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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: VHS ERA on August 13, 2020, 12:48:52 PM
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Gun to your head, you gotta land one flatground flip trick this try or you’re dyin. What trick are you going for.
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Defo not kickflip. Tre flip maybe
I definitely can't get kickflip first try. Always over think them
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front shuv count? If not, kickflip.
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Kickflip🤷♂️
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Boneless fingerflip.
I like to live dangerously.
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Kickflip. Then I’d pull out my knife from my cargos cause I came prepared. Whose laughing now? His turn.... But he has to varial flip.
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Switch back 900 i dont like this place anymore
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Dead.
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nollie flip.
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Tre or hardflip.
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fakie flip for me
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Gun to your head, you gotta land one flatground flip trick this try or you’re dyin. What trick are going for.
Back no comply 360
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manual 2 pieces of sidewalk
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kickflip.
if i fail shoot me, i don't deserve to live.
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Fakie frontside flip
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Probably a switch f/s pop shove.
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Heelflip
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Front shove or nollie tre.
I don’t skate as much now, but those are two tricks I’ll never lose no matter how bad I suck.
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nollie flip
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Boneless fingerflip.
I like to live dangerously.
Fakie flip.
“I also like to live dangerously...”
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Fakie trickflip
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Probably a switch f/s pop shove.
This guy fucks
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Does ollie count?
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Kickflip, but I hope to fuck I dont have a new shoe/new grip combo at the time.
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A barely popped shuv-it, y’all are crazy...
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Kickflip or fakie flip. Anything else I'd need to negotiate tries with this maniac who wants to see my flatground so badly.
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treflip
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A barely no popped shuv-it, y’all are crazy...
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SW BS shove w/no pop
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Heelflip
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Chances are I’ll be dead. But kick flip unless shuv it counts.
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fakie flip. no question.
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Bigspin Heel, the guy will be so baffled at my boldness that he'll forget all about killing me, which gives me time to truck him in the head.
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Switch inward heel cause fuck him that’s why
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fakie 3 flip
i've just done too many to where they're easier than regular 360 flips. also have an easier time with them than kickflips for some odd reason
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I’ll flip the script. Shin a dick
Kick rocks to a new spot
These shoes ain’t free
I’d a left you
Should’ve just let me be
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Fuck your gun
I got a skateboard and a brain
You don’t even know how to aim
Or the safety release
give up the the piece
Before you get hurt
If I have to take it
You’re climbing up there
And you gonna drop on in vert
Edited for closure.
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Body V
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Body V
Body varial but with no ollie, so just the body varial
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If shove it tricks count then I’m going for nollie pop shove it or switch pop shove it. If shove it’s don’t count then I’m going for kickflip and probably getting killed.
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switch Weddle grab
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Fakie bigspin... it’s so easy a juggalo can do it
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Muska hardflip between my legs. I’d wrack myself so bad that maybe the gunman would laugh themselves to death.
I don’t imagine genders. I live safely.
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Kickflip. Def a 5050 chance of me landing it.
If I have brand new shoes I’m fucked.
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A barely popped shuv-it, y’all are crazy...
Mine would be fakie but you bet that sweet ass its dragging the rotation 100% around on the floor
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ghetto bird
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switch merlin twist
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Double hardflip
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Regular-Frontside gonna-get-shot-in-the-head to fakie
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front shuv count? If not, kickflip.
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“You gotta land one flip trick or you’re dylan”
I’m not that consistent... so, impossible.
It’s a wrap...
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Casper stall.
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Ollie north
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Active Erica to fakie
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Front shuv
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varial kickflip over the gun on flat
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gotta be the laaaayzer
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Nollie flip.
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Fs 360 kickflip.
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(https://i.imgur.com/KA5GaEv.jpeg)
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either of the tricks PJ did in his part before he messes up a kickflip
you remember them
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"OK but I'm going to need a lot of run-up" and then I just skate off, typical French. And don't give me that pride shit - there's nothing to be proud of in the rest of your life being worth nothing but a non-popped shove-it.
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Double pits to chestie fa sho
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Fakie FS Flip
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Fakie kickflip or fakie varial kickflip.
That's what's up. This question gave me anxiety anyway.
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no pop nollie front shuv bro
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Oh, I’m not landing shit. Finally, the suffering is over. Goodbye, cruel world.
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definitely doublepits to chestie
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"I've been waiting for this moment for a long, long time", I tell them. In my iTunes the Dido song White Flag is already keyed up so I take a deep breath and press play. "The truth is most of me died when she left," I explain. "What remains is only the broken husk of a man. More void than form I suppose... just spit and shit tethered to the flimsy hope she might one day call. Every day that hope diminishes and it's replaced by the stinging voice of reason - that she is better off without me." Holding back tears I look at them. "In a way this feels good. I can finally talk to someone about the loss and not pretend I'm ok." My legs and arms are all rubbery due to the surge of adrenaline. My mouth is sour. Fear has a familiar taste. I step on the board and it feels miles away from my head so I do what any good elder skatesman would do: attempt to execute a perfect Drake Jones styled pop shuvit. This doesn't make up for all my mistakes. It doesn't even come close. But it's a start. My feet find themselves back on the griptape squared up with the bolts. Proud of my accomplishment, I look to the person wielding the gun. They removed the Scooby Doo villain mask revealing to me what I already knew in my bones. "No stink leg," my ex says and she pulls the trigger. My heart is full and I die whole. I am loved.
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Kickflip over a Philly cheese steak Hot Pocket.
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That thing you do as a kid where you put your feet under it, trucks up, and hop so it flips over and you stand on it.
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That thing you do as a kid where you put your feet under it, trucks up, and hop so it flips over and you stand on it.
I've eaten shit more times than I'd like to admit doing this.
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bigspin
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Bigspins are most consistent honestly
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Ollie
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Kickflip, fakie fs shuv, Or sw front 180
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"I've been waiting for this moment for a long, long time", I tell them. In my iTunes the Dido song White Flag is already keyed up so I take a deep breath and press play. "The truth is most of me died when she left," I explain. "What remains is only the broken husk of a man. More void than form I suppose... just spit and shit tethered to the flimsy hope she might one day call. Every day that hope diminishes and it's replaced by the stinging voice of reason - that she is better off without me." Holding back tears I look at them. "In a way this feels good. I can finally talk to someone about the loss and not pretend I'm ok." My legs and arms are all rubbery due to the surge of adrenaline. My mouth is sour. Fear has a familiar taste. I step on the board and it feels miles away from my head so I do what any good elder skatesman would do: attempt to execute a perfect Drake Jones styled pop shuvit. This doesn't make up for all my mistakes. It doesn't even come close. But it's a start. My feet find themselves back on the griptape squared up with the bolts. Proud of my accomplishment, I look to the person wielding the gun. They removed the Scooby Doo villain mask revealing to me what I already knew in my bones. "No stink leg," my ex says and she pulls the trigger. My heart is full and I die whole. I am loved.