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Title: FAVORITE dick
Post by: Saarinotsorry on January 18, 2020, 12:05:18 AM
Sure, not every pro can be a pg rated home friendly person like Tony Hawk. To me it was always the edgier dudes that got me hyped. The kind if pro that might focus your deck for asking too many questions or telling you to go fuck off because your in the way... my nomination goes to Greco. Saw him at a long beach spot where he threw what looked like a iced coffee at a couple younger skaters who approached him while he was attempting to film. It was hilarious.
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Post by: Hefe43 on January 18, 2020, 12:24:34 AM
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Post by: rejectpaul on January 18, 2020, 12:28:52 AM
Sure, not every pro can be a pg rated home friendly person like Tony Hawk. To me it was always the edgier dudes that got me hyped. The kind if pro that might focus your deck for asking too many questions or telling you to go fuck off because your in the way... my nomination goes to Greco. Saw him at a long beach spot where he threw what looked like a iced coffee at a couple younger skaters who approached him while he was attempting to film. It was hilarious.



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Post by: Saarinotsorry on January 18, 2020, 12:35:32 AM
I meant ify*
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Post by: rukes on January 18, 2020, 01:32:44 AM
What kind of an iced coffee was it?

If it was a Dare Double Espresso then he must have been real pissed, but if it was an ice break or a Barista Bros he was probably just throwing it away in disgust.
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Post by: BacksideWallride on January 18, 2020, 02:59:03 AM
I don't know if he's really a "dick", but maybe Puleo? He ruffles jimmies for sure
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Post by: doublesteveburger on January 18, 2020, 03:26:32 AM
everybody loves leo
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Post by: cosmicgypsies on January 18, 2020, 04:01:57 AM
johnny layton
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Post by: Escape Hell on January 18, 2020, 04:12:54 AM
Greco and Klein
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Post by: fang on January 18, 2020, 04:58:59 AM
Klein
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Post by: LordManHammer on January 18, 2020, 05:46:04 AM
I've been snubbed and cool guyed by a few people.   A friend of mine invited some of the baker deathwish guys to stay at his house.

My couch I was sleeping on was almost snagged by Figgy beforehand I laughed and was I was like nope that's my spot unless you want to cuddle?

Let"s just say it was awkward afterwards.....
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Post by: Diamonds and Wood on January 18, 2020, 05:50:13 AM
I've been snubbed and cool guyed by a few people.   A friend of mine invited some of the baker deathwish guys to stay at his house.

My couch I was sleeping on was almost snagged by Figgy beforehand I laughed and was I was like nope that's my spot unless you want to cuddle?

Let"s just say it was awkward afterwards.....
Well, did you cuddle or what? That fool looks like he stinks.
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Post by: my english is bad on January 18, 2020, 05:54:01 AM
Leo and Burman
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Post by: LordManHammer on January 18, 2020, 06:11:40 AM
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I've been snubbed and cool guyed by a few people.   A friend of mine invited some of the baker deathwish guys to stay at his house.

My couch I was sleeping on was almost snagged by Figgy beforehand I laughed and was I was like nope that's my spot unless you want to cuddle?

Let"s just say it was awkward afterwards.....
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Well, did you cuddle or what? That fool looks like he stinks.
Nope I was kinda hoping just to have something to laugh at but thankfully it was me creeping him out. So anytime I see him at a demo I make sure he see's me like I'm watching you buddy.
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Post by: Coastal Fever on January 18, 2020, 08:18:47 AM
Rizzo
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Post by: Far from relevant on January 18, 2020, 08:40:32 AM
Nyjah
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Post by: theSketchLord on January 18, 2020, 08:52:15 AM
Nyjah

There was a clip recently of Nyjah skating a bowl and at the end of the run he purposefully flicks his board up towards the dude filming, almost hitting him and he was visibly pissed off.
When it cuts back to Nyjah he has this super arsehole shit eating grin on his face, really reminded me of the bullies at my old school.

Also Dill throws his ciggie butts in the street so fuck that dude.
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Post by: Yesterdays-pop on January 18, 2020, 09:17:39 AM
Jaws spit on my grip once but he was just talking
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Post by: sharkin on January 18, 2020, 09:18:46 AM
Grosso
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Post by: MarmaladeCoyote on January 18, 2020, 09:23:06 AM
Tony T
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Post by: SHIREFLIP on January 18, 2020, 09:30:17 AM
J Lay got a nice dick.
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Post by: Watson on January 18, 2020, 09:31:57 AM
Heath
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Post by: CAPTAIN NOBODY on January 18, 2020, 09:53:15 AM
Dick’s Burger in Seattle for sure. Can’t beat those greasy fries
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Post by: LordManHammer on January 18, 2020, 10:03:43 AM
Here's my way of sussing out pussies in the skate scene, an eye contact firm handshake.... If you get a wet noodle halfassed handshake like a deadfish seriously look at them and deadeye them.....  >:( Usually you can assert dominance in eye contact and know they're a beta bitch.
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Post by: winecrab on January 18, 2020, 10:19:47 AM
My favorite is probably Leo. My least favorite was Danny Renaud back in the day. He was a real piece of shit.
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Post by: Shifty Flip on January 18, 2020, 11:05:49 AM
Rizzo

Isn't be back to Richie again?  It's confusing with so many new up and comers.  Just like the guy who keeps scheming his nick name white finally on almost.  I thought he was 2 different people for a few years. Just call yourself JD and be fine with it. It Dilo, DeeLow, Delorenzo, whatever, but just took with whatever I've you first put it a part that gets Fame at all. Changing your handle a little every part that comes out is just confusing.
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Post by: conqueso on January 18, 2020, 11:22:57 AM
Danny Renaud
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Post by: squintharder on January 18, 2020, 11:28:15 AM
What kind of an iced coffee was it?

If it was a Dare Double Espresso then he must have been real pissed, but if it was an ice break or a Barista Bros he was probably just throwing it away in disgust.


Fair question
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Post by: ziggy on January 18, 2020, 11:31:21 AM
Steve Rocco
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Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on January 18, 2020, 01:08:31 PM
Ryan Hickey cool guyed carbonite (I remember the story). Aiden Mackey. Gino admitted to being a dick way back. Maybe Smolik.
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Post by: GAY on January 18, 2020, 05:19:07 PM
This thread interests me and gives me hope for the children of tomorrow.
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Post by: Uncle Flea on January 18, 2020, 05:43:55 PM
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Nyjah
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There was a clip recently of Nyjah skating a bowl and at the end of the run he purposefully flicks his board up towards the dude filming, almost hitting him and he was visibly pissed off.
When it cuts back to Nyjah he has this super arsehole shit eating grin on his face, really reminded me of the bullies at my old school.

Also Dill throws his ciggie butts in the street so fuck that dude.

fuck that filters fucjing suck. He should get a fancy pocket ashtray for smoking in public. He can just rock extra fucking old spice or brute or cky or whatever
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Post by: Escape Hell on January 19, 2020, 03:04:47 AM
Mothafuckin brute 😂
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Post by: miff on January 19, 2020, 03:46:07 AM
Timmy O
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Post by: S. on January 19, 2020, 03:56:44 AM
I've heard from multiple people that Jerry Hsu tends to be a real dick. I am still a fan of the guy.

Nieratko has carefully cultivated his dickishness over decades is skateboarding. He's one of my favorites for shure.
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Post by: theSketchLord on January 19, 2020, 06:16:15 AM
I've heard from multiple people that Jerry Hsu tends to be a real dick. I am still a fan of the guy.

Nieratko has carefully cultivated his dickishness over decades is skateboarding. He's one of my favorites for shure.

I went to an Enjoi signing a while back and while waiting in line noticed Hsu was absent, the first person signing was Raemers. I asked if Hsu was absent and he went inside to get him.
I'll never forget he looked SO pissed off when he came out, made barely any eye contact while signing anything.

I snapped a pic of the signing table and he's staring straight down the lens looking at me like he wants to stab me.
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Post by: Mr. Kamikazi on January 19, 2020, 12:25:05 PM
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I've heard from multiple people that Jerry Hsu tends to be a real dick. I am still a fan of the guy.

Nieratko has carefully cultivated his dickishness over decades is skateboarding. He's one of my favorites for shure.
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I went to an Enjoi signing a while back and while waiting in line noticed Hsu was absent, the first person signing was Raemers. I asked if Hsu was absent and he went inside to get him.
I'll never forget he looked SO pissed off when he came out, made barely any eye contact while signing anything.

I snapped a pic of the signing table and he's staring straight down the lens looking at me like he wants to stab me.

Meanwhile he’s secretly banking everyone buys SciFi Fantasy garbage.


How about I switch it to nicest pro? Austin Stephens. Spent an hour and a half on the phone with me for an interview. The friendliness and genuine interest radiated through the phone.