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Skateboarding => Appreciation! => Topic started by: EdLawndale on June 12, 2020, 03:21:03 AM
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I'd like to take a moment to show my appreciation for this website and all the good ppl here at Slap. From the mods and admins who run the place to all of you poster civilians out there at home.
I really enjoy checking in every day and finding out what's going on in the lives and heads of true skaters like me, all of us so knowledgable and eager to learn about the many facets of this useless wooden toy.
Thank you.
May the Slap Massage Boards live long and prosper!
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Ed,
I too too have been known enjoy a good massage.
If I were a betting man, I’d lay money on you preferring a Vietnamese style massage. Did I guess right?
I’ve never had one of those “happy ending” ones Stan is usually going on about. You?
For a person going by the name Ed Lawndale, you sure are a friendly sort. Not at all the “baddy” I’d expect. Say hi to Col. Trac for me, yeah?
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I'd like to take a moment to show my appreciation for this website and all the good ppl here at Slap. From the mods and admins who run the place to all of you poster civilians out there at home.
I really enjoy checking in every day and finding out what's going on in the lives and heads of true skaters like me, all of us so knowledgable and eager to learn about the many facets of this useless wooden toy.
Thank you.
May the Slap Massage Boards live long and prosper!
I honestly find your posts to be mostly stupid and pointless. You're like that person you don't really know but are Facebook friends with, who post 11 things a day. That's been you. Time to chill my friend. Figure out why you enjoyed your first book, read a little more, stop writing. Maybe get a diary.
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I wish I could get a massage
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Ed,
I too too have been known enjoy a good massage. Never had one of those “happy ending” ones Stan is usually going on about.
For a person going by the name Ed Lawndale, you sure are a friendly sort. Not at all the “baddy” I’d expect. Say hi to Col. Trac for me, yeah?
Me and Col. Trac saw each other last week, Lou. We were hanging out with Bobby Nguyen. He says hi back.
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I'd like to take a moment to show my appreciation for this website and all the good ppl here at Slap. From the mods and admins who run the place to all of you poster civilians out there at home.
I really enjoy checking in every day and finding out what's going on in the lives and heads of true skaters like me, all of us so knowledgable and eager to learn about the many facets of this useless wooden toy.
Thank you.
May the Slap Massage Boards live long and prosper!
I honestly find your posts to be mostly stupid and pointless. You're like that person you don't really know but are Facebook friends with, who post 11 things a day. That's been you. Time to chill my friend. Figure out why you enjoyed your first book, read a little more, stop writing. Maybe get a diary.
https://youtu.be/CFh5FzXIeBg
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slap massage boards... keep it next to your consolidated blankets
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I had a massage in Thailand and she never touched my dick but I just about came. Very weird. Walk out to the waiting room with a dazed look on my face and my girlfriend at the time picked it straight away
She thought it was funny but we went back the next day and she got that girl this time. She comes out looking like she just came
I said how’d you go and she told me to stfu
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I'd like to take a moment to show my appreciation for this website and all the good ppl here at Slap. From the mods and admins who run the place to all of you poster civilians out there at home.
I really enjoy checking in every day and finding out what's going on in the lives and heads of true skaters like me, all of us so knowledgable and eager to learn about the many facets of this useless wooden toy.
Thank you.
May the Slap Massage Boards live long and prosper!
I honestly find your posts to be mostly stupid and pointless. You're like that person you don't really know but are Facebook friends with, who post 11 things a day. That's been you. Time to chill my friend. Figure out why you enjoyed your first book, read a little more, stop writing. Maybe get a diary.
https://youtu.be/CFh5FzXIeBg
Hahaha another useless post from a useless poster. Time to Focus.
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I'd like to take a moment to show my appreciation for this website and all the good ppl here at Slap. From the mods and admins who run the place to all of you poster civilians out there at home.
I really enjoy checking in every day and finding out what's going on in the lives and heads of true skaters like me, all of us so knowledgable and eager to learn about the many facets of this useless wooden toy.
Thank you.
May the Slap Massage Boards live long and prosper!
I honestly find your posts to be mostly stupid and pointless. You're like that person you don't really know but are Facebook friends with, who post 11 things a day. That's been you. Time to chill my friend. Figure out why you enjoyed your first book, read a little more, stop writing. Maybe get a diary.
https://youtu.be/CFh5FzXIeBg
Hahaha another useless post from a useless poster. Time to Focus.
if you say so
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It's posts like these that make me feel proud to be a member of the slap massage boards community. Thank you, Ed! Keep up the great work, buddy! 👍
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It's posts like these that make me feel proud to be a member of the slap massage boards community. Thank you, Ed! Keep up the great work, buddy! 👍
Thx, this guy's trying to put an end to me. Tryna rub me out right here on the Slap Massage Boards...
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only stan knows about massage on the SLAP.
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https://youtu.be/zN1u3XQvIs4
Is this a proper slap massage?
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^^^seems normal. I actually watched all 9 minutes of that. Didn't look "bad," per se...
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(https://i.imgur.com/CkUS1or.jpg)
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This guy's tryna rub me out right here on the Slap Massage Boards...
Happy endings really do happen on SLAP, but you two should, um, maybe get a room?
Let me know what this MeanGreen gal is charging for the handys, I may have a few clients to send her way.
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No one:
themeangreen:
https://youtu.be/X705M3njgy0
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🤝🏾
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It’s a camaraderie of sorts, & like many dark corners of the web, it’s got its own special flavor.
Actually, I take part of that back; this is a bright corner over here.
Please to enjoy this festively colored egg.
https://vimeo.com/112355081
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^^^I actually really enjoyed that, Lou. Could say I appreciated it.
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I always love using my slap massage board after a tiring day of skating. It really helps my muscles relax.
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Thank you Ed, withou you I would have never come across this pearl:
https://youtu.be/kL0ZJMh-v-M
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FL4OHKRY_Vg
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I survived the great SLAP “purge” of 2020 (& all I got was this lousy t-shirt!)
Just wanted to give a tip o’ the hat to the mods/admins that have been scrambling to clean up the mess of trolls. Glad I wasn’t swept out with the other trash; my disguise must be working. 😉
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I survived the great SLAP “purge” of 2020 (& all I got was this lousy t-shirt!)
Just wanted to give a tip o’ the hat to the mods/admins that have been scrambling to clean up the mess of trolls. Glad I wasn’t swept out with the other trash; my disguise must be working. 😉
Not gonna lie, you being all the trolls would be quite the twist. Or as you might say "!!!"
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ALL THREADS MUST NOW BE APPROVED BY A MODERATOR FIRST. THE SAME MODERATORS WHO DELETE THREADS WHEN THE INDUSTRY TELLS THEM TO.
YOU CAN ONLY TALK ABOUT HOW SICK A NEW PART IS OR SAY GOOD THINGS ABOUT PROS WHO RAPE PASSED OUT WOMEN.
THIS IS THE ZUMIEZ MESSAGE BOARD NOW.
R.I.P. SLAP.
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ALL THREADS MUST NOW BE APPROVED BY A MODERATOR FIRST. THE SAME MODERATORS WHO DELETE THREADS WHEN THE INDUSTRY TELLS THEM TO.
YOU CAN ONLY TALK ABOUT HOW SICK A NEW PART IS OR SAY GOOD THINGS ABOUT PROS WHO RAPE PASSED OUT WOMEN.
THIS IS THE ZUMIEZ MESSAGE BOARD NOW.
R.I.P. SLAP.
If you think I am putting all this work into these boards just to gut them into a husk of what they used to be, you are wrong.
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ALL THREADS MUST NOW BE APPROVED BY A MODERATOR FIRST. THE SAME MODERATORS WHO DELETE THREADS WHEN THE INDUSTRY TELLS THEM TO.
YOU CAN ONLY TALK ABOUT HOW SICK A NEW PART IS OR SAY GOOD THINGS ABOUT PROS WHO RAPE PASSED OUT WOMEN.
THIS IS THE ZUMIEZ MESSAGE BOARD NOW.
R.I.P. SLAP.
Admin and mods, if this clown is this upset over not being able to spam the board then it's proof you are doing a great job right now. Thank you.
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Yes, big thanks to the mods and admins that keep the slap massage boards running smoothly.
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ALL THREADS MUST NOW BE APPROVED BY A MODERATOR FIRST. THE SAME MODERATORS WHO DELETE THREADS WHEN THE INDUSTRY TELLS THEM TO.
YOU CAN ONLY TALK ABOUT HOW SICK A NEW PART IS OR SAY GOOD THINGS ABOUT PROS WHO RAPE PASSED OUT WOMEN.
THIS IS THE ZUMIEZ MESSAGE BOARD NOW.
R.I.P. SLAP.
Admin and mods, if this clown is this upset over not being able to spam the board then it's proof you are doing a great job right now. Thank you.
+1 THIS^^^
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In light of the recent incel attack we've endured, I just wanted to take a moment to reiterate my appreciation for all the hard work the mods put in here to keep the Slap MassageBoards running smoothly -- you guys rule so, so much! -- and for the posters who actually contribute in their own unique, meaningful way to make this a fun and worthwhile community to take part in.
Having our boards frozen and incapacitated by spam reminds me how valuable you all are.
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Hey guys, bumping this as a reminder not to stress yourselves out about having to learn all the tricks, get instagram likes, and etc. You are missing the point. It's all about having fun. It's not life or death (although it can be if you want it to be). Anyone who gets up and makes the conscious decision to go out and skate consistently is a true skateboarder.
Much love and keep on shredding.
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Was sent here from the Silverman thread. Not sure why Slap gets the bad rap. Been on the boards for many years, they taught me a great deal, not just about skate culture either. Probably learned a good chunk of my English here, even.
I appreciate this thread, @EdLawndale ! (I must have been in here before actually because that matty_c Thai massage story rings very familiar.)
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Shoutout to @EdLawndale for starting this thread.
‘Twas 3 years ago tomorrow that I created an account at a random skate forum I found online to proclaim my mid-life crisis attempt to learn how to drop-in to a quarter-pipe. Little did I know that I had created an account on THE online skate forum.
So, I started with a kook move and have definitely made a few kook moves since, but I feel for the most part tolerated and even have a little sense of being accepted.
Today I proclaim mad love for not only the SLAP forum, but also for it’s members.