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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: Punished Skateboards on October 16, 2020, 07:50:23 AM
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Get this shit out of skateboarding. Find me one other skateboarding company that had a Columbus Day sale in 2020.
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Is Christopher Columbus some kind of Scientologist icon? Like why the hell is Aaron Kyro dressing up as the guy?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcLitaOOTFs (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcLitaOOTFs)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6id-lAxgUg (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V6id-lAxgUg)
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Coo
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This was an extremely soft post.
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This was an extremely soft post.
Amazing that you would care more about Neckface blocking Trixie Trujillo on Instagram than the most popular skateboarding company in the world proudly celebrating and profiting off of a racist holiday. Thank you for being part of the skateboarding community.
Justice for Tammy Sinclair.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CGTGffvhp0z/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/CGTGffvhp0z/)
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Move this to the sale gear thread
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Man Aaron Kyro is actually the worst dude. He acts like he's permanently stuck at age 13
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Next time, I'd suggest posting something like this in your other pre-existing Braille thread. Just let that be your Braille kook thread.
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We gotta devise a plan to take em down boys
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Braille is absolute shit but if I could kook you more than once I would.
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that video of aaron in the pirate outfit narrating his skating made me cringe so fucking hard.
has this dude ever been laid in his life???
this is a legitimate question. i seriously do not think aaron has ever done so much as look at a vagina or pair of tits IRL. does he even know what a vagina is? Real talk, we could possibly end aarons kookery by getting him laid. i just feel bad for the woman who will have to do the deed.
also, leaf erickson discovered america. fuck columbus day. complete bullshit holiday
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This was an extremely soft post.
Amazing that you would care more about Neckface blocking Trixie Trujillo on Instagram than the most popular skateboarding company in the world proudly celebrating and profiting off of a racist holiday. Thank you for being part of the skateboarding community.
Justice for Tammy Sinclair.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CGTGffvhp0z/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/CGTGffvhp0z/)
When is Punished Skateboards dropping some decks? Maybe I’ll stop buying revive and Braille stuff if punished would only send me a box.
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Move this to the sale gear thread
Made me laugh
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This was an extremely soft post.
Amazing that you would care more about Neckface blocking Trixie Trujillo on Instagram than the most popular skateboarding company in the world proudly celebrating and profiting off of a racist holiday. Thank you for being part of the skateboarding community.
Justice for Tammy Sinclair.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CGTGffvhp0z/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/CGTGffvhp0z/)
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Move this to the sale gear thread
Don't you dare taint my favorite thread with this filth
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Everyone claims to love Indigenous people but then get hella uncomfortable when one is piss drunk yelling shit on the bus.
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Everyone claims to love Indigenous people but then get hella uncomfortable when one is piss drunk yelling shit on the bus.
i think the fact the person is indigenous isnt what makes people uncomfortable. rather that they are piss drunk, yelling shit on a bus.
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Everyone claims to love Indigenous people but then get hella uncomfortable when one is piss drunk yelling shit on the bus.
sounds like a personal problem dawg
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He should've hired Richie Jackson to do the Columbus Day pirate video. Would've felt more authentic
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Ok so actually “indigenous” doesn’t mean that they are from indonesia. Turns out it means they are from india. And it looks like Christopher Columbus wasn’t even born on Columbus Day.
But here’s the even weirder part: Columbia is some country in South America, but it’s district is in the usa. But usa is in NORTH america but there is such a thing as southern usa IN north america and a Columbus in Ohio and Columns for the sega genesis.
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Ok so it turns out “indigenous” doesn’t mean that they are from indonesia. Turns out it means they are from india. And it looks like Christopher Columbus wasn’t even born on Columbus Day.
But here’s the even weirder part: Columbia is some country in South America, but it’s district is in the usa. But usa is in NORTH america but there is such a thing as southern usa IN north america and a Columbus in Ohio and Columns for the sega genesis.
That was to letters what Bobby is to numbers
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Everyone claims to love Indigenous people but then get hella uncomfortable when one is piss drunk yelling shit on the bus.
Hitman shooting on Tanaka?
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This was an extremely soft post.
Amazing that you would care more about Neckface blocking Trixie Trujillo on Instagram than the most popular skateboarding company in the world proudly celebrating and profiting off of a racist holiday. Thank you for being part of the skateboarding community.
Justice for Tammy Sinclair.
https://www.instagram.com/p/CGTGffvhp0z/ (https://www.instagram.com/p/CGTGffvhp0z/)
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that video of aaron in the pirate outfit narrating his skating made me cringe so fucking hard.
has this dude ever been laid in his life???
this is a legitimate question. i seriously do not think aaron has ever done so much as look at a vagina or pair of tits IRL. does he even know what a vagina is? Real talk, we could possibly end aarons kookery by getting him laid. i just feel bad for the woman who will have to do the deed.
also, leaf erickson discovered america. fuck columbus day. complete bullshit holiday
No one "discovered" America you fucking dolt. There have been people here for thousands of years.
Also, that's awesome that you think having heterosexual sex is the only way to avoid being a kook. smh. I feel like you might be one of those guys in the skate community that chick on insta is so mad at.
But I agree with you on one thing...fuck Columbus Day.
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Man Aaron Kyro is actually the worst dude. He acts like he's permanently stuck at age 13
He has talked about how Scientology has made him more 'free' and act without a filter. Tom Cruise is the same way if you see him jump on Oprahs couch about how excited he was for dating a cute girl.
We should feel more bad for him, he isn't cringe, he is brainwashed by a cult.
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It's hard to sympathize for someone trying to victimize kids into joining the cult.
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that video of aaron in the pirate outfit narrating his skating made me cringe so fucking hard.
has this dude ever been laid in his life???
this is a legitimate question. i seriously do not think aaron has ever done so much as look at a vagina or pair of tits IRL. does he even know what a vagina is? Real talk, we could possibly end aarons kookery by getting him laid. i just feel bad for the woman who will have to do the deed.
also, leaf erickson discovered america. fuck columbus day. complete bullshit holiday
No one "discovered" America you fucking dolt. There have been people here for thousands of years.
Also, that's awesome that you think having heterosexual sex is the only way to avoid being a kook. smh. I feel like you might be one of those guys in the skate community that chick on insta is so mad at.
But I agree with you on one thing...fuck Columbus Day.
*leaf erickson was the first non indigenous person to set foot on the content of America* my bad. discovered just seemed like a simpler way to put it
but dude, seriously. there is no way aaron kyro has ever had any sort of sexual experience *heterosexual or not* in his life. i think it could seriously do him some good. you've got to at least agree with me on that
lets get this man some poon tang!! *or cock* (whichever he prefers)
also, you dont seem like a very fun person to be around. sorry not sorry :)
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that video of aaron in the pirate outfit narrating his skating made me cringe so fucking hard.
has this dude ever been laid in his life???
this is a legitimate question. i seriously do not think aaron has ever done so much as look at a vagina or pair of tits IRL. does he even know what a vagina is? Real talk, we could possibly end aarons kookery by getting him laid. i just feel bad for the woman who will have to do the deed.
also, leaf erickson discovered america. fuck columbus day. complete bullshit holiday
No one "discovered" America you fucking dolt. There have been people here for thousands of years.
Also, that's awesome that you think having heterosexual sex is the only way to avoid being a kook. smh. I feel like you might be one of those guys in the skate community that chick on insta is so mad at.
But I agree with you on one thing...fuck Columbus Day.
*leaf erickson was the first non indigenous person to set foot on the content of America* my bad. discovered just seemed like a simpler way to put it
but dude, seriously. there is no way aaron kyro has ever had any sort of sexual experience *heterosexual or not* in his life. i think it could seriously do him some good. you've got to at least agree with me on that
lets get this man some poon tang!! *or cock* (whichever he prefers)
also, you dont seem like a very fun person to be around. sorry not sorry :)
Leif. For god sakes, his name was Leif not Leaf
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make me a sammich you can't skate
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iug-H3LQqS4
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Fuck chris columbus and all those northern italian fatcat motherfuckers
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i never got the hype around columbo, shit played out the same every time. braille house must be crazy to have festivities aruond it.
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i never got the hype around columbo, shit played out the same every time. braille house must be crazy to have festivities aruond it.
Bro, it’s that he pretended to be stupid, which would disarm the suspect, ultimately making them snitch themselves out. He would act like he was about to fuck off, then a quick “just one more thing,” and BOOM, the jig was up. Columbo, man. A real G.
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i never got the hype around columbo, shit played out the same every time. braille house must be crazy to have festivities aruond it.
Bro, it’s that he pretended to be stupid, which would disarm the suspect, ultimately making them snitch themselves out. He would act like he was about to fuck off, then a quick “just one more thing,” and BOOM, the jig was up. Columbo, man. A real G.
i always preferred monk, that show was wholesome as fuck.
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i never got the hype around columbo, shit played out the same every time. braille house must be crazy to have festivities aruond it.
Bro, it’s that he pretended to be stupid, which would disarm the suspect, ultimately making them snitch themselves out. He would act like he was about to fuck off, then a quick “just one more thing,” and BOOM, the jig was up. Columbo, man. A real G.
+1 THIS^^^
I loves me some Colombo.
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that video of aaron in the pirate outfit narrating his skating made me cringe so fucking hard.
has this dude ever been laid in his life???
this is a legitimate question. i seriously do not think aaron has ever done so much as look at a vagina or pair of tits IRL. does he even know what a vagina is? Real talk, we could possibly end aarons kookery by getting him laid. i just feel bad for the woman who will have to do the deed.
also, leaf erickson discovered america. fuck columbus day. complete bullshit holiday
No one "discovered" America you fucking dolt. There have been people here for thousands of years.
Also, that's awesome that you think having heterosexual sex is the only way to avoid being a kook. smh. I feel like you might be one of those guys in the skate community that chick on insta is so mad at.
But I agree with you on one thing...fuck Columbus Day.
*leaf erickson was the first non indigenous person to set foot on the content of America* my bad. discovered just seemed like a simpler way to put it
but dude, seriously. there is no way aaron kyro has ever had any sort of sexual experience *heterosexual or not* in his life. i think it could seriously do him some good. you've got to at least agree with me on that
lets get this man some poon tang!! *or cock* (whichever he prefers)
also, you dont seem like a very fun person to be around. sorry not sorry :)
Leif. For god sakes, his name was Leif not Leaf
lmao my bad
hingah dingah durgin
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that video of aaron in the pirate outfit narrating his skating made me cringe so fucking hard.
has this dude ever been laid in his life???
this is a legitimate question. i seriously do not think aaron has ever done so much as look at a vagina or pair of tits IRL. does he even know what a vagina is? Real talk, we could possibly end aarons kookery by getting him laid. i just feel bad for the woman who will have to do the deed.
also, leaf erickson discovered america. fuck columbus day. complete bullshit holiday
No one "discovered" America you fucking dolt. There have been people here for thousands of years.
Also, that's awesome that you think having heterosexual sex is the only way to avoid being a kook. smh. I feel like you might be one of those guys in the skate community that chick on insta is so mad at.
But I agree with you on one thing...fuck Columbus Day.
*leaf erickson was the first non indigenous person to set foot on the content of America* my bad. discovered just seemed like a simpler way to put it
but dude, seriously. there is no way aaron kyro has ever had any sort of sexual experience *heterosexual or not* in his life. i think it could seriously do him some good. you've got to at least agree with me on that
lets get this man some poon tang!! *or cock* (whichever he prefers)
also, you dont seem like a very fun person to be around. sorry not sorry :)
Nobody agrees with you on that because we all already know that Kyro is paradoxically married to a decent looking woman.
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that video of aaron in the pirate outfit narrating his skating made me cringe so fucking hard.
has this dude ever been laid in his life???
this is a legitimate question. i seriously do not think aaron has ever done so much as look at a vagina or pair of tits IRL. does he even know what a vagina is? Real talk, we could possibly end aarons kookery by getting him laid. i just feel bad for the woman who will have to do the deed.
also, leaf erickson discovered america. fuck columbus day. complete bullshit holiday
No one "discovered" America you fucking dolt. There have been people here for thousands of years.
Also, that's awesome that you think having heterosexual sex is the only way to avoid being a kook. smh. I feel like you might be one of those guys in the skate community that chick on insta is so mad at.
But I agree with you on one thing...fuck Columbus Day.
*leaf erickson was the first non indigenous person to set foot on the content of America* my bad. discovered just seemed like a simpler way to put it
but dude, seriously. there is no way aaron kyro has ever had any sort of sexual experience *heterosexual or not* in his life. i think it could seriously do him some good. you've got to at least agree with me on that
lets get this man some poon tang!! *or cock* (whichever he prefers)
also, you dont seem like a very fun person to be around. sorry not sorry :)
Nobody agrees with you on that because we all already know that Kyro is paradoxically married to a decent looking woman.
aw shit really?
they must not have banged yet. weird
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^Yeah dude. This is Aaron’s wife, Danielle “Dani” Kyro. Pictured with Braille’s photographer, Troy Young.
https://www.instagram.com/p/Bgr3-QOBCEI/?igshid=wklol8eg16w
She’s attained the glorious state of clear!
https://www.instagram.com/p/BPOPGeYgAi-/?igshid=10ndex7kzd3wg
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Fuck chris columbus and all those northern italian fatcat motherfuckers
Fuck outta here Furio
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hingah dingah durgin
So bummed you got to it first.
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ye krisfer clumbus was a dick fo sho
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I will punish them by continuing to not buy their stuff or watch their kooky videos
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this is a heavy contender for worst thread of 2020
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CGSODzWliql/?igshid=tk4lp10v9blf
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CGSODzWliql/?igshid=tk4lp10v9blf
Thank you - I was wondering why there was the sudden hate for Columbus Day. It all makes sense now.
But seriously... this guy needs help.
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that video of aaron in the pirate outfit narrating his skating made me cringe so fucking hard.
has this dude ever been laid in his life???
this is a legitimate question. i seriously do not think aaron has ever done so much as look at a vagina or pair of tits IRL. does he even know what a vagina is? Real talk, we could possibly end aarons kookery by getting him laid. i just feel bad for the woman who will have to do the deed.
also, leaf erickson discovered america. fuck columbus day. complete bullshit holiday
No one "discovered" America you fucking dolt. There have been people here for thousands of years.
Also, that's awesome that you think having heterosexual sex is the only way to avoid being a kook. smh. I feel like you might be one of those guys in the skate community that chick on insta is so mad at.
But I agree with you on one thing...fuck Columbus Day.
Could've just said sex in general.