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Title: Songs Anal Cunt would use about skating. ..
Post by: El Fapinator on December 29, 2020, 06:31:02 PM
Hahaha you push mongo

Haha Braille/Remive sold your footage to N.A.M.B.L.A.

haha you skate ShakeJunt you fucking suck

Peddy Fondler gave you free merch

Scientology is gay

Haha you got beat up by Jeremy Rogers and you're a wimp

Nyjah fucked your girlfriend

Mikey Taylor gentrified your neighborhood and now you're homeless

Beibel beats up homeless people

Koston sucks, Berra sucks and so does the Berrics

Your board's warped and you skate blanks.

Your footage fucking sucks

You skate prefab parks

You have a YouTube channel and it's gay

Aaron Kyro is your dad you suck

Your board brand sucks

Jamie Thomas got beat up and I think it's funny

Jason Jessee and Hitler which face is punchable

Freestyle is lame

You wear headphones because you suck

Your local shop is Zumiez you suck

You and your kid got snaked by a scooter kid poosay....

You got heckled by the Gipper and you cried like a pussy

You do no-complys and body varials because you're a cum guzzling whore

Your art sucks no one cares if Gonz backed it on IG

BBowl Barney's are pussies

Burnside is overrated

Your park sucks

Your DIY is trash

I stiripped your angle iron for crack

I hope the cop's smash your concrete diy park

Wheelbite rules

Slamming is funny

I point and laugh because your style sucks

Fanny packs are for suckers

Fred Gall smoked crack with your mum now he's your dad
and doesn't pay child support.

Phelps called you a pussy and you cried like a baby.


Well you guy's get my meaning let's see what we can come up with.
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Post by: igrindtwinkies on December 29, 2020, 07:10:06 PM
Jason Jessee was a sensitive man.
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Post by: El Fapinator on December 29, 2020, 07:19:08 PM
Jason Jessee was a sensitive man.
Oooh good one this needs more, I hope the mods don't get butthurt about the joke's we're going on about.
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Post by: skate_or_dingus on December 29, 2020, 07:28:19 PM
Marc Is Bald
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Post by: El Fapinator on December 29, 2020, 07:33:49 PM
Supreme is for retards
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Post by: El Fapinator on December 29, 2020, 07:38:26 PM
Andy Roy stole your girlfriend and you suck
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Post by: El Fapinator on December 29, 2020, 07:39:31 PM
Kris Markovich quit your team because it sucks
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Post by: El Fapinator on December 29, 2020, 07:41:07 PM
Mike V and Henry Rollins are both power bottoms who take it from Weckingball and Brandon Biebel.
Title: Re: Songs Anal Cunt would use about skating. ..
Post by: Youoverthere on December 29, 2020, 08:39:48 PM
Youíre a shitty skater from a shit town
You buy stupid pants because your style sucks
Youíre a trendy fucking loser and I hate you
Body variels are dumb
The locals at your park are dumb
You rocket flip every kickflip Ďcause you suck
I like when you eat shit Ďcause your board got caught in your giant pant leg
I waxed the ground at your local
Dakota Servold has a mustache
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Post by: El Fapinator on December 29, 2020, 09:38:42 PM
I overwaxed the ledge to watch you fall
I threw pebbles so I can watch you slam haha
Kooky mustache= bigger loser
Your part was rejected by Jenkem and you suck
Scooter kid's vibed you out of your local
Multicolored camo's and you suck
You got beat up by Mickey Reyes
Danny Way is your hero
You're on Braille
9 club hates you
Berrics can lick my hairy ass
You got Johan Stuckey on speed dial
Ed Templeton has nudes of you and you like it, weirdo.
You're a kook, no one likes you beat it!
The Bunt makes fun of you.
Dill won't even put you on his team
You got mugged by Freddy
Bam had sex with your girlfriend and she's ugly
You're a pussay and you suck!
Shop's won't carry your brand not even Zumiez
Title: Re: Songs Anal Cunt would use about skating. ..
Post by: Youoverthere on December 29, 2020, 10:55:18 PM
I became the TM for Slave so I can make the team all black.

Beating up N$%&$gers that canít switch heel.

I sent your sponsor me tape to sector 9

Fancy Lad skaters are cool

I sold you fake dime gear

BA.KU is very terrifying

Thrasher is my only source for skate videos

&&

Cariuma shoes are cool

Your favorite skater is Ben Kadow
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Post by: Uh Oh on December 29, 2020, 11:04:26 PM
Song About Ric Leonetti #2
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Post by: Frank on December 30, 2020, 12:53:01 AM
you are skating royal trucks
your mom bought you a skateboard
your mom is a security guard
you started skating and your dad thinks it's sick
you liked the new danny way part
i saw you wearing two hats at a time
busting your balls on a 5 inch flatrail
getting my dick sucked under the miniramp
your moms a bettie passing off herpes like johan stuckey

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Post by: El Fapinator on December 30, 2020, 04:41:19 AM
Shut up Crob, no one thinks youíre funny or genuine.

Stealing FA & Hockeyís graphics and putting a turd in the picture.

Even Andy Macdonald thinks you suck

You think Chris Cobra Cole is cool

You went to Gnartown fest and you suck

I purposefully deleted your footage and I think itís funny.

You werenít even in the homies section for Shake Junt

Shane Heyl fucking sucks

Youíre in a discount bin because you suck

Youíre corporate and donít deserve Nike money

Marc Johnson rode for you and quit, loser

Pushing security guardís is funny

GX1000 dudeís avoid your hill

Youíre not special

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Post by: El Fapinator on December 30, 2020, 04:43:47 AM
I became the TM for Slave so I can make the team all black.

Beating up N$%&$gers that canít switch heel.

I sent your sponsor me tape to sector 9

Fancy Lad skaters are cool

I sold you fake dime gear

BA.KU is very terrifying

Thrasher is my only source for skate videos

&&

Cariuma shoes are cool

Your favorite skater is Ben Kadow
This made my morning holy smokes Iím dead.
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Post by: Frank on December 30, 2020, 08:18:28 AM
you live at skatopia and can't drop a 5 foot ramp
being a genius like sinner is hard
trying to sweat a wu-tang logo on your grip but it comes out as a swastika
employing brian patch to babysit your teen daughter
what's so bad about jason jessee i wear two hats all the time
gay skateboarder brian anderson cumming all over the kraft food services table on the set of vice documentary
why copying dead people and stealing their dogs is a good idea
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Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on December 30, 2020, 04:06:48 PM
Jason Jessee was a sensitive man.
hahaha, straight AxCx

I need some time to ponder these
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Post by: fredgallSOTY on December 30, 2020, 08:37:02 PM
I Fucked Zach Saraceno's Mom
You Probably Liked Vox
Smoking Meth Out of a Tensor Truck
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Post by: Youoverthere on December 30, 2020, 09:10:37 PM
Guy Mariano fucked your wife

Uyghur sweatshops are cool

You waited in line for dunks and they look like shit

You got jumped at your local

I poured sand in your bearings

Danny Way shitting his pants (AxCxppella version)
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Post by: El Fapinator on December 30, 2020, 10:27:29 PM
You ride board brand wheels

Here comes flatspot dumbass

You put your mounting hardware on your board before gripping it, you suck

You have no followers on any social media, you're a loser.

You think Ice Cream shoes are cool

Tight pants bigger loser

You've got no filmer

You wear tye dye hippie

You got the boot from Supreme shop and they suck too

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Post by: matty_c on December 31, 2020, 03:55:14 AM
I waxed the ground at your local is pisser

I snuck sinner into a sperm bank
Smolik thinks heís black but heís just gay
You got raped at nyjahs
I just saw the gayest bigspin

Edit
Noah sucks and supreme sucked too
I fucked the latina on flip
Your dad left cause you canít kickflip
Title: Re: Songs Anal Cunt would use about skating. ..
Post by: Youoverthere on December 31, 2020, 04:40:47 AM
I waxed the ground at your local is pisser

I snuck sinner into a sperm bank
Smolik thinks heís black but heís just gay
You got raped at nyjahs
I just saw the gayest bigspin

Edit
Noah sucks and supreme sucked too
I fucked the latina on flip
Your dad left cause you canít kickflip
!!! I could hear the songs playing in my head as I read them. Amazing, at this point, we have enough titles for one ac album.
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Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on December 31, 2020, 03:40:39 PM
Locking Ryan Lay in McDonalds
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Post by: Youoverthere on December 31, 2020, 04:14:38 PM
You got a Thrasher tattoo and now they suck.
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Post by: GardenSkater77 on December 31, 2020, 05:12:58 PM
When I think of true punk skateboard brands I think of Plan B and Element.

The Berrics is my source for new skateboarding.

Iím not allowed to like Nik Stain anymore since he signed to Hockey.



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Post by: ungzilla on December 31, 2020, 06:03:18 PM
marc johnson is a drunk
jarc mohnson
your kickflips are mob
if that was switch it still would've sucked
heath kirchart is a sociopath
jeremy klein went bankrupt from his porn addiction
your fits are terrible and that's why she left you
your pants fit weird
what pants are those
daniel kim did lsd and went crazy
pontus is sexually liberated
Title: Re: Songs Anal Cunt would use about skating. ..
Post by: El Fapinator on December 31, 2020, 11:01:16 PM
Big Brother is rad, but you suck.

XXX rated bear calendar of skateboarding must haves Dan Drehobl, Matt Allen,  Bobby Worrest, Ed Templeton just cause he's a fat loser.
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Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on January 01, 2021, 01:30:13 AM
When I think of true punk skateboard brands I think of Plan B and Element.

The Berrics is my source for new skateboarding.

Iím not allowed to like Nik Stain anymore since he signed to Hockey.




hahaha so perfect!!!
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Post by: Frank on January 01, 2021, 02:41:57 AM
ryan lay respects women

i know you can't switch heel

i heard you used to rollerblade

i filmed you pushing mongo and sent the footage to your friends

you wear a fanny pack, you are also 35

you think you are pro, you actually work at mc donalds

danny way is a sensitive man

you went to woodward skate camp yearly from 00-04

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Post by: El Fapinator on January 01, 2021, 07:34:19 AM
You got punched by Gershon and I think it's funny

You use to scooter you're gay

Walker Ryan Texas Dumbass

Supreme is for trendy losers like YOU

You converted to Scientology  so you could have a Berra, Koston, Kyro foursome to get somewhere and got nothing.

I paid Nyjah, David, and Sinner to rape you, they rejected you because you suck

Your mum is a Karen

I smoked crack with Mike Carrol and Rick Howard and saw one getting his dick sucked.

Biebel is a Roids guy





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Post by: wigwam_24 on January 08, 2021, 06:40:37 AM
ryan lay respects women

i know you can't switch heel

i heard you used to rollerblade

i filmed you pushing mongo and sent the footage to your friends

you wear a fanny pack, you are also 35

you think you are pro, you actually work at mc donalds

danny way is a sensitive man

you went to woodward skate camp yearly from 00-04

this one got me haha
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Post by: Youoverthere on January 08, 2021, 03:48:12 PM
I donít do tricks named after other dudes.
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Post by: ok boomer on January 08, 2021, 05:47:16 PM
ryan lay respects women

i know you can't switch heel

i heard you used to rollerblade

i filmed you pushing mongo and sent the footage to your friends

you wear a fanny pack, you are also 35

you think you are pro, you actually work at mc donalds

danny way is a sensitive man

you went to woodward skate camp yearly from 00-04

Best.

 Also RIP Seth
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Post by: El Fapinator on January 08, 2021, 07:09:23 PM
You skate in Swishy button up pants

Youíre a Dj who sucks

Beagle beat your ass

Your mustache is an invite for scrotum  scratching

Youíre Antwuanís education

I heard Dill and Ed T drew/took pictures of you naked..... thatís why youíre almost on FA.


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Post by: ramplocal on January 10, 2021, 03:29:45 AM
You won a date w fetty potter and he made you pay for everything
Weck jerked off to your tail scrape
You debated sinner in politics and he won
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Post by: Frank on January 10, 2021, 04:18:05 AM
getting bjs from your mom behind the gas station while you are trying rock fakie the 3 ft bank at the park

i am your new dad and i'm taking away your skateboard and internet

focusing groms boards to make em cry like little bitches is the best

i saw you cry when the credits rolled after the plan b video true

you get banned all the time on slap, you are a fucking nerd

you are on slap 24/7, you are a fucking nerd

i run a shop and everyone loves me, i don't even skate you idiots

throwing my old cumriddled socks at fools waiting in line for the new sb release

thoughts about gay skateboarder brian anderson
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Post by: Youoverthere on January 10, 2021, 03:42:08 PM
getting bjs from your mom behind the gas station while you are trying rock fakie the 3 ft bank at the park

i am your new dad and i'm taking away your skateboard and internet

focusing groms boards to make em cry like little bitches is the best

i saw you cry when the credits rolled after the plan b video true

you get banned all the time on slap, you are a fucking nerd

you are on slap 24/7, you are a fucking nerd

i run a shop and everyone loves me, i don't even skate you idiots

throwing my old cumriddled socks at fools waiting in line for the new sb release

thoughts about gay skateboarder brian anderson
lol both of my local shops
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Post by: matty_c on January 11, 2021, 12:43:11 AM
This thread is fucking pisser and if you donít get it get fucked
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Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on January 13, 2021, 06:33:01 PM
Bob Burnquist made you an organic smoothie

You let Strobeck zoom in on your pubescent face, youíre gay!

Ed Templeton took pics of you at the Huntington Beach Pier

Danny Way: tough as bricks

Your KOTR challenge is to not be gay
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Post by: El Fapinator on January 13, 2021, 07:14:53 PM
Bob Burnquist made you an organic smoothie

You let Strobeck zoom in on your pubescent face, youíre gay!

Ed Templeton took pics of you at the Huntington Beach Pier

Danny Way: tough as bricks

Your KOTR challenge is to not be gay
Fucking brilliant

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Post by: Gay Imp Sausage Metal on January 13, 2021, 09:15:40 PM
I-path is my favorite white-guy-with-dreads brand (followed closely by half-life)

Shawn Powers smashed your fish tank

You like Mike Vís poetry

You dance like Sinner
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Post by: El Fapinator on January 14, 2021, 08:41:56 AM
Lenny Kirk robbed you and gave you a chik pamphlet about Jesus

Stephen Lawyer and Freddy Potter which tattoos are dumber..... They're gay......

Robbing Slash's Grandma for SSI check

You got booted from EMB by James Keltch

Grizzly grip rips

You got Duffled

Your dad's a registered sex offender

Kicking kid's in to 12' of vert is cool

You're a pad dad who skate's mini ramp with full pads, kook.

Your Instagram and t shirt brand sucks

Brian Patch and your teenage daughter




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Post by: Frank on January 14, 2021, 12:33:52 PM
well done everyone, this thread is great to take the edge of a hard day of quarantining and doing nothing except becoming more braindead by the minute.
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Post by: Sifter on January 15, 2021, 12:22:33 AM
Pat Shitbreath
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Post by: Uncle Flea on January 22, 2021, 12:05:41 PM
Laughing while gator gets raped in prison