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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: radcunt on February 08, 2020, 10:53:28 PM
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Get em out, purge the filth, what are the worst graphics ever to grace a board that aren't even worthy of being worn off? Here's a good start.
(https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-xtqeoh1i/images/stencil/900x900/products/1306/4408/JHSerious__90904.1565110990.jpg?c=2&imbypass=on)
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(https://i.imgur.com/ulq0CVZ.jpg)
Finally got this dope wall hanger in the mail.
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(https://i.ibb.co/q0MS8cj/images.jpg) (https://imgbb.com/)
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The April board with the chrome rose against a purple fade background. Horribly cheap looking. But I’m not sure if April boards actually exist in real life. Maybe they’ve never made a tangible product. No one has ever seen one.
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The April board with the chrome rose against a purple fade background. Horribly cheap looking. But I’m not sure if April boards actually exist in real life. Maybe they’ve never made a tangible product. No one has ever seen one.
Yeah I’ve definitely seen them at shops and the wild. Kids love Shane and Yuto.
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(https://iridecolorpencils.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/planb.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/bODCmQc.jpg)
Any Jart graphics with weed/rasta stuff are fucking awful
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holy shit that's terrible...
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This one takes the cake for me:
(https://jartskateboards.com/media/catalog/product/cache/95cb36d3254e0a20b33361b06e7c0ce9/j/a/jart-cut-off-8-0-gustavo-ribeiro-skateboard-deck.jpg)
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0655/4691/products/portugal-ronaldo-trikot-home-2014-363221_z1_1_large.jpg)
As a Portuguese guy this is the cheesiest shit ever.
So embarrassing. :/
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my homie came out with this the other week
(https://www.warehouseskateboards.com/images/products/preview/1DBAKJACVGL837B.jpg)
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There is so much terrible shit out there. Plan B is among the worst.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/Br0lo2fHESM/
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(https://i.ibb.co/q0MS8cj/images.jpg) (https://imgbb.com/)
Has anyone bought a Joey Brezinski board in the past decade? Seriously tho, that shit is trash.
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I do think Almond Breeze has a tasty product though
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There are some new Real decks, the ishod ones were its just this dunb looking super heroesque capital i that I fucking hate. Won't even post a link I hate it that much. Fucking dumb especially considering ishod has had awesome art on his boards.
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Plan B since its return. All Remive graphics
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Those chrome Seek boards. There was no excuse for art directors affiliated with Alien to allow that to happen.
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I do think Almond Breeze has a tasty product though
Indeed. My wife is lactose, so that’s all we drink. I think I’m a bit biased because of his punchable face tbh.
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my homie came out with this the other week
(https://www.warehouseskateboards.com/images/products/preview/1DBAKJACVGL837B.jpg)
This is great. Well I mean it is pretty fucking stupid, but somehow it transcends itself into something much greater. How? That, I do not know, but it had me dying
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thread should have ended with this john hill graphic.
the other ones mentioned (especially the jart weed graphic) are terrible too, but joker graphic takes the cake- fells like pissing on heath ledgers grave to make such a stupid graphic after him playing the role so great!
conside me on the "fuck john hill" train as of right now
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This has the possibility to turn into the longest thread in SLAP history.
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This
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(https://scontent.flhr4-2.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/15380458_1806269689650255_3560828130824615136_n.jpg?_nc_cat=102&_nc_ohc=osJF5Riw99kAX-FVxMS&_nc_ht=scontent.flhr4-2.fna&oh=85628475402c7b90ef7c8e0b0d0106e6&oe=5ED8ADF6)
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(https://i.imgur.com/bODCmQc.jpg)
LOL
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This isn’t as offensively terrible as other stuff posted, I just don’t know what the fuck it is and Tony D deserved better for his first pro board(https://skateparkoftampa.com/spot/productimages/colors/5_82087.jpg)
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Looks like a subliminal image of burning pool of jizz.
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(https://i.pinimg.com/474x/c4/eb/14/c4eb1444151b63ef7b4f6af028e5efdf--vision-skateboards.jpg)
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Any Element logo board
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Anything shiny like that Mystery and aforementioned April, Primitive, glittering Blind decks, etc - all very gross. Usually represented by children and adults who have swag for brains.
The John Hill Joker is still globally top 10 for the worst ever but holy shit, that Jart might've just won by a notch or ten.
Plan B graphics are a joke. Look at those freak bobbleheads.
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I never thought an almond milk graphic would come out i thought i was the only one who preferred that to normal stuff
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That Gator graphic is a classic, doesn't deserve to be on this list. Also, I like the Durao graphic. I always dig what Numbers puts out, though.
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Enjoi and their Fettyass graphics, My Little Pony and all those.
Frog. I like their videos. Not down with the graphics, ever.
Anything drawn by Gonz.
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Enjoi and their Fettyass graphics, My Little Pony and all those.
Frog. I like their videos. Not down with the graphics, ever.
Anything drawn by Gonz.
now THAT/b] is where we differ
also gonz graphics are sick idk what type shit ur on
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Just not down for his shitty crackhead art.
I like Frog and have thought about getting one, but am not down to have a graphic that looks like it was illustrated by an eight year old - don't really care for hip irony.
*DGK anything.
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Nigel monster board is the worst
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There are so many shit brands out there in this day and age of digital globalism, where any kook from Nebraska can just slop his own ‘pro’ graphic onto Chinese plywood.. Probably an app out there somewhere that uses a facial recognition based algorithm to randomly spit out a board graphic for you with the option to in-app purchase and have the board amazon primed to your doorstep. There is a long list of board brands, old and new, that are simply not worth mentioning or acknowledging.
As far as actual, established, recognizable brands go I will say that I have never seen a Real board that I’ve even kind of liked. How they can still afford Ishod is mindblowing. Any board that has ever had the name t-puds, p-rod, shane, nyjah or chris haslam on it one can assume with 100% certainty the graphic is trash. Also any board with the Shake Junt grip tape is instantly trash regardless of the actual graphic.
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That Gator graphic is a classic, doesn't deserve to be on this list. Also, I like the Durao graphic. I always dig what Numbers puts out, though.
i've never understood why people thought the Gator graphic was sweet--for that matter, really any of the original Vision graphics, and that's coming from someone who has the original Mark Gonzales graphic tattooed...although, that "Old Ghost" John Grigley graphic was kind of cool...but fuck, this shit right here is awful:
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0783/2957/products/11_PSYCHO_STICK_BLUE-DIP_BOTTOM_WEB_large.jpg?v=1549662970)
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(https://i.imgur.com/D5XmZLB.jpg)
https://www.instagram.com/p/B8PbS13lti8/?igshid=b1rz7v4moru1 (https://www.instagram.com/p/B8PbS13lti8/?igshid=b1rz7v4moru1)
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(https://www.streetmachine.com/shared/11/552/girl-mike-mo-pizza-and-pancakes_u.jpeg)
Didn't even bother to find a non-pixelated pancake picture.
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Board graphics are like movies. 95% of them are garbage.
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Okay, regarding LPQ's Evan Hernandez post...can someone please explain to me what's going on here?
(http://i.imgur.com/qwWpdmH.png) (https://imgur.com/qwWpdmH)
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I do think Almond Breeze has a tasty product though
because they put hella sugar in that shit
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Nigel monster board is the worst
This is a special kid of terrible.
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On more than one occasion I’ve decided against buying a deck because it had a Neckface graphic on it.
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Plan B has consistently been putting out hot garbage
(https://i.postimg.cc/mgbHwzXd/leticia-pro-models-planb.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
(https://i.postimg.cc/PJQqpKjd/Screen-Shot-2020-02-09-at-11-42-37-AM.png) (https://postimages.org/) (https://falloutfacts.com/top-10-fallout-weapons)
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Okay, regarding LPQ's Evan Hernandez post...can someone please explain to me what's going on here?
(http://i.imgur.com/qwWpdmH.png) (https://imgur.com/qwWpdmH)
he had an old baker graphic that was pretty much the same. little rat with two big booty rats. you can only get them at @unicopaint though.
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That Hernandez is horrendous. Its an ok idea I guess if you're 11teen but the execution is total trash.
The left ear of the mouse and the way its connected to the 3rd characters head hurts my eyes to look at.
The glasses the nose the hair all are fucked.
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Enjoi and their Fettyass graphics, My Little Pony and all those.
I’ve never hated Enjoi graphics but I’ve also never wanted to buy one of their boards because I’ve always been so blah on them.
Dumbest graphic I ever owned was the Think board that inspired this Drake Jones board. Can’t find a picture.
(https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/583c4a95d482e969a991d38b/1578855082242-SOOUFTMSSIQIYAA90H0P/ke17ZwdGBToddI8pDm48kH15qVufA2a44jH5nv1lFDNZw-zPPgdn4jUwVcJE1ZvWhcwhEtWJXoshNdA9f1qD7Xj1nVWs2aaTtWBneO2WM-tDEoa0Yx018klYOw7yppBOSNlOvaTHBgnRpwbJRUqZWQ/real_DrakeJones_Pool1996.jpg?format=300w)
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On more than one occasion I’ve decided against buying a deck because it had a Neckface graphic on it.
hah, yeah, i'm with you on this
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I think people like those Gator and Gonz graphics b/c they are just, "Pure 80's." Same with the Psycho Stick.
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That Gator graphic is a classic, doesn't deserve to be on this list. Also, I like the Durao graphic. I always dig what Numbers puts out, though.
i've never understood why people thought the Gator graphic was sweet--for that matter, really any of the original Vision graphics, and that's coming from someone who has the original Mark Gonzales graphic tattooed...although, that "Old Ghost" John Grigley graphic was kind of cool...but fuck, this shit right here is awful:
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0783/2957/products/11_PSYCHO_STICK_BLUE-DIP_BOTTOM_WEB_large.jpg?v=1549662970)
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^Yeah, definitely not the best graphic from era, but it is a fuckin' masterpiece compared to other graphics in the thread.
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(https://prodimg.snbz.cz/shop1/skate-deska-flip-tom-penny-toms-friends-annvrsr-blue-7-75-2.jpg)
I'm sorry but this ones lame. Smoking weed has never been 'cool'
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(http://cdn10.bigcommerce.com/s-ae3w3/products/34432/images/64296/GB3669__86329.1552319807.1280.1280.jpg?c=2)
Everything about this is as awful as it gets.
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(https://i.ibb.co/ZxkszxS/D5-D50529-C295-4-F73-93-CF-97182-BFDD8-D4.jpg)
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(https://prodimg.snbz.cz/shop1/skate-deska-flip-tom-penny-toms-friends-annvrsr-blue-7-75-2.jpg)
I'm sorry but this ones lame. Smoking weed has never been 'cool'
You’re a fucking insane person... board’s a classic
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Any graphic related to "weed culture" is automatically on the shit list. BUT, That Tom Penny board above is indeed a classic.
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(https://66.media.tumblr.com/ryUWWkDgRottkn2tLhGzMPApo1_1280.jpg)
Always this one.
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Daveeed
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(https://i.imgur.com/bODCmQc.jpg)
Any Jart graphics with weed/rasta stuff are fucking awful
This one is so stupid, that I kinda like it.
Plan B made me throw up in my mouth a little, though.
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Daveeed
Wow yeah, that's ugly. Also, pretty much any Girl graphic should be a good fit for this thread. Whoever made that Howard one - should've been their last day at work.
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Nigel monster board is the worst
This is a special kid of terrible.
But he won! If vomit could be pressed into a deck, that's what it'd look like.
That Hernandez is horrendous. Its an ok idea I guess if you're 11teen but the execution is total trash.
The left ear of the mouse and the way its connected to the 3rd characters head hurts my eyes to look at.
The glasses the nose the hair all are fucked.
Anatomically incorrect Speedy Gonzales ripoff + contorted hookers, so people think he's a "player". Pathetic.
How many Soundcloud rap "careers" does one have to fail consecutively before typing like Evan Hernandez? My guess is five.
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Enjoi and their Fettyass graphics, My Little Pony and all those.
I’ve never hated Enjoi graphics but I’ve also never wanted to buy one of their boards because I’ve always been so blah on them.
Dumbest graphic I ever owned was the Think board that inspired this Drake Jones board. Can’t find a picture.
(https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/583c4a95d482e969a991d38b/1578855082242-SOOUFTMSSIQIYAA90H0P/ke17ZwdGBToddI8pDm48kH15qVufA2a44jH5nv1lFDNZw-zPPgdn4jUwVcJE1ZvWhcwhEtWJXoshNdA9f1qD7Xj1nVWs2aaTtWBneO2WM-tDEoa0Yx018klYOw7yppBOSNlOvaTHBgnRpwbJRUqZWQ/real_DrakeJones_Pool1996.jpg?format=300w)
At least the illustration on that isn't the worst of the worst. Compared to Enjoi, especially.
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That Gator graphic is a classic, doesn't deserve to be on this list. Also, I like the Durao graphic. I always dig what Numbers puts out, though.
i've never understood why people thought the Gator graphic was sweet--for that matter, really any of the original Vision graphics, and that's coming from someone who has the original Mark Gonzales graphic tattooed...although, that "Old Ghost" John Grigley graphic was kind of cool...but fuck, this shit right here is awful:
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0783/2957/products/11_PSYCHO_STICK_BLUE-DIP_BOTTOM_WEB_large.jpg?v=1549662970)
Surprised you don't like it since Andy Takakjian drew both the first Gonz and Psycho Stick. As for the original Vision graphics, Greg Evans designed the op-art Gator and early text-based decks, as well as the ads. In '84 the first Gator graphic was so popular, 3 of 4 skaters I ever saw had one. In a way, those early graphics saved skateboarding. I kept only one deck from the '80s, a Sims Rocco streetstyler, the graphics comprised only of bold "Rocco" typeface, which I believe was designed by Greg Evans.
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Yo I made my girl a setup with the psycho stick. I use it more than she does though. Its actually a pretty fun shape and also just doesn't deserve to be in this thread. I got it for a few bucks because it was mislabeled or something. Shalom
Had to adjust the rails but after that it was good to go. So stupid yet still great haha
(https://i.imgur.com/EUWvSo8_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium)
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(http://i.imgur.com/ERnWu7c.jpg)
everybody seems to love this stuff. It’s boring and sterile to me
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I’m voting for the John Hill or Jart as the worst. That shit is terrible can’t believe dude would actually even approve of that shit
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(https://66.media.tumblr.com/ryUWWkDgRottkn2tLhGzMPApo1_1280.jpg)
Always this one.
The Herschel Baltrotsky days at Girl were a dark age of bad graphics.
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(http://i.imgur.com/ERnWu7c.jpg)
everybody seems to love this stuff. It’s boring and sterile to me
this is so funny, yeah these pendeleton boards not the best, but when you scratch it up it looks tite.
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Alltimers decks are terrible but it’s the whole point so actually it’s pretty awesome
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(https://iridecolorpencils.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/planb.jpg)
6-finger PJ gets me every time.
(https://i.imgur.com/Hd4L8zh.jpg)
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(https://www.extremeskates.com.au/wp-content/uploads/plab-b-leticia-bufoni-she-devil-deck_3-500x500.jpg)
Wanted to try a PS Stix board and this was on sale, couldn't bring myself to ride this monstrosity.
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(https://www.extremeskates.com.au/wp-content/uploads/plab-b-leticia-bufoni-she-devil-deck_3-500x500.jpg)
Wanted to try a PS Stix board and this was on sale, couldn't bring myself to ride this monstrosity.
Can’t tell which is worse
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0605/3649/products/610-089-0811_1024x1024.jpg?v=1444146647)
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yup any revive deck
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The David Gonzalez one is cornier by a margin, but they're definitely still in the same realm of shit. Six-finger PJ has me laughing. They put a Nike shirt on Prod too, gross.
Os89, I'm liking that carpet.
*Let's throw this in the ring. What kind of spring break/Coachella neon circus douchebag would take this board seriously? Click image if you want your eyes to bleed more.
(http://img4.imagetitan.com/img4/small/21/21_20200209_121408.jpg) (http://img4.imagetitan.com/img.php?image=21_20200209_121408.jpg)
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This
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(https://i.imgur.com/bODCmQc.jpg)
Any Jart graphics with weed/rasta stuff are fucking awful
Hahaha. This reminds me of a Cum Town shirt.
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(https://www.picclickimg.com/d/l400/pict/222898546762_/Rob-Dyrdek-Mini-Horse-Skateboard-Deck-Alien.jpg)
don't forget this
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90% OF GONZ’S GRAPHICS
I said it.
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Any Jart graphics with weed/rasta stuff are fucking awful
Hahaha. This reminds me of a Cum Town shirt.
haha i gave this deck to a homie as a present for his
30. birthday just because the graphic is this dope :D
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Anything by PIZZA.
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90% OF GONZ’S GRAPHICS
I said it.
I find a lot of that stuff to be so lame. Oh you misspelled two words in an incoherent setnence. Lets throw that and the kurt vonnegut knock off sketch you did onto a board.
Squiggly lined sketches + stupid words forming a half baked sentence are what composes half of the krooked boards' art at this point. It was cool at first(debatable) but holy shit is it getting played out with the 100+ boards that follow that stupid ass style.
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I remember having this one only because it was on sale
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90% OF GONZ’S GRAPHICS
I said it.
I find a lot of that stuff to be so lame. Oh you misspelled two words in an incoherent setnence. Lets throw that and the kurt vonnegut knock off sketch you did onto a board.
Squiggly lined sketches + stupid words forming a half baked sentence are what composes half of the krooked boards' art at this point. It was cool at first(debatable) but holy shit is it getting played out with the 100+ boards that follow that stupid ass style.
He's a fried, Fettyesque geezer that's never drawn anything good. Hack art. People love to pretend it isn't true, it's hilarious.
Pizza for sure - not enough wood chippers in the world for that company.
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That isle one with the furrys or any furry graphic actually
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Polar. I don't know why some people like this derivative wannabe old school world industries crapola.
(https://www.nativeskatestore.co.uk/images/polar-skateboards-pontus-alv-charge-skateboard-deck-8-25-p20297-48792_zoom.jpg)
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(https://i.ibb.co/SmgT2k9/Meaty-baord2.jpg)
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(https://prodimg.snbz.cz/shop1/skate-deska-flip-tom-penny-toms-friends-annvrsr-blue-7-75-2.jpg)
I'm sorry but this ones lame. Smoking weed has never been 'cool'
Classic Tom Penny board. I had the matching tan shirt to go with this. I was the coolest 13 year old
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everybody seems to love this stuff. It’s boring and sterile to me
I'm triggered by this. Don P's tenure at workshopalongside Castrucci is fucking magical, best art department of that late 90s-early 2000s era by far IMO. Pendleton decks were utterly original at the time and have been endlessly imitated and bitten from ever since. I have 2 on the wall.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/19/c8/5c/19c85c8dc3b30a1c604613d4329ce0f1.png)
Sorry to be mad. Just didn't expect one of the GOATs to end up in this god-forsaken thread
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I'd like to respectfully nominate the Two Felons x Element deck, and the Girl #prettysweet hashtag boards.
Alien, for being one of the best companies ever, definitely has some contenders form peak Dyrdek days.
Edit: I don't mean those Pendleton ones, love him. The ones from his TV show, etc.
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everybody seems to love this stuff. It’s boring and sterile to me
I'm triggered by this. Don P's tenure at workshopalongside Castrucci is fucking magical, best art department of that late 90s-early 2000s era by far IMO. Pendleton decks were utterly original at the time and have been endlessly imitated and bitten from ever since. I have 2 on the wall.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/19/c8/5c/19c85c8dc3b30a1c604613d4329ce0f1.png)
Sorry to be mad. Just didn't expect one of the GOATs to end up in this god-forsaken thread
Justified anger. Pendleton represents a glorious time in skateboarding, that was lost along the way.
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That Hernandez is horrendous. Its an ok idea I guess if you're 11teen but the execution is total trash.
The left ear of the mouse and the way its connected to the 3rd characters head hurts my eyes to look at.
The glasses the nose the hair all are fucked.
I think maybe the mouse sat on his sunglasses or maybe his mice friends (pictured) sat on them in the car.
I’m not a detective but that’s my hypothesis based on personal sunglasses sitting on experience. 😎
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any graphic from speed rats
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Josh Casper gifted me this after a pizza-eating contest (I won). It litterary says worst graphic ever so.. /thread
(https://i.ibb.co/rfzgy0q/IMG-0026.jpg)
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(https://skatepharm.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/Consolidated_Deck-FartKnocker.jpg)
(https://scene7.zumiez.com/is/image/zumiez/pdp_hero/Plan-B-Trevor-Blockhead-8.1%22-Skateboard-Deck--_317530.jpg)
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Well this thread has taught me Plan B is fucken dogshit these days.
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(https://www.elevation107.com.au/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/0/0/009005070.jpg)
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That Gator graphic is a classic, doesn't deserve to be on this list. Also, I like the Durao graphic. I always dig what Numbers puts out, though.
i've never understood why people thought the Gator graphic was sweet--for that matter, really any of the original Vision graphics, and that's coming from someone who has the original Mark Gonzales graphic tattooed...although, that "Old Ghost" John Grigley graphic was kind of cool...but fuck, this shit right here is awful:
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0783/2957/products/11_PSYCHO_STICK_BLUE-DIP_BOTTOM_WEB_large.jpg?v=1549662970)
Surprised you don't like it since Andy Takakjian drew both the first Gonz and Psycho Stick. As for the original Vision graphics, Greg Evans designed the op-art Gator and early text-based decks, as well as the ads. In '84 the first Gator graphic was so popular, 3 of 4 skaters I ever saw had one. In a way, those early graphics saved skateboarding. I kept only one deck from the '80s, a Sims Rocco streetstyler, the graphics comprised only of bold "Rocco" typeface, which I believe was designed by Greg Evans.
Damn, you don't fuck with the classic Jinx Batman deck?
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0783/2957/products/Vision_JinxMini_BD0V32_Grey_Bot_grande.jpg?v=1540939880)
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everybody seems to love this stuff. It’s boring and sterile to me
I'm triggered by this. Don P's tenure at workshopalongside Castrucci is fucking magical, best art department of that late 90s-early 2000s era by far IMO. Pendleton decks were utterly original at the time and have been endlessly imitated and bitten from ever since. I have 2 on the wall.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/19/c8/5c/19c85c8dc3b30a1c604613d4329ce0f1.png)
Sorry to be mad. Just didn't expect one of the GOATs to end up in this god-forsaken thread
I definitely don't think his graphics should be in discussion of "worst ever".However, while I like that era of Alien, seeing every pro series be some sort of creature or animal over and over again got a bit repetitive. I prefer seeing his art from time to time for different companies.
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This, lol
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That Gator "parody" that Gentie Jones did is the correct answer as far as I'm concerned.
It goes beyond being just the worst graphic.
But he's a fucking psycho, so whatever.
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I'm triggered by this. Don P's tenure at workshopalongside Castrucci is fucking magical, best art department of that late 90s-early 2000s era by far IMO. Pendleton decks were utterly original at the time and have been endlessly imitated and bitten from ever since. I have 2 on the wall.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/19/c8/5c/19c85c8dc3b30a1c604613d4329ce0f1.png)
those are even worse than the ones i posted
art is subjective, but that is pointless scribbling to me. no edge or personality
no better than the doodles on a ninth grader’s trapper keeper
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DGK has some horrible ones.
(https://i.postimg.cc/nVG6Jths/Yo-Ghetto-Ghetto.jpg) (https://postimages.org/) (https://postimages.org/)
(https://i.postimg.cc/52hPzPtd/473104-dgk-i-love-weed-white-deck-7-67-w1920w.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
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anything Nora.
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Santa Cruz is the worst because of stuff like this:
(https://static.highsnobiety.com/thumbor/96yMbV1Ri1IyloYqv2yYZVrR-kU=/fit-in/540x400/smart/static.highsnobiety.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/santa-cruz-the-simpsons-homer-simpson-skateboard-1.jpg)
Modern day Powell is atrocious as well.
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DGK has some horrible ones.
(https://i.postimg.cc/52hPzPtd/473104-dgk-i-love-weed-white-deck-7-67-w1920w.jpg)[/url]
I weed weed.
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Josh Casper gifted me this after a pizza-eating contest (I won). It litterary says worst graphic ever so.. /thread
(https://i.ibb.co/rfzgy0q/IMG-0026.jpg)
I think this is a take on a big brother cover or some ad.
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Josh Casper gifted me this after a pizza-eating contest (I won). It litterary says worst graphic ever so.. /thread
(https://i.ibb.co/rfzgy0q/IMG-0026.jpg)
yeah it was a big brother cover
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everybody seems to love this stuff. It’s boring and sterile to me
I'm triggered by this. Don P's tenure at workshopalongside Castrucci is fucking magical, best art department of that late 90s-early 2000s era by far IMO. Pendleton decks were utterly original at the time and have been endlessly imitated and bitten from ever since. I have 2 on the wall.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/19/c8/5c/19c85c8dc3b30a1c604613d4329ce0f1.png)
Sorry to be mad. Just didn't expect one of the GOATs to end up in this god-forsaken thread
I definitely don't think his graphics should be in discussion of "worst ever".However, while I like that era of Alien, seeing every pro series be some sort of creature or animal over and over again got a bit repetitive. I prefer seeing his art from time to time for different companies.
This era of AWS (Photosynthesis, Mosiac) had a defined artistic identity, the moved passed the Alien graphic and having every team member as a different animals helped that identity. The current run of graphics feel like generic team boards with the Alien icon being recycled. It's still better than when they had Dyrdek boards with Monster Energy logos all over them.
(https://i.pinimg.com/170x/e9/26/a8/e926a8f96d9d6f94a3824cc87dfe0130.jpg)
I know Dyrdek was trying to save the brand but they really shit the bed with these graphics and bastardized the brand identity.
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everybody seems to love this stuff. It’s boring and sterile to me
I'm triggered by this. Don P's tenure at workshopalongside Castrucci is fucking magical, best art department of that late 90s-early 2000s era by far IMO. Pendleton decks were utterly original at the time and have been endlessly imitated and bitten from ever since. I have 2 on the wall.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/19/c8/5c/19c85c8dc3b30a1c604613d4329ce0f1.png)
Sorry to be mad. Just didn't expect one of the GOATs to end up in this god-forsaken thread
I definitely don't think his graphics should be in discussion of "worst ever".However, while I like that era of Alien, seeing every pro series be some sort of creature or animal over and over again got a bit repetitive. I prefer seeing his art from time to time for different companies.
This era of AWS (Photosynthesis, Mosiac) had a defined artistic identity, the moved passed the Alien graphic and having every team member as a different animals helped that identity. The current run of graphics feel like generic team boards with the Alien icon being recycled. It's still better than when they had Dyrdek boards with Monster Energy logos all over them.
(https://i.pinimg.com/170x/e9/26/a8/e926a8f96d9d6f94a3824cc87dfe0130.jpg)
I know Dyrdek was trying to save the brand but they really shit the bed with these graphics and bastardized the brand identity.
Most if not all of those boards were pretty much promo for Monster distributers and such if I remember correctly?
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(https://www.nativeskatestore.co.uk/images/darkstar-darkstar-cameo-wilson-rain-green-skateboard-deck-8-0-p19241-46064_medium.jpg)
How fuckin corny is this shit
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That Gator graphic is a classic, doesn't deserve to be on this list. Also, I like the Durao graphic. I always dig what Numbers puts out, though.
i've never understood why people thought the Gator graphic was sweet--for that matter, really any of the original Vision graphics, and that's coming from someone who has the original Mark Gonzales graphic tattooed...although, that "Old Ghost" John Grigley graphic was kind of cool...but fuck, this shit right here is awful:
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0783/2957/products/11_PSYCHO_STICK_BLUE-DIP_BOTTOM_WEB_large.jpg?v=1549662970)
Surprised you don't like it since Andy Takakjian drew both the first Gonz and Psycho Stick. As for the original Vision graphics, Greg Evans designed the op-art Gator and early text-based decks, as well as the ads. In '84 the first Gator graphic was so popular, 3 of 4 skaters I ever saw had one. In a way, those early graphics saved skateboarding. I kept only one deck from the '80s, a Sims Rocco streetstyler, the graphics comprised only of bold "Rocco" typeface, which I believe was designed by Greg Evans.
Damn, you don't fuck with the classic Jinx Batman deck?
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0783/2957/products/Vision_JinxMini_BD0V32_Grey_Bot_grande.jpg?v=1540939880)
nope, can't do it--never been a big fan of bats myself...am i weird?
i dig this though:
(https://www.picclickimg.com/d/l400/pict/401624217764_/Vision-Tom-Groholski-Hurricane-Mini-1987-NOS-Skateboard.jpg)
and hey, any of you old-timers remember this shit right here--one of the first decks to have a serious nose if i remember...pretty sick graphic too actually:
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0783/2957/products/Vision_LeeRalph_BD0V8_Green_Bottom_large.jpg?v=1445385376)
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Bobby DeKaiser’s new Quasi graphics are dog shit. Real step down for Quasi.
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Josh Casper gifted me this after a pizza-eating contest (I won). It litterary says worst graphic ever so.. /thread
No, it was an old Heath graphic
There's some really fucking good ones in here - nearly all are hilarious
I weed weed.
And I have this one to add. I loved 1031 in the early teen days, cause they were nearby and I was desperate for anything 'punk'. So I was searching for one graphic they had with a goblin coming out of a toilet, and the phrase BEWARE THE BUTT GOBLIN in bold green text. I honestly had that graphic on a t-shirt and would wear it almost every day to school at age 15 or so... Anyway those were silly & golden days, but I digress. I wanted to post the butt goblin graphic, couldn't find it, and found this shit instead
(https://i.imgur.com/YqKtOl7.png?1)
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i still love this
(https://i.imgur.com/OsmOPBL.png)
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There are so many shit brands out there in this day and age of digital globalism, where any kook from Nebraska can just slop his own ‘pro’ graphic onto Chinese plywood.. Probably an app out there somewhere that uses a facial recognition based algorithm to randomly spit out a board graphic for you with the option to in-app purchase and have the board amazon primed to your doorstep. There is a long list of board brands, old and new, that are simply not worth mentioning or acknowledging.
As far as actual, established, recognizable brands go I will say that I have never seen a Real board that I’ve even kind of liked. How they can still afford Ishod is mindblowing. Any board that has ever had the name t-puds, p-rod, shane, nyjah or chris haslam on it one can assume with 100% certainty the graphic is trash. Also any board with the Shake Junt grip tape is instantly trash regardless of the actual graphic.
They can still afford Ishod because they sell a lot of boards. Just because you don't like their graphics 1) doesn't mean they don't sell, and 2) doesn't mean everyone else hates their graphics as well. Also, a lot of people buy Real boards because they're DLX and DLX decks are objectively great.
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Anything Plan B
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i still love this
(https://i.imgur.com/OsmOPBL.png)
yeah, this rips.
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i still love this
(https://i.imgur.com/OsmOPBL.png)
Nah, this is one of the best graphics.
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Anything Plan B
It really does seem that Plan B has absolutely no art direction...or if they do have a art direction, it's super wack and cheesy
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Santa Cruz is the worst because of stuff like this:
(https://static.highsnobiety.com/thumbor/96yMbV1Ri1IyloYqv2yYZVrR-kU=/fit-in/540x400/smart/static.highsnobiety.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/santa-cruz-the-simpsons-homer-simpson-skateboard-1.jpg)
Modern day Powell is atrocious as well.
Are you talking about Powell before they rebranded themselves as Powell-Peralta again in like 2009-2010? I would agree that fun era Powell was fucking terrible. Since the renaming they brought back VCJ and he is arguably the greatest skate artist ever in my opinion. So many fucking amazing graphics.
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haha somebody actually likes modern powell graphics
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I love modern day powell
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Santa Cruz is the worst because of stuff like this:
(https://static.highsnobiety.com/thumbor/96yMbV1Ri1IyloYqv2yYZVrR-kU=/fit-in/540x400/smart/static.highsnobiety.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/santa-cruz-the-simpsons-homer-simpson-skateboard-1.jpg)
Modern day Powell is atrocious as well.
Are you talking about Powell before they rebranded themselves as Powell-Peralta again in like 2009-2010? I would agree that fun era Powell was fucking terrible. Since the renaming they brought back VCJ and he is arguably the greatest skate artist ever in my opinion. So many fucking amazing graphics.
His old stuff is untouchable, but his new stuff? Nowhere close. The design and shading is laszy and uninspired.
The only halfway decent graphic he’s done lately was the Agah. This coming from a guy who has an original Kevin Harris hanging in his house.
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i still love this
(https://i.imgur.com/OsmOPBL.png)
Funniest shit I've seen today - keeping the perceived typo on his last name is a nice touch.
Powell is gross.
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(http://i.imgur.com/ERnWu7c.jpg)
everybody seems to love this stuff. It’s boring and sterile to me
I'm triggered by this. Don P's tenure at workshopalongside Castrucci is fucking magical, best art department of that late 90s-early 2000s era by far IMO. Pendleton decks were utterly original at the time and have been endlessly imitated and bitten from ever since. I have 2 on the wall.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/19/c8/5c/19c85c8dc3b30a1c604613d4329ce0f1.png)
Sorry to be mad. Just didn't expect one of the GOATs to end up in this god-forsaken thread
I definitely don't think his graphics should be in discussion of "worst ever".However, while I like that era of Alien, seeing every pro series be some sort of creature or animal over and over again got a bit repetitive. I prefer seeing his art from time to time for different companies.
This era of AWS (Photosynthesis, Mosiac) had a defined artistic identity, the moved passed the Alien graphic and having every team member as a different animals helped that identity. The current run of graphics feel like generic team boards with the Alien icon being recycled. It's still better than when they had Dyrdek boards with Monster Energy logos all over them.
(https://i.pinimg.com/170x/e9/26/a8/e926a8f96d9d6f94a3824cc87dfe0130.jpg)
I know Dyrdek was trying to save the brand but they really shit the bed with these graphics and bastardized the brand identity.
Most if not all of those boards were pretty much promo for Monster distributers and such if I remember correctly?
Don Pendleton shouldn't have been brought up in this thread, ever.
It might not be your style but these are done really well. Even the microcosm series are a shitload of work and has characters all over. He has his own style and this is definitely what he's known for.
And of course his creatures will be repeated on decks, that what that Alien Workshop era and style was all about. And ieven if you didn't like it, at least they had a distinctive style and direction. Not like many many other 'companies' that just throw a logo on their board.
After he left Alien went down hill VERY fast. And it hurts to say that. They went with the whole Rob and Big crap, Monster energy decks, Meaty decks, lame collaborations (first Warhol was awesome, after that... sheesh) for the money, understand. But it killed them in the long run.. Alien was gone.
I had the chance to pitch some graphics to them when they restarted.
In my opinion they were great but they got rejected while the abominations like this got made. After that I couldn't take them seriously anymore. I still love AWS but 'those graphics' were a slap in the face.
Who the hell comes up with this?
I couldn't take it seriously.
That Pig board? come on man...
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0605/3649/products/610-006-0836_d681f9d9-8ac8-44cd-83a1-7414c305488d_1024x1024.jpeg?v=1450806744)
(https://img.skatewarehouse.com/watermark/rs.php?path=AWSMPRO82DK-1.jpg&nw=500)
https://www.instagram.com/p/-zN1DpkpLL/
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everybody seems to love this stuff. It’s boring and sterile to me
I'm triggered by this. Don P's tenure at workshopalongside Castrucci is fucking magical, best art department of that late 90s-early 2000s era by far IMO. Pendleton decks were utterly original at the time and have been endlessly imitated and bitten from ever since. I have 2 on the wall.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/19/c8/5c/19c85c8dc3b30a1c604613d4329ce0f1.png)
Sorry to be mad. Just didn't expect one of the GOATs to end up in this god-forsaken thread
I definitely don't think his graphics should be in discussion of "worst ever".However, while I like that era of Alien, seeing every pro series be some sort of creature or animal over and over again got a bit repetitive. I prefer seeing his art from time to time for different companies.
This era of AWS (Photosynthesis, Mosiac) had a defined artistic identity, the moved passed the Alien graphic and having every team member as a different animals helped that identity. The current run of graphics feel like generic team boards with the Alien icon being recycled. It's still better than when they had Dyrdek boards with Monster Energy logos all over them.
(https://i.pinimg.com/170x/e9/26/a8/e926a8f96d9d6f94a3824cc87dfe0130.jpg)
I know Dyrdek was trying to save the brand but they really shit the bed with these graphics and bastardized the brand identity.
Most if not all of those boards were pretty much promo for Monster distributers and such if I remember correctly?
Don Pendleton shouldn't have been brought up in this thread, ever.
It might not be your style but these are done really well. Even the microcosm series are a shitload of work and has characters all over. He has his own style and this is definitely what he's known for.
And of course his creatures will be repeated on decks, that what that Alien Workshop era and style was all about. And ieven if you didn't like it, at least they had a distinctive style and direction. Not like many many other 'companies' that just throw a logo on their board.
After he left Alien went down hill VERY fast. And it hurts to say that. They went with the whole Rob and Big crap, Monster energy decks, Meaty decks, lame collaborations (first Warhol was awesome, after that... sheesh) for the money, understand. But it killed them in the long run.. Alien was gone.
I had the chance to pitch some graphics to them when they restarted.
In my opinion they were great but they got rejected while the abominations like this got made. After that I couldn't take them seriously anymore. I still love AWS but 'those graphics' were a slap in the face.
Who the hell comes up with this?
I couldn't take it seriously.
That Pig board? come on man...
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0605/3649/products/610-006-0836_d681f9d9-8ac8-44cd-83a1-7414c305488d_1024x1024.jpeg?v=1450806744)
(https://img.skatewarehouse.com/watermark/rs.php?path=AWSMPRO82DK-1.jpg&nw=500)
https://www.instagram.com/p/-zN1DpkpLL/
post your graphics
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There you go:
(https://scontent-bru2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/48390975_986732271534779_6955712918990094336_o.jpg?_nc_cat=110&_nc_ohc=hUSQIfccW78AX-eQThb&_nc_ht=scontent-bru2-1.xx&oh=89bcddfd3cf1bf7bfbd921a12e97c265&oe=5EFF9834)
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There you go:
(https://scontent-bru2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/48390975_986732271534779_6955712918990094336_o.jpg?_nc_cat=110&_nc_ohc=hUSQIfccW78AX-eQThb&_nc_ht=scontent-bru2-1.xx&oh=89bcddfd3cf1bf7bfbd921a12e97c265&oe=5EFF9834)
they made the wrong call
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Thank you man, appreciate it
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There you go:
(https://scontent-bru2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/48390975_986732271534779_6955712918990094336_o.jpg?_nc_cat=110&_nc_ohc=hUSQIfccW78AX-eQThb&_nc_ht=scontent-bru2-1.xx&oh=89bcddfd3cf1bf7bfbd921a12e97c265&oe=5EFF9834)
Agreed, the teal colour stands out from regular AWS graphics.
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There you go:
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Damn those are tight dude. Try to resubmit them to AWS 2.0 maybe they won't kook it this time.
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Thanks a lot man.
haha maybe, maybe I will but I'm afraid they won't get back.
They can even have them for free ...
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Oh man that's a really good series
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(https://img.skatewarehouse.com/watermark/rs.php?path=TYPSKSN82DK-1.jpg&nw=435)
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I used to try to doodle like pendleton in middle school and they never turned out good. He is a legend.
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i still love this
(https://i.imgur.com/OsmOPBL.png)
I really wish I'd bought a few boxes of these to see me through the rest of my skating days.
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Santa Cruz is the worst because of stuff like this:
(https://static.highsnobiety.com/thumbor/96yMbV1Ri1IyloYqv2yYZVrR-kU=/fit-in/540x400/smart/static.highsnobiety.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/santa-cruz-the-simpsons-homer-simpson-skateboard-1.jpg)
Modern day Powell is atrocious as well.
Are you talking about Powell before they rebranded themselves as Powell-Peralta again in like 2009-2010? I would agree that fun era Powell was fucking terrible. Since the renaming they brought back VCJ and he is arguably the greatest skate artist ever in my opinion. So many fucking amazing graphics.
His old stuff is untouchable, but his new stuff? Nowhere close. The design and shading is laszy and uninspired.
The only halfway decent graphic he’s done lately was the Agah. This coming from a guy who has an original Kevin Harris hanging in his house.
80s Powell is the best even though at the time I liked Santa Cruz better cause I was into cartoons over what I saw as more serious art, like the Cab dragon.
I’m taking about this...
(https://scene7.zumiez.com/is/image/zumiez/pdp_hero/Powell-Peralta-Flight-Blair-Bushido-8.25%22-Skateboard-Deck--_309378.jpg)
Graphics like this are horrible and certainly don’t belong on a popsicle deck.
Powell should just give up on new graphics and just run with the flight logo that is dull but non-offensive.
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Santa Cruz is the worst because of stuff like this:
(https://static.highsnobiety.com/thumbor/96yMbV1Ri1IyloYqv2yYZVrR-kU=/fit-in/540x400/smart/static.highsnobiety.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/santa-cruz-the-simpsons-homer-simpson-skateboard-1.jpg)
Modern day Powell is atrocious as well.
Are you talking about Powell before they rebranded themselves as Powell-Peralta again in like 2009-2010? I would agree that fun era Powell was fucking terrible. Since the renaming they brought back VCJ and he is arguably the greatest skate artist ever in my opinion. So many fucking amazing graphics.
His old stuff is untouchable, but his new stuff? Nowhere close. The design and shading is laszy and uninspired.
The only halfway decent graphic he’s done lately was the Agah. This coming from a guy who has an original Kevin Harris hanging in his house.
80s Powell is the best even though at the time I liked Santa Cruz better cause I was into cartoons over what I saw as more serious art, like the Cab dragon.
I’m taking about this...
(https://scene7.zumiez.com/is/image/zumiez/pdp_hero/Powell-Peralta-Flight-Blair-Bushido-8.25%22-Skateboard-Deck--_309378.jpg)
Graphics like this are horrible and certainly don’t belong on a popsicle deck.
Powell should just give up on new graphics and just run with the flight logo that is dull but non-offensive.
I think present day powell is horrible as well but that graffic is better than the flight one.
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Santa Cruz is the worst because of stuff like this:
(https://static.highsnobiety.com/thumbor/96yMbV1Ri1IyloYqv2yYZVrR-kU=/fit-in/540x400/smart/static.highsnobiety.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/santa-cruz-the-simpsons-homer-simpson-skateboard-1.jpg)
Modern day Powell is atrocious as well.
Are you talking about Powell before they rebranded themselves as Powell-Peralta again in like 2009-2010? I would agree that fun era Powell was fucking terrible. Since the renaming they brought back VCJ and he is arguably the greatest skate artist ever in my opinion. So many fucking amazing graphics.
His old stuff is untouchable, but his new stuff? Nowhere close. The design and shading is laszy and uninspired.
The only halfway decent graphic he’s done lately was the Agah. This coming from a guy who has an original Kevin Harris hanging in his house.
80s Powell is the best even though at the time I liked Santa Cruz better cause I was into cartoons over what I saw as more serious art, like the Cab dragon.
I’m taking about this...
(https://scene7.zumiez.com/is/image/zumiez/pdp_hero/Powell-Peralta-Flight-Blair-Bushido-8.25%22-Skateboard-Deck--_309378.jpg)
Graphics like this are horrible and certainly don’t belong on a popsicle deck.
Powell should just give up on new graphics and just run with the flight logo that is dull but non-offensive.
Id take that over Pendleton’s hipstery geometric doodles any day
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(https://scontent-bru2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/48390975_986732271534779_6955712918990094336_o.jpg?_nc_cat=110&_nc_ohc=hUSQIfccW78AX-eQThb&_nc_ht=scontent-bru2-1.xx&oh=89bcddfd3cf1bf7bfbd921a12e97c265&oe=5EFF9834)
I would be really irresponsible and buy all of these. Nice work.
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Santa Cruz is the worst because of stuff like this:
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Modern day Powell is atrocious as well.
Are you talking about Powell before they rebranded themselves as Powell-Peralta again in like 2009-2010? I would agree that fun era Powell was fucking terrible. Since the renaming they brought back VCJ and he is arguably the greatest skate artist ever in my opinion. So many fucking amazing graphics.
His old stuff is untouchable, but his new stuff? Nowhere close. The design and shading is laszy and uninspired.
The only halfway decent graphic he’s done lately was the Agah. This coming from a guy who has an original Kevin Harris hanging in his house.
80s Powell is the best even though at the time I liked Santa Cruz better cause I was into cartoons over what I saw as more serious art, like the Cab dragon.
I’m taking about this...
(https://scene7.zumiez.com/is/image/zumiez/pdp_hero/Powell-Peralta-Flight-Blair-Bushido-8.25%22-Skateboard-Deck--_309378.jpg)
Graphics like this are horrible and certainly don’t belong on a popsicle deck.
Powell should just give up on new graphics and just run with the flight logo that is dull but non-offensive.
Id take that over Pendleton’s hipstery geometric doodles any day
You are nuts,
Powell graphics have always been awful to me. From the classic stuff to today. With a few exceptions.
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Thank you!
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(https://img.skatewarehouse.com/watermark/rs.php?path=TYPSKSN82DK-1.jpg&nw=435)
That’s fucking Jabjabjabjabjabjabjabberjaw! The most amazing shark you ever saw!
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This was Powell’s nadir:
(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/TI8AAOSwnipWaF92/s-l400.jpg)
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what was that powell graphic called.. "Fucc Boi"?
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Don Pendleton's work for AWS was amazing. That is the last thing I expected to see in this thread. That art direction (along with Castrucci's over at Habitat) was a big part of my childhood.
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This was Powell’s nadir:
(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/TI8AAOSwnipWaF92/s-l400.jpg)
And here I was thinking current era Powell graphics were shit.
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/oNPyrEnuJrWRfSgFt5-LB4ekEmVmLNAuzBv5Hvkzc1cRMmpCRQyM1rFyIMqPfWg29LRTeSv6bJju-LSVxHd_pIBioGxuiq2wMsztn0xLNjl62X785jaIIOIQNzM0yFQ3TrQmgIynX3Y)
Probably targeting parents who weren't going to pay for Dwindle graphics.
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This whole series was particularly bad (unfortunately, there's more), even for Primitive. They all look corny as shit.
(http://img4.imagetitan.com/img4/small/21/21_20200213_115337.jpg) (http://img4.imagetitan.com/img.php?image=21_20200213_115337.jpg)
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I actually kinda like that Jabberjaw haha only decent graphic Thank You put out so far
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This was Powell’s nadir:
(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/TI8AAOSwnipWaF92/s-l400.jpg)
This shit is funny and relevant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvCiGNY0V3I
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This was Powell’s nadir:
(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/TI8AAOSwnipWaF92/s-l400.jpg)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvCiGNY0V3I
So weird that I actually remember the Jay Adams and Muska covers. The Huf cover seems familiar too honestly.
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Don Pendleton's work for AWS was amazing. That is the last thing I expected to see in this thread. That art direction (along with Castrucci's over at Habitat) was a big part of my childhood.
Don or Joe should never be in here. Keep almost buying Nocturnal decks with his art but the ones in the size I want seem to sell out fast
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There you go:
(https://scontent-bru2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/48390975_986732271534779_6955712918990094336_o.jpg?_nc_cat=110&_nc_ohc=hUSQIfccW78AX-eQThb&_nc_ht=scontent-bru2-1.xx&oh=89bcddfd3cf1bf7bfbd921a12e97c265&oe=5EFF9834)
Those are fucking sick and I would have bought any of those.
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Just saw this beaut’
(https://www.tactics.com/a/bzim/2/powell-peralta-decenzo-flight-825-248-shape-skateboard-deck-bear.jpg)
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Just saw this beaut’
(https://www.tactics.com/a/bzim/2/powell-peralta-decenzo-flight-825-248-shape-skateboard-deck-bear.jpg)
The more I stare at it, the more the leaf looks like tiny arms and a tiny colorful body suit.
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Looks like a bib. "Just find a spot for the worst logo ever then throw a "tough" forest animal on it!" Then they couldn't decide between bear or wolf.
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DGK has some horrible ones.
(https://i.postimg.cc/nVG6Jths/Yo-Ghetto-Ghetto.jpg) (https://postimages.org/) (https://postimages.org/)
(https://i.postimg.cc/52hPzPtd/473104-dgk-i-love-weed-white-deck-7-67-w1920w.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
dgk is the corniest shit. they would be better off just selling blanks.
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this one just makes me laugh
(https://noneco.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/slider-arto-02.jpg)
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Any Plan B graphic
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This whole series was particularly bad (unfortunately, there's more), even for Primitive. They all look corny as shit.
(http://img4.imagetitan.com/img4/small/21/21_20200213_115337.jpg) (http://img4.imagetitan.com/img.php?image=21_20200213_115337.jpg)
Good idea, bad execution
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Just saw this beaut’
(https://www.tactics.com/a/bzim/2/powell-peralta-decenzo-flight-825-248-shape-skateboard-deck-bear.jpg)
Bear looks like it suffers from fetal alcohol syndrome.
Nice work, Powell. Well played.
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The Fucked Up Blind Kids Series was shit, specifically the Jerkin Jordan deck.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/08/27/4a/08274a88adb6224cf8f79d9d08e5ea93.jpg)
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Any of the thank you graphics. Specifically the one with torey in the theater. I'd like to think daewon has better taste but i always knew that just wasn't the case
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The shaped board that looks like a banal household object oreos and so on. It reminds me of the Warhol soup cans (vomit)
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Its like Tory saw that kids like Quasi and other collage style decks and thought he could be "artsy" too
(https://img.skatewarehouse.com/watermark/rs.php?path=TYDBPDK-1.jpg&nw=435)
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Its like Tory saw that kids like Quasi and other collage style decks and thought he could be "artsy" too
(https://img.skatewarehouse.com/watermark/rs.php?path=TYDBPDK-1.jpg&nw=435)
Haha spot on. Here's a sweet one by Lil J3M.
(https://assets.bigcartel.com/product_images/221402506/3BE74F01-479F-4476-8CCA-9114A09EB6FF.jpeg?auto=format&fit=max&h=1000&w=1000)
that is all
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DGK has some horrible ones.
(https://i.postimg.cc/nVG6Jths/Yo-Ghetto-Ghetto.jpg) (https://postimages.org/) (https://postimages.org/)
(https://i.postimg.cc/52hPzPtd/473104-dgk-i-love-weed-white-deck-7-67-w1920w.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
I've never ridden a DGK deck and probably never will but I find something funny and charming about these graphics. Yes they are trash but they are like like trash cinema, objectively bad but still entertaining and enjoyable for some reason.
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Ramshackle. I can’t find any pics though...
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The weird real wood grain art they were doing.
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Here it is-The Bartie and the Fellers.
(https://i.postimg.cc/Nytr3CnC/IMG-0321.jpg) (https://postimg.cc/Nytr3CnC)
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(https://www.nativeskatestore.co.uk/images/darkstar-darkstar-cameo-wilson-rain-green-skateboard-deck-8-0-p19241-46064_medium.jpg)
How fuckin corny is this shit
I see your cameo and raise you this
How in the sweet glorious fuck has primitive not been mentioned.
They literally come out with consistent visual diahorea since its conception...
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(https://www.nativeskatestore.co.uk/images/darkstar-darkstar-cameo-wilson-rain-green-skateboard-deck-8-0-p19241-46064_medium.jpg)
How fuckin corny is this shit
I see your cameo and raise you this
How in the sweet glorious fuck has primitive not been mentioned.
They literally come out with consistent visual diahorea since its conception...
Almost got the Primitive one just to try the shape, probably the only time I would have done a full sticker job
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I like how you people act like you've never had a cartoon mouse with a big ass buss it open for ya.
Those Fos Franky graphics are great so I can't totally throw Primitive under the bus.
@Ziggy you made so many people mad in here. Props to you for your consistent AW hate.
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The Travis Scott x Nike skate decks are ass and so are the dunks, idk how he can ruin a pair of dunks like that, and the decks are even worse.
https://shop.travisscott.com/products/cactus-jack-plaid-skate-deck
https://shop.travisscott.com/products/cactus-jack-paisley-skate-deck
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(https://www.nativeskatestore.co.uk/images/darkstar-darkstar-cameo-wilson-rain-green-skateboard-deck-8-0-p19241-46064_medium.jpg)
How fuckin corny is this shit
I see your cameo and raise you this
How in the sweet glorious fuck has primitive not been mentioned.
They literally come out with consistent visual diahorea since its conception...
The "I'm a player!" graphics are the worst. Only bumass adult idiots ever have them.
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The Fucked Up Blind Kids Series was shit, specifically the Jerkin Jordan deck.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/08/27/4a/08274a88adb6224cf8f79d9d08e5ea93.jpg)
Did Jordan tell em to rack off on those reissues? I bought the Guy board on sale and the shape was so good. Graphics were embarrassing as shit though.
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does it get any more generic?
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does it get any more generic?
Just absolutely pathetic. I'd rather have a 4 year olds shitty kindergarten art as a deck graphic. Why did they think this would be funny/interesting? Because McClung starts with a "M", just like Monopoly? That's actually it, isn't it. That's their joke. Garbage.
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Just absolutely pathetic. I'd rather have a 4 year olds shitty kindergarten art as a deck graphic. Why did they think this would be funny/interesting? Because McClung starts with a "M", just like Monopoly? That's actually it, isn't it. That's their joke. Garbage.
Board graphics these days remind me of that Futurama episode where every good name is taken up so new businesses basically spin a wheel or something (can't remember), ending up with names like "bla56wwhh". Especially all those amazingly awful collage prints companies like Thank You are screening, not even in abstract form are any of those boards decent.
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(https://skateparkoftampa.com/spot/productimages/colors/1_73064.jpg)
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(https://scene7.zumiez.com/is/image/zumiez/pdp_hero/2Pac-x-Primitive-Blessed-8.0%22--Skateboard-Deck-_247668.jpg)
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Yup.
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(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0467/0509/products/nw-bulls-mock-blkvener_grande.png?v=1569780091)
Twin nose is nice, but this board could just as well be a blank
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Uggh. At least this got Vinnies teeth right
https://www.instagram.com/p/B8UfEqAHgJu/?igshid=9je98d87nvbp
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the 917 series with the images of food almost put them out of business
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the 917 series with the images of food almost put them out of business
i know this is not the place for it, but they actually might be of business because they have nothing for sale
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CGcumgxl8wX/?igshid=hzipwks9aini
Why did anyone think this was a good idea
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This was Powell’s nadir:
(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/TI8AAOSwnipWaF92/s-l400.jpg)
That was my era
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CGcumgxl8wX/?igshid=hzipwks9aini
Why did anyone think this was a good idea
Lol 105K follow JART? I don't think they have ever had a decent graphic..
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(https://skateparkoftampa.com/spot/productimages/colors/1_73064.jpg)
Yep this one is the shitty graphic hat-trick. Shit brand, corn ball skater, awful uninspired graphic.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CGcumgxl8wX/?igshid=hzipwks9aini
Why did anyone think this was a good idea
Oh man
Jart probably has the worst graphics ever every season
Two options:
1 - not enough control over the graphics guys
2 - spanish people might have bad taste all around
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Why did anyone think this was a good idea
Oh man
Jart probably has the worst graphics ever every season
Two options:
1 - not enough control over the graphics guys
2 - spanish people might have bad taste all around
ahahah spot on.
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the 917 series with the images of food almost put them out of business
I remember their clip art sports series that sold out. Like how?
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1042/3036/products/0025a.jpg?v=1458802339)
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That is wack af
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Futbol. Atrocious, but the 917 GLAM bloard was worse. Not that it's a competition.
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the 917 series with the images of food almost put them out of business
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1042/3036/products/0025a.jpg?v=1458802339)
bc its fucking funny
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its obvious that some of the 917 graphics are purposely stupid or lazy (GLAM, the casserole) but the brand has some charm and their videos outweigh the hit or miss graphics.
Anything that isn't original artwork tends to lean toward awful. Photos of 2pac, anime copy and pastes, hello kitty, bobs burgers, spongebob, DGK style brand-knockoffs (Reeses, cigarettes, cocoa puffs, playboy logos, any branded product).
Graphics that tend to be the opposite of this are ones with original artwork by people closely associated with the brand - Templeton, Evan Hecox, Pendleton, Gonz, Castrucci
Cartoon characters tend to be a sign that the art department has given up.
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Worst Graphics - Thank you, Jart
Best Graphics - Western Edition, Magenta
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Any plan b graphic thta ever made
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Any plan b graphic thta ever made
Nah, Jeremy had some cool decks... but yes 99% of their graphics suck(ed).
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The thank you graphic that repurposed the Tom Penny Cheech and Chong graphic and made it torey and daewon
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Primitive and hook ups anime take the cake
can agree primitive is consistently the shittiest brand in skating but elaborate on your hookups hate, as theyre some of my fav graphics ever
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The April board with the chrome rose against a purple fade background. Horribly cheap looking. But I’m not sure if April boards actually exist in real life. Maybe they’ve never made a tangible product. No one has ever seen one.
Shit, I love April boards. Reminds me of a early 90's Silicon Graphics CGI sizzle reel. And to be honest, that's definitely a style I can fuck with.
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(https://i.ibb.co/QJYmWqm/805538584059-1-1506702260.jpg) (https://ibb.co/QJYmWqm)(https://i.ibb.co/XZvb9w6/805538602333-1-1506694777.jpg) (https://ibb.co/XZvb9w6)(https://i.ibb.co/DwjPhfw/blind-skateboards-blind-cody-mcentire-dip-skateboard-deck-8-0-p14483-32798-medium.jpg) (https://ibb.co/DwjPhfw)(https://i.ibb.co/m8MtnBG/cmash.jpg) (https://ibb.co/m8MtnBG)(https://i.ibb.co/17t4hHc/610-003-0562-1024x1024.jpg) (https://ibb.co/17t4hHc)
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Ya thats bad. Blind ugh
Uggh. At least this got Vinnies teeth right
https://www.instagram.com/p/B8UfEqAHgJu/?igshid=9je98d87nvbp
All those chompers and no food
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(https://i.postimg.cc/PJQqpKjd/Screen-Shot-2020-02-09-at-11-42-37-AM.png)
hahaha
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The Fucked Up Blind Kids Series was shit, specifically the Jerkin Jordan deck.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/08/27/4a/08274a88adb6224cf8f79d9d08e5ea93.jpg)
I had the Henry Sanchez one, it was half price and it was a really nice shape. The graphic actually looked pretty good with the woodstain once it had been scratched up.
(https://images.the-house.com/pizza-emoji-skateboard-deck-17-zoom.jpg)
This, and pretty much every other Pizza graphic, is dog shit though.
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Why did anyone think this was a good idea
Oh man
Jart probably has the worst graphics ever every season
Two options:
1 - not enough control over the graphics guys
2 - spanish people might have bad taste all around
ahahah spot on.
I lived in Spain until I was 12, I can confirm that this is true
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(https://i.ibb.co/QJYmWqm/805538584059-1-1506702260.jpg) (https://ibb.co/QJYmWqm)(https://i.ibb.co/XZvb9w6/805538602333-1-1506694777.jpg) (https://ibb.co/XZvb9w6)(https://i.ibb.co/DwjPhfw/blind-skateboards-blind-cody-mcentire-dip-skateboard-deck-8-0-p14483-32798-medium.jpg) (https://ibb.co/DwjPhfw)(https://i.ibb.co/m8MtnBG/cmash.jpg) (https://ibb.co/m8MtnBG)(https://i.ibb.co/17t4hHc/610-003-0562-1024x1024.jpg) (https://ibb.co/17t4hHc)
Damn Cody Mac did have some horrible graphics
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(https://i.ibb.co/QJYmWqm/805538584059-1-1506702260.jpg) (https://ibb.co/QJYmWqm)(https://i.ibb.co/XZvb9w6/805538602333-1-1506694777.jpg) (https://ibb.co/XZvb9w6)(https://i.ibb.co/DwjPhfw/blind-skateboards-blind-cody-mcentire-dip-skateboard-deck-8-0-p14483-32798-medium.jpg) (https://ibb.co/DwjPhfw)(https://i.ibb.co/m8MtnBG/cmash.jpg) (https://ibb.co/m8MtnBG)(https://i.ibb.co/17t4hHc/610-003-0562-1024x1024.jpg) (https://ibb.co/17t4hHc)
Damn Cody Mac did have some horrible graphics
The Zeus shitting one is hilarious
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can agree primitive is consistently the shittiest brand in skating but elaborate on your hookups hate, as theyre some of my fav graphics ever
I hate primitive with a burning passion. How many skaters are that into Naruto and DBZ? It seems that they only release anime shit or obnoxiously gold graphics. I was at a park and someone's primitive deck reflected the sun right into my eyes and I went blind for a sec.
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I hate primitive with a burning passion. How many skaters are that into Naruto and DBZ? It seems that they only release anime shit or obnoxiously gold graphics. I was at a park and someone's primitive deck reflected the sun right into my eyes and I went blind for a sec.
Lets be real, they gotta make bank on those partnerships somehow. Though considering how fast that Sailor Moon run sold out...
I would have absolutely gotten a Sailor Moon Primitive deck, not gonna lie. Now where's my fucking Gundam decks?
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For sure but they feel so lazy. " Oh yeah you know what two subculture would gel together. Skateboarders and weebs!!!" I don't see many people actually skating the decks just buying the cringey collabs that they do. At least there team is solid but I do wish Franky would go somewhere else. It just feels cheap like how many times can you make naruto decks?
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My God why would anyone want to bring up AWS. They are so fragile for even if you whisper but its name it could disappear into the wind...
From the thread and because of the company size it literally is in the order of:
Plan B
Flip
DGK
Thank you
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Not the worst probably but pretty damn bad.
(http://www.skateparkoftampa.com/spot/productimages/colors/1_75502.jpg)
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My God why would anyone want to bring up AWS. They are so fragile for even if you whisper but its name it could disappear into the wind...
From the thread and because of the company size it literally is in the order of:
Plan B
Flip
DGK
Thank you
Even if you dont like don pendletons style, to think that its anywhere as bad as a plan b graphic is seriously regular
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palace
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(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/wZ0AAOSw2ZhfmfVt/s-l300.png)
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I would love to know what the fuck is going on at Element right now. They seem like they are basically a licensing company these days
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All the numbers boards were awful. I very surprised they're still a company.
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(https://www.thedrawingboards.com/perch/resources/decks-web-2020.jpg)
i know there a small company and i feel abit bad for putitng them on blast but that cow suckings the human tit is just so horrendous...
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third set of boards up from the bottom, sorry didnt realise it was one massive picture before i posted.
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(https://www.thedrawingboards.com/perch/resources/decks-web-2020.jpg)
i know there a small company and i feel abit bad for putitng them on blast but that cow suckings the human tit is just so horrendous...
I kinda dig it actually lmaoooo
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(https://www.thedrawingboards.com/perch/resources/decks-web-2020.jpg)
i know there a small company and i feel abit bad for putitng them on blast but that cow suckings the human tit is just so horrendous...
I kinda dig it actually lmaoooo
Yeah I think a lot of these are pretty cool
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(https://i.ibb.co/rwdGkzC/C74-FFB6-C-EB1-B-4348-9858-483677026-E53.jpg) (https://ibb.co/rwdGkzC)
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The Fucked Up Blind Kids Series was shit, specifically the Jerkin Jordan deck.
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/08/27/4a/08274a88adb6224cf8f79d9d08e5ea93.jpg)
Did Jordan tell em to rack off on those reissues? I bought the Guy board on sale and the shape was so good. Graphics were embarrassing as shit though.
When that series was super sick for it's time. I remember skating the Guy board. That's one of the more memorable series burned in my brand from early 90's. If you are not of that era then it might go right over your head.
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(https://iridecolorpencils.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/planb.jpg)
I knew these would be in here
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(https://www.revert95.com/cms_img/primitive_cereal_killers_skateboard_deck_c.1417087014.jpg)
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(https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/wZ0AAOSw2ZhfmfVt/s-l300.png)
What the. Lol
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CHjPUDcBOaI/
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(https://www.thedrawingboards.com/perch/resources/decks-web-2020.jpg)
i know there a small company and i feel abit bad for putitng them on blast but that cow suckings the human tit is just so horrendous...
I kinda dig it actually lmaoooo
Yeah I think a lot of these are pretty cool
They're deadly
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(https://i.imgur.com/nMnh9Cw.png)
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Did anyone ever put out a board or series of boards with their pros as Southpark style characters?
If so those ones.
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Plan B's image is so lame I wonder if PJ Ladd was so disappointed in it he just decided to go AWOL on the industry.
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(https://www.thedrawingboards.com/perch/resources/decks-web-2020.jpg)
i know there a small company and i feel abit bad for putitng them on blast but that cow suckings the human tit is just so horrendous...
I kinda dig it actually lmaoooo
Yeah I think a lot of these are pretty cool
I like the bird graphics. If they were released by passport they'd be sold out.
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Did anyone ever put out a board or series of boards with their pros as Southpark style characters?
If so those ones.
Shorty's did
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(https://i.ibb.co/QJYmWqm/805538584059-1-1506702260.jpg) (https://ibb.co/QJYmWqm)(https://i.ibb.co/XZvb9w6/805538602333-1-1506694777.jpg) (https://ibb.co/XZvb9w6)(https://i.ibb.co/DwjPhfw/blind-skateboards-blind-cody-mcentire-dip-skateboard-deck-8-0-p14483-32798-medium.jpg) (https://ibb.co/DwjPhfw)(https://i.ibb.co/m8MtnBG/cmash.jpg) (https://ibb.co/m8MtnBG)(https://i.ibb.co/17t4hHc/610-003-0562-1024x1024.jpg) (https://ibb.co/17t4hHc)
That bottom one on the looks like these maple graphics I got the ski shop.
I think they were Jason Carney boards or something? The wood had just gone from really really good to total poop. Was he a Born again Christian or something? He had like 2 or 3 angry God looking graphics.
Very bad graphics. Horrendous wood.
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picturespicturespictures
i know there a small company and i feel abit bad for putitng them on blast but that cow suckings the human tit is just so horrendous...
holy fuck, whoever does this needs to chill the f out. what is going on. just make nice graphics ffs. no one reads all that shit on the boards.
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(https://www.thedrawingboards.com/perch/resources/decks-web-2020.jpg)
i know there a small company and i feel abit bad for putitng them on blast but that cow suckings the human tit is just so horrendous...
I kinda dig it actually lmaoooo
Lol me too.
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i know there a small company and i feel abit bad for putitng them on blast but that cow suckings the human tit is just so horrendous...
I kinda dig it actually lmaoooo
Lol me too.
Many of those look really dope
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(https://www.nativeskatestore.co.uk/images/sandoval-shitman-skateboard-deck-8-375-p25650-63043_zoom.jpg)
Feel bad for Tommy Gunz getting this graphic.
If you think this stuff is bad you guys haven't seen the graphics coming out of China.
(https://img.alicdn.com/imgextra/i1/2174614810/O1CN01VzMDiH1lP1gSBmwMC_!!2174614810.jpg)
(https://img.alicdn.com/imgextra/i2/189979571/O1CN01r9uFy82KZZMnr5fZY_!!189979571.jpg)
(https://img.alicdn.com/imgextra/i2/189979571/O1CN018OsG1s2KZZMn3CuoR_!!189979571.jpg)
Copy of the DGK tuner car series in there too.
Their motto is "No Pee No Zone". Also "Who cares about copyright infringement", probably.
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theres a local guy making boards up here and as much as id like to support his brand, i cannot bring myself to even consider buying one of these. so so bad.
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(https://www.nativeskatestore.co.uk/images/sandoval-shitman-skateboard-deck-8-375-p25650-63043_zoom.jpg)
Feel bad for Tommy Gunz getting this graphic.
If you think this stuff is bad you guys haven't seen the graphics coming out of China.
(https://img.alicdn.com/imgextra/i1/2174614810/O1CN01VzMDiH1lP1gSBmwMC_!!2174614810.jpg)
(https://img.alicdn.com/imgextra/i2/189979571/O1CN01r9uFy82KZZMnr5fZY_!!189979571.jpg)
(https://img.alicdn.com/imgextra/i2/189979571/O1CN018OsG1s2KZZMn3CuoR_!!189979571.jpg)
Copy of the DGK tuner car series in there too.
Their motto is "No Pee No Zone". Also "Who cares about copyright infringement", probably.
Those china boards are hilarious
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(https://www.nativeskatestore.co.uk/images/sandoval-shitman-skateboard-deck-8-375-p25650-63043_zoom.jpg)
Feel bad for Tommy Gunz getting this graphic.
If you think this stuff is bad you guys haven't seen the graphics coming out of China.
(https://img.alicdn.com/imgextra/i1/2174614810/O1CN01VzMDiH1lP1gSBmwMC_!!2174614810.jpg)
(https://img.alicdn.com/imgextra/i2/189979571/O1CN01r9uFy82KZZMnr5fZY_!!189979571.jpg)
(https://img.alicdn.com/imgextra/i2/189979571/O1CN018OsG1s2KZZMn3CuoR_!!189979571.jpg)
Copy of the DGK tuner car series in there too.
Their motto is "No Pee No Zone". Also "Who cares about copyright infringement", probably.
Those china boards are hilarious
That shit man graphic is hilarious, imagine being surprised with that one in the new drop
Also hilarious is the Google knockoff graphic considering google is banned in China
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The dogue one is funny
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d3/cd/b9/d3cdb9a1d5f30eb906ad7c7391117a83.jpg)
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damn, Sylvester the Cat got demoted to Pussy Cat
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I just noticed in the Bugs and Lola one: If you look at the picture frame at the back, Lola is married to Porky pig. Now Bugs is porking his wife.
I love how little of a shit China gives about copyright. They love ripping off Primitive graphics. Hell, they even rip off Jart graphics.
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Now where's my fucking Gundam decks?
finesse has gotchyu
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Lawyer up and sue china then. If warner bros cant do shit what can you even do about that
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CHjPUDcBOaI/
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Kook Neen all you want for fitness/influencer bullshit but I don't think this belongs in here.
agreed, this belongs in a "good graphics ruined by the pro" thread
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Yeah that Neen board is tight. Did he do the graphics? I know he does quite often
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Yeah that Neen board is tight. Did he do the graphics? I know he does quite often
yeah i believe it's his
local company, looks like a dollar store element clone
(https://www.semperboards.pl/foto/semper_zebra_8.125.jpg)
(https://a.allegroimg.com/s1024/0c0248/7000e64048ec8356d54b152aaba7)
there's a lot more but i don't want to look at them
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Feel bad for Tommy Gunz getting this graphic.
Those china boards are hilarious
That shit man graphic is hilarious, imagine being surprised with that one in the new drop
The Shitman is a reissue of a late 90's (1997) Zero graphic, there was also Dickman. I have stickers of both from back then.
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Feel bad for Tommy Gunz getting this graphic.
Those china boards are hilarious
That shit man graphic is hilarious, imagine being surprised with that one in the new drop
The Shitman is a reissue of a late 90's (1997) Zero graphic, there was also Dickman. I have stickers of both from back then.
Actually, it’s an old Heath graphic.
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Plan B 2.0 every single one of them. Thank you, Primitive, April, Enjoi, Almost, Zero, Craig, Real,v etc... if i'm being honest, pretty uninspired stuff.
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If so those ones.
Blind?
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Skate Mental as the ultimate winner ?
(https://scene7.zumiez.com/is/image/zumiez/product_main_medium/Skate-Mental-Staba-Denied-8.0%22--Skateboard-Deck-_219787-0007-front.jpg)
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Feel bad for Tommy Gunz getting this graphic.
Those china boards are hilarious
That shit man graphic is hilarious, imagine being surprised with that one in the new drop
The Shitman is a reissue of a late 90's (1997) Zero graphic, there was also Dickman. I have stickers of both from back then.
;)
https://www.instagram.com/p/B5T9GGdF--Y/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/B5T9GGdF--Y/)
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Skate Mental as the ultimate winner ?
(https://scene7.zumiez.com/is/image/zumiez/product_main_medium/Skate-Mental-Staba-Denied-8.0%22--Skateboard-Deck-_219787-0007-front.jpg)
I thought these were neat
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(https://www.thedrawingboards.com/perch/resources/decks-web-2020.jpg)
i know there a small company and i feel abit bad for putitng them on blast but that cow suckings the human tit is just so horrendous...
Wait till you find out that humans are sucking other animals’ tits.
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Did anyone ever put out a board or series of boards with their pros as Southpark style characters?
If so those ones.
(https://i.imgur.com/VvQaC2w.jpg)
(https://i.imgur.com/f2N3lkK.png)
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(https://www.thedrawingboards.com/perch/resources/decks-web-2020.jpg)
i know there a small company and i feel abit bad for putitng them on blast but that cow suckings the human tit is just so horrendous...
Wait till you find out that humans are sucking other animals’ tits.
the only ones that a kinda iffy out of those are the three boards udder the wheel of life... the manekineko with Chinese just looks wrong
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That Tommy Zero board is ridiculously horrible. What the fuck were they thinking?
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(https://i.imgur.com/bODCmQc.jpg)
Any Jart graphics with weed/rasta stuff are fucking awful
No way this is real. I refuse to believe someone designed this and thought "yeah this is sick"
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Plan B has consistently been putting out hot garbage
(https://i.postimg.cc/mgbHwzXd/leticia-pro-models-planb.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
(https://i.postimg.cc/PJQqpKjd/Screen-Shot-2020-02-09-at-11-42-37-AM.png) (https://postimages.org/) (https://falloutfacts.com/top-10-fallout-weapons)
Holy shit im fucking rolling WTF IS THIS
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i still love this
(https://i.imgur.com/OsmOPBL.png)
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the 917 series with the images of food almost put them out of business
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1042/3036/products/0025a.jpg?v=1458802339)
probably hip irony and literal hype over the brand. kinda like the fugly hit supreme churns out every year that people still wear
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palace
The clothing sucks but ther boards are consistently good though ???
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The clothing sucks but ther boards are consistently good though ???
I was going to pick an example from the current lineup and ask is this consistently good for you, but they were all so horrible I couldn't pick just one. The Summer drop wasn't much better to me.
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0563/1361/files/10-23-20PalaceInstore4_1024x1024.jpg?v=1603489247)
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(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0563/1361/files/10-23-20PalaceInstore4_1024x1024.jpg?v=1603489247)
Guess we dont like the same things mate, I think these graphics are pretty clever, although the two past seasons were admittedly a bit weak :D
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(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0563/1361/files/10-23-20PalaceInstore4_1024x1024.jpg?v=1603489247)
Guess we dont like the same things mate, I think these graphics are pretty clever, although the two past seasons were admittedly a bit weak :D
That ich bun graphic is Jart-level wack.
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It really is. Fried wannabe royalty dane vaughn × max allure feels
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Yeah that Neen board is tight. Did he do the graphics? I know he does quite often
yeah i believe it's his
local company, looks like a dollar store element clone
(https://www.semperboards.pl/foto/semper_zebra_8.125.jpg)
(https://a.allegroimg.com/s1024/0c0248/7000e64048ec8356d54b152aaba7)
there's a lot more but i don't want to look at them
What is this animal crackers zoboomafoo shit lol. Doggles and the pulio typo boards i actually want
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(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0563/1361/files/10-23-20PalaceInstore4_1024x1024.jpg?v=1603489247)
Guess we dont like the same things mate, I think these graphics are pretty clever, although the two past seasons were admittedly a bit weak :D
That ich bun graphic is Jart-level wack.
there's like a law of skateboarding where every single graphic themed around weed turns out awful.
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If so those ones.
Blind?
Yep, Grant Patterson pro board I think?
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If so those ones.
Blind?
Yep, Grant Patterson pro board I think?
shortys and one other brand did this as welll. I think Sk8mafia
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(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0563/1361/files/10-23-20PalaceInstore4_1024x1024.jpg?v=1603489247)
Can’t lie that Ich Bun board is pretty funny I might get one
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Guess we dont like the same things mate, I think these graphics are pretty clever, although the two past seasons were admittedly a bit weak :D
That ich bun graphic is Jart-level wack.
there's like a law of skateboarding where every single graphic themed around weed turns out awful.
I feel that is true. However, I also feel rather fond of the banana graphic, so what do I know.
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The absolute worst part about that Shit Man graphic is that its a reissue...
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The absolute worst part about that Shit Man graphic is that its a reissue...
Yep the context made it even worse, why reissue such a shit graphic
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(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0563/1361/files/10-23-20PalaceInstore4_1024x1024.jpg?v=1603489247)
thank you! Palafel? Fucking hell...
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Is there a story behind that graphic? Or just extremely bad taste?
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I love sour in terms of skateboarding but some of these are pretty horrendous. Save the one off rip off logos for dgk or the 90s when it was still kinda funny. And baker already did trailer park boys, it was cringey enough then
https://www.instagram.com/p/CG8R2K3gWpU/?igshid=pgbqhg6ubswx
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Not to pile on but those Sour decks with the photos of records and tapes are some Urban Outfitters live laugh love shit. I couldn't tell if they were being ironic with those but I can say for sure that those types of decorations were everywhere a decade ago
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I love sour in terms of skateboarding but some of these are pretty horrendous. Save the one off rip off logos for dgk or the 90s when it was still kinda funny. And baker already did trailer park boys, it was cringey enough then
https://www.instagram.com/p/CG8R2K3gWpU/?igshid=pgbqhg6ubswx
only graphic in that bunch thats bad is the TPB one
all the others r sick, especially the records/vhs/cds boards. we got different tastes buddy
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Ok maybe it’s the best graphic ever idk but I needed to post it somewhere
(https://i.ibb.co/rvZcSRm/580-D3299-2224-442-D-A660-A346-BCA7-A540.jpg) (https://ibb.co/0QfFSRc)
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If so those ones.
Blind?
Shortys
(https://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/z/QS4AAOSwk05fQyVq/$_1.JPG)
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I love sour in terms of skateboarding but some of these are pretty horrendous. Save the one off rip off logos for dgk or the 90s when it was still kinda funny. And baker already did trailer park boys, it was cringey enough then
https://www.instagram.com/p/CG8R2K3gWpU/?igshid=pgbqhg6ubswx
only graphic in that bunch thats bad is the TPB one
all the others r sick, especially the records/vhs/cds boards. we got different tastes buddy
I was mainly referring to the trailer park boys, Scott toilet paper logo, and the Elmo board. But yeah if you think those are sick then we definitely have different tastes buddy
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If so those ones.
Blind?
Shortys
(https://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/z/QS4AAOSwk05fQyVq/$_1.JPG)
i had the team board and even if i dont watch south park anymore and kinda hate what it stands for it was one of the boards i wish i kept
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I love sour in terms of skateboarding but some of these are pretty horrendous. Save the one off rip off logos for dgk or the 90s when it was still kinda funny. And baker already did trailer park boys, it was cringey enough then
https://www.instagram.com/p/CG8R2K3gWpU/?igshid=pgbqhg6ubswx
only graphic in that bunch thats bad is the TPB one
all the others r sick, especially the records/vhs/cds boards. we got different tastes buddy
yeah those 3 r pretty bad artistically speaking. fair enough. i still kinda like the elmo board tho.
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I love sour in terms of skateboarding but some of these are pretty horrendous. Save the one off rip off logos for dgk or the 90s when it was still kinda funny. And baker already did trailer park boys, it was cringey enough then
https://www.instagram.com/p/CG8R2K3gWpU/?igshid=pgbqhg6ubswx
only graphic in that bunch thats bad is the TPB one
all the others r sick, especially the records/vhs/cds boards. we got different tastes buddy
yeah those 3 r pretty bad artistically speaking. fair enough. i still kinda like the elmo board tho.
Yea, weird drop. Elmo is not my taste but the nuke decks are awesome.
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Ok maybe it’s the best graphic ever idk but I needed to post it somewhere
(https://i.ibb.co/rvZcSRm/580-D3299-2224-442-D-A660-A346-BCA7-A540.jpg) (https://ibb.co/0QfFSRc)
fuuuuck that's tight! looking like later day classic
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If so those ones.
Blind?
Shortys
(https://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/z/QS4AAOSwk05fQyVq/$_1.JPG)
Who comes up with this
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I love sour in terms of skateboarding but some of these are pretty horrendous. Save the one off rip off logos for dgk or the 90s when it was still kinda funny. And baker already did trailer park boys, it was cringey enough then
https://www.instagram.com/p/CG8R2K3gWpU/?igshid=pgbqhg6ubswx
yeah and i love trailer park boys, but i love it because it's so far removed from my reality. Seeing crossovers like Bubbles on a board, or when someone (maybe Primitive?) did a Pickle Rick board, it's so fucking cringey. You lower the value of both brands, you do not elevate either. Weak
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If so those ones.
Blind?
Shortys
(https://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/z/QS4AAOSwk05fQyVq/$_1.JPG)
Who comes up with this
South Park Muska is made of nightmares.
(https://www.picclickimg.com/00/s/MTYwMFgxMjAw/z/lEsAAOSwn0FfRB6A/$/Shortys-Chad-Muska-South-Park-Skatepark-Series-Skateboard-_1.jpg)
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If so those ones.
Blind?
Shortys
(https://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/z/QS4AAOSwk05fQyVq/$_1.JPG)
Who comes up with this
matt stone and tre parker
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If so those ones.
Blind?
Shortys
(https://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/z/QS4AAOSwk05fQyVq/$_1.JPG)
Who comes up with this
South Park Muska is made of nightmares.
(https://www.picclickimg.com/00/s/MTYwMFgxMjAw/z/lEsAAOSwn0FfRB6A/$/Shortys-Chad-Muska-South-Park-Skatepark-Series-Skateboard-_1.jpg)
Accurate representation of Muska's party lifestyle at the time.
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Shortys
(https://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/z/QS4AAOSwk05fQyVq/$_1.JPG)
Who comes up with this
South Park Muska is made of nightmares.
(https://www.picclickimg.com/00/s/MTYwMFgxMjAw/z/lEsAAOSwn0FfRB6A/$/Shortys-Chad-Muska-South-Park-Skatepark-Series-Skateboard-_1.jpg)
MY NAME IS KIIIIIIIDDDDDDD
KIIDDDD ROCK
BAWITDABAW DABANGDABANG DIGGY DIGGY
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For sheer consistency in being terrible, Jart have to be the overall winners of this thread as a company...
I've heard good things about their decks but the graphics 100% stop me from buying one to try out, even the less bad ones are bad.
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For sheer consistency in being terrible, Jart have to be the overall winners of this thread as a company...
I've heard good things about their decks but the graphics 100% stop me from buying one to try out, even the less bad ones are bad.
The name alone just looks and sounds so wack, but recently I heard for the first time that it might be supposed to pronounce like hart and I don't know if that makes it better...
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(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1015/1413/products/MOST_HATED_DECK_PIZZA_SUMMER_20_720x.jpg?v=1605648585)
I think they’ve accepted their role as the juggalos of skate brands
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For sheer consistency in being terrible, Jart have to be the overall winners of this thread as a company...
I've heard good things about their decks but the graphics 100% stop me from buying one to try out, even the less bad ones are bad.
it's pronounced "shart"
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Ok maybe it’s the best graphic ever idk but I needed to post it somewhere
(https://i.ibb.co/rvZcSRm/580-D3299-2224-442-D-A660-A346-BCA7-A540.jpg) (https://ibb.co/0QfFSRc)
In the spirit of this thread can the next one in this series please be these two being accepted into Big Gay Al's animal sanctuary?
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For sheer consistency in being terrible, Jart have to be the overall winners of this thread as a company...
I've heard good things about their decks but the graphics 100% stop me from buying one to try out, even the less bad ones are bad.
Spray paint it black maybe :D
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Those south park boards were at a time when south park was still new and was always talked about as being terrible and that parents didn’t realize their kids were watching something so obscene, so it actually kinda makes sense for skateboards
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(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1015/1413/products/MOST_HATED_DECK_PIZZA_SUMMER_20_720x.jpg?v=1605648585)
I think they’ve accepted their role as the juggalos of skate brands
Probably never mentioned due to being hated, Chase Webb of Pizza
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Too bad, a kook on a hated company sounded like a great combo.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CG71pkHp7Te/
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Those south park boards were at a time when south park was still new and was always talked about as being terrible and that parents didn’t realize their kids were watching something so obscene, so it actually kinda makes sense for skateboards
south park premiered in 1997, those boards were like 04-05
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I think they’ve accepted their role as the juggalos of skate brands
Probably never mentioned due to being hated, Chase Webb of Pizza
Nice catch. He is of their websites team page.
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Waiting for Pulizzi to jump ship. Dude deserves better.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CG71pkHp7Te/
how is this company a thing
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Those south park boards were at a time when south park was still new and was always talked about as being terrible and that parents didn’t realize their kids were watching something so obscene, so it actually kinda makes sense for skateboards
south park premiered in 1997, those boards were like 04-05
i’m pretty sure those boards were like 02 and the real south park media storm kicked off when they made the movie which i think was y2k lol. Could be wrong tho
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south park premiered in 1997, those boards were like 04-05
Movie is 99. It was for sure a level up but the show was already stupid popular beforehand
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south park premiered in 1997, those boards were like 04-05
yeah i was in like 4th grade when it came out and every kid was watching it. When the movie was coming out it was a pretty big deal, like it was ruining kids’ minds. Which is what the movie is about too lol. I could be wrong about the boards but i remember those and i’m pretty sure i was in middle school, so the show was still fairly new. My point was basically it was a different time, south park was still some edgy show people were trying to get cancelled and not what your parents watch
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how is this company a thing
This is at least the second time they've ripped off this graphic
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Anything by Darkstar. Ever.
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(https://i.ibb.co/28drJMX/1-57972.jpg) (https://imgbb.com/)
(https://i.ibb.co/CzL21hQ/rd-NOLAWSDGK.jpg) (https://imgbb.com/)
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(https://i.ibb.co/28drJMX/1-57972.jpg) (https://imgbb.com/)
(https://i.ibb.co/CzL21hQ/rd-NOLAWSDGK.jpg) (https://imgbb.com/)
Wow the second one is terrible, and being a dane vaughn pro model only makes it worse
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Anything by Darkstar. Ever.
Everything but this series by Scorpion Dagger, I wish he did the decks with a better company...
https://youtu.be/N6nVutFiyFQ
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I wouldn’t mind having vinnie ride for Pacific Skateboards.
pacificskateboards.bigcartel.com
My Nipsey Hussle Deck is always sold out.
Since this dude is shamelessly shouting out his brand in other threads thought I'd throw it up where it really belongs.
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I wouldn’t mind having vinnie ride for Pacific Skateboards.
pacificskateboards.bigcartel.com
My Nipsey Hussle Deck is always sold out.
Since this dude is shamelessly shouting out his brand in other threads thought I'd throw it up where it really belongs.
Lol 😂
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I wouldn’t mind having vinnie ride for Pacific Skateboards.
pacificskateboards.bigcartel.com
My Nipsey Hussle Deck is always sold out.
Since this dude is shamelessly shouting out his brand in other threads thought I'd throw it up where it really belongs.
!!!
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Also, does anybody really believe that proper licensing agreements were secured for these decks, prior to using likenesses & names to sell product?
It'd be a shame if somebody's estate, or attorney, were to hear about this series.
Imagine having to ride all of those shit decks yourself, because you can't legally sell they.
EDIT: @pacificskateboards, familiarize yourself with the link function. Ain't nobody wanna expend the effort to copy/paste that shit. Talk about a pile of turd at the end of the rainbow, when you were expecting gold in a pot, or at the very least, a roll of nickels.
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Also, does anybody really believe that proper licensing agreements were secured for these decks, prior to using likenesses & names to sell product?
It'd be a shame if somebody's estate, or attorney, were to hear about this series.
Imagine having to ride all of those shit decks yourself, because you can't legally sell they.
EDIT: @pacificskateboards, familiarize yourself with the link function. Ain't nobody wanna expend the effort to copy/paste that shit. Talk about a pile of turd at the end of the rainbow, when you were expecting gold in a pot, or at the very least, a roll of nickels.
Lol bit harsh dude.
Are you going to rat him out or something?
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Enjoi.
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It'd be a shame if somebody's estate, or attorney, were to hear about this series.
Imagine having to ride all of those shit decks yourself, because you can't legally sell they.
EDIT: @pacificskateboards, familiarize yourself with the link function. Ain't nobody wanna expend the effort to copy/paste that shit. Talk about a pile of turd at the end of the rainbow, when you were expecting gold in a pot, or at the very least, a roll of nickels.
Lol bit harsh dude.
Are you going to rat him out or something?
Seriously? As I noted, I can barely be troubled to copy/paste the "trend setter/creator's" addy into a browser; you really think I'm going to take time to report breh?
I'm giving them a well deserved ribbing for shoehorning their questionable goods into the Vinnie Banh thread.
Perhaps I've overstepped the boundaries of SLAP etiquette? 8)
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south park premiered in 1997, those boards were like 04-05
It was a massive design thing in Nu Metal around 01 to 02
Korn, Fear Factory and Coal Chamber all had merch with band members as South Park characters.
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It'd be a shame if somebody's estate, or attorney, were to hear about this series.
Imagine having to ride all of those shit decks yourself, because you can't legally sell they.
EDIT: @pacificskateboards, familiarize yourself with the link function. Ain't nobody wanna expend the effort to copy/paste that shit. Talk about a pile of turd at the end of the rainbow, when you were expecting gold in a pot, or at the very least, a roll of nickels.
Lol bit harsh dude.
Are you going to rat him out or something?
I'm giving them a well deserved ribbing for shoehorning their questionable goods into the Vinnie Banh thread.
Perhaps I've overstepped the boundaries of SLAP etiquette? 8)
Nah it's pretty much a breach of etiquette to try and hawk your merch here, at least in the way this person tried to do it. If that wasn't the case, we had 50 x these kinds of posts of people just posting junk on here trying to make a buck.
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It'd be a shame if somebody's estate, or attorney, were to hear about this series.
Imagine having to ride all of those shit decks yourself, because you can't legally sell they.
EDIT: @pacificskateboards, familiarize yourself with the link function. Ain't nobody wanna expend the effort to copy/paste that shit. Talk about a pile of turd at the end of the rainbow, when you were expecting gold in a pot, or at the very least, a roll of nickels.
Lol bit harsh dude.
Are you going to rat him out or something?
I'm giving them a well deserved ribbing for shoehorning their questionable goods into the Vinnie Banh thread.
Perhaps I've overstepped the boundaries of SLAP etiquette? 8)
He also started a thread in events/classifieds.
Should also put Handsdown on. Do a J Scott and Vinnie's pack of lies promo. Those Nipsy transfers would never be in stock again after that
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For sheer consistency in being terrible, Jart have to be the overall winners of this thread as a company...
I've heard good things about their decks but the graphics 100% stop me from buying one to try out, even the less bad ones are bad.
Jart makes me think of Shart + Jorts. "Jart Skateboards: Put some drip on your grip!" is a catchy slogan
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Probably a common answer, but anything Blind reaper related. Blind as a brand bums me out in general. Anything with cartoon characters, this includes a lot of Baker graphics too.
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Also, does anybody really believe that proper licensing agreements were secured for these decks, prior to using likenesses & names to sell product?
It'd be a shame if somebody's estate, or attorney, were to hear about this series.
Imagine having to ride all of those shit decks yourself, because you can't legally sell they.
EDIT: @pacificskateboards, familiarize yourself with the link function. Ain't nobody wanna expend the effort to copy/paste that shit. Talk about a pile of turd at the end of the rainbow, when you were expecting gold in a pot, or at the very least, a roll of nickels.
Lol bit harsh dude.
Are you going to rat him out or something?
I'm giving them a well deserved ribbing for shoehorning their questionable goods into the Vinnie Banh thread.
Perhaps I've overstepped the boundaries of SLAP etiquette? 8)
Ah I'm only messing man.
For the record I think his brand is hot trash
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How has no one mentioned City Stars. I remember seeing those decks as a kid on THPS and the graphics were worse than the generic in-game create a skater decks
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Also, does anybody really believe that proper licensing agreements were secured for these decks, prior to using likenesses & names to sell product?
It'd be a shame if somebody's estate, or attorney, were to hear about this series.
Imagine having to ride all of those shit decks yourself, because you can't legally sell they.
EDIT: @pacificskateboards, familiarize yourself with the link function. Ain't nobody wanna expend the effort to copy/paste that shit. Talk about a pile of turd at the end of the rainbow, when you were expecting gold in a pot, or at the very least, a roll of nickels.
It’s funny.
Your selling and selling and selling and selling decks. You encounter posers, haters, scooters?
Lou You just a nobody?
You just a lame ass sheeep?
You think these estates will let people sell their image??? Don’t be part of the masses/sheep.
These are paid licensing by a fucking AGENT.
Don’t be a sheep cunt. You make yourself look like a poser/wannabe.
You even skateboard bro???
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I promise you HATERS.
We will in your local skate shops, your dreams, your nightmares, every FUCKING where.
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FYI
I purchased a laminate making machine and a heat transfer printing machine.
We have bareback wood in stock.
So any of you “worst board graphic ever” brands needs decks.
Let’s get it.
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Also, does anybody really believe that proper licensing agreements were secured for these decks, prior to using likenesses & names to sell product?
It'd be a shame if somebody's estate, or attorney, were to hear about this series.
Imagine having to ride all of those shit decks yourself, because you can't legally sell they.
EDIT: @pacificskateboards, familiarize yourself with the link function. Ain't nobody wanna expend the effort to copy/paste that shit. Talk about a pile of turd at the end of the rainbow, when you were expecting gold in a pot, or at the very least, a roll of nickels.
It’s funny.
Your selling and selling and selling and selling decks. You encounter posers, haters, scooters?
Lou You just a nobody?
You just a lame ass sheeep?
You think these estates will let people sell their image??? Don’t be part of the masses/sheep.
These are paid licensing by a fucking AGENT.
Don’t be a sheep cunt. You make yourself look like a poser/wannabe.
You even skateboard bro???
Nah, not really. I just push this thing around so I can be mocked by young skateboard industry barons.
Though, I do wish you’d dedicate as much time to improving your product offerings as you do to denigrating the boards of SLAP with your misspent bravado; might actually have something worth looking at then.
BTW: Anybody else catching Xoflipxo vibes off of our boy Pacific Sid, here?
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Also, does anybody really believe that proper licensing agreements were secured for these decks, prior to using likenesses & names to sell product?
It'd be a shame if somebody's estate, or attorney, were to hear about this series.
Imagine having to ride all of those shit decks yourself, because you can't legally sell they.
EDIT: @pacificskateboards, familiarize yourself with the link function. Ain't nobody wanna expend the effort to copy/paste that shit. Talk about a pile of turd at the end of the rainbow, when you were expecting gold in a pot, or at the very least, a roll of nickels.
It’s funny.
Your selling and selling and selling and selling decks. You encounter posers, haters, scooters?
Lou You just a nobody?
You just a lame ass sheeep?
You think these estates will let people sell their image??? Don’t be part of the masses/sheep.
These are paid licensing by a fucking AGENT.
Don’t be a sheep cunt. You make yourself look like a poser/wannabe.
You even skateboard bro???
Though, I do wish you’d dedicate as much time to improving your product offerings as you do to denigrating the boards of SLAP with your misspent bravado; might actually have something worth looking at then.
BTW: Anybody else catching Xoflipxo vibes off of our boy Pacific Sid, here?
Thank you.
With that note, Lou.
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Also, does anybody really believe that proper licensing agreements were secured for these decks, prior to using likenesses & names to sell product?
It'd be a shame if somebody's estate, or attorney, were to hear about this series.
Imagine having to ride all of those shit decks yourself, because you can't legally sell they.
EDIT: @pacificskateboards, familiarize yourself with the link function. Ain't nobody wanna expend the effort to copy/paste that shit. Talk about a pile of turd at the end of the rainbow, when you were expecting gold in a pot, or at the very least, a roll of nickels.
It’s funny.
Your selling and selling and selling and selling decks. You encounter posers, haters, scooters?
Lou You just a nobody?
You just a lame ass sheeep?
You think these estates will let people sell their image??? Don’t be part of the masses/sheep.
These are paid licensing by a fucking AGENT.
Don’t be a sheep cunt. You make yourself look like a poser/wannabe.
You even skateboard bro???
Though, I do wish you’d dedicate as much time to improving your product offerings as you do to denigrating the boards of SLAP with your misspent bravado; might actually have something worth looking at then.
BTW: Anybody else catching Xoflipxo vibes off of our boy Pacific Sid, here?
pacificskateboards of shalom.
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FYI
I purchased a laminate making machine and a heat transfer printing machine.
We have bareback wood in stock.
So any of you “worst board graphic ever” brands needs decks.
Let’s get it.
Well that's all you need to make decks! A "laminate making machine" and then heat transfer.
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I promise you HATERS.
We will in your local skate shops, your dreams, your nightmares, every FUCKING where.
if it makes you feel better, i probably would of thought your decks were cool when i was 13.
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I promise you HATERS.
We will in your local skate shops, your dreams, your nightmares, every FUCKING where.
Not only are those graphics total dog shit but Pacific Skateboards could be a contender for the worst name of all time. It's so fucking lazy and generic.
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(https://i.imgflip.com/4nn6px.jpg)
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(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0605/3649/products/610-003-0565_1024x1024.jpg?v=1444068346)
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Frog puts off pedophile vibes.
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Creature decks look like the shit you’d find in a supermarket or a toy shop with that typical ‘gnarly’ look about them. Garish colours and all that. Yuck
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(https://i.imgflip.com/4nn6px.jpg)
Definitely went looking for Doggies decks online a while ago, but came up short
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I promise you HATERS.
We will in your local skate shops, your dreams, your nightmares, every FUCKING where.
Pacific Skateboards X Create Skateboards coming soon
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(https://i.ibb.co/Sx1VhbY/pacificskateboards-tupac-biggie-skateboard-deck.jpg) (https://ibb.co/xsczpW9)
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(https://i.ibb.co/Sx1VhbY/pacificskateboards-tupac-biggie-skateboard-deck.jpg) (https://ibb.co/xsczpW9)
Looks like Tupac had a stroke
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(https://i.ibb.co/Sx1VhbY/pacificskateboards-tupac-biggie-skateboard-deck.jpg) (https://ibb.co/xsczpW9)
white guy on pills style right here
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(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0605/3649/products/610-003-0565_1024x1024.jpg?v=1444068346)
This... This might take it
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It's a board brand from China, which also does trucks, wheels and bearings:
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(https://www.nativeskatestore.co.uk/images/sandoval-shitman-skateboard-deck-8-375-p25650-63043_zoom.jpg)
Feel bad for Tommy Gunz getting this graphic.
If you think this stuff is bad you guys haven't seen the graphics coming out of China.
(https://img.alicdn.com/imgextra/i1/2174614810/O1CN01VzMDiH1lP1gSBmwMC_!!2174614810.jpg)
(https://img.alicdn.com/imgextra/i2/189979571/O1CN01r9uFy82KZZMnr5fZY_!!189979571.jpg)
(https://img.alicdn.com/imgextra/i2/189979571/O1CN018OsG1s2KZZMn3CuoR_!!189979571.jpg)
Copy of the DGK tuner car series in there too.
Their motto is "No Pee No Zone". Also "Who cares about copyright infringement", probably.
Those china boards are hilarious
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(https://i.ibb.co/28drJMX/1-57972.jpg) (https://imgbb.com/)
(https://i.ibb.co/CzL21hQ/rd-NOLAWSDGK.jpg) (https://imgbb.com/)
“Ain’t no laws when you’re Dane Vaughn” has me cracking up. I almost want this for my wall just for now ridiculous it is.
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(https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/200x200q90/924/I5ZhDB.jpg)
joey brezinski - visual
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(https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/200x200q90/924/I5ZhDB.jpg)
joey brezinski - visual
Rog guest board or gtfo
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Todd Bratrud was on a tear with some reprehensible graphics. A decade ago every major company wanted a misogynistic series from him.
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Did anyone ever put out a board or series of boards with their pros as Southpark style characters?
If so those ones.
Blind?
Shortys
(https://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/z/QS4AAOSwk05fQyVq/$_1.JPG)
Who comes up with this
These are fucking sick! If your on Shorty's and from Colorado, these boards make perfect sense. Who wouldn't want to be a South Park character? Genius!
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To get the muska to sign it would be dope. All these boards 💯
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Did anyone ever put out a board or series of boards with their pros as Southpark style characters?
If so those ones.
Blind?
Shortys
(https://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/z/QS4AAOSwk05fQyVq/$_1.JPG)
Who comes up with this
What percentage of the Shorty’s squad (at the time of this series) would you say was from Colorado?
What percentage were from Seattle? Like, really from there, as opposed to colonizing?
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Maybe not the worst, but I mean... thoughts?
(https://www.junkyard.fi/media/catalog/product/930x/9/6/964656.jpg)
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Feel bad for Tommy Gunz getting this graphic.
If you think this stuff is bad you guys haven't seen the graphics coming out of China.
(https://img.alicdn.com/imgextra/i1/2174614810/O1CN01VzMDiH1lP1gSBmwMC_!!2174614810.jpg)
(https://img.alicdn.com/imgextra/i2/189979571/O1CN01r9uFy82KZZMnr5fZY_!!189979571.jpg)
(https://img.alicdn.com/imgextra/i2/189979571/O1CN018OsG1s2KZZMn3CuoR_!!189979571.jpg)
Copy of the DGK tuner car series in there too.
Their motto is "No Pee No Zone". Also "Who cares about copyright infringement", probably.
Those china boards are hilarious
Yeah I got that part, I just hoped they would have been distributed outside China as well. Any ChinaPals around?
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Maybe not the worst, but I mean... thoughts?
(https://www.junkyard.fi/media/catalog/product/930x/9/6/964656.jpg)
I don't have any issues with that graphic. Not super good but not even close to the travesties we have seen in this thread already.
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When posting in this thread, please keep in mind that Shit Man graphic was a reissue so it has come out twice. That is the bar you're aiming for.
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Maybe not the worst, but I mean... thoughts?
(https://www.junkyard.fi/media/catalog/product/930x/9/6/964656.jpg)
2 stickers away from being literally a blank
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Maybe not the worst, but I mean... thoughts?
(https://www.junkyard.fi/media/catalog/product/930x/9/6/964656.jpg)
That graphic is great and shouldn’t be in this thread. Minimalism isn’t a bad thing.
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Maybe not the worst, but I mean... thoughts?
(https://www.junkyard.fi/media/catalog/product/930x/9/6/964656.jpg)
not bad, just lazy
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That actually really reminds of my first deck.
A santa cruz DODO Soren Aaby Pro-model.
Also a huge stained board, with a tiny bird in the bottom right.
Weird since both graphics (Soren's and Zered's) could have just been blown up over the entire board :-)
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Cant look at those "Doggies" boards without thinking about the classic Cam'ron "U Mad" interview where he heckles Bill O'Reilly "I got dirt on you doggie"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPjUsu2-QMQ
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(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1855/9149/products/10023710_mullen_1_01de5903-ba2c-44ea-bb17-1f02deda24e4_1024x1024.jpg?v=1607081421)
not sure if this has been posted yet but god damn rodney
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(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1855/9149/products/10023710_mullen_1_01de5903-ba2c-44ea-bb17-1f02deda24e4_1024x1024.jpg?v=1607081421)
not sure if this has been posted yet but god damn rodney
Wow, he'll have defiantly been crying over this graphic, isn't that his ex-wife / girlfriend from the Plan B slick?
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Feel bad for Tommy Gunz getting this graphic.
If you think this stuff is bad you guys haven't seen the graphics coming out of China.
(https://img.alicdn.com/imgextra/i1/2174614810/O1CN01VzMDiH1lP1gSBmwMC_!!2174614810.jpg)
(https://img.alicdn.com/imgextra/i2/189979571/O1CN01r9uFy82KZZMnr5fZY_!!189979571.jpg)
(https://img.alicdn.com/imgextra/i2/189979571/O1CN018OsG1s2KZZMn3CuoR_!!189979571.jpg)
Copy of the DGK tuner car series in there too.
Their motto is "No Pee No Zone". Also "Who cares about copyright infringement", probably.
Those china boards are hilarious
Yeah I got that part, I just hoped they would have been distributed outside China as well. Any ChinaPals around?
haha so funny to see them on SLAP - the only seen people riding them are kids who have it as their first board. there some brands here that have had a good thing going for them, sponsor dope skaters and contribute to the local scenes
https://www.instagram.com/avenue_and_son/?hl=en
https://www.instagram.com/boardheadskateco/?hl=en
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my homie came out with this the other week
(https://www.warehouseskateboards.com/images/products/preview/1DBAKJACVGL837B.jpg)
you're a hater, this is sick as fuck
did you even watch static shock
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Maybe not the worst, but I mean... thoughts?
(https://www.junkyard.fi/media/catalog/product/930x/9/6/964656.jpg)
Does not belong here. I actually dig the colour. The cartoon is alright, ok. Better than maybe any DGK deck ever.
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I really hated this one when I saw it.
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All of Plan B 2.0 is pretty bad. This one stands out.
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I really hated this one when I saw it.
(https://i.ibb.co/5vsrwkN/DCGAPSHR14.jpg) (https://ibb.co/5vsrwkN)
powell from 98 was light years ahead in the shitty graphics department, i’m trying to find old catalog scans, it’s the shittiest most uninspired mtn dew commercial style mess imaginable. i’m super into it
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Ok maybe it’s the best graphic ever idk but I needed to post it somewhere
(https://i.ibb.co/rvZcSRm/580-D3299-2224-442-D-A660-A346-BCA7-A540.jpg) (https://ibb.co/0QfFSRc)
Moose/Cardiel was is great, but I'm also partial to this one.
(https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-ozmjy/images/stencil/1280x1280/products/4065/15805/ah-cp-dk-d1-pro-for-lovers-kanfoush__51730.1587756230.jpg?c=2)
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(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1855/9149/products/10023710_mullen_1_01de5903-ba2c-44ea-bb17-1f02deda24e4_1024x1024.jpg?v=1607081421)
not sure if this has been posted yet but god damn rodney
this and the Gucci one i almost bout the other day lol
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I really hated this one when I saw it.
powell from 98 was light years ahead in the shitty graphics department, i’m trying to find old catalog scans, it’s the shittiest most uninspired mtn dew commercial style mess imaginable. i’m super into it
Had this one back then.
Loved the shape, rattle canned the graphic black.
Looks like some Guy Fieri bullshit to me. Gross.
Both Cab & George Powell love hot rods; was probably one of their bad ideas.
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Palace get away with some BULLSHIT
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Palace get away with some BULLSHIT
(https://i.ibb.co/F3qYCJ2/palace-skateboards-p-tubs-skateboard-deck-bright-purple-8-25-1-1.jpg) (https://imgbb.com/)
upload images (https://imgbb.com/)
like this?
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not sure if this has been posted yet but god damn rodney
Wow, he'll have defiantly been crying over this graphic, isn't that his ex-wife / girlfriend from the Plan B slick?
there is an interview in which he talks about it?
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I really hated this one when I saw it.
powell from 98 was light years ahead in the shitty graphics department, i’m trying to find old catalog scans, it’s the shittiest most uninspired mtn dew commercial style mess imaginable. i’m super into it
Loved the shape, rattle canned the graphic black.
Looks like some Guy Fieri bullshit to me. Gross.
Both Cab & George Powell love hot rods; was probably one of their bad ideas.
2 things to never forget: the powell angel boy graphic and pat channita
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I really hated this one when I saw it.
powell from 98 was light years ahead in the shitty graphics department, i’m trying to find old catalog scans, it’s the shittiest most uninspired mtn dew commercial style mess imaginable. i’m super into it
Loved the shape, rattle canned the graphic black.
Looks like some Guy Fieri bullshit to me. Gross.
Both Cab & George Powell love hot rods; was probably one of their bad ideas.
2 things to never forget: the powell angel boy graphic and pat channita
Damn, I had this board as a kid! But it was like 2006 or so when I got it.
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I think all of Strangeloves graphics suck. That brand is only popular because of the Nike collabs. I wish we’d stop supporting hype brands like that
Sean Cliver is behind some of the most iconic graphics of the 90s, a really talented artist, and has been involved in skateboarding for at least 30 years if not 40. I wouldn’t consider them a “hype brand” at all, what does that even mean?
Their concepts may not always be great, but the art is top-notch, not to mention they are usually like 7-10 color hand-screened decks.
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I promise you HATERS.
We will in your local skate shops, your dreams, your nightmares, every FUCKING where.
you already are just not for the reasons you want
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2 shameful admissions. I had an Angel Boy slick, and I think the shit man graphic is actually great. Could be the lettering.
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2 shameful admissions. I had an Angel Boy slick, and I think the shit man graphic is actually great. Could be the lettering.
Dude..... No......
Shitman..... Really?
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2 shameful admissions. I had an Angel Boy slick, and I think the shit man graphic is actually great. Could be the lettering.
Dude..... No......
Shitman..... Really?
I kinda like it. It's wicked stupid.
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I really hated this one when I saw it.
Holy shit remember coolboarders on the PS1
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I really hated this one when I saw it.
powell from 98 was light years ahead in the shitty graphics department, i’m trying to find old catalog scans, it’s the shittiest most uninspired mtn dew commercial style mess imaginable. i’m super into it
Loved the shape, rattle canned the graphic black.
Looks like some Guy Fieri bullshit to me. Gross.
Both Cab & George Powell love hot rods; was probably one of their bad ideas.
2 things to never forget: the powell angel boy graphic and pat channita
Isn't this the deck ccs sold as a complete with dirt wheels??? still mad I never copped one hahaha
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Maybe not the worst, but I mean... thoughts?
(https://www.junkyard.fi/media/catalog/product/930x/9/6/964656.jpg)
2 stickers away from being literally a blank
(https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/012/132/thatsthejoke.jpg)
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QFT
https://www.californiastreet.net/fs/csskate/de-plc-rave86
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I really hated this one when I saw it.
powell from 98 was light years ahead in the shitty graphics department, i’m trying to find old catalog scans, it’s the shittiest most uninspired mtn dew commercial style mess imaginable. i’m super into it
Loved the shape, rattle canned the graphic black.
Looks like some Guy Fieri bullshit to me. Gross.
Both Cab & George Powell love hot rods; was probably one of their bad ideas.
2 things to never forget: the powell angel boy graphic and pat channita
Isn't this the deck ccs sold as a complete with dirt wheels??? still mad I never copped one hahaha
Honestly I have no idea. My friend found a complete board in the trash and gave it to me because my board was super done. It had krux on it ahaha
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even as 11 year looking at my free CCS in homeroom I thought Hook Ups were lame as shit.
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(https://www.junkyard.fi/media/catalog/product/930x/9/6/964656.jpg)
2 stickers away from being literally a blank
I personally love the new Alltimers decks. Having a minimalistic design is not an inherently bad thing. Additionally Alltimers is kinda known for having funny kitsch graphics. These ones work really well imo.
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(https://66.media.tumblr.com/ryUWWkDgRottkn2tLhGzMPApo1_1280.jpg)
Always this one.
honestly kinda sick
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We had a local company called sexy lady and I got some boards either for cheap or for free and it's probably the worst graphic/company I've ever ridden. Owner was a good dude though, despite the company.
feel like 8 or so years ago all the series graphics that came out was a low point in skateboarding. Just churning out inoffensive vanilla garbage that could stock middle american mall walls. Pretty embarrassing. Also feel like it's what killed several legacy brands' aesthetic/reputations which few have recovered from.
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(https://i.ibb.co/5vsrwkN/DCGAPSHR14.jpg) (https://ibb.co/5vsrwkN)
Classic!!!
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This BH Tony graphic from 92 of a faded out graphic is pretty bad, original, but just bad...
It's on a slick too, so it's a worn out graphic, that won't ever really ware out, super kooky. Who would want this...?
(https://i.imgur.com/pdPrADw.jpg)
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Not the worst if you know the whole story but try this now....
(https://64.media.tumblr.com/4e367a2b83733a7e0073802d75ebf1d1/tumblr_nznnyn7UTe1v2oc3eo1_1280.jpg)
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I think all of Strangeloves graphics suck. That brand is only popular because of the Nike collabs. I wish we’d stop supporting hype brands like that
idk maybe Strangelove gets love bc they support and sponsor some amazing and underrated skaters who have gotten Slap love for years.
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I think all of Strangeloves graphics suck. That brand is only popular because of the Nike collabs. I wish we’d stop supporting hype brands like that
just a guess...
Not to mention Sean has been around for longer than Nike in skateboarding has has killed it on graffic's for years..I just wish I could get his stuff here in France with out paying stupid money.
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I think all of Strangeloves graphics suck. That brand is only popular because of the Nike collabs. I wish we’d stop supporting hype brands like that
just a guess...
Not to mention Sean has been around for longer than Nike in skateboarding has has killed it on graffic's for years..I just wish I could get his stuff here in France with out paying stupid money.
Paisley's art direction was better but I'm guessing Cliver might have learned a little bit about what he can sell in shops these days and tweaked Strangelove accordingly. On the other hand, if you're gonna make a RotLD Trash graphic at least include the nudity ya know?
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I think all of Strangeloves graphics suck. That brand is only popular because of the Nike collabs. I wish we’d stop supporting hype brands like that
just a guess...
Not to mention Sean has been around for longer than Nike in skateboarding has has killed it on graffic's for years..I just wish I could get his stuff here in France with out paying stupid money.
The Dunk hype is ridiculous, but Cliver is one of the best to ever do it. He's been killing it since Ray Barbee's Ragdoll in the 80's and put out a ton of the most iconic boards of all time. There are a couple Strangelove graphics I'm on the fence about, but Cliver (and Bratrud/Pendleton) have put out some incredible stuff.
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this one was the worst of the shorty's wrestling series which was already pretty bad
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Whatever jackass commissioned this turd of a abomination.(https://i.ibb.co/g6m4n7f/s-l400.jpg) (https://ibb.co/g6m4n7f)
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I dont know why but those time era Cartoon boards will always get a pass for me. Loved old birdhouse, baker or shitty cartoon graphics. They have that magic skateshop 90s 00s vibe i fell in love with.
But 2010s cartoon graphics are disgusting. Brands like dgk ruined it for me.
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This Adam McNatt was always unsettling to me...
https://sk8cheddar.com/post/174168676400/101-adam-mcnatt-1994-art-sold-4212018/amp
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Hot take: the fussy and painstaking process of screen printing graphics kept them somewhat more expensive and specialized and made it so that we didn't get Trump Wall boards of dubious origin and kept people from just throwing Jimi Hendrix and Biggie's images on generic blanks in an effort to make a quick buck.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CKBz9rcBlCb/?hl=en
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CKBz9rcBlCb/?hl=en
They aren't bad
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i swear enjoi makes some cool shit but im scared to test the wood. only seen the worst shapes in the wild yet.
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(https://images.blue-tomato.com/is/image/bluetomato/304443487_front.jpg-577OgO467WE5zporU0MmdSLzfSE/Dopecell+8+034+Skeittilaudan+dekki.jpg)
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It’s 50-50, worst or best, depends on which century we are living in right now
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(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0072/5152/5679/products/[email protected]?v=1610456370)
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(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0072/5152/5679/products/[email protected]?v=1610456370)
Definitely agree this is a stinker, but doesn't Theotis have a bunch of different decks that have to do with licensed cartoon characters? Feels like most of them could be on this list.
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(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0072/5152/5679/products/[email protected]?v=1610456370)
That is one of the funniest kids shows out there I am stoked when my son wants to watch that
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(https://scene7.zumiez.com/is/image/zumiez/product_main_medium_2x/Girl-Mike-Mo-Clown-Pirate-8.0-Skateboard-Complete-_331716-front-US.jpg)
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(https://scene7.zumiez.com/is/image/zumiez/product_main_medium_2x/Girl-Pacheco-Jungle-Beers-8.0%22-Skateboard-Deck-_335768-front-US.jpg)
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Wow!
Yes, they are both terrible, but in opposite ways.
what about this TNT "Whore Butcher" graphic?
(https://i.ibb.co/8jzqd8w/tnt.jpg) (https://ibb.co/xMmWf5b)
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(https://scene7.zumiez.com/is/image/zumiez/product_main_medium_2x/Girl-Mike-Mo-Clown-Pirate-8.0-Skateboard-Complete-_331716-front-US.jpg)
hahaha fuck this is so bad
may as well just be a punisher graphic
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That's a textbook "complete skateboard" graphic.
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(https://www.atbshop.co.uk/galleries/25241/girl-brophy-carnut-skateboard-deck.1545175109.jpg)
Not the worst but I hate this one
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(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0072/5152/5679/products/[email protected]?v=1610456370)
I remember seeing this graphic for the first time about a month ago. It’s bothered me very much since then. Theotis always gets the worst graphics.
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(https://www.nativeskatestore.co.uk/images/sandoval-shitman-skateboard-deck-8-375-p25650-63043_zoom.jpg)
Feel bad for Tommy Gunz getting this graphic.
HAHAHAHAHAHA what the fuck??? How do you wind up with the words SHIT MAN on your board?? Is that his nickname? Is he known for shitting himself?? That's so bad it's kind of great.
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This Adam McNatt was always unsettling to me...
Wow!
Yes, they are both terrible, but in opposite ways.
what about this TNT "Whore Butcher" graphic?
(https://i.ibb.co/8jzqd8w/tnt.jpg) (https://ibb.co/xMmWf5b)
Thats a sick one
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I remember seeing this graphic for the first time about a month ago. It’s bothered me very much since then. Theotis always gets the worst graphics.
Theo has a cartoon board and maybe a logo board each season and that's it. It's been like that for while. I think at this point it's just tradition
as a mater of fact google "theotis Beasley deck" and you see like 10 of them
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This Adam McNatt was always unsettling to me...
Wow!
Yes, they are both terrible, but in opposite ways.
what about this TNT "Whore Butcher" graphic?
(https://i.ibb.co/8jzqd8w/tnt.jpg) (https://ibb.co/xMmWf5b)
wow, that's a really horrendous image. but you gotta love censoring the letter 'o' in "i must kill all whores" and some nipples when there's a decapitated woman with a smashed out face, entrails hanging out and knife in her leg while she is fucked by a man eating her/a baby...
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(https://www.nativeskatestore.co.uk/images/sandoval-shitman-skateboard-deck-8-375-p25650-63043_zoom.jpg)
Feel bad for Tommy Gunz getting this graphic.
HAHAHAHAHAHA what the fuck??? How do you wind up with the words SHIT MAN on your board?? Is that his nickname? Is he known for shitting himself?? That's so bad it's kind of great.
hahah wow dont know how ive never seen this before. too funny.
free max b
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(https://scene7.zumiez.com/is/image/zumiez/product_main_medium_2x/Girl-Pacheco-Jungle-Beers-8.0%22-Skateboard-Deck-_335768-front-US.jpg)
So it's The Sheffey Board, but not as good.
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/BdXr3eoc0KyJ9b0zJiyE7i-Q-LwtUBI2-SsYkmrwVHpIVYSAOwV4_m8DZkqUwb6FR1VqVCAwy91Sf3H-ATS7-q9lnUJ_JTWVBI70sYpm)
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(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/BdXr3eoc0KyJ9b0zJiyE7i-Q-LwtUBI2-SsYkmrwVHpIVYSAOwV4_m8DZkqUwb6FR1VqVCAwy91Sf3H-ATS7-q9lnUJ_JTWVBI70sYpm)
There is a back story to it. I'd buy one if my local gets one in.
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(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/BdXr3eoc0KyJ9b0zJiyE7i-Q-LwtUBI2-SsYkmrwVHpIVYSAOwV4_m8DZkqUwb6FR1VqVCAwy91Sf3H-ATS7-q9lnUJ_JTWVBI70sYpm)
Yeah it's not actually a lame graphic at all. Definitely doesn't deserve to be in this thread. Here's the story behind it in the insta post.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CKeddiBFo46/?igshid=3yov5i5gt1ka
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https://frogskateboards.com/ (https://frogskateboards.com/)
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I remember seeing this graphic for the first time about a month ago. It’s bothered me very much since then. Theotis always gets the worst graphics.
Theo has a cartoon board and maybe a logo board each season and that's it. It's been like that for while. I think at this point it's just tradition
as a mater of fact google "theotis Beasley deck" and you see like 10 of them
(https://skateparkoftampa.com/spot/productimages/colors/1_72337.jpg)
What the fuck
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(https://i.imgur.com/on4ozNJ.jpg)
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😬 forgot about this atrocity. wish it would’ve stayed that way....🤦🏼♂️ it’s pretty crazy how many people you still see flying that flag in Orlando. fucking embarrassing
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evel knievel crotch shot mirror photo, shout out q!
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(https://ridermagazine.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/evel_knievel.jpg)
The board would've been white then. They should've known better.
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The board would've been white then. They should've known better.
And here I was thinking it was in reference to the General Lee car from the Dukes of Hazzard (evidenced by the 01 up top) which was, like Evel Knievel & Wade Speyer, known for big air.
But hey, my understanding sure as heck could be wrong, and that flag is distasteful by any standard today, but I wonder if somebody would kindly remind me when the graphic in question was originally released?
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I also thought it was a General Lee thing too. Didn't even notice the 01 but that seals it.
Just for some context, in the early 90s, I worked at a movie theater in the NE part of the US and we had a manger there who was a transplant from Maryland. He considered himself southern and so had a tiny Confederate flag in a pen holder on his desk, which was right in front of a pretty small two way mirror at the top of the lobby. That window was to look down and see the lobby real quick just in case there was a robbery or a fight or whatever. You couldn't see through it if the light was of but you could if the light was on. One busy Saturday night, there was a call over the radio for the manager to come down to the lobby. A customer had looked up and peeped the flag. The manager got chewed out in the lobby in front of everyone, had to put the flag away and almost lost his job. People been mad about that flag for a long time.
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That is one of the funniest kids shows out there I am stoked when my son wants to watch that
Candace Gertrude Flynn better have on hell of a top traffic, or maybe TheeThee could pull that extra cost to pull the real start of the show, Candace.
*I call my Wife Candace when Im feeling extra frisky. She looks strikingly similar. Our 3 1/2 year old thinks it's absolutely hilarious.
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This other Black Label board is an Evel Knievel graphic too I guess.
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This other Black Label board is an Evel Knievel graphic too I guess.
(https://i.imgur.com/59gZhWJ.jpg)
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This other Black Label board is an Evel Knievel graphic too I guess.
(https://i.imgur.com/59gZhWJ.jpg)
Trust me Lou, I'm not even close to scratching the surface of Black Labels history of extremely sus graphics.
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I don't understand the people who think Real makes bad graphics. Nearly all of theirs have been simple, clean, or creative designs. Rarely have I seen a "Thank You"-esque or "Revive" style from them. Sure, most can be middle of the road, but they're hardly the worst.
One of my picks for worst graphics is this, not sure if anyone else thinks so:
https://images.app.goo.gl/DPGUisqUTM8xVKz88
In fact, most of this brand's graphics are dogshit.
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I don't understand the people who think Real makes bad graphics. Nearly all of theirs have been simple, clean, or creative designs. Rarely have I seen a "Thank You"-esque or "Revive" style from them. Sure, most can be middle of the road, but they're hardly the worst.
One of my picks for worst graphics is this, not sure if anyone else thinks so:
https://images.app.goo.gl/DPGUisqUTM8xVKz88
In fact, most of this brand's graphics are dogshit.
Real graphics are currently a lot better than before, the brand was tainted to me a long time ago already.
The graphics are mostly boring and I don’t like the look of the oval logo.
(https://www.realskateboards.com/img/fall15/rs/32-TEAM-OVALS-PORTRAIT-800.jpg)
The colorschemes and typography used to look like it was created by someone who used to design websites, just busy and unappealing.
(https://www.realskateboards.com/img/fall15/rs/07-LOWPRO2-MOBILE-800.jpg)
Just like the design started and ended in Adobe Illustrator. And then the dumb puns and word plays and rap music references that seem like they are trying to attract stoners and mall kids.
(https://www.realskateboards.com/img/fall15/rs/d3/11-jesus-piece-mobile-800.jpg)
And then to mix things up you have on-offs with better production but poorer taste
(https://www.realskateboards.com/img/fall15/rs/01-rs-fall15-d2-brock-dirty-dog-800.jpg)
I know this post is long, but hang in there
(https://www.realskateboards.com/img/fall15/rs/11-rs-fall15-d2-hanging-kitty-800.jpg)
Now some of these examples were not the best representations of what I mentioned, but I lifted all of them from the same catalog that was the first result from Google to further drive home the point.
Real might not be the absolute worst in producing graphics, but they are the biggest and make up for it in quantity. I mean there’s still 2/3 more to that FA15 catalog alone.
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I don't understand the people who think Real makes bad graphics. Nearly all of theirs have been simple, clean, or creative designs. Rarely have I seen a "Thank You"-esque or "Revive" style from them. Sure, most can be middle of the road, but they're hardly the worst.
One of my picks for worst graphics is this, not sure if anyone else thinks so:
https://images.app.goo.gl/DPGUisqUTM8xVKz88
In fact, most of this brand's graphics are dogshit.
The graphics are mostly boring and I don’t like the look of the oval logo.
(https://www.realskateboards.com/img/fall15/rs/32-TEAM-OVALS-PORTRAIT-800.jpg)
The colorschemes and typography used to look like it was created by someone who used to design websites, just busy and unappealing.
(https://www.realskateboards.com/img/fall15/rs/07-LOWPRO2-MOBILE-800.jpg)
Just like the design started and ended in Adobe Illustrator. And then the dumb puns and word plays and rap music references that seem like they are trying to attract stoners and mall kids.
(https://www.realskateboards.com/img/fall15/rs/d3/11-jesus-piece-mobile-800.jpg)
And then to mix things up you have on-offs with better production but poorer taste
(https://www.realskateboards.com/img/fall15/rs/01-rs-fall15-d2-brock-dirty-dog-800.jpg)
I know this post is long, but hang in there
(https://www.realskateboards.com/img/fall15/rs/11-rs-fall15-d2-hanging-kitty-800.jpg)
Now some of these examples were not the best representations of what I mentioned, but I lifted all of them from the same catalog that was the first result from Google to further drive home the point.
Real might not be the absolute worst in producing graphics, but they are the biggest and make up for it in quantity. I mean there’s still 2/3 more to that FA15 catalog alone.
Real went through the mid 2010s with some trash graphics. They've gotten better since the started incorporating stains.
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I don't understand the people who think Real makes bad graphics. Nearly all of theirs have been simple, clean, or creative designs. Rarely have I seen a "Thank You"-esque or "Revive" style from them. Sure, most can be middle of the road, but they're hardly the worst.
One of my picks for worst graphics is this, not sure if anyone else thinks so:
https://images.app.goo.gl/DPGUisqUTM8xVKz88
In fact, most of this brand's graphics are dogshit.
The graphics are mostly boring and I don’t like the look of the oval logo.
(https://www.realskateboards.com/img/fall15/rs/32-TEAM-OVALS-PORTRAIT-800.jpg)
The colorschemes and typography used to look like it was created by someone who used to design websites, just busy and unappealing.
(https://www.realskateboards.com/img/fall15/rs/07-LOWPRO2-MOBILE-800.jpg)
Just like the design started and ended in Adobe Illustrator. And then the dumb puns and word plays and rap music references that seem like they are trying to attract stoners and mall kids.
(https://www.realskateboards.com/img/fall15/rs/d3/11-jesus-piece-mobile-800.jpg)
And then to mix things up you have on-offs with better production but poorer taste
(https://www.realskateboards.com/img/fall15/rs/01-rs-fall15-d2-brock-dirty-dog-800.jpg)
I know this post is long, but hang in there
(https://www.realskateboards.com/img/fall15/rs/11-rs-fall15-d2-hanging-kitty-800.jpg)
Now some of these examples were not the best representations of what I mentioned, but I lifted all of them from the same catalog that was the first result from Google to further drive home the point.
Real might not be the absolute worst in producing graphics, but they are the biggest and make up for it in quantity. I mean there’s still 2/3 more to that FA15 catalog alone.
Real went through the mid 2010s with some trash graphics. They've gotten better since the started incorporating stains.
Yeah I like the new ones where the stain is a part of the graphic like the Silva Clean Air one or the Ishod peace one, those I could buy.
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I don't understand the people who think Real makes bad graphics. Nearly all of theirs have been simple, clean, or creative designs. Rarely have I seen a "Thank You"-esque or "Revive" style from them. Sure, most can be middle of the road, but they're hardly the worst.
One of my picks for worst graphics is this, not sure if anyone else thinks so:
https://images.app.goo.gl/DPGUisqUTM8xVKz88
In fact, most of this brand's graphics are dogshit.
The graphics are mostly boring and I don’t like the look of the oval logo.
(https://www.realskateboards.com/img/fall15/rs/32-TEAM-OVALS-PORTRAIT-800.jpg)
The colorschemes and typography used to look like it was created by someone who used to design websites, just busy and unappealing.
(https://www.realskateboards.com/img/fall15/rs/07-LOWPRO2-MOBILE-800.jpg)
Just like the design started and ended in Adobe Illustrator. And then the dumb puns and word plays and rap music references that seem like they are trying to attract stoners and mall kids.
(https://www.realskateboards.com/img/fall15/rs/d3/11-jesus-piece-mobile-800.jpg)
And then to mix things up you have on-offs with better production but poorer taste
(https://www.realskateboards.com/img/fall15/rs/01-rs-fall15-d2-brock-dirty-dog-800.jpg)
I know this post is long, but hang in there
(https://www.realskateboards.com/img/fall15/rs/11-rs-fall15-d2-hanging-kitty-800.jpg)
Now some of these examples were not the best representations of what I mentioned, but I lifted all of them from the same catalog that was the first result from Google to further drive home the point.
Real might not be the absolute worst in producing graphics, but they are the biggest and make up for it in quantity. I mean there’s still 2/3 more to that FA15 catalog alone.
Call me crazy, but I actually like the Hot Buns & Hang In There graphics.
I’m aware that this statement may place me squarely in the “bad people” camp, at least by SLAP metrics, but I likes what I likes. No apologies offered.
Also, I’m not bothered by the boring old Oval logo at all, as it was pert much their very 1st logo & they’re at least being consistent, if not bland.
Can’t stand that stacked format they used on the Low Down though, so maybe there’s a seed of redemption in me somewhere after all.
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I think it’s cool that with the one-offs especially it seems the rider gets what they want and there isn’t a certain image they need to fit, like in that catalog there were some of the Ramondetta ones I liked. The kitty one is edgy and funny to some extent, the hot buns I just don’t really get. But like I said, not the worst in the business, and these ones not the worst by them, but for a while at least they consistenly made stuff that made me wanna pass even though the company is strong. I was actually specifically looking for a series where they had a bunch of rap quotes from like Biggie and Lil Wayne ”Bitch I’m the bomb like tick, tick” maybe 2010-2012, since I remember that one distinctively as the era where their art direction just reminded me of studying digital media in the early 2000s.
And the oval logo, just something about the font or the word itself looks so unappealing to me, but I realize it’s a personal thing.
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I love it when they play with their oval logo
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Now some of these examples were not the best representations of what I mentioned, but I lifted all of them from the same catalog that was the first result from Google to further drive home the point.
Real might not be the absolute worst in producing graphics, but they are the biggest and make up for it in quantity. I mean there’s still 2/3 more to that FA15 catalog alone.
I’m aware that this statement may place me squarely in the “bad people” camp, at least by SLAP metrics, but I likes what I likes. No apologies offered.
Also, I’m not bothered by the boring old Oval logo at all, as it was pert much their very 1st logo & they’re at least being consistent, if not bland.
Can’t stand that stacked format they used on the Low Down though, so maybe there’s a seed of redemption in me somewhere after all.
It's a funny thing because some whole catalogs I will not even blink twice at from which ever brand from DLX, be it Real, Krooked or Antihero, but others I look through now and think I have over half of those boards just in the one catalog, but I am very much a simple / plain graphics kind of guy too.
When I had a million of the black eagle, I would often spray out the middle just to have an all black board - after all it is the wood I am wanting, not the graphic, but others I realise I have kept purely because the graphic is so rad to me, which also might not be rad to someone else.
This is one to look through as well - damn there are some in there I am not keen on but others I thought were pretty cool.
http://www.realskateboards.com/spring-15-catalog/
Truth be told, my choices are based purely on proximity to a few dimensions that I favor. In point of fact, I don’t care for most of the graphics I have in my “warehouse” (closet) but I keep a couple/few rattle-cans of paint in there as well, so...
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LOL yes i love REAL (see my "setup thread" the whole 2020 i only skated Reals) and yes some graphics are very cartoonish but they also make sooo many nice boards.. ya'll just nitpicking while ignoring the dope things they make
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I really, really like his skating and style, which makes it so infuriating that they used a really shitty drawing that looks like it took took 4 minutes and a sharpie with afterthought cheap “Japanese-y” references put in afterwards.
The child who drew it has never seen a wave, a surfbord, nor a volcano in their entire life.
It’s complete garbage for such a gifted skater.
https://shop.ccs.com/polar-shin-sanbongi-freedom-wheel-well-on-a-surfshape-skateboard-deck-white-8-75
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LOL yes i love REAL (see my "setup thread" the whole 2020 i only skated Reals) and yes some graphics are very cartoonish but they also make sooo many nice boards.. ya'll just nitpicking while ignoring the dope things they make
That's how I see it, too.
If we are looking at roughly 20-ish years of Real and their graphics, they have had some absolute amazing ones: Huf (delivery one/UPS knock off), the early Thiebaud ones, and the Oval logo is one of the most consistent and inoffensive team boards (even Deathwish's Gang font gets a little mundane after awhile), plus they have done many spin-offs with that logo. See the watermelon one posted above. I regret not buying it, actually. Green is my favorite color, too.
Back on track, everyone has their opinion on graphics and I support whatever that it is. I just wanted to bring up that Real gets a lot of flack for being "meh" in graphics, when a majority of the graphics have not been that offensive. Even the Low Pro series posted above aren't bad. To me, those look pretty good and I don't think they're too busy or too Adobe, either. Again, there's preference and subjectivity to it all. Possibly, some of my original thought could have been posted in the Unpopular Opinion thread haha! Apologies for the slight derailment, but also, good on those who shared the less than desirable graphics from Real in here!
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I hate the thrasher skate goat. Don’t get why it’s an enduring logo or something people want tattooed on them, but then again, wannabe satanist stuff has never been my bag
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CKuEtSBLl8q/?hl=en
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CKuEtSBLl8q/?hl=en
I hate that skategoat one so much. Imagine calling yourself skategoat and that goofy/regular shit is so dumb
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Threw up in my mouth a little when I saw the ad for this Rip N Dip graphic in the newest Thrasher.
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Those Bryte Graphics aren't that bad and you guys are reaching. Sure it's not polar, but they're really just average.
Real use to put out like 20 new graphics a season and half of them were bad. Now they do smaller releases with more carry over. Less bad graphics
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Those Bryte venn diagram graphics with are soooo sick, reminds me of AWS Don Pendleton graphics at their best with those carefully selected colors, layout and text-logo placement.
Yeah not really. That pro-model is pretty terrible too but at least it has something that could be called a "graphic".
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Real is like the pretty/ugly in certain lighting girlfriend from Seinfeld when it comes to graphics.
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Real is like the pretty/ugly in certain lighting girlfriend from Seinfeld when it comes to graphics.
LOL
I love it
Deep cuts
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thank you supply
(https://i.ibb.co/8skWGsH/D83-D6400-09-B8-457-F-8474-F68-A9-C047-D41.jpg) (https://ibb.co/bmtSYmk)
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thank you supply
(https://i.ibb.co/8skWGsH/D83-D6400-09-B8-457-F-8474-F68-A9-C047-D41.jpg) (https://ibb.co/bmtSYmk)
Damn that's like a Neversoft back-stock on THPS 2
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Powell
Like... All of em
Particularly the lions and tigers
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Did anyone ever put out a board or series of boards with their pros as Southpark style characters?
If so those ones.
Blind?
Shortys
(https://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/z/QS4AAOSwk05fQyVq/$_1.JPG)
i had the team board and even if i dont watch south park anymore and kinda hate what it stands for it was one of the boards i wish i kept
Can I ask what you think it stands for and why you hate it?
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Maybe not the worst, but I mean... thoughts?
(https://www.junkyard.fi/media/catalog/product/930x/9/6/964656.jpg)
2 stickers away from being literally a blank
Plus I'm like 99% sure the minimalism is a reference to a lot of the Ron Allen-drawn H-Street graphics, like the Danny Way Train graphic.
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Maybe not the worst, but I mean... thoughts?
(https://www.junkyard.fi/media/catalog/product/930x/9/6/964656.jpg)
2 stickers away from being literally a blank
Plus I'm like 99% sure the minimalism is a reference to a lot of the Ron Allen-drawn H-Street graphics, like the Danny Way Train graphic.
Much love & respect to Wrong Alien, but he definitely did NOT draw any of those graphics.
I think you’re correct about the homage aspect, though.
That was a cheeky little thing for a minute.
I kinda appreciate what they’re doing with those Alltimers decks, actually.
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Maybe not the worst, but I mean... thoughts?
(https://www.junkyard.fi/media/catalog/product/930x/9/6/964656.jpg)
2 stickers away from being literally a blank
Plus I'm like 99% sure the minimalism is a reference to a lot of the Ron Allen-drawn H-Street graphics, like the Danny Way Train graphic.
I think you’re correct about the homage aspect, though.
That was a cheeky little thing for a minute.
I kinda appreciate what they’re doing with those Alltimers decks, actually.
Smh i’m a dumbass. it was Alfonzo Rawls, not Ron Allen.
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thank you supply
(https://i.ibb.co/8skWGsH/D83-D6400-09-B8-457-F-8474-F68-A9-C047-D41.jpg) (https://ibb.co/bmtSYmk)
Seriously I thought this board graphic was a joke you posted. The last Thank You drop really looks like a bad Pizza rip-off.
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Get em out, purge the filth, what are the worst graphics ever to grace a board that aren't even worthy of being worn off? Here's a good start.
(https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-xtqeoh1i/images/stencil/900x900/products/1306/4408/JHSerious__90904.1565110990.jpg?c=2&imbypass=on)
Sorry to bring this one back but I thought it said Jonah hill and that would’ve ruled
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It has to be thank you. That shit is terrible.
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(http://i.imgur.com/ERnWu7c.jpg)
everybody seems to love this stuff. It’s boring and sterile to me
Disagree. Pendelton's a rad artist. I think his style is quite appealing. I prefer his artwork over skulls, monsters, gore, zombies, most bold team logos like girl or creature.
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I hate the thrasher skate goat. Don’t get why it’s an enduring logo or something people want tattooed on them, but then again, wannabe satanist stuff has never been my bag
anything to do with $atan is so boring and played out. it doesn't look badass. i know, unpopular opinion.
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I hate the thrasher skate goat. Don’t get why it’s an enduring logo or something people want tattooed on them, but then again, wannabe satanist stuff has never been my bag
anything to do with $atan is so boring and played out. it doesn't look badass. i know, unpopular opinion.
Nobody is ever going to top the natas 101 satan board so everything else looks kinda tame in comparison.
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LOL yes i love REAL (see my "setup thread" the whole 2020 i only skated Reals) and yes some graphics are very cartoonish but they also make sooo many nice boards.. ya'll just nitpicking while ignoring the dope things they make
That's how I see it, too.
If we are looking at roughly 20-ish years of Real and their graphics, they have had some absolute amazing ones: Huf (delivery one/UPS knock off), the early Thiebaud ones, and the Oval logo is one of the most consistent and inoffensive team boards (even Deathwish's Gang font gets a little mundane after awhile), plus they have done many spin-offs with that logo. See the watermelon one posted above. I regret not buying it, actually. Green is my favorite color, too.
Back on track, everyone has their opinion on graphics and I support whatever that it is. I just wanted to bring up that Real gets a lot of flack for being "meh" in graphics, when a majority of the graphics have not been that offensive. Even the Low Pro series posted above aren't bad. To me, those look pretty good and I don't think they're too busy or too Adobe, either. Again, there's preference and subjectivity to it all. Possibly, some of my original thought could have been posted in the Unpopular Opinion thread haha! Apologies for the slight derailment, but also, good on those who shared the less than desirable graphics from Real in here!
Also, I don't recall many other graphics from the 2010's being great/memorable.
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thank you supply
(https://i.ibb.co/8skWGsH/D83-D6400-09-B8-457-F-8474-F68-A9-C047-D41.jpg) (https://ibb.co/bmtSYmk)
Seriously I thought this board graphic was a joke you posted. The last Thank You drop really looks like a bad Pizza rip-off.
Damn, you really are scraping the bottom of the shit barrel when your graphics look like a PIZZA rip off
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I've skated since 98 and never once seen a Real graphic that was at all memorable. Sure, they don't directly embarrass themself like some examples in this thread, but I'm pretty sure they could put out nothing but the OG logo and it would be an improvement. At least then you've got a identity
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Skate Mental as the ultimate winner ?
(https://scene7.zumiez.com/is/image/zumiez/product_main_medium/Skate-Mental-Staba-Denied-8.0%22--Skateboard-Deck-_219787-0007-front.jpg)
Bitch button
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I've skated since 98 and never once seen a Real graphic that was at all memorable. Sure, they don't directly embarrass themself like some examples in this thread, but I'm pretty sure they could put out nothing but the OG logo and it would be an improvement. At least then you've got a identity
Think is the other company that comes to mind with this.
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(https://i.ibb.co/GQzncm7/18-DAA102-1-B3-C-411-E-BD65-C906586-EE112.jpg) (https://ibb.co/GQzncm7)
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(https://i.ibb.co/GQzncm7/18-DAA102-1-B3-C-411-E-BD65-C906586-EE112.jpg) (https://ibb.co/GQzncm7)
I guess in the back of my head I knew dloy was pro but I never even thought about him actually having a board out
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(https://www.realskateboards.com/img/2021/rs-sp21-del1-06.jpg)
(https://www.realskateboards.com/img/2021/rs-sp21-del1-05.jpg)
Real is the worst offender in my book
They're so boring and uninspired
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Real has lots of mediocre stuff but some fine gems amongst them. Above my current Ishod and below my next Ishod that is going on in a few weeks. I absolutely love both graphics.
(https://http2.mlstatic.com/D_NQ_NP_735398-MLB32152579258_092019-O.jpg)
(https://doodah.ch/pub/media/catalog/product/cache/image/700x700/e9c3970ab036de70892d86c6d221abfe/1/0/100219290wa09-real-ishod-wair-peace-tree-dreamer_01.jpg)
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Those Bryte Graphics aren't that bad and you guys are reaching. Sure it's not polar, but they're really just average.
Real use to put out like 20 new graphics a season and half of them were bad. Now they do smaller releases with more carry over. Less bad graphics
I dont think they look that bad, but using that many colors/layers in your standard logo cannot be a good business decision. Although there are probably enough kids buying them that hurting the margins like that doesnt matter.
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(https://www.realskateboards.com/img/2021/rs-sp21-del1-06.jpg)
(https://www.realskateboards.com/img/2021/rs-sp21-del1-05.jpg)
Real is the worst offender in my book
They're so boring and uninspired
A lot of these decks are objectively bad, but in another life it's possible I would hang that Chima deck (my gf and I love penguins)
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(https://www.realskateboards.com/img/2021/rs-sp21-del1-06.jpg)
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Real is the worst offender in my book
They're so boring and uninspired
I like how REAL adds SKATEBOARDS... as if there was any question. they should drop the skateboards and make the REAL wording bigger, maybe use a second color... i dunno.
I'd hang the penguin graphic on the wall. I like Chima and would skate one of his boards but the penguin graphic seems like more of a wall hanger.
but that's just like my opinion man.
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I definitely like real and ride the DLX train, I can say I haven't seen a memorable real graphic besides that standard logo the throughout the years I have been skating
I can't say I have seen particularly atrocious graphics from them either
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I dug this series but I am a fan of Japanese inspired graphics.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CKKIoUvMU3c/
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those are pretty rad. the middle one is a beaaaaaut!
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I dug this series but I am a fan of Japanese inspired graphics.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CKKIoUvMU3c/
these are cool. i back 'em.
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Cool, but not as a board graphic.
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Mason's debut graphics were great.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CMN43SJlRYg/?igshid=1u31t5apcc59j
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CMN43SJlRYg/?igshid=1u31t5apcc59j
this one is not bad
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CMN43SJlRYg/?igshid=1u31t5apcc59j
Wow. there are some seriously great pros with some seriously not great graphics.
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Wasn’t that a Drake Jones graphic?!
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Feel like I saw a few butterfly boards last year.
(https://skatepharm.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2017/07/Quasi_Deck_Butterflies-Yellow-Bottom-570x570.jpg)
(https://skateparkoftampa.com/spot/productimages/colors/1_84683.jpg)
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0213/9736/products/drake_butterfly_one_1024x1024.jpg?v=1485811480)
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its monarch mind control mannn its the olympification of skateboarding bro
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CMN43SJlRYg/?igshid=1u31t5apcc59j
I promptly spray painted over this shit but the fucking foil under the butterfly still managed to sneak its way back through. Best board i've had in a long time but fuck real has some of the worst graphics.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CMN43SJlRYg/?igshid=1u31t5apcc59j
I promptly spray painted over this shit but the fucking foil under the butterfly still managed to sneak its way back through. Best board i've had in a long time but fuck real has some of the worst graphics.
Eh, it's not my favorite but Real has done far worst.
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Reminds me on Wenning's Bobshirt interview when he's bummed on the moths graphic (cutie lil butterflies for the broads).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3PzD3Qt7xM
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CMN43SJlRYg/?igshid=1u31t5apcc59j
I promptly spray painted over this shit but the fucking foil under the butterfly still managed to sneak its way back through. Best board i've had in a long time but fuck real has some of the worst graphics.
Eh, it's not my favorite but Real has done far worst.
It's almost unsettling to see a Real board that doesn't look like a generic Motorhead album cover.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CMN43SJlRYg/?igshid=1u31t5apcc59j
I promptly spray painted over this shit but the fucking foil under the butterfly still managed to sneak its way back through. Best board i've had in a long time but fuck real has some of the worst graphics.
Eh, it's not my favorite but Real has done far worst.
It's almost unsettling to see a Real board that doesn't look like a generic Motorhead album cover.
haha this is so true.
i agree with the poster who said they should drop the skateboards beneath the real script on the oval. everyone knows thes e a fucking skateboard decks ffs. the skateboards always makes it seem like some mallbrand type stuff.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CMN43SJlRYg/?igshid=1u31t5apcc59j
this one is not bad (for real)
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Reminds me on Wenning's Bobshirt interview when he's bummed on the moths graphic (cutie lil butterflies for the broads).
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3PzD3Qt7xM
Haha, I was just watching that shit the other day. As far as lame decks go...
(https://www.warehouseskateboards.com/images/products/hi-res/1DPIZ0MCGRUF850.jpg)
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A lot of sk8mafia decks lol. This one is a good example.
(https://i.ibb.co/3CJ5j1B/053660-E7-BFF9-48-CF-A88-B-4-D05-C938112-E.jpg) (https://ibb.co/3CJ5j1B)
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A lot of sk8mafia decks lol. This one is a good example.
(https://i.ibb.co/3CJ5j1B/053660-E7-BFF9-48-CF-A88-B-4-D05-C938112-E.jpg) (https://ibb.co/3CJ5j1B)
A company called sk8mafia isn’t going to deal in tasteful graphics. This is the exact kind of super faded “bright” idea I’d expect expect.
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A lot of sk8mafia decks lol. This one is a good example.
(https://i.ibb.co/3CJ5j1B/053660-E7-BFF9-48-CF-A88-B-4-D05-C938112-E.jpg) (https://ibb.co/3CJ5j1B)
A company called sk8mafia isn’t going to deal in tasteful graphics. This is the exact kind of super faded “bright” idea I’d expect expect.
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i think this fsc graphic is pretty shit
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A lot of sk8mafia decks lol. This one is a good example.
(https://i.ibb.co/3CJ5j1B/053660-E7-BFF9-48-CF-A88-B-4-D05-C938112-E.jpg) (https://ibb.co/3CJ5j1B)
This is so terrible it is awesome.
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A lot of sk8mafia decks lol. This one is a good example.
(https://i.ibb.co/3CJ5j1B/053660-E7-BFF9-48-CF-A88-B-4-D05-C938112-E.jpg) (https://ibb.co/3CJ5j1B)
This is so terrible it is awesome.
Can't believe Pizza didn't rip off Little Caesars first.
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A lot of sk8mafia decks lol. This one is a good example.
(https://i.ibb.co/3CJ5j1B/053660-E7-BFF9-48-CF-A88-B-4-D05-C938112-E.jpg) (https://ibb.co/3CJ5j1B)
This is so terrible it is awesome.
Rumor has it if they did they wouldn't get the $5 hot'n ready deal anymore.
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This
This looks like a Pog Slammer so it’s got me sorta nostalgic, ngl.
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A lot of sk8mafia decks lol. This one is a good example.
(https://i.ibb.co/3CJ5j1B/053660-E7-BFF9-48-CF-A88-B-4-D05-C938112-E.jpg) (https://ibb.co/3CJ5j1B)
this is kinda like a lot of expedition one's graphics where they'd parody logos
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(https://cdn.skatedeluxe.com/images/product_images/200px2x/138685-0-SOURSOLUTION-NybergFriedDurst825.jpg)
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(https://cdn.skatedeluxe.com/images/product_images/200px2x/138685-0-SOURSOLUTION-NybergFriedDurst825.jpg)
If you didn't get the "Fried Durst" joke, it's your loss.
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If you didn't get the "Fried Durst" joke, it's your loss.
got the joke, board is still outrageous
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A lot of sk8mafia decks lol. This one is a good example.
(https://i.ibb.co/3CJ5j1B/053660-E7-BFF9-48-CF-A88-B-4-D05-C938112-E.jpg) (https://ibb.co/3CJ5j1B)
this is kinda like a lot of expedition one's graphics where they'd parody logos
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/6BAAlXJrprQCz8Hk5gR6vSit40rM4mUTYdgiPyQ6GfBKMY-CahHUzEvgd-9QOF3nbmvaBtMIDd-yTelyJpUMuTB_8iBm-xD41NF4u0mdIPGcqXAVfpKym3U9SJoyWjK6HmfAVEPKInLw)
my main problem with corporate parody decks is DGK probably did it 10 years ago, and even then it wasn't that good.
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I had a pizza board with a corny graphic, looked like an IKEA instruction manual on how to roll spliffs. Board shape and wood was so fucking good, easily one of the most naturally comfortable boards I’ve ever had.
So yeah, good product does negate a bad graphic
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Lmfao at he fried durst. Ridiculous
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Always hated this sort of shit
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4c/36/9c/4c369c62c8a6112dc8b9081965df6f5a.jpg)
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/9f37862fc4f778b76af9c05e28e567f0/tenor.gif?itemid=20566898)
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consolidated as a whole was just the corniest shit ever.
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Always hated this sort of shit
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4c/36/9c/4c369c62c8a6112dc8b9081965df6f5a.jpg)
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/9f37862fc4f778b76af9c05e28e567f0/tenor.gif?itemid=20566898)
Yeah those are awful, the "it's a man" one garnered a slight smile but the others I would be embarrassed to skate or pay for.
What's with all the butterfly hate tho 💔?
I kinda like the Ishod butterfly nose and tail graphic. It's not the most complex or unique design but it's simple enough that the foil isn't too much.
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Always hated this sort of shit
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4c/36/9c/4c369c62c8a6112dc8b9081965df6f5a.jpg)
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/9f37862fc4f778b76af9c05e28e567f0/tenor.gif?itemid=20566898)
"it's a man" is funny. not always on board with his concepts, but todd bratrud is a talented illustrator. if you think those are bad look at some of the shit they churned out after he left.
(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/85/fd/5d/85fd5d04b2b8038394d6465aec19a6c3--skateboard-decks-skateboards.jpg)
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/Um5MdguAHPtlqXhhkgv3q9NnS3ch8PsHJwGxNgWlSi2X9KQ7F0ElxU2GF55SYC76en7OdVPFKGtjFLZrtfUxJay6Xa5UoGsZkPzDLC6fJJGyeP16oI6YzUTWYcyI70AVP1-bca2uCDsjZNM5NDxK8-g)
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consolidated as a whole was just the corniest shit ever.
made even worse by the fact that they have one of the best logos in skating
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consolidated as a whole was just the corniest shit ever.
(https://i.imgur.com/CHtIO3B.jpg)
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Always hated this sort of shit
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4c/36/9c/4c369c62c8a6112dc8b9081965df6f5a.jpg)
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/9f37862fc4f778b76af9c05e28e567f0/tenor.gif?itemid=20566898)
(https://i.pinimg.com/236x/85/fd/5d/85fd5d04b2b8038394d6465aec19a6c3--skateboard-decks-skateboards.jpg)
(https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/proxy/Um5MdguAHPtlqXhhkgv3q9NnS3ch8PsHJwGxNgWlSi2X9KQ7F0ElxU2GF55SYC76en7OdVPFKGtjFLZrtfUxJay6Xa5UoGsZkPzDLC6fJJGyeP16oI6YzUTWYcyI70AVP1-bca2uCDsjZNM5NDxK8-g)
This. Some of you guys dissing Bratrud is questionable. He was the best thing that ever happened to that company and it went to total shit after he left.
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We need to go deeper, those consolidated graphics are painful. These Weird Wood decks were in my local shop growing up
(https://i.ibb.co/Bg6nBhX/Screenshot-20210527-163626-Instagram.jpg) (https://ibb.co/Bg6nBhX) (https://i.ibb.co/TMZ6BW4/Screenshot-20210527-163420-Instagram.jpg) (https://ibb.co/TMZ6BW4) (https://i.ibb.co/617KDKH/Screenshot-20210527-160540-Chrome.jpg) (https://ibb.co/617KDKH) (https://i.ibb.co/J3wBJ7c/1-68315.jpg) (https://ibb.co/J3wBJ7c) (https://i.ibb.co/ncR5yd6/Screenshot-20210527-161201-Instagram.jpg) (https://ibb.co/ncR5yd6) (https://i.ibb.co/hm542Z3/Screen-Shot-2014-08-19-at-6-20-23-PM.jpg) (https://ibb.co/hm542Z3) (https://i.ibb.co/R2dcnG8/11001-84734.jpg) (https://ibb.co/R2dcnG8) (https://i.ibb.co/thT0t2b/Screenshot-20210527-162415-Instagram.jpg) (https://ibb.co/thT0t2b) (https://i.ibb.co/nm5Sftq/Screenshot-20210527-162515-Instagram.jpg) (https://ibb.co/nm5Sftq) (https://i.ibb.co/CwTpL3B/Screenshot-20210527-162542-Instagram.jpg) (https://ibb.co/CwTpL3B) (https://i.ibb.co/fSTRJ0F/Screenshot-20210527-162836-Instagram.jpg) (https://ibb.co/fSTRJ0F) (https://i.ibb.co/PxgjH3j/Screenshot-20210527-163102-Instagram.jpg) (https://ibb.co/PxgjH3j) (https://i.ibb.co/D5ZpG8f/Screenshot-20210527-163257-Instagram.jpg) (https://ibb.co/D5ZpG8f)
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We need to go deeper, those consolidated graphics are painful. These Weird Wood decks were in my local shop growing up
(https://i.postimg.cc/Pxy5hSCQ/Screenshot-20210527-162515-Instagram.jpg) (https://postimages.org/)
Shoutout to captains
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Forgot the worst one
(https://i.ibb.co/mFqXSc1/1031-kristian-svitak-working-man-skateboard-deck-8-25-x-31-5-10668775.jpg) (https://ibb.co/mFqXSc1)
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(https://i.postimg.cc/VNQjKBrD/Elenex-Paradise-Butterfly-8-0-Skateboard-Deck-345356-front-US.jpg)
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We need to go deeper, those consolidated graphics are painful. These Weird Wood decks were in my local shop growing up
(https://i.ibb.co/Bg6nBhX/Screenshot-20210527-163626-Instagram.jpg) (https://ibb.co/Bg6nBhX) (https://i.ibb.co/TMZ6BW4/Screenshot-20210527-163420-Instagram.jpg) (https://ibb.co/TMZ6BW4) (https://i.ibb.co/617KDKH/Screenshot-20210527-160540-Chrome.jpg) (https://ibb.co/617KDKH) (https://i.ibb.co/J3wBJ7c/1-68315.jpg) (https://ibb.co/J3wBJ7c) (https://i.ibb.co/ncR5yd6/Screenshot-20210527-161201-Instagram.jpg) (https://ibb.co/ncR5yd6) (https://i.ibb.co/hm542Z3/Screen-Shot-2014-08-19-at-6-20-23-PM.jpg) (https://ibb.co/hm542Z3) (https://i.ibb.co/R2dcnG8/11001-84734.jpg) (https://ibb.co/R2dcnG8) (https://i.ibb.co/thT0t2b/Screenshot-20210527-162415-Instagram.jpg) (https://ibb.co/thT0t2b) (https://i.ibb.co/nm5Sftq/Screenshot-20210527-162515-Instagram.jpg) (https://ibb.co/nm5Sftq) (https://i.ibb.co/CwTpL3B/Screenshot-20210527-162542-Instagram.jpg) (https://ibb.co/CwTpL3B) (https://i.ibb.co/fSTRJ0F/Screenshot-20210527-162836-Instagram.jpg) (https://ibb.co/fSTRJ0F) (https://i.ibb.co/PxgjH3j/Screenshot-20210527-163102-Instagram.jpg) (https://ibb.co/PxgjH3j) (https://i.ibb.co/D5ZpG8f/Screenshot-20210527-163257-Instagram.jpg) (https://ibb.co/D5ZpG8f)
The hook ups parody ones sick
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Titty Cat would be kinda dope without the money bumps
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(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0208/0114/products/W35C_DONTTRIP-CR_1024x1024.jpg?v=1571264749)
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(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0208/0114/products/W35C_DONTTRIP-CR_1024x1024.jpg?v=1571264749)
I had that exact same deck two years ago. Sanded off the pink and spraypainted it white with green stripes. The shape was sick tho.
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We need to go deeper, those consolidated graphics are painful. These Weird Wood decks were in my local shop growing up
That Greco graphic is so incredibly fucking awful. I’d rather ride the Nuge board with the racial slur than that shit.
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(https://cdn.skatedeluxe.com/images/product_images/200px2x/138685-0-SOURSOLUTION-NybergFriedDurst825.jpg)
If you didn't get the "Fried Durst" joke, it's your loss.
I wanted to get this board for the wall but I was too late when I found out about it! :'(
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We need to go deeper, those consolidated graphics are painful. These Weird Wood decks were in my local shop growing up
That Greco graphic is so incredibly fucking awful. I’d rather ride the Nuge board with the racial slur than that shit.
Sorry that this is off topic, but this just reminded me that a couple of days ago I saw someone post on instagram that Greco apparently stole her phone, threatened a bunch of her neighbors, and yelled something about Baker (which is how she figured out who he was). I didn't get a screenshot unfortunately, I wonder if this actually happened/if anyone else heard about it.
EDIT: This is as much as I could find -
(https://i.ibb.co/X3f9ThC/screen.png) (https://ibb.co/X3f9ThC)
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Sounds like early 2000's Greco has come back in a time machine. Geez I hope he doesn't go to get his winklepickers cobbled and run into 2021 Greco!!!
Could be serious consequences for the space time continuum
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Sounds like early 2000's Greco has come back in a time machine. Geez I hope he doesn't go to get his winklepickers cobbled and run into 2021 Greco!!!
Could be serious consequences for the space time continuum
A muddy neck tattoo?
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We need to go deeper, those consolidated graphics are painful. These Weird Wood decks were in my local shop growing up
That Greco graphic is so incredibly fucking awful. I’d rather ride the Nuge board with the racial slur than that shit.
Sorry that this is off topic, but this just reminded me that a couple of days ago I saw someone post on instagram that Greco apparently stole her phone, threatened a bunch of her neighbors, and yelled something about Baker (which is how she figured out who he was). I didn't get a screenshot unfortunately, I wonder if this actually happened/if anyone else heard about it.
EDIT: This is as much as I could find -
(https://i.ibb.co/X3f9ThC/screen.png) (https://ibb.co/X3f9ThC)
Could you explain a bit more?
I'm confused why would Greco be stealing phones?
Whose phone did he steal
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We need to go deeper, those consolidated graphics are painful. These Weird Wood decks were in my local shop growing up
That Greco graphic is so incredibly fucking awful. I’d rather ride the Nuge board with the racial slur than that shit.
Sorry that this is off topic, but this just reminded me that a couple of days ago I saw someone post on instagram that Greco apparently stole her phone, threatened a bunch of her neighbors, and yelled something about Baker (which is how she figured out who he was). I didn't get a screenshot unfortunately, I wonder if this actually happened/if anyone else heard about it.
EDIT: This is as much as I could find -
(https://i.ibb.co/X3f9ThC/screen.png) (https://ibb.co/X3f9ThC)
Could you explain a bit more?
I'm confused why would Greco be stealing phones?
Whose phone did he steal
clearly a vintage phone.
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(https://i.imgur.com/OAVgNS9.jpg)
This transphobic garbage from Skate Mental. Chico, you know what to do.
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What the fuck? Is that recent?
edit - just went on the SM insta and it's full of Brad Staba's face deepfaked onto videos of women? Some weird projection going on maybe
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What the fuck? Is that recent?
edit - just went on the SM insta and it's full of Brad Staba's face deepfaked onto videos of women? Some weird projection going on maybe
Sounds like my dude Tab Soda could use a spell in psychoanalysis.
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What the fuck? Is that recent?
edit - just went on the SM insta and it's full of Brad Staba's face deepfaked onto videos of women? Some weird projection going on maybe
From what I have heard it was from a few years back.
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@Mr. Stinky Congrats on pal status!
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@Mr. Stinky Congrats on pal status!
Thank you! Hot damn, I have wasted a lot of time on this message board.
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We need to go deeper, those consolidated graphics are painful. These Weird Wood decks were in my local shop growing up
That Greco graphic is so incredibly fucking awful. I’d rather ride the Nuge board with the racial slur than that shit.
Sorry that this is off topic, but this just reminded me that a couple of days ago I saw someone post on instagram that Greco apparently stole her phone, threatened a bunch of her neighbors, and yelled something about Baker (which is how she figured out who he was). I didn't get a screenshot unfortunately, I wonder if this actually happened/if anyone else heard about it.
EDIT: This is as much as I could find -
(https://i.ibb.co/X3f9ThC/screen.png) (https://ibb.co/X3f9ThC)
Could you explain a bit more?
I'm confused why would Greco be stealing phones?
Whose phone did he steal
Sorry for the lack of detail, the initial post was a story that has since expired. The most recent thing the person in question (don't feel comfortable identifying her, she's a friend of a friend and not a public figure from what I can tell) wrote was that Greco had blocked her and Joey Sinko was the one who had her phone. The initial post was something along the lines of "Jim Greco threatened me and my neighbors, him and Joey Sinko stole my phone, and they kept yelling 'Baker' which made it easy to figure out who they were". I know that last part sounds like a joke, but it's what she wrote.
My guess is that some kind of altercation happened, this person was filming it and either Greco or Sinko took her phone. That twitter post makes me think it was some kind of fight but who knows. I'll update if I see anything else.
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We need to go deeper, those consolidated graphics are painful. These Weird Wood decks were in my local shop growing up
That Greco graphic is so incredibly fucking awful. I’d rather ride the Nuge board with the racial slur than that shit.
Sorry that this is off topic, but this just reminded me that a couple of days ago I saw someone post on instagram that Greco apparently stole her phone, threatened a bunch of her neighbors, and yelled something about Baker (which is how she figured out who he was). I didn't get a screenshot unfortunately, I wonder if this actually happened/if anyone else heard about it.
EDIT: This is as much as I could find -
(https://i.ibb.co/X3f9ThC/screen.png) (https://ibb.co/X3f9ThC)
Could you explain a bit more?
I'm confused why would Greco be stealing phones?
Whose phone did he steal
Sorry for the lack of detail, the initial post was a story that has since expired. The most recent thing the person in question (don't feel comfortable identifying her, she's a friend of a friend and not a public figure from what I can tell) wrote was that Greco had blocked her and Joey Sinko was the one who had her phone. The initial post was something along the lines of "Jim Greco threatened me and my neighbors, him and Joey Sinko stole my phone, and they kept yelling 'Baker' which made it easy to figure out who they were". I know that last part sounds like a joke, but it's what she wrote.
My guess is that some kind of altercation happened, this person was filming it and either Greco or Sinko took her phone. That twitter post makes me think it was some kind of fight but who knows. I'll update if I see anything else.
Lol nuts
Is Greco back on the gear or something. Crazy behavior
BAKER BAKER BAKER !!!!!!! lol
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We need to go deeper, those consolidated graphics are painful. These Weird Wood decks were in my local shop growing up
That Greco graphic is so incredibly fucking awful. I’d rather ride the Nuge board with the racial slur than that shit.
Sorry that this is off topic, but this just reminded me that a couple of days ago I saw someone post on instagram that Greco apparently stole her phone, threatened a bunch of her neighbors, and yelled something about Baker (which is how she figured out who he was). I didn't get a screenshot unfortunately, I wonder if this actually happened/if anyone else heard about it.
EDIT: This is as much as I could find -
(https://i.ibb.co/X3f9ThC/screen.png) (https://ibb.co/X3f9ThC)
Could you explain a bit more?
I'm confused why would Greco be stealing phones?
Whose phone did he steal
Sorry for the lack of detail, the initial post was a story that has since expired. The most recent thing the person in question (don't feel comfortable identifying her, she's a friend of a friend and not a public figure from what I can tell) wrote was that Greco had blocked her and Joey Sinko was the one who had her phone. The initial post was something along the lines of "Jim Greco threatened me and my neighbors, him and Joey Sinko stole my phone, and they kept yelling 'Baker' which made it easy to figure out who they were". I know that last part sounds like a joke, but it's what she wrote.
My guess is that some kind of altercation happened, this person was filming it and either Greco or Sinko took her phone. That twitter post makes me think it was some kind of fight but who knows. I'll update if I see anything else.
Lol nuts
Is Greco back on the gear or something. Crazy behavior
BAKER BAKER BAKER !!!!!!! lol
But why would Greco yell "baker"? He hasn't been on Baker since 2007, when he started Deathwish.
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Maybe this post should go in the unpopular opinions thread but I’m pretty stoked on all the butterfly boards.
(Inb4 people call me out who know I’m a biologist by trade)
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Maybe this post should go in the unpopular opinions thread but I’m pretty stoked on all the butterfly boards.
(Inb4 people call me out who know I’m a biologist by trade)
I also like them. I would much rather skate a nature graphic than some drunk demon’s butt drawn by Neckface. Butterflies > Demon Butt.
As an aside, the bio department at my college has a monarch exhibit in one of their greenhouses every year. I wholeheartedly recommend getting baked and hanging out with butterflies.
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(https://i.ibb.co/5FFfQcC/real-ishod.jpg) (https://ibb.co/5FFfQcC)
I'm riding this one right now because it's the only shape I want to skate. Still asking why did they do this every time I look at it
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(https://i.ibb.co/5FFfQcC/real-ishod.jpg) (https://ibb.co/5FFfQcC)
I'm riding this one right now because it's the only shape I want to skate. Still asking why did they do this every time I look at it
I am loving it. I had a vintage 7 series BMW (E38 740) for a few years, best car ever. What shape ist this board?
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(https://i.ibb.co/4JmYq7T/IMG-9061.jpg) (https://ibb.co/4JmYq7T)
This must be one of the Nickel bloards that was screened over
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(https://i.ibb.co/4JmYq7T/IMG-9061.jpg) (https://ibb.co/4JmYq7T)
back on real confirmed
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(https://i.ibb.co/5FFfQcC/real-ishod.jpg) (https://ibb.co/5FFfQcC)
I'm riding this one right now because it's the only shape I want to skate. Still asking why did they do this every time I look at it
If you stalked Ishod like a man you’d know why
https://www.instagram.com/p/BzW0_emgts-/?utm_medium=copy_link
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75% of every season’s Deathwish graphics are worthy of being rubbed off with Acetone.
Multiply that number by 1.25 for Heroin graphics.
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(https://static.super-shop.com/1126738-undefined-960w.jpg)
Not that bad, but idk but that painting looks more like ugod than brandon turner
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I'm riding this one right now because it's the only shape I want to skate. Still asking why did they do this every time I look at it
I am loving it. I had a vintage 7 series BMW (E38 740) for a few years, best car ever. What shape ist this board?
Symmetrical shape, Twin tail. The 8.25 version in my case.
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I'm riding this one right now because it's the only shape I want to skate. Still asking why did they do this every time I look at it
If you stalked Ishod like a man you’d know why
https://www.instagram.com/p/BzW0_emgts-/?utm_medium=copy_link
I know he likes cars but that's still a bad looking graphic to me
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If thy don’t like is Ishod graphics there is always Nyjahs new company with the fire graphics.
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(https://i.ibb.co/4JmYq7T/IMG-9061.jpg) (https://ibb.co/4JmYq7T)
lmao
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Plan B is back with a banger!
(https://planbskateboards.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/plan-b-spliff-8-0-deck.jpg)
Smoking weed is SO FUCKING COOL, am I right?
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Plan B is back with a banger!
(https://planbskateboards.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/plan-b-spliff-8-0-deck.jpg)
Smoking weed is SO FUCKING COOL, am I right?
Looks like somebody's getting a new Slugger for Christmas
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David Gravette's Psych Ward
My friend had this deck and it was embarrassing to be seen with him. It looks like it's mocking mentally handicapped and disabled people simultaneously.
From Creature: "Featured with a graphic of David Gravette wheelchair-bound, poking fun at his crazy King of the Road antics"
How you're supposed to deduce that from the graphic is baffling.
God this is wrong on so many levels.
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thanks for the laugh of the morning.
Somehow never saw that creature deck. ahahahha
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Haha creature absolutely sucks massive shit
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(https://img.skatewarehouse.com/watermark/rs.php?path=TMTPTDK-1.jpg)
Ed Templeton’s legendary third eye for finding the creepiest Huntington pier shots.
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(https://img.skatewarehouse.com/watermark/rs.php?path=TMTPTDK-1.jpg)
Ed Templeton’s legendary third eye for finding the creepiest Huntington pier shots.
this is better than 99% of current Toy graphics
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Ed Templeton’s legendary third eye for finding the creepiest Huntington pier shots.
this is better than 99% of current Toy graphics
This is true.
Anyone remember this gem?
(https://static.wixstatic.com/media/6a7e42_46f5a4b3389b4ca4b363c9e1a2832fa4~mv2_d_2400_2400_s_4_2.png/v1/fill/w_2400,h_2400,al_c/6a7e42_46f5a4b3389b4ca4b363c9e1a2832fa4~mv2_d_2400_2400_s_4_2.png)
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While I don’t necessarily like picking on smaller brands. I got an ad for this, so they technically forced me to see this. From looking at their page they have a clear art direction and I actually respect them for sticking too it
https://www.instagram.com/p/CQ6RjbjJ2Rd/?utm_medium=copy_link
https://www.instagram.com/p/CPlWCDhllbA/?utm_medium=copy_link
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While I don’t necessarily like picking on smaller brands. I got an ad for this, so they technically forced me to see this. From looking at their page they have a clear art direction and I actually respect them for sticking too it
https://www.instagram.com/p/CQ6RjbjJ2Rd/?utm_medium=copy_link
https://www.instagram.com/p/CPlWCDhllbA/?utm_medium=copy_link
These rock. I don't smoke weed, which means more of a reason to purchase.
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I'm riding this one right now because it's the only shape I want to skate. Still asking why did they do this every time I look at it
If you stalked Ishod like a man you’d know why
https://www.instagram.com/p/BzW0_emgts-/?utm_medium=copy_link
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i like loony toons and the original 6 of the star wars series. a good lt parody could be a decent waller. idk about star wars on wood though. ever
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i like loony toons and the original 6 of the star wars series. a good lt parody could be a decent waller. idk about star wars on wood though. ever
Plan B did Star Wars right.
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i like loony toons and the original 6 of the star wars series. a good lt parody could be a decent waller. idk about star wars on wood though. ever
Plan B did Star Wars right.
Santa Cruz did it either. Besides the pricing it was nice
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i like loony toons and the original 6 of the star wars series. a good lt parody could be a decent waller. idk about star wars on wood though. ever
Plan B did Star Wars right.
Santa Cruz did it either. Besides the pricing it was nice
Plan b did Star Wars in the 90s with no licensing
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i like loony toons and the original 6 of the star wars series. a good lt parody could be a decent waller. idk about star wars on wood though. ever
Plan B did Star Wars right.
Santa Cruz did it either. Besides the pricing it was nice
Plan b did Star Wars in the 90s with no licensing
I skated Rodney’s Yoda board from that series. First board I ever broke.
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i like loony toons and the original 6 of the star wars series. a good lt parody could be a decent waller. idk about star wars on wood though. ever
Plan B did Star Wars right.
Santa Cruz did it either. Besides the pricing it was nice
Plan b did Star Wars in the 90s with no licensing
google'd and did find out those wore not horible
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The left-hand pro model is embarrassing. Could have put a touch more effort in, for your first female pro.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CSlfgUaIB8Q/?utm_medium=copy_link
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The left-hand pro model is embarrassing. Could have put a touch more effort in, for your first female pro.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CSlfgUaIB8Q/?utm_medium=copy_link
I don’t know, seems like something that she would be hyped on. But is that a dipped board?
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The left-hand pro model is embarrassing. Could have put a touch more effort in, for your first female pro.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CSlfgUaIB8Q/?utm_medium=copy_link
I like it
I'd happily skate it
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The left-hand pro model is embarrassing. Could have put a touch more effort in, for your first female pro.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CSlfgUaIB8Q/?utm_medium=copy_link
Nah, it's sick.
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Left one is actually sick especially when you consider how little time it probably took compared to that shitty Gravette creature graphic. Sheesh, fuck everything about that abomination.
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Ed Templeton’s legendary third eye for finding the creepiest Huntington pier shots.
this is better than 99% of current Toy graphics
This is true.
Anyone remember this gem?
(https://static.wixstatic.com/media/6a7e42_46f5a4b3389b4ca4b363c9e1a2832fa4~mv2_d_2400_2400_s_4_2.png/v1/fill/w_2400,h_2400,al_c/6a7e42_46f5a4b3389b4ca4b363c9e1a2832fa4~mv2_d_2400_2400_s_4_2.png)
I bought that Betard board back in 2002. I remember thinking it was hilarious when I was 17.
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(https://img.skatewarehouse.com/watermark/rs.php?path=TMTPTDK-1.jpg)
Ed Templeton’s legendary third eye for finding the creepiest Huntington pier shots.
That one time when Templeton rode for girl and he was tripping on mushrooms on that roof in Redondo Beach and he took all his clothes off started talking about Jesus?cops had to come. Pretty embarrassing. I think later that same month he trashed his hotel room in New York City after the x games high on angel dust. Then Gil Scott heron wrote a song about it all.
Room in New York.
(https://i.ibb.co/ZhJJLs8/6-B8-CF899-194-D-4910-A13-C-6-E6431-DB8-F09.jpg)
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Child portraits of grown men being sold to children for 10$ more than a board with a more reasonably shaped nose…. I’ll just leave this here.
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Preface this by saying this is probably an unpopular opinion, but Sean Cliver's artwork is straight trash. They look like procedurally generated NFTs. They make me nauseous.
(https://i.imgur.com/wtoZW8Il.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/hici5esl.png)
(https://i.imgur.com/QhtDScXl.png)
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Preface this by saying this is probably definitely an unpopular objectively wrong opinion, but Sean Cliver's artwork is straight trash.
I get how these Rocky Horror boards aren't everyone's thing (a bit of a Hook-Ups feel), but Cliver is one of the best to ever do it. Also, the Chemtrails board is Todd Bratrud's
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Preface this by saying this is probably definitely an unpopular objectively wrong opinion, but Sean Cliver's artwork is straight trash.
You're correct about the Chemtrails deck, I wrongly assumed they were all his graphics. My bad.
I find it hard to believe you can have an "objectively wrong opinion" on art. Powell graphics always looked terrible to me. I was interested if anyone else shared the same sentiment. Evidently not. Out of the OG's dudes, I always loved Lucero's stuff.
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Preface this by saying this is probably definitely an unpopular objectively wrong opinion, but Sean Cliver's artwork is straight trash.
You're correct about the Chemtrails deck, I wrongly assumed they were all his graphics. My bad.
I find it hard to believe you can have an "objectively wrong opinion" on art. Powell graphics always looked terrible to me. I was interested if anyone else shared the same sentiment. Evidently not. Out of the OG's dudes, I always loved Lucero's stuff.
Cliver is a good illustrator and has done some nice stuff but also done some dog shit.
but thats my opinion. Art is absolutely subjective.
VCJ's art is meh, same for Jim Phillips and all the copycats.
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This must be one of the Nickel bloards that was screened over
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Preface this by saying this is probably definitely an unpopular objectively wrong opinion, but Sean Cliver's artwork is straight trash.
You're correct about the Chemtrails deck, I wrongly assumed they were all his graphics. My bad.
I find it hard to believe you can have an "objectively wrong opinion" on art. Powell graphics always looked terrible to me. I was interested if anyone else shared the same sentiment. Evidently not. Out of the OG's dudes, I always loved Lucero's stuff.
if you think john lucero’s art is better than sean cliver’s then you just have bad taste (you’re not wrong about those rocky horror graphics though)
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That whole series was so bad
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it does. if your art is intentionally extremely stupid it doesn't take itself out from being judged the same way than something that isn't trying to be ironic.
this is some anti vaxx shit and it looks ugly. enough to be posted in a whack board graphic thread.
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it does. if your art is intentionally extremely stupid it doesn't take itself out from being judged the same way than something that isn't trying to be ironic.
this is some anti vaxx shit and it looks ugly. enough to be posted in a whack board graphic thread.
i wasn’t saying “ironic” art shouldn’t be judged, just that it’s kind of an obvious thing to post in here, since it’s intentionally ugly and juvenile. like it’s getting the intended reaction. how is that anti-vax though? seems more pro-vax than anything imho. wouldn’t the guy in the “deathwish” tee getting ripped apart by coronavirii more than likely be unvaxxed?
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being ripped apart is not how this virus works and its just stupid to even make it a topic on your skateboard.
i care about how my boards look. I like blank boards more than this ugly designed bullshit.
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being ripped apart is not how this virus works and its just stupid to even make it a topic on your skateboard.
i care about how my boards look. I like blank boards more than this ugly designed bullshit.
no shit it's not how the virus works. it's called artistic license.
that being said the graphic is stupid because it's designed poorly, any other execution of this idea would look better
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being ripped apart is not how this virus works and its just stupid to even make it a topic on your skateboard.
i care about how my boards look. I like blank boards more than this ugly designed bullshit.
no shit it's not how the virus works. it's called artistic license.
that being said the graphic is stupid because it's designed poorly, any other execution of this idea would look better
artistic license my ass. its kind of making fun of how the virus is out there killing people. what else is the point of this cartoon? "we are aware there is a virus outside so I thought yea I might draw smiling viruses ripping apart Jon Dickson " you cant tell if its pro or anti vaxx cause its shows viruses in such a extreme untrue way. plus its ugly as fuck.
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I love Johnny Ryan's comics and artwork (as you can tell by my username and profile pic). But I have to agree that his series for Deathwish was pretty boring and played out. Sure, a lot of his gag panels on instagram contains current events but they are often so absurd that the current event is just backdrop for something else. These lack that typical Johnny Ryan touch and comes off as lazy.
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artistic license my ass. its kind of making fun of how the virus is out there killing people. what else is the point of this cartoon? "we are aware there is a virus outside so I thought yea I might draw smiling viruses ripping apart Jon Dickson " you cant tell if its pro or anti vaxx cause its shows viruses in such a extreme untrue way. plus its ugly as fuck.
ok i see i fell for the stupid bait. the point of the graphic is to make you look at it, think it's humorous. i see you chose to get your panties in a twist instead, tell us what other graphics really grind your gears?
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Preface this by saying this is probably definitely an unpopular objectively wrong opinion, but Sean Cliver's artwork is straight trash.
You're correct about the Chemtrails deck, I wrongly assumed they were all his graphics. My bad.
I find it hard to believe you can have an "objectively wrong opinion" on art. Powell graphics always looked terrible to me. I was interested if anyone else shared the same sentiment. Evidently not. Out of the OG's dudes, I always loved Lucero's stuff.
I grew up drawing and was in love with VCJ’s old stuff, Jimbo is a god, and Steve Naazer (classic T&C surf) were my favorites. I didn’t appreciate Lucero until much later.
New VCJ has none of the attention to detail of the originals, he’s just shitting stuff out for Powell, including &&’s deck (which I can’t stand, graphics-wise).
The only Cliver stuff I liked were his illustrations for Big Brother. He’s good, but doesn’t have the natural sense of composition that Jimbo and VCJ had.
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Preface this by saying this is probably definitely an unpopular objectively wrong opinion, but Sean Cliver's artwork is straight trash.
You're correct about the Chemtrails deck, I wrongly assumed they were all his graphics. My bad.
I find it hard to believe you can have an "objectively wrong opinion" on art. Powell graphics always looked terrible to me. I was interested if anyone else shared the same sentiment. Evidently not. Out of the OG's dudes, I always loved Lucero's stuff.
I grew up drawing and was in love with VCJ’s old stuff, Jimbo is a god, and Steve Naazer (classic T&C surf) were my favorites. I didn’t appreciate Lucero until much later.
New VCJ has none of the attention to detail of the originals, he’s just shitting stuff out for Powell, including &&’s deck (which I can’t stand, graphics-wise).
The only Cliver stuff I liked were his illustrations for Big Brother. He’s good, but doesn’t have the natural sense of composition that Jimbo and VCJ had.
That's fair, you make good points. He seems like a really nice guy, and it was rude of me to insult his art. But I don't think I can ever appreciate the Powell aesthetic.
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artistic license my ass. its kind of making fun of how the virus is out there killing people. what else is the point of this cartoon? "we are aware there is a virus outside so I thought yea I might draw smiling viruses ripping apart Jon Dickson " you cant tell if its pro or anti vaxx cause its shows viruses in such a extreme untrue way. plus its ugly as fuck.
ok i see i fell for the stupid bait. the point of the graphic is to make you look at it, think it's humorous. i see you chose to get your panties in a twist instead, tell us what other graphics really grind your gears?
ok dumbass people laugh about different things. if somebody from your family died from it you wouldn't look at it and be like HAHAHAHA a shitty drawing of death causing viruses
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ok dumbass people laugh about different things. if somebody from your family died from it you wouldn't look at it and be like HAHAHAHA a shitty drawing of death causing viruses
i can see why nobody wanted to sponsor you with that shitty attitude, prob kooked yourself out of every opportunity
i hope you can get some help and see some things in a positive light
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ok dumbass people laugh about different things. if somebody from your family died from it you wouldn't look at it and be like HAHAHAHA a shitty drawing of death causing viruses
i can see why nobody wanted to sponsor you with that shitty attitude, prob kooked yourself out of every opportunity
i hope you can get some help and see some things in a positive light
yea man such a shitty attitude of disliking funny covid related real life death causing cartoon drawings
some people here are Industrie insiders crawling into assholes and im glad I can hate on shit that sucks.
i dont know who drew this and I dont care if he has scene history. this looks shitty and is distasteful.
cant wait for the next drop of cartoons like cancer cells eating Jon Dicksons brain up and the cancer cells are laughing and have cute faces. bet if I dont find it funny my attitude is so fucked up.
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(https://skateparkoftampa.com/spot/productimages/colors/1_85984.jpg)
I bet these dudes are crying on it are Siciu fans...
Im vaccinated and will get the 3 shot...but this graphic is just bad. Stop crying for everything.
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I bet these dudes are crying on it are Siciu fans...
Im vaccinated and will get the 3 shot...but this graphic is just bad. Stop crying for everything.
Agreed. It's kind of gauche considering vaccinated people (like my grandma) are ending up in the ICU. Toy Machine did a similar graphic, but went about it much more tastfully in my opinion:
(https://i.imgur.com/iG7UF1s.png)
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(https://skateparkoftampa.com/spot/productimages/colors/1_85984.jpg)
I bet these dudes are crying on it are Siciu fans...
Im vaccinated and will get the 3 shot...but this graphic is just bad. Stop crying for everything.
Agreed. It's kind of gauche considering vaccinated people (like my grandma) are ending up in the ICU. Toy Machine did a similar graphic, but went about it much more tastfully in my opinion:
(https://i.imgur.com/iG7UF1s.png)
Should have made this a Josh Harmony board.
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Obnoxiously on brand. I saw that spanky is art director at baker but who keeps rubberstamping this bs for deathwish?
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Surely this has been previously posted, but it really deserves an appearance on every page...
(https://i.ibb.co/MDcvkyY/yuri-panther-skateboard-deck-8-0-p34903-86665-zoom.jpg) (https://ibb.co/fYkgdVh)
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why is puma so sad
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why is puma so sad
Because he's on am almost deck :(
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Without zooming in all I see is Eric Andre
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Cory Duffel gentrifying the menace logo is hands down biggest foul I’ve seen in a while. All of adored graphics are absolutely trashy
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Cory Duffel gentrifying the menace logo is hands down biggest foul I’ve seen in a while. All of adored graphics are absolutely trashy
Yeah you can miss me with all that egotistical garbage. The only ones that can pull that off are mentally unstable lowkey geniuses like Greco or Dill.
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being ripped apart is not how this virus works and its just stupid to even make it a topic on your skateboard.
i care about how my boards look. I like blank boards more than this ugly designed bullshit.
no shit it's not how the virus works. it's called artistic license.
that being said the graphic is stupid because it's designed poorly, any other execution of this idea would look better
artistic license my ass. its kind of making fun of how the virus is out there killing people. what else is the point of this cartoon? "we are aware there is a virus outside so I thought yea I might draw smiling viruses ripping apart Jon Dickson " you cant tell if its pro or anti vaxx cause its shows viruses in such a extreme untrue way. plus its ugly as fuck.
Slap users on Indy’s removing cross; “it scratches off after a dozen nose slides it doesn’t matter anyway”
Slap users on skateboard graphics that scratch off in a few tricks; “you are a fucking monster and this art is not even funny and rona doesn’t rip people in half”
Can y’all go to therapy and get your emotional issues and fears sorted out so we can go back to shit talking and photo shopping dumb shit?
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I (https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f7/Dickdastardly.gif)watched half of an Adored video last night and Duffel is looking like Dastardly these days
This had me dying. Or like a character from an 80s sitcom. Idk what’s worse that look or if he kept rocking 2004 duffel gear still to this day.
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being ripped apart is not how this virus works and its just stupid to even make it a topic on your skateboard.
i care about how my boards look. I like blank boards more than this ugly designed bullshit.
no shit it's not how the virus works. it's called artistic license.
that being said the graphic is stupid because it's designed poorly, any other execution of this idea would look better
artistic license my ass. its kind of making fun of how the virus is out there killing people. what else is the point of this cartoon? "we are aware there is a virus outside so I thought yea I might draw smiling viruses ripping apart Jon Dickson " you cant tell if its pro or anti vaxx cause its shows viruses in such a extreme untrue way. plus its ugly as fuck.
Slap users on Indy’s removing cross; “it scratches off after a dozen nose slides it doesn’t matter anyway”
Slap users on skateboard graphics that scratch off in a few tricks; “you are a fucking monster and this art is not even funny and rona doesn’t rip people in half”
Can y’all go to therapy and get your emotional issues and fears sorted out so we can go back to shit talking and photo shopping dumb shit?
everybody that disagrees has to go to therapy haha who are you fucking sinner?
HELLL YEAH BRO FUCK POLITICAL CORRECTNESS I VOTE DONALD TRUMP
GO TO THERAPY NATIVE AMERICANS
AND FUCK FEMINISM WHILE WERE AT IT
everybody is so soft these days I mean stop talking about what you dont like thats so pusssyy
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being ripped apart is not how this virus works and its just stupid to even make it a topic on your skateboard.
i care about how my boards look. I like blank boards more than this ugly designed bullshit.
no shit it's not how the virus works. it's called artistic license.
that being said the graphic is stupid because it's designed poorly, any other execution of this idea would look better
artistic license my ass. its kind of making fun of how the virus is out there killing people. what else is the point of this cartoon? "we are aware there is a virus outside so I thought yea I might draw smiling viruses ripping apart Jon Dickson " you cant tell if its pro or anti vaxx cause its shows viruses in such a extreme untrue way. plus its ugly as fuck.
Slap users on Indy’s removing cross; “it scratches off after a dozen nose slides it doesn’t matter anyway”
Slap users on skateboard graphics that scratch off in a few tricks; “you are a fucking monster and this art is not even funny and rona doesn’t rip people in half”
Can y’all go to therapy and get your emotional issues and fears sorted out so we can go back to shit talking and photo shopping dumb shit?
everybody that disagrees has to go to therapy haha who are you fucking sinner?
HELLL YEAH BRO FUCK POLITICAL CORRECTNESS I VOTE DONALD TRUMP
GO TO THERAPY NATIVE AMERICANS
AND FUCK FEMINISM WHILE WERE AT IT
everybody is so soft these days I mean stop talking about what you dont like thats so pusssyy
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FINALLY someone gets it! Have a gnar my good sire
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being ripped apart is not how this virus works and its just stupid to even make it a topic on your skateboard.
i care about how my boards look. I like blank boards more than this ugly designed bullshit.
no shit it's not how the virus works. it's called artistic license.
that being said the graphic is stupid because it's designed poorly, any other execution of this idea would look better
artistic license my ass. its kind of making fun of how the virus is out there killing people. what else is the point of this cartoon? "we are aware there is a virus outside so I thought yea I might draw smiling viruses ripping apart Jon Dickson " you cant tell if its pro or anti vaxx cause its shows viruses in such a extreme untrue way. plus its ugly as fuck.
Slap users on Indy’s removing cross; “it scratches off after a dozen nose slides it doesn’t matter anyway”
Slap users on skateboard graphics that scratch off in a few tricks; “you are a fucking monster and this art is not even funny and rona doesn’t rip people in half”
Can y’all go to therapy and get your emotional issues and fears sorted out so we can go back to shit talking and photo shopping dumb shit?
everybody that disagrees has to go to therapy haha who are you fucking sinner?
HELLL YEAH BRO FUCK POLITICAL CORRECTNESS I VOTE DONALD TRUMP
GO TO THERAPY NATIVE AMERICANS
AND FUCK FEMINISM WHILE WERE AT IT
everybody is so soft these days I mean stop talking about what you dont like thats so pusssyy
Your reaction proves my point you need mental help. Look how worked up you’ve gotten in replies over this board graphic haha
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being ripped apart is not how this virus works and its just stupid to even make it a topic on your skateboard.
i care about how my boards look. I like blank boards more than this ugly designed bullshit.
no shit it's not how the virus works. it's called artistic license.
that being said the graphic is stupid because it's designed poorly, any other execution of this idea would look better
artistic license my ass. its kind of making fun of how the virus is out there killing people. what else is the point of this cartoon? "we are aware there is a virus outside so I thought yea I might draw smiling viruses ripping apart Jon Dickson " you cant tell if its pro or anti vaxx cause its shows viruses in such a extreme untrue way. plus its ugly as fuck.
Slap users on Indy’s removing cross; “it scratches off after a dozen nose slides it doesn’t matter anyway”
Slap users on skateboard graphics that scratch off in a few tricks; “you are a fucking monster and this art is not even funny and rona doesn’t rip people in half”
Can y’all go to therapy and get your emotional issues and fears sorted out so we can go back to shit talking and photo shopping dumb shit?
everybody that disagrees has to go to therapy haha who are you fucking sinner?
HELLL YEAH BRO FUCK POLITICAL CORRECTNESS I VOTE DONALD TRUMP
GO TO THERAPY NATIVE AMERICANS
AND FUCK FEMINISM WHILE WERE AT IT
everybody is so soft these days I mean stop talking about what you dont like thats so pusssyy
Your reaction proves my point you need mental help. Look how worked up you’ve gotten in replies over this board graphic haha
I might write like im worked up but im actually in a extremely good mood. writing it like that triggers you so much more and its pretty funny to me to argue with stupid people online.
im not trolling though its my view of things
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being ripped apart is not how this virus works and its just stupid to even make it a topic on your skateboard.
i care about how my boards look. I like blank boards more than this ugly designed bullshit.
no shit it's not how the virus works. it's called artistic license.
that being said the graphic is stupid because it's designed poorly, any other execution of this idea would look better
artistic license my ass. its kind of making fun of how the virus is out there killing people. what else is the point of this cartoon? "we are aware there is a virus outside so I thought yea I might draw smiling viruses ripping apart Jon Dickson " you cant tell if its pro or anti vaxx cause its shows viruses in such a extreme untrue way. plus its ugly as fuck.
Slap users on Indy’s removing cross; “it scratches off after a dozen nose slides it doesn’t matter anyway”
Slap users on skateboard graphics that scratch off in a few tricks; “you are a fucking monster and this art is not even funny and rona doesn’t rip people in half”
Can y’all go to therapy and get your emotional issues and fears sorted out so we can go back to shit talking and photo shopping dumb shit?
everybody that disagrees has to go to therapy haha who are you fucking sinner?
HELLL YEAH BRO FUCK POLITICAL CORRECTNESS I VOTE DONALD TRUMP
GO TO THERAPY NATIVE AMERICANS
AND FUCK FEMINISM WHILE WERE AT IT
everybody is so soft these days I mean stop talking about what you dont like thats so pusssyy
Your reaction proves my point you need mental help. Look how worked up you’ve gotten in replies over this board graphic haha
I might write like im worked up but im actually in a extremely good mood. writing it like that triggers you so much more and its pretty funny to me to argue with very stupid people online sometimes.
Nah you def think that way even if you claim to be “calm” Also stop assuming you are more intelligent than everyone on slap in every thread. You aren’t that smart or funny.
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being ripped apart is not how this virus works and its just stupid to even make it a topic on your skateboard.
i care about how my boards look. I like blank boards more than this ugly designed bullshit.
no shit it's not how the virus works. it's called artistic license.
that being said the graphic is stupid because it's designed poorly, any other execution of this idea would look better
artistic license my ass. its kind of making fun of how the virus is out there killing people. what else is the point of this cartoon? "we are aware there is a virus outside so I thought yea I might draw smiling viruses ripping apart Jon Dickson " you cant tell if its pro or anti vaxx cause its shows viruses in such a extreme untrue way. plus its ugly as fuck.
Slap users on Indy’s removing cross; “it scratches off after a dozen nose slides it doesn’t matter anyway”
Slap users on skateboard graphics that scratch off in a few tricks; “you are a fucking monster and this art is not even funny and rona doesn’t rip people in half”
Can y’all go to therapy and get your emotional issues and fears sorted out so we can go back to shit talking and photo shopping dumb shit?
everybody that disagrees has to go to therapy haha who are you fucking sinner?
HELLL YEAH BRO FUCK POLITICAL CORRECTNESS I VOTE DONALD TRUMP
GO TO THERAPY NATIVE AMERICANS
AND FUCK FEMINISM WHILE WERE AT IT
everybody is so soft these days I mean stop talking about what you dont like thats so pusssyy
Your reaction proves my point you need mental help. Look how worked up you’ve gotten in replies over this board graphic haha
I might write like im worked up but im actually in a extremely good mood. writing it like that triggers you so much more and its pretty funny to me to argue with very stupid people online sometimes.
Nah you def think that way even if you claim to be “calm” Also stop assuming you are more intelligent than everyone on slap in every thread. You aren’t that smart or funny.
than "EVERYONE". this is how to get everybody to jump on your site by faking what the person said.
im smarter than a guy defending the wehrmachtskreuz on independent trucks or cant except people disliking stupid board graphics. I like this page and lots of people on here. and im funny as fuck. leave me alone. I hate this board graphic.
its stupid.
im not smarter than lots of people but some of you people are stupid as shit. and I find it funny that you love to say "all pros are basically dumbasses that dropped out of high school" like that couldn't be said about you to.
random son of a bitch guy logic on slap: anonymous user can hate on pro skater, his wife, his kids, his life BUT ANONYMOUS USER CAN NOT HATE ON ANONYMOUS USER! thats psycho. get your mental health fixed
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being ripped apart is not how this virus works and its just stupid to even make it a topic on your skateboard.
i care about how my boards look. I like blank boards more than this ugly designed bullshit.
no shit it's not how the virus works. it's called artistic license.
that being said the graphic is stupid because it's designed poorly, any other execution of this idea would look better
artistic license my ass. its kind of making fun of how the virus is out there killing people. what else is the point of this cartoon? "we are aware there is a virus outside so I thought yea I might draw smiling viruses ripping apart Jon Dickson " you cant tell if its pro or anti vaxx cause its shows viruses in such a extreme untrue way. plus its ugly as fuck.
Slap users on Indy’s removing cross; “it scratches off after a dozen nose slides it doesn’t matter anyway”
Slap users on skateboard graphics that scratch off in a few tricks; “you are a fucking monster and this art is not even funny and rona doesn’t rip people in half”
Can y’all go to therapy and get your emotional issues and fears sorted out so we can go back to shit talking and photo shopping dumb shit?
everybody that disagrees has to go to therapy haha who are you fucking sinner?
HELLL YEAH BRO FUCK POLITICAL CORRECTNESS I VOTE DONALD TRUMP
GO TO THERAPY NATIVE AMERICANS
AND FUCK FEMINISM WHILE WERE AT IT
everybody is so soft these days I mean stop talking about what you dont like thats so pusssyy
Your reaction proves my point you need mental help. Look how worked up you’ve gotten in replies over this board graphic haha
I might write like im worked up but im actually in a extremely good mood. writing it like that triggers you so much more and its pretty funny to me to argue with very stupid people online sometimes.
Nah you def think that way even if you claim to be “calm” Also stop assuming you are more intelligent than everyone on slap in every thread. You aren’t that smart or funny.
than "EVERYONE". this is how to get everybody to jump on your site by faking what the person said.
im smarter than a guy defending the wehrmachtskreuz on independent trucks or cant except people disliking stupid board graphics. I like this page and lots of people on here. and im funny as fuck. leave me alone. I hate this board graphic.
its stupid.
im not smarter than lots of people but some of you people are stupid as shit. and I find it funny that you love to say "all pros are basically dumbasses that dropped out of high school" like that couldn't be said about you to.
random son of a bitch guy logic on slap: anonymous user can hate on pro skater, his wife, his kids, his life BUT ANONYMOUS USER CAN NOT HATE ON ANONYMOUS USER! thats psycho. get your mental health fixed
Oh I’m not defending the little cross on the trucks I think the whole thing is stupid wether you are for or against it staying on… either way it’s gone in 2-3 sessions and never to be seen again. I find extreme humor in anyone that gets worked up about it one way or the other. I also find it ridiculous that you got all nuts about the rona graphic though, because graphics like the little cross on trucks disappears. Do I agree the graphic is dogshit? Yes absolutely. am I tripping about how rona doesn’t tear people in half or how the graphic might be sensitive to people that lost family to rona? No that’s ridiculous.
As far as most pros being dumbasses that dropped out of high school, yeah it’s true. Hell every other day there’s a new thread about how a pro skater between 25 and 45 is doing or saying something unintelligent. Myself, I graduated and have to work for a living and have a far better comprehension of how the world works compared to some guy with a ripped up sabbath shirt shot gunning a beer next to a 15 stair rail screaming “LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOO”. Well… I’d like to think so at least.
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being ripped apart is not how this virus works and its just stupid to even make it a topic on your skateboard.
i care about how my boards look. I like blank boards more than this ugly designed bullshit.
no shit it's not how the virus works. it's called artistic license.
that being said the graphic is stupid because it's designed poorly, any other execution of this idea would look better
artistic license my ass. its kind of making fun of how the virus is out there killing people. what else is the point of this cartoon? "we are aware there is a virus outside so I thought yea I might draw smiling viruses ripping apart Jon Dickson " you cant tell if its pro or anti vaxx cause its shows viruses in such a extreme untrue way. plus its ugly as fuck.
Slap users on Indy’s removing cross; “it scratches off after a dozen nose slides it doesn’t matter anyway”
Slap users on skateboard graphics that scratch off in a few tricks; “you are a fucking monster and this art is not even funny and rona doesn’t rip people in half”
Can y’all go to therapy and get your emotional issues and fears sorted out so we can go back to shit talking and photo shopping dumb shit?
everybody that disagrees has to go to therapy haha who are you fucking sinner?
HELLL YEAH BRO FUCK POLITICAL CORRECTNESS I VOTE DONALD TRUMP
GO TO THERAPY NATIVE AMERICANS
AND FUCK FEMINISM WHILE WERE AT IT
everybody is so soft these days I mean stop talking about what you dont like thats so pusssyy
Your reaction proves my point you need mental help. Look how worked up you’ve gotten in replies over this board graphic haha
I might write like im worked up but im actually in a extremely good mood. writing it like that triggers you so much more and its pretty funny to me to argue with very stupid people online sometimes.
Nah you def think that way even if you claim to be “calm” Also stop assuming you are more intelligent than everyone on slap in every thread. You aren’t that smart or funny.
than "EVERYONE". this is how to get everybody to jump on your site by faking what the person said.
im smarter than a guy defending the wehrmachtskreuz on independent trucks or cant except people disliking stupid board graphics. I like this page and lots of people on here. and im funny as fuck. leave me alone. I hate this board graphic.
its stupid.
im not smarter than lots of people but some of you people are stupid as shit. and I find it funny that you love to say "all pros are basically dumbasses that dropped out of high school" like that couldn't be said about you to.
random son of a bitch guy logic on slap: anonymous user can hate on pro skater, his wife, his kids, his life BUT ANONYMOUS USER CAN NOT HATE ON ANONYMOUS USER! thats psycho. get your mental health fixed
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Casting my vote for Toy Machine. Ed must be fallin behind on his Omega 3s, because this is not a graphic you can make with a properly functioning brain
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Casting my vote for Toy Machine. Ed must be fallin behind on his Omega 3s, because this is not a graphic you can make with a properly functioning brain
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0605/3649/products/610-007-0575_1024x1024.jpg?v=1497986793)
Not that toy machine have really had many decent graphics for some time but I feel the stuff they make would instantly be many times better if they ditched the computers and went back to hand drawn. Also get rid of solid colour backgrounds and have wood grain. Will still be dumb but at least look less cheap
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than "EVERYONE". this is how to get everybody to jump on your site by faking what the person said.
im smarter than a guy defending the wehrmachtskreuz on independent trucks or cant except people disliking stupid board graphics. I like this page and lots of people on here. and im funny as fuck. leave me alone. I hate this board graphic.
its stupid.
im not smarter than lots of people but some of you people are stupid as shit. and I find it funny that you love to say "all pros are basically dumbasses that dropped out of high school" like that couldn't be said about you to.
random son of a bitch guy logic on slap: anonymous user can hate on pro skater, his wife, his kids, his life BUT ANONYMOUS USER CAN NOT HATE ON ANONYMOUS USER! thats psycho. get your mental health fixed
rawbertson alt account confirmed
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im actually smarter than you lol.
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I bet these dudes are crying on it are Siciu fans...
Im vaccinated and will get the 3 shot...but this graphic is just bad. Stop crying for everything.
Agreed. It's kind of gauche considering vaccinated people (like my grandma) are ending up in the ICU. Toy Machine did a similar graphic, but went about it much more tastfully in my opinion:
(https://i.imgur.com/iG7UF1s.png)
Should have made this a Josh Harmony board.
If it's turtle boy, doesn't that make it a default Andrew Reynolds deck?
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Casting my vote for Toy Machine. Ed must be fallin behind on his Omega 3s, because this is not a graphic you can make with a properly functioning brain
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Not that toy machine have really had many decent graphics for some time but I feel the stuff they make would instantly be many times better if they ditched the computers and went back to hand drawn. Also get rid of solid colour backgrounds and have wood grain. Will still be dumb but at least look less cheap
Reminds me of that South park episode where Randy gets testicular cancer just so he can buy weed.
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(https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/xq90/924/aJDB6g.png) (https://imageshack.com/i/poaJDB6gp)
(https://imagizer.imageshack.com/v2/xq90/924/kW1w35.png) (https://imageshack.com/i/pokW1w35p)
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Asphalt yacht club kicking themselves right now
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This isn’t as offensively terrible as other stuff posted, I just don’t know what the fuck it is and Tony D deserved better for his first pro board(https://skateparkoftampa.com/spot/productimages/colors/5_82087.jpg)
(https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58a8c1cdd2b8579b70b99827/1512428742491-YMNL66KUVMLK1NMZUSTY/image-asset.jpeg?format=2500w)
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This isn’t as offensively terrible as other stuff posted, I just don’t know what the fuck it is and Tony D deserved better for his first pro board(https://skateparkoftampa.com/spot/productimages/colors/5_82087.jpg)
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With context that Numbers graphic is a bit better, but still basically ruined by the weird doodles and highlighting. I kind of wished they put just the stretched out skull without any of the shitty edits to it and called it a day. Ain't no way Hans Holbein the Younger is gonna Cease-And-Desist you from his 500 year old grave.
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This isn’t as offensively terrible as other stuff posted, I just don’t know what the fuck it is and Tony D deserved better for his first pro board(https://skateparkoftampa.com/spot/productimages/colors/5_82087.jpg)
(https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58a8c1cdd2b8579b70b99827/1512428742491-YMNL66KUVMLK1NMZUSTY/image-asset.jpeg?format=2500w)
With context that Numbers graphic is a bit better, but still basically ruined by the weird doodles and highlighting. I kind of wished they put just the stretched out skull without any of the shitty edits to it and called it a day. Ain't no way Hans Holbein the Younger is gonna Cease-And-Desist you from his 500 year old grave.
I actually like it. i like that they used it horizontal and spread the skull that way. its dadaism but I still like the design.
which leads me to the question:
do you prefer your deck prints vertical or horizontal? (classic real would be horizontal and fa boards vertical) and what's your personal preference for the wood color on top of you board? mine is yellow pink and green. I hate red or no color. completely color dipped decks is also not good imo.
also have to agree on the toy machine boards. if the print was hand painted and the used wood grain background it wouldn't look as cheap. even though those decks are ugly imo.
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Casting my vote for Toy Machine. Ed must be fallin behind on his Omega 3s, because this is not a graphic you can make with a properly functioning brain
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0605/3649/products/610-007-0575_1024x1024.jpg?v=1497986793)
Not that toy machine have really had many decent graphics for some time but I feel the stuff they make would instantly be many times better if they ditched the computers and went back to hand drawn. Also get rid of solid colour backgrounds and have wood grain. Will still be dumb but at least look less cheap
Reminds me of that South park episode where Randy gets testicular cancer just so he can buy weed.
Both this TM graphic and the South Park episode are (most likely) a reference to the Buster Gonad Viz comic, which is about a guy who has unfeasibly large testicles. And the comic is a well known example of absurdist / surreal humor, it's a stupid idea played completely straight which is kind of the point. Whether or not people like it as a board graphic can be debated.
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75% of every season’s Deathwish graphics are worthy of being rubbed off with Acetone.
Multiply that number by 1.25 for Heroin graphics.
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Casting my vote for Toy Machine. Ed must be fallin behind on his Omega 3s, because this is not a graphic you can make with a properly functioning brain
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0605/3649/products/610-007-0575_1024x1024.jpg?v=1497986793)
Not that toy machine have really had many decent graphics for some time but I feel the stuff they make would instantly be many times better if they ditched the computers and went back to hand drawn. Also get rid of solid colour backgrounds and have wood grain. Will still be dumb but at least look less cheap
Reminds me of that South park episode where Randy gets testicular cancer just so he can buy weed.
Both this TM graphic and the South Park episode are (most likely) a reference to the Buster Gonad Viz comic, which is about a guy who has unfeasibly large testicles. And the comic is a well known example of absurdist / surreal humor, it's a stupid idea played completely straight which is kind of the point. Whether or not people like it as a board graphic can be debated.
And the second guy should have said nuttin.
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This isn’t as offensively terrible as other stuff posted, I just don’t know what the fuck it is and Tony D deserved better for his first pro board(https://skateparkoftampa.com/spot/productimages/colors/5_82087.jpg)
(https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58a8c1cdd2b8579b70b99827/1512428742491-YMNL66KUVMLK1NMZUSTY/image-asset.jpeg?format=2500w)
With context that Numbers graphic is a bit better, but still basically ruined by the weird doodles and highlighting. I kind of wished they put just the stretched out skull without any of the shitty edits to it and called it a day. Ain't no way Hans Holbein the Younger is gonna Cease-And-Desist you from his 500 year old grave.
I actually like it. i like that they used it horizontal and spread the skull that way. its dadaism but I still like the design.
which leads me to the question:
do you prefer your deck prints vertical or horizontal? (classic real would be horizontal and fa boards vertical) and what's your personal preference for the wood color on top of you board? mine is yellow pink and green. I hate red or no color. completely color dipped decks is also not good imo.
also have to agree on the toy machine boards. if the print was hand painted and the used wood grain background it wouldn't look as cheap. even though those decks are ugly imo.
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This isn’t as offensively terrible as other stuff posted, I just don’t know what the fuck it is and Tony D deserved better for his first pro board(https://skateparkoftampa.com/spot/productimages/colors/5_82087.jpg)
(https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58a8c1cdd2b8579b70b99827/1512428742491-YMNL66KUVMLK1NMZUSTY/image-asset.jpeg?format=2500w)
With context that Numbers graphic is a bit better, but still basically ruined by the weird doodles and highlighting. I kind of wished they put just the stretched out skull without any of the shitty edits to it and called it a day. Ain't no way Hans Holbein the Younger is gonna Cease-And-Desist you from his 500 year old grave.
I actually like it. i like that they used it horizontal and spread the skull that way. its dadaism but I still like the design.
which leads me to the question:
do you prefer your deck prints vertical or horizontal? (classic real would be horizontal and fa boards vertical) and what's your personal preference for the wood color on top of you board? mine is yellow pink and green. I hate red or no color. completely color dipped decks is also not good imo.
also have to agree on the toy machine boards. if the print was hand painted and the used wood grain background it wouldn't look as cheap. even though those decks are ugly imo.
no it isn’t
explain to me what dadaism is and what the meaning behind a lengthened skull made out of a several pieces like a collage is? its non sense
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dada isn’t a catch all term for modern art. refers to a place and time.
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dada isn’t a catch all term for modern art. refers to a place and time.
it does but you could compare it to the works that came from that place and time. to me it has lots of similarities.
to me you can recreate any form or era of art right now and call it that way. its not modern art only because you drew it yesterday
this board graphic was made by random coincidently placed collages and lines. it doesn't make sense at all yet the artist decided to call it art.
for me and my eye its art and it looks great even though it has no meaning or cause whatsoever. you could say that about lots of modern art but this is made out of collages which reminded me of the dada movement. modern forms of art came out of that movement so why not call it dada?
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dada isn’t a catch all term for modern art. refers to a place and time.
it does but you could compare it to the works that came from that place and time. to me it has lots of similarities.
to me you can recreate any form or era of art right now and call it that way. its not modern art only because you drew it yesterday
this board graphic was made by random coincidently placed collages and lines. it doesn't make sense at all yet the artist decided to call it art.
for me and my eye its art and it looks great even though it has no meaning or cause whatsoever. you could say that about lots of modern art but this is made out of collages which reminded me of the dada movement. modern forms of art came out of that movement so why not call it dada?
You know how i feel about these graphics??!!?
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Shout out to my readymades.
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dada isn’t a catch all term for modern art. refers to a place and time.
it does but you could compare it to the works that came from that place and time. to me it has lots of similarities.
to me you can recreate any form or era of art right now and call it that way. its not modern art only because you drew it yesterday
this board graphic was made by random coincidently placed collages and lines. it doesn't make sense at all yet the artist decided to call it art.
for me and my eye its art and it looks great even though it has no meaning or cause whatsoever. you could say that about lots of modern art but this is made out of collages which reminded me of the dada movement. modern forms of art came out of that movement so why not call it dada?
That’s just not how that works.
If it’s made now it’s contemporary.
You don’t get to choose.
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dada isn’t a catch all term for modern art. refers to a place and time.
it does but you could compare it to the works that came from that place and time. to me it has lots of similarities.
to me you can recreate any form or era of art right now and call it that way. its not modern art only because you drew it yesterday
this board graphic was made by random coincidently placed collages and lines. it doesn't make sense at all yet the artist decided to call it art.
for me and my eye its art and it looks great even though it has no meaning or cause whatsoever. you could say that about lots of modern art but this is made out of collages which reminded me of the dada movement. modern forms of art came out of that movement so why not call it dada?
you can answer your own question by reading the post you quoted again
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It’s not dada or contemporary or post modern. It’s a graphic on a skateboard, mass produced and made by a graphic artist. Let’s not get carried away here.
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This is some first grade handwriting book ass bullshit. The way it's written makes it look like Alex Micller.
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0398/7288/8983/products/[email protected]?v=1630454116)
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This is some first grade handwriting book ass bullshit. The way it's written makes it look like Alex Micller.
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0398/7288/8983/products/[email protected]?v=1630454116)
(https://external-preview.redd.it/VyJ_e95-qoJCpBqd--MFNwhcxD_FVB58PnIijl7ej1c.png?auto=webp&s=f42841a7a4ab619f0e71491b6c64210808b087d0)
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This is some first grade handwriting book ass bullshit. The way it's written makes it look like Alex Micller.
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0398/7288/8983/products/[email protected]?v=1630454116)
I'm so glad I have no fucking clue what that brand even is. That's dog shit.
And it's not Alex Micller?
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(https://i.ibb.co/Hhb4b56/20220125-101927.jpg) (https://ibb.co/Hhb4b56)
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That Gator graphic is a classic, doesn't deserve to be on this list. Also, I like the Durao graphic. I always dig what Numbers puts out, though.
i've never understood why people thought the Gator graphic was sweet--for that matter, really any of the original Vision graphics, and that's coming from someone who has the original Mark Gonzales graphic tattooed...although, that "Old Ghost" John Grigley graphic was kind of cool...but fuck, this shit right here is awful:
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0783/2957/products/11_PSYCHO_STICK_BLUE-DIP_BOTTOM_WEB_large.jpg?v=1549662970)
Which one there was three Old Ghost boards
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Always this one.
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This is some first grade handwriting book ass bullshit. The way it's written makes it look like Alex Micller.
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0398/7288/8983/products/[email protected]?v=1630454116)
The thing is this isn’t even the worst thing that illegal civ has done.. such a dogshit company.
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Always this one.
Lol! I had this one back in 2011 or whatever. Straight from the bargain bin. If I had to skate something that bad now I'd at least put a coat of spray paint on it.
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Always this one.
Lol! I had this one back in 2011 or whatever. Straight from the bargain bin. If I had to skate something that bad now I'd at least put a coat of spray paint on it.
That board is pretty cool considering it’s a spoof on one of his Blockhead graphics, I wish they took more time to make it instead of using inspect element.
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These Jani Laitiala graphics are horrendous.
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These Jani Laitiala graphics are horrendous.
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This is some first grade handwriting book ass bullshit. The way it's written makes it look like Alex Micller.
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0398/7288/8983/products/[email protected]?v=1630454116)
I'm so glad I have no fucking clue what that brand even is. That's dog shit.
And it's not Alex Micller?
I REALLY dont like how the script is touching the edge.
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This is some first grade handwriting book ass bullshit. The way it's written makes it look like Alex Micller.
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0398/7288/8983/products/[email protected]?v=1630454116)
I'm so glad I have no fucking clue what that brand even is. That's dog shit.
And it's not Alex Micller?
I REALLY dont like how the script is touching the edge.
Someone bought an Apple Pencil and figured they are a graphic designer now…
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Straight in at number one.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CZmXNaMlwFO/
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Straight in at number one.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CZmXNaMlwFO/
Hahaha! Is that the ear from the Frankie Hill board? This is somehow worse than Angel Boy.
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This isn’t as offensively terrible as other stuff posted, I just don’t know what the fuck it is and Tony D deserved better for his first pro board(https://skateparkoftampa.com/spot/productimages/colors/5_82087.jpg)
(https://images.squarespace-cdn.com/content/v1/58a8c1cdd2b8579b70b99827/1512428742491-YMNL66KUVMLK1NMZUSTY/image-asset.jpeg?format=2500w)
With context that Numbers graphic is a bit better, but still basically ruined by the weird doodles and highlighting. I kind of wished they put just the stretched out skull without any of the shitty edits to it and called it a day. Ain't no way Hans Holbein the Younger is gonna Cease-And-Desist you from his 500 year old grave.
I actually like it. i like that they used it horizontal and spread the skull that way. its dadaism but I still like the design.
which leads me to the question:
Dadaism can (and does) exist in contemporary art, but like others said, this isn’t it.
Dadaism often uses absurdity to highlight a kind of subversive message. Like the the R. Mutt urinal suggests. It was a direct joke at the ideals of art at the time, especially during WE1, which was the first time slaughter was on an industrial scale.
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Always this one.
Lol! I had this one back in 2011 or whatever. Straight from the bargain bin. If I had to skate something that bad now I'd at least put a coat of spray paint on it.
That board is pretty cool considering it’s a spoof on one of his Blockhead graphics, I wish they took more time to make it instead of using inspect element.
This one is so bad that it's good
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Always this one.
Lol! I had this one back in 2011 or whatever. Straight from the bargain bin. If I had to skate something that bad now I'd at least put a coat of spray paint on it.
That board is pretty cool considering it’s a spoof on one of his Blockhead graphics, I wish they took more time to make it instead of using inspect element.
What is the Blockhead deck? I can't figure out which one (and how given the timeframe of Blockhead) it would be.
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Always this one.
But the graphic hasn't loaded yet? How you know it's bad?
Maybe you're connection is faster than mine? ???
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This is some first grade handwriting book ass bullshit. The way it's written makes it look like Alex Micller.
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0398/7288/8983/products/[email protected]?v=1630454116)
I'm so glad I have no fucking clue what that brand even is. That's dog shit.
And it's not Alex Micller?
I REALLY dont like how the script is touching the edge.
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Always this one.
Lol! I had this one back in 2011 or whatever. Straight from the bargain bin. If I had to skate something that bad now I'd at least put a coat of spray paint on it.
That board is pretty cool considering it’s a spoof on one of his Blockhead graphics, I wish they took more time to make it instead of using inspect element.
This one is the closest I can imagine
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Always this one.
https://blockheadskateboards.com/products/rick-howard-new-graphics-reissue
Lol! I had this one back in 2011 or whatever. Straight from the bargain bin. If I had to skate something that bad now I'd at least put a coat of spray paint on it.
That board is pretty cool considering it’s a spoof on one of his Blockhead graphics, I wish they took more time to make it instead of using inspect element.
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every single primitive deck, bonus points for shitty anime collabs
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https://youtu.be/TOAmu9ANb9c
ted barrow is an interesting dude
He was posting design stuff, I had a few questions and he was very informative (architecture stuff)
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(https://i.ibb.co/TtnWxp9/E459-C0-CD-84-F5-43-DF-99-E4-61902-DE419-D0.jpg) (https://ibb.co/1TpzthF)
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(https://i.ibb.co/TtnWxp9/E459-C0-CD-84-F5-43-DF-99-E4-61902-DE419-D0.jpg) (https://ibb.co/1TpzthF)
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Casting my vote for Toy Machine. Ed must be fallin behind on his Omega 3s, because this is not a graphic you can make with a properly functioning brain
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0605/3649/products/610-007-0575_1024x1024.jpg?v=1497986793)
Not that toy machine have really had many decent graphics for some time but I feel the stuff they make would instantly be many times better if they ditched the computers and went back to hand drawn. Also get rid of solid colour backgrounds and have wood grain. Will still be dumb but at least look less cheap
Reminds me of that South park episode where Randy gets testicular cancer just so he can buy weed.
They 110% ripped it off of that, which just makes it even worse.
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graphic designer needa be fired over this one
(https://www.purseblog.com/images/2020/06/Oblique-Embroidered-Canvas.jpg)
I guess it's meant to be this, but as a Dior pastiche, it's lazy. Why does the pattern just end abruptly before the bolts? It doesn't even finish naturally – it's just cropped middle of the D at the bottom. If it's meant to look like a luxury brand why does it feel like they wanted them produced as cheaply as possible? The ink in the pattern should be in the negative space (ie. the colours should be reversed), which also makes it look off.
Why add the white? It's meant to mimic a single colour embroidery, so they added another colour for no reason. Maybe the designer gets paid per colour? Maybe they have more white ink? If it was all gold and the graphic ran the full board it'd still be bad, but probably look better.
The logo type looks like it came straight from Illustrator. The "Di" kerning is too tight so it reads as "Di l o" (the "il" and "lo" pairs aren't great either). Start with the existing logo – the "Di" in the original doesn't look like that, so there's no reason yours should.
I get that they want a recognisable logo, but there's probably a reason Dior wouldn't use that one for that type of application since it leaves a bunch of awkward whitespace around it. They could have gone with the more modern all caps version of the logo, but I'd say that having to replace the "R" with an "L" made it not read as Dior.
There's nothing really wrong with an obvious idea, but maybe spend more than 30 seconds looking at what you're replicating.
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Speaking of Toy Machine does anyone remember a board with Turtle Boy on it looking like Leonardo DiCaprio that said "Retardo DiCrapio"? Or maybe it was an ad, or maybe a shirt? I just remember it being around the time of Titanic and Romeo and Juliet when he was becoming a huge actor. It would be funny if it just didn't happen and I am misremembering this and my brain is making it up...
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graphic designer needa be fired over this one
(https://www.purseblog.com/images/2020/06/Oblique-Embroidered-Canvas.jpg)
I guess it's meant to be this, but as a Dior pastiche, it's lazy. Why does the pattern just end abruptly before the bolts? It doesn't even finish naturally – it's just cropped middle of the D at the bottom. If it's meant to look like a luxury brand why does it feel like they wanted them produced as cheaply as possible? The ink in the pattern should be in the negative space (ie. the colours should be reversed), which also makes it look off.
Why add the white? It's meant to mimic a single colour embroidery, so they added another colour for no reason. Maybe the designer gets paid per colour? Maybe they have more white ink? If it was all gold and the graphic ran the full board it'd still be bad, but probably look better.
The logo type looks like it came straight from Illustrator. The "Di" kerning is too tight so it reads as "Di l o" (the "il" and "lo" pairs aren't great either). Start with the existing logo – the "Di" in the original doesn't look like that, so there's no reason yours should.
I get that they want a recognisable logo, but there's probably a reason Dior wouldn't use that one for that type of application since it leaves a bunch of awkward whitespace around it. They could have gone with the more modern all caps version of the logo, but I'd say that having to replace the "R" with an "L" made it not read as Dior.
There's nothing really wrong with an obvious idea, but maybe spend more than 30 seconds looking at what you're replicating.
Yeah great analysis and all, but we don't even gotta go this deep. The most important wack aspect of this board is the fact that Dime already ripped the Dior logo. Whoever made this almost board gotta dig deeper.
Like if someone does something in the futura font in white with a red background (preme) or uses the the edgy Hulk Hogan font (FA) then it's just automatically wack cause it's a rip of a rip. That's boardwalk t-shirt store tier design
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(https://i.ibb.co/Hhb4b56/20220125-101927.jpg) (https://ibb.co/Hhb4b56)
Shut the fuck up dude. Pendleton is amazing
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Pendleton is great but Darkroom graphics just don’t hit like the AWS ones did.
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I had a consolidated skateboard. It was at the shop forever Brickhouse in Marblehead. I got it for 30 bucks because it had a shit graphic I never gave a shit about graphics if I could wash them off they were coming off.
The graphic was a little crayon cartoon of someone dreaming about boobs.
I buffed it. Board shape was nice. Around that time I was only doing the basics.
Hill bomb switch hill bomb Ollie wallies etc. you know mashing crosstown true east style.
It had the best wheel shape I ever had tho. Bones DTF. What a wheel that was. It was kinda like a hard mini cube. Completely covered the axle nuts.
I had my og late 90s thunders for 7.75 with the dark green bushings. Top front bushing I cut a little.
I started working on switch push around then but I didn’t refine my style till 2016 when I blew my acl.
May sound silly but I skated right through that injury. It was silly. I did it again few months later. It made a snap and the pain was gone like right afterwards.
Got some slop and swelling but it’s been ok since.
Peace love and fakie hard flips to you and yours.
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Shut the fuck up dude. Pendleton is amazing
Second that.
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From the 7.5-7.75 thread
(https://i.ibb.co/0hD2bM4/20230302-184417.jpg)
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i love krod but this graphic is so ass
(https://faworldentertainment.com/cdn/shop/files/2023_Hockey_QTR3_GraphicDetail_Boards_Pull_825_Bottom_1400x.png?v=1693245170)
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i love krod but this graphic is so ass
(https://faworldentertainment.com/cdn/shop/files/2023_Hockey_QTR3_GraphicDetail_Boards_Pull_825_Bottom_1400x.png?v=1693245170)
Yeah :-\ specially if comparing with the roses graphics from a couple collections back. I have that deck and I can’t skate it because how beautiful it is.
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i love krod but this graphic is so ass
(https://faworldentertainment.com/cdn/shop/files/2023_Hockey_QTR3_GraphicDetail_Boards_Pull_825_Bottom_1400x.png?v=1693245170)
No tears please. It’s a waste of good suffering.
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Perhaps this is for the unpopular opinion thread but I always thought Seiben’s and Pendleton’s work didn’t belong on skateboards.
Sorry!
Please don’t beat me!
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being ripped apart is not how this virus works and its just stupid to even make it a topic on your skateboard.
i care about how my boards look. I like blank boards more than this ugly designed bullshit.
no shit it's not how the virus works. it's called artistic license.
that being said the graphic is stupid because it's designed poorly, any other execution of this idea would look better
artistic license my ass. its kind of making fun of how the virus is out there killing people. what else is the point of this cartoon? "we are aware there is a virus outside so I thought yea I might draw smiling viruses ripping apart Jon Dickson " you cant tell if its pro or anti vaxx cause its shows viruses in such a extreme untrue way. plus its ugly as fuck.
Are you about to attach a fact check for misinformation to a deathwish graphic my Brotha ?
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i love krod but this graphic is so ass
(https://faworldentertainment.com/cdn/shop/files/2023_Hockey_QTR3_GraphicDetail_Boards_Pull_825_Bottom_1400x.png?v=1693245170)
No tears please. It’s a waste of good suffering.
I can't make up what it is supposed to look?
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i love krod but this graphic is so ass
(https://faworldentertainment.com/cdn/shop/files/2023_Hockey_QTR3_GraphicDetail_Boards_Pull_825_Bottom_1400x.png?v=1693245170)
No tears please. It’s a waste of good suffering.
I can't make up what it is supposed to look?
It looks like a bunch of hooks with wire attached to someone’s face. Just keeps giving me cenobite vibes.
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being ripped apart is not how this virus works and its just stupid to even make it a topic on your skateboard.
i care about how my boards look. I like blank boards more than this ugly designed bullshit.
no shit it's not how the virus works. it's called artistic license.
that being said the graphic is stupid because it's designed poorly, any other execution of this idea would look better
artistic license my ass. its kind of making fun of how the virus is out there killing people. what else is the point of this cartoon? "we are aware there is a virus outside so I thought yea I might draw smiling viruses ripping apart Jon Dickson " you cant tell if its pro or anti vaxx cause its shows viruses in such a extreme untrue way. plus its ugly as fuck.
Are you about to attach a fact check for misinformation to a deathwish graphic my Brotha ?
This thing will sit in the sale section for a while.
(https://toymachine.com/media/catalog/product/cache/bf8e2de218d39137aac7b242c799828e/t/m/tm_et_neverworeamask.jpg)
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being ripped apart is not how this virus works and its just stupid to even make it a topic on your skateboard.
i care about how my boards look. I like blank boards more than this ugly designed bullshit.
no shit it's not how the virus works. it's called artistic license.
that being said the graphic is stupid because it's designed poorly, any other execution of this idea would look better
artistic license my ass. its kind of making fun of how the virus is out there killing people. what else is the point of this cartoon? "we are aware there is a virus outside so I thought yea I might draw smiling viruses ripping apart Jon Dickson " you cant tell if its pro or anti vaxx cause its shows viruses in such a extreme untrue way. plus its ugly as fuck.
Are you about to attach a fact check for misinformation to a deathwish graphic my Brotha ?
This thing will sit in the sale section for a while.
(https://toymachine.com/media/catalog/product/cache/bf8e2de218d39137aac7b242c799828e/t/m/tm_et_neverworeamask.jpg)
This is the yin to the Plan B Hannibal Lecter board's yang
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some fool’s tryna sell that mask deck signed on ebay for $500 (cad)
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Checked to see if they made boards from the cursed collabo. Imagine buying this clown ass shit.
(https://palace.mcdonaldsasfeaturedin.com/cdn/shop/files/Palace_2023_Autumn_royale_7291.jpg?v=1691590997&width=1100)
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Checked to see if they made boards from the cursed collabo. Imagine buying this clown ass shit.
(https://palace.mcdonaldsasfeaturedin.com/cdn/shop/files/Palace_2023_Autumn_royale_7291.jpg?v=1691590997&width=1100)
Wasn’t there a Mariano graphic that was just the M logo?
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Always hated this sort of shit
(https://i.pinimg.com/originals/4c/36/9c/4c369c62c8a6112dc8b9081965df6f5a.jpg)
(https://media1.tenor.com/images/9f37862fc4f778b76af9c05e28e567f0/tenor.gif?itemid=20566898)
Yeah those are awful, the "it's a man" one garnered a slight smile but the others I would be embarrassed to skate or pay for.
What's with all the butterfly hate tho 💔?
I kinda like the Ishod butterfly nose and tail graphic. It's not the most complex or unique design but it's simple enough that the foil isn't too much.
I loved consolidated. Really bad jokes that didn’t make much sense. They were a fuck you to the Xgames focused industry at the time.
The anti-Nike “don’t do it” campaign was genius. They saw their bullshit coming from a mile away.
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April is the worst to me
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Plan B is mad corny to me. To an unfair degree. Whatever could be a perfect graphic for me would be ruined by the Plan B logo.
I don’t think there’s another brand that I feel so strongly against.
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this is a slight deviation from the question, but i think arguably the worst graphics *relative to how amazing everything else about the brand is* would be sour.
i've wanted a sour deck since 2017ish, but have never seen one in my size with a graphic that i felt like paying money for.
but maybe that's just them being geniuses as usual...given that the videos are so good, i still felt duty bound to spend cash on the brand. so i got the 'spot hunter' fleece instead, which cost about the same but presumably has about triple the amount of markup.
well played, gustav. well played.
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Checked to see if they made boards from the cursed collabo. Imagine buying this clown ass shit.
(https://palace.mcdonaldsasfeaturedin.com/cdn/shop/files/Palace_2023_Autumn_royale_7291.jpg?v=1691590997&width=1100)
:D :D I would buy it for the lols and stick some street punk anarchist stickers on it
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Checked to see if they made boards from the cursed collabo. Imagine buying this clown ass shit.
(https://palace.mcdonaldsasfeaturedin.com/cdn/shop/files/Palace_2023_Autumn_royale_7291.jpg?v=1691590997&width=1100)
:D :D I would buy it for the lols and stick some street punk anarchist stickers on it
people would get the irony, but they might not get that you got the irony.
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No words
(https://i.ibb.co/h8hPbcB/PD-nightmare-city-533-8-3875-mock-shopify-800x.jpg) (https://ibb.co/h8hPbcB)
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wow, that's pretty intense and feels like a direct reference to black rock (whether it is or not).
violence is gross.
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(https://i.ibb.co/WcyqQkm/IMG-9231.jpg)
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(https://i.ibb.co/WcyqQkm/IMG-9231.jpg)
Think you meant to post in the best board graphics ever thread. Honest mistake
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I love Bratrud, but this is definitely one of the most fucked up graphics ever. Surprised Chief let this fly.
(https://garagedayscollection.com/cdn/shop/files/[email protected]?v=1710563777)
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I love Bratrud, but this is definitely one of the most fucked up graphics ever. Surprised Chief let this fly.
(https://garagedayscollection.com/cdn/shop/files/[email protected]?v=1710563777)
Nah that’s a great graphic.