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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: foolysalem on January 22, 2020, 04:05:51 PM
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Dude seems like a kook and I know people have the stories to back it up. Please share
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Dude seems like a kook and I know people have the stories to back it up. Please share
funny guy 👍🏼 His questions with active Erica is an all time fav
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He got punched by Chico at least once.
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I think it's creepy that you can't spell his name without the word "stab". Or "rad". Or the word "bra". Also the soda brand "tab" is in there. If you rearrange the letters shared by his first and last name, you can get the band name "abba". All of that stuff adds up to one big horror story to me.
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I think it's creepy that you can't spell his name without the word "stab". Or "rad". Or the word "bra". Also the soda brand "tab" is in there. If you rearrange the letters shared by his first and last name, you can get the band name "abba". All of that stuff adds up to one big horror story to me.
woooowwwww GAY really pulling back the curtain on this one. Very valid
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I think it's creepy that you can't spell his name without the word "stab". Or "rad". Or the word "bra". Also the soda brand "tab" is in there. If you rearrange the letters shared by his first and last name, you can get the band name "abba". All of that stuff adds up to one big horror story to me.
Tab soda is frightening.
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I think it's creepy that you can't spell his name without the word "stab". Or "rad". Or the word "bra". Also the soda brand "tab" is in there. If you rearrange the letters shared by his first and last name, you can get the band name "abba". All of that stuff adds up to one big horror story to me.
Bastard BA as well...I don't know what that means.
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Also if you rearrange the letters in his name it spells Nike huh guys
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I think it's creepy that you can't spell his name without the word "stab". Or "rad". Or the word "bra". Also the soda brand "tab" is in there. If you rearrange the letters shared by his first and last name, you can get the band name "abba". All of that stuff adds up to one big horror story to me.
Tab soda is frightening.
Brad Staba should be referred to exclusively as "Tab Soda" from now on.
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Dude seems like a kook and I know people have the stories to back it up. Please share
If thats the one where he hijacks it and interviews himself its kook of the year award, maybe decade
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I think it's creepy that you can't spell his name without the word "stab". Or "rad". Or the word "bra". Also the soda brand "tab" is in there. If you rearrange the letters shared by his first and last name, you can get the band name "abba". All of that stuff adds up to one big horror story to me.
Tab soda is frightening.
Brad Staba should be referred to exclusively as "Tab Soda" from now on.
I wouldn't feel like such a dipshit for making this thread if this catches on
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I think it's creepy that you can't spell his name without the word "stab". Or "rad". Or the word "bra". Also the soda brand "tab" is in there. If you rearrange the letters shared by his first and last name, you can get the band name "abba". All of that stuff adds up to one big horror story to me.
Tab soda is frightening.
As a type 1 diabetic that was around in Tab's heyday, the taste was like flat diet coke with rubber mixed in
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He banged my dad. I am bread staba’s butt baby.
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He banged my dad. I am bread staba’s butt baby.
You should make this your new profile pic...
(https://bloody-disgusting.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/GhouliesF.jpg)
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Idk I'm sure you could unearth dirt on anyone this day and age and people will day what they want bought the direction he took with skate mental
But dude owns a pizza shop and is a huge enthusiast witch is rad and how many other dudes got a signature cardboard cutout that has actual notoriety.
Could lay off the insta gram a little. And i dont like skate mental but overall staba cool in my books. Dude cucked Nike for that $$$ without doing anything and I respect that more than dudes going all in for a Nike check.
+1 from me.
Non kook.
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I think it's creepy that you can't spell his name without the word "stab". Or "rad". Or the word "bra". Also the soda brand "tab" is in there. If you rearrange the letters shared by his first and last name, you can get the band name "abba". All of that stuff adds up to one big horror story to me.
First decoding bible in Bieber now this... bravo good sir. This is why I came to Slap 😉
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Idk I'm sure you could unearth dirt on anyone this day and age and people will day what they want bought the direction he took with skate mental
But dude owns a pizza shop and is a huge enthusiast witch is rad and how many other dudes got a signature cardboard cutout that has actual notoriety.
Could lay off the insta gram a little. And i dont like skate mental but overall staba cool in my books. Dude cucked Nike for that $$$ without doing anything and I respect that more than dudes going all in for a Nike check.
+1 from me.
Non kook.
Going to hijack this very important and sought after thread for a moment...
When did casually using ‘cucked’ become so big? I feel like the definition of the word, especially when used as a verb, is lost on most people who say it.
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Idk I'm sure you could unearth dirt on anyone this day and age and people will day what they want bought the direction he took with skate mental
But dude owns a pizza shop and is a huge enthusiast witch is rad and how many other dudes got a signature cardboard cutout that has actual notoriety.
Could lay off the insta gram a little. And i dont like skate mental but overall staba cool in my books. Dude cucked Nike for that $$$ without doing anything and I respect that more than dudes going all in for a Nike check.
+1 from me.
Non kook.
Going to hijack this very important and sought after thread for a moment...
When did casually using ‘cucked’ become so big? I feel like the definition of the word, especially when used as a verb, is lost on most people who say it.
January 1st, 2017
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I think it's creepy that you can't spell his name without the word "stab". Or "rad". Or the word "bra". Also the soda brand "tab" is in there. If you rearrange the letters shared by his first and last name, you can get the band name "abba". All of that stuff adds up to one big horror story to me.
Mind... blown... someone tell Bobby Puleo! This has got to be a part of a larger sinister conspiracy.
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He banged my dad. I am bread staba’s butt baby.
Bard Strobo deadbeat dad confirmed.
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I think it's creepy that you can't spell his name without the word "stab". Or "rad". Or the word "bra". Also the soda brand "tab" is in there. If you rearrange the letters shared by his first and last name, you can get the band name "abba". All of that stuff adds up to one big horror story to me.
Tab soda is frightening.
Brad Staba should be referred to exclusively as "Tab Soda" from now on.
It'll happen, we just gotta believe.
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Brad is tight, so funny
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I did more to innovate skateboarding than every single non-pro poster in the history of this board combined.
I am not saying this to be a dick but in light of it I should at least be shown some fucking respect.
You heard spurious shit about me and just assume it's tru?
Why not reach out to me and get MY TAKE on the optics?
No, Chico never punched me. He swung and missed and cut his hand a gumball machine because karma is a cantankerous bitch.
When you "hear" things about me, a legend, in the day of social networking - you are literally working with, at maximum, FIFTY PERCENT OF A POSSIBILITY.
In other, unless you get MY OPINION, you fail. Anything below 69% is failure.
I am willing to confirm any and all stories and I want peace with every single fabulous cheek-beating rat bastard goblin-shitting on of you.
But I'm begging you, with tears in my eyes, to stop spreading dumb shit around.
My legend status is irrevocable, irreversible, and irrefutable. But Chico is a poser and Tab Soda on ice with Grey Goose is sick with hash.
Stop spending your money in the Mission - the Bay Area is DEAD.
I am preparing Talmudic studies in Big Sur this summer; come out and be SHALOM.
Get a fucking library card and a hookup at an Asian Massage Parlor.
Give your computer away to a crackhead it is no longer funny to film who can in turn sell it for a week's worth of fixins.
You got this.
The truth will make you free.
Love,
Brad
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I organized a Tum Yeto demo in my town many, many years ago. After the demo I was at the team's van thanking them for stopping in my small town...some kids were getting autographs. One kid(he was probably 13-14yrs old at the time) fanned out a little over Jon West...Brad said to the kid "why don't you suck his dick?". I yelled at Brad "What the fuck is wrong with you? Why would you say that?". Brad responded with a look of fear on his face and dropped his head.
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I did more to innovate skateboarding than every single non-pro poster in the history of this board combined.
I am not saying this to be a dick but in light of it I should at least be shown some fucking respect.
You heard spurious shit about me and just assume it's tru?
Why not reach out to me and get MY TAKE on the optics?
No, Chico never punched me. He swung and missed and cut his hand a gumball machine because karma is a cantankerous bitch.
When you "hear" things about me, a legend, in the day of social networking - you are literally working with, at maximum, FIFTY PERCENT OF A POSSIBILITY.
In other, unless you get MY OPINION, you fail. Anything below 69% is failure.
I am willing to confirm any and all stories and I want peace with every single fabulous cheek-beating rat bastard goblin-shitting on of you.
But I'm begging you, with tears in my eyes, to stop spreading dumb shit around.
My legend status is irrevocable, irreversible, and irrefutable. But Chico is a poser and Tab Soda on ice with Grey Goose is sick with hash.
Stop spending your money in the Mission - the Bay Area is DEAD.
I am preparing Talmudic studies in Big Sur this summer; come out and be SHALOM.
Get a fucking library card and a hookup at an Asian Massage Parlor.
Give your computer away to a crackhead it is no longer funny to film who can in turn sell it for a week's worth of fixins.
You got this.
The truth will make you free.
Love,
Brad
(https://media3.giphy.com/media/aDYXQy3W8XFG8/giphy.gif)
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I did more to innovate skateboarding than every single non-pro poster in the history of this board combined.
Love,
Brad
Brad Staba is Ricky Oyola confirmed
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I organized a Tum Yeto in my town many, many years ago. After the demo I was at the team's van thanking them for stopping in my small town...some kids were getting autographs. One kid(he was probably 13-14yrs old at the time) fanned out a little over Jon West...Brad said to the kid "why don't you suck his dick?". I yelled at Brad "What the fuck is wrong with you? Why would you say that?". Brad responded with a look of fear on his face and dropped his head.
You should be permabanned for insinuating this type of shit. It furthermore must fucking suck to be you, which whether your disgusting lies get you banned or not, being yourself is already an extreme punishment in its own rite.
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Brad is tight, so funny
8)
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To prove you’re the real brad we’re going to have to see your balls with BRAD written on them in permanent marker. We’ll shoot you a Fully Flared if you want.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wql1TuoGIME
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Brad’s definitely gonna get schmitty to delete this thread within 12 hours
Edit: because of his own embarrassing posting herein, not due to any posted “horror stories”
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I heard he threw an entire jug of orange juice off a bridge onto some old lady.
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I organized a Tum Yeto in my town many, many years ago. After the demo I was at the team's van thanking them for stopping in my small town...some kids were getting autographs. One kid(he was probably 13-14yrs old at the time) fanned out a little over Jon West...Brad said to the kid "why don't you suck his dick?". I yelled at Brad "What the fuck is wrong with you? Why would you say that?". Brad responded with a look of fear on his face and dropped his head.
You should be permabanned for insinuating this type of shit. It furthermore must fucking suck to be you, which whether your disgusting lies get you banned or not, being yourself is already an extreme punishment in its own rite.
No insinuation, Brad. What I posted happened...and it was creepy...a little kid meeting a hero...and you ruined that moment with your crass remark.
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Brad’s definitely gonna get schmitty to delete this thread within 12 hours
Edit: because of his own embarrassing posting herein, not due to any posted “horror stories”
It's not really Beard Stabber. He said some bullshit about the Chico punch that made no sense and gave it away
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I like imagining him in various situations.
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Yo Brad, is it true you reached out to thrasher to nuke the message boards? Also is your pizza iron friendly?
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He kept Forrest Kirby from getting on Foundation back in the day and I’ve never liked him since.
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Slap is a fucking fever dream
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With all the 90's rumors circling about staba I think you guys could be way harsher. Aah, well I guess it wouldn't PC now..
And what are the odds of this poster being the real BS?
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Yo Brad, is it true you reached out to thrasher to nuke the message boards? Also is your pizza iron friendly?
Think you can somehow manage to get Brad as a PAL questions guest?
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Dude seems like a kook and I know people have the stories to back it up. Please share
If thats the one where he hijacks it and interviews himself its kook of the year award, maybe decade
it is
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With all the 90's rumors circling about staba I think you guys could be way harsher. Aah, well I guess it wouldn't PC now..
And what are the odds of this poster being the real BS?
100% not him
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I like Brad. He hooks up Jack Curtin.
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This is the Staba I know...
https://youtu.be/3FqT0vk9Xs0
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I heard brad staba has a really small penis
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I like Brad. He hooks up Jack Curtin.
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Transworld- who did you think is rad?
Staba- “I think Berra goes off”
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Staba is tight
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Shit, now I want a tab soda.
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I did more to innovate skateboarding than every single non-pro poster in the history of this board combined.
Love,
Brad
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Yo Brad, is it true you reached out to thrasher to nuke the message boards? Also is your pizza iron friendly?
Think you can somehow manage to get Brad as a PAL questions guest?
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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Love,
Brad
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Idk I'm sure you could unearth dirt on anyone this day and age and people will day what they want bought the direction he took with skate mental
But dude owns a pizza shop and is a huge enthusiast witch is rad and how many other dudes got a signature cardboard cutout that has actual notoriety.
Could lay off the insta gram a little. And i dont like skate mental but overall staba cool in my books. Dude cucked Nike for that $$$ without doing anything and I respect that more than dudes going all in for a Nike check.
+1 from me.
Non kook.
Going to hijack this very important and sought after thread for a moment...
When did casually using ‘cucked’ become so big? I feel like the definition of the word, especially when used as a verb, is lost on most people who say it.
January 1st, 2017
The new cucked phenomenon spread fast. I’ve heard it as an adjective as well. During the transitional period from the Middle Ages into the Renaissance Joseph became regarded and satirized as cuckold due to God immaculately conceiving in his wife and all. The word was all the rage. Shakespeare used it. Now you can cuck someone’s pizza right out of their hands or just be having a shit day cuz your sinuses are cucked.
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I did more to innovate skateboarding than every single non-pro poster in the history of this board combined.
I am not saying this to be a dick but in light of it I should at least be shown some fucking respect.
You heard spurious shit about me and just assume it's tru?
Why not reach out to me and get MY TAKE on the optics?
No, Chico never punched me. He swung and missed and cut his hand a gumball machine because karma is a cantankerous bitch.
When you "hear" things about me, a legend, in the day of social networking - you are literally working with, at maximum, FIFTY PERCENT OF A POSSIBILITY.
In other, unless you get MY OPINION, you fail. Anything below 69% is failure.
I am willing to confirm any and all stories and I want peace with every single fabulous cheek-beating rat bastard goblin-shitting on of you.
But I'm begging you, with tears in my eyes, to stop spreading dumb shit around.
My legend status is irrevocable, irreversible, and irrefutable. But Chico is a poser and Tab Soda on ice with Grey Goose is sick with hash.
Stop spending your money in the Mission - the Bay Area is DEAD.
I am preparing Talmudic studies in Big Sur this summer; come out and be SHALOM.
Get a fucking library card and a hookup at an Asian Massage Parlor.
Give your computer away to a crackhead it is no longer funny to film who can in turn sell it for a week's worth of fixins.
You got this.
The truth will make you free.
Love,
Brad
Ok boomer
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I did more to innovate skateboarding than every single non-pro poster in the history of this board combined.
I am not saying this to be a dick but in light of it I should at least be shown some fucking respect.
You heard spurious shit about me and just assume it's tru?
Why not reach out to me and get MY TAKE on the optics?
No, Chico never punched me. He swung and missed and cut his hand a gumball machine because karma is a cantankerous bitch.
When you "hear" things about me, a legend, in the day of social networking - you are literally working with, at maximum, FIFTY PERCENT OF A POSSIBILITY.
In other, unless you get MY OPINION, you fail. Anything below 69% is failure.
I am willing to confirm any and all stories and I want peace with every single fabulous cheek-beating rat bastard goblin-shitting on of you.
But I'm begging you, with tears in my eyes, to stop spreading dumb shit around.
My legend status is irrevocable, irreversible, and irrefutable. But Chico is a poser and Tab Soda on ice with Grey Goose is sick with hash.
Stop spending your money in the Mission - the Bay Area is DEAD.
I am preparing Talmudic studies in Big Sur this summer; come out and be SHALOM.
Get a fucking library card and a hookup at an Asian Massage Parlor.
Give your computer away to a crackhead it is no longer funny to film who can in turn sell it for a week's worth of fixins.
You got this.
The truth will make you free.
Love,
Brad
spaz on em hunny. also what’s up with that box 🤨
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Bread Stabber, fuck you send me a box.
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Has anyone in this thread ever filmed a single trick that rivals something I filmed for the Foundation vid above?
I see there are mousepad experts, cuckold archaeologists, and navy seals in the thread dedicated to attacking me.
Here's what you all have in common:
If you removed this "message board" from your lives you would actually enable the time to do something more productive than making shit up about a skateboarder that every poster combined cannot hold a roman candle to.
If you are reading this, make a Slap exodus. Watch your life improve. Slexit.
But that's all from me, as I actually have a busy schedule making money and skating, both at levels my haters will never fathom.
Vote for Trump 2020, Trump jr in 2024. Destroy all liberals like the cockroaches they are.
KAG 2020.
Have fun talking shit with your imaginary friends (Message boards are the digital adult equivalent of imaginary friends, another reason to Slexit).
Love,
Brad
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You’re talking to wi-fi brad
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Imagine lying about getting punched by Chico...
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Has anyone in this thread ever filmed a single trick that rivals something I filmed for the Foundation vid above?
I see there are mousepad experts, cuckold archaeologists, and navy seals in the thread dedicated to attacking me.
Here's what you all have in common:
If you removed this "message board" from your lives you would actually enable the time to do something more productive than making shit up about a skateboarder that every poster combined cannot hold a roman candle to.
If you are reading this, make a Slap exodus. Watch your life improve. Slexit.
But that's all from me, as I actually have a busy schedule making money and skating, both at levels my haters will never fathom.
Vote for Trump 2020, Trump jr in 2024. Destroy all liberals like the cockroaches they are.
KAG 2020.
Have fun talking shit with your imaginary friends (Message boards are the digital adult equivalent of imaginary friends, another reason to Slexit).
Love,
Brad
Message boards were the precursor to "social media" and the instagram you finger bang everyday Bradical. Just because pictures or whatever makes you feel better about using that instead of a message board...well OK magatard.
If its so insignificant...why are you even responding?
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I wish this was really Brad :(
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The only way to prove you're really Bread Stabber is to write SLAP on your dick and recreate a still from the film Big Sausage Pizza
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Has anyone in this thread ever filmed a single trick that rivals something I filmed for the Foundation vid above?
I see there are mousepad experts, cuckold archaeologists, and navy seals in the thread dedicated to attacking me.
Here's what you all have in common:
If you removed this "message board" from your lives you would actually enable the time to do something more productive than making shit up about a skateboarder that every poster combined cannot hold a roman candle to.
If you are reading this, make a Slap exodus. Watch your life improve. Slexit.
But that's all from me, as I actually have a busy schedule making money and skating, both at levels my haters will never fathom.
Vote for Trump 2020, Trump jr in 2024. Destroy all liberals like the cockroaches they are.
KAG 2020.
Have fun talking shit with your imaginary friends (Message boards are the digital adult equivalent of imaginary friends, another reason to Slexit).
Love,
Brad
Yeah, every Skate Mental board being on clearance online just screams "making money" lol. Get fucked you kook.
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The only way to prove you're really Bread Stabber is to write SLAP on your dick and recreate a still from the film Big Sausage Pizza
omg guise it's really him, he just sent me this by PM
(https://i.imgur.com/ayTVAzg.jpg)
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I saw Brad Staba at a grocery store in Los Angeles once. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
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I organized a Tum Yeto in my town
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Yo Brad, I get paid tomorrow but I’m broke and hungry. Let me get 5 bucks till tomorrow aight?
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If this is really Staba post a 50% off Tired hard goods SLAPPALS code.
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If this is really Staba post a 50% off Tired hard goods SLAPPALS code.
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LOL imagine giving a fuck about Brad Staba's existence. This thread is wild.
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brad would have spelled guerrilla right
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Has anyone in this thread ever filmed a single trick that rivals something I filmed for the Foundation vid above?
I see there are mousepad experts, cuckold archaeologists, and navy seals in the thread dedicated to attacking me.
Here's what you all have in common:
If you removed this "message board" from your lives you would actually enable the time to do something more productive than making shit up about a skateboarder that every poster combined cannot hold a roman candle to.
If you are reading this, make a Slap exodus. Watch your life improve. Slexit.
But that's all from me, as I actually have a busy schedule making money and skating, both at levels my haters will never fathom.
Vote for Trump 2020, Trump jr in 2024. Destroy all liberals like the cockroaches they are.
KAG 2020.
Have fun talking shit with your imaginary friends (Message boards are the digital adult equivalent of imaginary friends, another reason to Slexit).
Love,
Brad
ok but send the box pussy
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I think it's creepy that you can't spell his name without the word "stab". Or "rad". Or the word "bra". Also the soda brand "tab" is in there. If you rearrange the letters shared by his first and last name, you can get the band name "abba". All of that stuff adds up to one big horror story to me.
I heard he had the nickname "Hot Dog Handler" in high school after a schoolmate realized his name was an anagram for "Bas Da Brat"
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I wanna hear Corey duffel and James brockmans stories
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Brad, to prove that it's really you, we need you to answer this one question: can you do salad grinds?
Depending on which way you answer, we'll know for sure whether this is really you posting on this anonymous message board or if it's someone posing as you.
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^Broud Legend Stabadino
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LOL imagine giving a fuck about Brad Staba's existence. This thread is wild.
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I saw Brad Staba at a grocery store in Los Angeles once. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
i love how this story is just being adapted to any/every pro skater being mentioned.
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He kick my dog
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bRad put TK on Skate Mental he need some help
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I saw Brad Staba at a grocery store in Los Angeles once. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
i love how this story is just being adapted to any/every pro skater being mentioned.
I believe this format is widespread on the internet. I saw the same thing about flying lotus but I'm not sure about the origin of it
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Has anyone in this thread ever filmed a single trick that rivals something I filmed for the Foundation vid above?
I see there are mousepad experts, cuckold archaeologists, and navy seals in the thread dedicated to attacking me.
Here's what you all have in common:
If you removed this "message board" from your lives you would actually enable the time to do something more productive than making shit up about a skateboarder that every poster combined cannot hold a roman candle to.
If you are reading this, make a Slap exodus. Watch your life improve. Slexit.
But that's all from me, as I actually have a busy schedule making money and skating, both at levels my haters will never fathom.
Vote for Trump 2020, Trump jr in 2024. Destroy all liberals like the cockroaches they are.
KAG 2020.
Have fun talking shit with your imaginary friends (Message boards are the digital adult equivalent of imaginary friends, another reason to Slexit).
Love,
Brad
You still skate?
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If this is really broad stabbing, then what’s your favorite Leo kottke album?
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Hey Brad, you really bitched out back there man. (When Chico punched you)
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Strad Baba
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Starve this fool.
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Staba Stranding: a Hideo Kojima Production
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I saw Brad Staba at a grocery store in Los Angeles once. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
i love how this story is just being adapted to any/every pro skater being mentioned.
I remember seeing someone posting this about jesse alba and I thought that’s totally a thing jesse alba would do and made me not like him.
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I heard brad staba has a really small penis
All the safer to staba you with.
Waka waka!
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Bet this guy crosses the street before the sign says its ok
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i bought boards for my 2 younger brothers for xmas one year from skatemental during their cyber monday sale. brad fucked up the order and to make up for it he sent me two more boards for free so hes good in my book.
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i bought boards for my 2 younger brothers for xmas one year from skatemental during their cyber monday sale. brad fucked up the order and to make up for it he sent me two more boards for free so hes good in my book.
Are you SURE neither of your younger brothers was injured on either of those two fee boards, tho?
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Brad Staba is playing in his bedroom when he hears his mother call to him from the kitchen, so he runs down the stairs to meet her. As he’s running through the hallway, the door to the cupboard under the stairs opens, and a hand reaches out and pulls him in.
It’s Brad's mother.
She whispers to Brad, “Don’t go into the kitchen. I heard it too!"
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BRAD Drowned
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Maybe 7-8 years ago, my homie from SF that doesn't skate texted me one night saying that he was at a bar and he started chatting with a guy and he owns a company called skate mental. Then followed up with "he doesn't believe you skate" so I just sent him a pic of my VHS copy of "nervous breakdown" clenched in my butt cheeks........
"he still doesn't believe you"
Do you know how hard it is to hold a vhs tape in your butt cheeks and take a good photo? It's probably more difficult than any trick he's done since that video came out.
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nice read for those who understand german. hope the Link works-->https://imgur.com/a/EBwF5Og (https://imgur.com/a/EBwF5Og)
its a dave carnie article about staba from a old kingpin mag, maybe it was in a big brother before, but i dont know...
more or less carnie describes staba as tourbaby and whiney princess who has bad mood all the time and tells a funny story how staba just uses new and unopened ketchup bottles and how he made a scene in a ihop because the waitress did not serve him a unopened bottle.
(https://imgur.com/a/EBwF5Og)
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nice read for those who understand german. hope the Link works-->https://imgur.com/a/EBwF5Og (https://imgur.com/a/EBwF5Og)
its a dave carnie article about staba from a old kingpin mag, maybe it was in a big brother before, but i dont know...
more or less carnie describes staba as tourbaby and whiney princess who has bad mood all the time and tells a funny story how staba just uses new and unopened ketchup bottles and how he made a scene in a ihop because the waitress did not serve him a unopened bottle.
(https://imgur.com/a/EBwF5Og)
My favorite part is where it reads, "der Staba ist dur schpeilen und abfhart gahagaan."
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Yo Brad, I’m broke and hungry. Let me get 5 bucks till tomorrow aight?
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BRAD Drowned
Is this a fucking BEN Drowned reference?????
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Is this a fucking BEN Drowned reference?????
Si senor
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Is this a fucking BEN Drowned reference?????
I love you for that. Haven’t read that shit in YEARS. Scared the fuck out of me when I first read it.
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me, a legend
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Love,
Brad
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Brad, to prove that it's really you, we need you to answer this one question: can you do salad grinds?
Depending on which way you answer, we'll know for sure whether this is really you posting on this anonymous message board or if it's someone posing as you.
Don’t do it, Brad, it’s a trick question. There is no salad on pizza!
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He kept Forrest Kirby from getting on Foundation back in the day and I’ve never liked him since.
I heard Forrest turned gay so he could seduce Brad one day and literally fuck him over for that.
(Please hold your horses or unicorns if you will. It's just a joke. Forrest always ruled and still rules.)
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I think it's creepy that you can't spell his name without the word "stab". Or "rad". Or the word "bra". Also the soda brand "tab" is in there. If you rearrange the letters shared by his first and last name, you can get the band name "abba". All of that stuff adds up to one big horror story to me.
Tab soda is frightening.
Brad Staba should be referred to exclusively as "Tab Soda" from now on.
Brod Stoba.
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He put rotten pineapple on a pizza, called it a bitch and punched it, called it gay then ate it.
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nice read for those who understand german. hope the Link works-->https://imgur.com/a/EBwF5Og (https://imgur.com/a/EBwF5Og)
its a dave carnie article about staba from a old kingpin mag, maybe it was in a big brother before, but i dont know...
more or less carnie describes staba as tourbaby and whiney princess who has bad mood all the time and tells a funny story how staba just uses new and unopened ketchup bottles and how he made a scene in a ihop because the waitress did not serve him a unopened bottle.
(https://imgur.com/a/EBwF5Og)
My favorite part is where it reads, "der Staba ist dur schpeilen und abfhart gahagaan."
i remember reading this story in print back then and facepalming all the way.
ironic that the dude now does in pizza. i imagine it must suck ass to work for staba's pizza joint. even my past asshole bosses in the gastronomic sector had more tact than staba when they were on the customer side or wanted to order something in their own places.
seems like staba was always just some regular asshole desperately trying to be a wack funny hipster type. and skate mental has always been terrible, even though the team riders are sick skaters.
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One time I was at a pub with my mates, we were all having a good time until Bread walked in, now keep in mind I had never gang banged a man named after a food, but this was the first time, after a couple drinks and some MDMA, we all decided to rent a hotel room, shit was getting hot, Bread open his legs wide open and my homie Tony started thing off with Bread. Now I am fairly shy so I was working up the courage to butter this bread but Tony seemed to do it first. Anyways, time goes on and bread is getting tired. After getting plowed by 5 dudes he was "toast" as he said. A couple weeks go by and we here he opened a pizza place. shit's crazy.
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This is the Staba I know...
https://youtu.be/3FqT0vk9Xs0
the line at 1:05 is perfect
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The only way to prove you're really Bread Stabber is to write SLAP on your dick and recreate a still from the film Big Sausage Pizza
(https://i.imgur.com/ayTVAzg.jpg)
Erryone ordering this same kinda pizza lately. Where do I sign up?
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Do you know how hard it is to hold a vhs tape in your butt cheeks and take a good photo? It's probably more difficult than any trick he's done since that video came out.
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Brad do you have any good stories/dick size jokes/malicious gossip abt yourself that we can get into.
Ps lol at being a kid and told to suck Jon west cock, was this before or after he did that slide under the wheel trick? That could make a difference.
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He kick my dog
He should be in jail for animal abuse. Fuck you brad!
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I was at the skatepark once and Brad Staba showed up in a pimped out black 97 ford taurus with pea green flames. He complimented my tits and said "get hungry on it girl" while handing me a roll of nickels. What a strange person i thought to myself while blasting a mondo kickflip better than most girls ever dream of. He seemed like he is from long island
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I was at the skatepark once and Brad Staba showed up in a pimped out black 97 ford taurus with pea green flames. He complimented my tits and said "get hungry on it girl" while handing me a roll of nickels. What a strange person i thought to myself while blasting a mondo kickflip better than most girls ever dream of. He seemed like he is from long island
She's back!!!
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I was at the skatepark once and Brad Staba showed up in a pimped out black 97 ford taurus with pea green flames. He complimented my tits and said "get hungry on it girl" while handing me a roll of nickels. What a strange person i thought to myself while blasting a mondo kickflip better than most girls ever dream of. He seemed like he is from long island
FPOTY!!!
finally some strong female representation on the boards. Yass Queen!
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Dude seems like a kook and I know people have the stories to back it up. Please share
If thats the one where he hijacks it and interviews himself its kook of the year award, maybe decade
Bro this 'kook' shit is regular btw. If ur on meds already worrying about that is extra stress. Go skate naked with a pink hat at emb for emancipation.
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There’s a long, mellow square handrail in Ohio that the locals call the Brad Staba rail. Apparently, he 5050d it with z roller trucks back in the day. The ones that have the giant roller wheel so you don’t really grind.
I think that story is pretty funny.
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There’s a long, mellow square handrail in Ohio that the locals call the Brad Staba rail. Apparently, he 5050d it with z roller trucks back in the day. The ones that have the giant roller wheel so you don’t really grind.
I think that story is pretty funny.
Eh, dont fuck with my Z Rollers
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Has anyone in this thread ever filmed a single trick that rivals something I filmed for the Foundation vid above?
I see there are mousepad experts, cuckold archaeologists, and navy seals in the thread dedicated to attacking me.
Here's what you all have in common:
If you removed this "message board" from your lives you would actually enable the time to do something more productive than making shit up about a skateboarder that every poster combined cannot hold a roman candle to.
If you are reading this, make a Slap exodus. Watch your life improve. Slexit.
But that's all from me, as I actually have a busy schedule making money and skating, both at levels my haters will never fathom.
Vote for Trump 2020, Trump jr in 2024. Destroy all liberals like the cockroaches they are.
KAG 2020.
Have fun talking shit with your imaginary friends (Message boards are the digital adult equivalent of imaginary friends, another reason to Slexit).
Love,
Brad
What a fucking loser. How long ago was your last video part?
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Maybe I'm just not hip, or I'm uninformed or whatever. But I've always wondered who TF stabba was and why he is so intertwined in the industry. I've never heard anything about his skating, or his past, or anything else really for that matter. He's always just been some rando with industry connects in my eyes. I'll never be the guy to claim I know everything, and I love learning new shit especially about skateboarding. But it amazes me that after skating for damn near 20 years that I have no idea who this guy is, where TF he came from, and why he is still tolerated after seeming like such a fucking kook for so long. There has to be a reason for this.
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Maybe I'm just not hip, or I'm uninformed or whatever. But I've always wondered who TF stabba was and why he is so intertwined in the industry. I've never heard anything about his skating, or his past, or anything else really for that matter. He's always just been some rando with industry connects in my eyes. I'll never be the guy to claim I know everything, and I love learning new shit especially about skateboarding. But it amazes me that after skating for damn near 20 years that I have no idea who this guy is, where TF he came from, and why he is still tolerated after seeming like such a fucking kook for so long. There has to be a reason for this.
His part in Nervous Breakdown was good. Other than that... He’s a meme at this point. Good ol’ Tab Soda
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Maybe I'm just not hip, or I'm uninformed or whatever. But I've always wondered who TF stabba was and why he is so intertwined in the industry. I've never heard anything about his skating, or his past, or anything else really for that matter. He's always just been some rando with industry connects in my eyes. I'll never be the guy to claim I know everything, and I love learning new shit especially about skateboarding. But it amazes me that after skating for damn near 20 years that I have no idea who this guy is, where TF he came from, and why he is still tolerated after seeming like such a fucking kook for so long. There has to be a reason for this.
One good part in exchange for a lifetime in the industry? Damn, that's what's up lol.
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Maybe I'm just not hip, or I'm uninformed or whatever. But I've always wondered who TF stabba was and why he is so intertwined in the industry. I've never heard anything about his skating, or his past, or anything else really for that matter. He's always just been some rando with industry connects in my eyes. I'll never be the guy to claim I know everything, and I love learning new shit especially about skateboarding. But it amazes me that after skating for damn near 20 years that I have no idea who this guy is, where TF he came from, and why he is still tolerated after seeming like such a fucking kook for so long. There has to be a reason for this.
One good part in exchange for a lifetime in the industry? Damn, that's what's up lol.
i think he had a few parts, no?
he had a 411 part, the curtains in Nervous Breakdown and maybe another Foundation vid? Pig Wheels? he was best buddies with BA so that will open doors for you. wait, did he have a part on a Toy Machine vid?
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I was at the skatepark once and Brad Staba showed up in a pimped out black 97 ford taurus with pea green flames. He complimented my tits and said "get hungry on it girl" while handing me a roll of nickels. What a strange person i thought to myself while blasting a mondo kickflip better than most girls ever dream of. He seemed like he is from long island
finally some strong female representation on the boards. Yass Queen!
Nothing against you or yours but I hate "Yass Queen" All the gay people I used to hang around used to scream that and now that shit annoys me. Nothing against you though. I'm just a grumpy fuck.
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I was at the skatepark once and Brad Staba showed up in a pimped out black 97 ford taurus with pea green flames. He complimented my tits and said "get hungry on it girl" while handing me a roll of nickels. What a strange person i thought to myself while blasting a mondo kickflip better than most girls ever dream of. He seemed like he is from long island
(https://i.imgur.com/AxRepuO.gif)
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There’s a long, mellow square handrail in Ohio that the locals call the Brad Staba rail. Apparently, he 5050d it with z roller trucks back in the day. The ones that have the giant roller wheel so you don’t really grind.
I think that story is pretty funny.
Gotta be on campus in Cleveland.
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I was at the skatepark once and Brad Staba showed up in a pimped out black 97 ford taurus with pea green flames. He complimented my tits and said "get hungry on it girl" while handing me a roll of nickels. What a strange person i thought to myself while blasting a mondo kickflip better than most girls ever dream of. He seemed like he is from long island
was it heath flick or more dylan technique?
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I think it's creepy that you can't spell his name without the word "stab". Or "rad". Or the word "bra". Also the soda brand "tab" is in there. If you rearrange the letters shared by his first and last name, you can get the band name "abba". All of that stuff adds up to one big horror story to me.
Mind... blown... someone tell Bobby Puleo! This has got to be a part of a larger sinister conspiracy.
Bobby Puleo... or do you mean, Bulb Bye Poo..?
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I always enjoyed his skate footage, and wish he just put out more.
I’m pretty sure the one time I met him at a demo he was wearing a jacket on a hot day. He was also one of the friendlier individuals on that particular Toy Machine tour.
Unrelated, but Elissa was the coolest.
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savier era staba was sick.
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He had a few good clips in a TWS vid from memory. Maybe The Reason or Modus?
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he had a nice frontside flip
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Pointed a gun at the cameraman for an episode of Cribs.
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Maybe I'm just not hip, or I'm uninformed or whatever. But I've always wondered who TF stabba was and why he is so intertwined in the industry. I've never heard anything about his skating, or his past, or anything else really for that matter. He's always just been some rando with industry connects in my eyes. I'll never be the guy to claim I know everything, and I love learning new shit especially about skateboarding. But it amazes me that after skating for damn near 20 years that I have no idea who this guy is, where TF he came from, and why he is still tolerated after seeming like such a fucking kook for so long. There has to be a reason for this.
His interview in transworld was a top 3 for me. I wore the same pants for a year bc of him.
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Not that this helps but his pizza spot in Point Richmond is pretty decent. He even set it up with some cool Parra art, Iris Skateboard stools and other cool skate things. It's just too bad it's in the middle of no where.
http://www.instagram.com/p/CDmcMDiljfg/
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i wonder why Tom K quit
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But dude owns a pizza shop and is a huge enthusiast witch
Brad Staba a Warlock: confirmed.
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He had a few good clips in a TWS vid from memory. Maybe The Reason or Modus?
he had a little guest part at the start of BA's modus part. Hits this insanely steep hubba with a kink on the end, fs tail to fakie i think...
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He had a few good clips in a TWS vid from memory. Maybe The Reason or Modus?
he had a little guest part at the start of BA's modus part. Hits this insanely steep hubba with a kink on the end, fs tail to fakie i think...
Yep that's what I was thinking of
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Ahh man the Brad Staba and BA rumor that happened at a Slam City Jam after party in the early 2000s. After all these years I guess that shit was true, I helped troll and push that one for fun on the old TWS messageboards lolz
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Ahh man the Brad Staba and BA rumor that happened at a Slam City Jam after party in the early 2000s. After all these years I guess that shit was true, I helped troll and push that one for fun on the old TWS messageboards lolz
What is it
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Ahh man the Brad Staba and BA rumor that happened at a Slam City Jam after party in the early 2000s. After all these years I guess that shit was true, I helped troll and push that one for fun on the old TWS messageboards lolz
What is it
It may have been done as a dare or a drunk joke but they were supposedly caught kissing/making out at a bar in Vancouver after the Slam event. This one could be far fetched but another time Jon West barged through the washroom door at some house party and inside there was Brad Staba and BA ass naked wearing nothing but studded belts wanking each other off.
And I mean no disrespect to gays it was just back then it was funny gossip
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Ahh man the Brad Staba and BA rumor that happened at a Slam City Jam after party in the early 2000s. After all these years I guess that shit was true, I helped troll and push that one for fun on the old TWS messageboards lolz
What is it
And I mean no disrespect to gays it was just back then it was funny gossip
Imagine not knowing either of these guys personally and thinking this was funny gossip. You're a kook
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Ahh man the Brad Staba and BA rumor that happened at a Slam City Jam after party in the early 2000s. After all these years I guess that shit was true, I helped troll and push that one for fun on the old TWS messageboards lolz
What is it
And I mean no disrespect to gays it was just back then it was funny gossip
I know right ? Can you imagine a message board where everyone talks about guys they don’t know personally and think it’s funny gossip? Crazy
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Ahh man the Brad Staba and BA rumor that happened at a Slam City Jam after party in the early 2000s. After all these years I guess that shit was true, I helped troll and push that one for fun on the old TWS messageboards lolz
I got in trouble there all the time. This was during that period where 75% of the threads were about PJ Ladd. Believe it was dudes from Coliseum doing that.
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He had a ridiculous backside 360 kickflip(blizzard) off a kicker for a Savier ad. It was in a video as well, but I can't find it.
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He kick my dog
"You're daughter she come over to my house, and she kick my dog!"
Tab Soda 150% confirmed, etched in Slap stone.
Hi Christine from New Jersey
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(https://i.postimg.cc/vmd0Qs3d/93-E0-E2-A4-4-C79-48-A6-930-D-F3-DEC97-F1741.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)Needle in the hay...
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Staba to Chocolate rumors.
Showing my age with this one.
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Staba to Chocolate rumors.
Showing my age with this one.
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Staba to Chocolate rumors.
Showing my age with this one.
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Was the rumor that would. not. die. and I think it was totally unfounded. Literally some shit that was just assumed because of BA and Girl. Even before that maybe. Might be the first example of a Slap/DLXMB manufactured rumor that took flight.
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i mean, he did have a few boards on "Ruby", a crail offshoot that never really materialized as a board brand
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Dude seems like a kook and I know people have the stories to back it up. Please share
Heard he rides for pizza 🍕.... confirmed.
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i mean, he did have a few boards on "Ruby", a crail offshoot that never really materialized as a board brand
I think it was like two boards.
Still, no denying that it was a thing that took on a life of its own in a major way and saw zero life or legs outside of the MBs.
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I’m just not cool with my boss texting me pictures of his balls. You done bummed me out Plunkitt.