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Title: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: Punished Skateboards on October 16, 2020, 07:50:23 AM
Get this shit out of skateboarding. Find me one other skateboarding company that had a Columbus Day sale in 2020.

(https://i.imgur.com/4CLHlhL.png)

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Is Christopher Columbus some kind of Scientologist icon? Like why the hell is Aaron Kyro dressing up as the guy?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcLitaOOTFs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcLitaOOTFs)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6id-lAxgUg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6id-lAxgUg)
Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: CannerSpaghetti on October 16, 2020, 08:11:47 AM
Coo
Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: squippy on October 16, 2020, 08:16:59 AM
This was an extremely soft post.
Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: Punished Skateboards on October 16, 2020, 08:36:21 AM
This was an extremely soft post.
Amazing that you would care more about Neckface blocking Trixie Trujillo on Instagram than the most popular skateboarding company in the world proudly celebrating and profiting off of a racist holiday. Thank you for being part of the skateboarding community.

Justice for Tammy Sinclair.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CGTGffvhp0z/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/CGTGffvhp0z/)
Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: TwisT on October 16, 2020, 08:50:45 AM
Move this to the sale gear thread
Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: michael scarn on October 16, 2020, 09:14:47 AM
Man Aaron Kyro is actually the worst dude. He acts like he's permanently stuck at age 13
Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: EdLawndale on October 16, 2020, 09:58:43 AM
Next time, I'd suggest posting something like this in your other pre-existing Braille thread. Just let that be your Braille kook thread.
Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: Halwilkerson on October 16, 2020, 10:04:07 AM
We gotta devise a plan to take em down boys
Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: Utopos on October 16, 2020, 10:23:45 AM
Braille is absolute shit but if I could kook you more than once I would.
Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: trashparty on October 16, 2020, 10:47:28 AM
that video of aaron in the pirate outfit narrating his skating made me cringe so fucking hard.

has this dude ever been laid in his life???

this is a legitimate question. i seriously do not think aaron has ever done so much as look at a vagina or pair of tits IRL. does he even know what a vagina is? Real talk, we could possibly end aarons kookery by getting him laid. i just feel bad for the woman who will have to do the deed.

also, leaf erickson discovered america. fuck columbus day. complete bullshit holiday
Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: 50mm on October 16, 2020, 10:49:53 AM
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This was an extremely soft post.
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Amazing that you would care more about Neckface blocking Trixie Trujillo on Instagram than the most popular skateboarding company in the world proudly celebrating and profiting off of a racist holiday. Thank you for being part of the skateboarding community.

Justice for Tammy Sinclair.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CGTGffvhp0z/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/CGTGffvhp0z/)
When is Punished Skateboards dropping some decks? Maybe I’ll stop buying revive and Braille stuff if punished would only send me a box.
Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: ok boomer on October 16, 2020, 10:55:08 AM
Move this to the sale gear thread

Made me laugh
Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: JANUS on October 16, 2020, 11:01:38 AM
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This was an extremely soft post.
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Amazing that you would care more about Neckface blocking Trixie Trujillo on Instagram than the most popular skateboarding company in the world proudly celebrating and profiting off of a racist holiday. Thank you for being part of the skateboarding community.

Justice for Tammy Sinclair.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CGTGffvhp0z/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/CGTGffvhp0z/)
(https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/kingofthehill/images/2/29/261128_119891138098730_5082893_n.jpg)
Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: rocklobster on October 16, 2020, 11:02:24 AM
Move this to the sale gear thread

Don't you dare taint my favorite thread with this filth
Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: SHARPSHOOTER on October 16, 2020, 01:08:55 PM
Everyone claims to love Indigenous people but then get hella uncomfortable when one is piss drunk yelling shit on the bus.
Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: trashparty on October 16, 2020, 01:48:00 PM
Everyone claims to love Indigenous people but then get hella uncomfortable when one is piss drunk yelling shit on the bus.

i think the fact the person is indigenous isnt what makes people uncomfortable. rather that they are piss drunk, yelling shit on a bus.
Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: fredgallSOTY on October 16, 2020, 01:50:01 PM
Everyone claims to love Indigenous people but then get hella uncomfortable when one is piss drunk yelling shit on the bus.
sounds like a personal problem dawg
Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: Chatbot on October 16, 2020, 02:14:37 PM
He should've hired Richie Jackson to do the Columbus Day pirate video. Would've felt more authentic
Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: SneakySecrets on October 16, 2020, 02:49:56 PM
Ok so actually “indigenous” doesn’t mean that they are from indonesia.  Turns out it means they are from india.  And it looks like Christopher Columbus wasn’t even born on Columbus Day. 

But here’s the even weirder part: Columbia is some country in South America, but it’s district is in the usa.  But usa is in NORTH america but there is such a thing as southern usa IN north america and a Columbus in Ohio and Columns for the sega genesis.
Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: GardenSkater77 on October 16, 2020, 03:02:42 PM
Ok so it turns out “indigenous” doesn’t mean that they are from indonesia.  Turns out it means they are from india.  And it looks like Christopher Columbus wasn’t even born on Columbus Day. 

But here’s the even weirder part: Columbia is some country in South America, but it’s district is in the usa.  But usa is in NORTH america but there is such a thing as southern usa IN north america and a Columbus in Ohio and Columns for the sega genesis.

That was to letters what Bobby is to numbers
Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: Atiba Applebum on October 16, 2020, 03:34:09 PM
Everyone claims to love Indigenous people but then get hella uncomfortable when one is piss drunk yelling shit on the bus.


Hitman shooting on Tanaka?
Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: Youoverthere on October 16, 2020, 03:46:59 PM
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This was an extremely soft post.
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Amazing that you would care more about Neckface blocking Trixie Trujillo on Instagram than the most popular skateboarding company in the world proudly celebrating and profiting off of a racist holiday. Thank you for being part of the skateboarding community.

Justice for Tammy Sinclair.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CGTGffvhp0z/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/CGTGffvhp0z/)
Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: TheFandangler on October 16, 2020, 04:17:24 PM
that video of aaron in the pirate outfit narrating his skating made me cringe so fucking hard.

has this dude ever been laid in his life???

this is a legitimate question. i seriously do not think aaron has ever done so much as look at a vagina or pair of tits IRL. does he even know what a vagina is? Real talk, we could possibly end aarons kookery by getting him laid. i just feel bad for the woman who will have to do the deed.

also, leaf erickson discovered america. fuck columbus day. complete bullshit holiday

No one "discovered" America you fucking dolt. There have been people here for thousands of years.

Also, that's awesome that you think having heterosexual sex is the only way to avoid being a kook. smh. I feel like you might be one of those guys in the skate community that chick on insta is so mad at.

But I agree with you on one thing...fuck Columbus Day.
Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: celery man on October 16, 2020, 04:32:30 PM
Man Aaron Kyro is actually the worst dude. He acts like he's permanently stuck at age 13

He has talked about how Scientology has made him more 'free' and act without a filter. Tom Cruise is the same way if you see him jump on Oprahs couch about how excited he was for dating a cute girl.

We should feel more bad for him, he isn't cringe, he is brainwashed by a cult.
Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: layzieyez on October 16, 2020, 05:43:58 PM
It's hard to sympathize for someone trying to victimize kids into joining the cult.
Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: trashparty on October 16, 2020, 10:28:31 PM
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that video of aaron in the pirate outfit narrating his skating made me cringe so fucking hard.

has this dude ever been laid in his life???

this is a legitimate question. i seriously do not think aaron has ever done so much as look at a vagina or pair of tits IRL. does he even know what a vagina is? Real talk, we could possibly end aarons kookery by getting him laid. i just feel bad for the woman who will have to do the deed.

also, leaf erickson discovered america. fuck columbus day. complete bullshit holiday
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No one "discovered" America you fucking dolt. There have been people here for thousands of years.

Also, that's awesome that you think having heterosexual sex is the only way to avoid being a kook. smh. I feel like you might be one of those guys in the skate community that chick on insta is so mad at.

But I agree with you on one thing...fuck Columbus Day.

*leaf erickson was the first non indigenous person to set foot on the content of America* my bad. discovered just seemed like a simpler way to put it

but dude, seriously. there is no way aaron kyro has ever had any sort of sexual experience *heterosexual or not* in his life. i think it could seriously do him some good. you've got to at least agree with me on that

lets get this man some poon tang!! *or cock* (whichever he prefers)

also, you dont seem like a very fun person to be around. sorry not sorry :)



Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: Atiba Applebum on October 16, 2020, 11:35:52 PM
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that video of aaron in the pirate outfit narrating his skating made me cringe so fucking hard.

has this dude ever been laid in his life???

this is a legitimate question. i seriously do not think aaron has ever done so much as look at a vagina or pair of tits IRL. does he even know what a vagina is? Real talk, we could possibly end aarons kookery by getting him laid. i just feel bad for the woman who will have to do the deed.

also, leaf erickson discovered america. fuck columbus day. complete bullshit holiday
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No one "discovered" America you fucking dolt. There have been people here for thousands of years.

Also, that's awesome that you think having heterosexual sex is the only way to avoid being a kook. smh. I feel like you might be one of those guys in the skate community that chick on insta is so mad at.

But I agree with you on one thing...fuck Columbus Day.
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*leaf erickson was the first non indigenous person to set foot on the content of America* my bad. discovered just seemed like a simpler way to put it

but dude, seriously. there is no way aaron kyro has ever had any sort of sexual experience *heterosexual or not* in his life. i think it could seriously do him some good. you've got to at least agree with me on that

lets get this man some poon tang!! *or cock* (whichever he prefers)

also, you dont seem like a very fun person to be around. sorry not sorry :)

Leif.  For god sakes, his name was Leif not Leaf
Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: MexicanSpaniard on October 16, 2020, 11:37:35 PM
make me a sammich you can't skate
Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: layzieyez on October 16, 2020, 11:37:58 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iug-H3LQqS4
Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: matty_c on October 17, 2020, 12:04:15 AM
Fuck chris columbus and all those northern italian fatcat motherfuckers
Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: Frank on October 17, 2020, 12:46:13 AM
i never got the hype around columbo, shit played out the same every time. braille house must be crazy to have festivities aruond it. 
Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: JANUS on October 17, 2020, 07:16:28 AM
i never got the hype around columbo, shit played out the same every time. braille house must be crazy to have festivities aruond it.

Bro, it’s that he pretended to be stupid, which would disarm the suspect, ultimately making them snitch themselves out. He would act like he was about to fuck off, then a quick “just one more thing,” and BOOM, the jig was up. Columbo, man. A real G.
Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: Frank on October 17, 2020, 09:03:54 AM
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i never got the hype around columbo, shit played out the same every time. braille house must be crazy to have festivities aruond it.
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Bro, it’s that he pretended to be stupid, which would disarm the suspect, ultimately making them snitch themselves out. He would act like he was about to fuck off, then a quick “just one more thing,” and BOOM, the jig was up. Columbo, man. A real G.
i always preferred monk, that show was wholesome as fuck.
Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: Lou Strux on October 17, 2020, 09:08:55 AM
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i never got the hype around columbo, shit played out the same every time. braille house must be crazy to have festivities aruond it.
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Bro, it’s that he pretended to be stupid, which would disarm the suspect, ultimately making them snitch themselves out. He would act like he was about to fuck off, then a quick “just one more thing,” and BOOM, the jig was up. Columbo, man. A real G.
+1 THIS^^^
I loves me some Colombo.
Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: trashparty on October 17, 2020, 11:19:14 AM
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that video of aaron in the pirate outfit narrating his skating made me cringe so fucking hard.

has this dude ever been laid in his life???

this is a legitimate question. i seriously do not think aaron has ever done so much as look at a vagina or pair of tits IRL. does he even know what a vagina is? Real talk, we could possibly end aarons kookery by getting him laid. i just feel bad for the woman who will have to do the deed.

also, leaf erickson discovered america. fuck columbus day. complete bullshit holiday
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No one "discovered" America you fucking dolt. There have been people here for thousands of years.

Also, that's awesome that you think having heterosexual sex is the only way to avoid being a kook. smh. I feel like you might be one of those guys in the skate community that chick on insta is so mad at.

But I agree with you on one thing...fuck Columbus Day.
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*leaf erickson was the first non indigenous person to set foot on the content of America* my bad. discovered just seemed like a simpler way to put it

but dude, seriously. there is no way aaron kyro has ever had any sort of sexual experience *heterosexual or not* in his life. i think it could seriously do him some good. you've got to at least agree with me on that

lets get this man some poon tang!! *or cock* (whichever he prefers)

also, you dont seem like a very fun person to be around. sorry not sorry :)
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Leif.  For god sakes, his name was Leif not Leaf

lmao my bad

hingah dingah durgin
Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: LonleySk8er15 on October 17, 2020, 01:21:03 PM
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that video of aaron in the pirate outfit narrating his skating made me cringe so fucking hard.

has this dude ever been laid in his life???

this is a legitimate question. i seriously do not think aaron has ever done so much as look at a vagina or pair of tits IRL. does he even know what a vagina is? Real talk, we could possibly end aarons kookery by getting him laid. i just feel bad for the woman who will have to do the deed.

also, leaf erickson discovered america. fuck columbus day. complete bullshit holiday
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No one "discovered" America you fucking dolt. There have been people here for thousands of years.

Also, that's awesome that you think having heterosexual sex is the only way to avoid being a kook. smh. I feel like you might be one of those guys in the skate community that chick on insta is so mad at.

But I agree with you on one thing...fuck Columbus Day.
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*leaf erickson was the first non indigenous person to set foot on the content of America* my bad. discovered just seemed like a simpler way to put it

but dude, seriously. there is no way aaron kyro has ever had any sort of sexual experience *heterosexual or not* in his life. i think it could seriously do him some good. you've got to at least agree with me on that

lets get this man some poon tang!! *or cock* (whichever he prefers)

also, you dont seem like a very fun person to be around. sorry not sorry :)
Nobody agrees with you on that because we all already know that Kyro is paradoxically married to a decent looking woman.
Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: trashparty on October 17, 2020, 01:23:18 PM
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that video of aaron in the pirate outfit narrating his skating made me cringe so fucking hard.

has this dude ever been laid in his life???

this is a legitimate question. i seriously do not think aaron has ever done so much as look at a vagina or pair of tits IRL. does he even know what a vagina is? Real talk, we could possibly end aarons kookery by getting him laid. i just feel bad for the woman who will have to do the deed.

also, leaf erickson discovered america. fuck columbus day. complete bullshit holiday
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No one "discovered" America you fucking dolt. There have been people here for thousands of years.

Also, that's awesome that you think having heterosexual sex is the only way to avoid being a kook. smh. I feel like you might be one of those guys in the skate community that chick on insta is so mad at.

But I agree with you on one thing...fuck Columbus Day.
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*leaf erickson was the first non indigenous person to set foot on the content of America* my bad. discovered just seemed like a simpler way to put it

but dude, seriously. there is no way aaron kyro has ever had any sort of sexual experience *heterosexual or not* in his life. i think it could seriously do him some good. you've got to at least agree with me on that

lets get this man some poon tang!! *or cock* (whichever he prefers)

also, you dont seem like a very fun person to be around. sorry not sorry :)
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Nobody agrees with you on that because we all already know that Kyro is paradoxically married to a decent looking woman.

aw shit really?

they must not have banged yet. weird

Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: Punished Skateboards on October 17, 2020, 01:45:23 PM
^Yeah dude. This is Aaron’s wife, Danielle “Dani” Kyro. Pictured with Braille’s photographer, Troy Young.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bgr3-QOBCEI/?igshid=wklol8eg16w
She’s attained the glorious state of clear!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BPOPGeYgAi-/?igshid=10ndex7kzd3wg
Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: Classy Durag on October 17, 2020, 05:19:46 PM
Fuck chris columbus and all those northern italian fatcat motherfuckers

Fuck outta here Furio
Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: Allen. on October 17, 2020, 05:28:48 PM
hingah dingah durgin

So bummed you got to it first.
Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: fakie butt drop on October 17, 2020, 05:31:19 PM
ye krisfer clumbus was a dick fo sho
Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: SatanicPanic on October 17, 2020, 08:46:12 PM
I will punish them by continuing to not buy their stuff or watch their kooky videos
Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: Tyroneshoelaces on October 17, 2020, 09:24:35 PM
this is a heavy contender for worst thread of 2020
Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: Punished Skateboards on October 18, 2020, 05:24:57 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/CGSODzWliql/?igshid=tk4lp10v9blf
Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: nocomply900 on October 18, 2020, 06:10:29 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/CGSODzWliql/?igshid=tk4lp10v9blf

Thank you - I was wondering why there was the sudden hate for Columbus Day. It all makes sense now.

But seriously... this guy needs help.
Title: Re: Tone-deaf Braille Skateboarding is still fucking with Columbus Day sales in 2020
Post by: Spacetravelisboring on October 24, 2020, 03:49:36 AM
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that video of aaron in the pirate outfit narrating his skating made me cringe so fucking hard.

has this dude ever been laid in his life???

this is a legitimate question. i seriously do not think aaron has ever done so much as look at a vagina or pair of tits IRL. does he even know what a vagina is? Real talk, we could possibly end aarons kookery by getting him laid. i just feel bad for the woman who will have to do the deed.

also, leaf erickson discovered america. fuck columbus day. complete bullshit holiday
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No one "discovered" America you fucking dolt. There have been people here for thousands of years.

Also, that's awesome that you think having heterosexual sex is the only way to avoid being a kook. smh. I feel like you might be one of those guys in the skate community that chick on insta is so mad at.

But I agree with you on one thing...fuck Columbus Day.

Could've just said sex in general.