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Title: WTF Happened?
Post by: MS1605 on September 28, 2020, 06:32:26 AM
So I just wrapped up a 15 year hiatus from skating and it's basically like I never started.

Decks got hella fat.
Shoes got hella skinny.
Pants have shrunk so much and can't fit my nuts and wallet in at the same time.
Tensor apparently no longer puts the plastic sliders on their baseplates.
All the dunks I have are now selling for hundreds of dollars.
And I have been held at gunpoint for my supreme hat.

Man Have I missed a lot....
Title: Re: WTF Happened?
Post by: sketchyrider on September 29, 2020, 07:41:55 AM
you answered your own question, old man!

i think we are also on to slim straight jeans now, due to rising nut sizes.
Title: Re: WTF Happened?
Post by: radcunt on September 29, 2020, 07:59:41 AM
Congrats on getting out of jail
Title: Re: WTF Happened?
Post by: HeavyLiquid on September 29, 2020, 11:28:24 AM
cant wait for boot cut to be in
Title: Re: WTF Happened?
Post by: nevrwasben on September 30, 2020, 03:41:45 PM
Quote from: HeavyLiquid on September 29, 2020, 11:28:24 AM
cant wait for boot cut to be in
With a bowl cut, a la Shimizu Foundation era
Title: Re: WTF Happened?
Post by: Abyss1 on September 30, 2020, 04:01:32 PM
your mind will be blown once you find out Nyjah cut his dreads
Title: Re: WTF Happened?
Post by: Sluggloaph on September 30, 2020, 05:28:35 PM
Quote from: radcunt on September 29, 2020, 07:59:41 AM
Congrats on getting out of jail
Title: Re: WTF Happened?
Post by: MS1605 on September 30, 2020, 06:08:36 PM
Quote from: Abyss1 on September 30, 2020, 04:01:32 PM
your mind will be blown once you find out Nyjah cut his dreads

Bro straight up I found out last week. I was showing my 12 year old son old pictures of Nyjah as a little kid and when I was pulling up pictures I'm like "who the hell this guy?"

Title: Re: WTF Happened?
Post by: Thomas on October 01, 2020, 01:48:59 AM
I have to disagree with the pants part.
Everyone wears baggys these days.
Title: Re: WTF Happened?
Post by: rocklobster on October 01, 2020, 02:20:24 AM
Quote from: Thomas on October 01, 2020, 01:48:59 AM
I have to disagree with the pants part.
Everyone wears baggys these days.

Speak for yourself, I skate in Piss Drunx spray on pants.
Title: Re: WTF Happened?
Post by: moonordie on October 04, 2020, 02:51:16 PM
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Title: Re: WTF Happened?
Post by: Sluggloaph on October 05, 2020, 09:28:30 AM
Seriously tho. Ishod wair. Grant taylor. Shane o neil. Wes kremmer.
Title: Re: WTF Happened?
Post by: mynameisnotjeff on October 05, 2020, 09:37:41 AM
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Title: Re: WTF Happened?
Post by: authentic_creed_bratton on October 05, 2020, 05:47:38 PM
do you have any grind king rims you want to get rid of
Title: Re: WTF Happened?
Post by: shitsandwich on October 05, 2020, 07:28:59 PM
Even if I didn't skate for 15 years, I don't think I would be able to get so far removed from skateboarding that I wouldn't notice most of these things on this list.
Title: Re: WTF Happened?
Post by: Sightunseen on October 09, 2020, 03:13:21 PM
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Title: Re: WTF Happened?
Post by: pica on October 13, 2020, 12:51:41 PM
Dude 15 Years ago was 2005.
this is skateboarding was out since 2 years and baker 3 was dropping.

Everyone was wearing krew cords and k slims shit was tight af.




Title: Re: WTF Happened?
Post by: Bill Salt on March 15, 2023, 10:09:54 AM
Quote from: pica on October 13, 2020, 12:51:41 PM
Dude 15 Years ago was 2005.
this is skateboarding was out since 2 years and baker 3 was dropping.

Everyone was wearing krew cords and k slims shit was tight af.
haha that is right
Title: Re: WTF Happened?
Post by: skatebruh on March 16, 2023, 06:01:39 AM
Get a Baker board and some Indys and pretend nothing has changed since Baker 3 dropped.
Title: Re: WTF Happened?
Post by: switchfakie on April 05, 2023, 04:22:17 PM
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