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Title: LIFESTYLE PROS
Post by: HeapsCool on December 30, 2020, 04:57:34 AM
I loved arto as a pro. Now all I see of him are black and white photos of him holding a leica in a double page ad in monster children (which is a total culture vulture, bullshit publication btw) for some denim company. Dude needs to hang it up.

Who else falls in this category?
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Post by: Far from relevant on December 30, 2020, 05:01:06 AM
Sean Pablo.
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Post by: cky enthusiast on December 30, 2020, 05:06:04 AM
dill
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Post by: swanronson on December 30, 2020, 05:42:31 AM
I loved arto as a pro. Now all I see of him are black and white photos of him holding a leica in a double page ad in monster children (which is a total culture vulture, bullshit publication btw) for some denim company. Dude needs to hang it up.

Who else falls in this category?

He did hang it up, over a decade ago
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Post by: Betaphenylethylalamine on December 30, 2020, 05:50:23 AM
Arto is a photographer now. I'm actually stoked hearing hes in an add and got paid, you should be too.

Hes even in a BMW commercial, and I'm not mad about that either.

Imagine winning SOTY,  being one of the best skaters ever, walking away intact and making a great living outside of skateboarding.

The man has done it correctly
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Post by: Croquet temper on December 30, 2020, 06:03:21 AM
Who can get mad at Arto getting lifestyle hammers now that he's not a pro skater anymore. He skated like a madman until he physically could not. Clout for life looks good on your resume.
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Post by: lampshade on December 30, 2020, 06:07:39 AM
dill

He had some pretty great video parts and now owns a wildly successful company that hooks up some of his long term friends (Gino, AVE, etc.) and gives some new kids (Tyshawn, Swan, etc.).  Whether or not you like the FA/Hockey athstetic/Image, it seems like he's pulling his weight.
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Post by: Pete on December 30, 2020, 06:09:31 AM
so many people you could have chose. but instead you chose one of the very few who bowed out when he knew it was done.

how you gonna make a new milking it 2021 thread and mention arto? the fuck


free max b
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Post by: HORSES on December 30, 2020, 06:16:52 AM
Arto is a photographer now. I'm actually stoked hearing hes in an add and got paid, you should be too.

Hes even in a BMW commercial, and I'm not mad about that either.

Imagine winning SOTY,  being one of the best skaters ever, walking away intact and making a great living outside of skateboarding.

The man has done it correctly


He nuked his own career due to drug addiction to the point he had spent his entire career earnings and his partner left him and took his kid with her. Has done well to land on his own two feet for sure, but to say he has done it correctly, well, he has not.
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Post by: igrindtwinkies on December 30, 2020, 06:24:27 AM
Biebel being the obvious example. 
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Post by: sometimeperhaps on December 30, 2020, 06:42:13 AM
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Arto is a photographer now. I'm actually stoked hearing hes in an add and got paid, you should be too.

Hes even in a BMW commercial, and I'm not mad about that either.

Imagine winning SOTY,  being one of the best skaters ever, walking away intact and making a great living outside of skateboarding.

The man has done it correctly
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He nuked his own career due to drug addiction to the point he had spent his entire career earnings and his partner left him and took his kid with her. Has done well to land on his own two feet for sure, but to say he has done it correctly, well, he has not.

When did this happen? I got off Instagram awhile ago but when I was following him wasn’t he living in Hawaii with his family? And drug addiction?
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Post by: Cuban_Lynx on December 30, 2020, 06:48:57 AM
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Arto is a photographer now. I'm actually stoked hearing hes in an add and got paid, you should be too.

Hes even in a BMW commercial, and I'm not mad about that either.

Imagine winning SOTY,  being one of the best skaters ever, walking away intact and making a great living outside of skateboarding.

The man has done it correctly
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He nuked his own career due to drug addiction to the point he had spent his entire career earnings and his partner left him and took his kid with her. Has done well to land on his own two feet for sure, but to say he has done it correctly, well, he has not.
Early 00's Arto was tops. Glad he ended up in Mindfield rather than Extremely Sorry. He lost me after the American Express ad, though.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BlYQZVFlsCy/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1p9ef383dvriw
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Post by: HORSES on December 30, 2020, 07:05:09 AM
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Arto is a photographer now. I'm actually stoked hearing hes in an add and got paid, you should be too.

Hes even in a BMW commercial, and I'm not mad about that either.

Imagine winning SOTY,  being one of the best skaters ever, walking away intact and making a great living outside of skateboarding.

The man has done it correctly
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He nuked his own career due to drug addiction to the point he had spent his entire career earnings and his partner left him and took his kid with her. Has done well to land on his own two feet for sure, but to say he has done it correctly, well, he has not.
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When did this happen? I got off Instagram awhile ago but when I was following him wasn’t he living in Hawaii with his family? And drug addiction?


He got his family back after he got sober and clean. There's a Thrasher article on it post Phelps death - https://www.thrashermagazine.com/articles/over-it-article/
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Post by: Sila on December 30, 2020, 07:06:10 AM
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Arto is a photographer now. I'm actually stoked hearing hes in an add and got paid, you should be too.

Hes even in a BMW commercial, and I'm not mad about that either.

Imagine winning SOTY,  being one of the best skaters ever, walking away intact and making a great living outside of skateboarding.

The man has done it correctly
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He nuked his own career due to drug addiction to the point he had spent his entire career earnings and his partner left him and took his kid with her. Has done well to land on his own two feet for sure, but to say he has done it correctly, well, he has not.
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When did this happen? I got off Instagram awhile ago but when I was following him wasn’t he living in Hawaii with his family? And drug addiction?

I thought his knees were done. Had too many surgeries etc.
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Post by: BroBruhBra on December 30, 2020, 07:52:42 AM
Sean Pablo.

LOL

Hilarious that this was the first response, no hesitation.
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Post by: Sleazy on December 30, 2020, 08:15:42 AM
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Arto is a photographer now. I'm actually stoked hearing hes in an add and got paid, you should be too.

Hes even in a BMW commercial, and I'm not mad about that either.

Imagine winning SOTY,  being one of the best skaters ever, walking away intact and making a great living outside of skateboarding.

The man has done it correctly
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He nuked his own career due to drug addiction to the point he had spent his entire career earnings and his partner left him and took his kid with her. Has done well to land on his own two feet for sure, but to say he has done it correctly, well, he has not.
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Early 00's Arto was tops. Glad he ended up in Mindfield rather than Extremely Sorry. He lost me after the American Express ad, though.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BlYQZVFlsCy/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1p9ef383dvriw

i actually really like this ad. i've got a similar setup in my garage and want to get that trick one of these days
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Post by: Pavs323 on December 30, 2020, 09:28:20 AM
Biebel being the obvious example.

He was for sure the king of milking it for the last few years, but he’s technically not pro anymore. Can’t believe there’s anyway in hell any other companies still pay him either.
It still boggles me how it took him filming that video for Girl to finally kick him off. What an idiotic business decision to just send a guy a check every month that offers quite literally nothing to your company anymore. 
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Post by: WPG on December 30, 2020, 09:31:45 AM
I went to a Flip demo in 2013 and Ben Nordberg sat off to the side smoking darts the whole time. I don’t think I’ve ever actually seen Him skate.
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Post by: BluffsideTank on December 30, 2020, 11:44:46 AM
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Arto is a photographer now. I'm actually stoked hearing hes in an add and got paid, you should be too.

Hes even in a BMW commercial, and I'm not mad about that either.

Imagine winning SOTY,  being one of the best skaters ever, walking away intact and making a great living outside of skateboarding.

The man has done it correctly
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He nuked his own career due to drug addiction to the point he had spent his entire career earnings and his partner left him and took his kid with her. Has done well to land on his own two feet for sure, but to say he has done it correctly, well, he has not.
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When did this happen? I got off Instagram awhile ago but when I was following him wasn’t he living in Hawaii with his family? And drug addiction?

He's pretty honest about the whole situation here: https://www.thrashermagazine.com/articles/over-it-article/ (https://www.thrashermagazine.com/articles/over-it-article/):

TL;DR — Crack is whack.
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Post by: Krooked antihero on December 30, 2020, 12:05:00 PM
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Arto is a photographer now. I'm actually stoked hearing hes in an add and got paid, you should be too.

Hes even in a BMW commercial, and I'm not mad about that either.

Imagine winning SOTY,  being one of the best skaters ever, walking away intact and making a great living outside of skateboarding.

The man has done it correctly
[close]


He nuked his own career due to drug addiction to the point he had spent his entire career earnings and his partner left him and took his kid with her. Has done well to land on his own two feet for sure, but to say he has done it correctly, well, he has not.
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When did this happen? I got off Instagram awhile ago but when I was following him wasn’t he living in Hawaii with his family? And drug addiction?
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I thought his knees were done. Had too many surgeries etc.
They are, dude had 3 surgeries,also had a bad heart that needed surgery as well.
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Post by: urbneathme on December 30, 2020, 12:48:33 PM
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Arto is a photographer now. I'm actually stoked hearing hes in an add and got paid, you should be too.

Hes even in a BMW commercial, and I'm not mad about that either.

Imagine winning SOTY,  being one of the best skaters ever, walking away intact and making a great living outside of skateboarding.

The man has done it correctly
[close]


He nuked his own career due to drug addiction to the point he had spent his entire career earnings and his partner left him and took his kid with her. Has done well to land on his own two feet for sure, but to say he has done it correctly, well, he has not.
[close]

When did this happen? I got off Instagram awhile ago but when I was following him wasn’t he living in Hawaii with his family? And drug addiction?
[close]

He's pretty honest about the whole situation here: https://www.thrashermagazine.com/articles/over-it-article/ (https://www.thrashermagazine.com/articles/over-it-article/):

TL;DR — Crack is whack.
respect to ave for really laying it out there and being super blunt about it
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Post by: conqueso on December 30, 2020, 01:05:33 PM
that one instagram guy who spikes his hair with cum and skates in expensive shoes
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Post by: HeapsCool on December 30, 2020, 01:07:15 PM
so many people you could have chose. but instead you chose one of the very few who bowed out when he knew it was done.

how you gonna make a new milking it 2021 thread and mention arto? the fuck


free max b

Because he is a photographer getting photographed holding a camera. the fuck.
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Post by: TheLurper on December 30, 2020, 01:18:40 PM
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Arto is a photographer now. I'm actually stoked hearing hes in an add and got paid, you should be too.

Hes even in a BMW commercial, and I'm not mad about that either.

Imagine winning SOTY,  being one of the best skaters ever, walking away intact and making a great living outside of skateboarding.

The man has done it correctly
[close]


He nuked his own career due to drug addiction to the point he had spent his entire career earnings and his partner left him and took his kid with her. Has done well to land on his own two feet for sure, but to say he has done it correctly, well, he has not.
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Early 00's Arto was tops. Glad he ended up in Mindfield rather than Extremely Sorry. He lost me after the American Express ad, though.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BlYQZVFlsCy/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1p9ef383dvriw
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i actually really like this ad. i've got a similar setup in my garage and want to get that trick one of these days

I think there was a former snowboarder who played a major role in setting this up, but this was an amazing project Arto was part of...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9sjYnSQFaE
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Post by: lovermangenius on December 30, 2020, 03:02:51 PM
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Arto is a photographer now. I'm actually stoked hearing hes in an add and got paid, you should be too.

Hes even in a BMW commercial, and I'm not mad about that either.

Imagine winning SOTY,  being one of the best skaters ever, walking away intact and making a great living outside of skateboarding.

The man has done it correctly
[close]


He nuked his own career due to drug addiction to the point he had spent his entire career earnings and his partner left him and took his kid with her. Has done well to land on his own two feet for sure, but to say he has done it correctly, well, he has not.
[close]

When did this happen? I got off Instagram awhile ago but when I was following him wasn’t he living in Hawaii with his family? And drug addiction?
[close]

He's pretty honest about the whole situation here: https://www.thrashermagazine.com/articles/over-it-article/ (https://www.thrashermagazine.com/articles/over-it-article/):

TL;DR — Crack is whack.
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respect to ave for really laying it out there and being super blunt about it

That was a great read. Pardon my ignorance but who was the teammate he referenced dying on a trip?
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Post by: ziggy on December 30, 2020, 03:20:04 PM
I loved arto as a pro. Now all I see of him are black and white photos of him holding a leica in a double page ad in monster children (which is a total culture vulture, bullshit publication btw) for some denim company. Dude needs to hang it up.

Who else falls in this category?

pretty much everybody who was in Sorry
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Post by: Brguy on December 30, 2020, 03:26:23 PM
I thought Arto had shitty memory from hitting his head so many times too.
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Post by: biggietoms on December 30, 2020, 05:34:56 PM
But its Arto. Arto Saari. Arto "He almost died twice while making this film...." Saari.

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Post by: itsyourdad on December 30, 2020, 05:40:49 PM
the arto slander followed by the MC diss, god damn bro you a fuckin’ lame.
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Post by: hot take on December 30, 2020, 05:46:51 PM
Recent years boo Johnson. I can’t think of any skateboarding he’s done besides terrible hard flip back smith grinds and wearing trendy glasses and straye ads and being sponsored by weedmaps.
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Post by: HeapsCool on December 31, 2020, 03:25:15 AM
the arto slander followed by the MC diss, god damn bro you a fuckin’ lame.

Wow dude you love Arto Saari (as do I) and a marketing company masquerading as a skate mag run by a bunch of Aussie surfers. Sweet bro you rule.
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Post by: Brguy on December 31, 2020, 03:41:16 AM
Cardiel. Not that he doesn't deserve it or anything, but he's not earning from his skating for obvious reasons.
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Post by: Dwyck on December 31, 2020, 04:23:42 AM
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the arto slander followed by the MC diss, god damn bro you a fuckin’ lame.
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Wow dude you love Arto Saari (as do I) and a marketing company masquerading as a skate mag run by a bunch of Aussie surfers. Sweet bro you rule.

Aren't those the same thing
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Post by: matty_c on December 31, 2020, 04:33:06 AM
Cardiel. Not that he doesn't deserve it or anything, but he's not earning from his skating for obvious reasons.

My uncle had one of those colostomy bags and I watched him change it once, it wasn’t really a lifestyle hammer and we didn’t high five
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Post by: RoaryMcTwang on December 31, 2020, 04:55:23 AM
Arto Saari, whatever he might be doing now, does not have to hang it up.
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Post by: HeapsCool on December 31, 2020, 05:33:11 AM
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the arto slander followed by the MC diss, god damn bro you a fuckin’ lame.
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Wow dude you love Arto Saari (as do I) and a marketing company masquerading as a skate mag run by a bunch of Aussie surfers. Sweet bro you rule.
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Aren't those the same thing

https://monsterchildrencreative.com/#mchome (https://monsterchildrencreative.com/#mchome)
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Post by: breezer on December 31, 2020, 05:49:41 AM
Arto is top notch photographer with a great career ahead of him......his life as pro skater is receding in the rear view mirror...as it should
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Post by: HugeBodBoyle on December 31, 2020, 07:27:44 AM
Get paid however you can. I actually hope everyone does well enough to have a comfortable life.

Except for Rush Limbaugh. He needs to just die already.
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Post by: ChrisSennsGirlfriend on January 01, 2021, 08:03:48 PM
Cardiel. Not that he doesn't deserve it or anything, but he's not earning from his skating for obvious reasons.

mike mo. but he doesn't deserve it.
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Post by: Urtripping on January 01, 2021, 08:23:01 PM
Was Blodney ever pro for Palace before he went full lifestyle?
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Post by: urbneathme on January 01, 2021, 10:45:44 PM
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Cardiel. Not that he doesn't deserve it or anything, but he's not earning from his skating for obvious reasons.
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mike mo. but he doesn't deserve it.
mike mo owns a sunglasses company that’s tacitly involved with skateboarding. i wouldn’t really call that pro, he’s just a business dude now
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Post by: Ankle_Lift on January 02, 2021, 09:42:12 AM
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Arto is a photographer now. I'm actually stoked hearing hes in an add and got paid, you should be too.

Hes even in a BMW commercial, and I'm not mad about that either.

Imagine winning SOTY,  being one of the best skaters ever, walking away intact and making a great living outside of skateboarding.

The man has done it correctly
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He nuked his own career due to drug addiction to the point he had spent his entire career earnings and his partner left him and took his kid with her. Has done well to land on his own two feet for sure, but to say he has done it correctly, well, he has not.
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Early 00's Arto was tops. Glad he ended up in Mindfield rather than Extremely Sorry. He lost me after the American Express ad, though.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BlYQZVFlsCy/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1p9ef383dvriw

That ad is cheesy, but god damn, imagine how superbly incredible having a smooth little QP in your yard, in Hawaii where you can skate year round, like that would be?
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Post by: conqueso on March 28, 2021, 05:19:43 AM
https://www.instagram.com/p/CMYWkBagrbs/
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Post by: lampshade on March 28, 2021, 05:45:27 AM
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Arto is a photographer now. I'm actually stoked hearing hes in an add and got paid, you should be too.

Hes even in a BMW commercial, and I'm not mad about that either.

Imagine winning SOTY,  being one of the best skaters ever, walking away intact and making a great living outside of skateboarding.

The man has done it correctly
[close]


He nuked his own career due to drug addiction to the point he had spent his entire career earnings and his partner left him and took his kid with her. Has done well to land on his own two feet for sure, but to say he has done it correctly, well, he has not.
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Early 00's Arto was tops. Glad he ended up in Mindfield rather than Extremely Sorry. He lost me after the American Express ad, though.
https://www.instagram.com/p/BlYQZVFlsCy/?utm_source=ig_share_sheet&igshid=1p9ef383dvriw
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That ad is cheesy, but god damn, imagine how superbly incredible having a smooth little QP in your yard, in Hawaii where you can skate year round, like that would be?
  For me it would be crazy like.
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Post by: duniwayRobber on March 28, 2021, 08:03:56 AM
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Cardiel. Not that he doesn't deserve it or anything, but he's not earning from his skating for obvious reasons.
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mike mo. but he doesn't deserve it.
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mike mo owns a sunglasses company that’s tacitly involved with skateboarding. i wouldn’t really call that pro, he’s just a business dude now

To be fair - I wouldn't really call that a 'business dude'.

If stamping a logo on pre-designed items is the mark of an entrepreneur, then by all means. Guess I was a business titan in middle school.
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Post by: matty_c on March 28, 2021, 09:24:26 AM
Rip Vincent nava
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Post by: LostBearings on March 28, 2021, 11:40:27 AM
Wait pros don't just skate 24/7 ?