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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: ok boomer on September 17, 2020, 10:09:43 AM
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Since all parts have names, I guess you really have to think of something. Would you try to be really unique? Artsy and deep? Dumb humor? Clever?
Mark Suciu II's "X Æ A-12" part drops at noon!
Pierre Croissant's "Noire" part is about to DrOp
Rambunctious Randy's "BuTtChEeK SaLaD" part premieres at midnight!
John Johnny Johnson's "Johnson & Johnson" part pelts your gluteus to the maximus tonight!
(pretty sure I used this last one in some other thread but you get the point)
I think I would name mine "Not Good" - ___ ___'s "Not Good" part
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perpetual subparity
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420-150=270
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Fully Flacid
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Julien Avery *STREET PART* Steezy street mix 2020 "NEW HORIZONS" Brought to You by C1RCA Combat and Bryte Skateboards
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Nevertheless, he PROservered
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eh, I might go with SWAG MASTER
Yet it makes me picture myself in the tallest tee that the tall tee factory ever produced
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Fully Flacid
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlKXj8ErI50
There's a video with this name. Matt Militano, Neil Herrick, John Devine and lots of other people had cool stuff in it.
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The Look Away Part
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BBC Destroyer
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"Was That Switch?"
or, out of honor to one Harold Hunter:
"I Never Did That Trick Before in My Life"
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PhotoSyphilis
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"No-Pop-y Seed Bagel with Cream Steeze in the PNW"
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Spunk Child's "Slim teenie rides thick wood"
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" 'Rat Tails & Bad Decisions' a Video Essay by Jack Handy"
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menikfatty
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ILMSCAMWB
I like my spots crusty
and my women busty
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Mediocre at best.
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Destroying Mathematics: A Bobby Puelo Story
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"It Could Have Been Worse"
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Ugggh this is what I can do
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Hokus-Fokus
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'TransWorld', which I'd expect them to be OK with as they've ran 'Cross Continental' before.
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Jesse James' OUTLAW part
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"fuck it, that counts."
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Cunt Smasher.
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Uncle Rico
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Free pizza and beer
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Sad Orgasm
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Volcom In My Ass
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Fah-Q
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"It's Not Happenin" Based on what I say every time I'm trying a trick.
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"six minutes of hardflips"
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Mr. Stall Tits
I’ve used for a “part” already before tho and my titties ain’t as big as they were back then.
Or
Johnes : lost weight then lost flip tricks
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Skin side down
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"I'm so sorry"
"LSD (Lazy Skate Dude)"
or
All Baker Makers
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furinal
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Visual Disappointments
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Wallrides no complys and shuvits
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The Blurst of Times
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Welcome To Hell But Like For Real This Time
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Chimney Sabotage
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Email the spot
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Kneebrace Kronichles
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Filthy McNasty
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"Was That Switch?"
or, out of honor to one Harold Hunter:
"I Never Did That Trick Before in My Life"
winner
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Filthy McNasty
It better be edited to this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JH0mCYgkwvw
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Hit the vert button.
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Garden Skater “Northeast Parking Lot” Part
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“2 guys 1 cup”
It’s mostly just me eating serious shit
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Dude Where’s My Gnar?
(Instead of “Dude Where’s My Car?” ;D ;D)
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Not another thrasher video
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Virgin
Fatman
Skate Body Dysmorphia
Noseslides Only
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“Beef Stew” gangsta talk for a nothing now riiiiiiight!? A rusty nail, a recluse, a has been, liable for grand larceny and misappropriation of funds rioooooooght? Headed for the “joint” gangsta talk for prison righhhht? The main unit at Rikers
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Pro Ass Fuck!!
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St. RIde’s
Wheel Reserve
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This Is (truly terrible) Skateboarding
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The endless and painful suffering of a lonely soul
Mega Skate
Fuck or die
Cheese wizzard
Oops. Did I do that?
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Dicque: Memoirs of a mallgrabber
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Part with the same 3 tricks done at different spots part.
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Better in the Shop than on the Board
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Glance don’t stare.
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Vol. 4 Loko: Short Dick, No Flick
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It better be edited to this
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JH0mCYgkwvw
Thats fucking sick.
But I actually had this in mind
https://youtu.be/X3s6Vua5c6U
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"STILL NOTHING"
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I always dreamed about to making a edite called ¨Cubs & Curvys¨, curbs, curvy girls in bikinis, slappy on curbs and slapping girls asses.
But my actual part could be names: ¨Just another noseslide¨ - ¨can´t skate switch¨ ,¨hoochie mama¨ or any seinfeld reference.
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Park Skating on VX (Full Video)
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“Mediocre at his best“
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My Pants Are None of Your Concern: The Gilbert Crockett Story
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Just Watch a Porn Instead
You're Never Getting These 2 Minutes Back
Welcome to Hilarity
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Body Slams
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Fully Naired
...And then film a Puigesque shirtless-shorts part to show it off.
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poopoo PARTy
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penis. hahahahaha
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"Fat Pig Does Front Shuv **GONE SEXUAL?!**MUST WATCH!!**"
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'will they like it on SLAP?'
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Destroy Everything Later
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too much - a study in overbearing combos, distasteful trick selection, and things that should generally never be done
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Danny Way's MegaRamp Part.
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Orthopedics OnCall: A Ballad of Bad Knees and High Medical Fees(featuring Dwayne the Rock Johnson and Kevin Hart)
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no thanks
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All my tricks are cringeworthy
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All nips; no hips
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“Steamed Hams”
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The Look Away Part
Might I suggest Look Away Days?
I'm gonna go with Smart & Final
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sk8er cat
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There's a bit of a trend at the moment of naming parts after girls' names so I'll probably go with "Gretchen".
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"old fat lazy loser thinks he can put out a part"
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Not sure if I ever saw Fully Flacid before, but if I have, it stuck me as a great name.
2nds. Adventures In Mud.
Filmed in black and white, all back yard mini part, with a soundtrack like adventures in cheese 234, n shalom 234, and slam 234... And sketch 234...
Either that or simply Powell Magic. You can imagine the clips with full fit n shoe changes. Start of slappy is spring time, curb dance stuck into full fall colors.
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Felt cute, might delete later
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« Still Trying After All These Years »
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Bring it, Don’t Darius King It
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“Steamed Hams”
Man vs Concrete: The Road to Victory
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlKXj8ErI50
There's a video with this name. Matt Militano, Neil Herrick, John Devine and lots of other people had cool stuff in it.
So sick. Neil is that boul. I got that dvd somewhere.
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Big pants, small heels
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please wait for Slap to embed the yt link
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(https://i.imgur.com/0MIvmzZ.jpg)
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(https://i.imgur.com/0MIvmzZ.jpg)
(https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/b/b6/Tumblr_mag9y4Enjj1qh6r18o1_500.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20121215220512)
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Really, REALLY Sorry
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"Fat Guy Falling Funny Fail Compilation"
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Slap focus part I know I suck........
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Overweight and Underprepared
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The GOAT with Coke Bloat: Dabbler in the Devil's Dandruff
...the music will be the Rolling Stones- You Can Make It If You Try
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""""
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Ultimately Underwhelming
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shuvit out
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Cockmeat sangwich
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I'm Fat, I'm Ugly, and my Kickflips Roll
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ha.
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4 Girls finger paint in a bathtub watch at a your own discretion....
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Vomit in terror. Or like sneezing kittens, you kno to bring in the views.
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bag of sack
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who?
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who?
Damn, biting Arcade. SAD is finna come hunting for you. Or you know what, he probably won't.
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Full Frontal: it would be just front shuvs......
Boardies in your 40's: all boardslide over 40 vid
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Rocket Philip and the Wormburners