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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: TheDingus on October 17, 2020, 11:40:27 AM
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How bad do you wanna punch that face?
https://www.instagram.com/p/CGWATD5s0R8/?igshid=1977d01rjvkxj
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How bad do you wanna punch that face?
https://www.instagram.com/p/CGWATD5s0R8/?igshid=1977d01rjvkxj
OOOOO THIS PHOTO MAKES ME SO MAD, GRRRRR, STUPID DUMB MAN, RRRRRR
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He I clearly living his best life. I could care less
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0. Violence is bullshit.
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0. Violence is bullshit.
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(https://www.famousbirthdays.com/headshots/david-loy-1.jpg)
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OP just flip through some mags from the 80s and you'll start feeling calmer.
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https://www.instagram.com/p/CGWATD5s0R8/?igshid=1977d01rjvkxj
Way to shoehorn all your sponsors into one IG post.
Incentive checks, comin’ in hot!
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This unless people are being paid and an athletic commission is involved
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5. Not sayin I'm booking a flight to sock this clown but if he's near me and says pretty much anything, yea I'd punch him in the face.
Is he the uhh , you kno...that guy?
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How bad do you wanna punch that face?
https://www.instagram.com/p/CGWATD5s0R8/?igshid=1977d01rjvkxj
Future so bright, gotta wear shades
Edit: Also, they gave that skull a more fucked up hairline than he really has. I’d be pissed.
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Bet he’s got a really exquisite taint though. Proportions look good.
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Bet he’s got a really exquisite taint though. Proportions look good.
Taint sells nowadays. Taint sponsors are going to blow up.
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Bet he’s got a really exquisite taint though. Proportions look good.
this made me spit out my sweet potato fries
hahaha thank you
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His outfits/style are vomit inducing.
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And that is just bacause I have a little anger inside that never goes away.
But he is 8655 kilometers away and I am not violent.
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Why must you spread this image?
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Don't particularly wanna punch him but I would love to lift him up and drop him gently down a big quarterpipe.
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1...
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Good fucking lord. It's like he wants to be hated.
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I would just want to ask him a bunch of questions
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yo i just want some of that hydrating water
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At least 6, maybe 12.
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How bad do you wanna punch that face?
https://www.instagram.com/p/CGWATD5s0R8/?igshid=1977d01rjvkxj
i dont really want to punch him but im pretty satisfied with the idea of someone sewing a whoopie cushion into every single pair of pants he owns/will ever own
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(https://i.imgur.com/oDNWacL.jpg)
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Bet he’s got a really exquisite taint though. Proportions look good.
"I got a FIVE-INCH taint"
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Bet he’s got a really exquisite taint though. Proportions look good.
"I got a FIVE-INCH taint"
My fav issue of taint magazine...
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Is his shirt a subtle hint that he has herpes?
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I recently fell down a YouTube rabbit hole of this dude doing what he referred to as urban stealth camping, as in this dude sleeps behind billboards on the edge of the highway or in disused rest stop areas and films a video of it. It's like hobo fantasy roleplay.
Anyway in this one video he is squatting in the dirt eating ravioli with a knife as his only utensil and he says "on a scale of one to ten, this is delicious" and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.
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He shreds
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Bet he’s got a really exquisite taint though. Proportions look good.
"I got a FIVE-INCH taint"
My fav issue of taint magazine...
Where is it tho
(https://i.imgur.com/8FF95KW.png)
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Bet he’s got a really exquisite taint though. Proportions look good.
I recently fell down a YouTube rabbit hole of this dude doing what he referred to as urban stealth camping, as in this dude sleeps behind billboards on the edge of the highway or in disused rest stop areas and films a video of it. It's like hobo fantasy roleplay.
Anyway in this one video he is squatting in the dirt eating ravioli with a knife as his only utensil and he says "on a scale of one to ten, this is delicious" and I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.
Some great stuff happening in this thread. Carry on guys
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3/10. Factors:
-He's a skateboarder, so I'd probably rather punch a cholo if given the choice.
-Looks tall, long arms/reach and fit. I probably would lose the fight.
-I'm don't really know who he is. Looked up on IG and he does a proper smith grind in a bowl. Also skates proper street spots
-IG also has family and mom pictures. Don't know anything about that but it seems nice.
-I'm assuming his clothing choices are suspect. I'm older so everyone young looks ridiculous, everyone my age looks even worse.
-3 because I have some innate proclivity towards violence and generally fantasize about punching strangers.
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0 but if I was the tm of birdhouse I would kick him and that Reese guy off ASAP. outside of those 2 I like the team
he is like Eric from billy madison bet he has the same laugh.
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Chin reminds me of the end of Me Myself and Irene
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Why is he wearing 2000s Euro jeans? How do you even get pants like that these days?
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Perhaps
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Milleniall Kevin Staab.
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I'll go with zero
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No, that chin dimple is a receptacle of love, if ya know whadda mean
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0. I have a high tolerance for flamboyant haircuts and outfits
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He definitely has a punchable face, but also sort of looks like every cheerleader douchebag that blatantly stops to watch random people skate. It's conflicting.
No, that chin dimple is a receptacle of love, if ya know whadda mean
This kid we knew from back in the day had a chest cavity/dimple/crater thing. We'd always say that he ate cereal out of it while laying down.