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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Changes on September 12, 2020, 04:45:03 AM
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Never seen someone show off their bling and how much food they eat, how does he earn so much money doing nothing? Do jeweller’s even make that much paper?
https://www.instagram.com/p/CDGOysOl4Wl/?igshid=1p4lzgiw0ad0y
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Direct your attention here:
https://www.slapmagazine.com/index.php?topic=110560.0
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That last slide is sketchy, finger on the trigger while gripping a wad of cash. Human nature says if that money starts to fall out of his grip he is going to squeeze his hand to catch it before letting it fall. And that's how you accidentally catch a body.
"What are you in for?"
"Flexing for the gram"
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Practically begging for a ripdeal or to get arrested.
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Foo posted 1m
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Yeah sick man, nice
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That was sad
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My understanding of the situation is that he runs a jewelry cleaning business and loves to show off his work. Evan Hernandez: working class hero and bomb diggity.
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I think the strangest thing about Evan is that his face has not remotely aged since he was like 12 or whatever. He looks like he has glued on facial hair.
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We were tryin so hard
Hard to survive
'Cause even though we were young
We had to stay strong
No matter what we went through
It was me and my crew
And that's how it went
When we were kids
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My understanding of the situation is that he runs a jewelry cleaning business and loves to show off his work. Evan Hernandez: working class hero and bomb diggity.
That sound weird. You shouldn't flaunt your client's stuff. That would be like if your mechanic fixed your car then posted a video of him driving around town and doing doughnuts set to a terrible rap song.
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Great trigger discipline. What a jackass
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Just begging somebody to jack his ass
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make sure that you do what you’re supposed to evan
never let another know who you’re close to cause he’ll smoke you
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he rides for lil waynes skate company
maybe you just don't understand money
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That sound weird. You shouldn't flaunt your client's stuff. That would be like if your mechanic fixed your car then posted a video of him driving around town and doing doughnuts set to a terrible rap song.
Lol you just reminded me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RLFiyID4SA
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We were tryin so hard
Hard to survive
'Cause even though we were young
We had to stay strong
No matter what we went through
It was me and my crew
And that's how it went
When we were kids
Would gnar if I could
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he rides for lil waynes skate company
maybe you just don't understand YOUNG money
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CE5IxnRF5O2/
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My understanding of the situation is that he runs a jewelry cleaning business and loves to show off his work. Evan Hernandez: working class hero and bomb diggity.
That sound weird. You shouldn't flaunt your client's stuff. That would be like if your mechanic fixed your car then posted a video of him driving around town and doing doughnuts set to a terrible rap song.
wooooosh
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I feel really sad whenever I see his stuff. He used to have photos of him and his daughter on IG and they're all gone. I feel like he's flexing all this cash because he's kinda lost everything else good in his life. Seems more like a cry for help than a flex.
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dealing drugs is wack but hating on another man for getting his paper is more whacker
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he rides for lil waynes skate company
maybe you just don't understand YOUNG money
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dealing drugs is wack but hating on another man for getting his paper is more whacker
nah that's some dumbass logic right there. Anyone posting shit like that is corny as fuck and definitely has some holes in their lives. Money is just that, doesn't make you a good, unique, or interesting person
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if I ever go on a armed rampage, I am gunning down loafer-wearing kooks only. the worst
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I hope he doesn't accidentally shoot himself or someone else. Watching him handle that piece gives me anxiety like when those parkour people do tricks on skyscrapers.
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I feel really sad whenever I see his stuff. He used to have photos of him and his daughter on IG and they're all gone. I feel like he's flexing all this cash because he's kinda lost everything else good in his life. Seems more like a cry for help than a flex.
i remember one photo session where he was at disneyland with his daughter and he had a stupid wad of cash there with him in the photos. she looked bummed
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Dude is a fucking Clown.
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Can’t wait for the take your daughter to work vlog
https://youtu.be/Jb6oLyVvrRg
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he rides for lil waynes skate company
maybe you just don't understand money
He hasn’t been in touch with Weezy in a few years. He’s just reinvesting money from old companies.
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Be mad at whoever’s negotiating your deals
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Be mad at whoever’s negotiating your deals
word. my guy sipping don P in the helicopter. 8)
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dealing drugs is wack but hating on another man for getting his paper is more whacker
never said any of that lmfao i'm just saying it's corny to speculate on someone's success focus your account dumb bitch
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Uncut Gems 2G
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CE5IxnRF5O2/
Money can't buy taste, but it can buy Greg Lutzka's hat.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CE5IxnRF5O2/
This is the calf muscle to waistline ratio of a man who stopped skating a long time ago
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I hope he doesn't accidentally shoot himself or someone else. Watching him handle that piece gives me anxiety like when those parkour people do tricks on skyscrapers.
100% going to accidentally shoot someone.
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Be mad at whoever’s negotiating your deals
word. my guy sipping don P in the helicopter. 8)
You can get that bottle of Dom for $130 at a liquor store which is very cheap for Champagne in relativity to what they charge in the club. You can tell he bought it from a liquor store because they still have the boxes next to helicopter.
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Be mad at whoever’s negotiating your deals
word. my guy sipping don P in the helicopter. 8)
You can get that bottle of Dom for $130 at a liquor store which is very cheap for Champagne in relativity to what they charge in the club. You can tell he bought it from a liquor store because they still have the boxes next to helicopter.
i mean.. It would be pretty odd to stop at the club for a bottle of Dom on your way to the helicopter
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CE5IxnRF5O2/
Money can't buy taste, but it can buy Greg Lutzka's hat.
Homie... you’re sipping.. you ain’t in the pilot seat!
How fucking lame.. dude, I know people too, but their achievements aren’t my own.
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Drinking Dom all alone is kinda sad. Making sure everybody sees your Louis Vuitton belt is even sadder.
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If he is good for him. That is some noble work! Hope he crushes it.
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Wow....that instagram post reeks of insecurity. How old is he?
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Wow....that instagram post reeks of insecurity. How old is he?
Early 30s I would guess
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That sound weird. You shouldn't flaunt your client's stuff. That would be like if your mechanic fixed your car then posted a video of him driving around town and doing doughnuts set to a terrible rap song.
Lol you just reminded me of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RLFiyID4SA
Ha the reporter is named J Strickland.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CE5IxnRF5O2/
Money can't buy taste, but it can buy Greg Lutzka's hat.
Would gnar
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Drinking Dom all alone is kinda sad. Making sure everybody sees your Louis Vuitton belt is even sadder.
All of that and he is rocking a plain polo t
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CE5IxnRF5O2/
Was he just posing next to it? Get up or shut up.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BYd9vVNnIIM/?igshid=11jr9rurfxusm
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What an idiot.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CDUvQsNFWfh/?igshid=1f86duymja6ih
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Be mad at whoever’s negotiating your deals
word. my guy sipping don P in the helicopter. 8)
You can get that bottle of Dom for $130 at a liquor store which is very cheap for Champagne in relativity to what they charge in the club. You can tell he bought it from a liquor store because they still have the boxes next to helicopter.
You'd be surprised! I should've finished by saying that if he got the bottles at the helicopter pad while on their way to a cool place the staff wouldn't have brought the boxes for the bottles out. So the dudes not paying top dollar for it nor is he heading too far on that helicopter. Not that it matter now b/c I had to explain myself and it seems like i actually care now. Which I don't. And I hate myself for replying back to you.
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I like those shorts
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Reminds me of those people that pay to sit in stationary private jet for ten minutes and take some photos for the gram!
https://www.businessinsider.com/rent-private-jet-instagram-photos-2017-11?r=US&IR=T#although-you-never-actually-take-off-into-the-air-you-can-make-it-look-as-though-you-did-8
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Reminds me of those people that pay to sit in stationary private jet for ten minutes and take some photos for the gram!
https://www.businessinsider.com/rent-private-jet-instagram-photos-2017-11?r=US&IR=T#although-you-never-actually-take-off-into-the-air-you-can-make-it-look-as-though-you-did-8
That's exactly what he did, with his beer belly and crappy wispy amish-looking beard. And that pic of him with his finger on the trigger, gun pointed directly at the camera is really alarming.
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What’s Evan been up to? Oh just holding things awkwardly in his hands
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But he got a girls number on the backing of a KR3W sticker at a demo in like, 2004
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Why did Evan Hernandez's skate career end so early?
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Why did Evan Hernandez's skate career end so early?
Being a Weezy hanger on didn't help.
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Nah not a drug dealer just a person having a hard time finding an accountant and banker. My brother is a cpa, when you get off the helicopter hit me up
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Never seen someone show off their bling and how much food they eat, how does he earn so much money doing nothing? Do jeweller’s even make that much paper?
https://www.instagram.com/p/CDGOysOl4Wl/?igshid=1p4lzgiw0ad0y
He's poor as fuck. Just doesn't know it yet.
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Im ok with most of the flexes here but that is mad weird if the helicopter never took of that’s like the grown up version of those coin op planes in shopping centres haha
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Titsweat on my polo tee
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probably
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CE5IxnRF5O2/
https://youtu.be/j904dWauqp4?t=30
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he probably just bought a house in 2011 and had a lot of equity in it and sold it and was on his way to the bank to put it in a ROTH IRA
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As Big L once said:
‘Lotta cats be frontin’, mad singles with a fitty on top’.
Dude’s a clown. There’s a million kids tryna prove something with jewelry and daddy money out here. Nobody thinks you’re cool if you do that shit you look insecure as fuck.
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Never seen someone show off their bling and how much food they eat, how does he earn so much money doing nothing? Do jeweller’s even make that much paper?
https://www.instagram.com/p/CDGOysOl4Wl/?igshid=1p4lzgiw0ad0y
He's poor as fuck. Just doesn't know it yet.
this is the type of post only a young white kid selling percs in LA would make #gang
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Why is he pretending to go for a helicopter ride?
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Now wait a minute, THAT’S Evan Hernandez?
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Now wait a minute, THAT’S Evan Hernandez?
Look what Young Money do.
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He could really do with a bank account.
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He could really do with a bank account.
He has bad credit, can't open one. That's why he carries all that cash
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All he had to do to make this video is cash out re-fi his house with the record low-interest rates and pull out some dough to pay the guy putting the roof on w/ cash.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CE5IxnRF5O2/
He looks ridiculous and I'm loving every minute of it
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He could really do with a bank account.
He has bad credit, can't open one. That's why he carries all that cash
You don't need credit to open a savings account. If you have money, you can open any type of investment account as long as you're not trying to borrow money.
I have no idea why someone would carry around that amount of money unless you are flipping it over daily. I live in a big US city and would be a little sketched out walking around with that money and showey jewelery.
Obviously depending on the, "Industry." I usually get $60 out of the ATM. It lasts me a few weeks. I use my cash rewards Visa for almost everything and just pay it off every month. Evan needs a financial advisor.
I also do not get men's jewlery, but to each their own. I've never had pierced ears, rings, or a chain. I often do not wear a watch. Then, I am not a rapper or a drug dealer.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CE5IxnRF5O2/
He looks ridiculous and I'm loving every minute of it
Man, TFW those TWS In Bloom royalties start kicking in 8)
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He could really do with a bank account.
He has bad credit, can't open one. That's why he carries all that cash
You don't need credit to open a savings account. If you have money, you can open any type of investment account as long as you're not trying to borrow money.
I have no idea why someone would carry around that amount of money unless you are flipping it over daily. I live in a big US city and would be a little sketched out walking around with that money and showey jewelery.
Obviously depending on the, "Industry." I usually get $60 out of the ATM. It lasts me a few weeks. I use my cash rewards Visa for almost everything and just pay it off every month. Evan needs a financial advisor.
I also do not get men's jewlery, but to each their own. I've never had pierced ears, rings, or a chain. I often do not wear a watch. Then, I am not a rapper or a drug dealer.
The problem is that they carry that cash like they wear a watch or chain, it's an accessory.
If I was ballin, I would just take a picture holding my phone with the Chase Bank app open with my balance showing.
That way you can't be frontin', because half these people got a stack of 1's with a 100 on top.
Also, a security guard once showed me he had a whole wallet full of counterfeit 100's just to flex when people would see him opening his wallet. When I looked at him in disbelief, he said a lot of people do it just to flex and it's "just a thing".
Really couldn't wrap my head around wanting to look like a robbery target, but it's all fake.
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Never seen someone show off their bling and how much food they eat, how does he earn so much money doing nothing? Do jeweller’s even make that much paper?
https://www.instagram.com/p/CDGOysOl4Wl/?igshid=1p4lzgiw0ad0y
i can hardly calculate what i'm watching...what a fucking boob...
...most importantly, it's so hard to watch him handle that pistol with his finger on the trigger over and over again, i mean, is someone filming him? if so, for fuck's sake, how many times can you sweep someone with your gun and with your finger on the trigger?
time to review what he learned in his CPL class...oh shit, then again, CPLs aren't very gangster...
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lets just say hes not not
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Damn holding this gun and all these stacks is making it tough for me to take a sip of my 44oz soda
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Money posers are the worst
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The real douche move here is his sub 9% tip at Ruth Chris. Thought you was the man homie!
(https://i.imgur.com/cdJEfx5.jpg)
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The real douche move here is his sub 9% tip at Ruth Chris. Thought you was the man homie!
(https://i.imgur.com/cdJEfx5.jpg)
The percentage was right there too. Fuckin fool.
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Damn holding this gun and all these stacks is making it tough for me to take a sip of my 44oz soda
Hahaha - but really wtf is this guy doing...?
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Dick move tipping like that, especially during a pandemic.
Can’t wait for the page 4 & 5 discussion on wages and how no one should tip / how other countries don’t tip due to a decent hourly wage.
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His receipt game is weak.
A few years back, some smug finance types here in Singapore shared a pic of their dinner receipt over whatsapp and it went viral.
It was in the region of 230k.
Similar thing happened in London 10 years ago, when some bankers celebrated their bonuses with a six figure lunch.
When word got out, they were all fired.
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I’m having Serious second thoughts on hiring Evan to take care of my 401k
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Nooooooooo Of Course he's not. He made all of dat Chedar from his "In Bloom" part and he's just cashing those Transworld checks now.
That's why Transworld went under... Evan decided it was time to bask in da paper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCfjc_kPK6M
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(https://i.postimg.cc/hGKFr9kp/A8-D3-D2-E2-D5-D3-4415-8-D9-C-2649-B30-C6-CEB.jpg)
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Nooooooooo Of Course he's not. He made all of dat Chedar from his "In Bloom" part and he's just cashing those Transworld checks now.
That's why Transworld went under... Evan decided it was time to bask in da paper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCfjc_kPK6M
Wasnt he like a part owner of Krew or something? If memory serves he was making business power moves super young. Might explain his arrested mental development. One thing is for certain, if hes flexing that hard his money is drying up.
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(https://i.postimg.cc/hGKFr9kp/A8-D3-D2-E2-D5-D3-4415-8-D9-C-2649-B30-C6-CEB.jpg)
i believe this belongs in yes, yes, no
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I would like to see a podcast video of mikey and evan interviewing each other and talking about "the hustle". It would make for a compelling 2020 finale.
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Nooooooooo Of Course he's not. He made all of dat Chedar from his "In Bloom" part and he's just cashing those Transworld checks now.
That's why Transworld went under... Evan decided it was time to bask in da paper
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCfjc_kPK6M
Wasnt he like a part owner of Krew or something? If memory serves he was making business power moves super young. Might explain his arrested mental development. One thing is for certain, if hes flexing that hard his money is drying up.
This sounds familiar to me as well. He also had a kid at a really young age which forced him to figure out "real job" money.
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(https://warmupzone.files.wordpress.com/2020/09/ehernandez-1.png)
Not the best mask job ever bet it'll do.
(https://warmupzone.files.wordpress.com/2020/09/ehernandez2.jpg)
(https://warmupzone.files.wordpress.com/2020/09/ehernandez3.jpg)
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He’s actually a lower level money counter off of the strip in Las Vegas but some of the perks are free reign with the lost and found, access to opened bottles and free reign of the heli pad. Flights not included
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He’s actually a money counter for the Luxor which entitle him to free reign of the lost and found, opened bottles from bottle service and heli pad. ***flights not included •••
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His cousin is actually a pit boss at the Luxor. He occasionally lets Evan count money, get clothes from the lost and found, drink the remains of open bottles from the club and play around at the heli pad.
Shalom
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My understanding of the situation is that he runs a jewelry cleaning business and loves to show off his work. Evan Hernandez: working class hero and bomb diggity.
That sounds like a grown-up version of the skatepark kid who likes to boast about his genius trick to 'properly' cleaning bearings, by leaving them out to drown in soda pop overnight. Maybe when they go as far as drinking said soda after the fact, such mutations occur.
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My understanding of the situation is that he runs a jewelry cleaning business and loves to show off his work. Evan Hernandez: working class hero and bomb diggity.
That sounds like a grown-up version of the skatepark kid who likes to boast about his genius trick to 'properly' cleaning bearings, by leaving them out to drown in soda pop overnight. Maybe when they go as far as drinking said soda after the fact, such mutations occur.
Evan patented the Coke and Mentos cleaning tek. Paid for life.
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Don’t hate the baller, hate the ball
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Don’t hate the baller, hate the ball
He's a total Voit.
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He invented the corner liquor store that lets you buy booze and rolling supplies with food stamps
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(https://i.imgur.com/kaa23pL.png)
https://www.tmz.com/2022/01/19/pro-skateboarder-evan-hernandez-sentenced-federal-prison-8-years-selling-meth-bitcoin/ (https://www.tmz.com/2022/01/19/pro-skateboarder-evan-hernandez-sentenced-federal-prison-8-years-selling-meth-bitcoin/)
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https://amp.tmz.com/2022/01/19/pro-skateboarder-evan-hernandez-sentenced-federal-prison-8-years-selling-meth-bitcoin/
Not sure how surprising this is after seeing his Instagram.
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https://youtu.be/Y06QUxV6-IY
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I would have gone with "Evan Hernandez of freedom" but to each their own...
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This one better
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Apparently, he was!
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Damn, who could have foreseen that bragging about selling drugs and flashing cash and guns on social media could have backfired like this?
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Should have went that NFT route
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for me it’s crazy like
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I would have gone with "Evan Hernandez of freedom" but to each their own...
Yeah that’s better.
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What even is Evan anymore?
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I shoulda bought one of those hand painted decks of his when I still had a chance to. 8)
He who hesitates is lost.
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This is really too bad. He had so much potential when he was younger and now will be in prison for a very long time. On one hand fed time tends to be more comfortable than state time but on the other hand hell likely serve 80%+ of those 97 months. Bummer.
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Baker 2g child exploitation class action lawsuit coming soon. File your claim here to collect
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Baker 2g child exploitation class action lawsuit coming soon. File your claim here to collect
Could never be me.
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I never saw this coming.
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Skante warrior
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I tried to like his boards but they were God-awful, the damn Tk in the sand
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He probably shouldn't have spent the last few years advertising the tact he was a drug dealer online.
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This is really too bad. He had so much potential when he was younger and now will be in prison for a very long time. On one hand fed time tends to be more comfortable than state time but on the other hand hell likely serve 80%+ of those 97 months. Bummer.
I’d rather do state time than fed time, fed time can be almost as bad as county jail time, depending on what facility you land in. Not every fed facility is club fed accommodations…. I think you get less good time knocked off of a federal sentence, compared to state where you do 1/4 of your sentence as long as you don’t get written up all of the time and thrown in the hole.
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How on earth did they get wise to him?
Man this is a bummer though, the war on drugs is fucked. 8 years.
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Drug dealers now so addicted to the instagram flex they can't keep things on the DL!
Avon Barksdale would be appalled
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Thats really sad.
Free Evan Hernandez.
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Is that now all original Krew some form of serious drugs/legal troubles?
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this is Schrocking
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Don’t think it was drugs I think the fashion police nabbed him for that fit.
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Exhibit A, your honor. On the night in question my client was on Tatooine.
(https://warmupzone.files.wordpress.com/2020/09/ehernandez3.jpg)
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damn
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My understanding of the situation is that he runs a jewelry cleaning business and loves to show off his work. Evan Hernandez: working class hero and bomb diggity.
"Hernandez must also forfeit his 2010 Mercedes-Benz, about $35K in cash, and a bunch of jewelry including watches, necklaces and rings."
Sorry to see his jewelry business go, another business lost to the pandemic
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Don’t think it was drugs I think the fashion police nabbed him for that fit.
;D Best comment.
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https://lbpost.com/news/evan-hernandez-pro-skater-long-beach-sentenced-crime (https://lbpost.com/news/evan-hernandez-pro-skater-long-beach-sentenced-crime)
$171k through 4 bitcoin transactions :o
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(https://gcdn.pbrd.co/images/fcuiqe8srjmQ.jpg?o=1)
This is why i Slap ;D
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https://lbpost.com/news/evan-hernandez-pro-skater-long-beach-sentenced-crime (https://lbpost.com/news/evan-hernandez-pro-skater-long-beach-sentenced-crime)
$171k through 4 bitcoin transactions :o
"federal agents found 10 vacuum-sealed bags in United States Postal Service and Federal Express envelopes…"
The misuse of USPS Priority Mail packaging is a federal crime. Bad boy.
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I hate the justice system in this country but I'm failing to see how him being sentenced merits 'ahh, poor guy'.
Meth is some serious shit that I don't want anywhere near my community, plus the dude acted a fool - the game is to be sold NOT TOLD.
Anybody see the original baker boards he is selling for 20K, ::).
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Anybody see the original baker boards he is WAS selling for 20K?
Fixed.
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Using Bitcoin to sell drugs in 2022?? People still do that!? Nobody pulled this man aside to tell him about Monero?
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so dumb...should have just sent the $500 of got the $4900 back
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Lol, I honestly was semi-convinced he was just hustling some jewelery cause there's no way he's stupid enough to post the shot he does if he's actually involved in some illegal activities.
8 years is a long time, but don't feel bad for him for being an idiot and also meth is fucked
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So what's Knox Godoy doing then?
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So what's Knox Godoy doing then?
i think the last time i saw him was an interview outside of a strip mall liquor store
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The idea of “club fed” from the era of Italian American’s and their tommy guns etc, is long gone. Thank crack and RICO charges taking out entire neighborhoods at once. Also the most cleantime anyone can get per year is 54 days, as model prisoners. 54 x 8 432 days so at best hes doing 90% of that 8 years damn. Talk to you later buddy
Dude ain’t gonna be living in there.
Free max b
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I'm still curious if he cooperated.
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can’t lie, i grew up watching these guys like kings. i hope they’re out a lot better. really sucks to see that wipeout plan work out so well.
good thing kids nowadays aren’t into hard drugs and all that, as in skaters by the ratio.
</3…
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I'm still curious if he cooperated.
You think he dropped a dime on his suppliers? If that's the case he's smoked
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Anyone think he’ll go full Hosoi and come out of the joint preaching?
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Anyone think he’ll go full Hosoi and come out of the joint preaching?
It’s almost exclusively one of two options, the other is continuing to be a criminal. “Justice” system is fucked.
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Do not understand the taking pics of self with money shit at all. My ex-neighbor (a stacks photo taker) just got killed this past Sunday, by... another stacks photo taker. Saw the photo of the guilty party and just saw dirt stache and stacks of money. Whack too because he also killed the guys dog (not a stacks photo taker).
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When I sold drugs it was very important nobody knew. It was even more important that nobody knew how much money I had laying around. The concept of taking photos and posting your drug dealing accolades is so fucking stupid, it’s hard to believe.
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The self-snitching generation. Narcissism is a hell of a drug.
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Damn, who could have foreseen that bragging about selling drugs and flashing cash and guns on social media could have backfired like this?
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I just looked up Rob Lorifici and turns out he didn’t serve 1 day in prison.
1 year house arrest and 5 years probation.
White privilege anyone?
https://www.instagram.com/thelorifice/?hl=en
In a recent video bucky uploaded he asks everyone on the deck of Tony's ramp what car they drive. apparently Lorfice drives a Tesla.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPd5oLhCcpw
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for me it’s crazy like
I geh hooked up with bess sponsors...Trukfeet, Fedehral Preeson...for me it's crazy like!
An ees all thanks to Instagram.
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keep forgetting that Lorifice existed
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Evan is sentenced to 8 years in prison
https://www.complex.com/life/skateboarder-evan-hernandez-sentenced-selling-meth
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Evan is sentenced to 8 years in prison
https://www.complex.com/life/skateboarder-evan-hernandez-sentenced-selling-meth
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How many Baker boys does this make who are in the penal system in some capacity?
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Evan is sentenced to 8 years in prison
https://www.complex.com/life/skateboarder-evan-hernandez-sentenced-selling-meth
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Ha!
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Evan is sentenced to 8 years in prison
https://www.complex.com/life/skateboarder-evan-hernandez-sentenced-selling-meth
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haha oh shit
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Evan is sentenced to 8 years in prison
https://www.complex.com/life/skateboarder-evan-hernandez-sentenced-selling-meth
Good.
Meth is a scourge.
2 lbs also?! Get fucked Evan.
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Gona say if it was from 2018, um. .what?
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The self-snitching generation. Narcissism is a hell of a drug.
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Hahaha wow. I was just gonna say there’s no way he’d be a drug dealer, he just wants you to think he’s one for that weird criminal clout dudes get horny for. I grew up with heaps of those guys, always middle class, dad buys em a cool car and they try to say little enough that you think they’re dealing drugs or stealing.
But here we are, and I’m man enough to admit im wrong and bare the consequences of my thoughts.
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What was the name of Wenning’s sketchy jeweler friend?
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What was the name of Wenning’s sketchy jeweler friend?
L. Rob Hubbard
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I wanna make a movie where L. Rob Hubbard finds a dianetics book on a bench in nj.
Upon opening the book he sees l ron Hubbards name and begins having flash backs of the late great Scientologists life.
Having bear witnessed the most intimate moments of l ron hubbards life that only Scientologist in the highest echelon know, L Rob moves to LA and fulfills his destiny as L Ron Hubbard incarnate. He uses his newly formed spiritual powers to bring back Jesus and together with Elon musk they launch into space to defeat evil lord xenu once and for all. Steve berra becomes the president of the United Nations. All war comes to an end and there is peace on earth for a thousand years
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is Evan a drug dealer?
DoeS a BeaR SHiT iN The WooDS?!
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Steve berra becomes the president of the United Nations. All war comes to an end and there is peace on earth for a thousand years
Ah, yes… and from the distant future, we will look back fondly upon this halcyon period & refer to it affectionately as the Berra Era.
But then Xenu’s angry son returns to avenge his fathers name, and we all die like @PuffinMuffin’s little brother in a Kelly Hart deli heist gone awry. (Or, gone a-rye?)
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Cariumas will be part of all our Sea-Org uniforms like Heaven's Gate's Nike Decades.
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Can’t wait for the take your daughter to work vlog
https://youtu.be/Jb6oLyVvrRg
surprisingly well adjusted offspring, must be her mother's doing. His parenting was giving her diamond earrings and teaching her to shuv-it in the grass.
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gotta pay to play. Evan REAL stupid.
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Self Snitching at its finest, he has no one to blame but himself for this 8+ year bid. Gonna most likely miss his daughters graduation, marriage, birth of her children, all while falling in love with and banging out a fefe every night...that's if a larder snuggle bandit doesn't fall in love with him first.
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Minors with YouTube give me the creeps...
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Hey @KUberry I thought you knew him personally and he "definitely wasn't a drug dealer" and was actually just a humble dude with 3 houses who was "reinvesting from old companies"?
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Hey @KUberry I thought you knew him personally and he "definitely wasn't a drug dealer" and was actually just a humble dude with 3 houses who was "reinvesting from old companies"?
Jewelry polishing is one helluva drug.
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make sure that you do what you're suppposed to
never let another know who you're close to
cause they'll smoke you
and they'll take you
and eventually this bullshit will break you!
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Hey @KUberry I thought you knew him personally and he "definitely wasn't a drug dealer" and was actually just a humble dude with 3 houses who was "reinvesting from old companies"?
I only clutch the absolute shiniest of pearls bro
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Still waiting for lil' Baby smalls-x to create `The 10 Snitch Commandments`.
Rule Number Uno, let the police know
How much dough you hold cause you know
That way the DEA, and police
gets your man fucked up and yo' ass locked up.
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Avon Barksdale would be appalled
Omar comin’!
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Evan is sentenced to 8 years in prison
https://www.complex.com/life/skateboarder-evan-hernandez-sentenced-selling-meth
Laundering bitcoin is such a stupid concept.
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Evan is sentenced to 8 years in prison
https://www.complex.com/life/skateboarder-evan-hernandez-sentenced-selling-meth
Laundering bitcoin is such a stupid concept.
Why do you say that? He acquired crypto by selling narcotics on the internet. It’s going to be hard to turn that much crypto into cash with out having a legitimate reason as to how you got it.
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Focus.