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Title: Chris Cole Unappreciation thread
Post by: AfricanPendejo on May 15, 2020, 07:53:50 PM
Post all your shitty Chris Cole videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2QEVIwCslG4
Title: Re: Chris Cole Unappreciation thread
Post by: NBD4ABD on May 15, 2020, 07:55:03 PM
Damn I must be uneducated then....
Title: Re: Chris Cole Unappreciation thread
Post by: GardenSkater77 on May 15, 2020, 08:11:21 PM
I liked him when he was Chris Cobrizzy Cole

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_aoYmppqDZE
Title: Re: Chris Cole Unappreciation thread
Post by: WeenisVonHugeDick on May 15, 2020, 08:17:15 PM
You mess with the cobra you get the venom young man
Title: Re: Chris Cole Unappreciation thread
Post by: NBD4ABD on May 15, 2020, 08:20:57 PM
You mess with the cobra you get the venom young man
Venom that turns you into a person for sure...
Title: Re: Chris Cole Unappreciation thread
Post by: Commercial D on May 16, 2020, 02:11:20 AM
Remember when I SUCK! gave him skinny jeans, black hair dye and a studded leather bracelet in his Zero welcome kit?

Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Title: Re: Chris Cole Unappreciation thread
Post by: Krile on May 16, 2020, 06:27:49 AM
the guy is clearly insane but his Skate IQ is through the roof
Title: Re: Chris Cole Unappreciation thread
Post by: animalflesh on May 16, 2020, 06:36:54 AM
(https://www3.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/2010+Maloof+Money+Cup+CpiLh4x9Ccjx.jpg)
(https://skateparkoftampa.com/spot/images/chriscoleinterview.jpg)
Title: Re: Chris Cole Unappreciation thread
Post by: radcunt on May 16, 2020, 07:49:42 AM
I wish he was just cool with being a huge dork, but he thinks he’s cool and it’s a bummer.
Title: Re: Chris Cole Unappreciation thread
Post by: pizzafliptofakie on May 16, 2020, 07:53:15 AM
More like Danny Gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGmls8t5lJQ
Title: Re: Chris Cole Unappreciation thread
Post by: layzieyez on May 16, 2020, 09:19:59 AM
You mess with the cobra you get the venom young man
Please promise me you will always comment something phallic. Pretty please.
Title: Re: Chris Cole Unappreciation thread
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on May 16, 2020, 10:31:47 AM
I liked him when he was Chris Cobrizzy Cole

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_aoYmppqDZE
   The fuck?!    He grabbed the rim doing a flatground tre?!!!
Title: Re: Chris Cole Unappreciation thread
Post by: authentic_creed_bratton on May 16, 2020, 10:47:02 AM
8’ hoop would be my guess, unless he is 7’3
Title: Re: Chris Cole Unappreciation thread
Post by: Xen on May 16, 2020, 04:44:52 PM
(https://skateparkoftampa.com/spot/images2011/ct92DSCF0049.JPG)

https://vimeo.com/26354808
Title: Re: Chris Cole Unappreciation thread
Post by: givecigstosurfgroms on May 16, 2020, 05:45:31 PM
8’ hoop would be my guess, unless he is 7’3
yup
Title: Re: Chris Cole Unappreciation thread
Post by: lk130 on May 16, 2020, 09:41:19 PM
That is gold^
Title: Re: Chris Cole Unappreciation thread
Post by: Xen on May 21, 2020, 06:29:43 PM
(https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/s960x960/99296810_3252575501427816_7976277335559110656_o.jpg?_nc_cat=100&_nc_sid=9e2e56&_nc_ohc=CojK191rBegAX8ZTQCl&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-1.xx&_nc_tp=7&oh=e2925a1cef3d23e39058cd109056db55&oe=5EEE194B)
Title: Re: Chris Cole Unappreciation thread
Post by: ducky darnsworth on May 21, 2020, 09:08:53 PM
(https://skateparkoftampa.com/spot/images/bhcolewins.jpg)
chwis cole showing off what tools his dentist used on him as a kid
(https://skateparkoftampa.com/spot/images/ta05awardschriscole.jpg)
him showing off his smile to the public
Title: Re: Chris Cole Unappreciation thread
Post by: lk130 on May 23, 2020, 10:28:38 PM
He's like the funniest skateboarder
He had me cracking up in the first Street League
Title: Re: Chris Cole Unappreciation thread
Post by: Xen on May 24, 2020, 01:54:01 PM
https://www.facebook.com/chriscobracole/videos/249925149438897/
Title: Re: Chris Cole Unappreciation thread
Post by: Thrillho on May 24, 2020, 03:07:22 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/BqLbTN_FJLh/
Title: Re: Chris Cole Unappreciation thread
Post by: GAY on May 24, 2020, 05:14:09 PM
He could be so sexy if he wasn't such a dork.
Title: Re: Chris Cole Unappreciation thread
Post by: lk130 on May 24, 2020, 05:19:23 PM
That video is sick
Title: Re: Chris Cole Unappreciation thread
Post by: lk130 on May 24, 2020, 05:19:40 PM
Chris Cole of Dc
Title: Re: Chris Cole Unappreciation thread
Post by: Xen on May 28, 2020, 06:45:33 PM
https://www.facebook.com/chriscobracole/photos/a.152080951477302/3269794223039277/?type=3&theater

(https://scontent-lax3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/s960x960/101349639_3269794226372610_3548081343743131648_o.jpg?_nc_cat=102&_nc_sid=2d5d41&_nc_ohc=-AeNJGwFkbQAX9GKdgh&_nc_ht=scontent-lax3-1.xx&_nc_tp=7&oh=4d7fd6f90b20a2c9a8c815cc14b4c6e1&oe=5EF53E2C)
Title: Re: Chris Cole Unappreciation thread
Post by: 50mm on May 28, 2020, 11:11:06 PM
More like Danny Gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGmls8t5lJQ
He was a guest on this live show I attended and when the host asked him where he plays nowadays he said pretty much any carnival or place they sell funnel cake lol.
Title: Re: Chris Cole Unappreciation thread
Post by: AfricanPendejo on May 29, 2020, 12:09:51 AM
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More like Danny Gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SGmls8t5lJQ
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He was a guest on this live show I attended and when the host asked him where he plays nowadays he said pretty much any carnival or place they sell funnel cake lol.
What does this have to do with chris cole?
Title: Re: Chris Cole Unappreciation thread
Post by: Complements4U on May 29, 2020, 04:10:38 AM
Mcribs are so fucking F o R b i D D e N  cobra may as well be on a tree in eden

But I crav papa
I crav original sin
Title: Re: Chris Cole Unappreciation thread
Post by: AfricanPendejo on May 29, 2020, 04:27:57 AM
Mcribs are so fucking F o R b i D D e N  cobra may as well be on a tree in eden

But I crav papa
I crav original sin
This is funny lol
Title: Re: Chris Cole Unappreciation thread
Post by: Giza Butler on May 29, 2020, 09:01:42 AM
Any GNARLYTOWN photos?
Title: Re: Chris Cole Unappreciation thread
Post by: authentic_creed_bratton on May 29, 2020, 09:28:41 AM
yeah i went and took this photo. it was fucken dope
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/metalocalypse/images/c/ca/3-9_-_Dethzazz.jpg/revision/latest/top-crop/width/360/height/450?cb=20140113063451)
Title: Re: Chris Cole Unappreciation thread
Post by: drunk guy on May 29, 2020, 12:58:47 PM
yeah i went and took this photo. it was fucken dope
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/metalocalypse/images/c/ca/3-9_-_Dethzazz.jpg/revision/latest/top-crop/width/360/height/450?cb=20140113063451)
I dont know how I am targeted by his skate lessons ads but every other ad on my instagram is cobra promising he will teach my how to do massive heelflips if I pay him
Title: Re: Chris Cole Unappreciation thread
Post by: AfricanPendejo on May 30, 2020, 04:37:24 AM
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yeah i went and took this photo. it was fucken dope
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/metalocalypse/images/c/ca/3-9_-_Dethzazz.jpg/revision/latest/top-crop/width/360/height/450?cb=20140113063451)
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I dont know how I am targeted by his skate lessons ads but every other ad on my instagram is cobra promising he will teach my how to do massive heelflips if I pay him
I don't use Instagram but damn hes even more of a kook then I thought...
Title: Re: Chris Cole Unappreciation thread
Post by: TONYMONTANA on June 05, 2020, 10:55:00 AM
motherfucker is a walking emo dad meme. mcribs and stankleg lessons now sold at gnarlytown
Title: Re: Chris Cole Unappreciation thread
Post by: Glurmpz on June 11, 2020, 01:05:14 AM
I have a lightly used board of his that he filmed his Run N Gun line on at the Berrics in 2016 - should I hold a raffle to do something disrespectful to it?
Title: Re: Chris Cole Unappreciation thread
Post by: NBD4ABD on June 11, 2020, 09:14:42 AM
I have a lightly used board of his that he filmed his Run N Gun line on at the Berrics in 2016 - should I hold a raffle to do something disrespectful to it?
Yes you should
Title: Re: Chris Cole Unappreciation thread
Post by: NBD4ABD on June 12, 2020, 05:19:07 PM
Yessir
Title: Re: Chris Cole Unappreciation thread
Post by: Telly on June 12, 2020, 05:46:12 PM
I liked him when he guest starred on the nine club experience.  In general I find him well spoken, reasonable and intelligent.  I also like the way he breaks down tricks.  Has helped me.  Not enough to pay for it and I wouldn’t wear any of his clothes.

I do fuck with Kershaw though.  A leek in my pocket.   One in the car.  For sure you got to have a chive or scallion in the junk drawer.  For work I keep a “link” in my bag.  And yes I know there are better knives but there are better everythings, Kershaw is legit.
Title: Re: Chris Cole Unappreciation thread
Post by: NBD4ABD on June 12, 2020, 06:16:29 PM
I liked him when he guest starred on the nine club experience.  In general I find him well spoken, reasonable and intelligent.  I also like the way he breaks down tricks.  Has helped me.  Not enough to pay for it and I wouldn’t wear any of his clothes.

I do fuck with Kershaw though.  A leek in my pocket.   One in the car.  For sure you got to have a chive or scallion in the junk drawer.  For work I keep a “link” in my bag.  And yes I know there are better knives but there are better everythings, Kershaw is legit.
Obviously you didn't read OP's thread Lol why are you on slap?
Title: Re: Chris Cole Unappreciation thread
Post by: Telly on June 12, 2020, 10:08:35 PM
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I liked him when he guest starred on the nine club experience.  In general I find him well spoken, reasonable and intelligent.  I also like the way he breaks down tricks.  Has helped me.  Not enough to pay for it and I wouldn’t wear any of his clothes.

I do fuck with Kershaw though.  A leek in my pocket.   One in the car.  For sure you got to have a chive or scallion in the junk drawer.  For work I keep a “link” in my bag.  And yes I know there are better knives but there are better everythings, Kershaw is legit.
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Obviously you didn't read OP's thread Lol why are you on slap?

I guess don’t fucking worry about it.
Title: Re: Chris Cole Unappreciation thread
Post by: NBD4ABD on June 12, 2020, 10:21:58 PM
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I liked him when he guest starred on the nine club experience.  In general I find him well spoken, reasonable and intelligent.  I also like the way he breaks down tricks.  Has helped me.  Not enough to pay for it and I wouldn’t wear any of his clothes.

I do fuck with Kershaw though.  A leek in my pocket.   One in the car.  For sure you got to have a chive or scallion in the junk drawer.  For work I keep a “link” in my bag.  And yes I know there are better knives but there are better everythings, Kershaw is legit.
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Obviously you didn't read OP's thread Lol why are you on slap?
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I guess don’t fucking worry about it.
You're a Dummy