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Title: On a scale from 1-10....
Post by: TheDingus on October 17, 2020, 11:40:27 AM
How bad do you wanna punch that face?
https://www.instagram.com/p/CGWATD5s0R8/?igshid=1977d01rjvkxj
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Post by: n0ch1Ldlef+bh1nd on October 17, 2020, 11:43:07 AM
How bad do you wanna punch that face?
https://www.instagram.com/p/CGWATD5s0R8/?igshid=1977d01rjvkxj

OOOOO THIS PHOTO MAKES ME SO MAD, GRRRRR, STUPID DUMB MAN, RRRRRR
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Post by: biaherl on October 17, 2020, 11:48:14 AM
He I clearly living his best life. I could care less
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Post by: Eds_gallerist on October 17, 2020, 11:50:28 AM
0. Violence is bullshit.
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Post by: trashparty on October 17, 2020, 12:08:43 PM
0. Violence is bullshit.
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Post by: conqueso on October 17, 2020, 12:13:51 PM
(https://www.famousbirthdays.com/headshots/david-loy-1.jpg)
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Post by: Tear Up a Trick on October 17, 2020, 12:14:57 PM
OP just flip through some mags from the 80s and you'll start feeling calmer.
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Post by: Lou Strux on October 17, 2020, 12:20:29 PM
https://www.instagram.com/p/CGWATD5s0R8/?igshid=1977d01rjvkxj
Way to shoehorn all your sponsors into one IG post.
Incentive checks, comin in hot!
Title: Re: On a scale from 1-10....
Post by: johnes on October 17, 2020, 12:24:33 PM
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0. Violence is bullshit.
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This unless people are being paid and an athletic  commission is involved
Title: Re: On a scale from 1-10....
Post by: Sluggloaph on October 17, 2020, 12:27:37 PM
5. Not sayin I'm booking a flight to sock this clown but if he's near me and says pretty much anything, yea I'd punch him in the face.
Is he the uhh , you kno...that guy?
Title: Re: On a scale from 1-10....
Post by: os89 on October 17, 2020, 12:35:16 PM
How bad do you wanna punch that face?
https://www.instagram.com/p/CGWATD5s0R8/?igshid=1977d01rjvkxj

Future so bright, gotta wear shades


Edit: Also, they gave that skull a more fucked up hairline than he really has. Id be pissed.
Title: Re: On a scale from 1-10....
Post by: SneakySecrets on October 17, 2020, 01:02:41 PM
Bet hes got a really exquisite taint though.  Proportions look good.
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Post by: lampshade on October 17, 2020, 01:08:54 PM
Bet hes got a really exquisite taint though.  Proportions look good.

Taint sells nowadays.  Taint sponsors are going to blow up. 
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Post by: trashparty on October 17, 2020, 01:27:35 PM
Bet hes got a really exquisite taint though.  Proportions look good.

this made me spit out my sweet potato fries

hahaha thank you
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Post by: figureitout on October 17, 2020, 02:19:39 PM
His outfits/style are vomit inducing.
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Post by: Lasernaut on October 17, 2020, 03:01:27 PM
2

And that is just bacause I have a little anger inside that never goes away.
But he is 8655 kilometers away and I am not violent.
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Post by: DirtyBurger on October 17, 2020, 03:13:25 PM
Why must you spread this image?
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Post by: pizzafliptofakie on October 17, 2020, 03:29:11 PM
Don't particularly wanna punch him but I would love to lift him up and drop him gently down a big quarterpipe.
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Post by: Tuff Lover on October 17, 2020, 03:35:34 PM
1...
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Post by: michael scarn on October 17, 2020, 04:51:42 PM
Good fucking lord. It's like he wants to be hated.
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Post by: drunk guy on October 17, 2020, 05:07:52 PM
I would just want to ask him a bunch of questions
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Post by: Dr-Feelgood on October 17, 2020, 05:08:01 PM
yo i just want some of that hydrating water
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Post by: Allen. on October 17, 2020, 05:31:14 PM
At least 6, maybe 12.
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Post by: fakie butt drop on October 17, 2020, 05:33:18 PM
How bad do you wanna punch that face?
https://www.instagram.com/p/CGWATD5s0R8/?igshid=1977d01rjvkxj
i dont really want to punch him but im pretty satisfied with the idea of someone sewing a whoopie cushion into every single pair of pants he owns/will ever own
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Post by: Manolo on October 17, 2020, 05:41:03 PM
(https://i.imgur.com/oDNWacL.jpg)
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Post by: Madam, I'm Adam on October 17, 2020, 05:52:16 PM
Bet hes got a really exquisite taint though.  Proportions look good.

"I got a FIVE-INCH taint"
Title: Re: On a scale from 1-10....
Post by: Gab on October 17, 2020, 05:56:34 PM
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Bet hes got a really exquisite taint though.  Proportions look good.
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"I got a FIVE-INCH taint"

My fav issue of taint magazine...
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Post by: Freelancevagrant on October 17, 2020, 06:03:11 PM
Is his shirt a subtle hint that he has herpes?
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Post by: Doom patrol on October 17, 2020, 06:26:12 PM
I recently fell down a YouTube rabbit hole of this dude doing what he referred to as urban stealth camping, as in this dude sleeps behind billboards on the edge of the highway or in disused rest stop areas and films a video of it. It's like hobo fantasy roleplay.
Anyway in this one video he is squatting in the dirt eating ravioli with a knife as his only utensil and he says "on a scale of one to ten, this is delicious" and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.
Title: Re: On a scale from 1-10....
Post by: Hyliannightmare on October 17, 2020, 06:27:37 PM
He shreds
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Post by: Cuban_Lynx on October 17, 2020, 06:30:18 PM
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Bet hes got a really exquisite taint though.  Proportions look good.
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"I got a FIVE-INCH taint"
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My fav issue of taint magazine...
Where is it tho
(https://i.imgur.com/8FF95KW.png)
Title: Re: On a scale from 1-10....
Post by: Owen on October 17, 2020, 06:56:27 PM
Bet hes got a really exquisite taint though.  Proportions look good.


I recently fell down a YouTube rabbit hole of this dude doing what he referred to as urban stealth camping, as in this dude sleeps behind billboards on the edge of the highway or in disused rest stop areas and films a video of it. It's like hobo fantasy roleplay.
Anyway in this one video he is squatting in the dirt eating ravioli with a knife as his only utensil and he says "on a scale of one to ten, this is delicious" and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

Some great stuff happening in this thread. Carry on guys
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Post by: Chavo on October 17, 2020, 08:04:40 PM
3/10. Factors:

-He's a skateboarder, so I'd probably rather punch a cholo if given the choice.
-Looks tall, long arms/reach and fit. I probably would lose the fight.
-I'm don't really know who he is. Looked up on IG and he does a proper smith grind in a bowl. Also skates proper street spots
-IG also has family and mom pictures. Don't know anything about that but it seems nice.
-I'm assuming his clothing choices are suspect. I'm older so everyone young looks ridiculous, everyone my age looks even worse.
-3 because I have some innate proclivity towards violence and generally fantasize about punching strangers.
Title: Re: On a scale from 1-10....
Post by: cherry on October 17, 2020, 08:24:02 PM
0 but if I was the tm of birdhouse I would kick him and that Reese guy off ASAP. outside of those 2 I like the team

he is like Eric from billy madison bet he has the same laugh.

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Post by: Atiba Applebum on October 17, 2020, 11:13:23 PM
Chin reminds me of the end of Me Myself and Irene
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Post by: ChuckRamone on October 17, 2020, 11:23:25 PM
Why is he wearing 2000s Euro jeans? How do you even get pants like that these days?
Title: Re: On a scale from 1-10....
Post by: Sick_McCrank_ on October 18, 2020, 01:49:10 AM
Perhaps
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Post by: Burt Ward on October 18, 2020, 04:29:09 AM
Milleniall Kevin Staab.
Title: Re: On a scale from 1-10....
Post by: Sila on October 18, 2020, 04:56:56 AM
I'll go with zero
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Post by: Missled Yutes on October 18, 2020, 05:04:40 AM
No, that chin dimple is a receptacle of love, if ya know whadda mean
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Post by: Paulie Gualtieri on October 18, 2020, 07:45:58 AM
0. I have a high tolerance for flamboyant haircuts and outfits
Title: Re: On a scale from 1-10....
Post by: dooley on October 18, 2020, 10:29:48 AM
He definitely has a punchable face, but also sort of looks like every cheerleader douchebag that blatantly stops to watch random people skate. It's conflicting.

No, that chin dimple is a receptacle of love, if ya know whadda mean
This kid we knew from back in the day had a chest cavity/dimple/crater thing. We'd always say that he ate cereal out of it while laying down.