Slap MessageBoards

General Discussion => WHATEVER => Topic started by: theSketchLord on November 22, 2020, 07:29:29 AM

Title: Bar of choice
Post by: theSketchLord on November 22, 2020, 07:29:29 AM
You walk into a servo/supermarket/corner-shop to get a chocolate bar.
What you getting?

After some thought I'd have to go with a Wispa.
That or anything with peanut butter in it.
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: sexualhelon on November 22, 2020, 07:30:15 AM
One with cheap drinks.
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: igrindtwinkies on November 22, 2020, 07:44:04 AM
It used to be Twin Bings until my addiction made me severely limit my sugar intake.  The Smore kind was incredible.
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: layzieyez on November 22, 2020, 08:04:03 AM
whatchamacallit

One time in the navy, I was photographing a retiring navy captain's retirement ceremony and she wanted to give me a gift. As a stickler of rules, I asked her to keep it below $10. She bought me $10 worth of whatchamacallit bars per my request. Super stoked.
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: NORTHBYMIDWEST on November 22, 2020, 08:10:53 AM
Crunch bar is my go to
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: rawr1922 on November 22, 2020, 08:27:53 AM
Charleston Chew
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: Alan on November 22, 2020, 08:30:37 AM
A Kinder Duplo or a Milka Tender.
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: iKobrakai on November 22, 2020, 08:44:10 AM
Probaly Bounty.
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: mushroom slice on November 22, 2020, 09:35:06 AM
Kiva
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: Mesteezo on November 22, 2020, 09:41:37 AM
Toblerone boiii
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: os89 on November 22, 2020, 10:14:28 AM
Butterfinger, Hershey's cookies and creme, or a Skor bar.
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: Dirk_Diggler on November 22, 2020, 10:26:45 AM
Butterfinger, Hershey's cookies and creme, or a Skor bar.

Hershey’s Cookies and Creme is the correct answer.
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: Manny Fapuiao on November 22, 2020, 10:44:16 AM
Anything with marzipan, it's a damn shame it's so hard to find in the states. Gotta go with a fast break bar otherwise.
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: Shifty Flip on November 22, 2020, 10:52:31 AM
Charleston Chew

Put them in the freezer. Once frozen, break it apart.  Frozen peices are so good. 

Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: Mesteezo on November 22, 2020, 10:55:57 AM
Anything with marzipan, it's a damn shame it's so hard to find in the states. Gotta go with a fast break bar otherwise.

If you have Mexican markets near you, they should have these

(https://www.casa-frida.com/3156-large_default/mazapan-de-la-rosa-candy.jpg)

If you're lucky enough, they'll have the chocolate covered ones too
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: Coastal Fever on November 22, 2020, 11:04:18 AM
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0275/8154/6549/products/square-all-27379377_720x.jpg)
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: Grind King Rims on November 22, 2020, 11:09:23 AM
Top 5 in no order

KitKat Chunky (usually try not to support Nestlé)
Cadbury's Wispa
Cadbury's Twirl
Galaxy Cookie Crumble
Cadbury's Tiffin
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: Grind King Rims on November 22, 2020, 11:11:09 AM
Fuck, actually, dark chocolate Bounty's or any solid dark chocolate bars are great too. Damn.
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: white guy in a durag on November 22, 2020, 01:13:53 PM
whatchamacallit
My man. Definitely one of the unsung heroes of the gas station candy isle.

My main squeeze right now is the Almond Butter Snickers
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: Freelancevagrant on November 22, 2020, 01:15:09 PM
Pay Day
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: Shifty Flip on November 22, 2020, 01:20:28 PM
Sawcon flat bars
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: ungzilla on November 22, 2020, 03:12:38 PM
milky way midnight is pretty classy for gas station chocolate
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: nevrwasben on November 22, 2020, 03:23:14 PM
milky way midnight is pretty classy for gas station chocolate
I back this
Also, hard to find, but 100 GRAND
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: 43 on November 22, 2020, 04:23:28 PM
Ritter Sport Knusperflakes
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: DirtyBurger on November 22, 2020, 04:28:01 PM
whatchamacallit

One time in the navy, I was photographing a retiring navy captain's retirement ceremony and she wanted to give me a gift. As a stickler of rules, I asked her to keep it below $10. She bought me $10 worth of whatchamacallit bars per my request. Super stoked.

Yes, this and cowtails are my go to.
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: Made In China on November 23, 2020, 11:30:24 AM
Milky Ways are my go to, but I don't discriminate and am very down for Kit Kats too
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: CrumblingInfrastructure on November 23, 2020, 12:40:16 PM
I dont really eat candy but if I get stressed out I get a weird craving for frozen milky way bars or reeses.
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: pica on November 23, 2020, 04:07:05 PM
Milka Oreo or balisto.
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: Willie on November 23, 2020, 04:10:04 PM
Both of these are regional, both you could live off of:

(https://www.seriouseats.com/images/2012/06/20120615_PeanutChew_Entry.jpg)

(https://www.landmsupply.com/media/catalog/product/5/1/51150_nut_roll.png?quality=100&fit=bounds&height=500&width=500&canvas=500:500&format=jpeg/2019/06/SaltedNutRoll_Home.png)
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: Coolguy69 on November 23, 2020, 05:37:20 PM
I’m a big fan of a three musketeers.
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: Carrolls Chesthairs on November 23, 2020, 05:43:59 PM
snickers
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: Betaphenylethylalamine on November 23, 2020, 06:39:06 PM
Salted nut roll or wonderbars.

I havent seen a Charleston chew here in over 20 years but I fuckin loved those too
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: theSketchLord on November 24, 2020, 03:45:01 AM
No sure if it's a bar but I got 16 Ferrero Rocher discounted to $5 today.
That was a fun afternoon.
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: Grind King Rims on November 24, 2020, 12:10:45 PM
Ritter Sport Knusperflakes

Gnarred for a true patricians choice.
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: munchbox on November 24, 2020, 04:28:22 PM
Expand Quote
Ritter Sport Knusperflakes
[close]

Gnarred for a true patricians choice.
gotta be ritter sport dark with hazelnuts for me. had a bad sugar addiction since a kid and if i dont be specific, i dont have teeth
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: TheLurper on November 24, 2020, 08:59:15 PM
(https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/1435/0472/products/nestle-lion-bar-british-chocolate-bars-wholesale-candy-canada_384x384.png?v=1544922884)

(https://www.fazer.com/globalassets/global/fazercom-old-dont-use/brands/geisha/geisha_origami_100g_860x390.jpg)

Finally, I visited the factory for this company. It was a cool tour, but the shit still tastes like chalk.
(https://www.russianfoodusa.com/images/T/xctmpUStdb2.jpg)
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: RoaryMcTwang on November 25, 2020, 12:03:13 AM
Bada Bing

But seriously Ritter Sport Marzipan, as it’s the only way to get marzipan on this continent. And M&Ms.
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: childhood on November 25, 2020, 11:46:25 AM
xans lol

Take 5 isn't a bar technically I guess, but they're fantastic.

I really like Peanut Chews and Babyruth's too, even though I feel like they're old man candy.
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: Dong Hanglo on November 25, 2020, 12:19:35 PM
round bar > square bar

also, nut roll.
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: j....soy..... on November 25, 2020, 10:54:04 PM
I used to mess with nature valley granola, but have switched to Kind granola....my strategy is not to get a granola bar too good or ill eat the whole box....

Candy?  I'm trying to mellow on the dairy so Ritter dark chocolate or Veggo....

And cliff bars....when I travel I roll with these to limit getting hangry...
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: Level 60 Dwarf Rogue on November 26, 2020, 12:50:49 AM
Peanut Butter Kind bars have been my go to lately.
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: Manny Fapuiao on November 26, 2020, 11:06:32 AM
Expand Quote
Anything with marzipan, it's a damn shame it's so hard to find in the states. Gotta go with a fast break bar otherwise.
[close]

If you have Mexican markets near you, they should have these

(https://www.casa-frida.com/3156-large_default/mazapan-de-la-rosa-candy.jpg)

If you're lucky enough, they'll have the chocolate covered ones too
Good looking out!! Would gnar if I could
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: EdLawndale on November 26, 2020, 12:28:30 PM
Flake bar
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: fakie nollie on November 26, 2020, 12:51:42 PM
Marabou from Sweden. That shit slaps
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: doublesteveburger on November 26, 2020, 01:07:15 PM
Symphony bars are fucking straight up an addiction for me
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: Grind King Rims on November 26, 2020, 01:41:07 PM
Flake bar

You'll take a flake over a twirl?
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: ChuckRamone on November 27, 2020, 02:02:10 AM
Snickers, Twix or Reese's cups for American. Yorkie and Hands Off My Chocolate for European. And currently Raisinrush for Japanese.
Title: Re: Bar of choice
Post by: EdLawndale on November 27, 2020, 09:29:49 PM
Tigers Milk