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Title: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: Blankcheck on January 20, 2021, 01:26:29 PM
 ???
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: sometimeperhaps on January 20, 2021, 02:35:19 PM
Because...
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: Eric Dolphy on January 20, 2021, 03:00:04 PM
Very good question, with a long and multifaceted answer, and that answer is Fred Gall
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: Freelancevagrant on January 20, 2021, 03:01:00 PM
Quote from: TracersOnlyfans on January 20, 2021, 03:00:04 PM
Very good question, with a long and multifaceted answer, and that answer is Fred Gall

Shalom.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: DirtyBurger on January 20, 2021, 03:01:53 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=80y5k35sx3w
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: CHONGO on January 20, 2021, 03:08:24 PM
Quote from: Freelancevagrant on January 20, 2021, 03:01:00 PM
Quote from: TracersOnlyfans on January 20, 2021, 03:00:04 PM
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Very good question, with a long and multifaceted answer, and that answer is Fred Gall
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Shalom.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: Lou Strux on January 20, 2021, 03:45:15 PM
Use of the term of instead of off is exclusive to Gold & Platinum levels of SLAP membership.
Silver & Bronze level members using the term of may find themselves incurring the “wrath of the mods” which includes such penalties as rep reduction, post count clipping, temporary suspension or permanent banning.
To increase your subscription level, contact the executive chief head of subscription services, lk130 via PM.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: Blankcheck on January 20, 2021, 03:50:58 PM
Hahaha SLAP sucks!!! Why do I come on here! smh.

All love FG
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: SneakySecrets on January 20, 2021, 04:09:47 PM
What’s your best guess at the answer?
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: Blankcheck on January 20, 2021, 04:27:35 PM
I don’t have any idea which is why I asked the question
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: Gnarfunkell on January 20, 2021, 04:34:37 PM
what's an off?
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: Blankcheck on January 20, 2021, 04:43:49 PM
Apparently I’m an “off”. You all got me!
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: Burt Ward on January 20, 2021, 04:45:26 PM
She offered her honour, I honoured her offer, and all night long I was on her and of her.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: cky enthusiast on January 20, 2021, 04:46:48 PM
what’s the deal with air plane food
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: Blankcheck on January 20, 2021, 05:03:59 PM
Ahhh! I feel like I’m surrounded by 14 years olds who are clowning me and 40 year olds who don’t have the energy to explain this minute SLAP etiquette!
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: Dirk_Diggler on January 20, 2021, 05:45:15 PM
Can’t spell off without of and can’t spell of without Fred Gall. That is the most logical answer I can think of.

Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: companguero on January 20, 2021, 05:54:09 PM
(https://i.postimg.cc/gknb6wY8/blnk.jpg)
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: cosmicgypsies on January 20, 2021, 06:52:16 PM
off of f
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: DirtyBurger on January 20, 2021, 11:27:33 PM
Quote from: Blankcheck on January 20, 2021, 05:03:59 PM
Ahhh! I feel like I’m surrounded by 14 years olds who are clowning me and 40 year olds who don’t have the energy to explain this minute SLAP etiquette!

Yea, thats the joke my friend.

Quote from: cky enthusiast on January 20, 2021, 04:46:48 PM
what’s the deal with air plane food

I actually loved airplane food, when it was a usual thing. You get a microwaved food cooked at its peak, and you could choose a Kosher option, just to be Shalom.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: somethingmustbreaknow on January 21, 2021, 01:26:35 AM
of instead of who?
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: fredgallSOTY on January 21, 2021, 06:54:30 AM
we cant read
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: sexualhelon on January 21, 2021, 07:30:26 AM
Don't you want somebody to of, don't you need somebody to of
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: slappies on January 21, 2021, 07:45:41 AM
Look pal, you better adapt to our ways or go back to whatever forum you came from.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: hup on January 21, 2021, 12:49:33 PM
Seems like every fifth or so time somebody starts this thread it eventually gets explained, but the explanation is buried at least six pages in.

Sometimes the OP will jump right in to educate the simple folk of SLAP on correct grammatical form and usage. It can go on for days.

Those among us whose brains still produce it will sometimes get a little serotonin kick from those ones.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: Crailslideyoface on January 21, 2021, 01:32:50 PM
The real question should be why the outside world doesn’t
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: spungo on January 21, 2021, 02:43:11 PM
I'll probably get kooked for giving away the joke, but someone made a thread forever ago titled "Gino of Chocolate" and the Pals ran with it.  Mystery solved
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: friendly dave on January 21, 2021, 03:29:22 PM
Quote from: spungo on January 21, 2021, 02:43:11 PM
I'll probably get kooked for giving away the joke, but someone made a thread forever ago titled "Gino of Chocolate" and the Pals ran with it.  Mystery solved

What next? Are you gonna tell him the trick on how to pass a drug test?
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: Burt Ward on January 21, 2021, 03:46:57 PM
Quote from: spungo on January 21, 2021, 02:43:11 PM
I'll probably get kooked for giving away the joke, but someone made a thread forever ago titled "Gino of Chocolate" and the Pals ran with it.  Mystery solved

I WAS going to kook you for this, but then Friendly Dave made me laugh, so I just gnarred him instead.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: SneakySecrets on January 21, 2021, 06:35:59 PM
Quote from: Blankcheck on January 20, 2021, 04:27:35 PM
I don’t have any idea which is why I asked the question

Pretend someone had a gun to your head (god forbid) and demanded you make a guess, what are you saying?
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: Blankcheck on January 21, 2021, 07:16:42 PM
Quote from: SneakySecrets on January 21, 2021, 06:35:59 PM
Quote from: Blankcheck on January 20, 2021, 04:27:35 PM
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I don’t have any idea which is why I asked the question
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Pretend someone had a gun to your head (god forbid) and demanded you make a guess, what are you saying?
Maybe I would say “off Fred” or “only Fred” or “why is Fred gall the answer to this question?
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: companguero on January 22, 2021, 03:54:18 AM
Hey @Blankcheck I should apologize for my previous post. Inauguration day here in America had me wound up and hunkered down in front of the pc the entire day.

Plus I've got no real credentials here, who am I to tell you to focus?

But I have the answer for which you seek. Took a while to search and comb but this is the definitive prooff.

I'll spoiler it out in case others want to discover it for themselves. *Don't kook me, PALS  ;)*

Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.


Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: Eric Dolphy on January 22, 2021, 10:28:47 AM
@companguero
Ya doin too much
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: Blankcheck on January 22, 2021, 11:36:26 AM
Quote from: companguero on January 22, 2021, 03:54:18 AM
Hey @Blankcheck I should apologize for my previous post. Inauguration day here in America had me wound up and hunkered down in front of the pc the entire day.

Plus I've got no real credentials here, who am I to tell you to focus?

But I have the answer for which you seek. Took a while to search and comb but this is the definitive prooff.

I'll spoiler it out in case others want to discover it for themselves. *Don't kook me, PALS  ;)*

Sorry but you are not allowed to view spoiler contents.

makes sense looks like I have a little work to do. Def not trying to troll.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: Lou Strux on January 22, 2021, 12:20:44 PM
https://youtu.be/4sim7tCJyC8

You're a pretty good sport, though. Maybe stick around; you get your dick kicked in a lot less as you learn the lay of the land.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: Freelancevagrant on January 22, 2021, 02:40:13 PM
How long have you been lurking for?
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: silhouette on January 22, 2021, 03:13:34 PM
Because fuck off.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: EdLawndale on January 22, 2021, 03:23:08 PM
Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet?
Why did Judas rat to Romans while Jesus slept?
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: DirtyBurger on January 22, 2021, 05:30:25 PM
Quote from: friendly dave on January 21, 2021, 03:29:22 PM
Quote from: spungo on January 21, 2021, 02:43:11 PM
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I'll probably get kooked for giving away the joke, but someone made a thread forever ago titled "Gino of Chocolate" and the Pals ran with it.  Mystery solved
[close]

What next? Are you gonna tell him the trick on how to pass a drug test?

It was always more weird to buy pee from a child than it was to tell my mom I smoked weed and needed her to pee in a bag.
I am 12 and always loved this clip too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCQbkayFwFU
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: brycickle on January 22, 2021, 07:26:36 PM
Quote from: silhouette on January 22, 2021, 03:13:34 PM
Because fuck off of.
Fixed it.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: mushroom slice on January 22, 2021, 07:31:13 PM
Quote from: DirtyBurger on January 22, 2021, 05:30:25 PM
Quote from: friendly dave on January 21, 2021, 03:29:22 PM
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Quote from: spungo on January 21, 2021, 02:43:11 PM
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I'll probably get kooked for giving away the joke, but someone made a thread forever ago titled "Gino of Chocolate" and the Pals ran with it.  Mystery solved
[close]

What next? Are you gonna tell him the trick on how to pass a drug test?
[close]

It was always more weird to buy pee from a child than it was to tell my mom I smoked weed and needed her to pee in a bag.
I am 12 and always loved this clip too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCQbkayFwFU
The slap way to pass a drug test is a lot nuttier then switching out pee.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: brycickle on January 22, 2021, 07:32:44 PM
Quote from: mushroom slice on January 22, 2021, 07:31:13 PM
Quote from: DirtyBurger on January 22, 2021, 05:30:25 PM
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Quote from: friendly dave on January 21, 2021, 03:29:22 PM
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Quote from: spungo on January 21, 2021, 02:43:11 PM
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I'll probably get kooked for giving away the joke, but someone made a thread forever ago titled "Gino of Chocolate" and the Pals ran with it.  Mystery solved
[close]

What next? Are you gonna tell him the trick on how to pass a drug test?
[close]

It was always more weird to buy pee from a child than it was to tell my mom I smoked weed and needed her to pee in a bag.
I am 12 and always loved this clip too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCQbkayFwFU
[close]
The slap way to pass a drug test is a lot nuttier then switching out pee.
I seent it. What you did there.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: pugmaster on January 22, 2021, 07:47:25 PM
I'm sorry that the rest of these people have been giving you lots of red herrings. The answer to your question lies within the "football anyone? as in soccer..." thread.

It is there and there alone that you will find solace.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: Eric Dolphy on January 22, 2021, 08:32:57 PM
Quote from: brycickle on January 22, 2021, 07:26:36 PM
Quote from: silhouette on January 22, 2021, 03:13:34 PM
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Because fuck off of.
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Fixed it.
no you broke it
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: Pete on January 23, 2021, 09:54:26 AM
Quote from: EdLawndale on January 22, 2021, 03:23:08 PM
Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet?
Why did Judas rat to Romans while Jesus slept?
ghostface killed that song. good choice ed.


and it was the original gino off chocolate thread in like 2005. guy made one of the most historical typos of all time. but most of the people that post here now were still using the internet only when their moms allowed them to, and it was mainly for playing neopets.

many people will act like they was there, and not just in this instance but life in general. when they fact wasnt there. nothing new


free max b
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: EdLawndale on January 23, 2021, 02:25:30 PM
Quote from: Pete on January 23, 2021, 09:54:26 AM
Quote from: EdLawndale on January 22, 2021, 03:23:08 PM
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Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet?
Why did Judas rat to Romans while Jesus slept?
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ghostface killed that song. good choice ed.

Thanks, Pete. Glad somebody got it.
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: Ms. Tamzarian on January 24, 2021, 09:16:04 AM
Damn shout out to Neopets
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: Lenny the Fatface on February 01, 2021, 12:16:34 PM
Dental plan!
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: brycickle on February 02, 2021, 06:25:16 PM
Quote from: Lenny the Fatface on February 01, 2021, 12:16:34 PM
Dental plan!
(https://data.whicdn.com/images/233881245/original.gif)
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: artless on February 05, 2021, 11:00:29 AM
This is what I remember off it
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: Molte on February 05, 2021, 11:25:04 AM
Quote from: cosmicgypsies on January 20, 2021, 06:52:16 PM
off of f
That's the best. Have a gnar!!
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: Molte on February 05, 2021, 11:30:36 AM
Blankcheck: "Back here live at the Waterfront Village with my friend the zombie Jonathan; you're looking good, Jonathan just got an awesome face paint job - what do you think?"

SLAP: "I like Turtles!"
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: ibuproficient on February 10, 2021, 03:34:08 AM
You could spend your whole life asking questions
Title: Re: Why does everyone on SLAP use "of" inplace of "off"??
Post by: OldCandy on February 17, 2021, 08:11:18 PM
because skaters generally do not aquire higher eduction
so fuck of.
smartass