and Army was built to keep skaters away from pier 7
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: DanTheDoucher on November 07, 2019, 08:33:53 AM
Chris Roberts passed on Rick_Kane's wife. Thats the best one. <3 ya Rick

She probably talked shit on his switch flip manual.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: pdknox on November 07, 2019, 08:33:58 AM
Nike funneling cash into 917,numbers,3d,whatever else to destroy the crailcamp.

mikey c, i know youre reading this right now, the game is chess not checkers.  also, use real contracts next time and not word-of-mouth agreements.  run your business like an adult and not like someone who used to smoke crack in the early 90s
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Post by: fakie nollie on November 07, 2019, 09:11:54 AM
Chris Roberts passed on Rick_Kane's wife. Thats the best one. <3 ya Rick

I'm much more at peace with the idea he's celibate than imagining that skeleton attempting to be romantic
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Post by: DanTheDoucher on November 07, 2019, 09:13:03 AM
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I'm much more at peace with the idea he's celibate than imagining that skeleton attempting to be romantic

When the girl walks in his place he says, "I have a special, special..........SPECIAL guest tonight!"

Then she screams and calls the police.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Dwyck on November 07, 2019, 11:14:37 AM
Nike funneling cash into 917,numbers,3d,whatever else to destroy the crailcamp.

If you mean "paying AO, Koston and such enough to spend 9-5 barely skating and comfortably managing their companies, even past the point of viability (remember when 917 and Bianca nearly went out of business in like 2015? (https://soundcloud.com/thebuntlive/the-bunt-ep-7-ft-jed-anderson-quit-fucking-with-lizard-man-shake-junt-for-life))*, while simultaneously picking up Lakai riders who then leave Girl/Chocolate (ex: Karsten, (http://www.jenkemmag.com/home/2016/05/17/mike-carroll-on-the-future-of-crailtap/) durao)," then that's more than a rumor. It's just facts.


*12:53 onward
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Post by: TheDraught on November 07, 2019, 11:47:21 AM
I started a fake rumor in 2014 that Joslin did a noseblunt down the Rowley hubba ('from a reliable source') and now Clive Dixon did it.

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Noseblunt, front blunt or even kf back tail.
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i literally don't believe he did any of those tricks lol. i know skating is at an unbelievable level, but progression of tricks at a spot is rarely fucked up like that. pretty sure the latest tricks on that are like a kickflip noseslide and a crook. if he could do any of those three tricks he could do a simpler nbd that would still blow minds. i don't doubt he could get something on it though. i could see a back tail without a kickflip, as fucked as that still is.
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Post by: Jagr on November 07, 2019, 12:55:05 PM
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what the fuck is this hahaha

is it safe to open this link in the public library?
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Post by: johnes on November 07, 2019, 01:01:12 PM
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is it safe to open this link in the public library?
Yes it’s pretty safe for library.
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Post by: versacekid420 on November 07, 2019, 09:31:21 PM
God that Malto rumor is fucking hilarious
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what the fuck is this hahaha
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is it safe to open this link in the public library?
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Yes it’s pretty safe for library.

lmao, very safe
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Post by: Shifty Flip on November 09, 2019, 08:40:16 PM
That LPQ is Gip. 
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Post by: Esmith5488 on November 10, 2019, 07:50:34 AM
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That Malto got his dick sucked on a tour bus and said something like, "Yeah eat it girl."
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pretty sure it was "Get hungry on it girl"
Maltos stock just went up in my book.
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Post by: os89 on November 10, 2019, 08:06:29 AM
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Maltos stock just went up in my book.

(https://www.adweek.com/wp-content/uploads/files/2017_Jan/mountain-dew-new-hed-2017.png)
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Post by: Christmas Complete on November 10, 2019, 01:35:00 PM
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Maltos stock just went up in my book.
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(https://www.adweek.com/wp-content/uploads/files/2017_Jan/mountain-dew-new-hed-2017.png)

"Get thirsty on it, boy"
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Post by: thebacker on November 11, 2019, 05:19:19 AM
Your dad fucked your mom
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Post by: Bristol_Palin on November 11, 2019, 06:22:44 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/MxJ3HC6l.jpg)
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Post by: kid casserole on November 11, 2019, 09:26:54 AM
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what the fuck is this hahaha
Please piss on my ass lololol
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Post by: Jared on November 11, 2019, 02:00:55 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/MxJ3HC6l.jpg)

(https://i.imgur.com/jldvW0e_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)
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Post by: MarmaladeCoyote on November 11, 2019, 02:57:38 PM
God that Malto rumor is fucking hilarious
I've never been more proud to be a skater from KC. 
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Post by: silvertone_spacemachine on November 11, 2019, 07:03:07 PM
Nora hates with Lizzie confirmed

I tried going to the source on IG but my comment got deleted
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Post by: slicktricks on November 11, 2019, 07:18:28 PM
(https://i.imgflip.com/3afp0b.jpg)
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Post by: Burt Ward on November 11, 2019, 07:31:30 PM
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(https://i.imgur.com/jldvW0e_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)

I hope to one day meet Brophy and ask him what BLUNTYBOKS means besides a word that just made me piss myself laughing at work.
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Post by: SquintinTarantino on November 12, 2019, 06:02:45 AM
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It's toss up: Rod Stewart had to get a liter of sperm pumped from his stomach; or that Richard Gere had a gerbil stuck in his ass.
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+1. I like your style mate.

Marylin Manson getting his ribs removed so he could suck his own schlong.
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I remember that one from the 90s. We all believed it. Why not?
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(https://img.ifunny.co/images/abab447c86e21b75ae498349ad66ed2885c718a8be11f4ccac56f4f5a29b4b3b_1.jpg)

Marylin Manson is also Paul from the Wonder Years
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Post by: ClownOfTheDay on November 12, 2019, 06:04:36 AM
Lizard King stole the name from Jim Morrison
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Post by: snowman600 on November 13, 2019, 03:32:27 PM
the Salad grind was named after Doug "Pineapple" Saladino
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Lowcalcium on June 22, 2020, 08:00:48 AM
Heard this on the low low...the real reason Kelly Hart moved out of Rogers house is because they broke up...and Kelly still wouldn't do his dishes
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Post by: Dead Baby Lynx on June 22, 2020, 08:07:14 AM
That LPQ is Gip.
Haven’t we all been somebody else here before?
(https://thumbs.gfycat.com/BlueFarawayBlackfly-size_restricted.gif)
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Utopos on June 22, 2020, 08:09:36 AM
Did the rumor that Dill was not going to have any ollies in his Mind Field part start on here?
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Post by: ramplocal on June 22, 2020, 08:45:08 AM
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That's been confirmed.
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Has this been confirmed? I thought I read a PAL mentioning that a girl he knew did confirm but I could be imagining things.
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I mean, if that's not confirmation I don't know what else you want.
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Ask Watson
Edit: found it
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I've never cared about Malto's skating. Doesn't interest me at all. For me he would have just became one of "those guys" that are really good but I could care less about. But when Fourstar did their North Of Everything Tour, a friend of mine's female friend hooked up with him and while she was going down on him, Malto reportedly told her "Yeah, get hungry on it girl."

For that I will always like and respect him although his skating still doesn't interest me in the least.
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Absolutely amazing, thank you for digging this up!
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: imposter on June 22, 2020, 09:08:32 AM
Mike Carroll being a cuck
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Post by: whorific on June 22, 2020, 09:25:38 AM
that there are more that 0.00001 % nazis in skateboarding or anywhere else for that matter , that nazi's are even a problem in general , constantly perpetuated and virtue signaled here ad nauseam
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Post by: johnes on June 22, 2020, 09:26:50 AM
Ryan Townley dating his sister
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Post by: DA BIG BODY BENZ on June 22, 2020, 10:13:54 AM
Didnt somebody once say that Greco buttfucked klein in a van?
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Post by: Zephyr-Cum on June 22, 2020, 04:54:20 PM
Mark rugowski escaped jail  8====)
Covid-19.

It gives you wings.
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Post by: GAY on June 22, 2020, 06:54:44 PM
Didnt somebody once say that Greco buttfucked klein in a van?

Literally everyone says that.
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Post by: Zephyr-Cum on June 22, 2020, 07:44:11 PM
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Didnt somebody once say that Greco buttfucked klein in a van?
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Literally everyone says that.
Including Mr. Greco and Mr Klein? Or is it just to be assumed when they hang out together at the Berrics?
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Post by: RoaryMcTwang on June 22, 2020, 10:51:11 PM
Didnt somebody once say that Greco buttfucked klein in a van?

Yes. He was dressed up as a Japanese schoolgirl.
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Post by: slicktricks on October 01, 2021, 10:43:25 PM
Gino is Morpheus, Anthony is Neo, Bobby is
The Oracle, Dylan is Trinity.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Ayanami on October 01, 2021, 10:49:07 PM
Just wanted to post on here that I miss GAY. Seeing his post up there made me almost as sad as when the Gipper left here.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Mean salto on October 01, 2021, 11:47:11 PM
jamie thomas fucked steve cabs wife. not sure if that's been brought up here but if any oside pals wanna chime in let's get this going.

Used to hear this rumour (not on slap) but with Tommy gurerros wife not cab. Tommy then got Jamie kicked off of real, spitfire and Indy and got him banned from thrasher for a while.
Chief then moved from SF to SD and started shooting with Transworld and had a board with a sperm graphic as a diss back to Tommy.
Probably all bullshit but there's a lot of details.
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Post by: SubCurban Commando on October 02, 2021, 03:11:14 AM
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jamie thomas fucked steve cabs wife. not sure if that's been brought up here but if any oside pals wanna chime in let's get this going.
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Used to hear this rumour (not on slap) but with Tommy gurerros wife not cab. Tommy then got Jamie kicked off of real, spitfire and Indy and got him banned from thrasher for a while.
Chief then moved from SF to SD and started shooting with Transworld and had a board with a sperm graphic as a diss back to Tommy.
Probably all bullshit but there's a lot of details.

Heard it was the Indy TM's wife but I know nothing.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: 4LOM on October 02, 2021, 03:42:29 AM
Did the rumor that Dill was not going to have any ollies in his Mind Field part start on here?

Whenever I see a gnarly no ollie trick I think about this.
It’d be like seeing a part from an alternate universe
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Post by: versacekid420 on October 02, 2021, 11:23:34 AM
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jamie thomas fucked steve cabs wife. not sure if that's been brought up here but if any oside pals wanna chime in let's get this going.
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Used to hear this rumour (not on slap) but with Tommy gurerros wife not cab. Tommy then got Jamie kicked off of real, spitfire and Indy and got him banned from thrasher for a while.
Chief then moved from SF to SD and started shooting with Transworld and had a board with a sperm graphic as a diss back to Tommy.
Probably all bullshit but there's a lot of details.
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Heard it was the Indy TM's wife but I know nothing.
i heard it was the oj TMs friends cousins wife
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Post by: Blueabyssofthisss on October 02, 2021, 11:26:09 AM
T Funk late shuved el toro
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Idk on October 02, 2021, 12:16:34 PM
I read on here that Sole Tech was gonna get rid of its lowest performing brand at the time which was Altamont but when Reynolds caught wind he threatened to leave Emerica so they cut Es instead.
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Post by: american.worm on October 02, 2021, 12:52:04 PM
I read on here that Sole Tech was gonna get rid of its lowest performing brand at the time which was Altamont but when Reynolds caught wind he threatened to leave Emerica so they cut Es instead.

imagine getting canned by pants with spandex in them
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: GershonSweaty on October 02, 2021, 03:35:52 PM
That Blondey getting hit by the taxi was all set up and planned. I posted this and was immediately backed up which was hilarious when I knew it was a lie.
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Post by: pro club blanks on October 02, 2021, 05:13:29 PM
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pretty sure it was "Get hungry on it girl"
Thats so bad ass
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Post by: georgethecat on October 02, 2021, 06:01:20 PM
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pretty sure it was "Get hungry on it girl"
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Thats so bad ass
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Your definition of "bad ass" differs from mine lol. I'm from a different time tho :D

I, for one, think men who look like a toddler wearing a wig saying weird shit during a sexual encounter on a tour bus is super bad ass.
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Post by: ndsr on October 02, 2021, 06:11:30 PM
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That Malto got his dick sucked on a tour bus and said something like, "Yeah eat it girl."
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pretty sure it was "Get hungry on it girl"
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Thats so bad ass
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Your definition of "bad ass" differs from mine lol. I'm from a different time tho :D
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I, for one, think men who look like a toddler wearing a wig saying weird shit during a sexual encounter on a tour bus is super bad ass.
Or tremendously funny, I land on the side of hilarious
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Post by: ndsr on October 02, 2021, 06:33:08 PM
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That Malto got his dick sucked on a tour bus and said something like, "Yeah eat it girl."
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pretty sure it was "Get hungry on it girl"
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Thats so bad ass
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Your definition of "bad ass" differs from mine lol. I'm from a different time tho :D
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I, for one, think men who look like a toddler wearing a wig saying weird shit during a sexual encounter on a tour bus is super bad ass.
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Or tremendously funny, I land on the side of hilarious
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Can't wait to hear what Furby said during his first anal encounter on the Baker has a Deathwish tour
Whatever he said it got him kicked of
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Post by: georgethecat on October 02, 2021, 06:47:02 PM
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That Malto got his dick sucked on a tour bus and said something like, "Yeah eat it girl."
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pretty sure it was "Get hungry on it girl"
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Thats so bad ass
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Your definition of "bad ass" differs from mine lol. I'm from a different time tho :D
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I, for one, think men who look like a toddler wearing a wig saying weird shit during a sexual encounter on a tour bus is super bad ass.
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Or tremendously funny, I land on the side of hilarious
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Can't wait to hear what Furby said during his first anal encounter on the Baker has a Deathwish tour
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Whatever he said it got him kicked of

Same with Brayden, Lenoce, Moose, Heyl. They're close, but just not oddly baby-faced enough.
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Post by: Paul Cicero on October 02, 2021, 06:55:40 PM
I read on here that Sole Tech was gonna get rid of its lowest performing brand at the time which was Altamont but when Reynolds caught wind he threatened to leave Emerica so they cut Es instead.

Altamont was so epic.

I remember reading on here that Reynolds was bound for adidas - and him pushing the opposite way to everyone else in that emerica intro was his way of saying he’s out.

Also, Greg Lutzka was going to be on Element (kinda in a legends way like Apples) but the poster “FuckGinoandPops” leaked this info and it never came to be.
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Post by: doublesteveburger on October 02, 2021, 08:35:48 PM
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That Malto got his dick sucked on a tour bus and said something like, "Yeah eat it girl."
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pretty sure it was "Get hungry on it girl"
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Thats so bad ass
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Your definition of "bad ass" differs from mine lol. I'm from a different time tho :D
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I, for one, think men who look like a toddler wearing a wig saying weird shit during a sexual encounter on a tour bus is super bad ass.
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Or tremendously funny, I land on the side of hilarious
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Can't wait to hear what Furby said during his first anal encounter on the Baker has a Deathwish tour

“YEZZURRRR”
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Post by: Listentothis on October 02, 2021, 09:39:38 PM
Yo! The one about Peter Smolik pulling up in a busted civic... Shit was classic.
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Post by: Listentothis on October 02, 2021, 09:40:40 PM
The one about Sinner free basing with Kid Rock...
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Post by: drcroc on October 02, 2021, 09:48:14 PM
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Chris Roberts passed on Rick_Kane's wife. Thats the best one. <3 ya Rick
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I'm much more at peace with the idea he's celibate than imagining that skeleton attempting to be romantic
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When the girl walks in his place he says, "I have a special, special..........SPECIAL guest tonight!"

Then she screams and calls the police.

This made me lol
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Post by: pro club blanks on October 02, 2021, 10:30:06 PM
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Thats so bad ass
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Your definition of "bad ass" differs from mine lol. I'm from a different time tho :D
It takes some big ol juevos and a complete disregard of social sexual norms to make a comment that offputting and inappropriately cocky mid hummer

If thats not bad ass good sir idk what is
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Post by: matty_c on October 02, 2021, 10:33:11 PM
The berra hamster one

Edit

Nah I made that shit up don’t come at me Scientologyts
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Post by: ndsr on October 02, 2021, 11:46:13 PM
The one about Sinner free basing with Kid Rock...
Dueling bandanas!
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Post by: FatGuy92 on October 03, 2021, 01:17:53 AM
Can't remember if it was from here but I heard Dill wanted to diddle Jeffwonsong awhile back. Definitely the most random rumor I've heard
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Post by: AsianVegan on October 04, 2021, 12:21:28 AM
Anyone remember the rumour about Jereme Roger's that started on here about him needing to use Magnum condoms?
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Post by: Billy Bitchcakes on October 04, 2021, 03:19:22 AM
Often they still rip
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Post by: somefucker on October 04, 2021, 04:41:05 AM
T-Funk acts exactly how he looks (like a man-child) and threw enough tantrums to get the boot from DC.

Antwuan Dixon is undercover for the feds.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: veritas on October 04, 2021, 05:00:51 AM
any and every Slap Mad-Libs "rumor" / established fact that follows the format of "(person) is a (adjective) and (main sponsor) loves him"
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Post by: pro club blanks on October 04, 2021, 08:11:04 AM
any and every Slap Mad-Libs "rumor" / established fact that follows the format of "(person) is a (adjective) and (main sponsor) loves him"
Sean Malto is a sexual deviant who enjoys brainstorming doritos catch phrases during sex acts and Mountain Dew loves him for it!
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Post by: Prostate Exam on October 04, 2021, 08:14:35 AM
What's up with the Hewit glass-table / saranwrap story?
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Post by: Cheshire Cat on October 04, 2021, 10:00:44 AM
What's up with the Hewit glass-table / saranwrap story?

Iiiiiiirrrrrcccccc, it was mentioned in the same interview he talked about spending x% of his Nike cheque on weed- presumably still illegal at the time / place - and him being dropped shortly after led to both of these points being used as why he was of.
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Post by: vhsfisheye on October 04, 2021, 11:16:48 AM
(https://i.ibb.co/7gy2M3w/35-C20808-2740-4-CBD-9-F36-927666-FE3-F88.jpg) (https://ibb.co/7gy2M3w)

I was unaware of this rumour but it takes the cake for my personal fav.
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Post by: h00man on October 04, 2021, 12:28:58 PM
(https://i.ibb.co/7gy2M3w/35-C20808-2740-4-CBD-9-F36-927666-FE3-F88.jpg) (https://ibb.co/7gy2M3w)

I was unaware of this rumour but it takes the cake for my personal fav.

I think its been confirmed by SLAP that this is indeed a 100% true story...or we like it to be.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Francis Xavier on October 04, 2021, 12:33:31 PM
Malto on dirty talk
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Post by: ok boomer on October 04, 2021, 12:35:12 PM
I concur that I don't care about his skating but that quote made me like:

(https://i.ibb.co/CsL0kL8/rr.gif) (https://ibb.co/Z19Tn9X)

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Post by: Eric Dolphy on October 04, 2021, 12:41:10 PM
Sean Malto is a vorarephiiac and slap loves him
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Post by: pizzafliptofakie on October 04, 2021, 12:44:32 PM
I'm still tickled how many people were fully convinced that Nike was crumbling and even set a doomsday style date because a couple people here said so.
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Post by: ok boomer on October 04, 2021, 01:01:41 PM
I only believe when its from a euro tm
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Post by: RichardBarkley on October 04, 2021, 01:41:21 PM
I'm still tickled how many people were fully convinced that Nike was crumbling and even set a doomsday style date because a couple people here said so.

It is crumbling

Are you that out of touch with reality...

Or just skateboarding?
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Post by: doublesteveburger on October 04, 2021, 02:04:40 PM
boomer who is that in your sig let’s talk about it
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Post by: RichardBarkley on October 04, 2021, 02:05:22 PM
boomer who is that in your sig let’s talk about it

She's unreal

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Post by: Uh Oh on October 04, 2021, 02:07:41 PM
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She's unreal

Milana Vayntrub
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Post by: Lowcalcium on October 04, 2021, 05:25:53 PM
Animal Chin was finally found upstate in the pen.

He was charged with:

Indecent exposure
Child Pornography
Aiding and Abetting Multiple Burglaries with Minors
Possession of Narcotics with Distribution
Child Endangerment
Multiple Counts of Battery against Minors
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Post by: pistachio on October 04, 2021, 06:31:47 PM
Billie did actually wear a beanie to his wedding tho&#129300;

No idea where the Carroll/ cuck rumour  started but now I can’t ever look at him in the same light.

The best SLAP rumors are the ones that just seem way to random to be true but ended being spot on. SLAP on Nostradamus?

I believe that #cuckoldingcarroll was a hashtag being thrown around at the time of Mike’s wedding. If you search it on Insta like a man, the likes of Jeron Wilson, Sam Smyth, Sean Malto, and others have used it. I’m assuming that this is false and is just an inside joke no different than any other clever hashtag that arises around the time of a wedding.

Speaking of weddings, I’d love to see Billy Marks wearing a beanie at his own wedding if anyone can find that photo.
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Post by: Uh Oh on October 04, 2021, 06:52:08 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-o1kJPRaT--M/Tjn7QO8dNOI/AAAAAAAAAPg/ncmIatOfMhE/s1600/IMG_7243.jpg)

Wedding Bills
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Post by: mushroom slice on October 04, 2021, 07:32:39 PM
Animal Chin was finally found upstate in the pen.

He was charged with:

Indecent exposure
Child Pornography
Aiding and Abetting Multiple Burglaries with Minors
Possession of Narcotics with Distribution
Child Endangerment
Multiple Counts of Battery against Minors
This isn’t true at all and a pretty shitty rumor to start about someone. Dude lives in SF and works or volunteers at the SPCA helping orphan puppies and kittens find homes. 
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Post by: manysnakes on October 04, 2021, 07:58:38 PM
I'm still tickled how many people were fully convinced that Nike was crumbling and even set a doomsday style date because a couple people here said so.

Yeah, this is my favorite rumor. The $11,000,000,000/y global behemoth had finished with skating after they dropped Max Palmer
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Post by: Dwyck on October 04, 2021, 09:31:19 PM
actually that was my mistake I restated that they dropped him or whatever several times but someone told me he was never on the team page
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Post by: cucktard on October 04, 2021, 09:36:10 PM
Animal Chin was finally found upstate in the pen.

He was charged with:

Indecent exposure
Child Pornography
Aiding and Abetting Multiple Burglaries with Minors
Possession of Narcotics with Distribution
Child Endangerment
Multiple Counts of Battery against Minors

That’s Nancy Chin, the realtor
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Paul Cicero on October 04, 2021, 09:56:42 PM
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-o1kJPRaT--M/Tjn7QO8dNOI/AAAAAAAAAPg/ncmIatOfMhE/s1600/IMG_7243.jpg)

Wedding Bills

Haha holy shit he really did that
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Sifter on October 05, 2021, 01:33:50 AM
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boomer who is that in your sig let’s talk about it
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She's unreal
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Milana Vayntrub
thank you
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: JimGeko on October 05, 2021, 03:17:42 AM
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Animal Chin was finally found upstate in the pen.

He was charged with:

Indecent exposure
Child Pornography
Aiding and Abetting Multiple Burglaries with Minors
Possession of Narcotics with Distribution
Child Endangerment
Multiple Counts of Battery against Minors
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That’s Nancy Chin, the realtor

Buck Chin is the realtor. Nancy chin is the manicurist.

it's my job and iiiiii luuurv it
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: PatrickSkateman on October 05, 2021, 06:07:42 AM
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boomer who is that in your sig let’s talk about it
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She's unreal
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Milana Vayntrub
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thank you

The AT&T Girl
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: cucktard on October 05, 2021, 06:44:55 AM
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Animal Chin was finally found upstate in the pen.

He was charged with:

Indecent exposure
Child Pornography
Aiding and Abetting Multiple Burglaries with Minors
Possession of Narcotics with Distribution
Child Endangerment
Multiple Counts of Battery against Minors
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That’s Nancy Chin, the realtor
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Buck Chin is the realtor. Nancy chin is the manicurist.

it's my job and iiiiii luuurv it
Gnar’d
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: I_Respect_Wood on October 05, 2021, 12:54:49 PM
Fav so far is Evan Smith passing.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: somefucker on October 06, 2021, 08:17:25 AM
Fav so far is Evan Smith passing.

It's not a rumor.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: lampshade on October 06, 2021, 09:37:15 AM
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I was unaware of this rumour but it takes the cake for my personal fav.
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I think its been confirmed by SLAP that this is indeed a 100% true story...or we like it to be.

It's a bucket list thing for me to pick up some random bar skank and use that phrase.  I guess I could use it with my wife, but it just wouldn't be the same.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: cilantro on October 06, 2021, 10:50:28 AM
 Dude that one rumor about tyson peterson drunk stumbling into a baby and crying when he got confronted lol
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Lowcalcium on October 06, 2021, 11:11:34 AM
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Haha holy shit he really did that

Oh my god, I always thought this was just a joke. Are they still married?

Why on Earth would she let him keep that stinky beanie on, I mean its her one damn day, her special magic day and Billie still wore that. He probably double flipped during the ceremony too.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: os89 on October 06, 2021, 11:19:11 AM
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Wedding Bills
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Haha holy shit he really did that
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Oh my god, I always thought this was just a joke. Are they still married?

Why on Earth would she let him keep that stinky beanie on, I mean its her one damn day, her special magic day and Billie still wore that. He probably double flipped during the ceremony too.

Think he got divorced sometime around the last king of the road he was on. At least from what I remember
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: elbarto on October 06, 2021, 11:41:22 AM
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Haha holy shit he really did that
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Oh my god, I always thought this was just a joke. Are they still married?

Why on Earth would she let him keep that stinky beanie on, I mean its her one damn day, her special magic day and Billie still wore that. He probably double flipped during the ceremony too.
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Think he got divorced sometime around the last king of the road he was on. At least from what I remember

Yup, and Sinclair was giving him so much shit about it lmao I felt bad but they were both really going in on eachother.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: rawbertson. on October 06, 2021, 11:41:39 AM
Full Gnar. Still not sure if its a rumor or not.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: GoatFuckinVirginKiller on October 09, 2021, 06:23:44 PM
That Aaron Kyro is actually Goatse.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: doublesteveburger on October 09, 2021, 09:21:01 PM
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Haha holy shit he really did that
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Oh my god, I always thought this was just a joke. Are they still married?

Why on Earth would she let him keep that stinky beanie on, I mean its her one damn day, her special magic day and Billie still wore that. He probably double flipped during the ceremony too.
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Think he got divorced sometime around the last king of the road he was on. At least from what I remember
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Yup, and Sinclair was giving him so much shit about it lmao I felt bad but they were both really going in on eachother.

did he sign divorce papers in a beanie too
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: CrumblingInfrastructure on October 10, 2021, 04:49:01 PM
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Haha holy shit he really did that
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Oh my god, I always thought this was just a joke. Are they still married?

Why on Earth would she let him keep that stinky beanie on, I mean its her one damn day, her special magic day and Billie still wore that. He probably double flipped during the ceremony too.
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Think he got divorced sometime around the last king of the road he was on. At least from what I remember
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Yup, and Sinclair was giving him so much shit about it lmao I felt bad but they were both really going in on eachother.
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did he sign divorce papers in a beanie too

I signed my divorce paperwork in some all black AVEs
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: chrisskates808 on October 10, 2021, 04:54:18 PM
Lost track
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: ndsr on October 10, 2021, 07:51:50 PM
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Haha holy shit he really did that
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Oh my god, I always thought this was just a joke. Are they still married?

Why on Earth would she let him keep that stinky beanie on, I mean its her one damn day, her special magic day and Billie still wore that. He probably double flipped during the ceremony too.
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Think he got divorced sometime around the last king of the road he was on. At least from what I remember
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Yup, and Sinclair was giving him so much shit about it lmao I felt bad but they were both really going in on eachother.
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did he sign divorce papers in a beanie too
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I signed my divorce paperwork in some all black AVEs
In a beanie?
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: Listentothis on October 10, 2021, 08:01:03 PM
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Wedding Bills
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Haha holy shit he really did that
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Oh my god, I always thought this was just a joke. Are they still married?

Why on Earth would she let him keep that stinky beanie on, I mean its her one damn day, her special magic day and Billie still wore that. He probably double flipped during the ceremony too.
[close]

Think he got divorced sometime around the last king of the road he was on. At least from what I remember
[close]

Yup, and Sinclair was giving him so much shit about it lmao I felt bad but they were both really going in on eachother.
[close]

did he sign divorce papers in a beanie too
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I signed my divorce paperwork in some all black AVEs
Rad
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: wildbillhiccup on October 10, 2021, 08:17:43 PM
Ryan Sheckler can hear you/knows when you’re talking shit on him and can instantly teleport to your house and kick your ass
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: John Kreese on October 11, 2021, 05:24:35 AM
Where Koston was going after Lakai was a hot one. Speculation was off the charts.
Title: Re: favorite slap rumor
Post by: DanCorteseFromMTVSports on October 11, 2021, 11:17:37 AM
Ryan Sheckler can hear you/knows when you’re talking shit on him and can instantly teleport to your house and kick your ass
Shecks claims he def has done this but in reality has not. But he'll def have footage of it in time for the next Plan B video.