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Title: Your lifeís on the line
Post by: VHS ERA on August 13, 2020, 12:48:52 PM
Gun to your head, you gotta land one flatground flip trick this try or youíre dyin. What trick are you going for.
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Post by: RichardBarkley on August 13, 2020, 12:51:46 PM
Defo not kickflip. Tre flip maybe

I definitely can't get kickflip first try. Always over think them
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Post by: ticklefingers on August 13, 2020, 12:53:52 PM
front shuv count? If not, kickflip.
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Post by: EdLawndale on August 13, 2020, 12:54:31 PM
Kickflip🤷‍♂️
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Post by: Twanked n Danked on August 13, 2020, 12:56:53 PM
Boneless fingerflip.

I like to live dangerously.
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Post by: JamesFardy on August 13, 2020, 12:56:58 PM
Kickflip. Then Iíd pull out my knife from my cargos cause I came prepared. Whose laughing now? His turn.... But he has to varial flip.
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Post by: imposter on August 13, 2020, 12:57:15 PM
Switch back 900 i dont like this place anymore
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Post by: Willie on August 13, 2020, 12:58:05 PM
Dead.
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Post by: coldbrew on August 13, 2020, 01:02:18 PM
nollie flip.
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Post by: Mongoloid on August 13, 2020, 01:06:33 PM
Tre or hardflip.
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Post by: VHS ERA on August 13, 2020, 01:09:22 PM
fakie flip for me
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Post by: brucewillis on August 13, 2020, 01:11:31 PM
Gun to your head, you gotta land one flatground flip trick this try or youíre dyin. What trick are going for.
Back no comply 360
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Post by: ok boomer on August 13, 2020, 01:14:02 PM
manual 2 pieces of sidewalk
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Post by: Frank on August 13, 2020, 01:23:08 PM
kickflip.

if i fail shoot me, i don't deserve to live.
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Post by: Bumpovertrash on August 13, 2020, 01:27:02 PM
Fakie frontside flip
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Post by: Hanna Schygulla on August 13, 2020, 01:31:13 PM
Probably a switch f/s pop shove.
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Post by: Vomit Lust on August 13, 2020, 01:32:11 PM
Heelflip
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Post by: TheBoognish on August 13, 2020, 01:33:25 PM
Front shove or nollie tre.

I donít skate as much now, but those are two tricks Iíll never lose no matter how bad I suck.
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Post by: layzieyez on August 13, 2020, 01:36:08 PM
nollie flip
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Post by: Gab on August 13, 2020, 01:36:42 PM
Boneless fingerflip.

I like to live dangerously.

Fakie flip.
ďI also like to live dangerously...Ē
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Post by: Trickflip on August 13, 2020, 01:37:01 PM
Fakie trickflip
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Post by: whale on August 13, 2020, 01:49:31 PM
Probably a switch f/s pop shove.
This guy fucks
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Post by: Lenny the Fatface on August 13, 2020, 01:52:47 PM
Does ollie count?
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Post by: Seventyfrigginseven on August 13, 2020, 01:57:31 PM
Kickflip, but I hope to fuck I dont have a new shoe/new grip combo at the time.
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Post by: Coldpizza on August 13, 2020, 02:21:32 PM
A barely popped shuv-it, yíall are crazy...
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Post by: live, laugh, love on August 13, 2020, 02:34:37 PM
Kickflip or fakie flip. Anything else I'd need to negotiate tries with this maniac who wants to see my flatground so badly.
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Post by: lazer69 on August 13, 2020, 02:37:53 PM
treflip
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Post by: nevrwasben on August 13, 2020, 02:38:02 PM
A barely no popped shuv-it, yíall are crazy...
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Post by: SatanicPanic on August 13, 2020, 02:39:20 PM
SW BS shove w/no pop
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Post by: 30somethinghasbeen on August 13, 2020, 03:05:49 PM
Heelflip
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Post by: Murge on August 13, 2020, 03:10:14 PM
Chances are Iíll be dead. But kick flip unless shuv it counts.
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Post by: Cool Ceith on August 13, 2020, 03:10:33 PM
fakie flip. no question.
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Post by: Brguy on August 13, 2020, 03:12:57 PM
Bigspin Heel, the guy will be so baffled at my boldness that he'll forget all about killing me, which gives me time to truck him in the head.
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Post by: GardenSkater77 on August 13, 2020, 03:13:09 PM
Switch inward heel cause fuck him thatís why

(http://m.quickmeme.com/img/d0/d0a9413187ad0633eafe53130d21aa10d2da53e45e18db03ff6fedb0f6597cfd.jpg)
Title: Re: Your lifeís on the line
Post by: sus on August 13, 2020, 03:28:45 PM
fakie 3 flip

i've just done too many to where they're easier than regular 360 flips. also have an easier time with them than kickflips for some odd reason
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Post by: Telly on August 13, 2020, 04:05:59 PM
Iíll flip the script.  Shin a dick
Kick rocks to a new spot
These shoes ainít free
Iíd a left you
Shouldíve just let me be

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Post by: Telly on August 13, 2020, 04:08:33 PM
 Fuck your gun
I got a skateboard and a brain
You donít even know how to aim
Or the safety release
give up the the piece
Before you get hurt
If I have to take it
Youíre climbing up there
And you gonna drop on in vert

Edited for closure.
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Post by: decoi1 on August 13, 2020, 04:10:31 PM
Body V
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Post by: sus on August 13, 2020, 04:16:49 PM
Body V

Body varial but with no ollie, so just the body varial
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Post by: Noble Experiment on August 13, 2020, 04:18:50 PM
If shove it tricks count then Iím going for nollie pop shove it or switch pop shove it. If shove itís donít count then Iím going for kickflip and probably getting killed.
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Post by: rusty knees on August 13, 2020, 04:24:46 PM
switch Weddle grab
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Post by: Classy Durag on August 13, 2020, 04:30:32 PM
Fakie bigspin... itís so easy a juggalo can do it
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Post by: Lowcalcium on August 13, 2020, 04:50:26 PM
Muska hardflip between my legs. Iíd wrack myself so bad that maybe the gunman would laugh themselves to death.

I donít imagine genders. I live safely.
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Post by: johnes on August 13, 2020, 04:56:09 PM
Kickflip. Def a 5050 chance of me landing it.
If I have brand new shoes Iím fucked.
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Post by: Hyliannightmare on August 13, 2020, 05:02:58 PM
A barely popped shuv-it, yíall are crazy...

Mine would be fakie but you bet that sweet ass its dragging the rotation 100% around on the floor
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Post by: Dong Hanglo on August 13, 2020, 05:03:40 PM
ghetto bird
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Post by: SlapRhaters on August 13, 2020, 05:19:55 PM
switch merlin twist
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Post by: Soul Eraser on August 13, 2020, 06:03:18 PM
Double hardflip
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Post by: fakie nollie on August 13, 2020, 06:07:07 PM
Regular-Frontside gonna-get-shot-in-the-head to fakie
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Post by: El Fapinator on August 13, 2020, 06:10:20 PM
front shuv count? If not, kickflip.
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Post by: companguero on August 13, 2020, 06:28:38 PM
ďYou gotta land one flip trick or youíre dylanĒ

Iím not that consistent... so, impossible.
Itís a wrap...
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Post by: Sila on August 13, 2020, 07:37:12 PM
Casper stall.
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Post by: my english is bad on August 13, 2020, 08:15:22 PM
Ollie north
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Post by: Sanka Coffie on August 13, 2020, 08:18:34 PM
Active Erica to fakie
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Post by: michael scarn on August 13, 2020, 08:23:31 PM
Front shuv
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Post by: 2000 on August 13, 2020, 08:24:56 PM
varial kickflip over the gun on flat
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Post by: botefdunn on August 13, 2020, 09:29:03 PM
gotta be the laaaayzer
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Post by: decaf on August 13, 2020, 11:46:19 PM
Nollie flip.
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Post by: RoaryMcTwang on August 14, 2020, 12:15:13 AM
Fs 360 kickflip.
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Post by: weon on August 14, 2020, 02:59:59 AM
(https://i.imgur.com/KA5GaEv.jpeg)
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Post by: ziggy on August 14, 2020, 03:53:41 AM
either of the tricks PJ did in his part before he messes up a kickflip

you remember them
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Post by: silhouette on August 14, 2020, 04:27:33 AM
"OK but I'm going to need a lot of run-up" and then I just skate off, typical French. And don't give me that pride shit - there's nothing to be proud of in the rest of your life being worth nothing but a non-popped shove-it.
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Post by: DaveFuck on August 14, 2020, 05:35:12 AM
Double pits to chestie fa sho
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Post by: Spicy boi. on August 14, 2020, 06:00:24 AM
Fakie FS Flip
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Post by: poor alice on August 14, 2020, 07:45:28 AM
Fakie kickflip or fakie varial kickflip.
That's what's up. This question gave me anxiety anyway.
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Post by: jerrygurneyscream on August 14, 2020, 07:58:26 AM
no pop nollie front shuv bro
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Post by: Technique on August 14, 2020, 08:02:57 AM
Oh, Iím not landing shit. Finally, the suffering is over. Goodbye, cruel world.
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Post by: Deputy Wendell on August 14, 2020, 09:19:31 AM
(https://media.giphy.com/media/fVQKwnQaaUWWfOKov1/giphy.gif)
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Post by: BieberStance on August 14, 2020, 09:24:15 AM
definitely doublepits to chestie
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Post by: funeral_tuxedo on August 14, 2020, 09:56:57 AM
"I've been waiting for this moment for a long, long time", I tell them. In my iTunes the Dido song White Flag is already keyed up so I take a deep breath and press play. "The truth is most of me died when she left," I explain. "What remains is only the broken husk of a man. More void than form I suppose... just spit and shit tethered to the flimsy hope she might one day call. Every day that hope diminishes and it's replaced by the stinging voice of reason - that she is better off without me." Holding back tears I look at them. "In a way this feels good. I can finally talk to someone about the loss and not pretend I'm ok." My legs and arms are all rubbery due to the surge of adrenaline. My mouth is sour. Fear has a familiar taste. I step on the board and it feels miles away from my head so I do what any good elder skatesman would do: attempt to execute a perfect Drake Jones styled pop shuvit. This doesn't make up for all my mistakes. It doesn't even come close. But it's a start. My feet find themselves back on the griptape squared up with the bolts. Proud of my accomplishment, I look to the person wielding the gun. They removed the Scooby Doo villain mask revealing to me what I already knew in my bones. "No stink leg," my ex says and she pulls the trigger. My heart is full and I die whole. I am loved.
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Post by: neckbeard on August 14, 2020, 09:58:45 AM
Kickflip over a Philly cheese steak Hot Pocket.
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Post by: HyenaChaser on August 14, 2020, 10:22:48 AM
That thing you do as a kid where you put your feet under it, trucks up, and hop so it flips over and you stand on it.
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Post by: coldbrew on August 14, 2020, 10:36:24 AM
That thing you do as a kid where you put your feet under it, trucks up, and hop so it flips over and you stand on it.

I've eaten shit more times than I'd like to admit doing this.
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Post by: consumer on August 14, 2020, 10:43:45 AM
bigspin
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Post by: CrappyChan on August 14, 2020, 10:44:00 AM
Bigspins are most consistent honestly
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Post by: Far from relevant on August 14, 2020, 11:16:38 AM
Ollie
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Post by: Hombreezy on August 14, 2020, 04:16:03 PM
Kickflip, fakie fs shuv, Or sw front 180
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Post by: VHS ERA on August 14, 2020, 10:23:47 PM
"I've been waiting for this moment for a long, long time", I tell them. In my iTunes the Dido song White Flag is already keyed up so I take a deep breath and press play. "The truth is most of me died when she left," I explain. "What remains is only the broken husk of a man. More void than form I suppose... just spit and shit tethered to the flimsy hope she might one day call. Every day that hope diminishes and it's replaced by the stinging voice of reason - that she is better off without me." Holding back tears I look at them. "In a way this feels good. I can finally talk to someone about the loss and not pretend I'm ok." My legs and arms are all rubbery due to the surge of adrenaline. My mouth is sour. Fear has a familiar taste. I step on the board and it feels miles away from my head so I do what any good elder skatesman would do: attempt to execute a perfect Drake Jones styled pop shuvit. This doesn't make up for all my mistakes. It doesn't even come close. But it's a start. My feet find themselves back on the griptape squared up with the bolts. Proud of my accomplishment, I look to the person wielding the gun. They removed the Scooby Doo villain mask revealing to me what I already knew in my bones. "No stink leg," my ex says and she pulls the trigger. My heart is full and I die whole. I am loved.