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General Discussion => MUSIC => Topic started by: LordManHammer on December 29, 2020, 06:31:02 PM
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Hahaha you push mongo
Haha Braille/Remive sold your footage to N.A.M.B.L.A.
haha you skate ShakeJunt you fucking suck
Peddy Fondler gave you free merch
Scientology is gay
Haha you got beat up by Jeremy Rogers and you're a wimp
Nyjah fucked your girlfriend
Mikey Taylor gentrified your neighborhood and now you're homeless
Beibel beats up homeless people
Koston sucks, Berra sucks and so does the Berrics
Your board's warped and you skate blanks.
Your footage fucking sucks
You skate prefab parks
You have a YouTube channel and it's gay
Aaron Kyro is your dad you suck
Your board brand sucks
Jamie Thomas got beat up and I think it's funny
Jason Jessee and Hitler which face is punchable
Freestyle is lame
You wear headphones because you suck
Your local shop is Zumiez you suck
You and your kid got snaked by a scooter kid poosay....
You got heckled by the Gipper and you cried like a pussy
You do no-complys and body varials because you're a cum guzzling whore
Your art sucks no one cares if Gonz backed it on IG
BBowl Barney's are pussies
Burnside is overrated
Your park sucks
Your DIY is trash
I stiripped your angle iron for crack
I hope the cop's smash your concrete diy park
Wheelbite rules
Slamming is funny
I point and laugh because your style sucks
Fanny packs are for suckers
Fred Gall smoked crack with your mum now he's your dad
and doesn't pay child support.
Phelps called you a pussy and you cried like a baby.
Well you guy's get my meaning let's see what we can come up with.
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Jason Jessee was a sensitive man.
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Jason Jessee was a sensitive man.
Oooh good one this needs more, I hope the mods don't get butthurt about the joke's we're going on about.
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Marc Is Bald
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Supreme is for retards
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Andy Roy stole your girlfriend and you suck
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Kris Markovich quit your team because it sucks
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Mike V and Henry Rollins are both power bottoms who take it from Weckingball and Brandon Biebel.
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You’re a shitty skater from a shit town
You buy stupid pants because your style sucks
You’re a trendy fucking loser and I hate you
Body variels are dumb
The locals at your park are dumb
You rocket flip every kickflip ‘cause you suck
I like when you eat shit ‘cause your board got caught in your giant pant leg
I waxed the ground at your local
Dakota Servold has a mustache
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I overwaxed the ledge to watch you fall
I threw pebbles so I can watch you slam haha
Kooky mustache= bigger loser
Your part was rejected by Jenkem and you suck
Scooter kid's vibed you out of your local
Multicolored camo's and you suck
You got beat up by Mickey Reyes
Danny Way is your hero
You're on Braille
9 club hates you
Berrics can lick my hairy ass
You got Johan Stuckey on speed dial
Ed Templeton has nudes of you and you like it, weirdo.
You're a kook, no one likes you beat it!
The Bunt makes fun of you.
Dill won't even put you on his team
You got mugged by Freddy
Bam had sex with your girlfriend and she's ugly
You're a pussay and you suck!
Shop's won't carry your brand not even Zumiez
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I became the TM for Slave so I can make the team all black.
Beating up N$%&$gers that can’t switch heel.
I sent your sponsor me tape to sector 9
Fancy Lad skaters are cool
I sold you fake dime gear
BA.KU is very terrifying
Thrasher is my only source for skate videos
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Cariuma shoes are cool
Your favorite skater is Ben Kadow
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Song About Ric Leonetti #2
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you are skating royal trucks
your mom bought you a skateboard
your mom is a security guard
you started skating and your dad thinks it's sick
you liked the new danny way part
i saw you wearing two hats at a time
busting your balls on a 5 inch flatrail
getting my dick sucked under the miniramp
your moms a bettie passing off herpes like johan stuckey
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Shut up Crob, no one thinks you’re funny or genuine.
Stealing FA & Hockey’s graphics and putting a turd in the picture.
Even Andy Macdonald thinks you suck
You think Chris Cobra Cole is cool
You went to Gnartown fest and you suck
I purposefully deleted your footage and I think it’s funny.
You weren’t even in the homies section for Shake Junt
Shane Heyl fucking sucks
You’re in a discount bin because you suck
You’re corporate and don’t deserve Nike money
Marc Johnson rode for you and quit, loser
Pushing security guard’s is funny
GX1000 dude’s avoid your hill
You’re not special
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I became the TM for Slave so I can make the team all black.
Beating up N$%&$gers that can’t switch heel.
I sent your sponsor me tape to sector 9
Fancy Lad skaters are cool
I sold you fake dime gear
BA.KU is very terrifying
Thrasher is my only source for skate videos
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Cariuma shoes are cool
Your favorite skater is Ben Kadow
This made my morning holy smokes I’m dead.
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you live at skatopia and can't drop a 5 foot ramp
being a genius like sinner is hard
trying to sweat a wu-tang logo on your grip but it comes out as a swastika
employing brian patch to babysit your teen daughter
what's so bad about jason jessee i wear two hats all the time
gay skateboarder brian anderson cumming all over the kraft food services table on the set of vice documentary
why copying dead people and stealing their dogs is a good idea
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Jason Jessee was a sensitive man.
hahaha, straight AxCx
I need some time to ponder these
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I Fucked Zach Saraceno's Mom
You Probably Liked Vox
Smoking Meth Out of a Tensor Truck
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Guy Mariano fucked your wife
Uyghur sweatshops are cool
You waited in line for dunks and they look like shit
You got jumped at your local
I poured sand in your bearings
Danny Way shitting his pants (AxCxppella version)
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You ride board brand wheels
Here comes flatspot dumbass
You put your mounting hardware on your board before gripping it, you suck
You have no followers on any social media, you're a loser.
You think Ice Cream shoes are cool
Tight pants bigger loser
You've got no filmer
You wear tye dye hippie
You got the boot from Supreme shop and they suck too
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I waxed the ground at your local is pisser
I snuck sinner into a sperm bank
Smolik thinks he’s black but he’s just gay
You got raped at nyjahs
I just saw the gayest bigspin
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Noah sucks and supreme sucked too
I fucked the latina on flip
Your dad left cause you can’t kickflip
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I waxed the ground at your local is pisser
I snuck sinner into a sperm bank
Smolik thinks he’s black but he’s just gay
You got raped at nyjahs
I just saw the gayest bigspin
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Noah sucks and supreme sucked too
I fucked the latina on flip
Your dad left cause you can’t kickflip
!!! I could hear the songs playing in my head as I read them. Amazing, at this point, we have enough titles for one ac album.
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Locking Ryan Lay in McDonalds
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You got a Thrasher tattoo and now they suck.
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When I think of true punk skateboard brands I think of Plan B and Element.
The Berrics is my source for new skateboarding.
I’m not allowed to like Nik Stain anymore since he signed to Hockey.
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marc johnson is a drunk
jarc mohnson
your kickflips are mob
if that was switch it still would've sucked
heath kirchart is a sociopath
jeremy klein went bankrupt from his porn addiction
your fits are terrible and that's why she left you
your pants fit weird
what pants are those
daniel kim did lsd and went crazy
pontus is sexually liberated
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Big Brother is rad, but you suck.
XXX rated bear calendar of skateboarding must haves Dan Drehobl, Matt Allen, Bobby Worrest, Ed Templeton just cause he's a fat loser.
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When I think of true punk skateboard brands I think of Plan B and Element.
The Berrics is my source for new skateboarding.
I’m not allowed to like Nik Stain anymore since he signed to Hockey.
hahaha so perfect!!!
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ryan lay respects women
i know you can't switch heel
i heard you used to rollerblade
i filmed you pushing mongo and sent the footage to your friends
you wear a fanny pack, you are also 35
you think you are pro, you actually work at mc donalds
danny way is a sensitive man
you went to woodward skate camp yearly from 00-04
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You got punched by Gershon and I think it's funny
You use to scooter you're gay
Walker Ryan Texas Dumbass
Supreme is for trendy losers like YOU
You converted to Scientology so you could have a Berra, Koston, Kyro foursome to get somewhere and got nothing.
I paid Nyjah, David, and Sinner to rape you, they rejected you because you suck
Your mum is a Karen
I smoked crack with Mike Carrol and Rick Howard and saw one getting his dick sucked.
Biebel is a Roids guy
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ryan lay respects women
i know you can't switch heel
i heard you used to rollerblade
i filmed you pushing mongo and sent the footage to your friends
you wear a fanny pack, you are also 35
you think you are pro, you actually work at mc donalds
danny way is a sensitive man
you went to woodward skate camp yearly from 00-04
this one got me haha
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I don’t do tricks named after other dudes.
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ryan lay respects women
i know you can't switch heel
i heard you used to rollerblade
i filmed you pushing mongo and sent the footage to your friends
you wear a fanny pack, you are also 35
you think you are pro, you actually work at mc donalds
danny way is a sensitive man
you went to woodward skate camp yearly from 00-04
Best.
Also RIP Seth
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You skate in Swishy button up pants
You’re a Dj who sucks
Beagle beat your ass
Your mustache is an invite for scrotum scratching
You’re Antwuan’s education
I heard Dill and Ed T drew/took pictures of you naked..... that’s why you’re almost on FA.
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You won a date w fetty potter and he made you pay for everything
Weck jerked off to your tail scrape
You debated sinner in politics and he won
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getting bjs from your mom behind the gas station while you are trying rock fakie the 3 ft bank at the park
i am your new dad and i'm taking away your skateboard and internet
focusing groms boards to make em cry like little bitches is the best
i saw you cry when the credits rolled after the plan b video true
you get banned all the time on slap, you are a fucking nerd
you are on slap 24/7, you are a fucking nerd
i run a shop and everyone loves me, i don't even skate you idiots
throwing my old cumriddled socks at fools waiting in line for the new sb release
thoughts about gay skateboarder brian anderson
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getting bjs from your mom behind the gas station while you are trying rock fakie the 3 ft bank at the park
i am your new dad and i'm taking away your skateboard and internet
focusing groms boards to make em cry like little bitches is the best
i saw you cry when the credits rolled after the plan b video true
you get banned all the time on slap, you are a fucking nerd
you are on slap 24/7, you are a fucking nerd
i run a shop and everyone loves me, i don't even skate you idiots
throwing my old cumriddled socks at fools waiting in line for the new sb release
thoughts about gay skateboarder brian anderson
lol both of my local shops
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This thread is fucking pisser and if you don’t get it get fucked
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Bob Burnquist made you an organic smoothie
You let Strobeck zoom in on your pubescent face, you’re gay!
Ed Templeton took pics of you at the Huntington Beach Pier
Danny Way: tough as bricks
Your KOTR challenge is to not be gay
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Bob Burnquist made you an organic smoothie
You let Strobeck zoom in on your pubescent face, you’re gay!
Ed Templeton took pics of you at the Huntington Beach Pier
Danny Way: tough as bricks
Your KOTR challenge is to not be gay
Fucking brilliant
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I-path is my favorite white-guy-with-dreads brand (followed closely by half-life)
Shawn Powers smashed your fish tank
You like Mike V’s poetry
You dance like Sinner
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Lenny Kirk robbed you and gave you a chik pamphlet about Jesus
Stephen Lawyer and Freddy Potter which tattoos are dumber..... They're gay......
Robbing Slash's Grandma for SSI check
You got booted from EMB by James Keltch
Grizzly grip rips
You got Duffled
Your dad's a registered sex offender
Kicking kid's in to 12' of vert is cool
You're a pad dad who skate's mini ramp with full pads, kook.
Your Instagram and t shirt brand sucks
Brian Patch and your teenage daughter
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well done everyone, this thread is great to take the edge of a hard day of quarantining and doing nothing except becoming more braindead by the minute.
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Pat Shitbreath
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Laughing while gator gets raped in prison