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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Couple Pharmaceutical on August 13, 2020, 09:39:16 PM
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Ride in hell Phelps you played out kook who monopolized skate mags. Skateboarding is filled with nothing but old heads that won't pass the torch until they croak. Andy Roy, Neil Hendrix, Eric Dressen's fatass, Mark Gonzalez's incoherent ramblings. If it's not old skaters sucking each other off it's the young-ins getting ready to blow the old pros literally , considering all of the sexual assault allegations. Skateboarding takes itself way to seriously and I think a new movement should be started to whipe the slate clean of all these has-beens, incels, rapists, racists, supreme hypebeasts, and the fascists policing all trends and everything skate culture
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Band together make skateboarding illegal again
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Ride in hellHELLRIDE Phelps you played out kook who monopolized skate mags. Skateboarding is filled with nothing but old heads that won't pass the torch until they croak. Andy Roy, Neil Hendrix, Eric Dressen's fatass, Mark Gonzalez's incoherent ramblings. If it's not old skaters sucking each other off it's the young-ins getting ready to blow the old pros literally , considering all of the sexual assault allegations. Skateboarding takes itself way to seriously and I think a new movement should be started to whipe the slate clean of all these has-beens, incels, rapists, racists, supreme hypebeasts, and the fascists policing all trends and everything skate culture
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Cool cool but what torch does Andy Roy hold and can it be sanitized before passing?
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You have incredible graphic design skills.
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you guys ever have those shits where it's like normal at first but then halfway through a huge pile of diarrhea just kinda splats out of your ass hole
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Are you trying to say there is an institutional system in place to make upcoming skaters act as child sex slaves to the powerful skateboarding elite?
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you guys ever have those shits where it's like normal at first but then halfway through a huge pile of diarrhea just kinda splats out of your ass hole
Yeah man. It’s a literal reflection of your prior days diet. It’s brutal.
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every day i start a new movement to wipe my dang ass
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You have incredible graphic design skills.
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You guys got any good fart recipes?
double brie, quince paste, Italian sausage you know with one with the fennel seeds
Wings with blue cheese dip and beers
On a still night you can almost see the fart shimmer in the air
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Couldn’t read but I’m happy for you or sorry that happened.
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every day i start a new movement to wipe whipe my dang ass
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Ride in hell Phelps you played out kook who monopolized skate mags. Skateboarding is filled with nothing but old heads that won't pass the torch until they croak. Andy Roy, Neil Hendrix, Eric Dressen's fatass, Mark Gonzalez's incoherent ramblings. If it's not old skaters sucking each other off it's the young-ins getting ready to blow the old pros literally , considering all of the sexual assault allegations. Skateboarding takes itself way to seriously and I think a new movement should be started to whipe the slate clean of all these has-beens, incels, rapists, racists, supreme hypebeasts, and the fascists policing all trends and everything skate culture
Should we all look to you for guidance? The Name-calling and homophobic route you're taking might be a better path for young skaters to follow. Thank you for paving this new road.
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I think the first step is to stop worshiping GG Allin, but thats just me
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Welcome to slap, Markovich. Good luck with the brand.
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I think the first step is to stop worshiping GG Allin, but thats just me
Everyone should worship GG Allin he died for our sins you know
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I think the first step is to stop worshiping GG Allin, but thats just me
Everyone should worship GG Allin he died for our sins you know
Nah he actually died cause he did too much heroin, he didnt give a shit about you or your sins
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Goddamn, go outside and skate.
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every day i start a new movement to wipe whipe my dang ass
ah crap
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Eric Dressen might have a few extra pounds on him but at least he can actually push and skates faster than anyone you support with your shitty ms paint logo t shirt brand.
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you guys ever have those shits where it's like normal at first but then halfway through a huge pile of diarrhea just kinda splats out of your ass hole
Yeah man. It’s a literal reflection of your prior days diet. It’s brutal.
This reminds me of a bad decision I made this past Thursday
TaCo BeLL
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You should add a dude named Jason Jessee to your team.
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this lit the fuse that blowed up art
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Is this the same kooky person who has all of those Insta accounts talking posthumous shit about Phelps and Hubbard? The incoherent presentation seems similar.
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Ride in hell Phelps you played out kook who monopolized skate mags. Skateboarding is filled with nothing but old heads that won't pass the torch until they croak. Andy Roy, Neil Hendrix, Eric Dressen's fatass, Mark Gonzalez's incoherent ramblings. If it's not old skaters sucking each other off it's the young-ins getting ready to blow the old pros literally , considering all of the sexual assault allegations. Skateboarding takes itself way to seriously and I think a new movement should be started to whipe the slate clean of all these has-beens, incels, rapists, racists, supreme hypebeasts, and the fascists policing all trends and everything skate culture
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Oh yeah, Andy Roy, Neil Hendrix, Eric Dressen are running this shit.
I too like drugs and incoherent ramblings..
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MS paint skills on point
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you guys ever have those shits where it's like normal at first but then halfway through a huge pile of diarrhea just kinda splats out of your ass hole
Yeah man. It’s a literal reflection of your prior days diet. It’s brutal.
This made me feel remarkably less alone in the universe. Shalom.
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Eric Dressen might have a few extra pounds on him but at least he can actually push and skates faster than anyone you support with your shitty ms paint logo t shirt brand.
Support wtf are you talking about ? and I'll give you that Eric Dressen seems like an okay guy but why does that fat dude have a pro wheel ? My shitty ms paint logo t-shirt brand, if it was frog you'd be cumming your pants
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Cool cool but what torch does Andy Roy hold and can it be sanitized before passing?
I would imagine it would be some prison house homemade dildoe torch and no it cannot be sanitized before passing it
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You have incredible graphic design skills. lol I know their shit but it's all in good fun I made this post after reading way too many post on slap
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I am pencil.
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Ride in hell Phelps you played out kook who monopolized skate mags. Skateboarding is filled with nothing but old heads that won't pass the torch until they croak. Andy Roy, Neil Hendrix, Eric Dressen's fatass, Mark Gonzalez's incoherent ramblings. If it's not old skaters sucking each other off it's the young-ins getting ready to blow the old pros literally , considering all of the sexual assault allegations. Skateboarding takes itself way to seriously and I think a new movement should be started to whipe the slate clean of all these has-beens, incels, rapists, racists, supreme hypebeasts, and the fascists policing all trends and everything skate culture
Should we all look to you for guidance? The Name-calling and homophobic route you're taking might be a better path for young skaters to follow. Thank you for paving this new road.
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Goddamn, go outside and skate.
Says the mother fucker who has over 2000 posts get a job dude
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you guys ever have those shits where it's like normal at first but then halfway through a huge pile of diarrhea just kinda splats out of your ass hole
Yeah man. It’s a literal reflection of your prior days diet. It’s brutal.
This made me feel remarkably less alone in the universe. Shalom.
Fucken a it’s like a plug holding all the muck in
Did a sick one today in a disabled toilet
I like a bit of room when I do a mean shit
Those premix bundys will do it
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You're putting your new comments inside the quotes that you are quoting. It's kind of difficult to make sense of and the fix is very simple. Quote the person, then write your comments below that. If you can't figure that out, you should just focus your account.
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Welcome to slap, Markovich. Good luck with the brand.
Thank you for making me laugh my ass off
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What the fuck even is this?
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*Too.
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some of you motherfuckers need more fiber in your diet
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Eric Dressen might have a few extra pounds on him but at least he can actually push and skates faster than anyone you support with your shitty ms paint logo t shirt brand.
Are you Eric Dressen ?
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Goddamn, go outside and skate.
This. Heck of a stress reliever