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General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: Technique on September 16, 2020, 08:37:29 AM
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If yes, how much, in what direction, etc. but most importantly, why?
I beat off too much with my right hand as a child so now it’s permanently curved to the left and up a bit. Doesn’t really affect performance, but is a little bit annoying at least visually.
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It's not curved but it's slightly twisted to the right for the same reason - beating off too much with my right hand when I was young.
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My dick is about 6,2/10.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz5-P9XtF5A
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my hand-eye coordination is flawless therefor my penis is perfect
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(https://i.imgur.com/wVf3XXX.gif)
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Mine spirals inward like a cinnamon roll????
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damn you guys are lucky i've got a sweaty little twisted up pretzel down there
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Being 6’2” I’ve been blessed with an 8.5” from my bush to tip that curves slightly to the left. Ladies haven’t complained yet only when I slip it in the butt.
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I’m really hoping this thread is the genesis of a whole series of “Is Your Penis ______?” threads.
Think of the possibilities... there’s veiny, fluffy, infected, experienced, toothed, a vagina, what-have-you.
A person can dream, can’t they. ;)
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Personally no, but my best friend in junior high let me and my buddies know he had a curved upward penis, so we called him Tommy Kurver after a hockey player. He put a question in the free for all non judgement box in sex ed class asking if that was normal and indeed our teacher said it was.
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I’m really hoping this thread is the genesis of a whole series of “Is Your Penis ______?” threads.
Think of the possibilities... there’s veiny, fluffy, infected, experienced, toothed, a vagina, what-have-you.
A person can dream, can’t they. ;)
Bump when erect
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Mine spirals inward like a cinnamon roll????
I am in the same club, but have a strong preference to refer to mine as being curly like a Pug tail.
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my dick is too small to be curved but it is super wide, doe. looks just like a hockey puck except its not black.#quarterinchkiller
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Being 6’2” I’ve been blessed with an 8.5” from my bush to tip that curves slightly to the left. Ladies haven’t complained yet only when I slip it in the butt.
Pics or did not happen.
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Being 6’2” I’ve been blessed with an 8.5” from my bush to tip that curves slightly to the left. Ladies haven’t complained yet only when I slip it in the butt.
Pics or did not happen.
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Being 6’2” I’ve been blessed with an 8.5” from my bush to tip that curves slightly to the left. Ladies haven’t complained yet only when I slip it in the butt.
Pics or did not happen.
(https://media0.giphy.com/media/xUySTYetpy7iHmgvoQ/giphy.gif)
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#penispositivity
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Bent like Ray J
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No bend here..which is surprising because of the years of abuse it has endured.
It's my dick and my soap, and I will wash it as fast as I want.
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Being 6’2” I’ve been blessed with an 8.5” from my bush to tip that curves slightly to the left. Ladies haven’t complained yet only when I slip it in the butt.
Pics or did not happen.
(http://.https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/741334087759036470/755574579283493005/IMG_20200915_184257957.jpg)Not going to happen chief
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No curves, just really small with one prominent vein.
Also, there was already a thread about hairy shafts before. Someone was rocking the wookee dick.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JP-s1Zpk9kE&feature=share
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No curves, just really small with one prominent vein.
Also, there was already a thread about hairy shafts before. Someone was rocking the wookee dick.
My ex's have called mine the one eyed wookie.... Hairy like a Jew and big like some of their noses.
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No curves, just really small with one prominent vein.
Also, there was already a thread about hairy shafts before. Someone was rocking the wookee dick.
your name says it all. my first and second ex called me the "one-pump-chump" and "quarter inch killer" respectively. since then i have upgraded to masturbating in my parents bathroom whilst crying and being constantly reminded that im 30 years old and unemployed..... i guess you could say that im chaz michael michaels, and that im living the dream. the only problem is that i broke my ankle so i cant skate anymore.
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straight as an arrow, incredible colours
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No curves, just really small with one prominent vein.
Also, there was already a thread about hairy shafts before. Someone was rocking the wookee dick.
your name says it all. my first and second ex called me the "one-pump-chump" and "quarter inch killer" respectively. since then i have upgraded to masturbating in my parents bathroom whilst crying and being constantly reminded that im 30 years old and unemployed..... i guess you could say that im chaz michael michaels, and that im living the dream. the only problem is that i broke my ankle so i cant skate anymore.
Damn feels, bro...
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I’m really hoping this thread is the genesis of a whole series of “Is Your Penis ______?” threads.
Think of the possibilities... there’s veiny, fluffy, infected, experienced, toothed, a vagina, what-have-you.
A person can dream, can’t they. ;)
Bump when erect
Mine's flat when flaccid and a bump when erect.
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Mines not.
Does anyone remember an interview like 2013ish where Caswell Berry talks about curved penises and he said the medical term is "ark-a-dong"? I could never find any info on it and I feel like maybe it was a dream.
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By far, the dumbest photoshop I've ever made.
(http://25.media.tumblr.com/b0e8698cc42e16d20af6a27b03dc6287/tumblr_mj7a975V6F1rv5oqho1_500.jpg)
JLay for team captain
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No, but one time after I had sex with my first wife one time, we were both looking at my spent penis when we noticed my balls. My balls were moving around slowly like a lava as my scrotum were shifting them around for optimal sperm production temperature. We were fascinated for a good minute of this. Might be one of my favorite memories of my first marriage.
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no...
...perfect symmetry.
while i was just typing that, i realized that was very Dennis Reynolds sounding--like this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChiPVgWFy-w
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Yes, to the left. I'd never trust a man with a straight penis and neither should you. Also, there's surgery to make it straight, but it takes a bit of size, I personally kinda need that, so I wouldn't do it anyway.
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A little bit to the left but it straightens out during sex weirdly...
This one kid at my highschool sent a dick pic to this chick and it went all over the school. This dude had a deep left field curve. My brothers friends made a myspace account for it and did a bunch of MS Paint stuff to the photo. They had one that made it look like a “No Left Turns” sign and another that said “To the Left, To the Left!” which I think was the chorus to some pop song.
Highschoolers are fuckin evil man.
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My dick is so curved that it's a vagina
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i'm not fucking euclid, lol.
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Yes, to the left. I'd never trust a man with a straight penis and neither should you.
Curvy penis club.
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Im on this team.
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15-16 I was on a swim team I'm still pretty good with diving and flips but with being tall and well endowed speedos are shit and when I get nervous or have anxiety I still get a chub but when I was a kid it was a rager like either flip it in my waist band or boxers and tuck it. So I'm doing a diving competition and I'm doing a reverse double tuck off the high board I execute it flawlessly but had a wardrobe malfuction kinda like in Bruno with the floppy dong well everyone saw it and it gained me some ladies attention but dudes were calling me donkey dick F----t so it wasn't too bad just hurtful sometimes