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Title: U Been Hustled? Or Money Taken by bad bad men?
Post by: SneakySecrets on February 21, 2020, 07:36:14 AM: This is where you can tell about it!
Title: Re: U Been Hustled? Or Money Taken by bad bad men?
Post by: Complements4U on February 21, 2020, 07:45:58 AM: In Japan, heart surgeon.
Number one.
Steady hand.
One day, Yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation.
But, mistake! Yakuza boss die! Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America.
No english, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman.
Darryl save life.
My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon.
The best!
Title: Re: U Been Hustled? Or Money Taken by bad bad men?
Post by: SneakySecrets on February 21, 2020, 07:52:53 AM: I want to 💋 your 🧠 and 🔪 your enemies
Title: Re: U Been Hustled? Or Money Taken by bad bad men?
Post by: ClownOfTheDay on February 21, 2020, 07:58:44 AM: I lost $20 one time while super late at night. Does that count?

My tabby steals my socks, Does that count?
Title: Re: U Been Hustled? Or Money Taken by bad bad men?
Post by: SneakySecrets on February 21, 2020, 08:02:00 AM: Quote from: ClownOfTheDay on February 21, 2020, 07:58:44 AM
I lost $20 one time while super late at night. Does that count?
Did you drop it or was it taken by subterfuge?

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My tabby steals my socks, Does that count?
Did you invite the creature in or did it just show up one day?
Title: Re: U Been Hustled? Or Money Taken by bad bad men?
Post by: LordManHammer on February 21, 2020, 08:12:05 AM: when I left home at 16 I tried to pull a fast one on some skinheads and got the shit stomped out of me lost two teeth and skull cracked was literally beaten within an inch of my life.
Title: Re: U Been Hustled? Or Money Taken by bad bad men?
Post by: ClownOfTheDay on February 21, 2020, 10:49:06 AM: Quote from: SneakySecrets on February 21, 2020, 08:02:00 AM
Quote from: ClownOfTheDay on February 21, 2020, 07:58:44 AM
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I lost $20 one time while super late at night. Does that count?
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Did you drop it or was it taken by subterfuge?

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My tabby steals my socks, Does that count?
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Did you invite the creature in or did it just show up one day?
I don't fully remember, I gave a homeless girl $5 but still had $20, I checked my pocket 5 min later and it was gone.

Hahaha it's my tabby, no I did not invite him to steal my socks.
Title: Re: U Been Hustled? Or Money Taken by bad bad men?
Post by: Dwyck on February 21, 2020, 05:13:54 PM: my overdraft fee is 35 dollars
Title: Re: U Been Hustled? Or Money Taken by bad bad men?
Post by: 50mm on February 22, 2020, 12:32:29 AM: Quote from: Dwyck on February 21, 2020, 05:13:54 PM
my overdraft fee is 35 dollars
Fuckin A. I felt that one.
Title: Re: U Been Hustled? Or Money Taken by bad bad men?
Post by: no name cargos plug on February 22, 2020, 02:01:35 AM: I bought a bag of powdered sugar for $80 once.
Title: Re: U Been Hustled? Or Money Taken by bad bad men?
Post by: fakie nollie on February 22, 2020, 08:33:29 PM: Quote from: Complements4U on February 21, 2020, 07:45:58 AM
In Japan, heart surgeon.
Number one.
Steady hand.
One day, Yakuza boss need new heart. I do operation.
But, mistake! Yakuza boss die! Yakuza very mad. I hide in fishing boat, come to America.
No english, no food, no money. Darryl give me job. Now I have house, American car, and new woman.
Darryl save life.
My big secret: I kill yakuza boss on purpose. I good surgeon.
The best!

This brought back all the good feels

EDIT: and made me sad for oscars gay crush not working out
Title: Re: U Been Hustled? Or Money Taken by bad bad men?
Post by: fakie nollie on February 22, 2020, 08:37:01 PM: When I was 7 some kid stole my lunch money to buy candy, I was devastated

When I was 17 my childhood mentor stole my iPod to buy heroin and died of an OD shortly after

I just paid $200 to park at LAX for 4 days, which kind of feels like I was hustled by the city of Los Angeles
Title: Re: U Been Hustled? Or Money Taken by bad bad men?
Post by: Saint Coke on February 23, 2020, 01:44:04 PM: I ate bad mozzarella sticks. My ass was hustled.