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Skateboarding => USELESS WOODEN TOY BANTER => Topic started by: JamesFardy on November 14, 2020, 07:54:24 AM
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Besides me...
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Jaws
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Ben Papas
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aaron kyro
without a doubt in my mind, is still a virgin
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aaron kyro
without a doubt in my mind, is still a virgin
Nah. He just has to pay for it. That and the possibility of minors.
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john motta
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aaron kyro
without a doubt in my mind, is still a virgin
Nah. He just has to pay for it. That and the possibility of minors.
He's married to a reasonably attractive woman.
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sinner
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Cory Kennedy, best case scenario.
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johan
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Cory Kennedy, best case scenario.
Oof
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Who cares?
But berra
This 1000x
Berra needs to go get laid and step out of the skate world for like a decade. Give Chris Cole the full control of the Berrics.
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Cory Kennedy, best case scenario.
Oof
(https://i.imgur.com/QONVIyz.gif)
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Cory Kennedy, best case scenario.
Oof
(https://i.imgur.com/QONVIyz.gif)
yikes!
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leo baker
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johan
best answer
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Bobby Numbers
S H A L O M
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Hassan
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I dont be havin sex
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aaron kyro
without a doubt in my mind, is still a virgin
Nah. He just has to pay for it. That and the possibility of minors.
He's married to a reasonably attractive woman.
i.e. paying for it
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He's married to a reasonably attractive woman.
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So he's having NO sex ;D
edit: quote fail :o
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peddy fondler hopefully
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Idk but I reckon jermey Rogers is the worst pro to have a sexual encounter with
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Idk but I reckon jermey Rogers is the worst pro to have a sexual encounter with
Is he still pro anywhere? If its like that what about duane peters. Or johan stuckey. Or figgy who is currently unshowered pro status
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Idk but I reckon jermey Rogers is the worst pro to have a sexual encounter with
Figgy be smashin some professional managerial class 41 year old on the verge of divorce but still foxy and down to rebel milf pussy for breakfast.
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Those Youtubers with 'Virginity Rocks' shirts
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J Casanova by a landslide
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I’m gonna have to go with johan
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Suciu and Tonnesen.
They're not interested in sex. Suciu is interested in post modern literature and tonnesen is interested in playing the guitar. Both are into swapping vegan recipes.
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J Casanova by a landslide
jcass has fucked a thousand bitches you’re out of your mind
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Those Youtubers with 'Virginity Rocks' shirts
https://youtu.be/WBUxQ2ZGt58
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I am confident Jereme is fuckin’ regularly. Girls with low standards love the Lil Peep/Machine Gun Kelly/Pete Davidson schtick, even if it’s attached to Jereme’s face and personality. It’s the only thing that leads me to believe Tyler Bledsoe fucks at all.
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Crob....I dont mind the guy but the thought of him with a woman seems so awkward.
(http://media1.giphy.com/media/UoM8pqC8Nvi4Xrj0PU/source.gif)
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J Casanova by a landslide
jerking off to your own reflection in the mirror does not equal “fucking bitches“, but if it did then yeah, he might be close to a thousand
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Which pro is into being pegged?
(https://i.ibb.co/LRpykHs/6680718.gif) (https://ibb.co/B3sJzFY)
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Which pro is into being pegged?
(https://i.ibb.co/LRpykHs/6680718.gif) (https://ibb.co/B3sJzFY)
Carroll
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chief
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J Casanova by a landslide
If you analyze the lyrics to his 30 Thousand 100 Million he basically brags about being sterile. He has intercourse with a lot of women, the condoms constantly breaks, yet he got no kids.
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J Casanova by a landslide
If you analyze the lyrics to his 30 Thousand 100 Million he basically brags about being sterile. He has intercourse with a lot of women, the condoms constantly breaks, yet he got no kids.
he also takes his shoes off when putting his feet on your couch which is very considerate
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Which pro is into being pegged?
(https://i.ibb.co/LRpykHs/6680718.gif) (https://ibb.co/B3sJzFY)
(https://i.imgur.com/QgdicKW.jpg?1)
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J Casanova by a landslide
That’s just the word on the streets.
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(https://i.imgur.com/31WbDCE.jpg)
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J Casanova by a landslide
Word around town is you're wrong
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Which pro is into being pegged?
(https://i.ibb.co/LRpykHs/6680718.gif) (https://ibb.co/B3sJzFY)
I can definitely see Nora as the pegging type.
(https://i.imgur.com/31WbDCE.jpg)
I can’t see this picture and not laugh.
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Definitely Crob! Dude has a gay cat called Larry and hes in lonely old lady mode.
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what zero pussy does to a mfer
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIHFffUwoa0
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what zero pussy does to a mfer
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIHFffUwoa0
I assume you are referring to Kyro, because && is no stranger to the female species. Hes always got some travel pussy with him in his slambulance.
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what zero pussy does to a mfer
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIHFffUwoa0
I assume you are referring to Kyro, because && is no stranger to the female species. Hes always got some travel pussy with him in his slambulance.
wow this changes my whole perspective on him but makes total sense.
&& of Shandy Handerson, on Poundy Pounderson
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what zero pussy does to a mfer
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIHFffUwoa0
I'm willing to bet Andy is knee deep in tail. If he's not he should not own a Meat wagon. I had a camper in my late teens early 20s. Non stop fucking in that van. When they hauled it away there was like 30 pair of underwear in there
Too bad about all the drugs. Should have just stuck with fucking and driving around.
That being said I've not done any fucking around at all since like January. I'm so lazy now
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what zero pussy does to a mfer
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIHFffUwoa0
I assume you are referring to Kyro, because && is no stranger to the female species. Hes always got some travel pussy with him in his slambulance.
That’s the first time I really had a good laugh out loud in a while. Thank you. Gnarred
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what zero pussy does to a mfer
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIHFffUwoa0
I assume you are referring to Kyro, because && is no stranger to the female species. Hes always got some travel pussy with him in his slambulance.
Can’t stop laughing at this. You’re so right though.
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1:56
AA "At 15 I started to really experiment"
AK "...okay" (raises eyebrows, nods, & makes approving eye contact with the camera)
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1010, I can't see a girl hookup with a guy that wears two hats
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Crob....I dont mind the guy but the thought of him with a woman seems so awkward.
(http://media1.giphy.com/media/UoM8pqC8Nvi4Xrj0PU/source.gif)
You didnt hear about when C-Rob banged Rick Kane's chick?
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(https://i.ibb.co/yQg5tD7/sinnerspeaks.jpg)
Bandana B!
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leo baker
yeah right, i bet Leo fuuuuuucks for sure. Leo's prolly got a rolodex full of lipstick lesbians ready to go to pound town
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AA "At 15 I started to really experiment"
AK "...okay" (raises eyebrows, nods, & makes approving eye contact with the camera)
Must I remind that's not AA at all. Not even close
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leo baker
lol
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Crob....I dont mind the guy but the thought of him with a woman seems so awkward.
(http://media1.giphy.com/media/UoM8pqC8Nvi4Xrj0PU/source.gif)
You didnt hear about when C-Rob banged Rick Kane's chick?
I live under a rock most the time. Tell me more
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Crob....I dont mind the guy but the thought of him with a woman seems so awkward.
(http://media1.giphy.com/media/UoM8pqC8Nvi4Xrj0PU/source.gif)
She’d ask him to stick it in and he’d say, “wait, the iPad with my switch flip switch manny is in the other room I’ll be right back...”
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Marbie
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what zero pussy does to a mfer
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIHFffUwoa0
I assume you are referring to Kyro, because && is no stranger to the female species. Hes always got some travel pussy with him in his slambulance.
Can’t stop laughing at this. You’re so right though.
It is also a well known fact that && has a really big dick. His penis shaped pro model is actually a true to size copy of his large member.
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Cory Kennedy, best case scenario.
Is that dude in jail? Also, the correct answer is Gator.
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Mikey Taylor. Beastiality is illegal in most states.
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the skater reading this :)
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I'll bet more people have cummed to Dylan than Aaron Kyro has or will ever have sex
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"Cummed to Dylan" would be a good video name
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I don't believe that Crob has no sex partners its gotta be a gimmick for the image?
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(https://i.ibb.co/MNHjnt2/kd03.gif) (https://ibb.co/w6qbyP0)
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Evan Smith, post-testicle crushing